"What is your plan 47?" "distract someone who lives underground to bring him to the surface so they can't see the corpses I throw away then leave with the help of my alien friends."
"Yeah this really weird bald guy entered the building, did a bunch of climbing, then 40 minutes later the 2 richest guys at the party vanished, you think hes an assassin or kidnapper or?" "Nah probably just like a barber or something."
"i'm gonna beat hitman 3 like i'm actually getting away with murder!" _physically stops a target's personal guard from following him, and then the target mysteriously disappears right after_
Bald man spends an hour running around in restricted areas, crouching at random, opening doors from the side, and physically assaulting a guard while shouting "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU..." It could have been anyone.
While it obviously does rely on some in game mechanics, like people taking 5 seconds to realize their staring at a bald man crouching and staring at them, that guard could be stopped by just bumping into him.
This isn't a criticism of the video, just an observation: Most of these murders are actually all that foolproof IRL. The bodies would be found almost immediately because people would notice the victim had gone missing and start a search which would find the body very quickly because it's never very far from the place where they were killed. Then they would deduca that the victim had been poisoned/killed in some other way and a proper murder investigation would take place Even if the police wasn't brought in a lot of these bodies would be found anyways. Elevator shafts and skyscraper windows are regularly maintained and cleaned, shallow water less than 50 meters fron the victim's house isn't exactly a place where nobody would ever visit etc I'm not criticising the video, these places were probably the best option from the ones the game gives you. I'm just theorycrafting why they wouldn't work IRL for fun
The only one that this would work for is Dartmoor, given that they are in hiding, but that all depends on who they can hire and maybe they can get enough people who will search the water.
Also bodies float in water. And that makes them pretty visible. The only one I'd say has a good chance of actually not getting found would be Hush depending on how often maintenance happens on the sewers. It's a warm humid environment so decomposition could be quick enough that nobody would find the body while it's identifiable. Plus the title of the video overstates how hard it is to get away with crimes I think. 47 would realistically not get caught on a silent assassin run because nobody knows who he is and there's no personally identifying evidence. Bullets/casings can help build a case against a particular suspect but they're not much use starting from nothing.
I can already picture the CSI episode where they drag a victim out of the water, find the strange puncture wound and determine that the victim emptied their stomach prior to their death.
1:46 love the idea that continuously rubbing up against a body guard to separate him from the man he’s supposed to be guarding who then mysteriously disappears is the behaviour of someone trying to actually get away with murder
14:44 I remember knocking all targets out when I played it and then killing them to see what would happen, and Jiao just literally talks to 47 at that point, saying "Expertly done, 47." knowing he's listening.
Whenever I'm doing "realism" runs, I usually think about "what would they find" after I exit the mission. Including bullet casings, items 47 has touched (without gloves), blood, if they were bruised (blunt force weapons can leave black and blue marks), etc.
Funny thing is in Hitman: Blood Money, the end mission newspaper clipping would tell you how many shots you fired based on the number of casings were found.
Yup, unless accidents that no one cares about anymore a week later are considered getting away with it, at which point: That's just how a plot correct play through would go which would already answer the video title.
Yeah, also I bet it makes quite the thump when it hits, more if the elevator cabin is below the drop point. Also since bodies basically explode when falling from great heights, I'd bet in an hour or less people at the ground floor will be smelling the bits.
@@ERECTED_MONUMENT An elevator shaft at the top of a building like that probably wouldn't go all the way to the ground floor, so on top of all that, the impact would happen very loudly in the middle of the building. But, this is venturing into overthinking it territory. I was pointing out that the bottom of an elevator shaft is not a place where you can hide things because people regularly go there. Hiding a body at the bottom of an elevator shaft is like leaving it on the floor of a server room. The next technician on the scene will definitely see it.
i do think you would be allowed to pick up some things, like bananas to throw and pick back up. What, are they going to notice a missing banana and then rummage through every trash can to confirm non of the guards had just eaten it?
True, even some other items could be picked up for distractions and whatnot, as long as he left them back where he found them earlier. 47 doesn't have fingerprints, and even if he did he wears gloves in most situations.
That is impossible though. 1) only guards can put guns into storage. 2) Only awake guards can put guns into storage. 3) Even if you tried to be clever and knock out a guard, steal his gun, and have him be woken up, he'll just magically pull a new gun out of his donkey. Edit: ....................... Now that I've said it, I'm starting the chrono on when someone will use that knowledge to flood maps with infinite guns.
