"What is your plan 47?" "distract someone who lives underground to bring him to the surface so they can't see the corpses I throw away then leave with the help of my alien friends."
"Yeah this really weird bald guy entered the building, did a bunch of climbing, then 40 minutes later the 2 richest guys at the party vanished, you think hes an assassin or kidnapper or?" "Nah probably just like a barber or something."
"i'm gonna beat hitman 3 like i'm actually getting away with murder!" _physically stops a target's personal guard from following him, and then the target mysteriously disappears right after_
Bald man spends an hour running around in restricted areas, crouching at random, opening doors from the side, and physically assaulting a guard while shouting "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU..." It could have been anyone.
While it obviously does rely on some in game mechanics, like people taking 5 seconds to realize their staring at a bald man crouching and staring at them, that guard could be stopped by just bumping into him.
I can already picture the CSI episode where they drag a victim out of the water, find the strange puncture wound and determine that the victim emptied their stomach prior to their death.
1:46 love the idea that continuously rubbing up against a body guard to separate him from the man he’s supposed to be guarding who then mysteriously disappears is the behaviour of someone trying to actually get away with murder
This isn't a criticism of the video, just an observation: Most of these murders are actually all that foolproof IRL. The bodies would be found almost immediately because people would notice the victim had gone missing and start a search which would find the body very quickly because it's never very far from the place where they were killed. Then they would deduca that the victim had been poisoned/killed in some other way and a proper murder investigation would take place Even if the police wasn't brought in a lot of these bodies would be found anyways. Elevator shafts and skyscraper windows are regularly maintained and cleaned, shallow water less than 50 meters fron the victim's house isn't exactly a place where nobody would ever visit etc I'm not criticising the video, these places were probably the best option from the ones the game gives you. I'm just theorycrafting why they wouldn't work IRL for fun
The only one that this would work for is Dartmoor, given that they are in hiding, but that all depends on who they can hire and maybe they can get enough people who will search the water.
Also bodies float in water. And that makes them pretty visible. The only one I'd say has a good chance of actually not getting found would be Hush depending on how often maintenance happens on the sewers. It's a warm humid environment so decomposition could be quick enough that nobody would find the body while it's identifiable. Plus the title of the video overstates how hard it is to get away with crimes I think. 47 would realistically not get caught on a silent assassin run because nobody knows who he is and there's no personally identifying evidence. Bullets/casings can help build a case against a particular suspect but they're not much use starting from nothing.
14:44 I remember knocking all targets out when I played it and then killing them to see what would happen, and Jiao just literally talks to 47 at that point, saying "Expertly done, 47." knowing he's listening.
Whenever I'm doing "realism" runs, I usually think about "what would they find" after I exit the mission. Including bullet casings, items 47 has touched (without gloves), blood, if they were bruised (blunt force weapons can leave black and blue marks), etc.
Funny thing is in Hitman: Blood Money, the end mission newspaper clipping would tell you how many shots you fired based on the number of casings were found.
0:17 You say that but I've had SA get voided because of guards detecting me during the cutscene that plays when exiting the mission with that helicopter.
i do think you would be allowed to pick up some things, like bananas to throw and pick back up. What, are they going to notice a missing banana and then rummage through every trash can to confirm non of the guards had just eaten it?
True, even some other items could be picked up for distractions and whatnot, as long as he left them back where he found them earlier. 47 doesn't have fingerprints, and even if he did he wears gloves in most situations.
The Berlin mission is one of the best stealth missions I have ever played. I wish Hitman was more generous with the number of targets, it is very satisfying to kill them off one by one without anyone noticing you.
A little bit of nitpicking about problems with the deaths: Dubai. Elevator: as mentioned by commenter exantiuse497, elevators are maintained on a regular basis and the body would be found immediately when the doors for the lowest floor are opened for maintenance. Balcony: would be found by a cleaning and maintainance team who would be tasked with the removal of sand damaged wall and glass panels. Not to mention if it gets eaten by vultures that you mentioned, whichever part was responsible for the body getting would have been unstuck by the vultures, leaving the body to slide and fall somewhere easily seen. Dartmoor. River: decomposing bodies will float due to gas build up, easily noticed unless specifically tied/held down by a heavy object. Berlin. impossible, simply impossible to keep anything hidden permanently as the handler of the agents you kill directly acknowledge you having done it, and in the case where they for some reason dont expect you doing it, decomposing bodies float in water. China. Computer room coolant: will be discovered during maintenance/disassembling of the facility once 47 causes the ICA to collapse. Sewer: sewer workers will find him during maintenance of the sewer system. The fact you escape the same way means there is an exit his body could end up at and found by a homeless. Mendoza. Lake: same reason as for the river at Dartmoor, decomposing bodies float in water and would be easily seen by anyone. Train. He talks to you straight after you inject him, you are already noticed by doing this ending strategy. Your best bet would be to kill him and throw out of the train carriage and then hope not a single member of security sees it.
