Jake and Amir: Prom

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  • @christosioannou9628
    @christosioannou9628 7 років тому +1148

    My favorite part is that they didn't even buy a gallon of milk, Mickey had to work on a dairy farm for two weeks to get it.

    • @davidwolfberg8453
      @davidwolfberg8453 4 роки тому +56

      "that's your milk your problem Mickey"

    • @RJLiams
      @RJLiams 3 роки тому +52

      I think it's funnier that Mikey was willing to harass a teenager with Amir.

    • @infaBmous
      @infaBmous 3 роки тому +24

      @@RJLiams they should make a movie where ed helms goes around doing batshit stuff with a psychotic schizophrenic

    • @Thomas-hh2yu
      @Thomas-hh2yu 3 роки тому +19

      And what makes *that* even funnier is that two weeks is a hell of a long time to get a gallon of milk from a dairy farm, most dairy cows produce 7 gallons a day and its not super hard to milk them.

    • @nichenetwork9817
      @nichenetwork9817 3 роки тому +3

      Ed helms

  • @samcrowley8611
    @samcrowley8611 9 років тому +939

    I love how Jake always asks Amir to dinner so he doesn't do anything stupid. That's true friendship.

    • @myworldorder6753
      @myworldorder6753 9 років тому +42

      Either that or to make sure Amir doesn't embarrass him like in
      "Bowling for soup" lol but yeah true friendship for sure

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 8 років тому +105

      I think it was more for those kids sake than Amir's lol

    • @finn-sw9tq
      @finn-sw9tq 6 років тому +4

      u right

    • @stephaniesummer2663
      @stephaniesummer2663 6 років тому +21

      Sam Crowley I think he is making a sacrifice more for the kids than Amir.

    • @DIYisntDead
      @DIYisntDead 4 роки тому +15

      It's more so Amir doesn't hurt people.

  • @nicupetricas9718
    @nicupetricas9718 4 роки тому +201

    "don't whisper to me, i don't wanna know your secrets." One of my favorite lines of the series

  • @RoryFisher
    @RoryFisher 9 років тому +750

    "they pushed me into a cow" only Amir can say that casually

  • @biamlutler8485
    @biamlutler8485 8 років тому +528

    "I might wanna call in a bomb threat though if the fuzz are gonna be there I might as well make them earn their keep"

  • @dynaboyjl.4220
    @dynaboyjl.4220 4 роки тому +99

    One of Amir’s great acting moments: his side-eye on “hopefully” at 1:34, like he’s just barely deluded

  • @chaumas
    @chaumas 7 років тому +68

    It's the subtle things I love about J&A, like Amir roping Mickey into spending two weeks on a dairy farm in order to obtain a single gallon of milk.

  • @Katloft
    @Katloft 8 років тому +83

    "Don't whisper to me, okay? I don't want to know your secrets."

  • @unrealnews
    @unrealnews 3 роки тому +48

    I want a 30min episodic tv show called “Mickey, My Friend” where we watch the exploits of Mickey, ending in perpetual catastrophic disappointment. Two seasons on Netflix would be just fine, thank you.
    Caveat: it must be written and directed by Jake and Amir.

  • @brooksbrooks6805
    @brooksbrooks6805 8 років тому +683

    they should make a series of short videos of the perspective of Mickey and all the times Amir has let him down

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 8 років тому +15

      they can't, because 1. they quit and collegehumor owns everything related to jake&amir 2. no one at collegehumor cares enough to get ed helms (mickey) back for what they consider a dead series

    • @MadJack122
      @MadJack122 8 років тому +6

      +Ryan Brooks Have you not seen the last episodes? Micky gets revealed it's hilarious.

    • @brooksbrooks6805
      @brooksbrooks6805 8 років тому +55

      1. I know they are done with college humor.
      2. Yes i have seen the last episode.
      3. Let me rephrase this, I Wish at the time, when College Humor was actually fucking awsome, that they could have made those videos... christ

    • @cherryslat5702
      @cherryslat5702 4 роки тому +3

      @@brooksbrooks6805 You really like lists don't you dude?

