Relax with Cap'n Carder | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2019
- You find yourself in Cardboard Town visiting Captain Carder of the Corrugated Cardboard Confederation in his corrugated cardboard cottage of copious calming and comfort. He plays a little Cardello then follows up with a few items to help you relax and possibly sleep.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Розваги
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Once more my escape route from Arkham Sanitarium had proven successful. Seeking an environment other than the concrete walls that entrapped me within the clamping jaws of the sanitarium, I allowed my legs to carry me in a seemingly random direction; my mind too worn down to function normally. Lights in the distance beckoned me towards a small, odd looking village. Everything seemed to be comprised of cardboard, from the walls of the houses, to the bushes adorning such walls. This stark change from the towering colossus of the sanitariums grasp was sufficient, and i carried myself along.
Approacing a house with its cardboard door ajar, my ears grasped onto the sounds of music flowing gently from the home of a kindly stranger, who I came to know as "Cap'n Carder." The kindly man, adorned in cardboard glasses and a cardboard hat, played an insturment he called the Cardello. A truly strange man, yet one who was willing to assist me in banishing the exhaustion from my feeble mind. I had yet again found refuge in the kindness of a strange stranger.
We really need a book about the inner workings and escape of (the youtube view) a person from the sanitarium
And it occurs to you that one rainy day would be all it takes to wash this man's life work away
*instrument
We need some back up prisoner {redacted} has escaped all personal be on look out.
Nice job, really good writing
This new Nintendo Labo Set looks pretty cool.
I was going to say the same xd
You beat me to it .👏
This makes me yearn for a Captain Carder Constructs a Interactive Cardboard Creation video, in which he either builds a Labo set (w/o the game's sounds) or messes around with an already made set as if it were an artifact or something.
@@n1mbo496 its XD
I was just about to comment that LOL
Virgin Asmrtist: Release video at night to get all the views
Chad Rift: Release video at 8 in the morning to tell everyone to go back to sleep thus destroying the infrastructure based around a decent wake up and work schedule.
Actually I believe he's from Pennsylvania so the time would be around 10 am for him, 8 am for you so ce your not on the east coast
Timezones are a fun time lol
Cease the means of production
He is truly a Chad
Pancek nigga it’s so fucking simple how do you not understand the joke???
Teachers: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: Captain Carder of the Corrugated Cardboard Confederation
_Hell yeah, Cap'n. You kill those Ephemeral Riffs_
Damn, that's one sick riff...
But I still need the John Wick ASMR
*foreboding*
@@deltaduxdan816 Are you a JoJo's reference?
@@AAAAAA-tv9wg yes.
@deltaduxdan Are you a Papa Jojo reference?
We definitely need a John Wick asmr vid!
Some people wake in the morning to go to mass, some wake for breakfast. I wake to watch Uncle E.R tap on a cardboard banjo on a calm Saturday morning.
That's not a banjo! Do you know how I can tell? Uncle E's instrument is actually in tune 🤣 (I am a banjo picker)
Drunk On Banjo lol
actually, that’s a Cardello...
Papa chael that's a cardello you uncultured swine
I am......I am......I am a Heathen.
The hurt and confusion in his eyes when you ask to touch his hat 😔
I'm going to cry. I looked up the original video the other day to listen to the cardello part over and over again. I almost tweeted you to say I missed Captain. And then you do this. Your mind reading capabilities have thwarted me yet again.
As a tried & true member of The Corrugated Cardboard Confederation I am so thrilled to see Captain Carder today. Cardboard Tingles, nice.
Honey the man across the street has again made everything out of cardboard
LAMP
Now do Relax with Cap'n Crunch. We must have the Cerealistic ASMR.
No just no
oops! all tingles
Makes me wish for yet another Captain Coco Crinklepop video.
No.
No.
can we expect to see this on spotify?
L. M.J most probably actually, because he does upload his asmr to Spotify
@Tobi Bb maybe he did or maybe he didn't cause uncle rift does upload asmr to spotify
r/whoosh
@Tobi Bb you must be pretty dense if you weren't able to get the joke, I was just playing along with it
jacob There was absolutely no hate just misunderstandings, yet you still call people Retarded.
Actually all the staff: Here listen to the sounds of these ancient and powerful artifacts that are dangerous and probably evil
Cardboard Confederacy Guy: You want to see my hat, I don't know.
A 646 p
@Belvedere Jehoshaphat Honeycutt Wouldn't be surprised since they installed the glass revolving door last tuesday
@Belvedere Jehoshaphat Honeycutt You forgot the Illuminati, they're in it as well
idk about you but that smoke on the water cover was fantastic
1:24 Such beautiful lyrics brings a tear to my eye
“Mom, where is dad?”