Just going to point out, that if you do the core hacking objective in Chongqing, you would end up with a core meltdown, and that is a ticking time bomb. Once it explodes, everything evaporates. In Dubai the body imact with the elevator cart would have colateral effect, as considering that The Sceptre is a multi-floor skycraper, a body dropped from the highest floor down the elevator shaft would damage the cart, destroy the body and splat out blood everywhere, so I agree - it's not an elegant solution for getting away with an assassination. As for Carpathain Mountains, you literally detach all cars before confronting Edwards, so no one would check on what happened (unless the train driver decided to check on it). What I think he was aiming for, was basically making sure the bodies will not be found for as long as possible. Of course bodies would float on water, but forever, or for some time? I mean, I'm not really into this topic, but I think there were cases where a body was found underwater.
Some were especially egregious given you can have someone else with a legitimate grudge against the targets take them out in several scenarios. Thus achieving a death which is considered a true accident or with a very obvious guilty party that is not Agent 47 for the police to laser focus on. As long as 47 was wearing one of the suits with gloves, there would be no evidence left behind to identify him.
Yup, unless accidents that no one cares about anymore a week later are considered getting away with it, at which point: That's just how a plot correct play through would go which would already answer the video title.
Yeah, also I bet it makes quite the thump when it hits, more if the elevator cabin is below the drop point. Also since bodies basically explode when falling from great heights, I'd bet in an hour or less people at the ground floor will be smelling the bits.
@@ERECTED_MONUMENT An elevator shaft at the top of a building like that probably wouldn't go all the way to the ground floor, so on top of all that, the impact would happen very loudly in the middle of the building. But, this is venturing into overthinking it territory. I was pointing out that the bottom of an elevator shaft is not a place where you can hide things because people regularly go there. Hiding a body at the bottom of an elevator shaft is like leaving it on the floor of a server room. The next technician on the scene will definitely see it.
Your videos have only increased in quality since the start, cheers man I hope you keep making these high quality videos, I've been here since 200 subs and I'm staying forever.
That is impossible though. 1) only guards can put guns into storage. 2) Only awake guards can put guns into storage. 3) Even if you tried to be clever and knock out a guard, steal his gun, and have him be woken up, he'll just magically pull a new gun out of his donkey. Edit: ....................... Now that I've said it, I'm starting the chrono on when someone will use that knowledge to flood maps with infinite guns.
First issue: First kill in Dubai would be found as the overwhelming stench emanating from on top of the lift would be so noticeable that people would notice Second issue: Alexa's body will be found in low tide or when she washes up on the shore by some poor passer-by Third issue: Again, Royce would be noticed if Royce floated up to the surface as the build up of gases in the lungs makes the body rise to the surface of the water Fourth issue: Sewage gets taken to sewage treatment plants. Even if the body is on the side path, when sewage is high, it will be taken to the plant in which the body will probably be found Fifth and sixth issue: Bodies float to the surface. Vidal will be found because the fish will not eat the body Seventh to seventeenth issue: BODIES FLOAT!!! So, in conclusion, whilst Agent 47 would not be caught ever as the water would remove any fingerprints, it would be clear there had been a murder (because if there is no water in the lungs it means that the person was killed before being thrown into the water as water can't get into lungs if the person doesn't breathe in) and he has broken a rule. The bodies would be found which he stated could not happen at the start of the video. Imagine reading this far
Someone probably said this already but the operator for those guys in Berlin also knows you’re there and does a pretty decent job at deducing why they’re disappearing
It is obvious very few Agent 47's hits have been completely unnoticed. If strangled body is found from closet on following day it is obvious 47 is not in risk of being caught as he is not there.
4:00 given how strong winds are at high altitude i'd wager theres a good chance of his body being blown off. Also idk if vultures/crows would fly that high up for a corpse.
Imagine hiring aliens to extract you from an assassination mission. Like we're not going to advance humanity to an FTL state or provoke worldwide discussions with the revelation of alien life, we're just using them for murder, and they're chill with that.
