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  • @jarlyab1255
    @jarlyab1255 4 роки тому +5427

    The robin simps: He’s Robin my heart

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore 4 роки тому +43

      @Aaron Logiste same

    • @beaner1410
      @beaner1410 4 роки тому +83

      well i accidentally stole the comment, i am sorry

    • @kenji21
      @kenji21 4 роки тому +57

      Damn it now i'm also simping for Robin

    • @idontexist1966
      @idontexist1966 4 роки тому +7

      Yes

    • @zetroll0372
      @zetroll0372 4 роки тому +6

      @Aaron Logiste same.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 4 роки тому +4916

    Wetting the brush softens the bristles that harden after a few hours. If left harden, it'll be uncomfortable in your mouth and can cause a bit of damage.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +151

      Mine keeps being soft, but I do put it back in its original package for hygiene reasons, and make sure I've rinsed it with hot water. Maybe I'm the weird one.

    • @demirdincay3648
      @demirdincay3648 4 роки тому +99

      and the after wet is to clean the remaining toothpaste and saliva

    • @chkn0197
      @chkn0197 4 роки тому +75

      I've always wet it before and after putting toothpaste without any reason

    • @kel7046
      @kel7046 4 роки тому +12

      Oh

    • @kel7046
      @kel7046 4 роки тому +10

      When no one talk when you talk ..............

  • @CamoFlash7_
    @CamoFlash7_ 4 роки тому +1305

    Thumbnail:
    Sun: Wait, I've been the cause of Global Warming?
    Humans: *Always have been.*

    • @amieI7123
      @amieI7123 4 роки тому +8

      Its humans fault

    • @calatwork7308
      @calatwork7308 4 роки тому +62

      @@amieI7123 yes, that's the joke

    • @rhys3089
      @rhys3089 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks

    • @kel7046
      @kel7046 4 роки тому +1

      It the hot wet sun it want for you to move on it...because of global warming you want more sp you want to have global kid warming.don't you want the hot wet sun .............. I'm weird

    • @kel7046
      @kel7046 4 роки тому +1

      When you add hot wet to every single replies

  • @achithefemboy
    @achithefemboy 3 роки тому +445

    "Do u ever bring ur pet up to a mirror and ur just like "that is you"
    Yes, yes I do.

    • @NewtubeWorldYT
      @NewtubeWorldYT 3 роки тому +5

      When I looked at this comment, that was the meme that came up

    • @Furgleson
      @Furgleson 3 роки тому +4

      I can confirm the comment

    • @IonzzS3
      @IonzzS3 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @amrayFR
      @amrayFR 3 роки тому

      LIKE THE VIDEO

    • @miuiswaifu
      @miuiswaifu 3 роки тому

      Yeah sometime

  • @cyborg_ninja2595
    @cyborg_ninja2595 4 роки тому +532

    Me who doesn’t usually get stomach problems from Tacobell:
    *I see no god up here, Other than me.*

    • @Jilted84
      @Jilted84 4 роки тому +9

      i have eaten 3 beef tacos and 3 chalupas in one siting

    • @donutassasin8586
      @donutassasin8586 4 роки тому +5

      All hail cyborg ninja25 the one who can consume taco bell without taking long shots after

    • @VYT738
      @VYT738 4 роки тому +1

      @@scortcher bot

    • @scortcher
      @scortcher 4 роки тому +1

      @@sillygoose42069 sorry ment 4:55😂😂💔

    • @scortcher
      @scortcher 4 роки тому

      @@VYT738 Hi again :3

  • @WhyHeEepy
    @WhyHeEepy 4 роки тому +288

    The worst thing is when you're an imposter in Among us, the other kills, and everyone blames you. Fricken hurts.

    • @Su.824
      @Su.824 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @mustaphaelhachimi445
      @mustaphaelhachimi445 4 роки тому

      Justin Bieber in different languages meme 😂👇👇
      ua-cam.com/video/s_09frF5haA/v-deo.html

    • @anothegg7591
      @anothegg7591 4 роки тому +6

      I felt that once.. I cried for 5 minutes.

    • @gusgusgamer543
      @gusgusgamer543 4 роки тому

      Corona: All might push

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 4 роки тому

      @saimilkii it's not funny, but i do have to give him credit. it is justin bieber in different languages.

  • @RuneDrageon
    @RuneDrageon 4 роки тому +324

    Robin: "Before i say something stupid, ..."
    Me after that intro pun: ... too late

    • @mustaphaelhachimi445
      @mustaphaelhachimi445 4 роки тому +1

      Justin Bieber in different languages meme 😂👇👇
      ua-cam.com/video/s_09frF5haA/v-deo.html

    • @nathoghazi5026
      @nathoghazi5026 4 роки тому +1

      @@mustaphaelhachimi445 stfu

    • @shenarasmith4497
      @shenarasmith4497 4 роки тому +1

      Emkay: im not robin your house, im not robin banks...
      Me: but your robin my hart 👌

  • @Beetle-l7i
    @Beetle-l7i 3 роки тому +386

    Boomer humor: I hate my wife
    Millennial humor: I hate my life
    Gen Z humor: *Bass boosted Toothbrush*

    • @simracingchannelyt6170
      @simracingchannelyt6170 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @turger1361
      @turger1361 3 роки тому +7

      Yes
      Got em

    • @phoenixbda6164
      @phoenixbda6164 3 роки тому

      no 69 likes 4 u

    • @l0fi0wl48
      @l0fi0wl48 2 роки тому +8

      I hate my wife, I hate my life, I wanna die,
      ✨beep beep lettuce✨
      (Any fellow Gregs here?)

