Share My Story is the Worst Storytime Animation Channel
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- Опубліковано 20 гру 2019
- share my story cringe is out of control bro
Edited by NaXEthan: / swiftycreekfilms
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"then I drop kicked him, and he went into cardiac arrest. No connection, he just went into cardiac arrest moments later."
I cri
I read this as it happened
*_press X to doubt_*
Bruh somebody f*cked with the timeline again.. GODDAMN IT!
I was laughing like hell
“Old man rating teenagers”
Onision: *you called?*
SketchyDoodleDoo you beat me to it! 😂
TheTorridTaurus oops! I was worried someone else said it too lol
Who is Onision? I'm sorry if this is some well known dude and I've been living under a rock. I just wanna know.
Aidan Mirza just go search up onision, but don’t watch on his channel and give him a vire. I’d recommend Repzion or Pinkly Bee (she did an INCREDIBLE summary on his relationships recently)!
Aidan Mirza In short though, Onision is a dude named Greg Jackson who was basically one of the OG youtubers from back in the day and he did a lot of comedy skits and silly songs but he always had shady forums and spoke to underage people in weird ways and even asked underage girls to send in photos so he could rate/bully them on his channel. I can’t even begin to get into HIM. He filmed one of his exes having a seizure instead of taking her to a hospital, destroyed protected wetlands then asked the internet for money, and took off his shirt and poured kombucha on himself while doing a joker impression acting crazy when his patreon got deleted (he doxxed someone on Twitter that’s why but he claims it’s not fair). That’s just three things off the top of my head
Next up on Share My Story:
Hi, I’m Tom and i sold my sister for 2,000 dollars in Egypt
Next Share My Story video be like:
*Hi, I'm Michael, and I shoved my little brother into the mouth of an animatronic bear, and his head got crushed-!*
Edit: one year later, I'm finally popular.🙂
@@tomymommy2787 is that a fnaf refrence
@@tomymommy2787 a-hem...
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87’?!?!?!
@@azmiparinduri5639 No, its an undertale reference
@@tomymommy2787 omg dude no need to get political
“He was just scamming an old lady!”
Logan Paul?? Is that you??
Logan Paul and his brother always fuck shit up. What do you expect?
I don't get it because I don't watch Logan paul
“this old man rating teenagers”
onision 👀👀👀
edit: oh no what have i done-
Chris Hansen >:(
!
welsh weirdo what? How?
Edit: i think they meant Chris Hansen: >:(
what old man?
Wait for coppa
Noone:
Share My Story: I HAD A BABY WITH MY MOTHER'S FATHER'S GRANDCHILD!
Jeez, and I thought siblings fluffing was bad. This is clearly worse!
U mean ur nephew? U sick fuck keep ur shit in alabama
@@Apple-pt6wf or cousin 😂
You guys do realize that a mother's father's grandson is *you* because you are a grandchild of your mother's father which is your grandfather.
LyricLuke. not exactly it could be you, your cousin, or your sibling
everyone: starts to wear a mask when covid gets bad
kwite: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
YeS sIr
People are stealing his look
lmfaooooooo im dying
wow
I think he predicted covid because he wears a mask
"sand!? I hate SAND!"
*Anakin skywalker* wants to know your location
Didn’t know Elsa could make the ‘bruh, please’ face
Bruh, please?
Oh yes im pleaseing you my queen( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
No one:
Share My Story: I kicked my mother in the stomach while she was pregnant! (Is actually just her talking about the mother experiencing her first kick while she was in her belly)
Dharc Daniel *no one
Dharc Daniel Next:
I took my father's inheritance and found out he had a big secret.
E D I T E D
@@SuperKarolinaB What's ur point m8? Someone corrected me and I fixed the grammar issue
This is some Bill Cipher levels of loopholes
I like how the whole time he never calls his girlfriend pretty
He sure flatters himself though lmao
“Was she pretty? Well, most people would’ve said no.”
"Look you're not the prettiest girl in the world. Either you accept that or you don't" wtf dude
He must be the type of person that thinks he's the realest person you're ever meet
“You’re not the prettiest girl”
Man,I’m 15 and in a gay relationship and even I know that is a total misplay
“Next thing you know you’re getting shot like avdol” that hurt.
