Why Bing Isn't a Failure (& the Future of the Internet)

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    CORRECTION: There’s incredible power to data in the hands of companies operating at immense scale.
    It’s why there’s now a movement to limit this,
    why companies like Digi.me, who I’ve previously mistaken for a data collection company, actually let users manage and safeguard their
    information.
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    Bing is laughed at but it’s actually a profitable product, which demonstrates the power of the control tech companies can have.
    *The end of this video includes a paid sponsored promotion. This company had no part in the writing, editing, or production of the rest of the video.
    *Clarification: The top Bing searches at the beginning is from a satire website (although I suspect they're not far off from the truth) www.thebeaverton.com/2012/07/...
    Credits
    Big thanks to Varsity Star for making the music: open.spotify.com/artist/4EbSc...
    One of the sections was largely inspired by: staltz.com/the-web-began-dyin...
    www.digitaltrends.com/android...
    qz.com/333313/milliions-of-fa...
    www.statista.com/statistics/2...
    www.wired.com/2015/05/opinion...
    Steve Ballmer going crazy: • Video
    • Hawaii Five-0 product ...
    arstechnica.com/gadgets/2017/...
    Burj Khalifa Graphic based on: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Fi...
    Microsoft ad: • Surface Pro 3 vs. Mac...
    AstroPad App: astropad.com
    Digi.me: digi.me
    ampletter.org
    www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...
    www.techradar.com/news/bing-s...
    www.statista.com/statistics/2...
    www.searchenginejournal.com/b...
    www.marketwatch.com/story/goo...
    searchengineland.com/bing-rev...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acceler...
    www.theregister.co.uk/2017/05...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @PolyMatter
    @PolyMatter  6 років тому +4301

    Correction: At 6:53 I incorrectly mention Digi.me as a service you can sell your data to for use by third parties. They are not an example of such a service. Instead, they offer the ability to see and manage data already stored by third parties. Apologies for the mistake.

    • @DavidMulderOne
      @DavidMulderOne 6 років тому +62

      Yeah, opened them straight away and they didn't seem to be that type of service :/ . Anyway, just to be fair, AMP sites are a lot lighter typically then the original sites as the (very well written, and well optimized) AMP libraries themselves (which you described as garbage) are most likely already cached on the users PC/phone from the first time they opened an AMP sites. And beyond that: yes, AMP news articles end up in the carousel which doesn't allow (I believe) non AMP sites (might be mistaken), but as far as normal ranking goes AMP sites don't get ranked higher, the AMP-boost is caused by higher pagespeed and load time rankings (which a technical programmer can achieve without AMP as well, AMP just makes it simpler for less capable programmers).

    • @caradetu
      @caradetu 6 років тому +21

      What would be an example????

    • @juliank5523
      @juliank5523 6 років тому +18

      Aha I downloaded the app straight away and was kinda disappointed :D

    • @rehmanuddin7896
      @rehmanuddin7896 6 років тому +13

      Sir Your graphic design presentation is owsm , In which Software did make this video

    • @sivakrishnat8225
      @sivakrishnat8225 5 років тому +6

      PolyMatter what kind of tools you use to make videos

  • @choppergirl
    @choppergirl 4 роки тому +2277

    Sad thing is, if they had used "Bang" instead of "Bing", they would of had a hit on their hands.
    Don't know something? You should bang it!

    • @fourthquarter4237
      @fourthquarter4237 4 роки тому +33

      😄😄😄facts

    • @chanblue411
      @chanblue411 4 роки тому +33

      Bang . Com?

    • @abcd2222222222222
      @abcd2222222222222 4 роки тому +73

      Than bangbros would be their daughter company 😂

    • @mawenaateko151
      @mawenaateko151 4 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂 this comment is underrated af!!

    • @choppergirl
      @choppergirl 4 роки тому +34

      Even better... don't know somebody? Bang them!
      Little know fact: email addresses use to be "bang paths".

  • @pai8758
    @pai8758 5 років тому +4548

    Bing is like the only source for us Chinese students to do research in English cus Google's banned

    • @baileywilliams5419
      @baileywilliams5419 5 років тому +247

      Why is it banned

    • @iamthedevilsadvocate
      @iamthedevilsadvocate 5 років тому +581

      @@strongfatman2014 has Bailey removed a comment or am I not understanding how Bailey is a racist. If, then tell me how

    • @henrynorling1074
      @henrynorling1074 5 років тому +65

      The Diamond Gamer ikr

    • @semgas
      @semgas 5 років тому +82

      Why not VPN?

    • @jakesmith8964
      @jakesmith8964 5 років тому +114

      @@semgas they're illegal in the mainland

  • @ronnin.1uke
    @ronnin.1uke 3 роки тому +1015

    Me : I'm poor , what should I do
    Google : find a job
    Bing : become a gangster

  • @Noone-et1fe
    @Noone-et1fe 3 роки тому +618

    Summary:
    - Bing is default on windows.

    • @stefanbozovic8181
      @stefanbozovic8181 3 роки тому +7

      Also it's because of Ecosia.

    • @Atomic866
      @Atomic866 3 роки тому +19

      and 82% of the world's computers are windows

    • @scifino1
      @scifino1 3 роки тому +7

      @@Atomic866 I reckon you meant to say 'desktop computers'. Nowadays there are many things that are computers. Embedded devices, phones, supercomputers and so on usually don't run Windows.

