Relax with Patient 0000047 | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 28 лип 2024
- Professor Clemmons performs an experiment consisting of various treatment methods on Patient 0000047 at Arkham Sanitarium.
New here to the Arkham Sanitarium/ Rift World lore? You can read more at my website: ephemeralrift.com/2018/09/23/...
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR? Why, I'm glad you asked!
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Best wishes,
E.R.
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This is how I look watching my hot pockets in the microwave
And your profile picture is how your hot pockets look back at you.
Both of these comments are complete gold
Sharktopus I second that
@@coopercan too me, that's the face I make when I don't let the hot pockets cool before taking a bite.
So is Elmo in hell or is he the hot pocket?
Asmrtists : asmr is not weird
Also asmrtists : 17:00
I wish I had one, they look fun.
🤣
17:00 to 20:38
shon Tamir 😂😂😂
To be honest...
Weird is never *good.*
But sometimes it's *GREAT*
Your videos are like a mix between asmr and scp files
At this point, i think Rift is an SCP and his "Wife" and "Son" are really scientists who help contain him xD
AS(CP)MR
He does draw inspiration from the SCP universe for some of his videos and his own riftworld
Sleep Containment Protocol
He did do SCP 049 asmr
he looks on the brink of tears and boy i sure can relate
@random all mannequins can feel, duh
thomas the triggered engine if cermit was a human, this would be him
I havent closed my eyes since 1998
if i was camera shy i would not stare at a camera for nearly a full hour with no movement whatsoever, id probably fucking drop dead if i had to stare at someone ive never met like that.
...unless he’s already dead?
🗿🗿🗿
Clothing store owner: Has anyone seen my mannequins?
Ephemeral rift:
Your comment deserves to be waaaayyy up there😂😂😂
ER:😳😬
If so those eyes are wacked
Well yes but actually no
Hels captive by two kitsunes
Sorulay is so good
Nobody:
Patient number 0000047: 🗿
😂😂😂😂
Tjebbe Cnossen if i could reward you with a medal that said "funniest stupid comment" i would
😂 *touche*
I swear if that thing blinks I'm gonna chuck my phone at the wall
Deathly Wishes that’s actually a good comment
Yeis
*blinks*
@@generalraven9804 *SCREAMS IN SPANISH*
What if it blinks when YOU blink?
Hello patient 0000047. Hows the bar code on the back on your head?
Exactly what I was thinking
Your Medic Achievement profile picture fits so well with the video. Also, how do you record Tf2??
Omar Garcia use OBS or bandicam
*Reads this comment in Diana's voice*
HITMAN IS THAT YOU
I'm still wondering what i did wrong in my life to end up watching someone tap a mannequin's head with a plastic chicken
You know exactly what you did
You did everything absolutely right
Its not bcs what u did it's bcs u did nothing
I laughed so hard at this
justanotheritaliancook I really care about your feelings about this comment and I’m not being sarcastic at all
imagine if at the very end of the video he blinked
No
I don't want to
How does one blink with no eyelids?
@@Ceciless_Watcher... that's not how long the video goes on
@@timmyg8888 that's... the joke.
Hitman: Agent 0000047 is less of a catchy title lol😂😂😂
Ello I am callin from de bank
Maybe his rival is agent 42:42
@@RubenDiasMasterclass XD
How'd you get Mark Zuckergurg in a video!?
He caught him at low batteries
@@a.l2025 And stuck him in the freezer 😆
Lured him in with smoked meats
Jacobious Motosickous eh the factory has A LOT of them
*_Z U C C_*
E.R. you should have a file clerk in the bowels of arkham going through some old documents and redacting certain info. The "File Clerk" could be a new character and instead of you explaining the world you could have the File Clerk explain it through context of the files.
Well, that's like, Your Opinion, man.
@@endermage77 bruuuuh
Good idea that would be really cool
Yes!!! That would be so cool!!!!!