    • @alinepeed7167
      @alinepeed7167 2 роки тому

      I just laughed waaay to hard at this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Thatonestupidumbreon
    @Thatonestupidumbreon 4 роки тому +255

    Some kid at school yelling at me: "Why are you so talkative and annoying."
    Me: "Because if I wasn't, I would be ignored and forgotten."

    • @thoghtugs584
      @thoghtugs584 4 роки тому +22

      I mean..
      *Wouldn't you want to be forgotten tho..?*
      I mean maybe it's just me and my introverted problems but I feel like being invisible is much better

    • @alexissinclair
      @alexissinclair 4 роки тому +2

      Is it just me or is that who I am intierly

    • @tonimarshall61
      @tonimarshall61 4 роки тому +8

      Meme
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      Never, ever desert you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      No, I'm never gonna give you up
      No, I'm never gonna let you down
      No, I'll never run around and hurt you
      I'll never, ever desert you

    • @Khronophobia
      @Khronophobia 3 роки тому +2

      @@tonimarshall61 Why?

    • @fanofalmosteverything4658
      @fanofalmosteverything4658 3 роки тому +2

      @@Khronophobia
      N e v e r G o n n a G i v e Y o u U p
      N e v e r G o n n a L e t Y o u D o w n
      N e v e r G o n n a R u n A r o u n d A n d D e s e r t Y o u
      N e v e r G o n n a M a k e Y o u C r y
      N e v e r G o n n a S a y G o o d b y e
      N e v e r G o n n a T e l l A l i e A n d H u r t Y o u
      B u t I A m G o n n a A n n o y Y o u

  • @syllight9053
    @syllight9053 4 роки тому +1008

    Fun Fact: Smiling is basically showing your teeth to other people.

    • @rosenboys.
      @rosenboys. 4 роки тому +54

      so is skinning off all of your facial skin

    • @dragonblast4854
      @dragonblast4854 4 роки тому +70

      This is why you should smile with your mouth closed,

    • @ButtonXD
      @ButtonXD 4 роки тому +12

      @@dragonblast4854 i smile like that xd

    • @thebenmattshow8175
      @thebenmattshow8175 4 роки тому +8

      Why, why the heck would u say that

    • @ggggguh
      @ggggguh 4 роки тому +6

      grinning?

  • @copper8954
    @copper8954 4 роки тому +521

    robin: stop wasting water
    Me in the shower for 45 mins: stand up comedy, concerts, crying, martial arts, overthinking things, talking to myself, crying some more, clean self, meditation, overthink things again, and get out.

    • @themyconidwitch
      @themyconidwitch 3 роки тому +22

      same dude although i sometimes just catapult myself into the 4th or 8th dimension for some reason

    • @fincheggs5867
      @fincheggs5867 3 роки тому +7

      sometimes I like to marinate in the bathtub
      just soaking the water

    • @themyconidwitch
      @themyconidwitch 3 роки тому +5

      @Brookelynn Tate yea but do you have the power to catapult yourself into the 4th and 8th dimension at will?

    • @copper8954
      @copper8954 3 роки тому +1

      @@themyconidwitch LMFAO

    • @sanstheskeleton8347
      @sanstheskeleton8347 3 роки тому +2

      mine is just a lot of jojo poses, and a lot of time singing jojo songs in terrible japanese while listening to said songs.

  • @BlueZaddy
    @BlueZaddy 2 роки тому +2

    "Are you really an introvert or were you just ignored every time you used to talk and now you just prefer being quiet?"
    That literally made me cry

  • @MichealllA
    @MichealllA 4 роки тому +311

    "I need to establish dominence in my household"
    *Cut to EmKay T-Posing over his cat*

    • @V2_Prime895
      @V2_Prime895 3 роки тому +2

      You mean Robin?

    • @V2_Prime895
      @V2_Prime895 3 роки тому +2

      EmKay is the team

    • @MichealllA
      @MichealllA 3 роки тому +1

      Oh ok sorry

    • @blykewolfgaming8677
      @blykewolfgaming8677 3 роки тому +3

      @@V2_Prime895 yes, but the entire EmKay team asserting their dominance Though

    • @spoopdydoo7103
      @spoopdydoo7103 3 роки тому +2

      @@V2_Prime895 no I believe he means the amalgam entity known as emkay

  • @DnAfilms405
    @DnAfilms405 3 роки тому +155

    I feel that social anxiety bro. Ends up feeling physically taxing to be in a crowded area sometimes, I just feel constantly watched for no reason. Feel like an idiot.

    • @Burromuerto_
      @Burromuerto_ 3 роки тому

      I LIKE SNAKES BTW

    • @Burromuerto_
      @Burromuerto_ 3 роки тому

      jk haha get prank lmao hahahaha

    • @kimaru135
      @kimaru135 3 роки тому +3

      I get that. I saw that and I felt it too. Hit so perfectly close to home for me

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus 3 роки тому

      if someone touches me in public, please get the fuck away from me.