    • @OneDerscoreOneder
      @OneDerscoreOneder 4 роки тому +9

      @@cherryslat5702 the 1st and the 3rd commenters are different people. Each person only made one list

  • @thekinglymantis4434
    @thekinglymantis4434 8 років тому +155

    "Don't whisper to me, because I don't want to know your secrets"

  • @GaffsNotLaffs
    @GaffsNotLaffs Рік тому +37

    The truly horrifying thing is that with how good Amir is at starting chants he probably would've been able to get the whole school to chant "moo cow, moo!" at that poor girl.

  • @MsClaudiaDuran
    @MsClaudiaDuran 6 років тому +69

    Fun Fact: This is Jake's mom's favorite episode.

  • @SkylarRuloff
    @SkylarRuloff 11 років тому +121

    2 weeks on a dairy farm and Amir was going to dump 1 gallon of milk on her. What? Did Mickey milk cows or mice?

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 6 років тому +29

      Cows. The (human) mice were busy growing ears on their backs.

    • @johnnythm777
      @johnnythm777 5 років тому +11

      Amir only needed 1 gallon, but he asked Mickey to get 500 gallons just to be on the safe side.

  • @PrestoPuma
    @PrestoPuma 10 років тому +540

    why does mickey keep falling for that?

    • @charleslindenburg3104
      @charleslindenburg3104 10 років тому +27

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @TheArabsolga
      @TheArabsolga 10 років тому +24

      Charles Lindenburg FUCK OFF

    • @PrestoPuma
      @PrestoPuma 10 років тому +2

      Charles Lindenburg What?

    • @TheArabsolga
      @TheArabsolga 10 років тому +10

      Presto Puma It's a song and he keeps fucking posting it on every fucking comment and its fucking annoying

    • @PrestoPuma
      @PrestoPuma 10 років тому +14

      anyway... y does Mickey keep falling for that?

  • @seanedwards6283
    @seanedwards6283 10 років тому +172

    I'm friends with Dillon... He wears freakin sunglasses to class

    • @julesk2629
      @julesk2629 6 років тому +21

      Sean Edwards That’s how you automatically spell Dylan?

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 6 років тому +2

      @@julesk2629 it's my brother's name

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 5 років тому +4

      @@babarhead6956 lol will do but really Dylan should be pronouced die lan and Dillon would be pronouced dill on and the only true one would be dillin

    • @dillonmelnick4290
      @dillonmelnick4290 5 років тому +4

      That’s my name

    • @Xlink527
      @Xlink527 4 роки тому

      underrated quote

  • @depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408
    @depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408 4 роки тому +40

    I love how Amir always say "Mickey, my friend" immediately followed by a short chuckle. xD

  • @Mysticsloth
    @Mysticsloth 11 років тому +182

    MOO cow MOO!
    MOO cow MOO!

  • @MissMusicLuver97
    @MissMusicLuver97 8 років тому +303

    Watching on my prom night

    • @blank4371
      @blank4371 8 років тому +16

      Can't belive someone is still watching Jake and Amir xD i thought that i was the only survivor

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 8 років тому +10

      Bad you

    • @blank4371
      @blank4371 8 років тому +10

      Bad me? NAH bad you.

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 8 років тому

      I'm sorry.

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 8 років тому

      +CaptJoy what? How?

  • @jenniferleblanc8094
    @jenniferleblanc8094 5 років тому +18

    Love how it’s a nice sacrifice on Jakes side by asking Amir to dinner.

  • @dogspines1514
    @dogspines1514 9 років тому +30

    Nah I'm gonna go with Micky. My friend. -Amir blumenfeld

  • @zariajohnson9623
    @zariajohnson9623 2 роки тому +13

    l love how when amir lies about being somewhere, he always waves his hand in real life like they can see him

  • @sizzle9000
    @sizzle9000 13 років тому +27

    "I might wanna call in a bomb threat, though, y'know? If the fuzz are gonna be there, we might as well freaking make them earn their keep."
    Brilliant.