4:00 given how strong winds are at high altitude i'd wager theres a good chance of his body being blown off. Also idk if vultures/crows would fly that high up for a corpse.
A little bit of nitpicking about problems with the deaths: Dubai. Elevator: as mentioned by commenter exantiuse497, elevators are maintained on a regular basis and the body would be found immediately when the doors for the lowest floor are opened for maintenance. Balcony: would be found by a cleaning and maintainance team who would be tasked with the removal of sand damaged wall and glass panels. Not to mention if it gets eaten by vultures that you mentioned, whichever part was responsible for the body getting would have been unstuck by the vultures, leaving the body to slide and fall somewhere easily seen. Dartmoor. River: decomposing bodies will float due to gas build up, easily noticed unless specifically tied/held down by a heavy object. Berlin. impossible, simply impossible to keep anything hidden permanently as the handler of the agents you kill directly acknowledge you having done it, and in the case where they for some reason dont expect you doing it, decomposing bodies float in water. China. Computer room coolant: will be discovered during maintenance/disassembling of the facility once 47 causes the ICA to collapse. Sewer: sewer workers will find him during maintenance of the sewer system. The fact you escape the same way means there is an exit his body could end up at and found by a homeless. Mendoza. Lake: same reason as for the river at Dartmoor, decomposing bodies float in water and would be easily seen by anyone. Train. He talks to you straight after you inject him, you are already noticed by doing this ending strategy. Your best bet would be to kill him and throw out of the train carriage and then hope not a single member of security sees it.
Just going to point out, that if you do the core hacking objective in Chongqing, you would end up with a core meltdown, and that is a ticking time bomb. Once it explodes, everything evaporates. In Dubai the body imact with the elevator cart would have colateral effect, as considering that The Sceptre is a multi-floor skycraper, a body dropped from the highest floor down the elevator shaft would damage the cart, destroy the body and splat out blood everywhere, so I agree - it's not an elegant solution for getting away with an assassination. As for Carpathain Mountains, you literally detach all cars before confronting Edwards, so no one would check on what happened (unless the train driver decided to check on it). What I think he was aiming for, was basically making sure the bodies will not be found for as long as possible. Of course bodies would float on water, but forever, or for some time? I mean, I'm not really into this topic, but I think there were cases where a body was found underwater.
The Berlin mission is one of the best stealth missions I have ever played. I wish Hitman was more generous with the number of targets, it is very satisfying to kill them off one by one without anyone noticing you.
It is obvious very few Agent 47's hits have been completely unnoticed. If strangled body is found from closet on following day it is obvious 47 is not in risk of being caught as he is not there.
Your videos have only increased in quality since the start, cheers man I hope you keep making these high quality videos, I've been here since 200 subs and I'm staying forever.
Someone probably said this already but the operator for those guys in Berlin also knows you’re there and does a pretty decent job at deducing why they’re disappearing
0:17 You say that but I've had SA get voided because of guards detecting me during the cutscene that plays when exiting the mission with that helicopter.
Being honest here: that mission in Berlin was something else, congrats for finishing it Also, I don't know if you take your vievers's challenge ideas, but if you do, I came up with this challenge: Can you beat (any) Hitman without ever *looking* at the target? That means you cannot ever directly shoot, poison, stab, subdue or do anything that requires looking at your targets directly. I know some missions that can be done that way (thanks to you) like Dubai or Carpathian Mountains (The Train) but I'd love to see if that's possible for the whole game Oh, and forgot to mention: cutscenes are allowed since most of them forces you to look at your targets If you want, you can also ban your x-ray vision since you technically see your targets through walls
As impressive as this is, it's kinda funny that even still you aren't capable of going unnoticed, due to things as basic as "checking the security footage after the incident", or them deciding to interview the people who saw that weird guy in a suit shoving them around for an entire minute right before the person they were supposed to be guarding "mysteriously vanished".
