If one chop makes part go white and don't kill it... then how are we really to know if two chops will? Don't know of any other lifeforms so easy to kill. I hope this has been tested (like people put them back in water to see if they wake back up). For all we know though, they could just be knocked out or paralyzed.
After seeing a bunch of korean videos where they literally chop their legs off alive and cut them open before ripping their mouths and legs off, this makes for a nice change of pace. Thank you for respecting your food.
@@fallenofftop7181 What the hell. Read bible again maybe. Fish are a god gift ... by the way, the fish symbol is the earliest of Christian symbols and was the most common representation of Jesus Christ from the second through the fourth centuries.
Just to nerd out a little bit, the reason this happens is literally because squid are naturally whitish grey/almost translucent. There is a pigment in their skin controlled by their nerves that control their color. That’s how they camouflage and change colors. In their lifetime, they tend to never use the color even if they are not actively trying to camouflage. But if they’re dead, so is that nerve and they will instantly turn to their default whitish grey/translucent color like this.
saw another guy do this if you just hit it harder and in-between the head and body and you get it in one blow it looked like though he did a second just to make sure
Like both sides at once? Yeah, that'd be nicer. Oh my gosh, I'm dumb - I was trying to think of a way they could do that and then I remembered that *humans have two hands.*
These videos are making me rethink eating this shit. Squidward was chilling and his life wasn’t in danger until you came around. For some damn fried calamari.
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Bro wasn’t in any misery until he met you lmfao
Imagine him swimming peacefully and then get eaten by a shark 🗿
boo hoo, yummy dinner
Fact.. 👍👍👍
🤓
It's the circle of life don't value birth more than you value death the same way you wouldt value one race over another equality
Aussie:"WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISEREY"
Squid: "you know I'm actually really ok. can you just put me back in the oce..."
*CHOP*
You know, I was thinking the exact same thing. 😂
You beat me to the comment
💯💯
If one chop makes part go white and don't kill it... then how are we really to know if two chops will? Don't know of any other lifeforms so easy to kill. I hope this has been tested (like people put them back in water to see if they wake back up). For all we know though, they could just be knocked out or paralyzed.
@@deucedeuce1572 ever heard of an ant? give one of those a chop and get back to me
@@gnosticdemon1794 lol.
Squid just chillin:
“Let’s put it out of its misery”
😂I laughed to hard at this
😂😂😂😂
😂
Squid: "Let me make myself clear"
"I am not in miser-"
Let me be clear
Underrated😂😂😂
“I’m gonna be completely transparent with you”
@@styx2076"You sure will buddy" *Bonk*
"He's done." 💀💀💀
😂
💀
💀
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How would he reacted if he was forced to do the same thing to a Giant or a Collossall one? Would the same method work, and if yes, then just as easy?
Word of warning. This does not work on bears.
Thanks for letting me know. I was goin to give it a go 🙂
AAAWWH WHAT?!?!
Did you tried first?
@@alkazarblack7266 fortunately I saw this comment first 🤣🤣
But bears can karate chop and kill humans one hit with it
somewhere in recesses of time, someone was the first person to ever karate chop a squid.
Imagine explaining your thoughts process after that, "well I didn't have a knife on me so...I karate chopped the squid and it died."
Thats quite reasonable but imagine someone being the first one to milk a cow.
There was also a first person to eat oysters
@@alpokurki4431Someone I need to try it on a bull.
first person to ride on top of a horse too
Imagine the squid understood him
“Bitch I am in misery”
“There ain’t no body that can comfort me” Maroon 5
“Why wont you answer me?”
Maroon 5
😂
"The silence is slowly killing me, oh yeah"
Why do I keep getting squid 🦑 chopping videos ?????😂
Omg same lol😂
Me too
Me too
Chop chop😂
Me too 😢
How would you feel if you was just chilling and some dude karate chops you to death 💀
Average vegan thinking killing animals for food is bad
an aussie to be exact
Wouldn't mind
Wouldn't care, because no dude would. Anyway mr squid is now dinner so move along
Confused entertained and asking him to teach my grave
After seeing a bunch of korean videos where they literally chop their legs off alive and cut them open before ripping their mouths and legs off, this makes for a nice change of pace. Thank you for respecting your food.
skill issue
Asians are brutal af
@@fallenofftop7181Cry.
@@fallenofftop7181 God fed fish to people in the Bible.
@@fallenofftop7181 What the hell.
Read bible again maybe.
Fish are a god gift ...
by the way, the fish symbol is the earliest of Christian symbols and was the most common representation of Jesus Christ from the second through the fourth centuries.