Being honest here: that mission in Berlin was something else, congrats for finishing it Also, I don't know if you take your vievers's challenge ideas, but if you do, I came up with this challenge: Can you beat (any) Hitman without ever *looking* at the target? That means you cannot ever directly shoot, poison, stab, subdue or do anything that requires looking at your targets directly. I know some missions that can be done that way (thanks to you) like Dubai or Carpathian Mountains (The Train) but I'd love to see if that's possible for the whole game Oh, and forgot to mention: cutscenes are allowed since most of them forces you to look at your targets If you want, you can also ban your x-ray vision since you technically see your targets through walls
3:00 The epitome of sneakiness: That thing you do as a kid, where you tap the person's shoulder then run off like a gremlin in the other direction when they turn around? Foolproof (even though I was always caught instantly, but that's just proof that I'm not an assassin, officer)
16:10 I was halfway there. I did guess that someone would see the bodies through the floor, but I didn't expect a bugged NPC stuck under the map, I expected the party goers to see them instead.
The running gag of using whatever he uses to escape one mission to enter another never gets old to me. Like bro used the sewer system to go from China to the winery.
Did some maths for the fall kill in Dubai (Elevator). A human takes 12 seconds to reach terminal velocity (121 mph) The Burj Khalifa is 830m tall (they were probably at roughly 750) In 12 seconds, a human falls ~450m. Therefore he would hit the floor at 121 mph in give or take 20 seconds. Odds are, he would just be a splatter of blood and his body would be in like 200 different parts.
As impressive as this is, it's kinda funny that even still you aren't capable of going unnoticed, due to things as basic as "checking the security footage after the incident", or them deciding to interview the people who saw that weird guy in a suit shoving them around for an entire minute right before the person they were supposed to be guarding "mysteriously vanished".
Criticisms: Map One: Marcus was a bad kill, his body will be found in the elevator shaft, especially if it landed on the elevator (though you did address this). Bumping into his guard was also kinda sketchy, and would make it clearer that this was likely a muder. I think carl is a fairly clean kill, the only way he'll be noticed is by a helicopter specifically looking for him.Even then if the dart broke off or fell off, it can reasonably be deemed a suicide as the bartender and guard probably saw him go out to the balcony before he disappeared. The escape was sketchy to me, even though you got your gun back, that (irl) would have made the guards more alert to the possibility that someone was doing something sketchy. Map Two: I assume that in reality 47 would have reclosed the case, and possibly even had a decoy file to replace the case file with. He seems the kind to be ready for something like that. Alexa was a clean enough kill, its likely she would have been found at some point, but it would've been far enough in the future, and far enough away from the manor that the only sketchy stuff was the brief glimpses people had of 47. Escape was clean, though I do think the gardener/gaurd there at the end might've found you walking away suspicious. Map Three: you took it to the end of the video :( Map Four: Royce was cleanish (No one saw the dart that hit her before she wandered off? unlikely), though it ticked me off that you called the coolant for the computer chamber (or the computer chamber itself?) a cooler. Hush was about as clean as Royce. still didn't like the darting in front of people, and the same problem as map one with the guard picking up your gun. Map Four: I think another good hiding place could've been turning the bodies to wine, but I understand if that the blood might've been too much evidence (I personally think that if you could pull it off unseen with the right spot, the grapes would clear the blood away after not too long). lake was a good hiding spot, and Yates was a clean kill (I don't think his wife was even looking at him when he was hit by the dart). Didnt like darting Tamara, and (though the nearby guards might've prevented this) you might've been able to dump her in the cave instead, but otherwise it was pretty clean Map Five: even if you chose the later on starting point, 47 still canonically had to open the one train car at the start with the rusty crowbar thing. that plus the fuse and serum is three items used and 1 door stuck open. Map Three (For real this time): Kills were clean enough. Leaving their guns was kinda sketch. I wouldn't have counted underground guy seeing the bodies personally, as he probably isn't meant to be there and honestly you could have probably restarted to get rid of him, and if not that's just weird. Escape was wild, but truly a way to do it without leaving evidence I suppose. If you did the canon start with the 11th agent (who breaks the target tracking and only lets you track 9 others, at least last I heard), you would've escaped by walking up the road instead of being abducted (which is also a less fun ending)
The "bomb" from dartmoor isn't a bomb and doesn't produce any shrapnel. If it did though, the briefcase would not stop is or at least be torn apart a bit, resulting in not no but rather different evidence
5:10 This technically could still count as no evidence, because everyone would probably assume Alexa took the file out and just forgot to close the safe.
For the train mission, surely because they’ve kidnapped you all the npc’s must know your there so actually you’d probably have to do a kill everyone run dumping their bodies of the side to be claimed by the snow
yknow, this just makes me imagine a hitman-esque game where instead of being given *all* the info on a target and it being a set mission space, it's open world and you're just... given a target. you have to do all the information gathering on them yourself, familiarizing yourself with their schedule, figuring out places you could potentially do the deed, maybe even making a space to deal with them without leaving evidence...
