You missed the guy that comes at the end with $25 in hand, drops the money takes the drill and says absolutely nothing! My favorite Marketplace customer!
Only had one of these, dude showed up exactly when he said he would. Paid me and carted off the car parts no issues it was crazy. Now have a guy wanting to try on wheels that came off the same make and model car he has.
I've had that happen back in the good old early days of Craigslist before it became a swamp. Older white guys that showed up just handed me the money, took the item and left. Best customers ever. Haven't seen one like that in over a decade now...
Just got one today!!! Guy calls 10 minutes after I placed the ad, shows up 30 minutes later on time at the meeting location, looks at the phone I had for sale, hands me the cash and leaves! I am still not sure it was real, but the cash is still in my wallet!!! 😄
So true. I’ve lost faith in humanity selling stuff on marketplace. I’ve given a guy a $50 discount on my iPhone just for messaging me in complete sentences. It was nice.
I have done the same thing ha. If someone with a brain cell responds, they get bonus stuff added instantly. Most of my responses do not include one single period in the entire paragraph.
Real experience. I have straight up tossed stuff in the garbage after experiences like this. Can't even get common courtesy out of most marketplace folks. And the depiction of the $7 guy was so frickin' bang on! Except for me they wouldn't even write "$7" they would simply save themselves the typing and write "7".
I once had a guy message me and offering a ridiculously low price when I was already asking for a more than fair price. I told him I'd rather put it on the sidewalk for some random person to pick it up rather than selling it to him. Very often, I end up giving my stuff to charities because 99% of people responding to ads are morons.
I joined facebook to try and sell a few items. I lasted about 3 weeks and encountered almost every scenario in this video. I don’t do it anymore. My wife has more patience for this silliness. Well done!
This is absolute gold right here!! This right here is actually why I don't, never have, and never will sell anything privately. I would rather donate anything I don't want to the good will and move on with my life. I was once donating a bunch of stuff to good will and a guy walking buy asked how much for the chairs and table. I said "Well they are not for sale, I'm just donating them". He then said he wanted to take them (if they are free) and I said sure but he has to talk them that moment as my friend with his truck is only available today. So if this guy bails on me I'm stuck with this crap. This guy went on this crazy sob story about how he is broke and this table and chairs is exactly what he needs for his family etc. etc. He PROMISED he would be back to tomorrow to get them. How could I say no? You guessed it he never showed up and I had to sit on them for another few months. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I feel a lot better now:)
wow I'm sorry to hear that frustrating experience. BTW spruns, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
@flat-earther you're absolutely tragic mate. You're literally a human bot. Going round putting these personalised spam comments on people's posts. Like anyone is that crazy to join your bunch of fool hat wearers
This made my morning. A guy on FB marketplace literally messaged me before 8am to tell me how overpriced my item was and wished me the best. So I sent him the link to this video. 😂
@@samueldavis5895seems like you are what people in the biz refer to as a low baller. If you can get it for cheaper, then why aren’t you there getting it? It’s so draining having to listen to the logic of an idiot…
@@samueldavis5895Tbh if you already have all that old 18v Dewalt stuff, $25 for an extra drill and batt isn’t a terrible deal. Plus on marketplace you could probably get them down to $15 if you actually send an offer and don’t just ask if it’s still available. Or if you have all those batteries already and your drill died, $15/$25 beats buying a brand new one with different batts for $140+ My dad has one of those older Dewalt drills still and the motor in it still works awesome. So I don’t know where you’re buying your power tools for smoking deals but hook me up I guess if $25 is a lot for a drill.
Oh my word, yes! The worst was one several years ago, my wife and I were selling a table. Lady contacts us, asks several questions. Says she wants to buy it, we negotiate over the price, reach an agreement. Agrees to meet at a specific place & specific time. I pack up the table, which barely fits in the back of our car, drive to the place, wait there 45 minutes. She gave me her cell phone so I texted her; got replies the previous day, but on the day I show up she is completely nonresponsive ghosting me 100% and ignores every single message. My final message to her was something like “thanks for wasting my time“ 🙄 Never apologized.
I was GIVING AWAY banana trees that my husband had dug up. I went out back and dragged 5 or so giant, wet trees to my front yard so this neckbeard could take them. Well I gave him my address before I did that and missed his messages asking for directions. Dude. GPS. So he said he’d come back later and of course never did. Someone else came and got em. I never heard from this guy again.
This is CLASSIC. I love to see that no matter where you live, this is the nonsense you deal with on Facebook Marketplace. This is pretty much the exact reason why I refuse to sell on marketplace. The "Is this available" with no response afterwards are the worst messages. And the "can you deliver it"
Omg this is hilarious, and totally SPOT ON! Especially the part where, even after he gives in & says it's FREE, people STILL WANT MORE! "Deliver it", "Throw in a charger" This is why I also can't stand selling & instead just goodwill everything: dealing with endless greed & entitlement just depresses me too much.
While drinking a large Slurpee and smoking a fresh pack of cigs. They literally go to a convenience store ATM, take out the exact amount, then spend some AT the store.
My wife is so weak when those guys wanns buy our stuff 😂 but im not.. I really dint care if hes grandmother is acually dying cause if she is dying and the only thing he can think of is buying a drill then she does not matter to him 😂
Unfortunately, the US healthcare system suffers from an endemic shortage of reliable bone marrow drills, and regulations prevent hospitals from sourcing them from Home Depot. It's the same story with chiropractic wrench sets and dermatological belt sanders.
Some people will do and say anything to get a deal but if someone is generally excited and seems like a good person and offering a fair offer I will look out for them cuz I know what’s it’s like to really want something and not be able to afford it
One of my favorite moves on marketplace is to find something I need at a fair price close enough that I can pick it up. Then my opening message to the seller is “I’d like to pick this up between 6:30 and 7:00 this evening if that works for you.” They can then tell me someone else is already coming to get it, agree to the pickup time, or whatever.. The point is I get something I want at a fair price and no hassle for either of us. Marketplace is awesome for buyers.
Absolutely nailed it! This is true for Australians too! I hate selling stuff on marketplace now. In Aus the “I just want it because it’s free” crowd (who then stuff you around endlessly) got so bad I now put token $2 amounts on stuff I give away. If people turn up on time and have good comms they get it for free.. Weeds out so many “is this available?” With nil response message time wasters.