First issue: First kill in Dubai would be found as the overwhelming stench emanating from on top of the lift would be so noticeable that people would notice Second issue: Alexa's body will be found in low tide or when she washes up on the shore by some poor passer-by Third issue: Again, Royce would be noticed if Royce floated up to the surface as the build up of gases in the lungs makes the body rise to the surface of the water Fourth issue: Sewage gets taken to sewage treatment plants. Even if the body is on the side path, when sewage is high, it will be taken to the plant in which the body will probably be found Fifth and sixth issue: Bodies float to the surface. Vidal will be found because the fish will not eat the body Seventh to seventeenth issue: BODIES FLOAT!!! So, in conclusion, whilst Agent 47 would not be caught ever as the water would remove any fingerprints, it would be clear there had been a murder (because if there is no water in the lungs it means that the person was killed before being thrown into the water as water can't get into lungs if the person doesn't breathe in) and he has broken a rule. The bodies would be found which he stated could not happen at the start of the video. Imagine reading this far
Imagine hiring aliens to extract you from an assassination mission. Like we're not going to advance humanity to an FTL state or provoke worldwide discussions with the revelation of alien life, we're just using them for murder, and they're chill with that.
People who are worried about finger prints, hair, skin etc being left behind are forgetting that 47 is made in a lab so he doesn’t have to worry about those things
@@vksasdgaming9472 Like I said in the reply on your other comment: We don't know and we'll never know as there's no need to explain if he has or not given that all his assassinations are accidents.
@@Unknown_Genius As there are nine people on this planet (from same Swiss extended family) naturally without fingerprints you can assume that 47 does not lack them. It would be as big identifier as lack of face would be.
@@vksasdgaming9472 Yeah, they're from one but we know about at least 5 extended families. Not to mention that those are due to a chromosome mutation, just add in all the cases due to mishandling of chemicals or removing them on purpose in certain ways to have them re-grown after about a month and you already got an impossibility to utilize them in any court.
The "bomb" from dartmoor isn't a bomb and doesn't produce any shrapnel. If it did though, the briefcase would not stop is or at least be torn apart a bit, resulting in not no but rather different evidence
For the train mission, surely because they’ve kidnapped you all the npc’s must know your there so actually you’d probably have to do a kill everyone run dumping their bodies of the side to be claimed by the snow
16:10 I was halfway there. I did guess that someone would see the bodies through the floor, but I didn't expect a bugged NPC stuck under the map, I expected the party goers to see them instead.
The biggest issue with it, is that guard radios in World Of Assassination trillogy are sabotaged, what means communication of guards on long distance is not possible.
Getting away with murder just means not having evidence of committing it or making the person do it, this makes the hush brain melting story mission work, you just require to murder a civilian, but it still lets you get away with it despite being there.
Fun fact: the custom 5mm uses caseless ammunition, so leaving bullet casings behind isn’t a problem. Although you could technically analyse the bullet to ID the gun it came from, as long as you only use it on targets, who’s body won’t be found ever you’ll be fine
@@anondimwit The HWK21 Pale is not silenced, no, but the one you can actually start with in your gear, the Custom 5mm and its variants, does have a suppressor.
I really think hiding spots that can look like accidental deaths would work really well, even if they found the body, it's hard to prove it was a murder.
Ah yes, _Silentest_ Assassin Suit Only. For Dubai, I kinda wondered why you didn't go for the "oops parachutes" method, until I remembered you have to -steal- "borrow" a keycard, _and sabotage a helicopter_ before they'll resort to the evac chutes...
I'm just going to say, that I think he just wanted for bodies to not be spotted for as long as possible, not forever. Eventually an investigation would be launched, uncovering where the victims were resting. Also, in Chongqing you could have just hacked the core and triggered the meltdown sequence. Eventually the core would have exploded, probably evaporating a part of Yuzhong district and then tracking down bodies would be impossible, since they turned into dust with the rest of the surroundings.
I haven’t finished the vid yet so I’m going to share this: in Berlin, I killed all ten guards before bc I thought it would be fun. Once I killed the tenth one, my game crashed😂😂😂😂. So I’m very interested into seeing your experience on this challenge. Great video btw🙌🏽
3:00 The epitome of sneakiness: That thing you do as a kid, where you tap the person's shoulder then run off like a gremlin in the other direction when they turn around? Foolproof (even though I was always caught instantly, but that's just proof that I'm not an assassin, officer)
Let's hope later on when those poisoned NPCs get their regular physical examinations, the doctors don't say "you must have breathed in *** which is a gaseous poison, apparently not by some leak but some kind of criminal... tell me the last time you wanted to throw up so I know when and where the crime took place"
5:10 This technically could still count as no evidence, because everyone would probably assume Alexa took the file out and just forgot to close the safe.
