Top 15 Countries Military Spending (1830-2019)

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  • @hazardous0887
    @hazardous0887 4 роки тому +4969

    Germany: *increases military spending*
    Everyone: “what are you doing?”
    Germany: “... nothing”

    • @dipeptidase2774
      @dipeptidase2774 4 роки тому +156

      Hazardous 088 building tractors...... lots of tractors... and factories for even more tractors

    • @Rowrin
      @Rowrin 4 роки тому +137

      "Vote Germany, acting kinda sus..."

    • @Mcha_1
      @Mcha_1 4 роки тому +40

      @@Rowrin Germany was a ww2 starter
      1 ww3 starter remains

    • @mazen5005
      @mazen5005 4 роки тому +19

      Rowrin Germany was not the imposter

    • @gamingrevenge_t2
      @gamingrevenge_t2 4 роки тому +13

      @@mazen5005 atleast not in the 1ww

  • @ztvn17
    @ztvn17 4 роки тому +3570

    When the US spends the most money in the 1860s just to fight itself

    • @thenameiscasie4836
      @thenameiscasie4836 4 роки тому +123

      That America

    • @DmitriyBch
      @DmitriyBch 4 роки тому +13

      Anyways, they spend not theirs money. The spend useless foreign dollars thar are just paper

    • @Kaiserin_Amy
      @Kaiserin_Amy 4 роки тому +107

      @@DmitriyBch in contrast to money that isn't just paper

    • @pepel252
      @pepel252 4 роки тому +4

      ???

    • @chrisgraham2904
      @chrisgraham2904 4 роки тому +4

      Did you forget the Vietnam war?

  • @positivepioneer4991
    @positivepioneer4991 4 роки тому +4826

    Pearl harbour: *gets bombed*
    U.S. Military: Let's just increase our budget by *700 billion dollars*

    • @andrewthomas4636
      @andrewthomas4636 4 роки тому +33

      Bahahaha! So funny

    • @Salty_Dog1
      @Salty_Dog1 4 роки тому +87

      Are you saying we shouldn't have tried to end ww2 as quick as possible?

    • @nobilesnovushomo58
      @nobilesnovushomo58 4 роки тому +72

      You didn’t account for inflation or other various economic factors in your equation. A more accurate summarization of American spending throughout two centuries is what percent of the US budget was taken up by military, and also account for what percent of the US GNP was taxed, as pre-1913 the US was radically laissez-faire. I guarantee it’s radically less than 700 billion. In fact the United States military budget when accounting for discretionary and mandatory spending by Congress is about 15% of the budget, about 49% goes to Social Security and health and human services. So you’re right simply because the US was radically laissez-faire economics, Government outlays accounted for 2% of GNP back in it’s proto-european growth, but only by technicality because we didn’t spend much even on health and human services.

    • @chrismoderate3495
      @chrismoderate3495 4 роки тому +16

      Ha we are paying 720 billion on our military right now.

    • @andrewthomas4636
      @andrewthomas4636 4 роки тому +13

      @@chrismoderate3495 this has to be innacurate.
      Trump signed a 2trillion dollar bill. Since the USA is not supposed to have a standing military budgets are assigned every two years.
      Under Obama I thought it was 600billion for two years. So, i wonder where the numbers are coming from

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 4 роки тому +860

    "Watcha got there?"
    Germany holding a 400% increase in the military budget: A smoothie

  • @maplehockeylove6339
    @maplehockeylove6339 5 років тому +12728

    Can someone tell America that the war is over?

    • @gbthrilla
      @gbthrilla 5 років тому +2591

      your going to thank us when the aliens come

    • @Fortune.5
      @Fortune.5 5 років тому +485

      gbthrilla - Heh! That just made my day.

    • @politickynekorektny9615
      @politickynekorektny9615 5 років тому +589

      for them ? huh bro , they never stoped with war :D

    • @leonleon2021
      @leonleon2021 5 років тому +758

      Nha, they just looking for oil everywhere 😂👌

    • @tomten8663
      @tomten8663 5 років тому +65

      It,s just starting.

  • @DJVirusist
    @DJVirusist 4 роки тому +2298

    1992: "started"
    Russia: I'm tired, I'm leaving ...

    • @whatevermhmm9720
      @whatevermhmm9720 4 роки тому +18

      True

    • @mr.triangle7626
      @mr.triangle7626 4 роки тому +55

      Виктор в Soviet Union go boom

    • @Amoweffam
      @Amoweffam 4 роки тому +20

      well lol it’s because gorbachev wasn’t the president of the soviet union and the ussr was gone

    • @cheems4061
      @cheems4061 4 роки тому +12

      @@Amoweffam r/woooosh

    • @Amoweffam
      @Amoweffam 4 роки тому +9

      mookey wooosh is something so cowardly to do piss off

  • @paulhappyfeet
    @paulhappyfeet 5 років тому +515

    0:25
    México: oops, wrong room, bye.
    0:28
    México again: sorry, I just forgot my taco. Now, bye.

  • @weewodon
    @weewodon 3 роки тому +131

    germany: has 400B military expenditure
    USA: *those are some rookie numbers*

    • @Vincrand
      @Vincrand 3 роки тому +11

      If you compare it to population size it's insane though. For USA to have same relative expenditure it would need 1.6T

    • @weewodon
      @weewodon 3 роки тому

      @@Vincrand yes

    • @TheKingsOfChaos77
      @TheKingsOfChaos77 3 роки тому +1

      Also the amount of time germany kept that budget was out of the world

    • @Crimsrn
      @Crimsrn 2 роки тому +1

      yea but eh, even with less budget the Wehrmacht can beat the us army, it took the brits, the americans and the red army to take them out

  • @soarinskies1105
    @soarinskies1105 5 років тому +2537

    The world: how big do you want your military defense budget to be
    United States: Yes

    • @thelastpetrolbender2744
      @thelastpetrolbender2744 5 років тому +91

      defense? USA obviously has an very offencive military

    • @thelastpetrolbender2744
      @thelastpetrolbender2744 5 років тому +91

      @Nobody Jones protect the world? More like protect the Americans best interest while sending out ideology.

    • @sxxp4392
      @sxxp4392 5 років тому +40

      @@thelastpetrolbender2744 Psht don't burst his bubble

    • @sxxp4392
      @sxxp4392 5 років тому +52

      @ True thats why the places America invades becomes more.... oh wait it doesn't and now Amerika Kills more civilianz than the Taliban

    • @jcstides
      @jcstides 5 років тому +9

      The last Petrol bender “ideology” is a weird way to say freedom

  • @borges3575
    @borges3575 5 років тому +2633

    2:58 Germany be like: “oops sorry wrong decade you saw nothing”

    • @shash3391
      @shash3391 5 років тому +73

      Lmao such an underrated comment! 😂❤️

    • @Bazzable
      @Bazzable 5 років тому +87

      that was inflation

    • @gay.mer9328
      @gay.mer9328 5 років тому +25

      conan bazzable It was a joke.

    • @Bazzable
      @Bazzable 5 років тому +14

      @Valivictrium exatly so they wont simplize it so it stays however many printed money they spend

    • @FindYahweh
      @FindYahweh 5 років тому +6

      LOL ill be right back in the 30's with some history that'll will fry the jewish community's brain

  • @klown463
    @klown463 5 років тому +732

    So how much do you want to spend on defense?
    Post cold-war US: Yes

    • @Lost-In-Blank
      @Lost-In-Blank 5 років тому +30

      No kidding. For many years, in the naughties* the USA spent more on its military than the next 10 countries combined. There is no way it should be spending 3-4 times as much per capita as the NATO average.
      * 2000-2009

    • @ybr8192
      @ybr8192 5 років тому +11

      It's important fact, that it's *_post_*

    • @ReclaimTheMainland
      @ReclaimTheMainland 5 років тому +5

      Germany on both world wars: *umm*

    • @ybr8192
      @ybr8192 5 років тому +1

      @@ReclaimTheMainland your profile is very complex, you have Hitler and Stalin as a names and pic of Lance, a black character from sa, what?