Getting abducted by aliens to avoid being prosecuted for murder is truly an expert strategy
Quack 🦆
Excelently done, 47... wherever you are...
Even Phoenix Wright couldn’t figure that one out
@@TinySpinyhe could but he’s a defense attorney….AND THIS BADGE PROVES IT!
@@Skullhawk13 “Your honor I would next like to summon to the stand, the very witness Mr. 47 claims to have been abducted by!”
to commit the perfect crime you must distract the *underground corpse viewing man* and get abducted by aliens.
"Underground corpse viewing man" sounds like some kind of cryptid
@@lei302Oh no it's Jeff the underground corpse viewing man
1:41 ah yes, the pinnacle of stealth: bumping into a bodyguard to stall him
Bumping into people WILL delay them irl
@@arifhossain9751 It'll do more than just delay them.
Well techically he won't prove it and get fired for being very unprofessional
They're having that moment in the shopping aisle, trying and failing to get out of each others way
Think of it as that one thing friends always do when you dont know they are there : bumping the shoulder, going on the other side and maybe back again
"What is your plan 47?"
"distract someone who lives underground to bring him to the surface so they can't see the corpses I throw away then leave with the help of my alien friends."
"Expertly *fucking* done."
Can't believe the last obstacle in this was the goddamn moleman.
Quack 🦆
Just get the job done *47* 😒
WORLD'S
GREATEST
ASSASSIN.
I love how one of your final obstacles in berlin was the cryptid man who lived under the floors
"Yeah this really weird bald guy entered the building, did a bunch of climbing, then 40 minutes later the 2 richest guys at the party vanished, you think hes an assassin or kidnapper or?"
"Nah probably just like a barber or something."
the NPC in a nutshell:
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Ah yes, the tried and true "oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me, oops sorry, excuse me" guard distraction method. Classic.
Playing by the rules so well that you get abducted by aliens instead of tapping out? Respect
Maybe the aliens put that guy under the map?
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Woof 🐕
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"i'm gonna beat hitman 3 like i'm actually getting away with murder!" _physically stops a target's personal guard from following him, and then the target mysteriously disappears right after_
_no body no crime_
@@elvingearmasterirma7241👍
Bald man spends an hour running around in restricted areas, crouching at random, opening doors from the side, and physically assaulting a guard while shouting "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU..."
It could have been anyone.
While it obviously does rely on some in game mechanics, like people taking 5 seconds to realize their staring at a bald man crouching and staring at them, that guard could be stopped by just bumping into him.
I was about to write the exact same comment :D
I can already picture the CSI episode where they drag a victim out of the water, find the strange puncture wound and determine that the victim emptied their stomach prior to their death.
Also the excessive bruising from being dragged around 😂
depends on when the body is found, waterlogged bodys tend to decay pretty fast
This guy is always doing something crazy. Either realism or with Elmo.
Can’t wait to the sequel of both of these, AI Elmo learns to cover up Agent 47’s murders
Quack 🦆
His Elmo vid is next level ngl
Expertly done. Expertly f*cking done
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in all my years of playing Hitman 3 I had no idea about the secret exit at the gas station in Berlin 🕊
“Games are meant to escape reality!”
*”NO ONE COULD EVER SAY I WAS EVEN THERE BECAUSE THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE.”*
1:46 love the idea that continuously rubbing up against a body guard to separate him from the man he’s supposed to be guarding who then mysteriously disappears is the behaviour of someone trying to actually get away with murder
I love how you just copied one of the most upvoted comments already posted.
@@Freakazoid12345 Can two people not form independent conclusions about an obvious flaw in the premise from the first 2 mins of a video?
@@Hex... if you're going to claim people make it to the comment section and accidentally copy the most upvoted comment...
To be fair, it's just because bumping into him once doesn't slow him down as much as it actually would.
@@Freakazoid12345oh no it's the end of the world
14:38 that briefcase throw defies he laws of physics like captain america's shield does 🤣
I love this throw 😂
Truuuuue 🤣🤣😭
It has nano heat seating technology that propels it to its target
I'm a businessman with anger issues and I can do this after years of practice.