This was absolutely hilarious. I sell stuff everyday on marketplace. Man I could write a book about how crazy situations have turned out sometimes. Don't forget the ones who show up a dollar or 2 short.
Man! This is spot on! I tried selling my guitar for $30. Guy made me an offer for $15, that I accepted (I really needed the money). He then expected me to drive more than 50 miles to deliver it to him. After that incident I deleted Facebook, I think begging for the $30 would have been easier! 😂
But…everytime some asks me if it’s still available and I say “yes”, there is no response; no follow-up. Are you just curious if it sold yet? Are you doing research?
Do humanity a favor and follow up with something else besides and auto generated "is it still available?" Because God knows as a seller 99% of those people just ghost
@@b.minister I can't say for the other potential buyers but I don't ask if an item is still available unless I intend to buy it @shivin1962 and as a seller I also get where you're coming from. I've had numerous people ask if the item is still available, then never hear back again after I reply.
Once had somebody want us to drive 15 miles to drop off a pair of baby shoes we were selling for 3 dollars because they didn’t have a car. And of course they had an attitude when the wife told them no. The stupidity and arrogance makes me tempted to just throw stuff away instead of selling it.
I once had someone ask if I'd drive 45 minutes one way to deliver a free desk and got angry when I told them I'd deliver for $200. I said I was very busy, my time is very valuable to me, and gas for my mid-sized SUV large enough to move said desk is very expensive. The person went into an all-out downward spiral, saying, "A doctor fresh out of surgery wouldn't take $200 for delivery." I said, "You're probably right. A doctor fresh out of surgery would pay a disposal company to take the desk to the dump." Hahaha
Been through all this in South Florida. Even had almost new item for stupid cheap, and they wanted Delivery. NOPE, Goodwill, and receipt with actual used value for Taxes.
Great freaking skit. That's exactly how things are. I loved it when Offerup first came about because you didn't have all these wackos, but it was a matter of time till they migrated. Sometimes I prefer to donate my items instead of posting them because of the hassle.
"Anyway you could hold that until November 23rd?" 😂 But…you forgot the part where people confirm they’ll pick it up and then never turn up, and that happening 5 times in a row.
Your ability to do such a wide and nuanced range of North Georgia Southern accents with matching posture and facial expressions is truly impressive. Truly feels like I'm at a family reunion listening to these "guys".
Haha I never realized there was a “north Georgia southern accent” until just now. You’re absolutely right. I used to live in North Carolina and the accent is different there. And I have to wonder if Marshall read your comment and thought, “what accent?”
his character acting is so good. I love the look of disappointment when one of the "buyers" didn't like what he heard. he really gets into character, soo funny.
That is so spot on. I sold stuff (downsized) on FB marketplace...and the people I was contacted by, negotiated with, meet and was stood up by made me question humanity.
Saddest part about fb marketplace is the fact that EVERYONE overcharges. Supposed to be "yard sale" prices.. but everyone wants a few bucks less than what they purchased the item for (brand new) several years ago
I bought a Jerry can off MP, went to pick it up and it had a big rusted out hole in the bottom. He seemed completely unfazed that he was selling a rusted out jerry can. These people get to vote.
Voting doesn’t matter. Politics is a rich man’s game that’s sold to the highest bidder. Voting is just a way to let the sheeple feel like they have importance.
@@aFishNamedPete Well, what ARE you talking about, then? Because that's all the change we would get from direct election of the President - Hillary Clinton in the White House. Unless you're still worked up about Benjamin Harrison beating Grover Cleveland? Our democracy is a disgusting facade, to be sure, but that's primarily due to the fact that most of the population can be manipulated effortlessly by the vast propaganda machines that control the press, Hollywood, etc, etc. It has nothing to do with the electoral congress. All the electoral congress does is, in theory and on rare occasion, give the less populated states a fighting chance against the sprawling maggot farms that constitute our big cities these days.
This is why I told my parents to take their household items to goodwill and call an auctioneer to take the large items as they are downsizing. I sold an item on FB. The endless texting asking stupid questions was unbelievable. I now give away to neighbors or throw it in the trash.
OMG this is the most accurate depiction of what it is like to sell somthing on Facebook I have ever seen. I lose my crap when I put all the details in the ad and then I get all these questions.. Like why dont you read the fricking ad? Do you really buy stuff without reading the ad??? Also the peopel that want it but then when they ask for your address they didnt realize you live 100 miles away. Its says right at the bottom the area i am from!! BUT you are missing the biggest issue in this, he fact that people NEVER show up.. LIKE WTF PEOPLE. I absoloutly hate people of Facebook!
Pretty dang funny. You left out the part where the listing says "if it's listed it's still available, if you ask if it's still available I'll put a curse on you and your family." Then you send them a message telling them you're interested and they say "Oh it's not available." then you check it a few days later and it's still listed.
THIS RIGHT HERE. This is why people ask. This shows the annoyance of being asked, but the number of times I've tried to buy something and "oops I already sold it lol" is off the charts
Spot on. Just went through this crap. I did have a freaking miracle happen though, guy messaged me, didn't ask stupid ass questions that I already answered in the ad, showed up on time, and didn't even negotiate.
@@deaj8450 same. If I’m not willing to pay the price, I move onto another listing. If I really felt it was overpriced perhaps I might politely ask, but so far I’ve never done that. Most stuff is priced pretty low as it is.
I really like it when they bring a friend, the friend rides the mower and the buyer makes the deal we shake the friend gets off the mower they talk and the buyer comes back and say sorry we are going to get a smaller mower. I no longer deal with friends
I put kitchen units up for free. Had lots of time wasters. People still asked how much. I started saying £20 after a while. Still no one took them. Still have them sitting in the garage. My Dad put up a fridge for free. People asked him to deliver for free too 😂
100% accurate. Don't forget the one that agrees to the price, then shows up and offers half just before you tell them to just leave. Or how about all those fake replies that are just phishing for your personal info.
It’s always weird to me how many people ask you tons of questions about what your selling. Ask to drop the price, and tell you they’re going to come pick it up and you never hear from them again.
I sell stuff on ebay and there is a well known rule: if they're asking questions, they're not buying. And it's about 95% true. It's so true that I've actually blocked people just for asking questions if their message is something that can be answered if they actually read the listing and / or if the question was an incomplete sentence with no punctuation such as "true to size" or "15 dollars".