Time Stamps for Fellow Patients
Preliminary Measures
0:00 Taking down observations of 47
3:15 Listening to 47's brain
Treatment begins
4:06 TRS stimulation (tapping, rubbing, and scratching)
8:54 Assisted arm movements
10:25 Assisted TRS stimulation on patient's self
13:22 Cutting mat treatment
15:44 Petroleum-based, flightless, featherless land fowl treatment
20:41 Plastic wrap treatment
23:48 Stethoscope brain check
24:25 Lemon treatment
26:54 Stiff bristle stimulation
28:58 Latex glove stimulation
32:54 Brushing treatment
35:15 Near-ear candling
37:38 Oil massage
Red Banana is done
39:50 Final stethoscope check
40:28 Summary notes
15:44 is beating a cock and beating someone with that cock
Petroleum based flightless featherless land fowl is another work for a cock i guess
The dedication
Thanx
Could you do an scp reading for the horror bois?
This, but instead it's a file clerk in the bowels of arkham going through some old documents and redacting certain info. The "File Clerk" could be a new character and instead of E.R. explaining the world he could have the File Clerk explain it through context of the files.
Boi hes done a scp one
Imagine if he did femur breaker ambient sounds
Essentially
"Could you do a Volgun SCP video as ASMR"?
D-boi asmr?
this subject is rather handsome... that beautiful gaze makes him a heartthrob
sly lmao
doki doki
You Sly Devil 😛
A Dick throb
hypnotizes and scares at the same time 😍 wonderful work as always!
My cock is still sore, bruh
Hey girl, are you Nyarlathotep? Cause this video is making my skin crawl.
How to fm'latghor h' yogor
Underrated...both of you
pick up line 10/10 would let elder gods possess my body
Doccium why stop there, E.R. showed us how to get possessed by satan
Me: this is kinda scary...
Mannequin: I know right?
Me: what?!
Mannequin: *...*
How am I meant to fall asleep when every time I open my eyes I see a bald Draco Malfoy staring at me 🌝
_Oh god that IS Draco, isn’t it_
Don’t open your eyes😈
🤣🤣
He protec
He attac
But most importantly,
That patient looks high as Facc
XD
請找我pls find me just as all patients should be
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He look like gaddamn egg
It fucking does hahahahaha
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He always stares back
Good luck 47, I will leave you to prepare.
Me: nothing
My sleep paralysis demon starimg at me from the end of my bed: 👀
It’s amazing how much Rift has changed over the years. I remember his Disney Land chocolates taste test video and now we’re here with the “nothing man” video. He’s really grown in remarkable ways and I almost feel like I’m in some sort of social experiment video.
Keep up the amazing and most creative ASMR work on UA-cam, ER!
Legend has it that if you stare at him for long enough your soul gets sent to satan.
Welp, i already sold my soul to him like 3 years back for tingles, so no real issue there
@@AhNoWiC I thought you sold it for Pringles.... Don't do it.
I have no soul.
@@dianheart2243 Nobody does lol
@@AhNoWiC How are you gonna get outta debt?
All of Australia just fell asleep right now
XD
Australia’s not real
@@ConvD59 like Canada? I've heard people say Canada isn't real either.
Oh, my yeet. what’s Australia
Dontcherknow the planet just ends at the borders of the U.S.A. and Hawaiii is actually the moon
that man is looking intently into my soul and I feel that
Us: Oh cool, mannequin asmr
0000047: *Ava Maria plays intensely on repeat.*
Zombie if its not a blood money reference then i would go with a gymnopedie rather than ave maria
@Zombie blood money all the way
Perfect timing!! On the strike of midnight for me in Australia! Time to sleep now 🤩😴
Eyyy, same here mate
2am here across the ditch.
Straya gang
QLD QLD QLD
10pm west straya time
Honestly, if I saw that damn thing in my living room, I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain.
Really liked the head/shoulder massage along with tapping & scratching. Patient 0000047's hollow head made great echo sounds. Thanks e.r.!!! :)
Wow such great acting! He doesn't blink at all!
Me: *trying to sleep*
My brain: sHorT LivED CrAcK.
Umm doctor. I think you should inform the guard to check on patient 2359990, he's not around anymore i think he might have escaped or something
Oh, no need to worry. I heard him in 013265's cell about an hour ago. It's probably just another breakout attempt.