Getting abducted by aliens to avoid being prosecuted for murder is truly an expert strategy
Quack 🦆
Excelently done, 47... wherever you are...
Even Phoenix Wright couldn’t figure that one out
@@TinySpinyhe could but he’s a defense attorney….AND THIS BADGE PROVES IT!
@@Skullhawk13 “Your honor I would next like to summon to the stand, the very witness Mr. 47 claims to have been abducted by!”
"What is your plan 47?"
"distract someone who lives underground to bring him to the surface so they can't see the corpses I throw away then leave with the help of my alien friends."
"Expertly *fucking* done."
Can't believe the last obstacle in this was the goddamn moleman.
Quack 🦆
Just get the job done *47* 😒
WORLD'S
GREATEST
ASSASSIN.
1:41 ah yes, the pinnacle of stealth: bumping into a bodyguard to stall him
Bumping into people WILL delay them irl
@@arifhossain9751 It'll do more than just delay them.
Well techically he won't prove it and get fired for being very unprofessional
They're having that moment in the shopping aisle, trying and failing to get out of each others way
Think of it as that one thing friends always do when you dont know they are there : bumping the shoulder, going on the other side and maybe back again
"Yeah this really weird bald guy entered the building, did a bunch of climbing, then 40 minutes later the 2 richest guys at the party vanished, you think hes an assassin or kidnapper or?"
"Nah probably just like a barber or something."
the NPC in a nutshell:
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to commit the perfect crime you must distract the *underground corpse viewing man* and get abducted by aliens.
"Underground corpse viewing man" sounds like some kind of cryptid
I love how one of your final obstacles in berlin was the cryptid man who lived under the floors
Maybe the aliens put that guy under the map?
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"i'm gonna beat hitman 3 like i'm actually getting away with murder!" _physically stops a target's personal guard from following him, and then the target mysteriously disappears right after_
_no body no crime_
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Bald man spends an hour running around in restricted areas, crouching at random, opening doors from the side, and physically assaulting a guard while shouting "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU..."
It could have been anyone.
While it obviously does rely on some in game mechanics, like people taking 5 seconds to realize their staring at a bald man crouching and staring at them, that guard could be stopped by just bumping into him.
I was about to write the exact same comment :D
Playing by the rules so well that you get abducted by aliens instead of tapping out? Respect
This isn't a criticism of the video, just an observation: Most of these murders are actually all that foolproof IRL. The bodies would be found almost immediately because people would notice the victim had gone missing and start a search which would find the body very quickly because it's never very far from the place where they were killed. Then they would deduca that the victim had been poisoned/killed in some other way and a proper murder investigation would take place
Even if the police wasn't brought in a lot of these bodies would be found anyways. Elevator shafts and skyscraper windows are regularly maintained and cleaned, shallow water less than 50 meters fron the victim's house isn't exactly a place where nobody would ever visit etc
I'm not criticising the video, these places were probably the best option from the ones the game gives you. I'm just theorycrafting why they wouldn't work IRL for fun
The only one that this would work for is Dartmoor, given that they are in hiding, but that all depends on who they can hire and maybe they can get enough people who will search the water.
Also bodies float in water. And that makes them pretty visible. The only one I'd say has a good chance of actually not getting found would be Hush depending on how often maintenance happens on the sewers. It's a warm humid environment so decomposition could be quick enough that nobody would find the body while it's identifiable.
Plus the title of the video overstates how hard it is to get away with crimes I think. 47 would realistically not get caught on a silent assassin run because nobody knows who he is and there's no personally identifying evidence. Bullets/casings can help build a case against a particular suspect but they're not much use starting from nothing.
@@Graknorke if a body is gutted then it won't float but I don't see 47 doing that if he's trying not to leave evidence.
@@eleanorcooke7136something else is that. Depending on the river the body may wash up further up or down stream and may be found that way.
Aw shucks, I was just about to use them too...
I can already picture the CSI episode where they drag a victim out of the water, find the strange puncture wound and determine that the victim emptied their stomach prior to their death.
Also the excessive bruising from being dragged around 😂
Ah yes, the tried and true "oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me" guard distraction method. Classic.
This man is carrying the hitman scene rn 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Why are you using that emoji as punctuation?
Quack 🦆
He actually makes it interesting and I usually hate watching things from this game!