    • @r4ls3i60
      @r4ls3i60 3 роки тому +7

      Ecosia is powered by Bing.

    • @jujhar.
      @jujhar. 2 роки тому

      Yeah, I use it every day and I don't care lol.

  • @starplatinic1710
    @starplatinic1710 6 років тому +7761

    That was the smoothest advertisement transition ever

    • @LukeSumIpsePatremTe
      @LukeSumIpsePatremTe 6 років тому +302

      And illegal in some countries (for a good reason). Other than that, I liked the video.

    • @P3rs3rk3r
      @P3rs3rk3r 6 років тому +49

      hahaha was thinking the same thing

    • @mrnobody8248
      @mrnobody8248 6 років тому +27

      why illegal?

    • @bamafader4543
      @bamafader4543 6 років тому +215

      because u might be tricked into thinking you aren't being sold something and just presented unbiased information.

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 6 років тому +65

      Co-op Chefs they need to explicitly state the sponsorship or that it's an ad, one of the Jenners/Katrashians got in trouble last year or so for this, he should have said today's episode is sponsored by or something to that effect

  • @supermarioplayersmp
    @supermarioplayersmp 4 роки тому +2149

    “Bing: the best way to Google something.”
    _John Oliver_

    • @aslamawan4594
      @aslamawan4594 4 роки тому +64

      Can we give the smaller sites a chance? Like Ecosia, ecosia.org /(;^;)\

    • @carlosgomez-ct6ki
      @carlosgomez-ct6ki 4 роки тому +4

      Super Mario Player it’s not the same!

    • @supermarioplayersmp
      @supermarioplayersmp 4 роки тому +4

      @@carlosgomez-ct6ki That's the point

    • @mr.boomguy
      @mr.boomguy 4 роки тому +5

      @@aslamawan4594 Abselutly! If I get a business, that will be our main site ;)

    • @aandwdabest
      @aandwdabest 4 роки тому

      Fk

  • @sadderdxys3725
    @sadderdxys3725 4 роки тому +1343

    “I use Facebook more than internet”-my grandma

  • @des363
    @des363 3 роки тому +91

    Me: **searches Cooking food on bing***
    Bing: catch a ostrage and yeet it so hard

  • @kucingoren666
    @kucingoren666 5 років тому +3493

    I use Bing because Google accused me of being a robot

    • @shuushirakawa
      @shuushirakawa 5 років тому +56

      Stop using free proxies then.

    • @kucingoren666
      @kucingoren666 5 років тому +182

      @@shuushirakawa i'm using hide my ass vpn

    • @laurenlewis5907
      @laurenlewis5907 5 років тому +14

      Detroit become human 🤖🤖🚶‍♂️🐋🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏽‍♂️

    • @trexiuznevarez8072
      @trexiuznevarez8072 5 років тому +7

      Check your circuits you damn johnny 5

    • @Shmilfke
      @Shmilfke 5 років тому +35

      Knock it off! We know you ARE a robot. Nothing wrong with that though. Some of my best friends are robots

  • @333ryansmith
    @333ryansmith 6 років тому +6846

    i didn’t even realize it was an advertisement at first, thought he was transitioning to another topic

    • @omarsanchez7599
      @omarsanchez7599 6 років тому +166

      same here I was surprised since I'm usually so quick to skip or pause in-video ads

    • @justjo9722
      @justjo9722 6 років тому +42

      Ryan Smith it damn well sucks. The thing is full of adds like the MS phone.

    • @thiagovilla970
      @thiagovilla970 6 років тому +51

      I guess the author is loving these comments

    • @zengara11
      @zengara11 6 років тому +42

      This is the most fucked up video I have seen in a while. They are lying out of their teeth, and using that as a new way to gain a bigger market share. Bings current Market share is below 3%.......Trump Ideology seems to work in this era, kinda fucked up

    • @joshuaking5875
      @joshuaking5875 6 років тому +156

      zengara11 What’s with you people and blaming everything on Trump? Lol. Must be super obsessed with the guy.

  • @ANMOLSINGH-rs1vc
    @ANMOLSINGH-rs1vc 4 роки тому +2103

    82 % pc run Windows
    And rest 18 % run pirated windows

    • @yourni8tm4r39
      @yourni8tm4r39 4 роки тому +62

      nah the pirateds count 2 the 18% are aplle users

    • @omanshsharma292
      @omanshsharma292 4 роки тому +23

      Comment is under rated

    • @carterhayes
      @carterhayes 4 роки тому +101

      @@yourni8tm4r39*cough cough* school chromebooks?

    • @ANMOLSINGH-rs1vc
      @ANMOLSINGH-rs1vc 4 роки тому +40

      @Vinnie Data well said

    • @ahuman6825
      @ahuman6825 4 роки тому +81

      Linux: hold my beer..

  • @zakifariz
    @zakifariz 3 роки тому +340

    As an Indonesian i've never heard someone here said "Facebook is the Internet"

    • @samnguyenthi3092
      @samnguyenthi3092 3 роки тому +29

      As an Asian person, i agree. I never see that information before

    • @BRANCOMAY
      @BRANCOMAY 3 роки тому +42

      As a Nigerian. I have no idea what he’s talking about neither.