    • @ReclaimTheMainland
      @ReclaimTheMainland 5 років тому

      @@ybr8192 they were OG's

  • @frefox2701
    @frefox2701 4 роки тому +82

    USA and USSR play a casual game of "Who can spend the most money on military?"

    • @sobaken34
      @sobaken34 4 роки тому +8

      It's called "Cold war"

    • @jhrb5136
      @jhrb5136 3 роки тому +20

      But no one told to the USA that the game is over 😂😂

    • @JohnDoe-gs5qk
      @JohnDoe-gs5qk 3 роки тому +8

      @@jhrb5136 Gotta keep the grind going.

    • @JohnDoe-gs5qk
      @JohnDoe-gs5qk 3 роки тому +2

      @United states of America And the zombies... don't forget the zombies.

  • @broski7088
    @broski7088 5 років тому +8734

    Jonathan Cavalli has requested an edit, and an edit is what he shall get.

    • @lightestseed
      @lightestseed 5 років тому +59

      You stole this comment
      *sin*

    • @broski7088
      @broski7088 5 років тому +178

      Yes I did steal this comment from another video

    • @rafiki4191
      @rafiki4191 5 років тому +54

      Half comments are stolen comments who cares.

    • @橘子-z7y
      @橘子-z7y 5 років тому +8

      Too real

    • @ivanbogodistov4668
      @ivanbogodistov4668 5 років тому +3

      Yes.

  • @lateshpatil5307
    @lateshpatil5307 5 років тому +2510

    Nobody:
    Germany in 1920's: Let's spend 2000% more budget on military.

    • @viveleroi4214
      @viveleroi4214 5 років тому +151

      inflation, not real

    • @l.a.9043
      @l.a.9043 5 років тому +47

      3000*

    • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
      @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 5 років тому +57

      @@viveleroi4214 It actually was real, Hitler tried to stage a coup in the exact same year which worried the government pretty hard that more people would try something similar.

    • @Tupadre97
      @Tupadre97 5 років тому +44

      Hitler's coup was tiny and had nothing to do with why they increased the budget. Real reason why they increased it was to prevent the communists from launching a coup since they were considered the real threat in 1923.

    • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
      @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 5 років тому +13

      @@Tupadre97 Did you read my comment? I said that other people (not only fascists, but also communists or other parametritis) might get "inspired" by his actions and do the same. It was pretty standard in the opening years of the Weimar Republic, but 1923 was rougher than most of the years before.

  • @FBIAGENT725
    @FBIAGENT725 4 роки тому +663

    World:
    United States: *NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*

    • @blast8363
      @blast8363 4 роки тому +17

      Laughs from Vietnam

    • @_puppet_man7876
      @_puppet_man7876 4 роки тому +31

      @@blast8363 *Laughs in succesful capitalism*

    • @yourboyyeetow7578
      @yourboyyeetow7578 4 роки тому +5

      Bush_Man „Successful“ only for American CEOs, not for workers all around the world

    • @garrethigdon7678
      @garrethigdon7678 4 роки тому +20

      @@yourboyyeetow7578 and americans in general. i mean i would rather have unequal amounts of wealth over equal amounts of poverty any day

    • @aidensuelflow4657
      @aidensuelflow4657 4 роки тому

      😂

  • @mikuy2433
    @mikuy2433 4 роки тому +50

    00:00 to 1:57
    France : let me introduce myself

    • @samilzeynalov2448
      @samilzeynalov2448 3 роки тому +1

      3:22 Germany: hello guys

    • @jeanmunoz6953
      @jeanmunoz6953 3 роки тому

      white flag

    • @mikuy2433
      @mikuy2433 3 роки тому +2

      @@jeanmunoz6953 f you, like, in order to take down the empire of France they needed 6 coalition !

    • @taopi8250
      @taopi8250 3 роки тому

      @@mikuy2433 7

    • @mikuy2433
      @mikuy2433 3 роки тому

      @@taopi8250 yes... 6 for the first empire and 1 for the second

  • @gravedigger7763
    @gravedigger7763 5 років тому +1849

    4:20~
    1958 North Korea “Hello there! My name is North Korea!”
    1959 North Korea “Bye for now!”

  • @jazzbix7975
    @jazzbix7975 4 роки тому +1283

    This should be titled “The rise and fall and rise and fall and rise and fall and rise and fall of the UK”

    • @sunnydeb6813
      @sunnydeb6813 4 роки тому +4

      They deserve these

    • @rotties-rules
      @rotties-rules 4 роки тому +10

      I'd rather money spent on the NHS than the military any day.

    • @endrioinfiniti
      @endrioinfiniti 4 роки тому +1

      even russia tho

    • @rshndb99
      @rshndb99 4 роки тому

      Wo to hoga hi chori ka maal phuski hota hai kitna chalate

    • @tomburgess8485
      @tomburgess8485 4 роки тому

      Shekhar You clearly are quite bitter about it

  • @sahilroy24x7
    @sahilroy24x7 4 роки тому +3161

    When you see Germany at the top, you know that it is time for a world war 🤨

  • @johnnycto7576
    @johnnycto7576 3 роки тому +9

    1991: The Cold War is over, time to go home! United States: not so fast.

  • @voidzinbr28
    @voidzinbr28 5 років тому +1576

    1942 Germany: Hold My Beer
    1945 Germany: BEER, HOLD ME!

  • @linkdeous3928
    @linkdeous3928 5 років тому +1288

    Looking at Russia, UK, US, France, and Germany
    World : why is that when somethign happen it's always you guys

    • @marianat1393
      @marianat1393 5 років тому +4

      .

    • @zyilund
      @zyilund 5 років тому +36

      Imagine it as a class room of students. I’m sure they are the most naughty ones. Others are like... can we all sit down and continue with this chemistry 101 now?

    • @Soundeagle3456
      @Soundeagle3456 5 років тому +76

      Spain would've been part of that class, but her colonies told her to fuck off.

    • @jis87BE
      @jis87BE 5 років тому

      Good you didn't use capital G letter for that sh*t country

    • @ninaklora7521
      @ninaklora7521 5 років тому +64

      @@jis87BE Tf? Germany was a horrible country but now they are very peaceful and are treating their poor people well. Or more well than usa
      Btw the way ww2 is teached in germany is very true. They dont hide any thing. In school they have to go to one of those camps so that this will always be remembered and will never be again. Oh and look at the story. Then you'll see. Most germans didn't know what was happening back then.

  • @syberr_
    @syberr_ 5 років тому +207

    Brazil: you shouldn't be here
    Sweden: Neither should you

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 4 роки тому +9

      * Argentina sneaks in*
      "Why am I here?"

    • @fifthcanuck1128
      @fifthcanuck1128 4 роки тому +9

      *Canada looks up from his book*
      “Hell I don’t know why I’m here either I was top five at one point”

    • @Christopher_mp
      @Christopher_mp 4 роки тому +1

      Tell that to Paraguay xD

    • @captrustle7939
      @captrustle7939 4 роки тому

      Juliano Correa well it doesn’t have nukes

  • @gillesdupouy8357
    @gillesdupouy8357 3 роки тому +69

    The US : "free healthcare ? Do you imagine how high taxes would be ?"
    Also the US :

    • @---pp7tq
      @---pp7tq 3 роки тому

      Underrated comment

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 3 роки тому +7

      well bombing civilians and shacks overseas is more profitable than giving US citizens good healthcare, so there's that
      yay capitalism..

    • @bunger5535
      @bunger5535 3 роки тому

      @@walterbrunswick thats the most trog way of saying you're a failed human being.

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 3 роки тому

      @@bunger5535 oh dear, that's not good

  • @silic6n
    @silic6n 5 років тому +1253

    2:19 Cuba: Hey China
    2:21 Cuba: You need to go the the principals office with me
    Edit: Thanks For 1K Likes!

