Even Dumber Americans | Fails From All 50 States
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2023
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If there's anything Failarmy has taught me is electric scooters and rope swings are 2 things I want to stay far, far away from.
And stairs.
.. people in general
When I was a kid I did a rope swing into a river. The rope wrapped up under my armpit as I let go. You wouldn't believe how badly - and for how many days - that rope burn hurt.
And Americans....after bubble wrapping and driving their kids everywhere, they've got no life skills or sense of danger. My grandson age 9 rides his bike to school with all the other local kids scooting and walking. Few adults around for the younger kids keeping an eye, that's it. In small town UK?
And all ladders!
You DON'T throw WATER in a burning pot. Kid was much smarter, he did the right thing by covering the pot.
not that smart, you dont deep fry food in oil in a pan on a gas stove
@kenwittlief255 that's not a gas stove... Kid was pretty smart and calm
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The kid with the pan fire at 22:02 kept a cool head. The sister would've burned the house down lmao
Wtf they were cooking?
@@charles2521fire.
Yea as soon as they said water I was like erm...nope.
@@screaminghorse8818LOL!😂
At least he had the idea to smother it! But… use a metal lid, not a glass one
11:55 That wasn't a fail, that was a rather spectacular win and excellent driving by the truck driver.
Front right suspension sure did fail!
@@donniev8181 True but man, look at what the driver achieved. He jumped a SEMI tractor cab like it was the General Lee. Gotta admire the skill.
@@donniev8181huh. It's almost like that type of vehicle isn't designed to take that kind of impact. Weird. 😜
as a 30 year truck driving veteran, that was fuxkin amazing ! No fail at all, I Watched it a few times
Imagine the epic level of failure and the body count if that stunt had gone sideways.
0:45 “I myself have donated several balls on this hole.”
Bruh 🤦♂️😆
metoo
@@Bmax86nice to see you here again
You wanna hear something wild? That was me filming. And it’s true, several of my balls have gone in the water there🥲
That tractor trailer jump was amazing.
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I agree !!
I agree !
I agree
For get it
15:07 “Look it up, I’m with UPS” petty thief 🤣🤣
That is the most Minnesotan thing ever, tubing and then getting hit in the face with a big ol’fish😂😂
That big rig jump was freakin impressive!
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You know censorship is on a whole new level when they blur a cigarette hanging out of someone's mouth.
😆
Sad time to be alive.
Ad revenue is kinda vital to youtube
@@fermleegrasspit2187isn't this what you want? Capitalism? This is capitalism.
@@MajorasWrath1 Thanks for the cringe.
Her laughter at 01:50 is just SO hilarious 😂
It's great for me to see this video, today will be a happy day for everyone
NICE
nice
Your positivity is felt and appreciated. Thanks for being uplifting!
So UA-cam allows showing people getting seriously injured but you have to blur out a cigarette?
...and bleep words that anyway everybody knows. That's how hypocrisy works.
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So, I'm watching the house in Montana get taken downstream and sitting here in New Mexico going, "That's sad, but I wish we had water..." Then just two and 1/2 minutes later, we get a dingus an Albuquerque using a truck for a boat. Never mind. We're not responsible enough to have water.
🤣
There's always some pendejo ruining it for the rest of us.
That's right and very happy
I have a question?
Fail Army is hilarious 😂🤣😄😅😀☺😎🙂
15:41 was some Final Destination shizz haha
16:06 - Oh great, now their kid will never get born! 😂
12:25 the axe thrower is a genius 🤣🤣🤣
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It's nice to see people asking if they're alright in a lot of these videos.
17:34 *Someone die*
- EPIC!!!
Then they laugh...
That's being an adult
most of the people they ask are unconscious though.
Shouldn't that be considered as normal?!
Fail Army clearly demonstrates that any sort of athletic maneuver should be avoided by people who appear to be taller lying down than they would be standing up. 😂
Little correction for y'all there-- Puerto Rico isn't a US State, it's a Territory (as is the US Virgin Islands, Guam, Samoa, and the Northern Marianas).
Way to miss the forest for the trees.....
@@mam362 Context matters, and as it applies to the video title where it says "From all 50 States", yet there was the additional aforementioned Territory in it lol.