The bullet only grazed him it’s fine
@@Jes.117 Yes! He Is!
* loud french sobbing *
Fucking pain
YES,I AM
Imagining the reflection of the light in Kwite's glasses as his "pupils" gives him a lot more character.
Haha square pupils
I'm way ahead of you mate😂
I see pp
It’s cool
i do the same with pyrocynical’s glasses because he’s insecure and wears glasses
"My brother as a long criminal record, one time he used mustard gas to clear a building full of children."
You too?!
yooooooo the pope
No you can’t just mustard gas children
They were doing Fortnite dances
UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY
Same except I did it at a summer camp and then the students beat me up
That brother must have some strong connections to get mustard gas.
When it said "dad wants to show us something"
I got an ad for a Sherlock Holmes movie
Lmao!
He wants to show his kids the sherlock holmes movie.
Lmfao 😂
These people in the video be like:
Hello there fellow humans.
,, i like to breath air and walk with my 2 legs. ''
Hey I know I'm late but what's your profile pic
@@atticusvan5874 just a random image of a guy in a gas mask
@@comradetonk8280 ok
I eat human food and breathe human air
Boy: steals sunglasses
Sister: *_wait that’s illegal_*
Brother: No u
Cool, you watched the video too
But it is
Ernesto Ow
_or is it_
LMAO
"Sand! I hate sand!"
Calm down, Anakin.
I HATE YOU
it gets evreywhere
dead younglings.
I hope he can't find the younglings.
NO, I DONT LIKE SAND! *temper tantrum*
the girl: one time he convinced an old lady to give him 5,000 dollars so he could afford his cancer treatment
Kwite: oopff, bruh
Some things about Share My Story's videos:
- All characters have the same art style and are never shaded.
- Flesh-colored eyeballs. Only irises are present, as well as eyebrows.
- This is animated with only keyframes (most of the time) with layering and heavy reusal*.
- Hardly any cases of smearing** during fast movement parts, making them look kinda dull, as if the same sprite is just copy&pasted over and over and over again, making it look like the characters are teleporting. The only case of smearing in this video is in 2:52, but all that's done here is that they added 6 black lines and... that's it. The character sprite is otherwise just a normal T-Pose. 6:28 also falls under this category. There's also 9:45 (where I had to watch at 0.5× speed (Thanks, 20-30 FPS Keyframe animation!)), but... it's just lines again. And it looks like a keyframe anyway, just with smear lines added.
Update: *Super Donkey had been looking at other reaction/ rant videos now and it's much, much worse than what has been stated in this comment.*
Adding onto the list:
- Countless animation errors that could've easily been fixed.
- Some videos being straight up unfinished.
* Animations are being re-used so much that you get the same animations over 10 times in 1 video...
** In later videos, it's the complete opposite. Heavy usage of smearing, even with slow or minimal movement. And yes, even the smear frames are being re-used and are not even used properly half the time.
Not to mention the fact that My Story Animated copied Share my Story's art style...
Their eye-bleeding thumbnails.
When you sell your sister in Egypt
*STONKS*
ultra stonks if you sell your entire slave collection
Ahm
@@duxmartini I got like 100000 bux from selling the bodys in my basement!
____duxstep____ how big is your collection? i’ve just reached 100!
i bet the second story was written by like a literal 13 year old boy who's never had a girlfriend
@stinky goblin I’vE alWaYs BeEn VeEeERy gOoD lOoKiNg
But I’m not bragging
13 years old is *way* too young to have a girlfriend, you know.
the "My Hot Babysitter Became My Girlfriend" is what a 10 year old boy would write, no babysitter will never make love to a kid, that shit was so fucking fake.
Cause you rlly need a girlfriend at 13 NO!!!!!! MAKE MINECRAFT HENTAI
Agreed also ADORE YOUR PROFILE PIC
Kwite: okay name the worse thing ever
Anakin/kwite: *SAND*
Anakin: did we just become best friends
Kwite is a sith confirmed.
