A Dog Is For Life | Ricky Gervais | Universal Comedy
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- Опубліковано 29 тра 2024
- A dog is for life, not just for Christmas (wait, it's March).
Want to get your kid a pet, but don't want the commitment, then follow these steps by Ricky Gervais very carefully.
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"No, another mouth to feed" fucking brilliant. 😂
You can find the origin of that joke from the old xfm radio episodes, it's actually Karl pilkington who said that line, brilliantly told by Ricky though.
@@Hmmyeah2019 credit to Karl then, but yeah Ricky's delivery was something else man, if the delivery wasn't that good the joke wouldn't be a hit. Hats off to both of them. 👏
@@Hmmyeah2019 love tht podcast nd love da animation show they made for it
@@Hmmyeah2019 k pilk!!!!!
@@Hmmyeah2019 why didn't he credit him?
“The goat was kidnapped in a sack and shipped on a boat to Africa... like roots in reverse” 😂😂😂
Well that escalated real quick in the end 😂 but it's Ricky what did I expect.
I was surprised too
I didn’t rate that last bit at all ngl, dark humour is funny but that was just in really poor taste imo
You know what you're going to get with Ricky Gervais. It's Only words. He does a lot for charity, but doesn't go on about it. He's totally against animal cruelty, which he gives money to, he's a real humanitarian with a dark sense of humour, and also very intelligent. He uses shock stories to get a point across sometimes.
Yep, that was dark, particularly the last minute or so. It was also very funny. In my opinion. But humour is subjective so what do we expect? Some people will laugh, some people won't.
It was ever thus.
@@Jess-fw6pn Yeah well I've seen how you drive so you would write that.
Holy s*** the last punchline left me stunned. It was the BEST satire I’ve ever heard “not a credible witness”
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Was not expecting that 😳 absolutely hilarious. Literally burst out laughing. I love jokes that I know 100% offended someone.
This just shows how Karl Pilkington’s warped logic can be made to seem like it’s all just spontaneous wit if delivered well.
What are you referring to if I may ask?
@@KendumWillie this whole joke originated from Karl Pilkington on their old XFM radio show. They were talking about charities, and Karl dropped the exact line “not another mouth to feed”. Credit to Ricky for the stand up talent but I’ve noticed the majority of Rickys jokes come from Karl - just said with a bit more sense
@@abe8966 Yea, those were the days. Karl is a funny bone.
@@abe8966 came to the comments to say the exact same thing. Obviously Ricky is hilarious but it’s weird ti hear the exact same things that I know Karl said and he made fun of for.
Stolen from Karl.
"It shouldnt" Genius
Ricky youre a national treasure
*international 😤
Definitely
More than James Corden? Btw dad joke
Love the guy, love his jokes and humour
Karl's jokes*
The only jokes I believe are Ricky's are gore, murder, r*pe. Honestly Ricky seems like he's actually a degenerate
You never know what's coming out of Ricky's mouth, brilliant stuff!
He just have to say "what?" and i'm dying.
the part he said 'it shouldnt' i almost die
Ricky always makes us be fun . Thank you , Ricky .
I've said this before. There's no like our Rickeh. He should've done the Oscars. Give the Smith's something concrete to cry about.
George Carlin style of humor is similar
This man, always puts a Big Smile on my face, Thankyou, Sir Ricky. 🏴✌️
Hate people that ‘give’ donations on your behalf to absolve their own conscience and self esteem. If you want to donate just donate - don’t tie it to someone else’s present. How tacky.
I hate receiving gifts. When the dreaded bday comes up, i ask to give donation for me. Everybody's happy. Or so I thought until just now.
I guess i am tacky because I've given a few gifts to charity on behalf of friends to reciprocate. Am blessed with non tacky friends since not one of them ever complained about it.
Thanks all for pointing me in another direction on this. Ooops live and learn 🤷
I love when people gift me with a donation on my behalf. I don't need another soap and glory set or gift card.... but the family that receives the donation benefits so much more from that decision. If that makes me tacky in your eyes, I'm pretty happy with that.
Point is bring those hungry people where food grows and give them work for that food
@@avalerie4467 Yup, you’re definitely tacky.