    • @alec2399
      @alec2399 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @Bpc8
    @Bpc8 4 роки тому +140

    This is literally me IRL

  • @Chickenandbeans
    @Chickenandbeans 3 роки тому +51

    A complete list of every time Robin laughed in this video
    1:55
    2:09
    5:50
    8:32
    8:58
    15:29

    • @Regular5365
      @Regular5365 2 роки тому +2

      this comment Ned's to be recognized more

    • @chaos6687
      @chaos6687 Рік тому

      The hero we didn't ask for, but the hero we needed

  • @thomvanderleest6054
    @thomvanderleest6054 4 роки тому +175

    0:15 the dad jokes are evolving, just backwards

    • @scortcher
      @scortcher 4 роки тому +2

      4:55
      If you want a T-shirt like that go to the link 🌟
      www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Entire-Bee-Movie-script-QR-code-by-StarsAndSweets/64251103.WFLAH

    • @VYT738
      @VYT738 4 роки тому +2

      @@scortcher bot

    • @phantomfish1285
      @phantomfish1285 4 роки тому

      Bruh I didn't see the full title so all I saw was global war I was so confused XD

    • @Epicwolf-ew7ig
      @Epicwolf-ew7ig 4 роки тому

      There's a word for that, buddy :) it's called devolving :) (joking please don't try to attack me)

    • @scortcher
      @scortcher 4 роки тому

      @@VYT738 I like the fact that I liked all your comments 👌😂

  • @aaaaaasafafasfasfasfsaa11
    @aaaaaasafafasfasfasfsaa11 4 роки тому +505

    Fun Fact: *Today is today*

  • @tobalina4565
    @tobalina4565 4 роки тому +613

    robin: "im not robin ur house, im not robin anythi-"
    me: "ur robin my boredom"

    • @originalusername295
      @originalusername295 4 роки тому +6

      He should give it back!

    • @tobalina4565
      @tobalina4565 4 роки тому +4

      @Brightmares wdym

    • @tobalina4565
      @tobalina4565 4 роки тому +4

      @@chillishnoob131 to late :/ im over 69

    • @tobalina4565
      @tobalina4565 4 роки тому +3

      @@chillishnoob131 now we gotta how for 96 ;)

    • @docidioc
      @docidioc 4 роки тому +2

      Slightly stolen, i’ll allow it. Even though you’re robin comments

  • @shy1157
    @shy1157 2 роки тому +1

    6:07
    fun and sad fact: declawing a cat actually chops off the tips of their paws, which is also why cats that are declawed have shorter paws, it'd be like cutting off the tips of your fingers

  • @veryfunnydidlaugh2460
    @veryfunnydidlaugh2460 3 роки тому +62

    1:34 as a polish person i 100% agree, we all levitate as we have ascended

  • @daiyousei.1586
    @daiyousei.1586 4 роки тому +1103

    Fun fact: People criticize you for small mistakes you make instead of the big good things you've done

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 4 роки тому +213

    8:09 Things that give people feelings of power:
    Money:
    Status:
    Coming back after 3 years and effortlessly beating “that level”:

    • @bonelesspizza6642
      @bonelesspizza6642 4 роки тому +3

      this has the same vibe as coming back and finally understanding what to to

    • @audiosxlve
      @audiosxlve 4 роки тому +1

      ikr a mobile game was so hard for me like 2 years ago and i just now played it and it was no sweat AT ALL

    • @Scp--op7ub
      @Scp--op7ub 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @Scp--op7ub
      @Scp--op7ub 4 роки тому

      After I discovered grinding xp I beat the boss level in a (not gonna say which) game

    • @bonelesspizza6642
      @bonelesspizza6642 4 роки тому

      @@Scp--op7ub minecraft?

  • @lolexile9014
    @lolexile9014 3 роки тому +10

    I love how its literally just the name that includes global warming and Wikipedia just comes in like:
    Climate change
    Wikipedia
    Climate change includes both global warming driven by human-induced emissions of greenhouse gases and the resulting large-scale shifts in weather patterns.

  • @Ceobread
    @Ceobread 4 роки тому +217

    As an introvert
    I prefer staying indoors
    and mostly ignored when I was social
    *So now I'm gonna be the scum in the internet*

  • @imightbeterrible
    @imightbeterrible 3 роки тому +557

    I like how masculine robin sounds yet he has a cat named munchkin

  • @witchypoo7353
    @witchypoo7353 4 роки тому +115

    Robin saying, “I can imagine death better than that” killed me. He’s incredibly relatable, which honestly worries me. You okay my guy?

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 4 роки тому +5

      Oh he's fiiiiinnnneeeeee!
      He's as fine as we are!
      And you know we aren't fine...

    • @witchypoo7353
      @witchypoo7353 4 роки тому

      @@definitelynotagenocider5204 lmao. Oh yeah, deeeeefinitely

  • @robertwilloughby8050
    @robertwilloughby8050 2 роки тому +9

    To be fair to Sam, he did lose each one - honourably and often close to winning! He was a prodigy, just not quite as far as he and others thought he was. He became a respected International Master.