    • @truthsupreme
      @truthsupreme 3 роки тому +52

      @@samnguyenthi3092 In poorer countries, Facebook is synonymous with internet. Some probably rotate between Instagram, Messenger, and WhatsApp which is all owned by Facebook

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 3 роки тому +9

      i tried this facebook internet thing and yes its all just facebook.

    • @WasiMaster
      @WasiMaster 3 роки тому +4

      Internet ≠ Facebook

  • @malbowz1257
    @malbowz1257 4 роки тому +1026

    Man I miss Windows Phone. Those live tiles were so cool. The app store never really took off though.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 роки тому +29

      Facts!! 😤😤💪🏻💪🏻✊🏻💯🌱😢

    • @Crimelord
      @Crimelord 4 роки тому +47

      Still got my 640 XL, would keep it for the nostalgia for as long as it survives. Lol

    • @VickTijuas
      @VickTijuas 4 роки тому +74

      I loved my Windows Phone, it just sucks that the app store was lacking everything else was smooth.

    • @VenomousCompany
      @VenomousCompany 4 роки тому +53

      If Windows Phones had stuff on the app stores then they would be better than apple or android.

    • @EddyGraphic
      @EddyGraphic 4 роки тому +52

      Exactly, the OS itself was pretty nice, it just didn't have enough third party apps.

  • @Cyber_One
    @Cyber_One 5 років тому +710

    We use bing at school, because sometimes google decides to give us captcha, because it thinks we are bots (a lot of student googling).

    • @Cyber_One
      @Cyber_One 5 років тому +6

      Son Gokuu we use a modified version of windows, where you can log into the school servers and upon login, you can see that registry entries are overtaken from your account (if it‘s a student account, the server will give your PC the specific rights, so you can‘t do bad stuff). I think Chrome wants to be installed into Program files and that is an important folder for the PC, so the registry is modified so you can‘t delete or add anything there; at our school you must login via an admin account, or via the local account which has all permission. You might have a local administrator, try to install Chrome into the documents folder or something or just download the exe.

    • @phantomtq
      @phantomtq 4 роки тому +4

      @Son Gokuu kuku just install ubuntu on other partition

    • @electron2601
      @electron2601 4 роки тому +4

      It sounds like you know a lot about computers for a young age.

    • @Cyber_One
      @Cyber_One 4 роки тому +2

      James Hackett yea I have a kind of syndrom that I have to know everything about something I have a lot of interest in and have to go to the fundamentals as well, such as the transistor circuits that form gates and memory and all that stuff.

    • @Evercreeper
      @Evercreeper 4 роки тому +3

      @@Cyber_One Yup. At my school, only way to forcefully shove a program in there was to get a hard drive or usb stick and put the file on. No downloads allowed.

  • @karikdarang7606
    @karikdarang7606 4 роки тому +103

    3:17 is that 2NE1 - "I am the best" playing at background?

    • @dnsstephan
      @dnsstephan 4 роки тому +3

      Karik Darang yesssss 😭 I got so excited. Haha 💕

    • @enbloop
      @enbloop 4 роки тому +3

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂

    • @isabellaee4941
      @isabellaee4941 3 роки тому +2

      I can’t believe this is the only comment I found of this 😢

    • @luvvemnno
      @luvvemnno 3 роки тому +2

      yepp

    • @luvvemnno
      @luvvemnno 3 роки тому +3

      naega jaeil jal naga

  • @zestiestzest
    @zestiestzest 4 роки тому +21

    9:00
    me: "This is clearly going to transition into a Skillshare ad..."
    Close enough

  • @davidnasibyan4296
    @davidnasibyan4296 6 років тому +202

    THAT was the smoothest freaking lead-in to an ad I have ever seen

    • @TheRobel333
      @TheRobel333 6 років тому

      David Nasibyan the person who hosts the infographics channel has been doing that for a while now. I think the host of this channel picked it up from there

  • @Donny_den_Ouden
    @Donny_den_Ouden 5 років тому +460

    1:37 "17 percents in Canada" *pie charts show like 30%*

    • @applecake00
      @applecake00 5 років тому +75

      Canadian percents are subject to an import tariff

    • @The_SOB_II
      @The_SOB_II 5 років тому

      Same

    • @user-gu6tw4dn4w
      @user-gu6tw4dn4w 5 років тому +2

      This pies shows the same % LEL

    • @lukemcgarr6127
      @lukemcgarr6127 5 років тому +2

      he doesn't understand how to use pie charts

  • @starwolfcyberlight4546
    @starwolfcyberlight4546 2 роки тому +11

    How to speak Chinese
    Google: learn Mandarin Chinese
    Bing: Chilling

  • @yeeterlol
    @yeeterlol Рік тому +8

    this video aged like wine tbh

  • @rag.animations
    @rag.animations 5 років тому +2456

    Summary:
    Is Bing a failure?
    Well, yes, but actually no.

    • @vitorodino8760
      @vitorodino8760 5 років тому +34

      @@sandeepks777 you just missed an entire meme. he didnt want an explanation. just google "well yes but actually no"
      appreciate the explanation though.

    • @idiomaloha5552
      @idiomaloha5552 5 років тому +13

      @Sandeep K S r/woooosh

    • @mitch_tmv
      @mitch_tmv 4 роки тому +5

      @@tarcseh2 >names who he is responding to
      >tries to think of insult
      >"nonamer"

    • @ee-fq2dj
      @ee-fq2dj 4 роки тому +1

      @Fr0sti yea go back to reddit

    • @poopymcpoopface9465
      @poopymcpoopface9465 4 роки тому +2

      @@sandeepks777 wow... you're really dumb.

