16:30 Thats gotta be the most stupid thieves ever: Did not check for cameras, did not check for alarm, idiotic enough to believe he can lift an at least 200lbs (probably way more) machine into a way to small trunk and then to top it all of he puts the number plate in perfect view of the camera.
Seriously, it’s like they were checking off a "how to fail at theft" checklist. 🤦♂😂 Cameras? Ignored. Alarm? What’s that? And thinking they could lift a 200+ lb machine into a tiny trunk? Chef’s kiss of stupidity. 🚗💥 Oh, and let’s not forget the *license plate cameo*! That’s the real cherry on top. 🍒📸😂
i saw that one on a dashcam channel a few weeks ago and they said the drive of the white semi died but i've seen it on another dashcam channel that said he lived but was banged up a bit so idk which one's accurate but i'd hazard a guess at serious, like, disabled-for-life level injuries at least since the whole cab got crushed like a soda can
I saw the interview with the wife. Honestly, the driver that hit the tanker, walked away. He was home that day. The tanker truck driver that cut everyone off, also walked away with minor juries. God does work miracles.
I hope other people understood the woman saying “I’ve got to go Julia, but we’ve got cows”. I loved the original Twister and the lady nailed Jamie Gertz’s voice! 😂
I mean if that was just a black bear then yes - the dog would probably scare it off. But that was A MOTHER with its cubs so she will 100% protect them at all cost. Lesson for today? Don't be stupid like that guy thinking his dog will scare them off, I mean, you already have a mess in front of your house, chill, they'll be gone in 10 minutes. Probably turning the lights on and off would make ,,more damage" than this strategy he pulled off. Moron.
iit's a misused disclaimer that ppl add without even thinking about the underlying logic. I see it all the time on car crash compilations, and I too am like, there's no frikken way no one was harmed on a 12 car pileup. I think they mean 'no one was *killed*'.
Saw the short elsewhere and iirc people in the comments said the longer version the driver was able to literally walk away from his cab. Hurt? Possibly. Shook? Absolutely. Dead? Nah.
@@Honukura so he was lucky, darn that had to be a shock and a lesson in why strapping down cargo thoroughly is important. THX on the info, could not find the footage yet elsewhere.
1:38 That dog was already uneasy... She's lucky it didn't get her face. 16:57 did he really think that bike would fit in the trunk of that car? nobody said thieves were smart.
4:19- I hope he didn't know the bears were there when he opened the door. If he thought the dog would chase the bears away, he just learned that nothing gets between momma and her babies.
1:40 the dog was showing every possible sign of stress and discomfort. If you're willing to ignore them and dont train yourself on dog's psychology then dont get a dog at all.
@@johniceland5027 Probably some kind of makeup. I was referring to sucking face with a someone you wouldn't want to be seen with when you're sober...to put it nicely 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do people nowadays put up their phones EVERYWHERE? Like ... "I'm going to brush my teeth. Better set up the camera". "Now I'm cooking noodles. Better set up the camera"
@@nicolebennett3413 obviously. But I suppose us humans are so sentient and high on the food chain, everything else can be treated with disdain. My bad 😞.
For the truck accident. The cammer was a tow truck. The dude driving the semi that hit the other one, DID walk away with minor injuries; and in fact was home the same day. The tanker truck driver that cut everyone off all so walked away with no injuries. True miracle of God that one was.
13:16 Something to consider about safety glass is that the polymers mixed into said glass can suffer plastic fatigue, be it from age or untoward weathering. Whatever the cause, this accounts for the extensive fracture lattice in that windshield.
To be fair. You never get in a dog's face that you don't know like that. We see it as a huge, they see it as a dominate thing. It's basically like walking up and slapping some in the face to them. Plus, How would you feel if a stranger you don't know that's bigger than you came up to you and got in your face like that?
The varying levels of seriousness in this compilation is crazy. We're going from a women losing her hat in the wind to life altering injuries on the turn of a dime! We're all over the place in this one! lol
8:30 For those who are wondering BOTH truck drivers were okay, I believe the white truck driver/the driver with the poles had a few injuries, but he’s alive.
16:30 Thats gotta be the most stupid thieves ever: Did not check for cameras, did not check for alarm, idiotic enough to believe he can lift an at least 200lbs (probably way more) machine into a way to small trunk and then to top it all of he puts the number plate in perfect view of the camera.
