Breaking Bad - But no one is careful - Part 1
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yo wsg my boy
lol
ok
Lol that's a legendary name.
that comp shot of the class in the saul/heisenberg school scene was brilliant
Walter receiving his part of the money with Hank flabbergasted by his side is the funniest shit i've seen today
Somehow Hank would still not quite piece it together
@@cloudstreets1396 his neurons can only engage when he's pooping
@@wesjanson6979 LOL!! True. Something about poetry combined with blasting a dookie lifted the curtain on the entire enterprise.
@@cloudstreets1396He couldn’t see the bundles because they weren’t minerals
Wait I can explain
I love the idea of Walt cooking in his living room and his family is just annoyed by it
lmao 😂 "Walt, you know we don't cook meth in the living room, please take that out to the garage, we talked about this..."
Walter: "Jesse, we need to cook."
Walter Jr. (in the background): "I didn't know you were allowed to touch the stove."
@@tomfoolery3847 😂😂😂 I laughed way to hard at this
It's the intersection of Breaking Bad with Malcolm In The Middle and it's great lmao
Or him just shooting at Jr’s wall and Skylar is just annoyed that he woke her up
editing the entire lighting of the car scene to make walt jr run over the two guys is super impressive
for a second i thought i wrote this and i was very confused
(for posterity's sake: we have the same pfp as of writing this)
@@clamdove3292it took me a while to realise that you're a different guy so I was even more confused
@@shadesoftime I was just as confused as you are
@@clamdove3292 I can testify, I'm a witness
@@clamdove3292whats the pfp from its so cute also ily
Walter operating a forklift in his family's living room just tickles me the right way
It tickled you? Absolutely send me. And the best part is, it wouldn't be that out of character 😂
Gives me an orgasm
Cause you never want to be tickled in the wrong way, AMIRITE?
I immediately just think of how he would have had to assemble the forklift IN the house because no way it's fitting through any door.
im gonna tickle you in the right way lil bro 🙏
Hank's face as Walt receives his "half" is just priceless
"Walt..."
You’ve been seeming a lil sus lately
Dry cleaning really lucrative business eh?
@@Puffagethe carwash... Hank didn't know of his connection to the laundry.
That's where I lost it xD
Saul talking in the full classroom is hilarious
Think of how different the Breaking Bad timeline would be if Saul had realized his calling was in teaching kids how to work the legal system Jeff Winger style instead
I’D LIKE TO BE A SILENT PART OF IT
That was insanely good editing. Hilarious. And how the students all looked back when Saul did the signature catchphrase.
I’d like to believe that was the original scene and Vince had to be convinced to hire a a CGI artist to splice in the principal afterwards otherwise they would’ve needed to change the plot so Walt did the prison scene seasons ahead of schedule, cuz we know Walt ain’t above killing/harming kids 🤣
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Hits two people
Walter:"much better than last time"
Well last time he didn't cripple one and they almost got to the police. These two were pretty much already dead, he just had to finish one off.
This might be my favorite alternate-universe fiction-- where Walt just does crimes in his living room and no one gives a shit.
The "Much better than last time" and then Walt putting them out of their misery killed me
It killed them too
Im trying to hold in my laughter on a crowded bus 🥹
@@MrDingez It's crazy how people get mad at others for having fun in public
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@thundermcking you got no proof.
I love how he answers the phone as Heisenberg.
heisenberg speaking lmao
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-
@@23_lolface Take your pills Chuck
@@23_lolface Chuck buddy, did you take your pills today and stay away from the electromagnetic fields?
@@23_lolfacepocket battery
This is a masterpiece. It was a while since I last laughed this hard.
wait why are you here
I love how Flynn is jealous of Walt spending more time with Jesse than with him in this version
I lost it when Walter came into the dining room driving the fork lift 😂
thats something out of a sitcom 😂
me too man 😂
Malcom in the Middle vibes
@@tylerbakeman Malcolm in the Methle
That would make more sense for how Jr. and Skylar act in that moment.