  • @qweasdqwe2409
    @qweasdqwe2409 4 роки тому +1405

    Me: How to build a bomb
    Google: Bath bomb
    Bing: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

    • @jakerad9553
      @jakerad9553 4 роки тому +3

      qweasdqwe I laughed HARD

    • @Mipetz38
      @Mipetz38 4 роки тому +13

      Use yandex for that, oh those russians

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha

    • @eye-yamstewpeed8254
      @eye-yamstewpeed8254 4 роки тому

      @@jakerad9553 I DONT GET IT :'(

    • @jakerad9553
      @jakerad9553 4 роки тому +15

      Demonic Archangel because Bing doesn’t censor its search engine like google does

  • @jamesonrouchbach2853
    @jamesonrouchbach2853 4 роки тому +85

    The Microsoft phone actually was useful. It was like having a office in your pocket.

  • @idontknowmilk2209
    @idontknowmilk2209 3 роки тому +31

    I feel like bing tries it’s hardest to make my simple search as complicated as possible.

  • @ProjectPH03N1X
    @ProjectPH03N1X 4 роки тому +843

    Me: how do I make money easily?
    Google: 10 easy jobs that pay well
    Bing: rob a bank and print out counterfeit

    • @EthanDBG
      @EthanDBG 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @StromcekDavid
      @StromcekDavid 4 роки тому +66

      literally when you google "Suicide", Google tells you to call Anti-Suicide department, while bing shows you ways to do suicide.

    • @clickbaitpro
      @clickbaitpro 4 роки тому +3

      @@StromcekDavid Lol 😂

    • @rockymaponya5481
      @rockymaponya5481 4 роки тому +1

      @@clickbaitprommonyv nknlhhhi88j9i

    • @alqaadi9858
      @alqaadi9858 3 роки тому +1

      NotFromUkraine honesty is always better. But those google @£&&@ can’t even let a single soul rest

  • @kinocchio
    @kinocchio 5 років тому +2709

    Alexa, google bing.

  • @diligence8168
    @diligence8168 3 роки тому +13

    I have to admit, I enjoyed the "how do you like them apples" pun.

  • @dmadd5194
    @dmadd5194 3 роки тому +14

    The top 6 searches got me laughing for about 2 minutes lol.

  • @MrE_
    @MrE_ 6 років тому +665

    That sponsor ad at the end was so smooth

    • @cesarposadasatamusic
      @cesarposadasatamusic 6 років тому +12

      Kevin too smooth

    • @AAAAAA23485
      @AAAAAA23485 6 років тому

      César Omar Posada García Satamusic 🤔🤔🤔

    • @pipper_papper
      @pipper_papper 6 років тому +19

      It's becoming a problem however. The line between content and sponsored content is blurred and it's not apparent when one ends and the other begins. Imagine if your favorite TV show character started advertising a product to you at the end of an episode....

    • @AAAAAA23485
      @AAAAAA23485 6 років тому +1

      gsdfgshertyerh seems normal for a tv star

    • @pipper_papper
      @pipper_papper 6 років тому +6

      Name a TV show that airs today that has sponsored content interwoven dialogue by the characters.. It doesn't happen. Sure stars promote shit on the side but not _on the show_

  • @michaelhenry3234
    @michaelhenry3234 6 років тому +362

    I feel so bad for the people thinking they have the "internet", when they only have facebook.

    • @yoboyluis3926
      @yoboyluis3926 6 років тому +4

      Michael Henry people in those countries are pretty Gullible

    • @michaelhenry3234
      @michaelhenry3234 6 років тому +33

      +Dank Maymays42069 I don't exactly blame them. They don't know any better when it comes to internet stuff.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 років тому +16

      Dank Maymays42069 This is the poorest of poor people, who have not been blessed to be raised in front of computer screens.

    • @OdinComposer
      @OdinComposer 6 років тому +1

      Yeah it’s such a sad story

    • @jashanpreett__
      @jashanpreett__ 5 років тому +4

      I don't have Facebook. 😐

  • @CanIHasThisName
    @CanIHasThisName 3 роки тому +7

    We'll very likely get to a point where Google gets into trouble with their search engine. It's getting increasingly difficult to search for certain things. For example, when you search for a manufacturer, in certain cases, it can actually be really difficult to google for the manufacturer's website, unless that manufacturer pays Google to promote their website in searches - simply because results from online shops will be forwarded to the top. A real world example - when searching for the discounts at a local store, google will forward sites which list discounts of multiple different stores and display a ton of ads, and the website of the actual store is almost at the end of the first page of search results. What's worse, Google no longer marks forwarded searches as advertisement and without making it apparent, they'll cover more than 60% of the page with what are essentially ads.

  • @ZOMBYSPIDER
    @ZOMBYSPIDER 4 роки тому +93

    *"So that's why bing isn't a failure... On other notes, this video is sponsored by BING"*

  • @basdewijn415
    @basdewijn415 4 роки тому +632

    Most searches on bing were:
    -Google.com
    -how to get Google
    -how to delete bing

  • @SOGBarak
    @SOGBarak 4 роки тому +181

    8:56 Smoothest transition into an ad i think I have ever seen.