@@ameme8277 ohh i see. Btw lol did u heard about patient 45990? He swallowed his fork again lol, thank god patient 3499220 was there to help him out
Guys i need some help patient 1663829 if attacking ppl with a spoon again hes badly injured patient 28181993....😰
Don’t worry, I gave him an anesthetic, he’s out cold now. I actually also heard that patient 056479269 tried to figure out what everything tastes like, so she licked practically everything in the Sanitarium without disturbing anyone or without anyone noticing. I feel like you should run some more tests on her.
That's cool and all, but I heard patient -16 doesn't support gay rights
When he taps his own head...I melt.
Love the tappy taps
Oh my god the glove and candle sounds were heavenly, please do more of those if you can x
Why you do my man mr.clean like that bro
Ephemeral Rift you are literally on my top 10 asmr channels. If it was not for FredsVoice Asmr, ASMR Cherry Crush,Grace V and yourself I would not have been inspired to pursue asmr as a hobby.
I dropped a sub keep up the gd work
Someone: *listens to ASMR Cherry Crush*
Me: Ah yes, a man of culture
Most subtle and unnoticeable form of self promotion I have ever seen, but I, see through your lies
@@joebhoy77 Really appreciate it.
LEGEND has it that if your stare at this man long enough, you will gain powers beyond imagination
Omg I gained so much power. That it made my dad disappear..
😭
It's either powers or Satan
He has become more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of. If you strike him down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
I dunno, I think I’ve always been able to repel people away from me with my mind? I don’t think it’s a new thing.
This is what shaggy did to be so powerful
I have not been able to sleep all night, I hope this relaxes me and helps me sleep :)
Hey I love your videos and just wanted to ask if you could do another Corvus video or another scp 049
But overall all of your videos are great and put me to sleep even in the middle of the day!!
"Okay. Staring contest. GO!" 0:01
So now we know how Agent 47 relaxes
It's looking directly into my soul.
It's about time Agent 47 had some relaxation in his life.
I just woke up and now it’s time to go back to sleep I guess
Hibernation mode activate!
It's like every fourth wall break in a cartoon as they wait for you to answer the question
I have suffered from tingle immunity for almost 2 years now... You have cured me.
0:00 - Intake form for patient 0000047.
3:18 - Using stethoscope.
4:07 - Head tapping treatment.
8:05 - Agressive shoulder massage.
8:55 - Arm excercises, (hand movements).
10:25 - Patient taps on own head.
13:20 - Cutting mat treatment.
15:43 - Rubber chicken treatment.
20:40 - Peculiar Plastic Pouch Procedure.
23:40 - Rechecking patients brain waves.
24:27 - Lemon treatment.
26:52 - Polishing that bald head. (Hard brush).
29:00 - Latex glove treatment.
32:45 - Painting your head. (Soft brush).
35:10 - Candle treatment.
37:40 - Scalp massage.
39:45 - Checking brain function.
40:20 - Release form conpleted.
So Agent 47 is doing ASMR after his retirement...
Fact of the day: UA-cam is 70% of my phones battery usage in the last 10 days, and youtube is only on for rift videos while I relax and sleep. Rift videos are on for up to 16 hours a day, all week. This man is the reason I don’t snap from the stress of trying to make a living in Canada.
What's Canada?
finally a video concentrated on different sounds!
This guy will win the longest stare battle
You'll never get me to talk.... pulls out rubber chicken.... noooooo
With those eyes, just with seeing him I can feel him crawling in my soul
Despite how unsettling the blank face of Patient 0000047 is due to their time locked stasis, I got the best tingles and felt like the Prof was massaging my head. Very nice. Thanks Professor Clemmons!
Is that the infamous assassin, Agent 47?
Nah it’s his cousin
Agent 0000047
Nah he's too cheerful
Your all gonna die, he’s coming for you...
👁👄👁
It's 16:00 here in The Netherlands but I could use a quick nap before dinner. Thanks for this ER
nandodb2000 hallo medelander op het internet
@@bennygokgoye3974 gegroet Landgenoot
Zeg hallo mede nederlander!!!!