Somehow the simplest clip is just the best: Hank looking at Walt bewildered.
No dialogue, no editing, just two unrelated scenes pieced together in a masterful way.
Not to undersell the effort that went into the other parts of the video though, it was great. Just this scene resonated the most with me somehow.
Yup :D I almost felt weird adding this scene that didn't require at least an hour of labor
@@AlternativeCutsStudios its simplicity is what makes it so good!
Hank even looks at the money in Walt's hand before raising his gaze to Walt like "...Really?" This is just simply brilliant.
This. As much as I enjoyed the rest, the last scene was gold.
That made me think in a joke xD
Walt Jr's disappointment when Jesse goes "Yo yo yo, Jesse Pinkman in the house"
This is obscenely well edited
0:45 The way skyler looks away and sighs after hearing the gunshots like this was just another tuesday in the house had me dying 😂
Or the bullets penetrating the son's wall just above his bed. "Oh, dad's doing this again?"
same when Walt shot the cops and Jr is just unfazed 😂
Well, that’s America for you.
It was just another manic Monday.
@@fjelltlmao I love the little detail with the pillow feathers flying when the bullets hit
I love how much this paints a picture of a BB where Walt is just blatantly honest with his family from day 1, and so instead of being afraid or horrified at him, they are mildly annoyed with what can be called his "antics"
Chicanery
"Are you cooking meth in the bathroom again? Walter, that's the room we don't use... please, take that out to the garage, we talked about this!"
"Oh walt,cooking at the kitchen again? I havent done my breakfast already"
It also feels like a sitcom where Jr is annoyed that Walt is spending more time with Jesse
That’s basically the show Ozark. The whole family, including the kids are involved in the criminal activities.
The forklift in the kitchen had me fuckin’ DYING dude😂😂😂
Best 1 was when Saul went into Walt’s class and became a “silent partner”
The look on Hank's face when walter gets his half of the money 😂😂
Walt…
@@wizardvozk5874 I don't know man...
@@ichl46 Seeming sus lately...
@@thegigglmonkeyalmost like we have an imposter among us
@@wizardvozk5874 Sussy baka
"I'd like to be a small, and silent part of it" in front of a class of 20 or so students lmao
The students were silent, you'll have to give them that
Guess they'll all be a small but silence part of it. They better, or they'll soon be a "silenced" part of it
Lol yes indeed.
"Mr White, will this be in the mid term?"
The classroom scene was my favorite of all :D
The reckless shooting of firearms is absolutely flawless!
The last one got me with the plottwist of hank sitting next to him💀
This would work so well as a real sitcom.
Malcom in the meth perhaps?
@@arnegraphics3380 Malcom in the Game
I'm sorry I just can't imagine Bryan Cranston ever starring in a sitcom of all things 🙄
It would have been an interesting dynamic if Skylar was present during Walt and Jesse's cooks.
@@Jomander Bryan Cranston has a huge rage though. He can play serious roles or comedic ones like Hal in Malcom in the Middle. His character was in his Undies or screaming a lot of the time in Malcom XD He also had appearances as the Doctor in Seinfield, a pretty well known Sitcom. People probably had the same opinion as you but in the reverse, being sceptical with him playing dramatic roles...
1:09 the fact all the students are actually turning their heads is such a strong touch. Master at your work!
Hours of browsing through the episodes to find something that provides opportunities for edits, such as these head turns 😅
@@AlternativeCutsStudiosI think the best part about the edits that really sell them is the quality. Even if you know where they originally originate from, they're cut out sharp, there's no drop in quality in the video throuhout. Unlike most viral posts like the Florida Monster or whatnot, makes it more believable.
Looks like soo much work 😅
@@AlternativeCutsStudiosI don't know how you make the cut outs so perfect. And this is one of the best things I've ever seen on UA-cam. Or the internet even. You deserve some kind of award.