I also think this is just the thrill of the hunt. Like the quick dopamine hit you get from searching for and buying the perfect pair of jeans but like two hours later you're at baseline and it's onto the next thing. I think they're excited to ask and act like they're going to come get it but once they have to get off their butt and hand over the cash, they ghost.
I think people click it by accident sometimes, I have but only once. I usually say hi, and ask about it though rather than ask one of the more obvious questions. If it's not available they either won't answer or they'll say it's not available so that's literally wasting time asking if it's available
This is GREAT! And sooo true. Anyone who has tried to do a little bit on any online service gets soooo frustrated with all this. This is great cause it takes the edge off the process of what it's really like. Sometimes I wonder why I bother.
ive watched this 3 times now to laugh out my PTSD from selling stuff on FB. Whats sad is every one of his interactions takes place for each thing you sell.
This is sooo accurate! There's also the customer (more common on eBay) who buys something knowing all the details and then wants to return it as soon as they receive it.
My all time favorite was I when I posted my crashed car for parts on Facebook marketplace. I posted multiple photos, the car was clearly not in operational condition... Got a sob story about how they needed a car today so that they could get to work ...
The scam is they overpay you with a fake check which your bank accepts (at first) and get you to send the extra back to them BEFORE your bank rejects the check.
man I don't know if you made other videos but this is a masterpiece of skit comedy and I would love to see more skits from you, you are really good at it
I inherited my mom's house and ive had to liquidate everything inside of it before selling. I really needed this video. Its comforting to know im not alone, ive been dealing with everything in this video for 3 months now.
It’s a problem the first time you buy a tool, but if you have more than one (which is the case for professionals), you’re better off only having to pay for one charger and a couple of batteries that you can share between the tools.
And that is why I hate selling stuff on social media. I put a harbor freight lathe up for sale one time. I had just upgraded to a nicer one. They retail for like $280. I was asking $150. Decent little starter lathe to get somebody going on the cheap. After 3 weeks of that nonsense..."Does it work?" "Will you take less?" "What size is it?"...You know...stuff that was in listing...4 years later, it's still in my shop and I still use it on occasion. LOL
This is exactly what I experience every single time I try to sell anything on marketplace or Craigslist or whatever. I usually just get fed up and either keep it or give it to the thrift store. It’s like people expect you to deliver it to them and also pay them to take it off your hands!
😏 once!, I used their service ONCE!, I was selling an Antique Carpenters chest full of tools. The amount of dumb ass questions I got was astounding. Luckily it sold in 2 days…. I wouldn’t have been able to deal with a 3rd day of: “Do you have any machinists tools?” “Could I just buy a chisel?” “Are any of these good for bookbinding?” 🤣 I started thinking friends were pranking me after the first day… “We have a Carpenter history museum…. Would you like to donate the chest?” It was like being pranked repeatedly… but by folks who are dead ass serious.
I still sell my stuff on ebay, as I've been doing for many years. Either it sells or it doesn't. Nobody asks me any dumb questions, nobody posts any dumb comments. Usually it sells and usually for more than I demanded (I always sell as an auction but I'm happy to go with the starting price). And sure I offer shipping, not a big deal as long as the other person pays for it. I always have shipping boxes lying around from my own mail orders, just put the stuff into a box, fix it with some tape or add some old papers for stuffing, print the shipping badge myself (ebay offers me to buy one online and print it at home, it gets deducted from what the other person has paid, which included the shipping fees anyway) and drop it next time I go grocery shopping or at a gas station when filling up or hand it over to the delivery guy when I get an order myself.
cool. BTW xcoder, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
he forgot about the people that say they want it, give a time to pick it up, and then never show. I find most the of the time, when you think you've sold something, this happens
>see truck I want to buy >contact seller and confirm I want to buy the truck >go to bank and withdraw money for truck >get a message saying it stopped working that morning >"ok.. do you know what's wrong with it because I can fix it and take it off your hands" >get ghosted This was just one example of that time I tried to buy a truck off marketplace. I still don't own a truck...
The price is $115 (which somehow means I’m supposed to make an offer above $115) or the price too good of a deal (the item fell off of a truck). Still sometimes you do find good deals. 😅
@@captaindishman9126As someone who recently was car shopping, almost nobody knows how to properly list their vehicles. My favorites are when they say something like “interior needs work” and provide 0 photos of the interior. Like… what does that mean!? It could mean anything from “the seat has one tear” to “there is no interior whatsoever” and I’m not driving all the way there to find out, just frigging show pictures of important details so I can decide if it’s worth considering. Or when they only show the car from one angle, poorly cropped so you can’t see the whole thing… at that point I’m gonna assume the side I can’t see is just trashed.
Tried selling a PlayStation with a bunch of games a while back. Biggest pain in the rear. People wanting it for free, or wanting to meet in an alley. Some guy never showed up. After a few weeks I just sold it all to GameStop.
I’ve sold quite a few things on FB Marketplace. From $20k plus vehicles to $50 coolers. I just post in the ads now that I ignore “is it available” inquiries and also say in my ads that if you’re too stupid to read the description, you don’t deserve my time. Amazing how many folks still can’t read the ad. Also, funny when they get mad because I don’t respond to their stupid inquiries.
I dont want to mark my item as sold until I sell it but its difficult getting any response back out of the hundreds of "is this still available" messages asking for it.. let alone the angry messages "why havent you responded to my message for it yet". I just let it sit as available for a few days then mark it as sold and work my way up the list of messages until I get a response and make a sale.
Same, I eventually sold my truck though. But it took a lot of people offering less than half the asking value or dumbest questions. Glad to have the money, but it was not worth that mental strain
Literally sums up every experience I have had. I don't even attempt to sell small items on there. It's got to be an item in the $200+ range. I have to factor in my time answering all the dumb questions, and dealing with a 75% no-show rate. Anything less than that and I try to give it to somebody I know, or sell it to someone in my friend circle. I would never even consider selling something for $25 on marketplace.
Good point. But then you have to worry about safety if you're selling something that valuable. I don't really sell stuff online anymore. I offer it to my family and if nobody wants it, I drop it off at Goodwill.
Well done! I downsized when I moved a few years ago and ended up donating most of what I didn’t want to a good charity. I took the tax write off and spared myself from having to deal with riffraff, much less having them out to my property 😂
I’ve bought mostly secondhand everything for last 3 decades. Glad to know I’m riffraff But I can meet u at a McDonald’s if ur scared of a single mom who’s got 2 kids with her. Sure. I’m not coming IN ur house lol
@YeshuaKingMessiah It only takes 1 bad spple. The estate sale (garage sale) was the main concern. That truly does bring in all kinds. Selling specific items isn't so bad, but then I find myself wasting time haggling over $5.
