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  • A dog is for life, not just for Christmas (wait, it's March).
    Want to get your kid a pet, but don't want the commitment, then follow these steps by Ricky Gervais very carefully.
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  • @adityasaputra9012
    @adityasaputra9012 3 роки тому +680

    "No, another mouth to feed" fucking brilliant. 😂

    • @Hmmyeah2019
      @Hmmyeah2019 3 роки тому +56

      You can find the origin of that joke from the old xfm radio episodes, it's actually Karl pilkington who said that line, brilliantly told by Ricky though.

    • @adityasaputra9012
      @adityasaputra9012 3 роки тому +9

      @@Hmmyeah2019 credit to Karl then, but yeah Ricky's delivery was something else man, if the delivery wasn't that good the joke wouldn't be a hit. Hats off to both of them. 👏

    • @ruebensmith8931
      @ruebensmith8931 3 роки тому +2

      @@Hmmyeah2019 love tht podcast nd love da animation show they made for it

    • @fmifu4100
      @fmifu4100 Рік тому

      @@Hmmyeah2019 k pilk!!!!!

    • @clovermx1472
      @clovermx1472 Рік тому +3

      @@Hmmyeah2019 why didn't he credit him?

  • @giggedy1023
    @giggedy1023 3 роки тому +225

    “The goat was kidnapped in a sack and shipped on a boat to Africa... like roots in reverse” 😂😂😂

  • @stephenfox5709
    @stephenfox5709 3 роки тому +674

    Well that escalated real quick in the end 😂 but it's Ricky what did I expect.

    • @FenhurMoon
      @FenhurMoon 3 роки тому +7

      I was surprised too

    • @Jess-fw6pn
      @Jess-fw6pn 3 роки тому +22

      I didn’t rate that last bit at all ngl, dark humour is funny but that was just in really poor taste imo

    • @kevanbrown7620
      @kevanbrown7620 2 роки тому +15

      You know what you're going to get with Ricky Gervais. It's Only words. He does a lot for charity, but doesn't go on about it. He's totally against animal cruelty, which he gives money to, he's a real humanitarian with a dark sense of humour, and also very intelligent. He uses shock stories to get a point across sometimes.

    • @loucypher9213
      @loucypher9213 2 роки тому +9

      Yep, that was dark, particularly the last minute or so. It was also very funny. In my opinion. But humour is subjective so what do we expect? Some people will laugh, some people won't.
      It was ever thus.

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jess-fw6pn Yeah well I've seen how you drive so you would write that.

  • @SiyadaDarikarnonta
    @SiyadaDarikarnonta 3 роки тому +118

    Holy s*** the last punchline left me stunned. It was the BEST satire I’ve ever heard “not a credible witness”
    🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @walkwithmeASMR
    @walkwithmeASMR Рік тому +40

    Was not expecting that 😳 absolutely hilarious. Literally burst out laughing. I love jokes that I know 100% offended someone.

  • @walterzamalis4846
    @walterzamalis4846 3 роки тому +229

    This just shows how Karl Pilkington’s warped logic can be made to seem like it’s all just spontaneous wit if delivered well.

    • @KendumWillie
      @KendumWillie 2 роки тому +8

      What are you referring to if I may ask?

    • @abe8966
      @abe8966 2 роки тому +35

      @@KendumWillie this whole joke originated from Karl Pilkington on their old XFM radio show. They were talking about charities, and Karl dropped the exact line “not another mouth to feed”. Credit to Ricky for the stand up talent but I’ve noticed the majority of Rickys jokes come from Karl - just said with a bit more sense

    • @Morgue12free
      @Morgue12free 2 роки тому +1

      @@abe8966 Yea, those were the days. Karl is a funny bone.

    • @jordanterry6248
      @jordanterry6248 2 роки тому +6

      @@abe8966 came to the comments to say the exact same thing. Obviously Ricky is hilarious but it’s weird ti hear the exact same things that I know Karl said and he made fun of for.