  • @megatroll59
    @megatroll59 4 роки тому +2

    dude the transition to sponsor was so smooth ! well done

  • @kindofanmol
    @kindofanmol Рік тому +5

    He was right all along. All hail Bing + ChatGPT

  • @A.I.rchist
    @A.I.rchist 4 роки тому +298

    Ok, a defense for edge. It makes a more lightweight PDF reader

    • @pdr_2703
      @pdr_2703 4 роки тому +20

      Edgy

    • @astronaut4291
      @astronaut4291 4 роки тому +7

      Sumatra PDF 💪

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 4 роки тому +11

      edge is a built in pdf viewer and a way for kids in schools to access system files

    • @jeetpatil9968
      @jeetpatil9968 4 роки тому +14

      Their new Chromium base is really awesome

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 4 роки тому +5

      Yup fair enuf adobe is annoying

  • @gamingasgrant3622
    @gamingasgrant3622 4 роки тому +112

    Plot twist: This is just a bing advertisement trying to make you use it

  • @undefinedsittingobject
    @undefinedsittingobject 2 роки тому +2

    That was a really smooth transition to the sponsorship. Well done.

  • @granttherailfan6344
    @granttherailfan6344 4 роки тому +15

    UA-cam: *sees title
    Also UA-cam: *laughs in google*

  • @robglenn4844
    @robglenn4844 6 років тому +52

    Bing and Internet Explorer get a huge amount of their use from government and corporate computers. There are often limits to what individual users are allowed to download (especially on classified computers), and often employees just don't care to, even if they are allowed, since it's just their work computer anyway.

  • @MattRoszak
    @MattRoszak 5 років тому +417

    This video is very well made but reminds me of all the reasons I hate big tech companies.
    >Monopolies, bullying of smaller businesses, spying on users, forcing users to use features they don't want, exploiting developing countries.... etc

    • @okinawadreaming
      @okinawadreaming 5 років тому +27

      That's capitalism for you
      Be thankful its not North Korea

    • @Rose-bw8kd
      @Rose-bw8kd 5 років тому +1

      Well linux is for you then

    • @sambalbalado2704
      @sambalbalado2704 5 років тому +1

      Use duck go go

    • @Rose-bw8kd
      @Rose-bw8kd 5 років тому

      duck still has pretty limited search results @@sambalbalado2704

    • @sambalbalado2704
      @sambalbalado2704 5 років тому

      @@Rose-bw8kd that's consequences

  • @rezaaparsa
    @rezaaparsa 4 роки тому +5

    Your videos are both informative and witty! A quality found in few other channels.

  • @yasinmahmudchowdhury1412
    @yasinmahmudchowdhury1412 Рік тому +17

    This video aged extremely well in 2023. We are in the cusp of changing search forever with AI power and bing is ahead.

    • @Tpbraut
      @Tpbraut Рік тому +1

      Bing AI sucks

    • @MicCheckMemoirs
      @MicCheckMemoirs 9 місяців тому +1

      @@TpbrautBing AI is amazing

    • @Tpbraut
      @Tpbraut 9 місяців тому +1

      @@MicCheckMemoirs nah

  • @SukhbirCheema
    @SukhbirCheema 4 роки тому +737

    Summary:
    Is Bing a failure?
    Well, yes, but actually it's Brilliant.

  • @BboyJoz
    @BboyJoz 6 років тому +244

    Answer:
    (B)ecause(I)t's(N)ot(G)oogle

    • @AAAAAA23485
      @AAAAAA23485 6 років тому

      Николай II Pоманов XD DAB

    • @Inivican
      @Inivican 6 років тому +8

      That is actually pretty clever.

    • @charmedx3219
      @charmedx3219 6 років тому +2

      Николай II Pоманов MS should totally run that campaign.

    • @BboyJoz
      @BboyJoz 6 років тому

      Thank you bros

    • @Moxie9
      @Moxie9 6 років тому +4

      You are cleverer than the entire Microsoft Marketing team, who failed to see how they can market bing :D

  • @mask8099
    @mask8099 Рік тому +7

    *Microsoft Watching This* Let's fix it

  • @jamesfarrell8339
    @jamesfarrell8339 4 роки тому +3

    My favorite contend Creator.
    Thank you for putting these videos together.
    I always look forward to seeing your videos.
    Have a great day today.

  • @offlineclubmixes
    @offlineclubmixes 6 років тому +878

    so basically its because Bing comes preloaded in microsoft and people are often lazy, right?

    • @hetmonster2
      @hetmonster2 6 років тому +125

      and/or incompetent.

    • @suumcuique4530
      @suumcuique4530 6 років тому

      true.

    • @pippoppeo6903
      @pippoppeo6903 6 років тому +5

      have you watched the video?

    • @PsychicAnimations
      @PsychicAnimations 6 років тому +46

      And because of Bing Rewards. I've made quite a lot of money using it. I've referred friends and family too. Money talks.

    • @Mariachigod
      @Mariachigod 6 років тому +11

      Same, why pay for stuff like gold when Bing gives it to you.

  • @Rapi2
    @Rapi2 4 роки тому +1

    had to pause the video when 2ne1 i am the best started playing because i thought my music started playing in the background lmao. didnt expect that. great video as always.