  • @BrenHeartsCappie
    @BrenHeartsCappie 13 років тому +6

    A month later and "Moo, cow, moo. Moo, cow, moo." and the little hand motion still pops into my head at the most ridiculous times during my day.

  • @bjkatt7
    @bjkatt7 13 років тому +7

    I wish I could watch this on my freaking iPod. I look forward to a new Jake and Amir episode every week.

    • @that_one_momo_guy
      @that_one_momo_guy 2 роки тому +6

      I thought this was some layered sarcasm comment right there but then I looked at the date and it made sense

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 роки тому +4

      @@that_one_momo_guy Your reply to this comment may just have triggered a wave a new J&A fans confusion. It definitely took me a second to remember what an iPod was. Man, when the iPod Touch came out, shit changed the game.

  • @TheKingFriday
    @TheKingFriday 9 років тому +47

    Wonder what's in the Amazon box...

  • @abbyother7155
    @abbyother7155 10 років тому +20

    I love getting the Jake and Amir Spotify add on the Jake and Amir videos. Haha.

    • @rylofosho
      @rylofosho 10 років тому +10

      lumberjum555
      The foreign person said she loves seeing the Spotify advertisements of Jake and Amir playing below the UA-cam video

  • @brennanryan375
    @brennanryan375 9 років тому +6

    I like how Amir's at least honest about his gestures to Mickey. Even though Mickey can't see it and got screwed on every other front. That honesty might actually be enough for Mickey to believe whatever Amir plans

  • @TheMakusu2
    @TheMakusu2 9 років тому +123

    "Mickey" episodes where Amir talks to Mickey seem to always include a lot of Mickey and him talking and using Mickey's name far too often for Mickey to be comfortable with it.

    • @SuperPiposaru
      @SuperPiposaru 9 років тому +21

      TheMakusu2
      Oh Mickey you're so Mickey you're so Mickey you blow my Mickey, hey Mickey!

    • @thesource4324
      @thesource4324 9 років тому +6

      thats the joke

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 9 років тому +6

      +TheMakusu2 And in an episode he talks to mickeys wife whick is called minnie. And i'm not even joking.

    • @Kenny-Blankenship
      @Kenny-Blankenship 8 років тому +4

      +TheMakusu2 MICKEY MY FRIEND

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 6 років тому +2

      you're being goofy

  • @bonnome2
    @bonnome2 3 роки тому +23

    This episode really ties in well with the episode that Andy Bernard is dating high schooler

    • @valx5
      @valx5 3 роки тому

      if only those universes crossed

  • @lexi44134
    @lexi44134 13 років тому +3

    Jake and Amir are the best part of College Humor.

  • @IronCladBadger
    @IronCladBadger 11 років тому +8

    I love how he says Mickey after every word while he's talking to him

  • @Detinator247
    @Detinator247 10 років тому +59

    Poor mickey

  • @OnnoDijkman
    @OnnoDijkman Рік тому +2

    Amir waving for no reason while on the phone with mickey😂

  • @NikSwiftDigs
    @NikSwiftDigs 8 років тому +8

    "I don't want to know your secrets."

  • @tomfoolery58
    @tomfoolery58 13 років тому +2

    i love like how amir being late to work is like the longest running joke on the show

  • @jackconnolly5339
    @jackconnolly5339 9 років тому +71

    moo cow moo

  • @haligh.haligh
    @haligh.haligh 13 років тому +1

    when i saw this I was like "HOORAY! A NEW ONE!" these are way too addictive...

  • @NateWild
    @NateWild 11 років тому +12

    OH FOR GOD SAKE UA-cam CHANGED THE COMMENTS AGAIN

  • @tomfoolery58
    @tomfoolery58 12 років тому

    Oh my god you don't know how much sense that makes now with the episodes of mountain hiker and milkman. This is crazy!!