  • @Rogue-Cheese
    @Rogue-Cheese 4 роки тому +67

    Fun fact:
    The story of how Isaac Newton discovered gravity is partially correct. At the time, gravity had already been discovered. The untold part of the story is that it was a very windy day, and so when the apple fell, the wind pushed it a bit. So, Newton thought, "What if the force pushing the apple as it fell was strong enough to essentially make it fall forever?" And then he went on to shape our understanding of things like orbit.

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 2 роки тому +6

      Also the apple didn’t hit him in the head, he just saw an Apple fall off the tree he was sitting under

    • @wackyanimations3326
      @wackyanimations3326 Рік тому

      @@pocketmarcy6990 that detail doesnt really matter since both work but yeah

  • @rewe3536
    @rewe3536 3 роки тому +30

    For me wetting the toothbrush server the two purposes:
    The first one is to clean the toothbrush. This is good when your toothbrush stays in open air, or in some place where it can touch other toothbrushes.
    The second one it so the paste gets wet and easily mix with the water.

  • @caseybaierl1562
    @caseybaierl1562 3 роки тому +32

    3:15
    When you feel guilty for not working on your essay but you’re still not working on your essay
    because you’re too busy watching Emkay

  • @276З
    @276З 3 роки тому +7

    1:54
    Girl: heyyy >:(
    Employee: ok, salty it is

  • @joeshmoe735
    @joeshmoe735 4 роки тому +59

    Psychology majors can be depressed cause we k ow how and why we are, that's depressing

    • @lolbit_5689
      @lolbit_5689 4 роки тому +1

      Off topic but I love your pfp

  • @jack_kennedy
    @jack_kennedy 4 роки тому +215

    Global warming is just the government releasing gases
    -Ron from GTA V

    • @AlexanderLasam48
      @AlexanderLasam48 4 роки тому +4

      I didin't expect a GTA 5 comment but ok

    • @treflecrystal
      @treflecrystal 4 роки тому +3

      me going from 2020 to 2021: aw shit, here we go again

    • @Retaliatixn
      @Retaliatixn 4 роки тому +2

      And you tell me this... ON THE PHONE ? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ?!!!

    • @treflecrystal
      @treflecrystal 4 роки тому

      who are you talking to Alexander, Gabei or me?

    • @rooin5517
      @rooin5517 4 роки тому +1

      YOU BETTER BE WORKING RON!!

  • @bijuthotta
    @bijuthotta 3 роки тому +383

    No one
    Literally no one
    The apple that fell on Newton’s head
    “Imma start this man’s whole career.”

    • @yourblender3726
      @yourblender3726 3 роки тому +8

      HUEHUEHUE **DIARRHEA CUTELY**

    • @danielemazzali9810
      @danielemazzali9810 3 роки тому +5

      Imagine if instead of an apple tree it was a watermelon tree

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 3 роки тому +2

      I hate to be "that guy" but an apple did NOT fall on newton's head

    • @karttikeyagoddanti8299
      @karttikeyagoddanti8299 3 роки тому

      @@toothpasteman3400 I’m sorry but r/woooosh

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 3 роки тому

      @@karttikeyagoddanti8299 how is that a woosh the joke didn't go over me I was just stating a simple fact that an apple did not fall on his head

  • @turtletime
    @turtletime 3 роки тому +14

    8:50
    Saturn: am I a joke to you?
    Saturn has 82 moons and lots for rocks in the rings soo

    • @Noah.is.sleepy
      @Noah.is.sleepy 2 роки тому

      Saturn: guess I’ll just bring up the earths population of earth in rocks
      I can’t see them; I’m a planet.

  • @ovoid_ovvie
    @ovoid_ovvie 3 роки тому +37

    I'm Australian. In year 1 they told us "the emergency number, 000, can be read upside down, in case your eyes don't adjust to the upside down light in the first few seconds of waking up."

    • @deo.
      @deo. 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe late, but the reference hehe
      (if u meant it)

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie 3 роки тому +1

      @@deo. is that a reference to something?

  • @mediocrebreakfast8024
    @mediocrebreakfast8024 3 роки тому +167

    *“Juno was mad, he know he been had so he shot at the sun with a gun”*

    • @scoutgaming7144
      @scoutgaming7144 3 роки тому +3

      Who Juno ?

    • @mediocrebreakfast8024
      @mediocrebreakfast8024 3 роки тому +3

      @@scoutgaming7144 he was mad so he shot the sun with a gun.. {it’s a song
      the ruler of everything}

    • @scoutgaming7144
      @scoutgaming7144 3 роки тому +2

      @@mediocrebreakfast8024 oh

    • @Burromuerto_
      @Burromuerto_ 3 роки тому +2

      i embarse milkne btw

    • @DuoScot
      @DuoScot 3 роки тому +9

      ...shot at the sun with a gun, shot at his wily one only friend.

  • @fujiwaranokunihito7575
    @fujiwaranokunihito7575 4 роки тому +5

    If anyone's wondering, the girl at 12:10 is Rika Jougasaki and she originates from The Idolmaster.