Imagine in another universe a squid is making a video on how to kill a human quickly
Lol yeah that would be funny
Thar be better
"Today we'll kill a human squidanely."
LOL. You mean "how squidly kill a human? 😅
Just to nerd out a little bit, the reason this happens is literally because squid are naturally whitish grey/almost translucent. There is a pigment in their skin controlled by their nerves that control their color. That’s how they camouflage and change colors. In their lifetime, they tend to never use the color even if they are not actively trying to camouflage. But if they’re dead, so is that nerve and they will instantly turn to their default whitish grey/translucent color like this.
Oh thats so epic to know! Thanks for sharing that:)
@@Huntersxdrifters Of course! Glad my random knowledge had some kind of use!
@@Ashley_Mo more random squid knowledge, squid have 3 hearts and their brains are doughnut shaped
@@thebob3712is that why people make deep fried squid rings? 😂
All of a sudden UA-cam algorithm thinks I wanna see squids getting karate chopped. 😂
I looked up cute tiny squids 😭
Your going to say you weren't at least a little curious?
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuyhaha oh dear ! Perhaps the day before your algorithm was set to some darker things mate ! ? 😏😇
saw another guy do this if you just hit it harder and in-between the head and body and you get it in one blow it looked like though he did a second just to make sure
saw that video two mins ago thats why im here lol
@@notghost2759same lol
Same
@@notghost2759same
@@notghost2759 Me too, lol
Bro that squid pulled a Michael Jackson
TRUE
Nice
@@vinpie”TRUE UWU BAKA” shut ur Anime ass up, Michael jackson had a skin disease.
Or a Vaporeon
In a parallel universe, the squids teach you how to put a human *out of his miserey.*
Human dies:
*"blood and Body stays, White spirit goes"*
Squid-dies:
*"White spirit stays, Blood and Body leaves"*
Squid: "Whatchu say cuh AM I GONNA BE EA-" *Dies*
When you hit his head the eyes looked liquified
so? he's dead as hell
@@iambird5875 It was just a cool observation. Chill.
It didn't liquify, the eye literally came out of the socket
Poor Squidward…
Just can't catch a break
This is why squidward hates karate.
"Oh shit i'm disabled!" "Oh shit, i'm 💀"
"Ay this aint wa-"
-Famous last words.
Its interesting how they instantly get colourless when dead. Like chancing colour is like using a mustle to them.
Don’t you mean “losing a muscle!”
@@ssj4gogeta130 I mean using.
It is! They have thousands of tiny tiny color things in their cells that flex just like muscles
Mustle?
Mustle?
Ok there’s enough videos out of people karate chopping squid now…
Squid: “I think I’ll get some sun today.”
Guy: “I’ll end your misery rn.”
That was the weakest chops ever big squid would have countered that
How could you chop it hard when it was slippery like that
Yeah, they usually hit □+□+○ and flip the Australian over
Sam, how beautiful the squid is being so nice .. we’re gonna put it out of his misery
😂😂
@@NJACADwhy are you laughing at your own comment two months later
@@SpaceApeSighting bros a schizo 💀
Humanly is killing both sides so the squid won't feel the pther half
Like both sides at once? Yeah, that'd be nicer.
Oh my gosh, I'm dumb - I was trying to think of a way they could do that and then I remembered that *humans have two hands.*
@@thehammurabichode7994 no he should done it the right way because u can chop it in one go
@@thehammurabichode7994 chop it in the middle
the squid didnt even feel the karate chop beacuse the upper part of his body turned white so fast
I just witnessed a man with a pretty sick mustache murder Squidward with a karate chop. I really have seen it all
Somewhere in parallel universe.
Squids: "how to squidely kill a human"
In a parallel universe
Squid: 'how to squidenly kill a human'
I thought putting it in the hot oil put it out of its misery? 🤣
Hahha The old Double chop is the way to go hey!
@@Huntersxdrifters 😁😁🤗🤗
@@Dstick1Spearfishing I think that’s for shell fish like crabs and lobster.
Thats the most monsterous way tho
@@bryanramirez2626 they need to be killed before cooking as well
Some where in parallel universe:
"This how you squidly kill a human"
"You wanna care for your squid". While flailing around a dead squid body.
sqidwarrrddddd😭😭😭😭
Squidward is actually a octopus
Is nickelodeon named him octoward it would sound weird
@@EasReaper
This dude i know has a Squidward parody named Octoward
2 karate chops and the squid turns into miachel jackson 💀
In parallel universe: How to squidly kill a human^_^
Thank you bro 💯👍
*Let Me Be Clear*
Squid : "how humanly kill a squid? Humanity is not to kill"
Amazing Animals these Are"
i Think Im a Kill itt!!!