For some reason, I was expecting Billy Madison to show up with some wise cracks in the classroom
My mind was blown at 2:27 with the fumigation tent sitting inside the house LMAO
And I was waiting for the punchline in the last scene and it didn’t disappoint 😂
The forklift in the house 💀💀💀💀
Weirdly wholesome how everyone just goes along with it.
That first scene almost made Skyler look nice by contrast haha, expression was like "Who's this silly guy harassing my hubby? Poor lad must have the wrong number"
"Eh, he's dying, let him enjoy his little meth empire phase. I just wish he'd stop shooting holes in the house."
@@TheSquareOnes Vince Gilligan did call Walter White having the world's worst mid-life crisis. Some people buy fancy cars, he decides to become a meth kingpin.
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Breaking Bad, but it's a sitcom instead of a drama. Walt is just Hal from Malcolm in the Middle.
Having Flynn be the one to run over the two guys and Walt executing them, was such a fantastic splice. Fricken love this
“Much better than last time!”
Guess he was breaking bad…
@@bobbyferg9173 How many people did Flynn hit last time..😭😭😂
Somehow an oddly heart warming moment compared to how things actually went
Fav scene. Was dying of laughter 😂
My god, I almost pass out laughing and coughing with the trespass scenes. The lack of air in my lungs while laughing and coughing was something. Everything started to be blurred and fading 😂
Same thing happened to me with the scene where he was teaching Walt Jr how to drive😂 I lost it
This is % 99.1 pure genius
I see what you did there
love the driving scene when flynn says "I'm braking, bad!"
Bravo Vince 🤩
@@KREUZGRADvravo bince
Lololol
Love it when they do the catchphrase
Truly one of the shows of all time
The editing in this video is insane I was laughing my ass off😂
So you were doing the lmao?
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1:51 this scene is one of your greatest works man. Love the seamless transition
Idk who makes these cuts but you have the best sense of humor ever 😂😂
Nobody knows who made them.
2:45 I wouldn't be surprised if Hank is still unable to figure it out that his brother-in-law is deep in the meth business
He would say it's from gray matter for the cancer treatment and he'll believe him
"waaaaaalt you're suck a silly ol jokester"
"That's the spirit!"
"Walt..."
I like the part where Saul said that he would like to be a small and SILENT part of it in front of whole class😂
2:11 this whole part is just hilarious. Walt driving a forklift in the house.
Hank being able to shoot the gun without pulling the trigger is impressive af
The last one had me rolling 😂
Best one
Same, it was awesome!!!!
Your profile picture is pretty funny. Is it from the first or the second movie?
Hank is beginning to suspect
Hank's face is just priceless
Another great editing moment: Walt hitting the drug dealers to save Jesse is flipped to keep the same left-to-right motion on screen as Walt and Junior driving and have Walt exit on the right side of the car. One of the best ways of blending the scenes together.
And then Junior looking like: “yeah…that’s how it’s done” 😂😂😂😂😂
he also made that daytime shot look like night time
@@delbroox That part was hilarious
I noticed that too. Love seeing actual film knowledge being applied to ridiculous stuff like this lol. Great editing skill, too
The forklift coming into the dining room was shark-jumpingly good
Nah the last one with Hank killed me 😂
Oh gosh Walt telling Flynn, after he runs over two people, that it was “much better than last time” is perfect ahaha
All these scenes are so well done, bravo
Bravo Vince!
i laughed my ass off at that
Then Walt shoots the dude and Flynn looks almost bored lol
Flynn's braking was pretty bad
My favorite part...
The reveal that Hank was in the car the whole time was phenomenally done.
1:43 "Hey Mom, is Dad shooting police officers again?"
omgggggggg i cannot like this enough, this is beyond awesome, pure creativity, thanks for sharing that blue yellow pink, whatever man just keep delivering that!!!
Hank's face after Walter received his half is so uncomprehending and surprised. That perfectly describes the situation.