  • @KompridiCR
    @KompridiCR 5 років тому +1340

    Whenever Germany rises their military budget:
    UK, USA, Russia and France: *I am speed*

    • @MrBird-bk7lb
      @MrBird-bk7lb 4 роки тому +9

      MemeLover no

    • @AFT_05G
      @AFT_05G 4 роки тому +6

      Mr. Bird What no?Russia and France had relatively low military budget compare with that two.

    • @tegmenylmaz239
      @tegmenylmaz239 4 роки тому +10

      Fucks allies

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 4 роки тому +8

      America should have Joined the Central Powers and kick Britain’s ass

    • @respectedgaming
      @respectedgaming 4 роки тому

      Togo if you didn't know why it's because of the World Wars

  • @Mars20231
    @Mars20231 5 років тому +1643

    Nobody:
    United States during major war:
    _I am speed_

    • @txdmgamerd3175
      @txdmgamerd3175 5 років тому +25

      CemtecUk you know by saying that you are also not orignal bc there a lot of ppl like you say that to ppl that just say a joke

    • @panzerkampfwagenviausfbkon343
      @panzerkampfwagenviausfbkon343 5 років тому +4

      @CemtecUk real hard lad arnt ya put some lead in your brain

    • @richardgoed8101
      @richardgoed8101 5 років тому +4

      @CemtecUk you aren't original, you are just a copied version of Adam and Eve

    • @m4sherman926
      @m4sherman926 5 років тому +2

      CemtecUk fuck off you unoriginal Peace of shit

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 5 років тому +4

      *America Fuck Yeah plays in the background*

  • @cctoycc8114
    @cctoycc8114 4 роки тому +23

    When Germany ranked 1 at 1939 we all felt that

    • @legende0018
      @legende0018 3 роки тому +6

      not only 1939 my friend, not only 1939 ;)

  • @Kiryuoxid
    @Kiryuoxid 5 років тому +950

    4:20~
    North Korea: *enters the classroom
    North Korea: oh wrong room
    North Korea: leaves

    • @fungertype2631
      @fungertype2631 5 років тому +24

      underrated

    • @msvi09official
      @msvi09official 5 років тому +32

      420 too

    • @demapping
      @demapping 5 років тому +7

      did that happen because north korea became pretty much isolated from the world at that point?

    • @user-vv7ir1pl4j
      @user-vv7ir1pl4j 5 років тому

      Helium Rudder Speedy Thruster bruh no

    • @Jason918114
      @Jason918114 5 років тому +7

      It was the Korean War from Jun 25, 1950 - Jul 27, 1953, probably.

  • @ideal6044
    @ideal6044 5 років тому +899

    Germany in wars: I am speed
    USA in peace time: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 5 років тому +17

      Than everyone whoops Germany's ass.

    • @yourboywindar
      @yourboywindar 5 років тому +8

      The USA wasn’t playing

    • @bullenweide6872
      @bullenweide6872 5 років тому +105

      ​@@whatabouttheearth Your comment is like being proud, that you and the 20 other guys where able to beat up 1 guy

    • @the_username_is_taken
      @the_username_is_taken 5 років тому

      .

    • @greatestever8825
      @greatestever8825 5 років тому +53

      @@whatabouttheearth it took the whole world just to beat Germany's powerful ass army lol

  • @rrcinstitution3983
    @rrcinstitution3983 5 років тому +686

    6:02
    2001 Thailand : I am fully char--
    2002 Thailand : OK I'm out.

    • @sirarmmergamesmer4215
      @sirarmmergamesmer4215 5 років тому +2

      hahaha😂

    • @billy_boi
      @billy_boi 5 років тому +25

      IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT*

    • @timekit2638
      @timekit2638 5 років тому +1

      Are you from Thailand?

    • @nonamesameonu3109
      @nonamesameonu3109 5 років тому +7

      political corruption really ruins this country our spendings are not even close to the fullest but still we won’t top those superpowers

    • @ashishk.9861
      @ashishk.9861 5 років тому

      400th like from me 😂😂😂😂

  • @JTCurtisMusic
    @JTCurtisMusic 3 роки тому +29

    U.S. Military: "YAY! We win!"
    U.S. Healthcare / Education / Sciences: "Did we really?"

    • @nerdysportsfan9060
      @nerdysportsfan9060 3 роки тому +1

      believe it or not the US manages to spend more money on healthcare then the military spending almost 17% of GDP.

    • @Dan-xn1vl
      @Dan-xn1vl 3 роки тому +8

      I know it’s cool and trendy to hate America, but in reality, America has the best technology, science, and education. Everyone from all over the world comes to America the most for opportunity. Sure, there are some problems, but everyone has those.

    • @nerdysportsfan9060
      @nerdysportsfan9060 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dan-xn1vl I agree with you, I was just pointing this out to dispel the myth that the US military somehow prevents Americans from having other things when in reality the US spends more on those then the military.

    • @ARRRGH480
      @ARRRGH480 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dan-xn1vl Canada (as well as most of the developed world) has better education than the US. Multiple European countries have better Healthcare. Idk about science but I imagine its the same.

    • @averagejonathansmithenjoyer
      @averagejonathansmithenjoyer 3 роки тому +1

      @@ARRRGH480 are these just opinions, or are they backed up?

  • @Dhjaru
    @Dhjaru 5 років тому +380

    2008 economic crisis happens, USA: Yeah its about time we increase our military.

    • @Rizit13
      @Rizit13 5 років тому +50

      nothing like building more guns and tanks to give the people work i guess....

    • @UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776
      @UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776 5 років тому +35

      Yes

    • @hcrdfju4954
      @hcrdfju4954 5 років тому +3

      Ninja Moose so... they made the economic crisis so that they can justify making more weapons??!

    • @Rizit13
      @Rizit13 5 років тому +1

      @@hcrdfju4954 probably not. But might as well make bombs out of a bad situation.

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 5 років тому +7

      You say that, but rapidly increasing demand for military manufacturing is what pulled the US out of the Great Depression. An increase in demand means an increase in jobs, which means less unemployment.

  • @MpSniperM1911
    @MpSniperM1911 5 років тому +722

    In 1939 Poland increaced their military budget in 545%. I wonder why

    • @dariuszg9991
      @dariuszg9991 5 років тому +150

      A bit too late

    • @ReclaimTheMainland
      @ReclaimTheMainland 5 років тому +35

      Lmao sad tho

    • @GianoAMPiano
      @GianoAMPiano 5 років тому +15

      Not enough

    • @EgorSteve
      @EgorSteve 5 років тому +41

      Becouse of war with Germany and Soviet Union at SAME time.

    • @jaroslawgarbus5676
      @jaroslawgarbus5676 5 років тому +9

      @@GianoAMPiano if no coward russia from behind germany could shit their pants .we could go and invide russia with germany hitler spoke our prime minister Bek but he refused so Germany invaded poland and than 2 weeks later russia invaded poland. short lesson of history...cheers

  • @grahamtroy9381
    @grahamtroy9381 4 роки тому +902

    Top ten single year increases in budget:
    10: 2001: Thailand has 640% growth
    9: 1854: Britain has 702% growth.
    8: 1990: Kuwait has 720% growth
    7: 1918: US has 814% growth
    6: 1949: China has 849% growth
    5: 1921: Poland has 855% growth
    4: 1876: Iran has 887% growth
    3: 1941: New Zealand has 1050% growth
    2: 1861: US has 1211% growth
    1: 1923: Germany has 2937% growth

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 4 роки тому +76

      I love how the us made the list twice

    • @ariaaceves6073
      @ariaaceves6073 4 роки тому +64

      That New Zealand budget must've been for the glorious Bob Semple, obviously.

    • @PLATONU
      @PLATONU 4 роки тому +19

      the most useless... Poland...1921

    • @retrix9169
      @retrix9169 4 роки тому +4

      @@PLATONU Why?

    • @mikeonbike23
      @mikeonbike23 4 роки тому +33

      @@PLATONU wouldn't say so, by that time Polish army Stopped soviet union in great battle

  • @JTCurtisMusic
    @JTCurtisMusic 3 роки тому +5

    1946: "Hey, you think we can maybe cut back on Military Spending now and build some roads?"
    U.S: "Yeah that's probably a good idea."
    2000s: "Hey, you think we can-"
    U.S: "SILENCE!!!"