I mostly just buy on Marketplace and as a buyer my most disliked experience is NOT asking "is this still available" and typing up a well drawn-out sentence only to get back "sorry, it's sold". Hence, the birth of the "is this still available"-dude.
Marketplace should change their name to Scammers Depot. At least the name would be true. They are no better than Craigslist. In the video, I liked the last part the most. Where the guy said “you’re trying to rip me off. I’m still laughing at that.😂
I sold the newest iPhone on marketplace a couple years back, new in the box, and the things people would say to get me to sell it for less would make a grown man cry!
Used, incomplete, and comes with random parts that don't go with it. "I think this is for it"... No, that is a wrench for an orbital sander, not a drill chuck.
They don’t respond to that question because it’s dumb. Click on the box and type something in, they are ignoring you most of the time because you asked that.
I'm a reseller and a friend sent this to me this morning - I just LOST it! Dude, you just NAIL it. Thanks for the MASSIVE belly laughs this mornin'. :)
hi javajess, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
You missed the guy that comes at the end with $25 in hand, drops the money takes the drill and says absolutely nothing! My favorite Marketplace customer!
Only had one of these, dude showed up exactly when he said he would. Paid me and carted off the car parts no issues it was crazy. Now have a guy wanting to try on wheels that came off the same make and model car he has.
I've had that happen back in the good old early days of Craigslist before it became a swamp. Older white guys that showed up just handed me the money, took the item and left.
Best customers ever.
Haven't seen one like that in over a decade now...
Get a lot of weird ones like I send you money order if you send me drill.
Just got one today!!! Guy calls 10 minutes after I placed the ad, shows up 30 minutes later on time at the meeting location, looks at the phone I had for sale, hands me the cash and leaves! I am still not sure it was real, but the cash is still in my wallet!!! 😄
@@OG-SoaringFalconI'd ask you if you sold me my phone today but you posted that 10 hours ago lol
So true. I’ve lost faith in humanity selling stuff on marketplace. I’ve given a guy a $50 discount on my iPhone just for messaging me in complete sentences. It was nice.
I have done the same thing ha. If someone with a brain cell responds, they get bonus stuff added instantly. Most of my responses do not include one single period in the entire paragraph.
I love you
Seriously, I give people money back that show up and don't low ball me.
😂
If it's not free it's too expensive
Real experience.
I have straight up tossed stuff in the garbage after experiences like this. Can't even get common courtesy out of most marketplace folks.
And the depiction of the $7 guy was so frickin' bang on! Except for me they wouldn't even write "$7" they would simply save themselves the typing and write "7".
Omfg I did the same thing except I just donated it to goodwill. I’m not gonna drive all over hell for a $5 item. Goodwill can have it.
@@ravengale that too! 😊👍
I once had a guy message me and offering a ridiculously low price when I was already asking for a more than fair price. I told him I'd rather put it on the sidewalk for some random person to pick it up rather than selling it to him. Very often, I end up giving my stuff to charities because 99% of people responding to ads are morons.
Me asking $2,000 for this car
Buyer: 200
Me: That is 90% less than my asking price, no
Buyer: 300 cash today
@@randombird3264 You drive a hard bargain, $315 cash, and a CZ pendant I bought that turned out to be glass instead of CZ.
I joined facebook to try and sell a few items. I lasted about 3 weeks and encountered almost every scenario in this video. I don’t do it anymore. My wife has more patience for this silliness. Well done!
The man went thru his entire closet for one skit, got to appreciate the effort, well done
The "show me your butthole" and pole hub combo was hilarious
And such a nice guy to lend out all his clothes to all those buyers
Facts
I agree...well done!!
He was killing time waiting for someone to buy the drill
" I hate that drill, and I hate you for havin it!" lmao for real real
😂
Missed the guy that says he will take it. He takes one step towards him and disappears.
There are people like this. Crazy
Yes, I've had my life threatened and my wife threatened because I wouldn't accept $50 for a car
@@WhiteG60do facts hurt you? Cry more, NPC.
This is absolute gold right here!! This right here is actually why I don't, never have, and never will sell anything privately. I would rather donate anything I don't want to the good will and move on with my life. I was once donating a bunch of stuff to good will and a guy walking buy asked how much for the chairs and table. I said "Well they are not for sale, I'm just donating them". He then said he wanted to take them (if they are free) and I said sure but he has to talk them that moment as my friend with his truck is only available today. So if this guy bails on me I'm stuck with this crap. This guy went on this crazy sob story about how he is broke and this table and chairs is exactly what he needs for his family etc. etc. He PROMISED he would be back to tomorrow to get them. How could I say no? You guessed it he never showed up and I had to sit on them for another few months. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I feel a lot better now:)
wow I'm sorry to hear that frustrating experience. BTW spruns, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
Kijiji was better but everyone uses Facebook now.
I have found time wasters all come out for the freebies. Charge small amount and they disappear
@flat-earther you're absolutely tragic mate. You're literally a human bot. Going round putting these personalised spam comments on people's posts. Like anyone is that crazy to join your bunch of fool hat wearers
@@flat-earther Well that was quite a segue into insanity. Yikes.
Man that grandson is such a great guy, trying to save his grandma. It can’t be a scam because he said for real.
And he said it 27 times. So it’s definitely got to be “for real”
This made my morning. A guy on FB marketplace literally messaged me before 8am to tell me how overpriced my item was and wished me the best. So I sent him the link to this video. 😂
A link to another video of complete and utter junk being sold for overprice. The drill in reality isn’t worth $10.
@@samueldavis5895...Wait is this a joke or a bewilderingly combative take on a comedy sketch?
@@samueldavis5895seems like you are what people in the biz refer to as a low baller.
If you can get it for cheaper, then why aren’t you there getting it?
It’s so draining having to listen to the logic of an idiot…
@@samueldavis5895Tbh if you already have all that old 18v Dewalt stuff, $25 for an extra drill and batt isn’t a terrible deal. Plus on marketplace you could probably get them down to $15 if you actually send an offer and don’t just ask if it’s still available. Or if you have all those batteries already and your drill died, $15/$25 beats buying a brand new one with different batts for $140+
My dad has one of those older Dewalt drills still and the motor in it still works awesome. So I don’t know where you’re buying your power tools for smoking deals but hook me up I guess if $25 is a lot for a drill.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget about the part where they beg you to lower the price, so you finally do and they never show up anyway...