It's a unincorporated territory. Also nobody cares. When you type out bullshit like that it makes you look like a overly pretentious douchebag with ego issues and little to no life at home that makes you feel like you have to prove what little self worth you have in online comments that will be pissed into the void and never seen again. @@DJTheMetalheadMercenary
Well, if we are having a geography class Samoa is not a territory but an independent nation. You must be thinking of American Samoa which is a U.S. territory. And D.C. is not a state, either.
@@shamanbeartwo3819 Yes and correct.
Cigarette pack clap got me laughing
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How was 11:55 a fail? That was 100% success and excellence.
NICE
nice
man cuts down tree
Tree: YOUR BLOODLINE ENDS HERE
*Absolutely amazed how cool everyone in the helicopter reacted to it crashing. Also props to the pilot for handling it that well!*
22:10....water?? sure, only if you want to spread the fire to all over your counter and onto the top of your stove. He did the right thing...a cover is the best solution. Water will result in a disaster fire!!
Exactly
I don’t think they can hear you.
@@JesseDylanMusicBut you can
And you can follow his advice if this happens to you☺️
6:34. At least the Stop sign worked.
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That leak in the boiler room was real painful...
its just double painful thinking about none of the people who got hurt have health insurance 😅
Because they probably voted against it. Or they don't have the jobs that would pay for such frivolities.
22:55 I can honestly say "And that's how I got kicked in the balls by a horse" is not how I ever expected a story to end that started with "So it was a bright sunny day at the beach..."
Pretty sure you're supposed to leave the wild horses alone. I'm with the horse on that one.
@@bookfaerie23 Nor should you ever stand behind a horse. 😅
Yeah, Assateague Island is pretty clear about keeping your distance from the horses.
@@Adam-M- the speedo makes me think the guy was a tourist from europe or something lol. as in, might not know the rules like the Marylanders do haha
That tree falling got dude in the balls pretty good. That had to hurt. Was fun to watch. Great video
Bro i think there’s probably splinters stuck in his nuts
ive been saying oof
Crushed "nuts"...
The guy who was walking on the posts got it worse though 😅
that might be even cracked or fractured pelvis + bonus a severe back pain
16:16 Peter Griffin on his motorcycle in Rhode Island
The semi tractor jumping the ramp into a near perfect parallel park....best thing ever.
i hope michael hansen got that raise from ups i've been hearing about in the news
Lmao
I was really feeling the guy mowing his yard in the rain. I once started mowing and a freak storm came up and I was in a mood and I just kept mowing. 😂😢😅
Pretty sure it was a rather be outside in the rain mowing the lawn then listen to the wife go on about something for an hour.
Honestly? Knowing how wet grass can jam up a mower, I was impressed he could keep going.
I'd either just be getting started or almost done and it starts pouring. Nah, I wanted to mow the grass, this rain ain't stopping me. Nothing bugs me more than leaving a task I wanted to do unfinished. Cause then I gotta look at it. Also some weeks I don't even have the chance to cut the grass, so it either gets cut right then or it doesn't get touched for several weeks.
@@jbranche8024 😂😂😂
My mother buy a new slipper to me and I threw my slipper on the mower and it's being cut into two😂.My father was angry to me.😂
I absolutely lost it with the kid from Illinois (7:51-8:01) !!! watched it 10 times in a row 😂😂😂😂😂
💯 for the backflip into the lake 💯
PS -10 points for these ugly Crocs
I like imagining this is just 1 guy and his wife having their normal day.
y'all should do a whole hour video about Florida, we know you have the footage lol
haha
You could do one with CCTV footage in Florida! You'd see me! Walking my 6'6" self into a gas station, and having the door closer knock me out! Lovely...
haha
5:40 that was a SNAP....btoken leg for sure
I think it may have just been a SLAP.
Totally slap not snap.
I'm absolutely impressed by the America's scenery and its diverse nature😍
Video starts with Florida Man, immediately i know this gonna be a one hell of good time. 😂
"do you like guacamole?"
famous last words
The mashup of random nonsense is hilariously perfect
1:33 yelling stop at several tonnes always works
I saw that video several months ago, and it caused me instant grief back then too.