“Oh he’s whispering to a camera in the basement in his fort”
I think the video has a better resolution on a cardphone. Unfortunately, I can not afford such a luxury.
I hear the screen can run a smooth 3-layer strip of cardboard.
I love your passion and commitment to cardboard - the superior man made product. You've convinced me to buy beachside cardboard condos!
You're really playing out that C chord.
More like c board
Howard M. Burgers a few G7s too lol
nice.
This is how I imagine americans live while paying for student loans
Not enough instant ramen cups lying around
59$
Shilop Namreg And the bottled water with juice pouch singles.
That’s a banger
you only gotta pay for those if you're a tool who goes to college. trade schools and technical schools are all you need to get a decent living doing honest work.
Is that a Fender? I had a vintage cardbortar that was destroyed in the Catrina flood, so I'm in the market for a new Cardello.
Sub To PEWDIEPIE I'm not an expert by any means but that looks like a [DO NOT BEND]er Stratocarder.
perhaps a telecarder?
0:17 When you're trying to hint at getting a guitar.
You are one of the most original characters in ASMR and every movie on your channel is real gold.
Just woke up for the day.. then you come on and say not yet 😆
Same!
Being awake is... Muda! Muda! MUDA!
Cardboard is better than plastic.
Cardboard is really quite fantastic.
It's better than tinfoil and steel
Hey wamuu,what’s up
Just to throw it out there: I would love to see a Cardboard Town followup sometime. Other than Beaking, bottlecaps, and your clipboard/questionaires, the taps and sounds of cardboard really do the job for me. This was so good.
Am geologist can confirm that the trapezoid of tranquility is a tranquil trapezoid
Finally another one!
Next video: capn carder rebuilds his house in the rain
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Nap time has commenced.
You really missed an opportunity for the Rhombus of Relaxation
On one hand you have people (women) making videos of licking your ear or maybe whispering in your ear and getting millions of views
And then you have this. This my friend is Art, in its purest form.
Doctor Wallace You call this art? It’s well beyond art at this point. It’s everything pure in the universe manifested into a singular video.
Can't wait for your 4/20 special, E.R!
Man... this guy's awesome, he sits in front of a screen for an entire hour or longer just to relax and calm his viewers. He comes up with these crazy ideas to brighten the moods of others watching the video and add some humor too. It's incredible how I didn't realize how much I appreciate this dude and what he's doing until I suddenly just had enough of not saying anything. Thank you so much Ephemeral Rift, keep up the "card" work!
Duct tape Dynasty should be your next group from post apocalyptique Canada who just want to bring everyoone together and see no need for the war
Captain Carder has got all the best Ephemeral Riffs
Endermage77 out.
I can never tell if ER is a actual asmr channel or just spoofing of the genre 😂
Either way hes a genius a what he does
Where is the clock that runs backwards ??
Huh.
Just realized that
Cardboard is better than plastic
Cardboard is really quite fantastic
And it makes soothing sounds but then again almost anything rift slowly taps is soothing
cardboard ain't gonna destroy the ocean
that makes me quite a big fan
It's made out of paper though
Make sure you palm mute correctly when you play your riffs
I fell asleep to a guy wearing a box on his head. Playing with a cardboard cut out of a guitar. Singing a whisper toon to me. While continuously looking me in the eye.
Thank you UA-cam, for this wonderful nights sleep.
I love how “odd” your videos are there so relaxing and entertaining!!
Almost expected real guitar sounds from the cardboard one, layered in
Lol imagine a dude trying to rob his house and walks in to see a guy wearing cardboard gear, playing a cardboard guitar and whispering into a camera 😂
"Just in the middle of writing a new song"? Don't you mean: "Currently composing a concerto"? Looks like Captain Carder really sold out. Probably pronounces "circle" like "surkel" now
How... how do you pronounce circle NOT like 'sircul'?
@@oof8841 The way God intended: "kurkel"
@@encey-poo5190 yes, The Everything Man tought us that. Of course, the ban on knowledge probably stopped him from knowing that. And Capn Carder probably didn't know that either.
Every time i come back to this video I look for this comment, it kills me everytime
Looking like the cover of Phalanx on SNES I love this man :)
ASMR Gaming News I was waiting for this comment!