Oh my word, yes! The worst was one several years ago, my wife and I were selling a table. Lady contacts us, asks several questions. Says she wants to buy it, we negotiate over the price, reach an agreement. Agrees to meet at a specific place & specific time. I pack up the table, which barely fits in the back of our car, drive to the place, wait there 45 minutes. She gave me her cell phone so I texted her; got replies the previous day, but on the day I show up she is completely nonresponsive ghosting me 100% and ignores every single message. My final message to her was something like “thanks for wasting my time“ 🙄 Never apologized.
yup "okay, I'll be there tomorrow" - 3 weeks later. idiots lmao
omg trueeeeeee
YEP
I was GIVING AWAY banana trees that my husband had dug up. I went out back and dragged 5 or so giant, wet trees to my front yard so this neckbeard could take them. Well I gave him my address before I did that and missed his messages asking for directions. Dude. GPS. So he said he’d come back later and of course never did. Someone else came and got em. I never heard from this guy again.
This is CLASSIC. I love to see that no matter where you live, this is the nonsense you deal with on Facebook Marketplace. This is pretty much the exact reason why I refuse to sell on marketplace. The "Is this available" with no response afterwards are the worst messages. And the "can you deliver it"
Omg this is hilarious, and totally SPOT ON! Especially the part where, even after he gives in & says it's FREE, people STILL WANT MORE! "Deliver it", "Throw in a charger" This is why I also can't stand selling & instead just goodwill everything: dealing with endless greed & entitlement just depresses me too much.
Don't forget the guy who agrees to the price and shows up 10$ short
While drinking a large Slurpee and smoking a fresh pack of cigs.
They literally go to a convenience store ATM, take out the exact amount, then spend some AT the store.
@@DeAthWaGer Exactly
Or gives you money so damaged that even the bank won't take it.
I’ve had that happen with motorcycles. I’m selling it for $2800 and dude showed up with $2500. He didn’t think I’d say no, but I did!.
@@HawkGTboy Haha nice you should tell him now the price is $3000 for you 😂
The dying grandma story was so accurate lol
My wife is so weak when those guys wanns buy our stuff 😂 but im not.. I really dint care if hes grandmother is acually dying cause if she is dying and the only thing he can think of is buying a drill then she does not matter to him 😂
TBF. The elderly to tend to get sick and die
@@whitecloudmountainminnowpr6353
To date the planetary mortality rate is 100%, as far as we know.
Unfortunately, the US healthcare system suffers from an endemic shortage of reliable bone marrow drills, and regulations prevent hospitals from sourcing them from Home Depot. It's the same story with chiropractic wrench sets and dermatological belt sanders.
Some people will do and say anything to get a deal but if someone is generally excited and seems like a good person and offering a fair offer I will look out for them cuz I know what’s it’s like to really want something and not be able to afford it
One of my favorite moves on marketplace is to find something I need at a fair price close enough that I can pick it up. Then my opening message to the seller is “I’d like to pick this up between 6:30 and 7:00 this evening if that works for you.”
They can then tell me someone else is already coming to get it, agree to the pickup time, or whatever.. The point is I get something I want at a fair price and no hassle for either of us. Marketplace is awesome for buyers.
Yes this is how I buy on a real positive note first if all I would not be looking at stuff overpriced I contact on the deal I want so should others
Absolutely nailed it! This is true for Australians too! I hate selling stuff on marketplace now. In Aus the “I just want it because it’s free” crowd (who then stuff you around endlessly) got so bad I now put token $2 amounts on stuff I give away. If people turn up on time and have good comms they get it for free.. Weeds out so many “is this available?” With nil response message time wasters.
I hate those always just asking " is the item still available" and never hear from them again...
I do that 😂 to the people who put I will not respond to "is it still available?" LOL
Hahaha I’m that guy 😂😂😂
Every damn time!
Ask "is it still available" and when they say yes, hit em with the follow up "not surprised".
@@achronos999able or ask why are you selling this
The other one I get is “ send me your phone number I want to ask you a few questions”. No. I’m not having a conversation about a $10 screwdriver.
Right and youre already texting me. Made that mistake before
Lmao a conversation! So true man
That's how you know it's a scam when they want your true phone number I just watched a video on it
$10 screwdriver?!? I'll give you a dollar. Oh, I don't have a car so can you deliver?
What screw driver are you selling for $10 without a conversation LMAO
This was absolutely hilarious. I sell stuff everyday on marketplace. Man I could write a book about how crazy situations have turned out sometimes.
Don't forget the ones who show up a dollar or 2 short.
Man! This is spot on! I tried selling my guitar for $30. Guy made me an offer for $15, that I accepted (I really needed the money). He then expected me to drive more than 50 miles to deliver it to him. After that incident I deleted Facebook, I think begging for the $30 would have been easier! 😂
I'm one of the folks that asks if it's still available, but it's because no one around here EVER deletes their ad once the item is sold.
Same here. Drives me crazy.
But…everytime some asks me if it’s still available and I say “yes”, there is no response; no follow-up. Are you just curious if it sold yet? Are you doing research?
Do humanity a favor and follow up with something else besides and auto generated "is it still available?" Because God knows as a seller 99% of those people just ghost
@@b.minister I can't say for the other potential buyers but I don't ask if an item is still available unless I intend to buy it
@shivin1962 and as a seller I also get where you're coming from. I've had numerous people ask if the item is still available, then never hear back again after I reply.
iS iT sTiLL aVaiLaBLe???
Once had somebody want us to drive 15 miles to drop off a pair of baby shoes we were selling for 3 dollars because they didn’t have a car. And of course they had an attitude when the wife told them no. The stupidity and arrogance makes me tempted to just throw stuff away instead of selling it.
I once had someone ask if I'd drive 45 minutes one way to deliver a free desk and got angry when I told them I'd deliver for $200. I said I was very busy, my time is very valuable to me, and gas for my mid-sized SUV large enough to move said desk is very expensive. The person went into an all-out downward spiral, saying, "A doctor fresh out of surgery wouldn't take $200 for delivery." I said, "You're probably right. A doctor fresh out of surgery would pay a disposal company to take the desk to the dump." Hahaha
@@francisrangers6163200 is excessive though
Real craigslist, Facebook, Nextdoor interactions would be golden on video. People are crazy.