WHERES MY [100 GMO FREE] KROMER
@@noellele2993
Shut up you little [cyber looter] you'll get your [kromer] once get [scary girls]
i love how the girl is crying about how she isnt pretty and the guy just says “u arent pretty, deal with it” and she just goes ok as if that wasnt the crappiest way to comfort someone
Share my story: animates a story with a girl interest
Girl has glasses, freckles, and red hair, kinda looks like me
Girl is “ *ugly* “
Me: Sully Wazowski face
I think girls with red hair, freckles and glasses look really pretty. Don’t feel bad about yourself because you’re beautiful.
Haha I have red hair and freckles too and I hate that one stereotype in movies and such
@AM - 06TG - Centennial Sr PS (1506) dang, that was a nice conpliment
Reading that was like having a stroke
DoNt WoRrY yOu'Re BeAuTiFuL
That second guy is horrible. What kind of sick person do you have to be to talk that way to somebody with self love issues? Even more, to not care that you made them have a mental breakdown? Even if it's a fake story or not what makes you go "yeah, this would be cool to animate, people will love this!"
I agree. I think he's really stupid and is probably a neckbeard.
^
^
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@@inactivechannel6365 they do the mister krab
I don’t like sand. It’s course, rough, irritating, and it gets everyone
And Dio lifes next to it.
🚨 *YOU STOLE SUNGLASSES?* 🚨
*🚨PREPARE TO GET 🅱️EATEN.🚨*
I’m glad you disclosed that soul eater and SAO aren’t in the Same bracket , we would of had some issues if you had put them together
Sword shart online
Human Soccer Ball I’ve never seen SAO. I’m assuming it’s bad from these comments? What makes it bad?
Nate Manning You should probably take a look at it. Despite SAO’s reputation, a lot of people like it. If you want to hear what most people will say about it, here’s a few.
The Good:
Solid premise and first ~3 episodes
Good music
Some okay fights
The Bad:
Plot takes a nose dive after the introduction
Abysmal second half
Characters that had potential but were shafted hard
Arguably one of the worst-written and most unlikable protagonists ever
Terrible villains
Excessive fan service (including some very *uncomfortable* moments)
There’s also some sequels and spin offs but I’m not sure how people feel about those.
@@natemanning924 The spin off is actually really good. Just don't watch the second season.
KidKatastrophe2314 thank you.
Ironic how literally every storytime channel that goes along the basis of share my story doesn't actually share fan submitted stories and they obviously just make this shit up in their pasttimes
stal be spittin facts doe
Sometimes they steal stories from r/TIFU but twist and warp it into a bizarre fever dream
Someday I wanna see one of these channels make a video where the person just goes to work at their 9-5 or smth and then comes back home. That’s it. That’s the story.
sister: DAD MY BROTHER SOLD ME TO A RANDOM DUDE
the dad: hi sold I'm dad
brother: bro I just got s t a c k s
Plot twist: Kwite is the phycopath brother who stole the sunglasses and sold his sister for $2000 dollars that's why he wears the mask.
He wears the stolen sunglasses as a taunt
Therapist: Big anime mouth isn’t real.
*Big Anime mouth:*
ok
I respect the fact that kwite has to smell his breath the whole time recording a video for us
@XK4Ķ want to join the ninja army
Breath mints, my friend
he called a whole pandemic tho
We all have to do that. NOw
The fact that he’s wearing a hoodie, a mask, and sunglasses, his voice, and the things he says, just cracks me up. I haven’t laughed so hard in my life!
"he entire mouth becomes detached when he gets angry"
yes kwite thats what we at the foundation call *SCP-079*
The computer?
Im mad that she didn't donut her brother like DIO did to-
Kakyoinu aye we don’t go there.
*No, the sister dies by the brother by using The World and turns into a donut*
KAKYOIN NO NOT AGAIN KAKYOIN PLEASE DONT PUT ME THROUGH THIS
jotaro kujo *IM SORRY, The World is to powerful*
「bite za dusto」
Her brother ran the whiterun general store in another life
9:07
When you’re dating the ancient one and she pushes you too hard.