I hope you give me half. I would really like an alternative version where Hank ends up becoming a double agent after he finds out about Walter. It would be interesting.
_ Walt... I don't know man..
Flynn casually yawning while Walt kills a guy like a hopeless deer is amazing😂
Edit: Thanks everyone for my first and only thousand likes 😂
Also the implication of "it is much better than the last time"" suggesting that their previous time was even more crazy :D
That is a sigh sir
@@NoriPixeltouché haha
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I wanted to leave the original sound of Walter Jr. yawning, but at that moment, Walter was speaking (whom I removed from the car) 😂
whoever did this is talented AF.
I love how many bangers there are in this. it's so good.
The editing in this video is legitimately mindblowing! At 0:48 they even edited in feathers flying out of the pillow as they get shot by Walter. Even crazier, at 0:29 you can see a glass bottle get shot on the table when the gun goes off. This is a next level meme…
I love these skits so much, I actually wanna see OP get successful. Feels like a personal mission of mine
I think it's just one guy doing the editing, which is even more insane
yeah someone almost were mindblowed right there
This is fantastic
Yup Frank West style your "fantastic" 👍
Agreed
Classroom scene and Driving scene was best for me
"You're doing great!
??????
LOL
This is probably some of the best editing I’ve ever seen
Saul selling his services to Walter in front of a full class got me. You can't make this stuff up😂
I was afraid this scene wouldn't be funny for many people. I'm glad I was wrong
You can't? He literally made it up...
@@AlternativeCutsStudios premium editing as always🫶🏻
@@haimo14228 it was a compliment and was not meant to be taken literally🤓
@spiffmalone If it wasn't meant to be taken literally, you don't understand the usage of the phrase.
"This is Heisenberg speaking" 😭😭
Saul meeting in front of the class nearly killed me
man, this is a hell of a job you've been doing. You relaly got me with the forklift truck scene.
Hank in the car was absolutely masterful comedy, actually hilarious setup 😂
Yeah it was totally simple to edit but had insane comedic timing lol
10+ years after the end of the show and still great stuff coming out. This is one of the best. First time I have literally laughed out loud at a YT video in a long time
Seriously have to agree with you. I put it on repeat when I go to sleep it’s my like must you go to sleep show now lol 😂 I cannot tell you how many times I’ve watched it lol
I shat my pants, hilarious and on point editing-wise
I kept it together until he drove the forklift into the kitchen. 😅
@@ragereset2795 Oh yeah, so much going on, I was LOLing immediately
BB came out 10+years ago? monkaS
It takes amazing creativity and skill to come up with an edit like that. thanks for the laughts!
I cant imagine how long this tool to create!!
This is amazing, absolutely incredible!! It's flawless!!
Mega props for this!!
The editing on this is incredible. The humor is top notch of course but I can't even imagine how long this took. Fantastic job. Love the small touches (feathers coming out of the pillow, things flying off the table when Hank fires his pistol, the reversal of the scene when "Flynn" runs over the dealers to make it look like he got out of the right side of the car), just incredible work on this.
612 likes and no comments is crazy 💀
@@EpicGamer-mm2ug so?
@@EpicGamer-mm2ugAnd you were so disturbed by it that you had to ruin it with your pointless comment?
@@Animatron11 dude, chill
Hoping for a Breaking Bad - But no one is careful 2, this was genuinely hilarious - like all your work - but the nonsense behind these scenarios is spectacular. I like to imagine a version of Breaking Bad where Skyler knew about Walt's activities from the start, so he actually does it at home and when he and Jesse are counting in the kitchen, she's just always there judging them.
Part two is possible
@@AlternativeCutsStudios C'mon Man you gotta do the part two
@@AlternativeCutsStudios Part two has the entire scene of Ted slipping with the rug and breaking his head completely unedited
@@AlternativeCutsStudiosSuggestion: Walt and Jesse deal with Krazy-8 and Emilio while the real estate agent is in the house
@@AlternativeCutsStudios Part 2 is possible? My reaction: 1:23
Walt Jr running over those people and Walt being like "that's okay, you're learning!"