Oh man! The lemon treatment got me goooood!
I’m glad the patient was happy to oblige
Agent 47, your mission is to go undercover as a patient at the Arkham Sanitarium and eliminate all targets in the area.
Good luck, 47.
Me: Doctor, my head is itchy. Can you scratch my head for me?
Dr Clemmons: Just wait...
19:52
Chicken: Ah shit, here we go again
Me whenever I experience existential crisis. Berry is so relatable.
im really digging the ponytail in the back daddy rift
Jesus he’s staring at me so intensely like BLINK PLEASE!
It’d be better if it didn’t blink o_o
He blinks when you blink that's why you can't see him blinking
Happy Boi “it” is a living person and currently holds the record for the most time with his eyes open
Cue captain america clip
@@goncalosousa8942 it also takes a step closer to you when you blink...
He stares into your soul whilst getting his head massaged.
That cutting map just sent me to heaven
i only watch ur asmr videos, pls never stop making them.
lemme get his hands
That poor handsome young man is shell shocked!
this is scarily tinglingly
I'm legit in the hospital while I watch this!
What actually might be cool is if the mannequin winks at you at the end just after he leaves
I Swear if this thing blinks I’m don I’m locking my door and hiding in the corner with a weapon
i absolutely love your videos ❤️
Never miss a video from ephemeral rift plz
i was about three minutes in when i went to roll-over in bed and accidentally tapped ahead.
i landed at 15:59.
Agent 47 if you're a hostage, wink your right eye in the next video.
He’s just standing there... menacingly!
SO CREEPY I LOVE IT
Next up is the weed man. Portrayer of only the highest quality garden weeds
Yes “Garden Weeds”.......
Hehe.. “highest” quality
Next is the seed man
And he will plant his seed in you
"Got some dandelion here, and this is so useful. You can eat the leaves, brew the flower into a drink and best of all you can make wishes with the seeds!"
The best and tingliest part ♥♥♥ 09:00 (and a little bit awkward)😂✌ good job by the way!great video! Thank you☺
*clicks on video meant to help one sleep* "MODERN LIFE IS REALLY GOOD AT KEEPING US AWAKE" *after recovering my ability to hear,* Yeah, and so is that ad!
This is BEAUTIFUL
Good lord, I felt every touch on my own head. Whenever his fingers touched an eye, I swear I almost said ow, watch it asshole! Lol good times 👍👍
Will we ever get to see what happened to the patient that escaped? Not my idea but someone said something about them running into a journalist/cop who's into conspiracy theories but might be secretly working for the Professor
Also at 16:34 open another tab and play 'Drowning rubber chicken'
Unsettling to look at but really good to listen to.
The king of ASMR
Well I just woke up
ER: posts
Welp... imma sleep
Ah yes... a classic
even professional assassins needs some relaxation.
Hey I'm not sure if you've said it before but where do you get your masks? Is it just eBay and Amazon and stuff or is there some store that sells them with such high quality?
I like this ASMR idea. The doll gives a little hideousness to it, but it’s also kind of adorable at the same time lol.
Good evening 47, your mission is to travel to youtube and subscribe to *Uncle E* and experince *RELAXATION* keep up the good work. You deserve it 47 good luck -Diana
He's looking at me like i just stole his wife and ran over his cat all on the same day
**You will burn in hell for the sins you have committed on me and my family**
_Right after I figure out how to blink, my eyes are super dry_
With all due respect you are totally out of your mind and I love it Great ASMR
the sounds coming from the magic lab coat = ahhhhhhhhhhh
I think I'm going crazy, I swear I saw the puppet move😳
Well its apart of your brains functions, it's not really moving but if you believe that it will move, it will start moving when it never did, it's a fact
@@sharkwithnotoes3051 you sound like skeppy😂
@@luanik8kmg5 lol
I’ve just realised that it’s meant to be hitman 47?
Idk why but watching this at 2x changed the whole video but made it just like fast asmr
Every time I click on of your vids I feel like I'm transported deep into the scp universe lol