  • @blemba100
    @blemba100 5 років тому +739

    Soviet Union: **Starts to collapse**
    America: *imma about to spend all my money on soldier bois*

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 років тому +12

      S O L D I E R B O I S

    • @Sean-kc4ob
      @Sean-kc4ob 5 років тому +3

      Lucas Feitoza more like cruise míssel bois

    • @triple0verkillz45
      @triple0verkillz45 5 років тому

      @Lucas Feitoza ??

    • @AK-yi3jq
      @AK-yi3jq 5 років тому +8

      @Lucas Feitoza boi you dont even know how to spell States.

    • @lotrlmao1648
      @lotrlmao1648 5 років тому +1

      one united states represent the name of AMERICA which has ton of nations?Unlogic

  • @avinash_8723
    @avinash_8723 5 років тому +2207

    Imagine the US military money being spent on NASA

    • @ArmandoGarcia-vd5es
      @ArmandoGarcia-vd5es 5 років тому +291

      @Jordi Contreras I visit black holes every night

    • @alokbaluni8760
      @alokbaluni8760 5 років тому +376

      @@ArmandoGarcia-vd5es Those are Assholes

    • @Star-jw3xh
      @Star-jw3xh 5 років тому +17

      LMAO

    • @doommanbaby6091
      @doommanbaby6091 5 років тому +150

      Small bits of the Military Budget cut into Space Exploration. The military budget cuts into a lot of things people don’t know about like the innovation sector. GPS was invented by the Military along with basic things such as super glue and duct tape. It’s so big that it basically is just a compilation of really varied budgets + Airforce + Army + Marines + Navy. And majority of the time those 4 larger military branches still cut into those branches and invent new things and do more than what people think. Them thinking of course it’s all just military equipment and weapons which is simply not the case.

    • @thatoneguy5550
      @thatoneguy5550 4 роки тому +1

      @Brett Mitchell now they do.

  • @tano1670
    @tano1670 4 роки тому +861

    Tax payers: "exists"
    Military budget: "imma bout to end this man whole career"

    • @The.Drunk-Koala
      @The.Drunk-Koala 4 роки тому +10

      enough with these comments

    • @tano1670
      @tano1670 4 роки тому +17

      @@The.Drunk-Koala sorry m8 i tought it was funny =/

    • @MrTiti
      @MrTiti 4 роки тому +9

      @@tano1670 it is VERY funny. :)
      and we should end Drunks Koala whole career.
      but maybe he meant it was funny, but couldnt express himself, eating too much eukalyptus

    • @jackl2257
      @jackl2257 4 роки тому

      Literally

    • @moth8775
      @moth8775 4 роки тому

      @Saint seer They don't kill the patient.

  • @vinylninja
    @vinylninja 3 роки тому +11

    I love how all these data videos have background music that makes you feel like you're about to have a banquet with the queen

  • @SDZ675
    @SDZ675 4 роки тому +1600

    US 1930s: What's a military?
    US Now: How many useless weapons can we buy with this $650billion

    • @nikosnikos5082
      @nikosnikos5082 4 роки тому +148

      Its they are having mrbeast challenges with the military

    • @zkittlezthabanditt604
      @zkittlezthabanditt604 4 роки тому +9

      Hehe **850 billion*

    • @jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347
      @jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347 4 роки тому +35

      @Ling Tao how the fuck did you get past the great firewall

    • @poplame7809
      @poplame7809 4 роки тому +49

      @@jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347 dude not all chinese come from China

    • @LazyAndFabulous
      @LazyAndFabulous 4 роки тому +39

      @@poplame7809
      VPN exist too, most Mainland Chinese can use VPN too...

  • @vladabalinsky7276
    @vladabalinsky7276 5 років тому +733

    For like two seconds the USA wasn’t even on the chart imagine that

    • @ScaryAppul-114
      @ScaryAppul-114 5 років тому +3

      Vlada Balinsky the US never left the chart
      Just kidding lol

    • @aurilio5633
      @aurilio5633 5 років тому +49

      The USA barely existed back then, it was a fairly new country

    • @ScaryAppul-114
      @ScaryAppul-114 5 років тому +24

      João Aurilio wdym bruh when the US was out it was like 1910

    • @aurilio5633
      @aurilio5633 5 років тому +7

      @@ScaryAppul-114 July 4th in 1776... you have google man

    • @ScaryAppul-114
      @ScaryAppul-114 5 років тому +10

      João Aurilio you said the US barely existed when it wasn’t a chart. I know when it was a country and when it was off the chart it was 1910. That means the US would’ve been a country for 100 years when that happened

  • @lucasnadamas9317
    @lucasnadamas9317 4 роки тому +338

    0:53
    America: "what if we take all our money, and make guns"

    • @liltiger4187
      @liltiger4187 4 роки тому +4

      😂 😂 😂

    • @JW-mr5mh
      @JW-mr5mh 4 роки тому +21

      That was the us civil war

    • @noidea4223
      @noidea4223 4 роки тому +4

      United States of America* not United States

    • @ottomanempire3725
      @ottomanempire3725 4 роки тому +1

      Signy Offis America*

    • @pxldeath3561
      @pxldeath3561 4 роки тому +4

      @@cisell1938 when people say the saw an American you immediately think of usa so just saying America will suffice

  • @Maccaboy1984
    @Maccaboy1984 3 роки тому +60

    Imagine if we lived in a world where all this could be spent on science and technology, medicine, housing, education etc.

    • @defjam6517
      @defjam6517 3 роки тому +2

      so TRUE !!!! Sad that Humans are Stupid !

    • @scavengerspc
      @scavengerspc 3 роки тому +7

      @@defjam6517 Being "stupid" is why so much of the world is still alive.

    • @DeutscherPatrick
      @DeutscherPatrick 3 роки тому

      @@scavengerspc explain

    • @nexor7809
      @nexor7809 3 роки тому +6

      well true, but military itself is improving technology, so theres some profit to that

    • @wilhelm_kr4216
      @wilhelm_kr4216 3 роки тому +7

      @@DeutscherPatrick from drinking the "miracle drug" Mercury to using ICBMs to send people and machines to space, i say stupidity had paved the way to progress

  • @eggboi6760
    @eggboi6760 4 роки тому +1485

    The world: * exists *
    The United States military budget: GAS GAS GAS!
    Americans now: well sh*t

    • @calebprice6248
      @calebprice6248 4 роки тому +19

      Yes or germany being like I will spend the most money and the U.S just says no

    • @generalkenobi8374
      @generalkenobi8374 4 роки тому +10

      @General Kenobi, hello there

    • @lukasjesberg327
      @lukasjesberg327 4 роки тому +10

      @@generalkenobi8374 General Kenobi

    • @jakko2371
      @jakko2371 4 роки тому +1

      Literally

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 4 роки тому +6

      Yes, mostly for gas and oil

  • @joco8290
    @joco8290 5 років тому +715

    Germany is on top.
    World: Aw shit, here we go again.

    • @foodhumor3248
      @foodhumor3248 5 років тому +5

      More like America

    • @luminus3d
      @luminus3d 5 років тому +14

      to be honest america is like the big brother who comes to calm shit down... until 1943...

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 5 років тому +1

      @@foodhumor3248 duuuuurp

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 5 років тому +1

      @@luminus3d Because there won't be a third.

    • @luminus3d
      @luminus3d 5 років тому +1

      @@nocturnalrecluse1216 i think either in a near or far future humanity will have a great war (nuclear or something). Plus America is not going to last for milleniums either

  • @rindert8442
    @rindert8442 4 роки тому +325

    Germany in ww2: I'm gonna spend the most money on the army in the world.
    America: Hold my beer.

  • @calabro1469
    @calabro1469 4 роки тому +346

    France: “I was god once you know”.

  • @EgorSteve
    @EgorSteve 5 років тому +58

    0:25-0:31
    Mexico: Hi guys!
    Mexico: Bye guys!
    Mexico: I'm back!
    Mexico: nevermind...