Or donate to Salvation Army or something where it will actually be put to good use
Been through all this in South Florida. Even had almost new item for stupid cheap, and they wanted Delivery. NOPE, Goodwill, and receipt with actual used value for Taxes.
Great freaking skit. That's exactly how things are. I loved it when Offerup first came about because you didn't have all these wackos, but it was a matter of time till they migrated. Sometimes I prefer to donate my items instead of posting them because of the hassle.
"Anyway you could hold that until November 23rd?" 😂 But…you forgot the part where people confirm they’ll pick it up and then never turn up, and that happening 5 times in a row.
"can you hold that until November 23?"
I'm on the floor dying
That's my birthday 🎉😂
@@sharpshooter3175Happy birthday
aye thank you@@nomusicrc
I'm watching this on November 18th, I'm hoping that drill is still available for that guy.
While crack scratchin!!
Your ability to do such a wide and nuanced range of North Georgia Southern accents with matching posture and facial expressions is truly impressive. Truly feels like I'm at a family reunion listening to these "guys".
Haha I never realized there was a “north Georgia southern accent” until just now. You’re absolutely right. I used to live in North Carolina and the accent is different there. And I have to wonder if Marshall read your comment and thought, “what accent?”
Yep, Dahlonega here
I thought he was in Alabama because of several Bama hats. Guess he attended Bama instead of UGA.
his character acting is so good. I love the look of disappointment when one of the "buyers" didn't like what he heard. he really gets into character, soo funny.
Wow! That’s exactly why I don’t sell anything on FB marketplace. Great job!!! This skit was perfect.
100% truth. Nobody can read the ad, see the pictures or wants to pay whatever the price is.
That is so spot on. I sold stuff (downsized) on FB marketplace...and the people I was contacted by, negotiated with, meet and was stood up by made me question humanity.
You have to be smart enough to know half the correspondents you received were scammers.
I stopped with marketplace. Went to Mercari, still get idiots. Not as many, but they are everywhere. 😂😂
This isn't just Facebook market place. I work at a department store at the mall. This is just humanity.
Saddest part about fb marketplace is the fact that EVERYONE overcharges. Supposed to be "yard sale" prices.. but everyone wants a few bucks less than what they purchased the item for (brand new) several years ago
Don't forget the guy who finally agrees to buy it, then rocks up at 11pm at night and still tries to haggle you down even more.
I bought a Jerry can off MP, went to pick it up and it had a big rusted out hole in the bottom. He seemed completely unfazed that he was selling a rusted out jerry can. These people get to vote.
Voting doesn’t matter. Politics is a rich man’s game that’s sold to the highest bidder. Voting is just a way to let the sheeple feel like they have importance.
@Stahe I was going to change your mind, but it's probably best you don't vote anyway.
@@aFishNamedPete Well, what ARE you talking about, then? Because that's all the change we would get from direct election of the President - Hillary Clinton in the White House. Unless you're still worked up about Benjamin Harrison beating Grover Cleveland?
Our democracy is a disgusting facade, to be sure, but that's primarily due to the fact that most of the population can be manipulated effortlessly by the vast propaganda machines that control the press, Hollywood, etc, etc. It has nothing to do with the electoral congress. All the electoral congress does is, in theory and on rare occasion, give the less populated states a fighting chance against the sprawling maggot farms that constitute our big cities these days.
@@Kerithanos Fyi guys this guy outed himself as a Nazi in other comments. Also a StormFront member.
@@aFishNamedPete Democracy is the worst form of government ever conceived. Your argument is invalid.
Yep, that is EXACTLY what listing stuff on marketplace is like. Well done, this is funny as hell.
This is why I told my parents to take their household items to goodwill and call an auctioneer to take the large items as they are downsizing. I sold an item on FB. The endless texting asking stupid questions was unbelievable. I now give away to neighbors or throw it in the trash.
OMG this is the most accurate depiction of what it is like to sell somthing on Facebook I have ever seen. I lose my crap when I put all the details in the ad and then I get all these questions.. Like why dont you read the fricking ad? Do you really buy stuff without reading the ad??? Also the peopel that want it but then when they ask for your address they didnt realize you live 100 miles away. Its says right at the bottom the area i am from!! BUT you are missing the biggest issue in this, he fact that people NEVER show up.. LIKE WTF PEOPLE. I absoloutly hate people of Facebook!
Pretty dang funny. You left out the part where the listing says "if it's listed it's still available, if you ask if it's still available I'll put a curse on you and your family." Then you send them a message telling them you're interested and they say "Oh it's not available." then you check it a few days later and it's still listed.
THIS RIGHT HERE. This is why people ask. This shows the annoyance of being asked, but the number of times I've tried to buy something and "oops I already sold it lol" is off the charts
Yesssssss
Precisely why I ask.
Spot on. Just went through this crap. I did have a freaking miracle happen though, guy messaged me, didn't ask stupid ass questions that I already answered in the ad, showed up on time, and didn't even negotiate.
That's me every time I buy anything used. I don't understand how it's apparently so difficult for so many people.
A rare jewel...
@@deaj8450 same. If I’m not willing to pay the price, I move onto another listing. If I really felt it was overpriced perhaps I might politely ask, but so far I’ve never done that. Most stuff is priced pretty low as it is.
That’s me as well lol. I don’t see the point squabbling over something that’s already discounted
I really like it when they bring a friend, the friend rides the mower and the buyer makes the deal we shake the friend gets off the mower they talk and the buyer comes back and say sorry we are going to get a smaller mower. I no longer deal with friends
I put kitchen units up for free. Had lots of time wasters. People still asked how much. I started saying £20 after a while. Still no one took them. Still have them sitting in the garage. My Dad put up a fridge for free. People asked him to deliver for free too 😂
100% accurate.
Don't forget the one that agrees to the price, then shows up and offers half just before you tell them to just leave.
Or how about all those fake replies that are just phishing for your personal info.
It’s always weird to me how many people ask you tons of questions about what your selling. Ask to drop the price, and tell you they’re going to come pick it up and you never hear from them again.
I know, right? What is that?
@@deirdresheridan8223 Finding a cheaper price after talking to you
Because they found it cheaper elsewhere
I sell stuff on ebay and there is a well known rule: if they're asking questions, they're not buying. And it's about 95% true. It's so true that I've actually blocked people just for asking questions if their message is something that can be answered if they actually read the listing and / or if the question was an incomplete sentence with no punctuation such as "true to size" or "15 dollars".