  • @HarryBallsOnYa345
    @HarryBallsOnYa345 2 роки тому +8

    Elon Musk: "We will give everyone free internet"
    Mark Zuckerberg: "I see what you did there"
    Lul

  • @kaekle5712
    @kaekle5712 6 років тому +268

    that was the smoothest Segway to ad I've ever seen

    • @chris86simon
      @chris86simon 6 років тому +16

      Segue*

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 6 років тому +23

      *Subway

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 років тому +2

      *Subway, .eat fresh.
      JK but the guy is a great salesman.

    • @casenc
      @casenc 5 років тому

      Yeah it was dope dawg! Sorry xD

    • @Super-id7bq
      @Super-id7bq 5 років тому

      Also the longest ad I've ever seen ;)

  • @trevorrowe5126
    @trevorrowe5126 5 років тому +397

    Holy crap, that was the smoothest ad transition I've ever seen.

    • @asutoshbiswal8906
      @asutoshbiswal8906 4 роки тому

      That is true.

    • @panondang74
      @panondang74 4 роки тому +2

      This seems familiar

    • @paasulla
      @paasulla 4 роки тому +4

      you good stealing comments?

    • @piiweepiggy9775
      @piiweepiggy9775 4 роки тому

      @@paasulla I mean isn't that what comments are now? Like FB, just want the likes. That's why people do that nobody: literally nobody:, thing. & other copied comments.

    • @ihateflags1
      @ihateflags1 4 роки тому

      Its almost like you read the top comment and posted it again for likes.

  • @willemregelsky5441
    @willemregelsky5441 2 роки тому +5

    I started using bing ironically 7 years ago.. I never stopped, It’s not bad at all.

  • @ATMDPNKBJ
    @ATMDPNKBJ 4 роки тому

    Your segways into advertisements are so slick. Well done.

  • @catchyanime748
    @catchyanime748 5 років тому +528

    So true!!! “Facebook is the internet”.... that is literally my parents understand of internet.

    • @OriginalPuro
      @OriginalPuro 4 роки тому +5

      Enlighten them.

    • @mrantone916
      @mrantone916 4 роки тому +12

      Thats disgusting,. And creepy .

    • @martins96244
      @martins96244 4 роки тому +2

      40 yr old white parent in a nutshell

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster 4 роки тому +1

      A huge part of it though anyway

    • @aslamawan4594
      @aslamawan4594 4 роки тому +3

      Ecosia will take over, *and it will* . You can't stop 'em planting trees. =))))

  • @ZimoNitrome
    @ZimoNitrome 6 років тому +163

    you managed to keep this video interesting all way through, good job

  • @manvelbeaver520
    @manvelbeaver520 4 роки тому +33

    No competitor comes close to Microsoft's text-to-speech feature on the Edge browser.

    • @akshlo2967
      @akshlo2967 3 роки тому

      yes right

    • @minecrafting_il
      @minecrafting_il 3 роки тому

      I can't understand if you are kidding or not

    • @akshlo2967
      @akshlo2967 3 роки тому +3

      @@minecrafting_il he is not kidding he is saying the truth.....it can read a pdf also.....in several language this feature is in only in bing

  • @missingno2401
    @missingno2401 4 роки тому +42

    as long as they pay me to use it, im using it. once they stop im going right back to duckduckgo.

  • @conservatismiscounterculture
    @conservatismiscounterculture 6 років тому +109

    @7:08 When a multibillion dollar multinational corporation "feels generous"; you (the people) should feel scared.

    • @KevinSmith-qi5yn
      @KevinSmith-qi5yn 5 років тому +6

      A company is always selling something. If they are not charging you any money then the product they are selling is you.

    • @jeffthevomitguy1178
      @jeffthevomitguy1178 5 років тому +2

      Kevin Smith oh look at me I'm mature!

    • @JohnDemetriou
      @JohnDemetriou 5 років тому

      Richmond Valentine is a classic example :)

  • @Lardum
    @Lardum 6 років тому +28

    That's one hell of a transition. So smooth

  • @herokurniawan5092
    @herokurniawan5092 4 роки тому +23

    When i read the title i was like, whats wrong with Chandler Bing?!
    Then i saw the thumnail 😂

  • @vali_bg5234
    @vali_bg5234 3 роки тому +6

    You forgot to mention the Google vs Bing serch meme. Even I have tested these.

  • @Andrew-dh1ws
    @Andrew-dh1ws 5 років тому +743

    smh Why you gotta diss Bing? Obviously Duck Duck is the way to Go.

    • @testinggamestudio3874
      @testinggamestudio3874 5 років тому +79

      Andrew Singer I switched to DuckDuckGo and honestly, it makes me feel safer without the prying eyes of google and other companies. Would definitely recommend.

    • @moderizhaan9497
      @moderizhaan9497 5 років тому +10

      duck duck go is trash google uses an advanced machine learning algorithm it does not censor data this is a made a conspiracy theory by people from duck duck go they are probably the ones that would manipulate search results

    • @LucyKosaki
      @LucyKosaki 4 роки тому +90

      @@moderizhaan9497 Not true, google is definitely censoring results in certain countries. Like for example a ton of non-childfriendy sites or warez pages get left out of the search results in germany. Not because of DMCAs, but because official bodies of the country declared it illegal. They also display legal warnings at the top when searching for specific terms. Even when you simply want to look up information on a matter, they already treat you like a potential criminal.