    • @kathrynfix903
      @kathrynfix903 Рік тому

      Stolen from Karl.

  • @harryyyyyyyyyyy7273
    @harryyyyyyyyyyy7273 2 роки тому +7

    "It shouldnt" Genius

  • @georgedonnellan36
    @georgedonnellan36 3 роки тому +84

    Ricky youre a national treasure

  • @taffythegreat1986
    @taffythegreat1986 3 роки тому +54

    Love the guy, love his jokes and humour

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 роки тому

      Karl's jokes*
      The only jokes I believe are Ricky's are gore, murder, r*pe. Honestly Ricky seems like he's actually a degenerate

  • @dennisjeffs4239
    @dennisjeffs4239 3 роки тому +34

    You never know what's coming out of Ricky's mouth, brilliant stuff!

  • @gorillaattack
    @gorillaattack 3 роки тому +23

    He just have to say "what?" and i'm dying.

  • @user-sb2hy4xk2h
    @user-sb2hy4xk2h 2 роки тому +5

    the part he said 'it shouldnt' i almost die

  • @gigawattbeehot0913
    @gigawattbeehot0913 Рік тому +4

    Ricky always makes us be fun . Thank you , Ricky .

  • @MoAli-nv9cf
    @MoAli-nv9cf 2 роки тому +19

    I've said this before. There's no like our Rickeh. He should've done the Oscars. Give the Smith's something concrete to cry about.

    • @alalbiston694
      @alalbiston694 Рік тому

      George Carlin style of humor is similar

  • @michealcaseres914
    @michealcaseres914 2 роки тому +25

    This man, always puts a Big Smile on my face, Thankyou, Sir Ricky. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿✌️

  • @xr6lad
    @xr6lad 3 роки тому +314

    Hate people that ‘give’ donations on your behalf to absolve their own conscience and self esteem. If you want to donate just donate - don’t tie it to someone else’s present. How tacky.

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 2 роки тому +14

      I hate receiving gifts. When the dreaded bday comes up, i ask to give donation for me. Everybody's happy. Or so I thought until just now.
      I guess i am tacky because I've given a few gifts to charity on behalf of friends to reciprocate. Am blessed with non tacky friends since not one of them ever complained about it.
      Thanks all for pointing me in another direction on this. Ooops live and learn 🤷

    • @spacewitchvulcan
      @spacewitchvulcan Рік тому +5

      I love when people gift me with a donation on my behalf. I don't need another soap and glory set or gift card.... but the family that receives the donation benefits so much more from that decision. If that makes me tacky in your eyes, I'm pretty happy with that.

    • @gokhauppal7505
      @gokhauppal7505 Рік тому +5

      Point is bring those hungry people where food grows and give them work for that food

    • @factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7204
      @factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7204 Рік тому

      @@avalerie4467 Yup, you’re definitely tacky.

    • @lindam9018
      @lindam9018 Рік тому +3

      @@avalerie4467 Not at all! It's all in how you look at it. Rather than giving gifts to people that are living more privileged lives, you gave them the satisfaction that someone underprivileged has been given something to help them improve their lives, instead of saddling them with some dust-collecter or another Xmas sweater. A rich man annoyed that another rich person gave the gift to a poor person instead of him is the tacky thing, when you think about it.

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 Рік тому +41

    I know it's a comedy bit but when he mentioned the abandoned pets my blood started to boil. You know how many cats we have? Seven. You know how many cats we decided to go out and get? Zero. Six of them were just abandoned in the neighborhood. The seventh I found as a kitten one night driving around when I saw her next to another kitten that was kicking and thrashing around because someone had run it over and just kept going. It was thankfully dead by the time I got our of my car, so I put the dead one in a bag to bury and grabbed the other one so she wouldn't be hit. People treat them like objects and it makes me ill.