That bike probably weighs 500lbs. I'm grateful for stupid thieves like this, we all should be.
my atv weighs 575lbs and i lift it into the bed of my truck by myself. that guy was doing it wrong
Perfectly summarized 😅
yep, people like this is the reason trump won
Seriously, it’s like they were checking off a "how to fail at theft" checklist. 🤦♂😂 Cameras? Ignored. Alarm? What’s that? And thinking they could lift a 200+ lb machine into a tiny trunk? Chef’s kiss of stupidity. 🚗💥 Oh, and let’s not forget the *license plate cameo*! That’s the real cherry on top. 🍒📸😂
8:30 "NO ONE WAS HARMED"
Dude in the truck: "That dude is NOT okay..."
he wasnt harmed, he was Annihilated!
Actually, he survived. As far as I know it was a week or 2 ago.
What an original comment, how long did it take you to think of that one?
@@donniev8181yet here you are with the most unoriginal attempted roast of all time. How sad
Being in life support in a coma, eh ya know. Unharmed. Eh
2:01 - that fall onto the log was potentially serious AF!
At least he didn't suffer any brain damage.
0:51 _Yyyyyeeeaaaaahhhh....im not walking to the fridge_
That truck collision no chance no one was harmed.
"That dude is not okay"
my thoughts: it was the biggest lie I read today
On the original video they said the driver was shaken but okay. Cuts and bruises, nothing more.
i saw that one on a dashcam channel a few weeks ago and they said the drive of the white semi died but i've seen it on another dashcam channel that said he lived but was banged up a bit so idk which one's accurate but i'd hazard a guess at serious, like, disabled-for-life level injuries at least since the whole cab got crushed like a soda can
I saw the interview with the wife. Honestly, the driver that hit the tanker, walked away. He was home that day. The tanker truck driver that cut everyone off, also walked away with minor juries. God does work miracles.
3:05 I love how cats will take a major tumble then walk away calmly as if nothing happened.
I think the cat is chasing the mouse up there but fail
I don't know if he's covering his embarrassment or just imperturbable. 😂
Basically trying to say "I meant to do that"
Doing a full scorpion on top of a swordfish is legendary
Teehee
That made my neck hurt just watching it
average fishing experience.
I hope other people understood the woman saying “I’ve got to go Julia, but we’ve got cows”. I loved the original Twister and the lady nailed Jamie Gertz’s voice! 😂
Need that deer for porch pirates
Didn’t see that one coming!!
4:20 "Who are you barking at boy?!" -that bear
pretty sick clip
😂😂😂😈👀😆😎
I mean if that was just a black bear then yes - the dog would probably scare it off. But that was A MOTHER with its cubs so she will 100% protect them at all cost.
Lesson for today? Don't be stupid like that guy thinking his dog will scare them off, I mean, you already have a mess in front of your house, chill, they'll be gone in 10 minutes.
Probably turning the lights on and off would make ,,more damage" than this strategy he pulled off. Moron.
OMG, that is hilarious
dog: I had one too many drinks that night. 🥴
The fish slap was hilarious 😂😂😂❤
0:52- I like how he made sure he was lined up in the correct spot to cause maximum damage before he said yeah and hit the gas
Sounds like retching or some kind of attack at the start. May have caused him to hit the wrong pedal.
@@paulkennedy8701 No, this is definitely a Gremlin "Errrrr..." and that's totally what a Gremlin would do to mess with people :D
I gota know how the airplane seat clip ended😮
Did that airplane seat clip end up falling off?
Did that airplane seat clip end up falling off?
8:30 nobody was harmed? How? That semi just had its cab part sheered off by the cargo. That dude is lucky as fuck or very dead.
iit's a misused disclaimer that ppl add without even thinking about the underlying logic. I see it all the time on car crash compilations, and I too am like, there's no frikken way no one was harmed on a 12 car pileup.
I think they mean 'no one was *killed*'.
If not dead, he is in horrible shape...
You still don't understand
Saw the short elsewhere and iirc people in the comments said the longer version the driver was able to literally walk away from his cab. Hurt? Possibly. Shook? Absolutely. Dead? Nah.
@@Honukura so he was lucky, darn that had to be a shock and a lesson in why strapping down cargo thoroughly is important. THX on the info, could not find the footage yet elsewhere.