Elsa was actually one of the strongest beings in existence. She’s a Pillar Woman
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
ok Steven STONE guy
*pillar men music*
_aiaiaiai_
*agressive kars laugh*
Kwite: *clicks on video set in Egypt*
Kwite: *spoils the entirety of Stardust Crusaders*
It sad because past store vids like this were kid trying to tell people how there religions or handicaps affected them
69 likes
*story
12:20 I immediately thought of Ig-11 "That is acceptable."
7:52 so *THATS* why he always has the mask and sunglasses
Her brother was DIO!!!
shaggy STRAIGHT UP
It was egypt
Yuh
DIO is going to donut her sister.
Kakyoin Cherry Boi Swag Just like you donut boi
*dad rates young teenage girl*
Onision: *licks lips and begins to smack his lips*
don't be a pussy join the ninja army
@@alienfriend9466 n o
Here’s the article ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
ninja *NOOOOO!!!!!!!!*
@@a_person5285 jokes on you an ad played instead >:)
Me: sees. 8:58
My editing skills:has the urge to put the pillar men’s face
God I can’t unsee that now
I love how the dialogue is handled like oblivion on ketamine
Soon there’s gonna be a “I’m allergic to air!”
Apparently there is one like that.
Well 100% of people breathing air HAVE DIED
@@chara98dreemurr43 wow thanks for the advice im not gonna breathe anymore to be immortal
@@davi1821 glad to help
@@chara98dreemurr43 instructions unclear accidentally died
Share My Story is a living embodiment of Teenage Pregnancy and Allergy Fetishes
Sorry *what* fetishes
@@thatoneguy9582 there a lot of porn where someone bloated is from an allergic reactions.
@@voxie6873 ... As someone allergic to pretty much everything outdoors, I've found my calling. Thank you.
Don't forget the incest
THEY NEED A HENTAI
Damn the Egypt one is like watching Phantom Blood again. They’ve even got dio
You mean Stardust Crusaders? But again, * angry Jonathan noises *
@@furry_menace9621 thank you for pointing this out. I didn't know I said the wrong thing because I am Iggy's stand
Kwite: Hi again
The entire population of Earth: 🥵💦😍🔥💜
Why does her brother look like Dio Brando
Damn did not know Dio had a long lost sister
@@Shittyfartohmygod Dora Brando
yes
HEIWIHSHHHHSKKAHJJJJJDUEJHSJSIEOSKEjehrvskksHHjdj WHAT
Young Dio
Yes I love it wenn my dad is me but with a mustache and a tuxito
yes indeed
Yea my dad beat the shit outta me when i got a diffrent haircut then his
"I bet he watches Soul Eater and Sword Art Online"
uh yeah, what a loser. *VICIOUSLY CLOSING CRUNCHY ROLL*
Soul Eater ok BUT SAO
2:12 Anakin: *Huzzah a man of quality!*
Brother: **steals sunglasses**
girl:BROTHER NO SWIPING, BROTHER NO SWIPING, BROTHER NO SWIPING!!
brother: you're too late!
You're too slow!!!
It's no use!
IT'S TOO LATE! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
B R u h
Alex Cartee *BrUh*
I wasn’t you’re brother It was me DIO.
Lol
ARTi_king lol
@sans the skeleton sans please forgive me
Dio the thot slayer
Pretty sure Dio would make a better brother.
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Girl: iLl CaLl Da PoLiCe
I do believe I heard that before.
Plot twist: That Rebecca girl didn't move down the hallway she saw Robert and recreated that scene from Jaws when Martin Brody sees the shark eating somebody.
"Getting shot like Avdol" 5:38
Well uhh....
Oh yes xd
Yes yes yes
'my son is a 10 and you are a 4 at best' ok onision
2:45:
“Fool! You have activated my trap card!”
When Kwite listed both soul eater and SAO I had a huge flashback.
*sees roblox logo mixed with T-series*
Me: ahh... it’s all coming together...
?
no
Blox Series ; )
O SERIES
Im scared
Lmaooooo them ad-rolls.
Get get get get, get that paper.