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14:36 Seeing that briefcase curve the wall killed me lmao
😂 with the narration too
This guy is always doing something crazy. Either realism or with Elmo.
Can’t wait to the sequel of both of these, AI Elmo learns to cover up Agent 47’s murders
Quack 🦆
His Elmo vid is next level ngl
in all my years of playing Hitman 3 I had no idea about the secret exit at the gas station in Berlin 🕊
1:46 love the idea that continuously rubbing up against a body guard to separate him from the man he’s supposed to be guarding who then mysteriously disappears is the behaviour of someone trying to actually get away with murder
I love how you just copied one of the most upvoted comments already posted.
@@Freakazoid12345 Can two people not form independent conclusions about an obvious flaw in the premise from the first 2 mins of a video?
@@Hex... if you're going to claim people make it to the comment section and accidentally copy the most upvoted comment...
To be fair, it's just because bumping into him once doesn't slow him down as much as it actually would.
@@Freakazoid12345oh no it's the end of the world
Expertly done. Expertly f*cking done
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14:38 that briefcase throw defies he laws of physics like captain america's shield does 🤣
I love this throw 😂
Truuuuue 🤣🤣😭
It has nano heat seating technology that propels it to its target
I'm a businessman with anger issues and I can do this after years of practice.
It's the same way they do it with soccer or baseballs.
it's probably made using the same material ; vibranium
“Games are meant to escape reality!”
*”NO ONE COULD EVER SAY I WAS EVEN THERE BECAUSE THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE.”*
14:44 I remember knocking all targets out when I played it and then killing them to see what would happen, and Jiao just literally talks to 47 at that point, saying "Expertly done, 47." knowing he's listening.
Whenever I'm doing "realism" runs, I usually think about "what would they find" after I exit the mission. Including bullet casings, items 47 has touched (without gloves), blood, if they were bruised (blunt force weapons can leave black and blue marks), etc.
Funny thing is in Hitman: Blood Money, the end mission newspaper clipping would tell you how many shots you fired based on the number of casings were found.
@@Techhunter_Talon God imagine the detailings the newspapers could show if they were included in a modern Hitman game, that would be awesome.
I thought 47 didn’t have fingerprints?
@@austinestep8461 He doesn't, but for the sake of the realism run, I usually disregard that.
@@TailsIsDisappointed fair enough
Every elevator shaft has safety equipment at the bottom that needs to be serviced regularly, so your first body is certain to be found fairly quickly
Yup, unless accidents that no one cares about anymore a week later are considered getting away with it, at which point: That's just how a plot correct play through would go which would already answer the video title.
Yeah, also I bet it makes quite the thump when it hits, more if the elevator cabin is below the drop point. Also since bodies basically explode when falling from great heights, I'd bet in an hour or less people at the ground floor will be smelling the bits.
@@ERECTED_MONUMENT An elevator shaft at the top of a building like that probably wouldn't go all the way to the ground floor, so on top of all that, the impact would happen very loudly in the middle of the building. But, this is venturing into overthinking it territory. I was pointing out that the bottom of an elevator shaft is not a place where you can hide things because people regularly go there. Hiding a body at the bottom of an elevator shaft is like leaving it on the floor of a server room. The next technician on the scene will definitely see it.
i do think you would be allowed to pick up some things, like bananas to throw and pick back up. What, are they going to notice a missing banana and then rummage through every trash can to confirm non of the guards had just eaten it?
True, even some other items could be picked up for distractions and whatnot, as long as he left them back where he found them earlier. 47 doesn't have fingerprints, and even if he did he wears gloves in most situations.
@@ManuCarrotman312 Even if they find a misplaced banana, it's really not much to go on.
🚨🚨🚨 MISPLACED BANANA🚨🚨
Next up: Can I recreate a Hitman scene in REAL LIFE
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The map is wittleton creek
The nearest old white man: 😰
Bro 😂
No, don't.
maybe he did and nobody knows cause he got silent assassin
The trick with leaving guns for guards to pick up almost makes want to see a challenge where every enemy's gun gets put into storage.
That is impossible though.
1) only guards can put guns into storage.
2) Only awake guards can put guns into storage.
3) Even if you tried to be clever and knock out a guard, steal his gun, and have him be woken up, he'll just magically pull a new gun out of his donkey.
Edit:
....................... Now that I've said it, I'm starting the chrono on when someone will use that knowledge to flood maps with infinite guns.