It's the same way they do it with soccer or baseballs.
it's probably made using the same material ; vibranium
This isn't a criticism of the video, just an observation: Most of these murders are actually all that foolproof IRL. The bodies would be found almost immediately because people would notice the victim had gone missing and start a search which would find the body very quickly because it's never very far from the place where they were killed. Then they would deduca that the victim had been poisoned/killed in some other way and a proper murder investigation would take place
Even if the police wasn't brought in a lot of these bodies would be found anyways. Elevator shafts and skyscraper windows are regularly maintained and cleaned, shallow water less than 50 meters fron the victim's house isn't exactly a place where nobody would ever visit etc
I'm not criticising the video, these places were probably the best option from the ones the game gives you. I'm just theorycrafting why they wouldn't work IRL for fun
The only one that this would work for is Dartmoor, given that they are in hiding, but that all depends on who they can hire and maybe they can get enough people who will search the water.
Also bodies float in water. And that makes them pretty visible. The only one I'd say has a good chance of actually not getting found would be Hush depending on how often maintenance happens on the sewers. It's a warm humid environment so decomposition could be quick enough that nobody would find the body while it's identifiable.
Plus the title of the video overstates how hard it is to get away with crimes I think. 47 would realistically not get caught on a silent assassin run because nobody knows who he is and there's no personally identifying evidence. Bullets/casings can help build a case against a particular suspect but they're not much use starting from nothing.
@@Graknorke if a body is gutted then it won't float but I don't see 47 doing that if he's trying not to leave evidence.
@@eleanorcooke7136something else is that. Depending on the river the body may wash up further up or down stream and may be found that way.
Aw shucks, I was just about to use them too...
This man is carrying the hitman scene rn 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Why are you using that emoji as punctuation?
Quack 🦆
He actually makes it interesting and I usually hate watching things from this game!
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14:44 I remember knocking all targets out when I played it and then killing them to see what would happen, and Jiao just literally talks to 47 at that point, saying "Expertly done, 47." knowing he's listening.
14:36 Seeing that briefcase curve the wall killed me lmao
😂 with the narration too
it was supposed to kill the guard, but instead ended up killing you
Whenever I'm doing "realism" runs, I usually think about "what would they find" after I exit the mission. Including bullet casings, items 47 has touched (without gloves), blood, if they were bruised (blunt force weapons can leave black and blue marks), etc.
Funny thing is in Hitman: Blood Money, the end mission newspaper clipping would tell you how many shots you fired based on the number of casings were found.
@@Techhunter_Talon God imagine the detailings the newspapers could show if they were included in a modern Hitman game, that would be awesome.
I thought 47 didn’t have fingerprints?
@@austinestep8461 He doesn't, but for the sake of the realism run, I usually disregard that.
@@TailsIsDisappointed fair enough
0:17 You say that but I've had SA get voided because of guards detecting me during the cutscene that plays when exiting the mission with that helicopter.
HAAAANK DONT ABBREVIATE SILENT ASSASSIN!!!! HAAAAAAAAAANK
i do think you would be allowed to pick up some things, like bananas to throw and pick back up. What, are they going to notice a missing banana and then rummage through every trash can to confirm non of the guards had just eaten it?
True, even some other items could be picked up for distractions and whatnot, as long as he left them back where he found them earlier. 47 doesn't have fingerprints, and even if he did he wears gloves in most situations.
@@ManuCarrotman312 Even if they find a misplaced banana, it's really not much to go on.
🚨🚨🚨 MISPLACED BANANA🚨🚨
plot twist, this guy is so good that they based agent 47 on him
Next up: Can I recreate a Hitman scene in REAL LIFE
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The map is wittleton creek
The nearest old white man: 😰
Bro 😂
No, don't.
maybe he did and nobody knows cause he got silent assassin
I fear no man
(Turns to OnionButter)
But this 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 scares me.😨
The people at bottom levels of the Skyscraper of Dubai hearing quiet thudding then a slam.
"Must of been the wind."
I like how his heat seeking breifcase just follows someone around a corner at 14:37 lol
The Berlin mission is one of the best stealth missions I have ever played. I wish Hitman was more generous with the number of targets, it is very satisfying to kill them off one by one without anyone noticing you.
"and i get abducted by the aliens" nahh what🙏😭
A little bit of nitpicking about problems with the deaths:
Dubai.
Elevator: as mentioned by commenter exantiuse497, elevators are maintained on a regular basis and the body would be found immediately when the doors for the lowest floor are opened for maintenance.
Balcony: would be found by a cleaning and maintainance team who would be tasked with the removal of sand damaged wall and glass panels. Not to mention if it gets eaten by vultures that you mentioned, whichever part was responsible for the body getting would have been unstuck by the vultures, leaving the body to slide and fall somewhere easily seen.
Dartmoor.
River: decomposing bodies will float due to gas build up, easily noticed unless specifically tied/held down by a heavy object.