ER: "To get me out of this small cardboard town"
Me, confused and finally looking at the background: [WHEEZE]
I absolutely loved the cardello playing the first time around, oh how it’s been too long
Cardboard is better than plastic
Cardboard is quote fantastic
thinking of it makes me extatic
Yesss! Thank you Rift for another awesome video. You're amazing ideas never cease to amaze me.
E.R you never cease to amaze. Another incredible upload. I cannot stop the tingles. Literally every different "chord" sends me over the edge.
I like how youtube decides to give me the quietest adds ONLY when Im watching these
They are getting ready to start bumping these jams in the club
The earliest I’ve ever seen a new video posted! Gotta love Australian time difference 😅
Thanks for the great frequent posting Rift!
This was uploaded on my birthday. Thank you, Uncle E. What an amazing birthday present. And your song is an absolute bop!
"They fall asleep right in that cardboard chair"
Wait cardboard ._ .
*Wobbling intensifies* °^°
We have the flat Earth society
Tinfoil hat society.
But then the Cardboard nation attacked.
Your missing one.
Hate to be that guy but
Cardboard confederacy*
How do I change my username guys help acshually that would be the corrugated cardboard confederashy
God I love this channel. Every time I think he couldn’t think of anything weirder and original he pulls out something like this.
Rift is the one person who would make cracking open a cold one with a cardboard cutout cool.
I really love your Cap'n Carder videos and hope to see more of them in the future~. Keep up the great and hilarious work~.
love the cardboard sounds!
Love the cardello it gives off cardboard vibes with ER ❤
@Ephemeral Rift I've been a subscriber to your UA-cam channel for about a year now. I really enjoy watching your videos. Your ASMR videos help me relax and forget about my chronic pain. I have 2 chronic lower back pain conditions, Lumbar Spinal Stenosis and Degenerative Disc Disease and Osteoarthritis in both of my knees and in my hips. I can't sleep most nights because of my chronic pain so I binge watch your videos. Binge watching your videos helps me get through the sleepless nights and helps me forget about my pain. Thank you for making your videos, I really appreciate it.
Nice to see you again, Captain!
I love how creative you are! You are definitely an inspiration for me starting my channel. The camera quality is amazing and your videos are so addictive and fun to watch. Thanks for sharing!
You are my favorite asmrist because your videos never have the obnoxious ads in the middle of them
The cardboard lamp really ties the room together
Tapping the square of squarenity and repeating cardboard was fucking magic.
so unique and relaxing, truly blown away
As I've said before......your ideas and creations seem limitless. Thanks for another great one!
It's really good to hear some actual good music and not all the stuff that's on the radio all the time. :)
Glad I found someone who appreciates the true nature of msuci.
I missed this character so much, just a couple days ago i was thinking how much i wanted a new video from captain carder
WHAT I just had a dream about you playing the cardboard guitar, and I haven’t even seen this video yet
I’ve been waiting for a new vid. This one video every two days is harmful to my sleep schedule
U deserve wayyyyyy more subs for all the time you put in to Making these videos!!
The guitar playing really sets the mood
Awww I love this, so imaginative and tingly, thank you~~~
Lol I spent the first few minutes and never noticed not only was the guitar glasses and hat but the background how did I not notice the background
Love the vids, best asmr channel by far
This is why I love er's videos
Starts video with tapping.. instant tingles
Love when you have ideas like this♡
I just wole up so i guess ima go back to sleep👌😂
Hahahah lame dead joke
Me:*Asleep*
Phone:*DING*
Me:*WOKE*
ME:Sees notification
Plays the video like 5 mins
Back asleep
10 mins during video: *Sees the light in sleep* "It's just a prank bro, I ain't going back yet!"
Memes are fucking retarded.
😂i love that that's so cool how you could make stuff like that with just a bunch carboard
love the cardboard lamp
Tried to figure out how ER comes up with these idea. Brain got totally exhausted within few minutes. Got good sleep. Thank you ER. Very cool
We need a book about the whole story of you the viewer's escape from the sanitarium
Cardboard
Is better than
Plastic
Cardboard
Is really quite
fantastic
Such a quality unique video! 🙂
Man that capn carder sure does shred
nobody:
cap'n carder: it's kur • cull, not sir • kull
0:04 Play that funky music white boy
Oh yes, great time to relax :)
ER: Plastic _I sleep._
ER: Cardboard *_real shit?_*
I need to turn my volume to max for your asmr's GREAT
Just in time for my bed time ! Thanks ER
The Rhombus of Relaxation would've been a good name for one of the shapes as well
Rift is the only dude doing this type of shit and I’m here for all of it!
Yay more Carder haven’t seen him in a long time