@@ElodieHiras Keeping 2 guards alive for a "Kill everyone" challenge so that you have an infinite gun supply
plot twist, this guy is so good that they based agent 47 on him
I fear no man
(Turns to OnionButter)
But this 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 scares me.😨
16:18 "Psst, I see dead people"
- the guy probably
wop wop wop wop
I like how his heat seeking breifcase just follows someone around a corner at 14:37 lol
"The briefcase will contain all of the shrapnel."
I don’t think that's how it works...
I was looking for this comment that pointed that out. Just heard him say that
4:00 given how strong winds are at high altitude i'd wager theres a good chance of his body being blown off. Also idk if vultures/crows would fly that high up for a corpse.
A little bit of nitpicking about problems with the deaths:
Dubai.
Elevator: as mentioned by commenter exantiuse497, elevators are maintained on a regular basis and the body would be found immediately when the doors for the lowest floor are opened for maintenance.
Balcony: would be found by a cleaning and maintainance team who would be tasked with the removal of sand damaged wall and glass panels. Not to mention if it gets eaten by vultures that you mentioned, whichever part was responsible for the body getting would have been unstuck by the vultures, leaving the body to slide and fall somewhere easily seen.
Dartmoor.
River: decomposing bodies will float due to gas build up, easily noticed unless specifically tied/held down by a heavy object.
Berlin.
impossible, simply impossible to keep anything hidden permanently as the handler of the agents you kill directly acknowledge you having done it, and in the case where they for some reason dont expect you doing it, decomposing bodies float in water.
China.
Computer room coolant: will be discovered during maintenance/disassembling of the facility once 47 causes the ICA to collapse.
Sewer: sewer workers will find him during maintenance of the sewer system. The fact you escape the same way means there is an exit his body could end up at and found by a homeless.
Mendoza.
Lake: same reason as for the river at Dartmoor, decomposing bodies float in water and would be easily seen by anyone.
Train.
He talks to you straight after you inject him, you are already noticed by doing this ending strategy. Your best bet would be to kill him and throw out of the train carriage and then hope not a single member of security sees it.
Just going to point out, that if you do the core hacking objective in Chongqing, you would end up with a core meltdown, and that is a ticking time bomb. Once it explodes, everything evaporates.
In Dubai the body imact with the elevator cart would have colateral effect, as considering that The Sceptre is a multi-floor skycraper, a body dropped from the highest floor down the elevator shaft would damage the cart, destroy the body and splat out blood everywhere, so I agree - it's not an elegant solution for getting away with an assassination.
As for Carpathain Mountains, you literally detach all cars before confronting Edwards, so no one would check on what happened (unless the train driver decided to check on it).
What I think he was aiming for, was basically making sure the bodies will not be found for as long as possible. Of course bodies would float on water, but forever, or for some time? I mean, I'm not really into this topic, but I think there were cases where a body was found underwater.
The people at bottom levels of the Skyscraper of Dubai hearing quiet thudding then a slam.
"Must of been the wind."
"and i get abducted by the aliens" nahh what🙏😭
After this video, I am convinced that Onion is training to be the irl Agent 47
The Berlin mission is one of the best stealth missions I have ever played. I wish Hitman was more generous with the number of targets, it is very satisfying to kill them off one by one without anyone noticing you.
The ending would make an excellent x-files episode prologue
By being abducted by aliens Agent 47 hadn't left any single existing evidence including himself
Hiding a body inside a closet is realistic when you’re never coming back to that area
It is obvious very few Agent 47's hits have been completely unnoticed. If strangled body is found from closet on following day it is obvious 47 is not in risk of being caught as he is not there.
Hard to pin a murder on a guy who doesn't even exist
@@kintustis Tobias Rieper exists. He even uses social media. He is very boring person.
bro is definitely plotting something 💀💀
I don’t know where you get the ideas for these anymore but pls keep it up
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14:41 to 14:44 perfect example of "it's still stealth, if there's no one alive to tell the tale"
Your videos have only increased in quality since the start, cheers man I hope you keep making these high quality videos, I've been here since 200 subs and I'm staying forever.
Someone probably said this already but the operator for those guys in Berlin also knows you’re there and does a pretty decent job at deducing why they’re disappearing
0:17 You say that but I've had SA get voided because of guards detecting me during the cutscene that plays when exiting the mission with that helicopter.