Berlin.
impossible, simply impossible to keep anything hidden permanently as the handler of the agents you kill directly acknowledge you having done it, and in the case where they for some reason dont expect you doing it, decomposing bodies float in water.
China.
Computer room coolant: will be discovered during maintenance/disassembling of the facility once 47 causes the ICA to collapse.
Sewer: sewer workers will find him during maintenance of the sewer system. The fact you escape the same way means there is an exit his body could end up at and found by a homeless.
Mendoza.
Lake: same reason as for the river at Dartmoor, decomposing bodies float in water and would be easily seen by anyone.
Train.
He talks to you straight after you inject him, you are already noticed by doing this ending strategy. Your best bet would be to kill him and throw out of the train carriage and then hope not a single member of security sees it.
Just going to point out, that if you do the core hacking objective in Chongqing, you would end up with a core meltdown, and that is a ticking time bomb. Once it explodes, everything evaporates.
In Dubai the body imact with the elevator cart would have colateral effect, as considering that The Sceptre is a multi-floor skycraper, a body dropped from the highest floor down the elevator shaft would damage the cart, destroy the body and splat out blood everywhere, so I agree - it's not an elegant solution for getting away with an assassination.
As for Carpathain Mountains, you literally detach all cars before confronting Edwards, so no one would check on what happened (unless the train driver decided to check on it).
What I think he was aiming for, was basically making sure the bodies will not be found for as long as possible. Of course bodies would float on water, but forever, or for some time? I mean, I'm not really into this topic, but I think there were cases where a body was found underwater.
Some were especially egregious given you can have someone else with a legitimate grudge against the targets take them out in several scenarios. Thus achieving a death which is considered a true accident or with a very obvious guilty party that is not Agent 47 for the police to laser focus on. As long as 47 was wearing one of the suits with gloves, there would be no evidence left behind to identify him.
16:18 "Psst, I see dead people"
- the guy probably
wop wop wop wop
Every elevator shaft has safety equipment at the bottom that needs to be serviced regularly, so your first body is certain to be found fairly quickly
Yup, unless accidents that no one cares about anymore a week later are considered getting away with it, at which point: That's just how a plot correct play through would go which would already answer the video title.
Yeah, also I bet it makes quite the thump when it hits, more if the elevator cabin is below the drop point. Also since bodies basically explode when falling from great heights, I'd bet in an hour or less people at the ground floor will be smelling the bits.
@@ERECTED_MONUMENT An elevator shaft at the top of a building like that probably wouldn't go all the way to the ground floor, so on top of all that, the impact would happen very loudly in the middle of the building. But, this is venturing into overthinking it territory. I was pointing out that the bottom of an elevator shaft is not a place where you can hide things because people regularly go there. Hiding a body at the bottom of an elevator shaft is like leaving it on the floor of a server room. The next technician on the scene will definitely see it.
yeah but as for the state of it once it hit the bottem
The ending would make an excellent x-files episode prologue
Your videos have only increased in quality since the start, cheers man I hope you keep making these high quality videos, I've been here since 200 subs and I'm staying forever.
I don’t know where you get the ideas for these anymore but pls keep it up
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After this video, I am convinced that Onion is training to be the irl Agent 47
The trick with leaving guns for guards to pick up almost makes want to see a challenge where every enemy's gun gets put into storage.
That is impossible though.
1) only guards can put guns into storage.
2) Only awake guards can put guns into storage.
3) Even if you tried to be clever and knock out a guard, steal his gun, and have him be woken up, he'll just magically pull a new gun out of his donkey.
Edit:
....................... Now that I've said it, I'm starting the chrono on when someone will use that knowledge to flood maps with infinite guns.
@@ElodieHiras Keeping 2 guards alive for a "Kill everyone" challenge so that you have an infinite gun supply
14:41 to 14:44 perfect example of "it's still stealth, if there's no one alive to tell the tale"
First issue: First kill in Dubai would be found as the overwhelming stench emanating from on top of the lift would be so noticeable that people would notice
Second issue: Alexa's body will be found in low tide or when she washes up on the shore by some poor passer-by
Third issue: Again, Royce would be noticed if Royce floated up to the surface as the build up of gases in the lungs makes the body rise to the surface of the water
Fourth issue: Sewage gets taken to sewage treatment plants. Even if the body is on the side path, when sewage is high, it will be taken to the plant in which the body will probably be found
Fifth and sixth issue: Bodies float to the surface. Vidal will be found because the fish will not eat the body
Seventh to seventeenth issue: BODIES FLOAT!!!