    • @ulemek5690
      @ulemek5690 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you ive been scrolling for forever

    • @bloodmoon4378
      @bloodmoon4378 2 роки тому

      Thank you very much, my good sir.

  • @TyePansa
    @TyePansa 3 роки тому +1

    Who hates it when you drop your eraser in school and it literally travels through time and space and you can never find it

  • @BruhBruh-ze5jz
    @BruhBruh-ze5jz 4 роки тому +123

    "I'm not robbin' your house."

    • @VoiceIsMeming
      @VoiceIsMeming 4 роки тому

      Grammar police wya

    • @Haunted_Jacolope
      @Haunted_Jacolope 4 роки тому +1

      @@VoiceIsMeming leave them alone

    • @user-vd4tr5qo9o
      @user-vd4tr5qo9o 4 роки тому

      @@VoiceIsMeming he didn't misspell anything

    • @jinx7641
      @jinx7641 4 роки тому

      @@VoiceIsMeming
      Gone, because there are no grammatical errors.

  • @Crogallingtime
    @Crogallingtime 4 роки тому +50

    I'm going to be honest, the Polish pedestrian looks like all the others, idk where they took that cursed pedestrian from

    • @jixdl8617
      @jixdl8617 4 роки тому +5

      What do you mean i always float when i go to my local lidl or żabka (frog yes thats the name of a small grocery stores)

    • @kikikillian1208
      @kikikillian1208 4 роки тому

      Isn't Lidl German?

  • @ace_lz
    @ace_lz 4 роки тому +14

    5:32 "Are you really an extrovert, or are you just pretending to be one online to make fun of introverts knowing they will be too shy to answer?"

  • @Mousalanche
    @Mousalanche Рік тому +2

    2:38 Nah I just miss the toothbrush completely

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 4 роки тому +388

    Social Anxiety Disorder in an acronym is S.A.D.
    Edit: Bruh, Im not being deep, it’s a damn joke lol

    • @annoyinggaster
      @annoyinggaster 3 роки тому +11

      F

    • @ruota4796
      @ruota4796 3 роки тому +46

      Im deep and this is 14

    • @cinemaswamp1095
      @cinemaswamp1095 3 роки тому +7

      That ecplains a lot. Thank you for helping me see my issue.

    • @ruota4796
      @ruota4796 3 роки тому +8

      @@cinemaswamp1095 Im sorry for you man. I think i have social anxiety too but im not sure. I dont like saying this stuff around because i dont like sounding like that 14 year old that says he/she is bipolar and shit. Hope it gets better.

    • @confused_shark2537
      @confused_shark2537 3 роки тому +6

      @@ruota4796 *we are the same.*

  • @samuraigoose423
    @samuraigoose423 4 роки тому +60

    Child: plz don’t end the world
    Boomers: ITS THE DAMN GAMES

  • @acidbunny5
    @acidbunny5 4 роки тому +218

    Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
    Him: That one man I saw was really cute

    • @L_A_Z_A_R_U_S
      @L_A_Z_A_R_U_S 4 роки тому +7

      R/antimeme

    • @kaievolutions1268
      @kaievolutions1268 4 роки тому +5

      r/GAYPEOPLE

    • @MrsHeat
      @MrsHeat 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh that's like " well he wasn't thinking of other girls lel "

    • @memory8936
      @memory8936 4 роки тому +1

      That was suddenly gay

    • @RiddleMajor
      @RiddleMajor 4 роки тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... not.

  • @gwenythmoxley5360
    @gwenythmoxley5360 3 роки тому +6

    I'm not an introvert am just so used to either being ignored or being talked over

  • @minor7156
    @minor7156 3 роки тому +74

    Wait is robin gonna go up the the bank owner and say “Hi, my name is Robin DaBank!”

    • @nxx99
      @nxx99 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @manaswinsingh7760
      @manaswinsingh7760 3 роки тому +3

      Would be better if you said "Hi, I'm Robin DaBank

  • @Akako1004
    @Akako1004 4 роки тому +77

    2:22
    *Ha* . My cat *has* my trust he's sitting on my lap right n-
    aww, he just left

  • @justjoshy5775
    @justjoshy5775 4 роки тому +58

    Petition to make Robin's intro:
    Are you throbbin'? Cause I'm Robin

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 4 роки тому +2

      I.. uh...

    • @calebshmanderson
      @calebshmanderson 4 роки тому

      Don't make the robin simps more thirsty

    • @grizl635
      @grizl635 4 роки тому

      Erm... Ye- uhh.....

    • @ALLTH3YW4NT3D
      @ALLTH3YW4NT3D 4 роки тому

      I would prefer it if it was: “What’s throbbin? I’m Robin” but alas, the similarities are similarities.

  • @fredyrodriguez8881
    @fredyrodriguez8881 3 роки тому +3

    1:27 like I always say “sometimes we can’t resists things that are for kids”

  • @lord__pasta
    @lord__pasta 4 роки тому +21

    Robin: "And I'm not robbin your house"
    My house currently being robbed:

  • @averyaan1112
    @averyaan1112 4 роки тому +48

    Three of the best things that’s ever happened to me are:
    1. I got a dog!
    2. I slept over at my friend’s house and one of her dogs and her cat slept next to me and my beanbag. The cat even purred as I pet them both.
    3. I gained the trust of my other friend’s cat.