HAAAANK DONT ABBREVIATE SILENT ASSASSIN!!!! HAAAAAAAAAANK
This was one of the most amazing videos I’ve seen in all of UA-cam in a while. Great work!
Evidence he left behind:
1.Residue from the gas bombs
2.Blood from throwing hush down a building
3. Unlocked door that he lockpicked
Being honest here: that mission in Berlin was something else, congrats for finishing it
Also, I don't know if you take your vievers's challenge ideas, but if you do, I came up with this challenge: Can you beat (any) Hitman without ever *looking* at the target?
That means you cannot ever directly shoot, poison, stab, subdue or do anything that requires looking at your targets directly. I know some missions that can be done that way (thanks to you) like Dubai or Carpathian Mountains (The Train) but I'd love to see if that's possible for the whole game
Oh, and forgot to mention: cutscenes are allowed since most of them forces you to look at your targets
If you want, you can also ban your x-ray vision since you technically see your targets through walls
Quite a few people have already done challenges where they beat the games while killing every target by indirect means
@@etc8417 on which game?
"Expertly Fucking done."
Bro talked personal 😭
This video shows expertly why Agent 47 is canonically causing deadly accidents instead of trying traceless murders
14:39 I laughed way more than I should at the homing suitcase
I genuinely don't think Onion is gonna run out of Hitman challenges
As impressive as this is, it's kinda funny that even still you aren't capable of going unnoticed, due to things as basic as "checking the security footage after the incident", or them deciding to interview the people who saw that weird guy in a suit shoving them around for an entire minute right before the person they were supposed to be guarding "mysteriously vanished".
First issue: First kill in Dubai would be found as the overwhelming stench emanating from on top of the lift would be so noticeable that people would notice
Second issue: Alexa's body will be found in low tide or when she washes up on the shore by some poor passer-by
Third issue: Again, Royce would be noticed if Royce floated up to the surface as the build up of gases in the lungs makes the body rise to the surface of the water
Fourth issue: Sewage gets taken to sewage treatment plants. Even if the body is on the side path, when sewage is high, it will be taken to the plant in which the body will probably be found
Fifth and sixth issue: Bodies float to the surface. Vidal will be found because the fish will not eat the body
Seventh to seventeenth issue: BODIES FLOAT!!!
So, in conclusion, whilst Agent 47 would not be caught ever as the water would remove any fingerprints, it would be clear there had been a murder (because if there is no water in the lungs it means that the person was killed before being thrown into the water as water can't get into lungs if the person doesn't breathe in) and he has broken a rule. The bodies would be found which he stated could not happen at the start of the video. Imagine reading this far
bro explained occupied toilets like it would be odd to go to a different toilet if someone was using the first one you went to
Imagine hiring aliens to extract you from an assassination mission.
Like we're not going to advance humanity to an FTL state or provoke worldwide discussions with the revelation of alien life, we're just using them for murder, and they're chill with that.
"It's not about killing the targets, it's about sending a message."
- Diana, probably -
Marcus and Carl gave me Detroit Become Human flashbacks.
That brief case had heat seeking on that guy at the the end
UM?? That surprise Ending???
Expertly fucking done indeed
People who are worried about finger prints, hair, skin etc being left behind are forgetting that 47 is made in a lab so he doesn’t have to worry about those things
He has fingerprints and all that. Of course fingerprints of unknown person without context mean little.
@@vksasdgaming9472 Like I said in the reply on your other comment:
We don't know and we'll never know as there's no need to explain if he has or not given that all his assassinations are accidents.
@@Unknown_Genius As there are nine people on this planet (from same Swiss extended family) naturally without fingerprints you can assume that 47 does not lack them. It would be as big identifier as lack of face would be.
@@vksasdgaming9472 Yeah, they're from one but we know about at least 5 extended families. Not to mention that those are due to a chromosome mutation, just add in all the cases due to mishandling of chemicals or removing them on purpose in certain ways to have them re-grown after about a month and you already got an impossibility to utilize them in any court.
The "bomb" from dartmoor isn't a bomb and doesn't produce any shrapnel. If it did though, the briefcase would not stop is or at least be torn apart a bit, resulting in not no but rather different evidence
For the train mission, surely because they’ve kidnapped you all the npc’s must know your there so actually you’d probably have to do a kill everyone run dumping their bodies of the side to be claimed by the snow
i like that he wore an outfit with gloves to hide fingerprints
16:10 I was halfway there. I did guess that someone would see the bodies through the floor, but I didn't expect a bugged NPC stuck under the map, I expected the party goers to see them instead.