    • @reesespuffz2493
      @reesespuffz2493 4 роки тому +45

      I use duck duck go for porn

    • @moderizhaan9497
      @moderizhaan9497 4 роки тому +1

      @@LucyKosaki ever heard of safesearch in google you can turn it off to view non-childfriendly sites as for other countries it's their fault if google did not implement this system google would get banned from the country like they got banned in china you can always bypass this by using VPN.

  • @BBGamingGeek
    @BBGamingGeek 6 років тому +47

    When Bing is the only search engine in your school that doesn't care about internet security (screw you google)

  • @Cartel834
    @Cartel834 3 роки тому +22

    I use bing and take my $5-10 Amazon gift cards happily even if it takes a little longer lol

  • @exittierone
    @exittierone 3 роки тому +2

    Someone told me about a space game in which someone spent 10 years circumnavigating all of the stay systems and I was trying to search it up for half an hour before realizing I was on Bing.
    I used the exact same search query on Google and it was the first result.

  • @AL3X2580
    @AL3X2580 6 років тому +521

    i actually like bing for its image search, Microsoft's algorithm is actually more accurate than Google's for some reason. Try going to both websites and searching 'person riding bike while holding banana' or something to that affect and you will likely get more concise searches from Bing.
    Edit: Also for what its worth Bing/Microsoft haven't removed the 'view image' button, 'search by image' button and other essential functions from their search engine

    • @fruit5003
      @fruit5003 6 років тому +1

      Eh, Bing is too minimalistic for my taste

    • @unfig3034
      @unfig3034 6 років тому +182

      Fruit500 seriously? The site featuring daily professional pictures as the background is more minimalistic than the site with literally just the word Google on it?

    • @fruit5003
      @fruit5003 6 років тому +9

      +Faris Firdaws Front page is just one part of the browsing experience. Layout, fonts, icon styles etc. are what makes Bing inferior (for me). It just looks too clean and empty, but that might probably be just because my Google view is heavily customized

    • @AL3X2580
      @AL3X2580 6 років тому +46

      +Fruit500 personally i'd rather neglect any aesthetic design choices in favor of the results I'm looking for

    • @fruit5003
      @fruit5003 6 років тому

      +AL3X2580 I mean sure, but for me at least Google shows every search well enough. But then again, I haven't really used Bing that much so I don't really know how well it compares

  • @user-ej3iw8lw3w
    @user-ej3iw8lw3w 4 роки тому +115

    Unlike Goolag, the BING app doesn't pester me everytime to click on pictures of stairs and store fronts. I give it two thumbs up!

    • @DixieSchizo
      @DixieSchizo 4 роки тому +7

      I love having to redo the same picture puzzle 10 times because the "correct" answer is not even fucking accurate just so I can train the A.I. that will enslave us one day

    • @DixieSchizo
      @DixieSchizo 4 роки тому +1

      They programmed me like a dog I've got to say. I have about a 90% success rate these days

  • @MohitShelke
    @MohitShelke 2 роки тому +1

    Would love to see a followup video on this topic

  • @poladroidgmd2083
    @poladroidgmd2083 4 роки тому +2

    the smoothest transition to an ad

  • @Rafeno760
    @Rafeno760 6 років тому +359

    God your videos are so aesthetically pleasing. Amazing. I loved the 🤔 count

  • @manchuratt8900
    @manchuratt8900 5 років тому +366

    This whole video was an Ad for the plug in the end.

    • @climbscience4813
      @climbscience4813 5 років тому +9

      Sure, but still the part before the ad was really good! :-)

    • @clyu3946
      @clyu3946 5 років тому

      XD

  • @lydiamacintyre3729
    @lydiamacintyre3729 4 роки тому +6

    Bing is Gaelic for “thy turkey is done”

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit 2 роки тому

      professional shefs like me don't put garlic on chicken. we knwo it damages the temporal nowness of the resiliency in the flavor. creating a defacto ambulance upon which the meal's flow lies opposite and transcendental to the purpose intended.

  • @orestmarkheva7325
    @orestmarkheva7325 4 роки тому +3

    6:10 and everything after is real " *Hmmm* " to me

  • @vicryf
    @vicryf 6 років тому +21

    The video so good you didn’t realize it’s actually an ad.

  • @creeperggd136
    @creeperggd136 6 років тому +21

    9:10 that was way too smooth bro

  • @theramendutchman
    @theramendutchman 2 роки тому

    Holy hsit that was the first good transition into a sponsor I've ever seen on this channel and it was *FIRE!*

  • @waytakaq
    @waytakaq 3 роки тому +3

    I was laughing at that punch line before and now I am now using and I love it so I can now say "Bing it bois"

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 5 років тому +82

    I've started to lean further away from google recently. I feel like their algorithm is giving me information it thinks I want to see rather than accurate information. Bing has become a contender in the past for me, especially as someone who searches up a lot of technical questions.

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 5 років тому +2

      Not leaning far enough, lol. Google owns UA-cam - along with roughly one third of all the internet advertisers, trackers, and data brokers.

    • @blanco7726
      @blanco7726 5 років тому +7

      Same, I switched to DuckDuckGo on my iPhone, because it promises to be unbiased as opposed to Google.