So, in conclusion, whilst Agent 47 would not be caught ever as the water would remove any fingerprints, it would be clear there had been a murder (because if there is no water in the lungs it means that the person was killed before being thrown into the water as water can't get into lungs if the person doesn't breathe in) and he has broken a rule. The bodies would be found which he stated could not happen at the start of the video. Imagine reading this far
bro is definitely plotting something 💀💀
By being abducted by aliens Agent 47 hadn't left any single existing evidence including himself
This was one of the most amazing videos I’ve seen in all of UA-cam in a while. Great work!
"The briefcase will contain all of the shrapnel."
I don’t think that's how it works...
I was looking for this comment that pointed that out. Just heard him say that
thought the same thing but if its a gas bomb it prob has very low explosive power
Evidence he left behind:
1.Residue from the gas bombs
2.Blood from throwing hush down a building
3. Unlocked door that he lockpicked
Someone probably said this already but the operator for those guys in Berlin also knows you’re there and does a pretty decent job at deducing why they’re disappearing
I genuinely don't think Onion is gonna run out of Hitman challenges
Hiding a body inside a closet is realistic when you’re never coming back to that area
It is obvious very few Agent 47's hits have been completely unnoticed. If strangled body is found from closet on following day it is obvious 47 is not in risk of being caught as he is not there.
Hard to pin a murder on a guy who doesn't even exist
@@kintustis Tobias Rieper exists. He even uses social media. He is very boring person.
"Expertly Fucking done."
Bro talked personal 😭
“Closing the lid behind me” 10:40
Agent 47 accidentally drop his coin and goes down to pick it up before closing a lid
"It's not about killing the targets, it's about sending a message."
- Diana, probably -
That brief case had heat seeking on that guy at the the end
4:00 given how strong winds are at high altitude i'd wager theres a good chance of his body being blown off. Also idk if vultures/crows would fly that high up for a corpse.
Imagine hiring aliens to extract you from an assassination mission.
Like we're not going to advance humanity to an FTL state or provoke worldwide discussions with the revelation of alien life, we're just using them for murder, and they're chill with that.
Being honest here: that mission in Berlin was something else, congrats for finishing it
Also, I don't know if you take your vievers's challenge ideas, but if you do, I came up with this challenge: Can you beat (any) Hitman without ever *looking* at the target?
That means you cannot ever directly shoot, poison, stab, subdue or do anything that requires looking at your targets directly. I know some missions that can be done that way (thanks to you) like Dubai or Carpathian Mountains (The Train) but I'd love to see if that's possible for the whole game
Oh, and forgot to mention: cutscenes are allowed since most of them forces you to look at your targets
If you want, you can also ban your x-ray vision since you technically see your targets through walls
Quite a few people have already done challenges where they beat the games while killing every target by indirect means
@@etc8417 on which game?
3:00 The epitome of sneakiness: That thing you do as a kid, where you tap the person's shoulder then run off like a gremlin in the other direction when they turn around? Foolproof (even though I was always caught instantly, but that's just proof that I'm not an assassin, officer)
14:38
that's some tomfuckerous sorcery right there, had me dying
crazy good video, like always
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14:39 I laughed way more than I should at the homing suitcase
6:01 Pyrocynical’s favorite
Always a lovely day when you post
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16:10 I was halfway there. I did guess that someone would see the bodies through the floor, but I didn't expect a bugged NPC stuck under the map, I expected the party goers to see them instead.
The running gag of using whatever he uses to escape one mission to enter another never gets old to me. Like bro used the sewer system to go from China to the winery.
Remember, when doing murder use a revolver, not a pistol
Did some maths for the fall kill in Dubai (Elevator).
A human takes 12 seconds to reach terminal velocity (121 mph)
The Burj Khalifa is 830m tall (they were probably at roughly 750)
In 12 seconds, a human falls ~450m.
Therefore he would hit the floor at 121 mph in give or take 20 seconds.
Odds are, he would just be a splatter of blood and his body would be in like 200 different parts.
"I want to get away with murder"
*Rubs against the targets personal guard for thirty seconds*
I just discovered ur channel less than a week ago and I’ve watched almost every single one of your videos
You've grow so much this year good job. Well deserved
incredible. Great work! It was also cool to see how you identified and worked around the bugs.
Agent 47 becomes Jack the ripper
As impressive as this is, it's kinda funny that even still you aren't capable of going unnoticed, due to things as basic as "checking the security footage after the incident", or them deciding to interview the people who saw that weird guy in a suit shoving them around for an entire minute right before the person they were supposed to be guarding "mysteriously vanished".