    • @AirPurse
      @AirPurse Рік тому +4

      Irrelevant

    • @jacobunofficial1146
      @jacobunofficial1146 Рік тому

      Thank you sir

    • @Snoflakes_1
      @Snoflakes_1 Рік тому

      @@AirPurse
      Cold

    • @amadiau2209
      @amadiau2209 Рік тому

      @@AirPurse Couldn't agree more keep up the good work

    • @TotalXPvideos
      @TotalXPvideos 11 місяців тому

      @collycubing6338 very relevant, it's literally brought up in the video are you dumb?

  • @marlenesollgruber9186
    @marlenesollgruber9186 2 роки тому +7

    You just meet my actual humor! And that actually doesn’t happen often! So Thanks!

  • @sweetdrahthaar7951
    @sweetdrahthaar7951 Рік тому +1

    Go play with it. Quick ! Fiendishly brilliant.

  • @joyl7842
    @joyl7842 2 роки тому +5

    "Like Roots in reverse" hahahaha 😂

  • @PepeTheFrog2016.
    @PepeTheFrog2016. 3 роки тому +14

    "Roots in reverse" Lmao

  • @strongf
    @strongf 3 роки тому +63

    So... Karl was right? The original version from XFM with Ricky's and Steven's critical commentary was much more hilarious. And that's saying a lot.

  • @thyler44
    @thyler44 Рік тому +2

    Dark sense of humor is like a food on the table- not every one gets it

  • @szilardretkes2703
    @szilardretkes2703 4 місяці тому

    National treasure 😅

  • @johnny5805
    @johnny5805 Рік тому +1

    He's just brilliant.

  • @EFCkingTom
    @EFCkingTom 2 роки тому +17

    I like how Ricky just got all his material from Karl Pilkingtons brain.

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 роки тому +1

      All the good ones are from Karl, the only ones that are from Ricky are dark ones that aren't even funny. He's just really weird and has gotten weirder

    • @AirPurse
      @AirPurse 2 роки тому +3

      @@ararune3734 He's brilliant

    • @RealOrbit-Australia
      @RealOrbit-Australia Рік тому +1

      @@ararune3734 ok mate

    • @raphaelcalado4335
      @raphaelcalado4335 Рік тому

      @@ararune3734you need a hug, no I mean hanging…

    • @69429boss
      @69429boss 4 місяці тому

      Absolute nonsense. Karl is brilliant but he would NEVER be famous without Ricky. Ricky was, is and always would be famous without Karl.

  • @yeahbuddy7217
    @yeahbuddy7217 Рік тому +1

    I remember when Karl Pilkington almost word-for-word said that bit about no one winning from the goat donation.

  • @terttukivi3297
    @terttukivi3297 9 місяців тому

    Ricky is the best. Love from Finland

  • @Albert-me1oe
    @Albert-me1oe 3 роки тому +4

    Omg, he's so good

  • @emkayapproved
    @emkayapproved Рік тому

    At the end 😂🤣😭💀💀 whoa whoa whoa ricky no

  • @blauemadeleine
    @blauemadeleine 3 роки тому +43

    Do I know what you mean!
    At a time when I had hardly any money, I bought really nice chocolates for a friend and gave them to him. I would have loved to have them myself. After Christmas I asked him what the chocolate had been like, and he told me that he had given all his Christmas presents away to the homeless. I should have kept the chocolate for myself!

    • @mrinalini9112
      @mrinalini9112 3 роки тому +3

      But you do have very nice friends.

    • @fookoosh
      @fookoosh 3 роки тому +7

      Wow...that is a shity thing to do...
      "Donating" something that you got for free as a gift..
      This is wrong on so many levels

    • @blauemadeleine
      @blauemadeleine 3 роки тому +6

      Actually I am aware of the implications.
      I had given the gift and so it was my friend's to do with it as he pleased.
      Still, there was this little voice of... envy?