6:22 Dad: "Only 2K??? What a dips#it"
2:11 perfect anakin impression
I feel like some of the stories are “real-ish” just VERRRYYYYYY VERRRRYYY VERYYYY stretched
(Like allergic to the sun which is a rare disease, just very stretched story)
"sand"
*Anakin screams in the distance*
lol I get the reference
1:50 * walk like an egyptian intensifies *
*YES* *YES*
*YES*
*YES*
Imagine your dad pointing at your gf and just says I don’t like you
11:31 DUDE LOOKIN LIKE AN OINGO BOINGO BROTHER WTF
I would say yes if someone said that was a character supposed to be drawn in the Oingo Boingo style
This video is a jojo
*ma dancing to oongo boingo music*
lol
OINGO
BOINGO
BRUDDAAAAAAHHHSSSS
"You are going to get shot like Avdol"
Great quote
hey wait a minute
Oh no
yare yare
not again
The whole gang's here
Ponelareff:*cries*
Is that how you spell that man's name?
1:05 fun fact being allergic to the sun is an actual thing
"This creepy old man is rating teenagers"
Onision:.... ArE yOu ChAlLeNgInG mE
This is the only good thing that will come out of COPPA.
Tru
It didn't change it
"what person would sell his sister"
Me:I dunno...joseph stalin
I know this is a old comment, but, your right
It is an old comment
wait this happened
@@aloe3887 i dont know
@@aloe3887 no it won't happen comrade,comrade Stalin gives our sister for free,since no sharing = bad communism
i liked just for the “I HATE SAND” joke
‘And I could see in her eyes how much my dad hurt her’
‘So I killed him’
As someone from egypt i can say that its very very real that men just walk up and ask to marry you. No matter how old she is you WILL get people asking both to marry you and to buy you from your family. This is honestly the only story from that weord ass channel that seems even remotely real to me because ive actually seen it and lived it
7:37 Those girls’ poses are traced over the Doki Doki Literature Club girls.
Can’t say that I couldn’t see this coming
11:04 Admiral Akhbar, you warned us. I am sorry.
*ItS a tRAp*
11:27 *I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME IT IS A GOOD PAIN*
“You can no longer eat food drink water breath or otherwise live”
Eat: nose tube
Drink: Nose Tube
Breath: NOSE
live: ＮＯＳＥ
No nose it fell of in kindergarden
My mom took it
i don’t have a nose. i keep trying to grow one, but it always dies :(
@Coffee Beam just get a mask
Wtf even is this comment section
7:26 Robert sounds like he bribes the cops to arrest him
Part of me is tempted to start watching these channels for the insane stories, but I know I’de be playing right into the shady company’s hands.
7:51
Why is he standing like that, where I'm from having your hand in your pockets while talking to someone is considered rude
For a channel that is based on animated stories, the animation and the stories are terrible
Holy SHOOT those JoJo references
*DON'T STOP*
For some reason I dont have this "story time" on my recommended.
I'm glad
So no one else gonna acknowledge that batman was swinging in the city background? 13:38
I can't watch this. Its hurts that much
Hi luis i really like youre music and can i have shoutout but do not have any money cuz i spent all money on bread and beans and now i have swollowd all food with my child. She just started 3th grade and getting bullied i just wonder if you could help and dirnk it up?
@@fjorball4764 is that a copypasta or you came up with that on the fly?
You got this man!
I mean, sand is pretty tasty. That might be the iron deficiency talking, though. :/
You mean sand deficiency
MP Lily
Who let the Italian Metallica fan in here?
@@alisona.4166 *Metallic
Absolutely love the Mystery Dungeon theme for the background.
yo what up with the mystery dungeon music u gonna give me a nostalgia heart attack
When my mom and her friend were young they went to egypt, as we’re from Sweden they were so shocked and confused over how we could possibly survive in the snow!!
Oh yeah and they also asked if mom would sell them her friend for four camels
everybody: so what're we having for din-
Share My Story: MY DAD IS SECRETLY A FEMALE SUPER HERO AND MADE OUT wITH THE SLEMBER MAN AT 3 AM :OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
😂
Robert: hi im robert and im known for looking great
Me:Sigh
9:58 I’m about to violate The Geneva Convention