    • @misteroof
      @misteroof 5 років тому +1

      Bing gives you off topic shit

    • @stamatisvragas7720
      @stamatisvragas7720 5 років тому

      I would advice you to try duckduckgo there is a video on youtube on why should you switch to duckduckgo instead of google

    • @krinka1458
      @krinka1458 5 років тому

      Same. Even within the past few weeks I've been returning all sorts of junk and using google's long forgotten second page of results.

  • @sosickandtiredofalltheneed568
    @sosickandtiredofalltheneed568 5 років тому +199

    the next I knew, I was on a middle of an ad

  • @krateproductions4872
    @krateproductions4872 3 роки тому

    That ad transition was Brilliant

  • @JaydenLacroix
    @JaydenLacroix 3 роки тому +1

    dang that sponsorship was so smooth that I'm subbing

  • @nikthough3110
    @nikthough3110 4 роки тому +50

    Google:
    Don't be too evil.
    8:03 😂

  • @whoareu-podcastaboutlifeat257
    @whoareu-podcastaboutlifeat257 6 років тому +50

    7:59 Lmao all these big companies are so "philanthropic" when it's all for control and data. Solid job calling it out

    • @uyuman1
      @uyuman1 6 років тому

      This video showed me why facebook is free in Nigeria

  • @himanshujain2978
    @himanshujain2978 3 роки тому +1

    Watched this a couple of years ago, still see no change

  • @conquerusmle
    @conquerusmle Рік тому +3

    Now, we're talking!

  • @7DOLLABEATS
    @7DOLLABEATS 6 років тому +279

    6:40 "PLEASE DON'T DO IT MARK.....*whispers* "They're gonna do it" LMAO!!!!!

  • @the9file
    @the9file 4 роки тому +183

    "...google, google, suicide, and hot sauce," I laughed out loud!

  • @afrocoolio25
    @afrocoolio25 4 роки тому +5

    Bing is good for those late-night searches. The Bing algorithm even will recommend other vids and categories. Yeah, Bing is used for alternative browsing.

  • @akshobhyavarma
    @akshobhyavarma 3 роки тому +1

    Nice way to put in a sponsor in the end of the video btw

  • @timbred8532
    @timbred8532 6 років тому +27

    The transition to the advert... best I've ever witnessed D:

    • @phiznak
      @phiznak 6 років тому +2

      "best"

  • @fr3ak1shh
    @fr3ak1shh 4 роки тому +11

    I use Bing. And the new Microsoft Edge based on Chromium (which allows you to install any Chrome extension from the Chrome store). They're great! It's not just for people too lazy to switch their default search engine.
    The fact of the matter is, I use way more Microsoft services than I do Google services. I'm a Junior Software Engineer, and I use:
    * MS Office for anything office-related (much better than G-Suite)
    * OneDrive for cloud storage (much better than Google Drive)
    * Outlook for my email (I like it better than Gmail, and I definitely like Outlook's calendar better than Google Calendar)
    * Microsoft Azure and the .NET Core for development (not saying I exclusively use these - I use Google's and Amazon's developer technologies as well)
    * Microsoft ToDo for managing my tasks
    * Powershell as my default terminal - none of that Cygwin crap (you can also download Ubuntu from the Windows store and use it without requiring a virtual machine)
    So I use way more Microsoft services than Google. Now, why would I use Google's browser and search engine when the new Edge and Bing are indistinguishable in quality?
    And I think it's important to look at what kinds of companies Google and Microsoft are. Google is an **advertisement-focused company**. Microsoft is **an enterprise-focused company**. Which company sounds more appealing to me?
    Microsoft is also the biggest contributor to open source. Don't listen to the people who try to tell you Microsoft is bad. All kinds of software companies use Microsoft's services, and if you have it in your head that Microsoft is bad, those companies will be less likely to hire you. But that's just my opinion.
    TL;DR - Microsoft is pretty cool. Don't listen to the haters.

  • @TaeperzTechTips
    @TaeperzTechTips 2 роки тому +8

    Polymatter: Bing is the future of the internet!
    Chromebooks: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @ghostiee272
    @ghostiee272 3 роки тому +5

    "people don't know how, or just don't care enough to change them"
    *laughs in bored settings explorer*

  • @p.t5146
    @p.t5146 4 роки тому +187

    Never knew the internet was so corrupt.

    • @somuchtocook9159
      @somuchtocook9159 4 роки тому +16

      Flamer Gamer the internet is a monopoly that more resembles the earth’s oceans

    • @Atombender
      @Atombender 4 роки тому +24

      The internet was free until government decided to hand it over to the private sector.

    • @thatdude123
      @thatdude123 4 роки тому +2

      @@somuchtocook9159 i like that

    • @d.e.b.b5788
      @d.e.b.b5788 4 роки тому +9

      Everything is corrupt. It's always all about the money. Always.

    • @potatoeskimos
      @potatoeskimos 4 роки тому

      @@Atombender the Internet is till free, you only need to download tor and browse away.

  • @anathamon
    @anathamon 6 років тому +109

    "brilliant" transition 🐶

  • @seanluo8369
    @seanluo8369 2 роки тому +1

    Its homepage remains eye-catching with its photos, news, etc.

  • @bxrrysykes136
    @bxrrysykes136 4 роки тому

    Bruh that clean Switch to the advertisement