    • @Bififress0r
      @Bififress0r Рік тому +1

      @@blauemadeleine Never gift something gifted. Pretty much like an unwritten "law" as in common sense.
      Gifting is something personal. From someone to someone. Exceptions be done only in very special cases.
      _(e.g.: passing on family heirlooms, [immediate] emergency/deppendency/requirement, [...] )_

  • @user-wj2zv1vd8y
    @user-wj2zv1vd8y 4 місяці тому

    Ricky has a way of holding a mirror up to our dark psyches that we don't want to see.

  • @howardturner746
    @howardturner746 2 роки тому +1

    brilliant !!

  • @clintfauth9830
    @clintfauth9830 2 роки тому +11

    This man will save comedy, bring back humor, and is definitely going to sit next to me on the ride to hell....

  • @Alice.59
    @Alice.59 Рік тому

    3:24 press f for the poor person who tried to start a round of applause

  • @tylerbivins2393
    @tylerbivins2393 3 роки тому +69

    This was Karl Pilkington's idea/joke

    • @mrSam3ooo
      @mrSam3ooo 2 роки тому

      He’s running out of ideas

    • @kyriakoschrist
      @kyriakoschrist 2 роки тому +1

      @@mrSam3ooo this is an old video

    • @imeverywhere9633
      @imeverywhere9633 2 роки тому +4

      except karl was being serious and ricky was being absurd

    • @jeroen7062
      @jeroen7062 2 роки тому +4

      Its even better coming from Karl. His mind is a goldmine for Ricky.

  • @Ructions
    @Ructions Рік тому +1

    1:45 Credit to Karl Pilkington for that joke

  • @caityvonne_
    @caityvonne_ 2 роки тому +6

    Ricky gave Karl his career. I’m sure he won’t mind him using a joke he made. Also, Ricky probably discussed it with him lol

  • @YouknowwhereHughgo
    @YouknowwhereHughgo 2 роки тому +2

    That bit at the end 😬😬

  • @chukwuemelie904
    @chukwuemelie904 2 роки тому

    When he says "What?", he actually looks like Grealish

  • @jamesamore407
    @jamesamore407 Рік тому +1

    So funny ....it was almost as good as when Karl said it 😂👌

  • @officialzeroninja
    @officialzeroninja Рік тому

    Oh my god I just realised this bit is taken directly from the Ricky gervais show.

  • @stephaniediazcortez6046
    @stephaniediazcortez6046 Рік тому

    Thats why im the favorite child

  • @Lord_Sheshomeru
    @Lord_Sheshomeru Рік тому

    Hedgehog goulash Watson lol

  • @guacamoleman87
    @guacamoleman87 2 роки тому

    BIG OOOOOF

  • @everythingissalad2969
    @everythingissalad2969 3 роки тому +7

    I thought he'd say she died of hypothermia

  • @zz0zz946
    @zz0zz946 2 роки тому +2

    The goat got deported

  • @radioactivepotato2068
    @radioactivepotato2068 2 роки тому

    I hope he paid Pilkington for that one.

  • @djmini2numpty141
    @djmini2numpty141 Рік тому

    your a gass, tho drinking export fosters ?? gasp lol

  • @Rosebud100
    @Rosebud100 Рік тому

    His jokes are sometimes shocking - but they are jokes - that’s all, just jokes!

  • @fozzybear8878
    @fozzybear8878 Рік тому +1

    The charity joke is from Seinfeld.

  • @stephaniediazcortez6046
    @stephaniediazcortez6046 Рік тому

    Im teachimg you how to love

  • @l3gg3rz
    @l3gg3rz Рік тому

    The goat bit is pretty much what karl said about it on their pod cast...

  • @marcodonnell7744
    @marcodonnell7744 2 роки тому +2

    Anyone still watching in 2022

  • @joem4939
    @joem4939 3 роки тому +42

    Still funny but I do prefer Karl Pilkington’s version

  • @anacondaeunectes1854
    @anacondaeunectes1854 Рік тому

    Reminds me of a South Park episode...lol.