Finally, everything we asked for! More character development for Flynn and Jesse meeting Mr. White's son
I've seen so many Breaking Bad edits, I never thought I would laugh at one again.
I couldn't stop laughing at this one.
Imagine if they made a comedic spinoff of Breaking Bad, where it's just silly and funny moments like these stringed together in a coherent story. That would be awesome
Kinda like what adult swim did with Sealab 2020 and made the Sealab 2021 spinoff.
That's basically Barry lol
Breaking Dad
Fuck yeah id watch the shits out of this!
Look up breaking bad as a funny sitcom. It's basically what you're talking about
This editing is absolutely seamless. Great job
It's Skyler's increasingly nonplussed reactions to her husband's antics that really make this video.
This had me laughing hard the whole time. Thanks for making my day so much better 😂
This is what I do
@@AlternativeCutsStudios bro is on a mission
@@AlternativeCutsStudiosNot all heros wear capes.. Unless you do that while editing
@@AlternativeCutsStudiosKeep doing it, its so good
"Much better than last time" ☠☠ 1:58
LOOL
What did bro do ☠️☠️🙏
@@OhioButtShakerGyattMachine9000 hit and run like another GTA games
lmfao "You're doing fine, much better than last time!" *POP* absolutely kills me every time I watch this
This is the best editing ive ever seen
Him shooting through walters room made me lose it 😂
One of the most hysterical videos I've seen in a long time. The last clip ... brilliant
All the guns just constantly being fired is awesome
I love that junior runs too guys over and Walt says "Much better than last time! 😂😂😂 underrated joke played off so dryly. ❤😂
The editing in this video is actually unreal. The driving scene with Walt JR at night was so cool to see. The lighting, cropping, all of it, PERFECT! You deserve so much more recognition with this dude.
I love how at some point Skylar doesn't even react and accepts Walt's insanity with a poker face.
The ending was hilarious. Hank staring at the money lmao.
Whoa. Some of the best editing I have ever seen before in my life, well done. Wow
honestly the last one was my favorite 😂
cause that could have been an actual situation.
"Walt? I don't know man"
The streets is cold, Dog. Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed.
@@HipTjxWhat fucking book?
The same things that make us laugh, make us cry.@@singleplayermoments
2:40 holy shit imagine if hank was in the car in the actually series when this went down 😂😂
Walt...
*baby blue starts playing*
"Walt, i dunno man, you've been seeming sus lately. it's almost like we have an imposter among us. i saw that you wanted- DON'T LIE TO ME WALTE, sussy backa"
I like how Victor gave Walt's half in front of Hank💀
You know it’s good when some scenes are difficult at first glance to figure out how they’ve been altered. Top notch work
1:17 “Mr. White, who was that?” “I don’t know class. I don’t know.”
I think they knew who Saul is. He was kinda meme in their town with his advertisement.
@@fallenwarrior1935 Maybe.
@@Dude-vq3oeI hate you
This is like if the comedy of Malcom in the middle stuck with Walt from his alternate life as a goofy dad.
I lost it when Walter drives a fork lift into the living room!
😂 The gun shots made me laugh so hard my eyes teared up.
I love Walt Jr’s mild annoyance to Walt finishing off the people he ran over.
1:46 this whole scene had me dying
My favorite part of the whole thing.
😂😂😂
he was braking bad
It had the two men dying too
When Walter was practicing his draw in his house almost made me spit my food out 😂
This had me laughing so much that the physical exertion made me feel actually sick for about five minutes afterwards. I'm very unfit. Good job!
I love Jr's "OMG Not this shit again" look at 2:28
Walt's aim is so good he can land shots at his family without even being in that house
this is some of the greatest editing I have ever seen in my life