@@avalerie4467 Not at all! It's all in how you look at it. Rather than giving gifts to people that are living more privileged lives, you gave them the satisfaction that someone underprivileged has been given something to help them improve their lives, instead of saddling them with some dust-collecter or another Xmas sweater. A rich man annoyed that another rich person gave the gift to a poor person instead of him is the tacky thing, when you think about it.
I know it's a comedy bit but when he mentioned the abandoned pets my blood started to boil. You know how many cats we have? Seven. You know how many cats we decided to go out and get? Zero. Six of them were just abandoned in the neighborhood. The seventh I found as a kitten one night driving around when I saw her next to another kitten that was kicking and thrashing around because someone had run it over and just kept going. It was thankfully dead by the time I got our of my car, so I put the dead one in a bag to bury and grabbed the other one so she wouldn't be hit. People treat them like objects and it makes me ill.
Irrelevant
Thank you sir
@@AirPurse
Cold
@@AirPurse Couldn't agree more keep up the good work
@collycubing6338 very relevant, it's literally brought up in the video are you dumb?
You just meet my actual humor! And that actually doesn’t happen often! So Thanks!
Go play with it. Quick ! Fiendishly brilliant.
"Like Roots in reverse" hahahaha 😂
Exactly!
"Roots in reverse" Lmao
So... Karl was right? The original version from XFM with Ricky's and Steven's critical commentary was much more hilarious. And that's saying a lot.
Dark sense of humor is like a food on the table- not every one gets it
National treasure 😅
He's just brilliant.
I like how Ricky just got all his material from Karl Pilkingtons brain.
All the good ones are from Karl, the only ones that are from Ricky are dark ones that aren't even funny. He's just really weird and has gotten weirder
@@ararune3734 He's brilliant
@@ararune3734 ok mate
@@ararune3734you need a hug, no I mean hanging…
Absolute nonsense. Karl is brilliant but he would NEVER be famous without Ricky. Ricky was, is and always would be famous without Karl.
I remember when Karl Pilkington almost word-for-word said that bit about no one winning from the goat donation.
Ricky is the best. Love from Finland
Omg, he's so good
At the end 😂🤣😭💀💀 whoa whoa whoa ricky no
Do I know what you mean!
At a time when I had hardly any money, I bought really nice chocolates for a friend and gave them to him. I would have loved to have them myself. After Christmas I asked him what the chocolate had been like, and he told me that he had given all his Christmas presents away to the homeless. I should have kept the chocolate for myself!
But you do have very nice friends.
Wow...that is a shity thing to do...
"Donating" something that you got for free as a gift..
This is wrong on so many levels
Actually I am aware of the implications.
I had given the gift and so it was my friend's to do with it as he pleased.
Still, there was this little voice of... envy?
@@blauemadeleine Never gift something gifted. Pretty much like an unwritten "law" as in common sense.
Gifting is something personal. From someone to someone. Exceptions be done only in very special cases.
_(e.g.: passing on family heirlooms, [immediate] emergency/deppendency/requirement, [...] )_
Ricky has a way of holding a mirror up to our dark psyches that we don't want to see.
brilliant !!
This man will save comedy, bring back humor, and is definitely going to sit next to me on the ride to hell....
3:24 press f for the poor person who tried to start a round of applause
This was Karl Pilkington's idea/joke
He’s running out of ideas
@@mrSam3ooo this is an old video
except karl was being serious and ricky was being absurd
Its even better coming from Karl. His mind is a goldmine for Ricky.
1:45 Credit to Karl Pilkington for that joke
Ricky gave Karl his career. I’m sure he won’t mind him using a joke he made. Also, Ricky probably discussed it with him lol
That bit at the end 😬😬
When he says "What?", he actually looks like Grealish
So funny ....it was almost as good as when Karl said it 😂👌
Oh my god I just realised this bit is taken directly from the Ricky gervais show.
Thats why im the favorite child
Hedgehog goulash Watson lol
BIG OOOOOF
I thought he'd say she died of hypothermia
Why
@@rapidfart9579 I don't remember why I typed this
@@rapidfart9579 or typing it at all
@@everythingissalad2969 are you the old lady he was talking about at the end?
The goat got deported
I hope he paid Pilkington for that one.
your a gass, tho drinking export fosters ?? gasp lol
His jokes are sometimes shocking - but they are jokes - that’s all, just jokes!
The charity joke is from Seinfeld.