    • @Alex53Ace
      @Alex53Ace 5 років тому +1

      @Karl Berg what do you mean? 19th century was civil war after civil war in Mexico, also invaded by the US and by France twice and the Spanish tried to reconquer it too.

  • @Exsilii
    @Exsilii 5 років тому +165

    6:38
    US: alright, we've spent a lot, lets just relax a little bi-
    **sees china**
    US: "neeeevermind"

    • @aydenlui
      @aydenlui 5 років тому +2

      quixoticcats *600x the spending of China
      US: RACK IT UP!!!

    • @iam_joshua_bcxvii
      @iam_joshua_bcxvii 5 років тому

      @@aydenlui Thing is, China has more purchasing power in PPP than in nominal. Nominally this is low, but PPP, the Chinese spending could just be as much closer to US spending as Chinese troops and equipments are paid lower than its US counterparts.

    • @aydenlui
      @aydenlui 5 років тому +1

      칼인오조슈아 true. I’m just saying the US can and does spend a lot on military

    • @Aureola0901
      @Aureola0901 5 років тому

      @@iam_joshua_bcxvii PPP means they can buy more stuffs

    • @iam_joshua_bcxvii
      @iam_joshua_bcxvii 5 років тому

      @@Aureola0901 locally yes. And since many if not all of their weapons are locally made, they could buy more of it than the US. Even solider pay is Prolly much lower than in the US.

  • @flyingdutch9818
    @flyingdutch9818 3 роки тому +17

    As an Aussie I think it’s hilarious that we ever got on this graph and that we reached 12th.
    “wanna invade, mate? Yeah sure, bring some beers will ya?’

    • @somethingelse9535
      @somethingelse9535 3 роки тому

      Aus is 11th for a number of years now. Low boot count, but a million tons of hardware.

  • @incognito8162
    @incognito8162 5 років тому +541

    3:53
    Germany: Bye, have a great time!

    • @stege
      @stege 5 років тому +5

      Even the graphic glitched 😁

    • @dominikdobrowolski3908
      @dominikdobrowolski3908 5 років тому +16

      Germany rage quits

    • @bulwark7840
      @bulwark7840 5 років тому +10

      I mean hows germany gonna spend on military if there isnt any germany left

    • @malteseninja1047
      @malteseninja1047 5 років тому +4

      Germany: fuck this shit I'm out 🎶

    • @pyro7476
      @pyro7476 5 років тому +3

      Becouse the World war ends

  • @theblackheart7389
    @theblackheart7389 5 років тому +446

    *WW2 Ended*
    *Germany has left the chat*

    • @thorthegodofthunder9150
      @thorthegodofthunder9150 5 років тому +5

      When Germany joins the chat again, world will leave the chat. And let me just tell you that Russia isn't strong enough to stop any imperial Europeans anymore.

    • @hyperquick7412
      @hyperquick7412 5 років тому +12

      @@thorthegodofthunder9150 wars aren't like they used to be anymore, if a war would kick off the next war would be fought with sticks and rocks

    • @polostone8876
      @polostone8876 5 років тому

      *Germany has left the chart*

    • @thorthegodofthunder9150
      @thorthegodofthunder9150 5 років тому

      @@hyperquick7412
      Same old philosophy. Do you think world leaders are a bunch of 5 year olds who will use nuclear weapons right away?

    • @Son-of-Krypton
      @Son-of-Krypton 5 років тому +1

      @@thorthegodofthunder9150 - there is nobody crazy enough like Hitler on the horizon !

  • @the_red_barron1002
    @the_red_barron1002 5 років тому +297

    Britian, France and Russia are the only countries to remain in the top 15 throughout.

    • @roccimo
      @roccimo 5 років тому +31

      They were the 3 dominant countries of Europe in the past (minus the Ottoman, Mongolian, and Roman Empires) and still are the dominance of today's Europe. (with China)

    • @plazmica0323
      @plazmica0323 5 років тому +15

      @Benjamin Witz Idkw, iv read that they buy $2000 coffee mugs and several hundred $ worth of toilet seats in USAF, also that F 35 helmet costs $300 000 each
      Must be one hell of a helmet : D

    • @plazmica0323
      @plazmica0323 5 років тому +7

      Benjamin Witz I assume it has bunch of high tech gadgets like prostate exam built in , but deep down im pretty certain that its just regular ol' toilet just overpriced by paper pushers in Pentagon : x

    • @davidhamilton8108
      @davidhamilton8108 5 років тому +10

      @leo mano the only country that could beat Spain was Spain? You mean except Great Britain who kicked your ass all over the world and destroyed your 'mighty' armada?? You do make me chuckle Spain is an bit player in even solely European military terms. Cute

    • @roccimo
      @roccimo 5 років тому +2

      @leo mano uhhh no
      Resolving conflict is vital
      Plus, im tired

  • @jordanmorris5827
    @jordanmorris5827 3 роки тому +9

    I love how you can clearly see the way military expenditure goes through growth and decline in relation to conflict and political changes.
    Some of these include: the Crimean War (Russia, Britain, France, and the Ottoman Empire), American Civil War, Franco-Prussian War, Scramble for Africa, Boer War, Russian Revolution, the World Wars, decolonization, and America's Southeast Asia/Middle East adventures.

  • @_TehTJ_
    @_TehTJ_ 5 років тому +190

    Berlin wall: falls
    America: Y'all mind if I wild out?

    • @LaxinitUp24
      @LaxinitUp24 4 роки тому

      Russia spending dropped with the collapse of the USSR and ours stayed steady. I think that’s what explains the graph at the time.

  • @Boretheory
    @Boretheory 4 роки тому +170

    Italian Economy after the second world war : in terms of Monet we have no Monet.

    • @axelvallejo8829
      @axelvallejo8829 4 роки тому

      *money

    • @whaleio9476
      @whaleio9476 4 роки тому

      Even Belgium outspent them by 2-3 times.

    • @bomgol
      @bomgol 3 роки тому

      @@Sam-pie esatto l’Italia nel articolo 11 della costituzione dice che “ L’Italia ripudia la guerra.... ma se venisse attaccata si difenderà

    • @diagonal-media
      @diagonal-media 3 роки тому +1

      Lol study a little more.
      Italy after WWII was basically full of money because of Marshall Plan, and it keep growin' until becoming 4th more powerful country in the world in 1987.

  • @lukola
    @lukola 5 років тому +18

    0:40
    UK : Do I get free Tea here?
    0:40
    UK : Nope! Wrong way.. :(

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha 4 роки тому +9

    France: *taking the ahead of time tech penalty for 100 years straight*

  • @klackin4205
    @klackin4205 4 роки тому +301

    Other countries: Hey u can’t just spend that much!
    USA: *”Hehe m1 Abrams go boom.”*

    • @conservativedemocracyenjoyer
      @conservativedemocracyenjoyer 4 роки тому +10

      @Alistair Bolden jeez what a buzzkill

    • @GeorgeCowsert
      @GeorgeCowsert 4 роки тому +5

      American doctrine can best be summed up as "if we don't overwhelm the enemy in numbers, equipment, and insanity, we ain't fighting."

    • @gamevoid3684
      @gamevoid3684 4 роки тому +4

      @@GeorgeCowsert
      Random country: "I'm gonna invade france"
      US: "So you have chosen, death?"

    • @Tinfoil_Hardhat
      @Tinfoil_Hardhat 4 роки тому +6

      @Alistair Bolden The US still has a large amount of infantry. There is no moving away from infantry, that's just nonsense. We haven't gotten a new tank because we upgrade old ones. While the US does invest a lot in air superiority, it invests in a lot of categories.

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 4 роки тому

      Borkborknomnom 9000
      Variety people
      Variety

  • @henrik1220
    @henrik1220 5 років тому +55

    3:36
    Hitler: No, Mr. Chamberlain, we are not preparing to war

  • @Adam657
    @Adam657 4 роки тому +383

    It would make more sense to portray this as military spending as a % of each country's GDP, to truly show their motivations. It will be warped if it's just 'total spending' as richer nations are bound to spend a lot more.