I also think this is just the thrill of the hunt. Like the quick dopamine hit you get from searching for and buying the perfect pair of jeans but like two hours later you're at baseline and it's onto the next thing. I think they're excited to ask and act like they're going to come get it but once they have to get off their butt and hand over the cash, they ghost.
NOW I understand why people say "If you see it it's still available" 😆
Haha for real!
I've gotten my wording down pretty fierce for FBMP to keep the weirdos away! I love your videos/comedy!!
It's because some imbecile at Facebook put a "Is this still available" button right there for you to click on accidentally or for no reason at all.
I think people click it by accident sometimes, I have but only once. I usually say hi, and ask about it though rather than ask one of the more obvious questions. If it's not available they either won't answer or they'll say it's not available so that's literally wasting time asking if it's available
@@bennyboyy7 Can confirm, have also done that by accident on touchscreen when just trying to browse, it's way too easy to do.
This is GREAT! And sooo true. Anyone who has tried to do a little bit on any online service gets soooo frustrated with all this. This is great cause it takes the edge off the process of what it's really like. Sometimes I wonder why I bother.
Yep. I got so fed up the last time I tried to sell stuff locally, I took down the listings and donated it.
ive watched this 3 times now to laugh out my PTSD from selling stuff on FB. Whats sad is every one of his interactions takes place for each thing you sell.
He doesn’t miss. I’ve been through this a thousand times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every single time!!!
I love when the dudes who try sob stories to get it for free. They fake everything from Leukemia to stolen Valor.
Travis kiss me
@@MarshallPatrickAs someone who lives in Northwest Georgia outside Chattanooga you couldn’t have hit it more on the head.
You don’t know hell until you’ve listed a car on marketplace
This is sooo accurate! There's also the customer (more common on eBay) who buys something knowing all the details and then wants to return it as soon as they receive it.
My all time favorite was I when I posted my crashed car for parts on Facebook marketplace.
I posted multiple photos, the car was clearly not in operational condition... Got a sob story about how they needed a car today so that they could get to work ...
This one has me in stitches 😂
You needed one guy with an Indian accent who wants you to give it to his secretary who will ship it to him, then he will send you a check.
The scam is they overpay you with a fake check which your bank accepts (at first) and get you to send the extra back to them BEFORE your bank rejects the check.
man I don't know if you made other videos but this is a masterpiece of skit comedy and I would love to see more skits from you, you are really good at it
I inherited my mom's house and ive had to liquidate everything inside of it before selling. I really needed this video. Its comforting to know im not alone, ive been dealing with everything in this video for 3 months now.
“What good is a drill without a charger?! You’re trying to rip me off!”
*Me in the power tools section at Home Depot*
It’s a problem the first time you buy a tool, but if you have more than one (which is the case for professionals), you’re better off only having to pay for one charger and a couple of batteries that you can share between the tools.
By far the best one yet. Dead on. I love the sick grandma bit.
That's the started a new job poor boy story. Probably gonna sell it for weed.
This was surprisingly well done, creative!!
Dam the accuracy!!! “Is it available?” Is the most absurd question
And that is why I hate selling stuff on social media. I put a harbor freight lathe up for sale one time. I had just upgraded to a nicer one. They retail for like $280. I was asking $150. Decent little starter lathe to get somebody going on the cheap. After 3 weeks of that nonsense..."Does it work?" "Will you take less?" "What size is it?"...You know...stuff that was in listing...4 years later, it's still in my shop and I still use it on occasion. LOL
So, you're saying its still available??😅
@@jeffjorden3340 Honestly...yeah. LOL
Is it still available?
@@____MC____Techically...yes. LOL
This is exactly what I experience every single time I try to sell anything on marketplace or Craigslist or whatever. I usually just get fed up and either keep it or give it to the thrift store. It’s like people expect you to deliver it to them and also pay them to take it off your hands!
Awesome video! I can’t agree more about my experience on Facebook Marketplace and Craig’s List.
My "favorite" are the ones who ask for pictures and never respond after that...
😏 once!, I used their service ONCE!, I was selling an Antique Carpenters chest full of tools.
The amount of dumb ass questions I got was astounding.
Luckily it sold in 2 days….
I wouldn’t have been able to deal with a 3rd day of: “Do you have any machinists tools?”
“Could I just buy a chisel?”
“Are any of these good for bookbinding?” 🤣
I started thinking friends were pranking me after the first day… “We have a Carpenter history museum…. Would you like to donate the chest?”
It was like being pranked repeatedly… but by folks who are dead ass serious.
My favorite “What’s the lowest you’ll take”. I always say “What’s the most you are wanting to pay”
I just say “listed” or “read the title and description”
I block those people send that crap
You get a huge like and a sub just because this was so funny, thanks for the laughs. Good luck with your channel, all the best to you and your family.
I still sell my stuff on ebay, as I've been doing for many years. Either it sells or it doesn't. Nobody asks me any dumb questions, nobody posts any dumb comments. Usually it sells and usually for more than I demanded (I always sell as an auction but I'm happy to go with the starting price). And sure I offer shipping, not a big deal as long as the other person pays for it. I always have shipping boxes lying around from my own mail orders, just put the stuff into a box, fix it with some tape or add some old papers for stuffing, print the shipping badge myself (ebay offers me to buy one online and print it at home, it gets deducted from what the other person has paid, which included the shipping fees anyway) and drop it next time I go grocery shopping or at a gas station when filling up or hand it over to the delivery guy when I get an order myself.
cool.
BTW xcoder, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
he forgot about the people that say they want it, give a time to pick it up, and then never show. I find most the of the time, when you think you've sold something, this happens
I hope there's a special place in hell for those people. 😂
I'd love to see you do one from the other side. We've had some really sketchy buying experiences on FB.
..Just as sketch as Craigslist
So just trying to buy a two door Tahoe?
>see truck I want to buy
>contact seller and confirm I want to buy the truck
>go to bank and withdraw money for truck
>get a message saying it stopped working that morning
>"ok.. do you know what's wrong with it because I can fix it and take it off your hands"
>get ghosted
This was just one example of that time I tried to buy a truck off marketplace.
I still don't own a truck...
The price is $115 (which somehow means I’m supposed to make an offer above $115) or the price too good of a deal (the item fell off of a truck).