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 4 роки тому +51

    Me: can we remember the alphabet without singing the song in our heads
    My brain: *no*

  • @starringintheskies
    @starringintheskies 3 роки тому +3

    16:03 _That one person who's both: I don't know if I'm supposed to agree, disagree or just simply keep watching the video/reading the screenshot_

  • @Deltaivv
    @Deltaivv 3 роки тому +49

    “and he shot at the sun with a gun shot at his wily one, only friend”

    • @mightyfire8257
      @mightyfire8257 3 роки тому

      Noice

    • @scuffedsand
      @scuffedsand 3 роки тому

      In the gallows or the gettos

    • @mightyfire8257
      @mightyfire8257 3 роки тому

      @@scuffedsand In the town, or in the meadows

    • @farmerchuck7294
      @farmerchuck7294 3 роки тому

      @@mightyfire8257 In the billows, even over the sun

    • @FriskDrinksBrisk
      @FriskDrinksBrisk 3 роки тому

      @@farmerchuck7294 every end of a time is another begun do you like how I dance I got zirconium pants CONCEQUNCIAL ENOUGH TO SLIP YOU INTO A TRANCE do you like how I walk do you like how I talk DO YOU LIKE HOW MY FACE DISINTEGRATES INTO CHALK I have a wonderful wife I have a powerful job she criticizes me for being egocentric HA HA HA

  • @Spice8002
    @Spice8002 4 роки тому +58

    Day 3 of asking EmKay to flip their logo upside down on April fools day

  • @dumdum1899
    @dumdum1899 3 роки тому +26

    2:28 HOW DID THEY KNOW MY BRUSHING MY TEETH ROUTINE-

    • @pinkajou656
      @pinkajou656 3 роки тому +4

      idk bro I think they’re stalking us

    • @had0j
      @had0j 3 роки тому

      i do everything except the wetting toothbrush part, i dont get it, can anyone explain the meaning?

    • @Billbobs678
      @Billbobs678 2 роки тому +1

      @@had0j you just have to, for no reason

  • @wawayalert
    @wawayalert 3 роки тому +5

    I’m drawing John Captain from Tankmen, and when Robin laughed, I realized just how much his laugh sounds like JohnnyUtah’s laugh

    • @abovethestaars
      @abovethestaars 3 роки тому

      bro it actually does I can't unhear it now

  • @Cardinals_fan1
    @Cardinals_fan1 3 роки тому +34

    Actually, Jupiter kidnapped the moons and the astroids were getting revenge

  • @aaqibahmed8561
    @aaqibahmed8561 4 роки тому +62

    everyone: Allright guys we are saying goodbye to the trash year that was 2019.
    2020: This world shall know pain

    • @alexanderlipowsky6055
      @alexanderlipowsky6055 4 роки тому +5

      2021: Brother, I wanna be like you when i grow up!

    • @maskedmc367
      @maskedmc367 4 роки тому +3

      @@alexanderlipowsky6055 2022: I apologize on behalf of 2020. Just be ready for 2023. I couldn't stop him.

    • @alexanderlipowsky6055
      @alexanderlipowsky6055 4 роки тому +1

      @@maskedmc367 ooof..

    • @donnyshields4450
      @donnyshields4450 4 роки тому +3

      Was 2019 actually as bad as people say it was? I don't remember much of it

    • @alexanderlipowsky6055
      @alexanderlipowsky6055 4 роки тому

      @@donnyshields4450 me neither

  • @xizthexizuchini172
    @xizthexizuchini172 4 роки тому +29

    Person: shoots water at the sun
    Dr Bright: could this man be one of my people?

    • @vibraniumpotato6493
      @vibraniumpotato6493 Рік тому +1

      "Dr. Bright don't even think of wasting the foundation's resources for a rocket ship"

  • @wolfiadarkangel
    @wolfiadarkangel 3 роки тому +6

    11:47
    *Well didn't know my whole life would be here*

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 4 роки тому +105

    "I like being a girl in video games, what does that say about me?"
    It means that all the male characters are built like seven foot tall brick shithouses and I generally prefer faster, quieter, more stealth oriented approaches which seem a lot more feasible with the Victoria's Secret body type.

    • @cleanwater3180
      @cleanwater3180 4 роки тому +6

      I mean, sure you can go in guns blazing, but nothing is cooler then whopping everyone's ass without them even knowing where the hell you are or who's taking them down.

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 роки тому +5

      @@cleanwater3180 When people only realize you've been and gone when the place suddenly feels a lot less wealthy than it did before.

    • @Sam-vn1sl
      @Sam-vn1sl 4 роки тому +3

      Yep, like how do men in video games need full body armour but females just need a chain armour that covers there boobs and a tiny part of their ass

    • @33link333
      @33link333 3 роки тому

      @Myka Ruest Your gender in Skyrim has nothing to do with how easily you get caught though.