3:07- aren't cats great?
Walks away like nothing happened.
1:38 That dog was already uneasy... She's lucky it didn't get her face. 16:57 did he really think that bike would fit in the trunk of that car? nobody said thieves were smart.
That man had to just let the dog approach her bruh she JUST set up her camera
What kind of dog was already uneasy?
8:54 Typical BMW driver !!🤣
Kieth Moon in a former life.
Lol @@dcsteve7869
18:28
"Hey Bill, the tail gate's still open."
"The what?"
"Never mind."
4:19- I hope he didn't know the bears were there when he opened the door.
If he thought the dog would chase the bears away, he just learned that nothing gets between momma and her babies.
1:08 that's the sound of a shattered wrist, I know, i've done it
😮😮😮... also looks like the hand is at a weird angle.
11:47 brought me to tears 😂🤣😭
Got me wheezing for sure! 😂
5:06 "Are you pissed?"
A simple "yes" would have sufficed.
Sometimes it requires a demonstration.
9:21 They’re strafing out into the street. That’s a pretty solid W there 😂😂😂
The swimming pool around the 1 min mark 😂 poor girl lol that was gold
1:09 that shriek of pain broke the sound barrier 🤣🤣🤣
Wow! 😮 That deer 🦌 just came out of the garage and scared 😱 the delivery guy 📦 away.
1:20 It came out of the garden. Autocorrect may have messed it up.
Where the hell that deer spawn from!? 😂😂
Behind the bushes. They look for sheltered areas to sleep.
Package thief.
🥷
the woman screaming at the snake- those were pure screams of terror
4:00 Kicking grandpa that hard is diabolical 😂
Got real nervous at 5:28 when i saw that big ass knife 🔪 😅
The way he was slicing the watermelon looked dangerous as hell.
1:40 the dog was showing every possible sign of stress and discomfort. If you're willing to ignore them and dont train yourself on dog's psychology then dont get a dog at all.
13:03 Ah yes...doing something you'll regret when you're sober. It's ok man...we've all been there...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What was on her face?
@@johniceland5027 Probably some kind of makeup. I was referring to sucking face with a someone you wouldn't want to be seen with when you're sober...to put it nicely 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:51 the sound he made 😂😂😂😂
Eeeeeaaaf
@@Dominator_425 like an uncle sitting down 😂
Sounded totally planned! hahah "eeeaahhh..*floors it*
9:36 how DISGUSTING!!
16:50 Sharpest piece of butter in the fridge
Do people nowadays put up their phones EVERYWHERE? Like ... "I'm going to brush my teeth. Better set up the camera". "Now I'm cooking noodles. Better set up the camera"
Yep. TIKTOK is a disease.
First rule of petting a dog that you don't know..... don't ever feed your face to them
Well put. Always assume they'll bite.
Doesn't change the fact that the dog is aggressive.
@@nicolebennett3413I've seen humans do worse🙄
@kojoyeboah7 okay.....but we are talking about a dog here.
@@nicolebennett3413 obviously. But I suppose us humans are so sentient and high on the food chain, everything else can be treated with disdain. My bad 😞.
0:22 they used the luck of his entire life
☘️ ☘️ ☘️
8:19 Congratulations, you just won a fluorescent light bulb!
I thought that was funny.
16:36 Did this guy try stealing a motorcycle by tryin to put it in a trunk of a car?!.🤔🏍🤨
For the truck accident. The cammer was a tow truck. The dude driving the semi that hit the other one, DID walk away with minor injuries; and in fact was home the same day. The tanker truck driver that cut everyone off all so walked away with no injuries. True miracle of God that one was.
God doesn't exist
00:52
He knew what he was gonna do. He even said “Yeeeah”, right before punching it through the wall. 😂
*NO ONE WAS HARMED*
_THAT DUDE IS NOT OKAY_
Which one?
5:23 How fortunate he was to escape unharmed.
18:04 he's training to be the cops perfectly. Break everything
Who is training to be the cops perfectly?
13:16 Something to consider about safety glass is that the polymers mixed into said glass can suffer plastic fatigue, be it from age or untoward weathering. Whatever the cause, this accounts for the extensive fracture lattice in that windshield.
4:36 😂 the way it got silent.