  • @steveberryman2710
    @steveberryman2710 Рік тому

    Fosters......wtf. Guess he doesn't like beer.

  • @rootical_vincebassie5190
    @rootical_vincebassie5190 3 роки тому +3

    Hahaha!

  • @Detvanliga
    @Detvanliga 3 роки тому +36

    At a time when all and everything is woke and pc, Ricky is the light at the end of the tunnel :)
    .

  • @morrisjvan
    @morrisjvan 2 роки тому +2

    A puppy is not just for christmas,
    if you slice it thinly enough, it will last into the new year.

  • @bigbasil1908
    @bigbasil1908 Рік тому

    A dog is for life, or as they say in North Korea and parts of Alabama 'A dog is for dinner'

  • @Mucholian
    @Mucholian 3 роки тому +6

    The funniest atheist in the universe!

  • @JrTr_03
    @JrTr_03 3 роки тому +13

    This dude is the real-life version of Reddit, toxic, I love it.

    • @xhulio4124
      @xhulio4124 2 роки тому +1

      excatly what i was thinking ....the fact the he is a atheist helps him always speak the real reality

    • @opala2209
      @opala2209 2 роки тому +4

      I think what makes him better than the average redditor is that he isn't anonymous. He's out there making the humor we all like but don't say it.

    • @kieran4352
      @kieran4352 2 роки тому +2

      That's giving redditors way too much credit

    • @gamethingstuff
      @gamethingstuff 2 роки тому +1

      based

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah except Ricky is actually intelligent and reasonably popular 😅

  • @sublime90
    @sublime90 Рік тому

    written by karl pilkington lol

  • @jansarmiento5321
    @jansarmiento5321 Рік тому

    from the word death i can hear lesser laugh voices... thank you people

  • @stephaniediazcortez6046
    @stephaniediazcortez6046 Рік тому

    I told u

  • @user-zs7cr6xt2z
    @user-zs7cr6xt2z 5 місяців тому

    What comes first ; Ricky or Southpark ?

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 2 роки тому

    They have so many goats in Africa they can't actually look after (or even slaughter) them all.

  • @stefanlempen4346
    @stefanlempen4346 Рік тому

    Aids shouldn't affect you. 🐐: "it shouldn't...

  • @sparkythemagicpiano2867
    @sparkythemagicpiano2867 2 роки тому +2

    Goat routine was copied from pilkington

  • @joenisnapje712
    @joenisnapje712 2 роки тому

    Your friends could have at least thrown in a pair of socks 🧦

  • @kasodonnell
    @kasodonnell 3 роки тому +8

    Karl Pilkington .... 🤔

  • @stephaniediazcortez6046
    @stephaniediazcortez6046 Рік тому

    Because im the only child

  • @yoya4766
    @yoya4766 11 місяців тому +1

    People shocked by the end, Ricky knows what goes on in UK. It's not pretty its darker than his jokes. He's trying to bring awareness. He's a teacher waking people up.

  • @archierobinson8445
    @archierobinson8445 2 роки тому

    unironically stealing jokes from karl😂

  • @steelernation1989
    @steelernation1989 Рік тому +1

    He's just stolen a conversation from Karl Pilkington and fleshed it out 🤣

  • @dutchraider2
    @dutchraider2 2 роки тому

    All these comments saying 'it's Karl Pilkington's joke!'. Yea like you can't actually sit down and think of a joke like that yourself? Even though he might have heard it from there, that doesn't mean it is. The audacity to say 'he was the one to make this joke first'.... we have billions of people in the world guys. There's also jokes being spontaneously made up on the fly, off radio and camera. Believe it or not.