The first guard to take the gun would make a report about the gun (if he was doing his job correctly).
The biggest issue with it, is that guard radios in World Of Assassination trillogy are sabotaged, what means communication of guards on long distance is not possible.
crazy good video, like always
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“Closing the lid behind me” 10:40
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Getting away with murder just means not having evidence of committing it or making the person do it, this makes the hush brain melting story mission work, you just require to murder a civilian, but it still lets you get away with it despite being there.
never seen more seamless execution of a perfect hitman playthrough🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Fun fact: the custom 5mm uses caseless ammunition, so leaving bullet casings behind isn’t a problem. Although you could technically analyse the bullet to ID the gun it came from, as long as you only use it on targets, who’s body won’t be found ever you’ll be fine
that gun is not silenced so literally everyone would hear it
@@boywithamask1 bro the custom 5mm is literally silenced, wtf are you on about
I just discovered ur channel less than a week ago and I’ve watched almost every single one of your videos
Bro knows to much about being a hitman suspicious
The secret exit on the last one is literally so crazy 💀
You could use the custome 5 millimeter guns since they don’t drop shell casings
thats loud
@@anondimwitno it’s silenced, the real issue there is that you still have to hide the body
@@zutaca2825 no its not silenced
@@anondimwit The HWK21 Pale is not silenced, no, but the one you can actually start with in your gear, the Custom 5mm and its variants, does have a suppressor.
@@zutaca2825 I stand corrected
6:28 yeahhhhhh they’d find every single one of them 😂😂
the police would find the tranque darts and label it as a murder
Thanks for the guide, I'll try this next time I want to get away with murder. And maybe I'll buy Hitman and try it there too.
I really think hiding spots that can look like accidental deaths would work really well, even if they found the body, it's hard to prove it was a murder.
Agent 47 is so cool even aliens are helping him to get the job done
I would love a game where you play as a detective who investigates the aftermath of Agent 47’s assassinations.
Imagine if that was a PVP mode, too.
You've grow so much this year good job. Well deserved
The Mission in Berlin is very much mean't for you to go in Guns blazing when all else fails. It's probably the most John Wick the game will ever get.
next up he's going to beat hitman 3 IRL for extra realism
incredible. Great work! It was also cool to see how you identified and worked around the bugs.
Ah yes, _Silentest_ Assassin Suit Only. For Dubai, I kinda wondered why you didn't go for the "oops parachutes" method, until I remembered you have to -steal- "borrow" a keycard, _and sabotage a helicopter_ before they'll resort to the evac chutes...
I'm just going to say, that I think he just wanted for bodies to not be spotted for as long as possible, not forever. Eventually an investigation would be launched, uncovering where the victims were resting.
Also, in Chongqing you could have just hacked the core and triggered the meltdown sequence. Eventually the core would have exploded, probably evaporating a part of Yuzhong district and then tracking down bodies would be impossible, since they turned into dust with the rest of the surroundings.
I haven’t finished the vid yet so I’m going to share this: in Berlin, I killed all ten guards before bc I thought it would be fun. Once I killed the tenth one, my game crashed😂😂😂😂. So I’m very interested into seeing your experience on this challenge. Great video btw🙌🏽
as if no ones ever washed up on shore after being dumped in an _ocean,_ her corpse will definitely never be found.
3:00 The epitome of sneakiness: That thing you do as a kid, where you tap the person's shoulder then run off like a gremlin in the other direction when they turn around? Foolproof (even though I was always caught instantly, but that's just proof that I'm not an assassin, officer)
Let's hope later on when those poisoned NPCs get their regular physical examinations, the doctors don't say "you must have breathed in *** which is a gaseous poison, apparently not by some leak but some kind of criminal... tell me the last time you wanted to throw up so I know when and where the crime took place"
5:10 This technically could still count as no evidence, because everyone would probably assume Alexa took the file out and just forgot to close the safe.
the heatseeker briefcase was glorious
You gotta do this for the other hitman games aswell great work!!
I forgot about your channel for like 2 years but now I'm back, for some reason youtube stopped recommending you to me
I have NEVER played Hitman. But I still enjoy this videos.