    • @An_Owl_named_VIPER
      @An_Owl_named_VIPER 3 роки тому

      I thought I was because he’s literally gay or bi one of the too idk I’m stupid

  • @Raageh
    @Raageh 4 роки тому +11

    "We did it boys, global warming is no more"

  • @kingcomputerhead3878
    @kingcomputerhead3878 4 роки тому +100

    Being A Girl In Games
    Wrong: Because I Like Girls
    Right SMOL HITBOX

  • @squamiferum
    @squamiferum Рік тому +3

    00:35
    "legacy from the elder of the internet will help you with your questions"
    .
    also the elder of the internet : is my GF *_PREGANTE_* ?

  • @simphunter787
    @simphunter787 3 роки тому +58

    Robin arguing about capprisuns
    Me: armatures
    Robin: what did you say punk
    Me: I CAN DRINK 69 CAPPRISUNS

    • @DanDart
      @DanDart 3 роки тому +1

      *dynamo spins*

    • @onyxeron
      @onyxeron 3 роки тому +1

      good luck if you can even do that if you somehow survive from water intoxication

    • @nemesis6409
      @nemesis6409 3 роки тому +1

      I can drink one in 45 seconds

    • @this_tmf_channel_is_dead
      @this_tmf_channel_is_dead 3 роки тому

      @Callum Leong No, I don’t think I will

  • @younoki9509
    @younoki9509 4 роки тому +27

    12:09 Hi local weeb here, anime is "the Idol M@ster Cinderella Girls" I think it was episode 11 or something
    That "random" anime girl is Jougasaki Rika I think so have fun, I guess

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 4 роки тому +21

    That water bullet is going to take a long time to reach the sun. Remember, it's a 93 million mile journey to defeat global warming.

    • @buuhuu4358
      @buuhuu4358 4 роки тому

      @Justin Y. Impersonator other planets which are literally shaped like globe: 👁️👄👁️

  • @Multibunny
    @Multibunny 3 роки тому +2

    5:19 I relax when any mom doesn't tell me to do anything and I feel no guilt

  • @fall9982
    @fall9982 4 роки тому +31

    Fun fact: in 24 hours, it will be tomorrow.

    • @xfinity1348
      @xfinity1348 4 роки тому +1

      INCORRECT! IN EXACTLY 6 HOURS AND 55 MINUTES (EST) IT WILL SWICTH FROM SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2020, TO SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2020 AT EXACTLY 12:00 AM.

    • @fall9982
      @fall9982 4 роки тому +2

      Reddit Snoo but it 24 hours, it will be december 6

    • @MamaLeahRocksIt
      @MamaLeahRocksIt 4 роки тому +2

      I like this comment because no matter when you read it, it is always true. Nice.👌

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 4 роки тому

      @Avery Carpenter timezones

    • @KreepyBeepy
      @KreepyBeepy 4 роки тому

      @Avery Carpenter r/itswhooooshwithfouros

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 4 роки тому +6

    12:12 That’s why mirrors were made. To downgrade someone’s self-esteem

  • @cosmiccookie1363
    @cosmiccookie1363 4 роки тому +9

    2:13
    Jokes on you guys....
    .
    .
    .
    I HAVE THE TRUST OF *TWO* CATS

  • @nicoelevadoados
    @nicoelevadoados 2 роки тому +1

    the thumbnail is quite literally "juno was mad, he knew he been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun"

  • @Will-zz7um
    @Will-zz7um 3 роки тому +16

    The one with the headband pretending to be Cyclops was definitely me, I was a big Cyclops fan as a kid.

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 4 роки тому +4

    5:24 I was already an introvert, but being ignored every time I used to talk transformed my natural talents into a skill at the peak of humanity. On the Myers-Briggs test, I have scored 99% introverted. I have not left the house in 2 weeks. I am the god of social anxiety.

  • @plasma9059
    @plasma9059 4 роки тому +11

    Me: trying to sleep
    The fly: hehe ya boi

  • @OskarDoesStuff
    @OskarDoesStuff 3 роки тому +2

    Me: I want to do exercise
    My brain: NO
    Me: Ok, I’ll relax.
    My brain: *NO*! NO RELAXING ONLY GUILT

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 4 роки тому +33

    "Climate change fight should be sxxy and fun says Japan new enforcement minister"
    New anime: climate change! Here we explore how the young man named human Japan tries to stop the main goal character climate change!

    • @charax-1
      @charax-1 4 роки тому +1

      Justin Y. Impersonator the "do I look flat to you? *highly details curves for unknown reasons* "

    • @janesullivan692
      @janesullivan692 2 роки тому

      Earth-chan: whatcha doing, step-humans?

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 2 роки тому

      We can all save Earth-chan by eating less meat and voting uwu

  • @joeschmoe9657
    @joeschmoe9657 4 роки тому +53

    Title: global warming solved
    Karen’s:”And I took that personally”

    • @joeschmoe9657
      @joeschmoe9657 4 роки тому

      @@scortcher why is there a random time stamp and a link to a shirt with the bee movie script? Random

    • @scortcher
      @scortcher 4 роки тому

      @@joeschmoe9657 sorry.. a small mistake .. it used to be 4:55😂😅💔

    • @joeschmoe9657
      @joeschmoe9657 4 роки тому

      @@scortcher oh, lol.