Marcus and Carl gave me Detroit Become Human flashbacks.
never seen more seamless execution of a perfect hitman playthrough🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Why was murder in such a 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 font 😭😭
Bro knows to much about being a hitman suspicious
UM?? That surprise Ending???
Expertly fucking done indeed
I love these videos, I hope you keep making them!!
bro explained occupied toilets like it would be odd to go to a different toilet if someone was using the first one you went to
Nah the suitcase
i like that he wore an outfit with gloves to hide fingerprints
You gotta do this for the other hitman games aswell great work!!
The secret exit on the last one is literally so crazy 💀
I've got some criticisms and stuff, but honestly good video. wild ending.
Criticisms:
Map One: Marcus was a bad kill, his body will be found in the elevator shaft, especially if it landed on the elevator (though you did address this). Bumping into his guard was also kinda sketchy, and would make it clearer that this was likely a muder. I think carl is a fairly clean kill, the only way he'll be noticed is by a helicopter specifically looking for him.Even then if the dart broke off or fell off, it can reasonably be deemed a suicide as the bartender and guard probably saw him go out to the balcony before he disappeared. The escape was sketchy to me, even though you got your gun back, that (irl) would have made the guards more alert to the possibility that someone was doing something sketchy.
Map Two: I assume that in reality 47 would have reclosed the case, and possibly even had a decoy file to replace the case file with. He seems the kind to be ready for something like that. Alexa was a clean enough kill, its likely she would have been found at some point, but it would've been far enough in the future, and far enough away from the manor that the only sketchy stuff was the brief glimpses people had of 47. Escape was clean, though I do think the gardener/gaurd there at the end might've found you walking away suspicious.
Map Three: you took it to the end of the video :(
Map Four: Royce was cleanish (No one saw the dart that hit her before she wandered off? unlikely), though it ticked me off that you called the coolant for the computer chamber (or the computer chamber itself?) a cooler. Hush was about as clean as Royce. still didn't like the darting in front of people, and the same problem as map one with the guard picking up your gun.
Map Four: I think another good hiding place could've been turning the bodies to wine, but I understand if that the blood might've been too much evidence (I personally think that if you could pull it off unseen with the right spot, the grapes would clear the blood away after not too long). lake was a good hiding spot, and Yates was a clean kill (I don't think his wife was even looking at him when he was hit by the dart). Didnt like darting Tamara, and (though the nearby guards might've prevented this) you might've been able to dump her in the cave instead, but otherwise it was pretty clean
Map Five: even if you chose the later on starting point, 47 still canonically had to open the one train car at the start with the rusty crowbar thing. that plus the fuse and serum is three items used and 1 door stuck open.
Map Three (For real this time): Kills were clean enough. Leaving their guns was kinda sketch. I wouldn't have counted underground guy seeing the bodies personally, as he probably isn't meant to be there and honestly you could have probably restarted to get rid of him, and if not that's just weird. Escape was wild, but truly a way to do it without leaving evidence I suppose. If you did the canon start with the 11th agent (who breaks the target tracking and only lets you track 9 others, at least last I heard), you would've escaped by walking up the road instead of being abducted (which is also a less fun ending)
I love how loads of video games just have an alien ending for seemingly no reason.
6:28 yeahhhhhh they’d find every single one of them 😂😂
Bro... This video deserves more views, its was so entertaining 👏👏
15:50 bruh made me laugh so hard. The way you said it is just 🤌
This was amazing. I'd love to see you attempt this with the other games too.
Why is this so satisfying?
Good job.
The "bomb" from dartmoor isn't a bomb and doesn't produce any shrapnel. If it did though, the briefcase would not stop is or at least be torn apart a bit, resulting in not no but rather different evidence
I have NEVER played Hitman. But I still enjoy this videos.
5:10 This technically could still count as no evidence, because everyone would probably assume Alexa took the file out and just forgot to close the safe.
Thanks for the guide, I'll try this next time I want to get away with murder. And maybe I'll buy Hitman and try it there too.
Perfectly executed video as always
For the train mission, surely because they’ve kidnapped you all the npc’s must know your there so actually you’d probably have to do a kill everyone run dumping their bodies of the side to be claimed by the snow
This guy is has next level dedication, great video!
I’m rewatching this and as you said vulture, a bird flew into my window
yknow, this just makes me imagine a hitman-esque game where instead of being given *all* the info on a target and it being a set mission space, it's open world and you're just... given a target. you have to do all the information gathering on them yourself, familiarizing yourself with their schedule, figuring out places you could potentially do the deed, maybe even making a space to deal with them without leaving evidence...
Great video as always Onion