    • @billjenkins5982
      @billjenkins5982 4 роки тому +74

      That's the thing. Russia is spending more than U.S in 1980's but that's shooting itself in the foot economically because it's significantly higher part of GDP than Americas spending is.

    • @DannyTillotson
      @DannyTillotson 4 роки тому +7

      Good point

    • @GHOSTrex1324
      @GHOSTrex1324 4 роки тому +9

      Why do you think rich nations should spend more in absolute no.'s .
      US is 3rd in population by a large margin and 1st in millitary spendings by large margin.why should a nation with lower population spend more than otherd. It just showa US loves wars .

    • @rajatsinghbhandari9549
      @rajatsinghbhandari9549 4 роки тому +30

      @@GHOSTrex1324 As a Singh I think you'll understand that USA also has to look out for it's allies in NATO and therefore spend more money.

    • @bradlygamez4549
      @bradlygamez4549 4 роки тому +12

      Rajat Singh Bhandari especially when countries like Germany refuse to pay its fair share

  • @garethwigglesworth8187
    @garethwigglesworth8187 4 роки тому +65

    Uk to u.s: thats my son awww look at him. We raised him on mostly protein.

    • @francelouie
      @francelouie 3 роки тому

      >>

    • @lilpain8883
      @lilpain8883 3 роки тому +10

      More like the US divorced you.

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 3 роки тому +11

      @@lilpain8883 The US is the child who had a falling out with their parent, and pretends like they totally aren't the child of the crown.

    • @andrewkappler5503
      @andrewkappler5503 3 роки тому +3

      @@KRYMauL lol what us Americans call England the mother country.

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 3 роки тому +4

      @@andrewkappler5503 Only if you’re from New England.

  • @austinvenable63
    @austinvenable63 4 роки тому +55

    I love how Argentina just randomly pops up on the list every once in a while lol.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @PLATONU
      @PLATONU 4 роки тому +6

      our cold war in the south---- Brasil vs Arg

    • @zigaklun3395
      @zigaklun3395 4 роки тому +1

      thats usual for any country, once in a while 10 - 20 years they fund military to be up to date.

  • @8jof544
    @8jof544 5 років тому +563

    1991 :
    USSR became Russia : I give up. I can't follow you anymore
    USA : I don't care, I have to spend more and more, there are so much countries who "needs democracy (representative republic)" !

    • @mdz6791
      @mdz6791 5 років тому +22

      It should the USSR as it collapsed in 1991, leaving Russia independent.

    • @DillonRust
      @DillonRust 5 років тому +18

      Russia is so 1980’s the 2020’s are all about China 🇨🇳 baby 🇺🇸

    • @charliegoodnight2502
      @charliegoodnight2502 5 років тому +3

      sorry guys, but Russia didn't depend on other countries, including ussr

    • @DillonRust
      @DillonRust 5 років тому +3

      Vlad P.
      I know what he said, but that argument doesn’t make sense bro.... Why would we just give up when we finally had complete control? Did Rome give up when it completely controlled The Mediterranean? No.... and they still were defeated eventually

    • @tuub1281
      @tuub1281 5 років тому +5

      @@DillonRust, Just like you will, and tbh you're pretty much asking for it.
      Superpowers come and go, and the US reached its peak a long time ago. China's turn now.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +164

    In 1988
    U.S.A.: Hey, want to race?
    Russia: For the motherlan-
    In 1989:
    U.S.A.: *Y E E T*
    In 2020:
    U.S.A.: Little Did they know, I'm not stopping even when the race is over ;)

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 4 роки тому +17

      It wasn't the USA yeeting, it was just the USSR being yeeted

    • @thorin5591
      @thorin5591 4 роки тому +4

      China 2019: I am going to beat you USA

    • @ASDF45846
      @ASDF45846 4 роки тому +2

      Collin Watt the minecrafter and music sorter i think its the other way around xd. But this wont happen now anymore

    • @atsstaaatsssatss4501
      @atsstaaatsssatss4501 4 роки тому +1

      Russia didint exist

    • @LF12official
      @LF12official 4 роки тому

      Ok u everywhere

  • @khirovvu3953
    @khirovvu3953 4 роки тому +4

    2:54 Germany : wait a minute guys, i forgot to bring up my wallet

    • @mullerman1104
      @mullerman1104 3 роки тому

      Actually that’s a miscalculation because of the gigantic hyperinflation in Germany.

  • @oco-prod
    @oco-prod 4 роки тому +84

    Other nations: Why do you keep expending on military?
    USA: Because I can.

    • @willkielm2077
      @willkielm2077 4 роки тому +2

      Rick
      Because they asked us to.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 4 роки тому +11

      Because we want to go to Space and put our mark on everything

    • @willkielm2077
      @willkielm2077 4 роки тому

      Michael Andrew
      So our debt matters more than the lives of others residing under dictatorships? Selfish populist.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 4 роки тому +3

      @@willkielm2077 Let the people in those nations over throw their dictator ships. The middle east would be better off if we let Sandam take over Arabia. Less terrorism.

    • @willkielm2077
      @willkielm2077 4 роки тому +2

      Blue Son of Man
      LOL SADDAM HUSSEIN TAKE OVER ARABIA.
      Yeah that’s right. Destroy our oil revenue, destroy our stock market, and let Russians control our primary petroleum sources. Go back to Kremlin, communist.

  • @alperkaya4366
    @alperkaya4366 5 років тому +503

    Create a server: World War
    -Germany joined

    • @bucuros_EU
      @bucuros_EU 5 років тому

      Not funny :/

    • @haughtyfire5076
      @haughtyfire5076 5 років тому +17

      @@bucuros_EU It is

    • @bucuros_EU
      @bucuros_EU 5 років тому +1

      Haughty Fire 27 000 000 divided soldier and citizens during 1941-1945 were died, it’s still funny? F@cking bitch

    • @Matt-vr5wx
      @Matt-vr5wx 5 років тому +11

      @@bucuros_EU Yes

    • @derekleiro
      @derekleiro 5 років тому +24

      @@bucuros_EU Nobody finds death funny you dumb dumb, It's funny the fact that Germany has been in all major wars, so Alper is simply making a joke about it. You must be a fun person

  • @aaronchambers8471
    @aaronchambers8471 5 років тому +339

    Germany: let me in! Let me in!
    Britain and the USA: *struggling to keep the door closed*
    Russia: omg do not let him in!
    USA: *IM TRYING-*

    • @baranali4350
      @baranali4350 5 років тому +4

      AARON CHAMBERS Du wirst noch dein blaues Wunder erleben!!!

    • @yeeterdeleter6306
      @yeeterdeleter6306 5 років тому +12

      Russia: ight imma have to save the world again can’t I take a break

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 4 роки тому +2

      @@yeeterdeleter6306 again?

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 4 роки тому

      Russia doesn’t have the Manpower for a War

    • @ArchaonEverchosenn
      @ArchaonEverchosenn 4 роки тому +4

      The USA entered the war with the Nazis in 1943, when the USSR did almost all the work :/ lol

  • @Huntress_Hannah
    @Huntress_Hannah 3 роки тому +30

    America in 1860: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL UP
    America in 1865: Ok that’s enough of that 😅

  • @crypsus8028
    @crypsus8028 4 роки тому +220

    Germany : Spends money in Military
    US : GAS GAS GAS

    • @De3dlus
      @De3dlus 4 роки тому +7

      Germany: lost war
      Poland: *GAS GAS GAS*

    • @anurag15271
      @anurag15271 4 роки тому +1

      germany lost because of its allies....