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi Рік тому +1

      I would say he probably did adapt it from Karl's initial comment but so what? Even the best writers, poets, artists, etc use others work as inspiration and have done for centuries

  • @M-G-T-Society
    @M-G-T-Society Рік тому

    Pretty sure Ricky wasn’t in complete agreement when Karl said all this about the goats first lol.

  • @webderek
    @webderek Рік тому

    As Ricky would prefer I say, “I found that last bit offensive”. But he knew we would. Uf da. That one was absurd but a bit nauseating.

  • @brazenbunnies
    @brazenbunnies 2 роки тому

    He should credit Pilkington with this one

  • @stephaniediazcortez6046
    @stephaniediazcortez6046 Рік тому

    When are u guna please ur only child

  • @stephaniediazcortez6046
    @stephaniediazcortez6046 Рік тому

    She likes my masculine

  • @y4g3r44
    @y4g3r44 2 роки тому

    Homophobic, racist, misogynistic, paedophobic, papaphobic, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic - and likely lots more but thank you, non-existent god, for giving us Ricky Gervais, and making us laugh and think.

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 2 роки тому +2

    Half of Ricky’s stand up is taken from Karl’s drivel. Just goes to show how much an unconventional genius Karl actually is.

  • @69429boss
    @69429boss 4 місяці тому

    To all the wankers saying he stole the jokes off Karl Pilkington just know this, Ricky would be famous without Karl. Karl would NEVER be famous without Ricky.

  • @cloudhigh6582
    @cloudhigh6582 3 місяці тому +1

    Ahh he stole Karl Pilkington'a joke.

  • @sayanbiswas7364
    @sayanbiswas7364 3 роки тому +10

    He stole this from Karl Pilkington. Pilkington created this joke back in XFM.

    • @Ro-Ghost
      @Ro-Ghost 3 роки тому +3

      Who cares?

    • @edkes123
      @edkes123 3 роки тому +7

      Seeing as they’re friends, he probably just asked if he could use it rather than “steal” it.

    • @sayanbiswas7364
      @sayanbiswas7364 3 роки тому +2

      @@edkes123 I'm sure Karl wouldn't care one way or another. To him, it's probably not even a joke.

  • @FIMOE123
    @FIMOE123 3 роки тому +15

    stolen from Karl Pilkington.

  • @drtobiasfunke11
    @drtobiasfunke11 2 роки тому

    Karl pilkington joke….

  • @MightBeSmart
    @MightBeSmart 2 роки тому

    The only comedian i find funny. To many other just tries to hard and the only way they can be funny is to use others in their jokes. Ricky is at least original.

  • @violagentsch
    @violagentsch 2 роки тому +1

    I noticed many of these jokes are from Robin Williams. 👎

    • @scottbabien4395
      @scottbabien4395 2 роки тому +3

      Robin Williams was known for stealing jokes too, however like norm said there's no original jokes just people delivering them in there style or something like that

  • @maxedoutvibes
    @maxedoutvibes 3 роки тому +6

    People think dogs stop being cute? What kinda psychedelics are those people on?

  • @guerrillagames7279
    @guerrillagames7279 Рік тому

    Ripped off from kp

  • @Panopticon52
    @Panopticon52 2 роки тому

    Stolen from Karl pilkington.

  • @zoobie2000
    @zoobie2000 2 роки тому

    Fake

  • @foxbor0
    @foxbor0 2 роки тому +1

    he is a bit of a shallow person really, isn't he

  • @kathrynfix903
    @kathrynfix903 Рік тому

    So many times Ricky has stolen Karl Pilkington’s lines. No wonder neither Karl nor Steve moved on.

  • @billyblake8612
    @billyblake8612 3 роки тому +1

    He stole it from Karl pilkington

  • @Jafin16
    @Jafin16 3 роки тому +5

    Ok, that joke at the end about the old lady... that's not ok.

  • @paulikens6443
    @paulikens6443 Рік тому

    proves that karl pilkington is scripted and just an act.