    • @scortcher
      @scortcher 4 роки тому

      @@joeschmoe9657 lol indeed 😂

    • @scortcher
      @scortcher 4 роки тому

      @@potatomaster7482 yes .. I ignored it myself 😂

  • @hockeykidwjm6865
    @hockeykidwjm6865 3 роки тому +5

    12:15 the sad thing is most of us have probably heard that girls voice actor before

    • @prze4214
      @prze4214 3 роки тому +1

      TELL THE SAUCE
      NOW
      *p l e a s e*

    • @NightRaid777
      @NightRaid777 3 роки тому

      @@prze4214 I AGREE TELL US

  • @nie6627
    @nie6627 Рік тому +1

    1:38 glad my country existed in this episode

  • @olive7347
    @olive7347 4 роки тому +20

    Name a pet Peeve
    So when you introduce them, you can say "This is my pet Peeve"

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 роки тому +6

      That's an amazing idea. I just have a goldfish named Swim Shady...

    • @olive7347
      @olive7347 4 роки тому +1

      @@JackSilver1410 lollll nice

    • @MamaLeahRocksIt
      @MamaLeahRocksIt 4 роки тому +4

      @@JackSilver1410 Way better than mine. Her name is Kevin.

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 4 роки тому

      Enslave Peeves from Harry Potter and make this work

  • @greenday224
    @greenday224 3 роки тому +23

    "I'm robbin ur dog"
    "COME BACK ROBIN COME BA-"

  • @Fathomorg
    @Fathomorg 3 роки тому +5

    Brushing your teeth without wetting the brush is like washing your dishes with a rock instead of a sponge.

  • @basildraws
    @basildraws 3 роки тому +2

    3:10 here in Alberta T-bell and KFC are usually combined into one shop. So… if I was Bret I would like have answered, “Two piece meal, original recipe.”

  • @lilliw1284
    @lilliw1284 4 роки тому +7

    Why do I think Robin is constantly smiling even when he's talking lol

  • @Peppermations
    @Peppermations 4 роки тому +7

    My life in a nutshell:
    No, you're too old to play with these toys
    No, you're too young to watch this movie
    No, you're too dangerous to keep around the neighbourhood, you committed 16 arsons last week
    I mean, what's the deal

    • @thetruesopop
      @thetruesopop 4 роки тому

      R/cursedsommments

    • @notherelol
      @notherelol 4 роки тому

      I mean, arsons so fun, why are you to "dangerous?"

    • @Peppermations
      @Peppermations 4 роки тому

      @@thetruesopop if this somehow got into r/cursedcomments then omfg that would be hilarious

    • @knicks5426
      @knicks5426 4 роки тому

      So whose houses got burned?

  • @SamogitianGaming
    @SamogitianGaming 3 роки тому +11

    Me: Google says true and everything else might have lies
    Me in 2019: Internet is lie

  • @AlkalineSphere
    @AlkalineSphere 2 роки тому +1

    2:38 Life hack: make a toothbrush commercial every time you brush your teeth.

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 роки тому +21

    Fun Fact: you're breathing manually now:D

    • @ButtonXD
      @ButtonXD 4 роки тому +4

      Nah I stopped breathi-

    • @Gracy11037
      @Gracy11037 4 роки тому

      @@ButtonXD YO?

    • @ducks_are_dragons
      @ducks_are_dragons 4 роки тому +1

      why

    • @irmaosmenfer8213
      @irmaosmenfer8213 4 роки тому +3

      You fool, I ALWAYS BREATHE MANUALLY

    • @averyaan1112
      @averyaan1112 4 роки тому +6

      Ah crap now I can’t breathe until I let my head breathe go
      Also if you are going to do that, then I lost the game

  • @SGaming700_
    @SGaming700_ 4 роки тому +8

    Okay but the strange thing is that he is not doing any Batman & Robin jokes, because you know Robin is Batman's sidekick.

  • @AnthraxStoner
    @AnthraxStoner 4 роки тому +5

    Robin: "no I'm not robin a bank or robin your house"
    Me: "but you're robin our hearts with memes"

  • @personhuman1813
    @personhuman1813 2 роки тому +1

    12:00
    93 million minus 10 equals 92 million, specifically 92,999,990. Thats like having a speck of dust fall onto your arm. There's no major change.

  • @green3814
    @green3814 4 роки тому +4

    how to earn the trust of your cat:
    step 1: give him 99% of the bed

  • @leonoraarocho954
    @leonoraarocho954 3 роки тому +4

    Fun Fact: i had no clue about the psychics of chess on my first match but for some reason i managed to defeat my opponent's chess pieces besides the king, until i decided to give up and call it a tie.

  • @featuredcreature2103
    @featuredcreature2103 3 роки тому +4

    why is the ‘How to brush your teeth’ legit how i brush my teeth in a marmalade basis

    • @pinkajou656
      @pinkajou656 3 роки тому +1

      In a what?
      Did you somehow autocorrect everyday to marmalade?....
      God your autocorrect is on steroids

    • @featuredcreature2103
      @featuredcreature2103 3 роки тому

      @@pinkajou656 lol i didn't even notice that- but yes, yes it is.

  • @kerrydunning
    @kerrydunning 2 роки тому +1

    3:00 That toothbrush manual is LITERALLY ME IRL