  • @Seb2323
    @Seb2323 8 років тому +5

    I wish I could wake up with cheese in my ears...

  • @The1Liner
    @The1Liner 13 років тому

    Got distracted by the box music video, then some other videos, now exiting the tabs to finally discover i was supposed to watch the new jake and amir.

  • @mohammedsarker5756
    @mohammedsarker5756 10 років тому +6

    don'[t call your victim before you prank them.

  • @lucifersam9
    @lucifersam9 13 років тому

    The best Jake and Amir yet. I love any of them involving 'Mickey.'

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 11 років тому +4

    I think we all know a guy who wears sunglasses to class.

  • @Avatarodin
    @Avatarodin 5 років тому +2

    "I don't wanna know your secrets" is such an underrated line

  • @liamdalemon1525
    @liamdalemon1525 5 років тому +4

    1:27 am I the only person who wanted this to happen?

  • @aaronmurrayvazquez
    @aaronmurrayvazquez Рік тому +1

    “i dropped a G on this friggin tux, sir” 😂😂😂😂

  • @proofesur
    @proofesur 10 років тому +10

    i feel bad for mickey

  • @rickyjiggens2180
    @rickyjiggens2180 Рік тому +1

    The "I'm friends with dylan" was soooo funny

  • @trinityeidsness5985
    @trinityeidsness5985 10 років тому +16

    2:36 Dat wink

  • @eghed8
    @eghed8 12 років тому +2

    love that mickey agreed to got to prom with amir

  • @deprogramm
    @deprogramm 10 років тому +8

    the feeling when u have no one to go to prom with :p
    badfeelsman

  • @seasfubi
    @seasfubi 13 років тому +1

    dear college humor,
    thanks for letting me watch this on my laptop at work in a big quiet room, only to start laughing really loud and end up having everyone in the room stare at me funny.
    sincerely, feels like a jackass.

  • @audieobrien2505
    @audieobrien2505 10 років тому +5

    I'm real life, there's no way Mickey and amir would still be friends.

  • @Tslick111
    @Tslick111 13 років тому

    I like the Amir and Mickey jokes... It makes Amir sounds like one of those mafia bosses who are talkin' to someone like they are joking but they aren't... - Captain Obvious

  • @MrAgentd
    @MrAgentd 10 років тому +13

    Bring back Troopers.

  • @Bigkahkistan
    @Bigkahkistan 13 років тому

    God this is so awesome. I love when Amir plots.

  • @evsek7433
    @evsek7433 8 років тому +4

    Did he actually not work at all over 8 years?

  • @TeamJESNorway
    @TeamJESNorway 13 років тому +1

    "Mickey, my friend!" you got to love it!

  • @emmaashton2353
    @emmaashton2353 8 років тому +3

    Mickey he's lieng an old man is dieing and nobody is crying but you mickey

  • @T1Man11
    @T1Man11 11 років тому

    This might be the first time I'm watching Jake and Amir videos and actually have time for that.

  • @lordlossize
    @lordlossize 9 років тому +3

    mickey mifren.

  • @robmckennie4203
    @robmckennie4203 3 роки тому +2

    "dodged a bullet there" is a really good line

  • @thomasertas1217
    @thomasertas1217 10 років тому +6

    Moo cow moo

  • @themarquess
    @themarquess 3 роки тому +1

    I can't believe this video got adapted for the silver screen and is starring Meryl Streep.

  • @JafacaksWasTaken
    @JafacaksWasTaken 7 років тому +4

    was the Dylan who wears sunglasses to school a columbine reference?

  • @TripleGrandMusic
    @TripleGrandMusic 11 років тому

    Lol Amirs desk sign "if you look under 25 be prepared to show ID"

  • @mohammedsarker5756
    @mohammedsarker5756 10 років тому +3

    amir getting a girl? ha!