    • @gr4vityjuli4n
      @gr4vityjuli4n 4 роки тому +2

      @Yyyy U gay nah its coz of our Allies. And because Hitler gone crazy. But what im expecting other countries are making things up especially in ww2 to look "better"
      But its better we lost. Still its mostly our allies and Hitler "illness" fault

    • @gamingrevenge_t2
      @gamingrevenge_t2 4 роки тому +1

      @@anurag15271 I would say they lost because they needed to get in war with nearly every country in the world

    • @blank1673
      @blank1673 4 роки тому

      @@gamingrevenge_t2They lost because they were to weak to win

  • @abandonne7188
    @abandonne7188 5 років тому +135

    1919: *germany has left the chat*

    • @zelongzhu3304
      @zelongzhu3304 5 років тому +2

      1930: Germany has join the chat

    • @mohammadhaidari6414
      @mohammadhaidari6414 5 років тому

      Bcause germani after world war 1 could max have 100000 soliders when world war 1 starded germany had 5 mil soliders

    • @Kk-dy6bq
      @Kk-dy6bq 5 років тому

      Repeat that like 5 and it's historically acurrate

    • @Blackleopardavrilkim
      @Blackleopardavrilkim 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂 leider ja~

  • @Mayday468
    @Mayday468 4 роки тому +257

    America: as you can see I'm the biggest fish around
    France and Russia: youngsters these days

    • @zixinxia194
      @zixinxia194 4 роки тому +13

      Americas are the whales. it isn't fish anymore.

    • @Petitmoi74
      @Petitmoi74 4 роки тому +61

      @@zixinxia194 I know there are a lot of obese, but it's a little harsh...

    • @Chiayiklin
      @Chiayiklin 4 роки тому +4

      @@zixinxia194I prefer to refer Russia as Giant Squid

    • @PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman
      @PrimarchRoboleonFrenchyman 4 роки тому

      @@Petitmoi74 America are size plus model

    • @neniksgod6322
      @neniksgod6322 4 роки тому +5

      >The US already has more victories than Russia.
      On what basis did you keep your victory statistics?

  • @11Survivor
    @11Survivor 3 роки тому +22

    The reason France had such a high military budget is because for most of history it was politically isolated, and historically France was usually the country fighting coalitions, not Germany.
    The 20th century was basically a major change in world politics.

  • @lisenakim
    @lisenakim 4 роки тому +134

    France's budget is increasing at a very acceptable rate, it's the other countries that make France go up and down in this graph lmao

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 роки тому +7

      @I am Me Noice joke

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 роки тому +3

      @I am Me 😂😂😂 Stay dreaming ignorant idiot

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 роки тому +4

      No wonder France lost their home land in ww2,they had idiots like you 😂🤣

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 4 роки тому +1

      @I am Me bro wake up

    • @TheGuelfor
      @TheGuelfor 4 роки тому +25

      @@jekesan4221 well technically France still the most winning country in the world about battles

  • @polabiaball
    @polabiaball 5 років тому +62

    5:35
    Germany in 1990: *unites *
    West Germany: *still have it's own military *
    Wtf

    • @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger
      @hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger 5 років тому +6

      Well...it was a bit of a complicated process and didn't just go over night.

    • @StoneColdChewy
      @StoneColdChewy 5 років тому +3

      @Alexander nine October 3, 1990

    • @polabiaball
      @polabiaball 5 років тому

      Hopfinöserischer Kuchenkrieger Yeah, I was just a bit confused when there were both Germany and West Germany

    • @wolvygrei9908
      @wolvygrei9908 5 років тому +1

      West germany 1991 : oh wait we are friends with the east
      Edit :
      West germany 1990 : *WE ARE STRONGER THAN THE EAST*

    • @MrXXrocknrollXX
      @MrXXrocknrollXX 5 років тому +1

      @alexander nine 3rd October is the day of german unification. It is our national holiday.

  • @right4plum
    @right4plum 5 років тому +46

    Watching the spending exploring during the world wars and Cold War were the best parts

  • @Bigfrank88
    @Bigfrank88 3 роки тому +3

    USA 1960s: Haha even Russia can’t stop us
    Vietnam: And I took that personally

  • @tommyc5341
    @tommyc5341 5 років тому +857

    2020:
    USA: We want another war
    Iran: Yes
    China: Hold my virus

    • @migojolo2933
      @migojolo2933 4 роки тому +14

      US spent 7 trillion dollars on war in Middle East and killed about 1.5 million people in Iraq and Afghanistan and Syria but lost the game to Iran and they are not even in top 20

    • @水墨青花-r9e
      @水墨青花-r9e 4 роки тому +1

      pv长大人 茶道小妹妹,来咕噜咕噜一下

    • @user-tingfeng
      @user-tingfeng 4 роки тому +2

      @@水墨青花-r9e 咕噜咕噜,欧尼酱的棒棒好大👅😘😝😜🤪😛

    • @anonymous-pj1qy
      @anonymous-pj1qy 4 роки тому +3

      Usa most advanced stealth jet got shot down becuz of russian old radar🤣

    • @boomersooner2735
      @boomersooner2735 4 роки тому

      😂that never happened

  • @Mr.miaUwU
    @Mr.miaUwU 5 років тому +74

    4:20 North korea be like: Hi good morning, oh i'm late goodbye xd

  • @DaydreamingSwede
    @DaydreamingSwede 5 років тому +158

    Im actuallt suprised by how much Sweden was on the list

    • @DaydreamingSwede
      @DaydreamingSwede 5 років тому +21

      @@paranoidowl3085 well gay does quite literally mean happy, and im pretty sure Sweden was pretty happy throughout most of it

    • @Vrand0
      @Vrand0 5 років тому +20

      ExtinctSombra Shut the fuck up, people like you are annoying as hell

    • @EternalShadow1667
      @EternalShadow1667 5 років тому +12

      Xer Aubrey Diezmo what the fuck has being gay got to do with warfare

    • @Grummar
      @Grummar 5 років тому +13

      @@Vrand0 as opposed to people who go "HAHA Sweden HOMO", completely ignoring the fact the Swedish empire used to be a major power?

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 5 років тому +10

      I was more surprised with Brazil being in the top 10 most of the time throught the 19th and 20th centuries

  • @literallytired5469
    @literallytired5469 3 роки тому +3

    Germany: **Increases Military Spending**
    Also Germany: *U Know The Rules, And So Do I*

  • @HotBoii91
    @HotBoii91 5 років тому +592

    Vietnam didn’t spend $1 on the war and still won holy shit

    • @WarriorsFanSince-ur3zu
      @WarriorsFanSince-ur3zu 5 років тому +13

      Vietnam burned their ships and said their is only one way were getting home. Kill everybody.

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 5 років тому +14

      @Lord Azreal Lais And Afghanistan. They used $500,000 missiles to blow up deserts.

    • @mattg8600
      @mattg8600 5 років тому +21

      Doesn’t cost much to hide in some holes with an AK

    • @Hibarioozora7777
      @Hibarioozora7777 5 років тому +14

      @Get Ass US was helping the south try to make the north a capitalist wasteland. Capitalism is one of the worst fates that can befall a nation. Take it from a Russian.

    • @Hibarioozora7777
      @Hibarioozora7777 5 років тому +13

      @@已阅狗屁不通 Soviet Union helped much more than China. China was more interested in helping Pol Pot.

  • @oslier3633
    @oslier3633 4 роки тому +26

    USA: hey Germany this is not a race.
    Also USA: I’m speed!

  • @planeplane1951
    @planeplane1951 5 років тому +259

    Nobody:
    USA after 2000: MORE MORE MORE!

    • @yelw2304
      @yelw2304 5 років тому +6

      Well I mean they did go to "war" during that time.

    • @yelw2304
      @yelw2304 5 років тому

      @Hüseyin Furkan Kardiyen That is true. But when you account for planes, ships, submarines, helicopters, and military personnel pay (especially considering whenever a US member gets deployed their pay raises so much more) it all kind of evens out imo.

    • @UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776
      @UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776 5 років тому +5

      YES YES!

    • @peymanmohamaditole9566
      @peymanmohamaditole9566 5 років тому +2

      Laughing in chinese

    • @yelw2304
      @yelw2304 5 років тому

      @@peymanmohamaditole9566 Laughing in Chinese?