That guy trying to jump and then just… no. He went from 0 to 'regret' in 2 seconds. 😂 Dude, your body’s not a trampoline!
2:16 number 43 will never celebrate early again.
2:46 Her head sounded like the start of a bowling ball rolling down the lane😂😂😂
She died
@ Cool!
0:32 a chain reaction, darn!
That was glorius
8:28 Final Destination 😂
True, it's Final Destination, but it isn't funny.
The mouse under the stove or whatever, got me good
Yeah I will NEVER want a glass table or glass desk of any kind lol
Kamala failed
Yes! God is always in control of the election, God is good! Trump is good _enough_ for a president
She always was gonna😂
Yes she did🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@ the god emperor is back
Amazing how much the USA hates women they refuse to vote for a woman over a rapist.
12:42 I think the chairs might be trying to tell him something
Presumably "We have not been made strong enough for the sort of use we will get and really ought to be able to handle."
0:43 how the hell did that happen?
Tees don’t always fly in the same direction in case you are not a golfer..that one unfortunately flew backwards right into the camera person 😂😂
19:21 road head in progress?
Why do mice always elicit Daffy Duck screams?
@1:56 I think the person in the car is listening to Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
No doubt that was Dan Carlin!
1:40 grabbing an unknown dog like that is a pretty big fail indeed, the dog taught her a lesson 😆
That one clip reminded me of a scene in "The Mummy" in the library.
lost brain cells watching this
Stop saying no one was harmed when someone was very clearly harmed!
1:10 me when I fall down a bottomless pit
I'm so glad that I'm not stupid.
0:12 DId this guy just get fish slapped by a deah fish?😅 Man I have seen it all now 🤣
Dude lucky he didn't get his 🥜 impaled on that sharp bill!!!
11:32 dude wasn't mad, was just impressed.
Thanks for brightening my day with these hilarious clips!
0:09. 1:35. 3:52. 8:18.
14:26. 17:23.
Clumsy, careless people, are really, really annoying.
I don't ask for much-just that whoever reads this finds health, happiness, and love in abundance. Wishing you a beautiful day, my friend
1:09 she sounds like she wants to swing from the chandelier lol
14:34 oh that's dangerous electricity.
"Where you going with my fish?!" 🐟😂😂
12:15 I'm putting that dog to sleep.
It was the woman's fault entirely.
@@ahwell9984 Sure, sure...
1:38 Put it down now.
To be fair. You never get in a dog's face that you don't know like that. We see it as a huge, they see it as a dominate thing. It's basically like walking up and slapping some in the face to them. Plus, How would you feel if a stranger you don't know that's bigger than you came up to you and got in your face like that?
17:23 Hidden advertising for Coca-Cola. Why? Only a bottle of Coca-Cola remained standing on the broken table😆
The dog running to the back to check the damage lol.
If "no one was harmed" a few people in this video have top-tier guardian angels.
Nazi exterminations in the 40s...
Fail Army:
*no one was harmed*
You watch FailArmy enough and it becomes an educational Channel
How does the first clip make him a moron?
0:51 the little Jesus going for a ride LOL
Dude was making out with Ghost Face Killah.
The varying levels of seriousness in this compilation is crazy. We're going from a women losing her hat in the wind to life altering injuries on the turn of a dime! We're all over the place in this one! lol
1:21 Oh deer
The cover is the exact physical definition of what happened in jurassic world
That cartwheel 🤸 fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣
2:37 the blonde almost went out the window😂
My question is, "Did these people suffer brain damage before or after the video was recorded? Or possibly both."
The falling tires was my favorite in this video.
9:05 look I'm not saying some people are literal NPC's but... if I was looking for proof this is it
best episode ever in this channel!!!!!!!!😄😄😄😄😄😄
*There's a reason businesses anchor shelves!* I wonder whose bright idea it was to install them so poorly lol.
Those weren't even shelves.
11:31 hahah that was sick
Yeah, where was the fail in that clip?
0:01😱😱😱
0:14😅😅😅
0:33😲😲😲
1:23😲😲😲
Hey Man! Your ride's lit!🤘😎
ohaaaaa der arme Windsurfer!!! wird der reif von einer Luftmatratze attackiert 🤣
8:30 For those who are wondering BOTH truck drivers were okay, I believe the white truck driver/the driver with the poles had a few injuries, but he’s alive.