  • @KIMADIAN
    @KIMADIAN 13 років тому +2

    "He wears sunglasses to class" HAHA

  • @yoyomama95
    @yoyomama95 13 років тому +2

    i love the way jake looks at amir when amir says "i'm going with Mikey, my friend"

  • @theBCBOMBER
    @theBCBOMBER 13 років тому

    I never thought the day would come when the end of a Jake and Amir didn't have "College Humor Originals" segment....

  • @BlackWhite001
    @BlackWhite001 13 років тому

    One of my favorite Jake and Amir.

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
    @ElvisLivesUpstairs 13 років тому +1

    I love how he says Mickey like a mobster lol

  • @n64p3
    @n64p3 11 років тому

    This is one of the better jake and Amir's

  • @RezKain
    @RezKain 13 років тому

    @ItIsRebecca It doesn't actually change. The back light for the keys on the black berry go out, which does make it look like an iPhone.

  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 4 роки тому +2

    “Its like not even close to that” LOL

  • @Rocketmanrun
    @Rocketmanrun 10 місяців тому

    Newest comment. Love Jake and Amir

  • @mrtbdave1
    @mrtbdave1 12 років тому

    i love how in all these videos when amir refers to micky the first time he says '' micky my friend''

  • @Jesuskreis95
    @Jesuskreis95 13 років тому +1

    amir is sooooo good at the stuff that he does like at the end of the video!

  • @ChesterZoda
    @ChesterZoda 13 років тому

    Ahh Mickey my friend!
    I LOVE THAT LMFAO KEEP INTRODUCING MICKEY LMFAO.

  • @FTJFuelTheJet
    @FTJFuelTheJet 13 років тому

    Jake and amir just never gets old for me!

  • @ScruffsX
    @ScruffsX 12 років тому

    "I don't want to get arrested" lol. Love this one.

  • @messakg123
    @messakg123 13 років тому

    This is the best jake and amir episode to date.. High school play, boot camp and oscar pool come close but not quite as good

  • @itannerjh
    @itannerjh 11 років тому +1

    "mickey my friend..." "...That's because I'm not there, Mickey."
    Best saying. Ever.

  • @JudsonRadio
    @JudsonRadio 13 років тому

    Loved Amir's bit at the end.

  • @FTJFuelTheJet
    @FTJFuelTheJet 13 років тому

    'He wears fricken sungleasses to class!"

  • @Rythmbot
    @Rythmbot 11 років тому

    No, I like that we never see him and that he's a mysterious character that somehow is a part of all the businesses Amir is calling.

  • @saykharng
    @saykharng 13 років тому

    I used to 'Like' and 'Add to Fav' on the half way through, but now I 'Like' and 'Add to Fav' first then i watch.

  • @bdelaney22
    @bdelaney22 11 років тому

    my night just opened up HARD

  • @AnAdequateViolinist
    @AnAdequateViolinist 4 роки тому +2

    I just realized he mispronounces both lima and limo

  • @Fulton95LOL
    @Fulton95LOL 13 років тому

    How come recently some CH videos can't be watched on my iPod? It's really starring to annoy me :( I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!

  • @TeacherTal
    @TeacherTal 13 років тому

    No really come outside. CAUSE IM NOT THERE.
    Too funny lmao

  • @the1jessebrown
    @the1jessebrown 4 роки тому

    damn in 2020 this sketch is wild haha i cant believe it

  • @bliink182
    @bliink182 13 років тому

    Real jake and amir fans understood that hilarious mickey reference

  • @razpexane2241
    @razpexane2241 12 років тому

    Jake and Amir is keeping me subscribed to collegehumor.

  • @ImJustLaurel
    @ImJustLaurel 13 років тому

    did they repost this? because i've watched this like last week....

  • @bobbyalexander
    @bobbyalexander 7 місяців тому

    @jakeandamir Can you reupload these as high res please?

  • @Katloft
    @Katloft 7 років тому

    "Don't whisper to me I don't want to know your secrets." I use this quite often.

  • @kickinsweetbeats
    @kickinsweetbeats 13 років тому

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JAKE!