Still sometimes you do find good deals. 😅
@@captaindishman9126As someone who recently was car shopping, almost nobody knows how to properly list their vehicles. My favorites are when they say something like “interior needs work” and provide 0 photos of the interior. Like… what does that mean!? It could mean anything from “the seat has one tear” to “there is no interior whatsoever” and I’m not driving all the way there to find out, just frigging show pictures of important details so I can decide if it’s worth considering. Or when they only show the car from one angle, poorly cropped so you can’t see the whole thing… at that point I’m gonna assume the side I can’t see is just trashed.
Tried selling a PlayStation with a bunch of games a while back. Biggest pain in the rear. People wanting it for free, or wanting to meet in an alley. Some guy never showed up.
After a few weeks I just sold it all to GameStop.
I’ve sold quite a few things on FB Marketplace. From $20k plus vehicles to $50 coolers. I just post in the ads now that I ignore “is it available” inquiries and also say in my ads that if you’re too stupid to read the description, you don’t deserve my time. Amazing how many folks still can’t read the ad. Also, funny when they get mad because I don’t respond to their stupid inquiries.
Spot on... just hate when sellers don't take down their listings when not available any longer or try to 'bait & switch' (I'm a seller & buyer)
I dont want to mark my item as sold until I sell it but its difficult getting any response back out of the hundreds of "is this still available" messages asking for it.. let alone the angry messages "why havent you responded to my message for it yet". I just let it sit as available for a few days then mark it as sold and work my way up the list of messages until I get a response and make a sale.
@@Don-xc9yjit’s available until someone has paid for it. I don’t reserve anything unless the person strikes me as extremely trustworthy.
I had my truck for sale and after a few weeks of all this I gave up and decided to just keep the thing 😂
We are dealing with a dumbed down public today, all jokes aside..
Same, I eventually sold my truck though. But it took a lot of people offering less than half the asking value or dumbest questions. Glad to have the money, but it was not worth that mental strain
Is it still available? Lmao
@@blackghost1791baaahahaha 😂
Does it come with a battery charger? 🤣 😂 🤣
great job! normally don't watch skits but this one was really well done.
You had me at bone marrow! So many stupid charity cases on market place.
Literally sums up every experience I have had. I don't even attempt to sell small items on there. It's got to be an item in the $200+ range. I have to factor in my time answering all the dumb questions, and dealing with a 75% no-show rate. Anything less than that and I try to give it to somebody I know, or sell it to someone in my friend circle. I would never even consider selling something for $25 on marketplace.
Damn a 25% show rate is pretty good.
Good point. But then you have to worry about safety if you're selling something that valuable. I don't really sell stuff online anymore. I offer it to my family and if nobody wants it, I drop it off at Goodwill.
You are the absolute greatest of all time when it comes to skits!
That’s a hell of a compliment! Thank you!!!
@@MarshallPatrick Ur definitely good... but the GOAT? I would not go that far...
You did a great job of showing reality. The biggest scrape that I have is the no-shows.
Ha, nail on the head with this one 🤣 Imma have to check out your other vids for sure
Well done!
I downsized when I moved a few years ago and ended up donating most of what I didn’t want to a good charity. I took the tax write off and spared myself from having to deal with riffraff, much less having them out to my property 😂
I’ve bought mostly secondhand everything for last 3 decades. Glad to know I’m riffraff
But I can meet u at a McDonald’s if ur scared of a single mom who’s got 2 kids with her. Sure. I’m not coming IN ur house lol
@YeshuaKingMessiah It only takes 1 bad spple. The estate sale (garage sale) was the main concern. That truly does bring in all kinds. Selling specific items isn't so bad, but then I find myself wasting time haggling over $5.
Last guy had a good point. If someone say will you take a trade I always say yes, for cash.
I mostly just buy on Marketplace and as a buyer my most disliked experience is NOT asking "is this still available" and typing up a well drawn-out sentence only to get back "sorry, it's sold".
Hence, the birth of the "is this still available"-dude.
Thank you for reminding me I don't need or want Facebook even for marketplace. That would be the only reason.
“Can you deliver it?” So true! Oh this sketch brought back some memories…
Sure! I can deliver for $2,000.
This is a perfect summary of FB market place, only thing missing was the "I'll be there in an hour" and never shows up.
Or, "I'm on my way" and never shows up.
1:15 props for the Buccee’s shirt!!
You forgot the "I'll give your $10." "No. It's $25." "You're not really serious about selling it."
You NEVER miss always spot on 😂😂
🫶🏼 Thank you!
never miss always?
....what?
😂😂😂 Man I absolutely hate listing anything for all of these exact reasons 😂😂 I am just keeping my ish!!
I HATE listing anything on Marketplace, id rather just throw the shit away 😂
Exactly or I just give stuff away.
@@dustinmarquand5301 Donate to the Habitat for humanity Restore store.
Yes sir. Absolutely spot on. Even covered the scam, albeit too little of that. Those come up first day of posting!
TRUTH right here. I don't even bother anymore, straight to Goodwill it goes.
I love when they offer you payments for a 10-50 dollar item
It's always such a relief when it finally sells!
Great sketch. So true and hilarious.
Marketplace should change their name to Scammers Depot. At least the name would be true. They are no better than Craigslist.
In the video, I liked the last part the most. Where the guy said “you’re trying to rip me off. I’m still laughing at that.😂
I sold the newest iPhone on marketplace a couple years back, new in the box, and the things people would say to get me to sell it for less would make a grown man cry!
Holy hell that was accurate. There's also the reverse of this...people selling items at retail prices which are obviously used.
Used, incomplete, and comes with random parts that don't go with it.
"I think this is for it"...
No, that is a wrench for an orbital sander, not a drill chuck.
The end really resonated with me when I try to give away stuff for free and it somehow being even more work than trying to sell it
Bro just found your channel and these were some much needed laughs 😂
I hate it when you’ve asked people if something is available and they never get back to you, or days later once you’ve already found similar elsewhere
They don’t respond to that question because it’s dumb. Click on the box and type something in, they are ignoring you most of the time because you asked that.
I'm a reseller and a friend sent this to me this morning - I just LOST it! Dude, you just NAIL it. Thanks for the MASSIVE belly laughs this mornin'. :)
The accuracy of this!!! 😂
hi javajess, have you become a flat earther yet? If not I suggest viewing the 13 part series _what on earth happened_ in my about to learn how the earth is not a globe
Absolutely true…. Market Place is a very strange experience