Im teachimg you how to love
The goat bit is pretty much what karl said about it on their pod cast...
Anyone still watching in 2022
Still funny but I do prefer Karl Pilkington’s version
Reminds me of a South Park episode...lol.
Fosters......wtf. Guess he doesn't like beer.
Hahaha!
At a time when all and everything is woke and pc, Ricky is the light at the end of the tunnel :)
.
A puppy is not just for christmas,
if you slice it thinly enough, it will last into the new year.
A dog is for life, or as they say in North Korea and parts of Alabama 'A dog is for dinner'
The funniest atheist in the universe!
Since Carlin passed.
This dude is the real-life version of Reddit, toxic, I love it.
excatly what i was thinking ....the fact the he is a atheist helps him always speak the real reality
I think what makes him better than the average redditor is that he isn't anonymous. He's out there making the humor we all like but don't say it.
That's giving redditors way too much credit
based
Yeah except Ricky is actually intelligent and reasonably popular 😅
written by karl pilkington lol
from the word death i can hear lesser laugh voices... thank you people
I told u
What comes first ; Ricky or Southpark ?
They have so many goats in Africa they can't actually look after (or even slaughter) them all.
Aids shouldn't affect you. 🐐: "it shouldn't...
Goat routine was copied from pilkington
Your friends could have at least thrown in a pair of socks 🧦
Karl Pilkington .... 🤔
Because im the only child
People shocked by the end, Ricky knows what goes on in UK. It's not pretty its darker than his jokes. He's trying to bring awareness. He's a teacher waking people up.
unironically stealing jokes from karl😂
He's just stolen a conversation from Karl Pilkington and fleshed it out 🤣
All these comments saying 'it's Karl Pilkington's joke!'. Yea like you can't actually sit down and think of a joke like that yourself? Even though he might have heard it from there, that doesn't mean it is. The audacity to say 'he was the one to make this joke first'.... we have billions of people in the world guys. There's also jokes being spontaneously made up on the fly, off radio and camera. Believe it or not.
I would say he probably did adapt it from Karl's initial comment but so what? Even the best writers, poets, artists, etc use others work as inspiration and have done for centuries
Pretty sure Ricky wasn’t in complete agreement when Karl said all this about the goats first lol.
As Ricky would prefer I say, “I found that last bit offensive”. But he knew we would. Uf da. That one was absurd but a bit nauseating.
He should credit Pilkington with this one
They wrote this lol
@@jacobunofficial1146 both of them?
@@Alphae21 They worked on various projects together.
When are u guna please ur only child
She likes my masculine
Homophobic, racist, misogynistic, paedophobic, papaphobic, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic - and likely lots more but thank you, non-existent god, for giving us Ricky Gervais, and making us laugh and think.
Half of Ricky’s stand up is taken from Karl’s drivel. Just goes to show how much an unconventional genius Karl actually is.
To all the wankers saying he stole the jokes off Karl Pilkington just know this, Ricky would be famous without Karl. Karl would NEVER be famous without Ricky.
Ahh he stole Karl Pilkington'a joke.
He stole this from Karl Pilkington. Pilkington created this joke back in XFM.
Who cares?
Seeing as they’re friends, he probably just asked if he could use it rather than “steal” it.
@@edkes123 I'm sure Karl wouldn't care one way or another. To him, it's probably not even a joke.
stolen from Karl Pilkington.
Hopefully karl got some $$$$
Ricky got s
Karl pilkington joke….
The only comedian i find funny. To many other just tries to hard and the only way they can be funny is to use others in their jokes. Ricky is at least original.
I noticed many of these jokes are from Robin Williams. 👎
Robin Williams was known for stealing jokes too, however like norm said there's no original jokes just people delivering them in there style or something like that
People think dogs stop being cute? What kinda psychedelics are those people on?
It's children. Kids are stupid
Ripped off from kp
Stolen from Karl pilkington.
Fake
he is a bit of a shallow person really, isn't he
So many times Ricky has stolen Karl Pilkington’s lines. No wonder neither Karl nor Steve moved on.
He stole it from Karl pilkington
Ok, that joke at the end about the old lady... that's not ok.
You are correct it is not OK but I did have a chuckle!!!
Everything is okay.
Nothing is ok nowadays
proves that karl pilkington is scripted and just an act.