  • @simonsayswhaaat4498
    @simonsayswhaaat4498 4 роки тому +10

    scientists: hey US can u like.. idk give us the budget that you're giving the military so we can research a cure for many diseases and cancer quicker?
    Nasa: yeah same here, we could build amazing satellites or discover amazing things!
    America: hmm... Naaaah!

    • @bluntcabbage6042
      @bluntcabbage6042 4 роки тому

      The US military's budget is high because, frankly, being good at researching stars does nothing for your country when it's being trampled by enemy troops. Get real, military defense will and should have much more priority over research-based space programs.
      Given that the US has to effectively carry the Western world on its back militarily, it makes sense that this fact is reflected in the amount of military spending the US commits to.

    • @simonsayswhaaat4498
      @simonsayswhaaat4498 4 роки тому

      @@bluntcabbage6042 Yeah I get your point but still it's a bit excessive. For example healthcare get's $3.8 trillion, and Space program companies like Nasa only get $22.629 billion. Correct me if I'm wrong, also I do not importune for America to raise or lower these numbers I'm just for the meme.

    • @bluntcabbage6042
      @bluntcabbage6042 4 роки тому

      @@simonsayswhaaat4498 I agree that NASA and similar space agencies should receive more funding, I am just establishing that the military's job is far more important than that of NASA currently.

    • @simonsayswhaaat4498
      @simonsayswhaaat4498 4 роки тому +1

      @@acestriker413 Lmao kay flat earther

    • @simonsayswhaaat4498
      @simonsayswhaaat4498 4 роки тому

      @@acestriker413 And of course Nasa had the right equipment to green screen and edit their moon landing and pictures in 1969, yeah that makes sense bud

  • @highground7923
    @highground7923 5 років тому +125

    US military accounting agent during the Cold War: we can’t pay for all this stuff it’s to-
    US government: *TAXES*

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 5 років тому +7

      America just put it on the credit card and went into debt to pay for the cold war.

    • @johnspence8141
      @johnspence8141 5 років тому +3

      @@Novusod China and Saudi Arabia: No problem, we can help

  • @MYOOZIK
    @MYOOZIK 4 роки тому +103

    I like how Germany was like “alright, see ya later” and completely dropped out of the picture whenever they lost a World War

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 3 роки тому +16

      They were literally bankrupted out of existed both time, and have now chosen to unify Europe in a more political way.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 3 роки тому +1

      @@KRYMauL You could say that.

    • @florian1578
      @florian1578 3 роки тому

      @@Arcaryon not exactly: everytime they lost we (🇫🇷) imposed them some restrictions about military possibilities (troupes,...)

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 3 роки тому +1

      @@florian1578 And yet - here we are. Working hand in hand. What a strange and wonderful time in our shared history.

    • @florian1578
      @florian1578 3 роки тому

      @@Arcaryon I don't understand :/
      My english is poor.
      But you have to know that the french language will become first in the world because of Africa. It is projections on the future (a bet) but maybe it's your turn to learn a new language ;) 🇫🇷🇫🇷

  • @leodetout2241
    @leodetout2241 5 років тому +192

    World:
    Europe: war is my religion

    • @lorenzorojasv
      @lorenzorojasv 5 років тому +17

      the USA has been 219 years in war since its fundation, out of like 230

    • @xenotypos
      @xenotypos 5 років тому +4

      Europe just had more ressources and was more powerful. If east asia and the middle-east were more powerful during the 19th century, they would have been higher.

    • @makky6239
      @makky6239 4 роки тому +4

      @@xenotypos Europe had more competition too, it's a small continent with few fertility lands and many rich and powerful countries

    • @louismart
      @louismart 4 роки тому +1

      That’s obviously no longer true. Thanks to the EU. Too many forget that!

    • @justthejust9868
      @justthejust9868 4 роки тому +1

      United states spend more money on military then all european countries together

  • @Gneisenau.
    @Gneisenau. 4 роки тому +3

    2:43 everyone:is fighting
    Untied states: Hehe Military budget go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @tristiangray1966
    @tristiangray1966 5 років тому +26

    1938 every other country: You guys think Germany is up to something again?

  • @ZeitgeistGaming69
    @ZeitgeistGaming69 4 роки тому +623

    *Who else was annoyed by how inaccurate the names and flags were?*

    • @nikosnikos5082
      @nikosnikos5082 4 роки тому +61

      Because of it for a moment i was like "oh the russian empire is increasing the budget" and then i realised it was the ussr

    • @vonkaiser6817
      @vonkaiser6817 4 роки тому +3

      Me

    • @pokest45-pz52
      @pokest45-pz52 4 роки тому +31

      And they forgot to add the Soviet Union flag, or separate the USA from the CSA (civil war rebels) in the 1800s

    • @ZeitgeistGaming69
      @ZeitgeistGaming69 4 роки тому +3

      @@pokest45-pz52 yeah I'm talking about that partially

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 4 роки тому +16

      Germany being a thing, before Germany was even a unified country. Also, during the 1850's, America was a unified country, fighting it self, the CSA wasn't a thing apparently.

  • @Patrick-ch3fj
    @Patrick-ch3fj 5 років тому +187

    3:25 _Russia is number 1_
    *Bad painter: ,,I'm gonna end this man's whole career."*

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 5 років тому +23

      USSR: Finally, _number 1_
      Some Austrian failed painter with funny mustache: *Hello there*

    • @Kk-dy6bq
      @Kk-dy6bq 5 років тому +3

      I got that reference even if I waited 10 seconds

    • @timkowalski2166
      @timkowalski2166 5 років тому +3

      Have you looked at his paintings before? They aren't bad and actually look quite nice. Look them up on the internet

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 5 років тому

      @@timkowalski2166 Yeah, his paintings were excellent, but he never painted people, what they considered to be lack of creativity and talent

    • @timkowalski2166
      @timkowalski2166 5 років тому

      @@realmario979 who is they?

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 4 роки тому +10

    1914 roles around and everyone be like:
    let's boogie

    • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
      @whynot-tomorrow_1945 3 роки тому

      @@scotttild ha ha
      You think international finance determines politics and popular consensus 😂

  • @hudson5244
    @hudson5244 4 роки тому +268

    5:36
    people : killing each other’s
    The music :

    • @tejaskatolkar4626
      @tejaskatolkar4626 4 роки тому +14

      Lmao for real...

    • @willotter4503
      @willotter4503 4 роки тому +3

      Tbf, most war songs are upbeat

    • @isaacdepaula2103
      @isaacdepaula2103 4 роки тому

      @Rajeev Vij Man, the 80s and 90s were everything but peaceful

    • @romaniandude9872
      @romaniandude9872 4 роки тому

      @Rajeev Vij Let's just forget about what happened in the Balkans, right?

    • @mi8223
      @mi8223 4 роки тому

      @Rajeev Vij Yeah the Soviets were safe in their gulags

  • @HappyCatholicDane
    @HappyCatholicDane 5 років тому +88

    Interesting to see the different conflicts and the changes in the balance of power.

  • @skiteufr
    @skiteufr 5 років тому +185

    France's rank is stable. Always somewhere in the top 5 mostly (well with the exception of ww2...)
    It would have been interesting to extend the numbers to the Napoleonic era.

    • @skywair6456
      @skywair6456 5 років тому +23

      🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

    • @lecomtedemirabeau5548
      @lecomtedemirabeau5548 5 років тому +5

      True

    • @AnImperialGod
      @AnImperialGod 5 років тому +36

      France was number 1 for centuries. They had the largest population of Europe and a very good army.

    • @skywair6456
      @skywair6456 5 років тому +10

      @@AnImperialGod 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

    • @erichvonmanstein1952
      @erichvonmanstein1952 5 років тому +15

      France was military super power of Europe until 1870.

  • @kristijanmadzovski4049
    @kristijanmadzovski4049 4 роки тому +4

    World War 2 starts
    Germany: "Heloo guys come to your father".

  • @badb33f34
    @badb33f34 5 років тому +60

    2001 America: hmmm, what should we throw our money at today? Ahh. Military