*times 🤓
@@ninjacat2022 tonnes, as in the weight of the train
@@staticbuilds7613
i read the comment wrong, mb
my dad works at the place this happened lol. hes the guy yelling stop
Just the packaging in that car was worth more than the car itself, incredible
10:39 If those are mosquitoes, I'm not going outside without a full hazmat suit.
That guy on the skidoo was hilarious 😂 he said whoo hoo and got knocked off so quick lmao!! The guy juggling 😂😂 omgawsh he thought someone appreciated and liked his juggling so he turns arnd to thank the person and theres a dude packing his cigarettes lol
0:10 That explains so much about the state.
14:02 He is the biggest optimist I have ever seen. I could never be so lucky!
7:07 Granddad seems like being a cool guy.
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17:49 -- That truck has a towing hitch and decides to tie the tow line to the tailgate? That's the first clue as to why no one is in the car, he put 0 thoughts into completing that mission.
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Buying a tow dolly is less than $200. Renting less than $50.
3:53 didn’t know horses could have understeer 😂
Just needs a front alignment.
1:42 Dude slipped on Tuesday and finally fell on Saturday. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
laugh at 1:42 is just hillarious 🤣🤣🤣
It's like the female version of Shaq laughing at Charles Barkley
it's like 🧽🧽🧽🧽 -> 🦅🦅🦅🦅-> 🚆🚆🚆🚆
When the girl trying to do the handstand fell and hit her leg on the sidewalk, I felt that! I'm sure that really hurt. I hope nothing got broken.
It honestly sounded like it broke. That was brutal.
@briannasevenhuysen5566 Yeah that noise when she hit
A broken thigh can be fatal, or end up shorter than the other leg. Not funny.
As a medical professional I can tell you it was broke
@@jocelynmartin1572 ONLY fatal if it nicks the femural artery... which is a fairly low level risk. It IS still important that she not move (or get moved around) any more than absolutely necessary before assessment and (if needed) the leg immobilized and taken to E.R. for appropriate treatment.
As to "shorter", there are treatments for that, too. They're painful (involving breaking the bone and "stretching" by a traction device, the last I looked) and expensive, but it's certainly not necessarily a permanent issue. It'll depend on how much shorter (mm versus cm, essentially) and the over-all risk versus reward as assessed when they get this fracture or series of fractures treated.
The femur is THE strongest and most durable single bone in human anatomy, AND the human body's ability to heal and recover are pretty amazing, so treat first... then worry about reconstructions or whatever in the case the leg's shorter enough to throw her back out or put her under needless strain. ;o)
The woman at 7:42 - 'What are you guys doing?' - pretty much applies to the whole collection.
Putting the hot water heater in the same room as the fuse box sounds like something someone would do in the 50s
Omg did that girl break her leg or hip falling off his shoulders onto the cement, sounded so loud!!
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0:04 Florida trees be like: "meoow 😺"
It always makes me laugh when two seconds after somebody wipes out (and probably hasn't even had a chance to register it yet) the camera person is asking "Are you alright??? Ha! Ha! Ha!" => DO I LOOK ALRIGHT!!! < ==== LOL!
I feel so sorry for those people who lost their house in Montana. Can't imagine what that would be like
That's no fail, that's a minor tragedy ☹️
@@RealGengarTV for real
umm probably cold cause they don’t got a house
Blessing for insurance money
Yeah, I saw that and was like I can't imagine my house getting destroyed like that. Heartbreaking.
9:25 I've never seen a defeated looking machine before, until now
Transformers: Revenge of the Rust (Or Technician)
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Hope Dakota was OK
- terrible fall, near concrete too.
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@@Bmax86 Cheers M8!
bystander at 1:32: whoa, stop, STOP.
Me, a train: Okay, I guess ill just stop?
As a wisconsinite, seeing the Wisconsin fails made me absolutely die laughing. Keep it up failarmy!!
You are american?
Tell your folks I says hi, will ya?
@@arkadiuszkisza Yep, born and raised
@@nataliefalk4233 i love American women
Everything is hilarious when you're drunk...
2:03 I laughed a bit too hard at this one. I will admit though his tricks were nice.
4:38 that cop was so dramatic.... he fell down and went ''nah am dead'' while the cyclist was ''come on man you a cop and you gonna do me like that?''