Hee/Ya~Turns into BruceLee!!!
“Let’s put him out of his misery”
Throw it back in the ocean?
No (Karate chop) 🫱🏻 🦑
In another universe: how to squidely kill a human
This is the 5th squid chopping video that showed up within two days. The algorithm works in mysterious ways.
How do we know we killed the squid and not just hit it unconscious
If the squid is white, it's dead
Yes
What if he hit it again
Cause we have been around for a while and he isn't the first person to discover a squid 😂
@@Hope-vw4gvSame thing when it comes to humans interacting with cops.
Somewhere in the parallel universe: How to squidly kill a human🎉
Now this squid will have the ability to get out of traffic stops with just a warning
"You wanna care for your squid"
CHOP
I've just witnessed an Australian man murder Squidward with a karate chop.
The next day, "How to squidly kill a human"
Squidward has been real silent after seeing this
I just witnessed an Australian man kill squidward with a karate chop 💀
What we're gonna do is put it out of it's misery
Squid - Im fine here mate blending in with this ta... 💀
Bro busted the eye😂😂
"Obviously you wanna care for your squid"
"Water?"
"WATER!!!"
You see one squid execution then suddenly you’re seeing 50 what is happening
Thanks for choosing mine to comment on:)
“Obviously you wanna hate for your squid” he says after killing it
Squid was chilling "You saying putting him out of his misery" like he had a bad existence, before meeting you.
I would have gone in with a third karate chop just to make sure
in another universe:how to kill a human squidly
The squid made itself very clear that he wasn’t in misery
In other universe: How to squidly kill a human.
bro took his eye out too
These videos are making me rethink eating this shit. Squidward was chilling and his life wasn’t in danger until you came around. For some damn fried calamari.
Bro turned into michael jackson
*”Squidward left the chat crying”*
Another universe: How to squidly kill a human...
"You wanna care for your squid"
You Bruce Lee it's life away
Ktulu used to be a threat till Chuck Norris karate chopped the chrome out of his metaphors.
His eye popped out 💀
Squid: I'ma hide in plain sight
Fisherman: no
The squid died in a "humanly" way.
Put it out from
It’s misery lmao.. he was doing fine until y’all caught him 😂
The one thing mr. Grizz forgot to do after he turned Cuttlefish into squid jerky
Parallel universe: how to squidely kill a human...
Dude popped his eye off
Instructions unclear, I’ve squidanely killed a human.
“Now obviously you wanna care for your squid”😂
Parallel world:
HOW TO SQUIDANTLY KIL A HUMAN!!!
KARATE CHOP BELOW THE BODY , AND KARATE CHOP ABOVE THE BODY.....
HE'S DONE!
squid be like: no bro im good having a good time, im not in any kind of misery. do me a favour and put me in water and make my life miserable
“Put him out his misery” my man, u put him in the misery. He was just vibin😂
You're not original
This is like the 50th video about how to dispatch a squid lmao. Since when did youtube decide I was fishing for squid 1000km inland.
"So let me beeeee and settt meee frreeeee I AM IN MISERY"
"Tigh-"
What would make you think he was IN his misery? 😂
They're smart. I can imagine it's fear it feels. Humanly? Pure fear.
Poor squid
Me the next day: "it's squid"
You really wanna care for your squid! 😂😂😂
Imagine in a world of squids: how to squidly kill a human
Squid thinking there is sign of intelligence on earth and he will soon be put back in water.
There isn't. 💀
how mfers when humans (from the animalia kingdom) kill other animals for food be like 🤯
That squid wasn't brain dead or have terminal cancer to put him out of his misery
Alternative universe: How to squidanely kill a human
The Karate Squid. Just wait for part two when squid makes an epic crane kick.
Guy: let’s just put this squid out of its misery
Squid: do wha…
CHOP!!!
I eat mine live👌
Rank why r u watching how to kill a squid humanly then?
@@insight7483 it's called the shorts feed
exactly, I just shove the entire thing in my mouth, straight out of the ocean. The best way to eat squid.
@@ladinator_a girl did this and got suffocated
In an alternate universe: "How to SQUIDANELY kill a human with a tentacle slap".
"He's done. Obviously you wanna care for your squid"... Care for who you just killed 😂
Your sign literally says "Rescue Zone": Dude, that squid TRUSTED you!