The first one had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... wood knocking on wood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:34 I love how he yells stop like he would have the time to stop or even hear him lol
jeepers... Many of these fails could have easily been lethal... it is a miracle some of these people are alive.
some of them were, that silo falling on the backhoe looked fatal
One moment of inattention , several years of inactivity. This was on a big plate in a Danish workshop with big machines. "Et øjebliks uopmærksomhed , flere års uvirksomhed" Strangely enough the worst accidents in workshops happen to the most experienced workers , saying "I could control this machine blindfolded" . Once the machine got your finger , it doesn't let go. It will pull out the tendon up to the elbow.
The fact that many bystanders or people filming often even don't acknowledge the danger in these situations and be like "ahhh" or "ohhhh" is nuts. God bless you America.
Never thought I'd see someone yell stop to a train lmao. They can't😂
15:47 Always carry your dog tags, because they might need your dog tags, because you carry your dog tags
Nicely observed👍
That truck jump may have been the most badass thing I've ever seen. Fuck yeah!
Epic!!!
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4:42 of course he had to hit the cop😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe a person filming someone in distress actually asking that person if they need any help! You don’t see that everyday.
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@@Bmax86 thank you!
11:56 That wasn't a fail, that was pure awesomeness.
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17:35 how can you say this is epic when a guy could be already dead at this point
The cab was still intact. They were fine
7:00 "Well, that's not in one piece anymore!"
- Scott Gaunson, HowRidiculous, at the dam in Switzerland.
I had to immediately think of that line when I saw this.
The person in the truck running over the bollard at the drive-thru will be super fried
Well Florida never disappoints! And from watching so many of these vids, three things...1) 🤿VR headsets are totally dangerous; 2) 🪨💦If you are not sure about a rope swing, best to not try it; 3) 🪓Axe throwing is a wrongful death lawsuit waiting to happen! 😂
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I'm saving this video for whenever I need a pick-me-up. Instant mood booster!
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I don’t know why I watch these. My anxiety shoots through the roof and I spend the entire time saying “oh my god!” and “no no no no!”
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nice to see you here agin
1:34 I was shocked to see the front of that train get crushed like a pop can. I thought there would be something solid in there, or explode when it got popped.
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The centerpiece is actually hinged like a door to allow maintenance and cleaning inside the engine. Now it is suppose to swing outward, not in, but the crane had other ideas for it.
Do a Google Image search for _norfolk and western 475 centered headlight_ to see what I mean
I love this country 🤣
There really ain't much to love, if you ask me
Why?
Murica 🇺🇸
It's easy to love folly in a child.
"Im with UPS" lol
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11:55 was just pure awesome!!!😮😂😂😂
18:24 *SCREAMS*
That must be the weirdest screams i ever heard
What was it tho
looks like a fat squirrel 🐿️
I voted for the guy who busted his cahones trying to hop the pylons, with second place going to the porch thief trying to talk his way out of being caught.
The fact that anyone don't know enough to realize one needs the strength to hold their own weight in order to swing from a rope...LOL 😂
More than your own weight because there's acceleration at work too!
The guy at 0:56....His wife, "When you are done cutting the grass we need to talk!!!"
How the in the hell is that Nebraska semi truck jump a fail. That shit was patriotic
Whoever runs failarmy are the true idiots.
I'm glad they included Puerto Rico 🇵🇷. Cuz that's where I'm from.😎😎😎
The pickup truck in the drive through:
It's just gonna get worse!
It's just gonna get worse!!
It's just gonna get worse!!!
Excuvator was like "I wasn't asking"
At 3:43, how did that ball get in her sweater? 😂😂
At 8:09, HOW do you get that much mold in a car? 😶
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Чел на BMX молодец, спас собачку!
Its like that classic scene from Forest Gump "Are you stupid boy, or did you take lessons??"
The car in the brick wall, that makes the wall collapse later: A Lil' 2 for 1 fails😂
This channel is the mood lifter we didn’t know we needed but are grateful we have! 💖
4:41 Two stars
10:24 I want to see that guy's footage
15:25 If that guy didn't swear to god I wouldn't have believed he was an auditor for UPS
15:45 She gagged so he didn't have to
16:19 Just let Santa have a rest before the holiday season
Before rendering any first aid immediately shout “Are you good?”
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