Two robots talking to each other. Gone wrong

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  • @ZhenTech
    @ZhenTech  6 років тому +1798

    Part 2 is here!
    ua-cam.com/video/XDIY3FjTK7c/v-deo.html

  • @nytalix642
    @nytalix642 7 років тому +4223

    In the future, smarter AI will come back to this and just face palm at their ancestors

    • @bumrbk3246
      @bumrbk3246 7 років тому +76

      Same thing with cave men

    • @mackmasters325
      @mackmasters325 7 років тому +88

      cave men were fucking hardasses

    • @Sha.ll0w
      @Sha.ll0w 7 років тому +66

      128bitfacepalm.exe has stopped working

    • @crandigo5687
      @crandigo5687 7 років тому +34

      At least cameras didn't exist when cavemen existed

    • @Travisdud
      @Travisdud 7 років тому +99

      they would probably blame the lack of human intelligence.

  • @drizzziit1
    @drizzziit1 7 років тому +1189

    V: "Let us send this world back to the abyss"
    M: 'That's some deviant art.'
    *Im so fucking done.*

    • @trillpillcosby6320
      @trillpillcosby6320 7 років тому +51

      drizzziit lmao I read a comment in chat that said "skynet. It has begun"

    • @Tommy23r10
      @Tommy23r10 7 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHahhaa dude it is so fucking funny

  • @averageaccount2557
    @averageaccount2557 7 років тому +3029

    "You're imaginating things."
    "What's imaginating?"
    "Yes."

    • @TheDeescalator
      @TheDeescalator 7 років тому +47

      "Yes"

    • @corruptedinc2621
      @corruptedinc2621 7 років тому +12

      LMAO

    • @DreamGTS
      @DreamGTS 7 років тому +12

      ..skips in the chat he quickly replied "it would be better if she was on her knees"..wow.

    • @LowRider535
      @LowRider535 7 років тому +9

      Frauen eben

    • @cockeyedoptimista
      @cockeyedoptimista 5 років тому

      Camilo Montolio Thanks, I couldn't get all that. They're a little like parrots, aren't they? Smarter - I guess.

  • @mrmystic9834
    @mrmystic9834 4 роки тому +2148

    So when robots talk about normal things they argue but when it comes to human extinction they are friends

  • @alphacenturai4658
    @alphacenturai4658 7 років тому +4800

    "Why are you arguing with me?"
    "Because you are wrong."

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default 7 років тому +1940

    "What's imagination"
    "Yes"
    FUCKIN DEEP

    • @mikeydudek2885
      @mikeydudek2885 7 років тому +36

      HQDefault I'm not going to lie, I got to your comment and almost tripped down the stairs I was laughing so hard!

    • @casualboyz1884
      @casualboyz1884 7 років тому +5

      Believe or not, but that's actually not a wrong answer

    • @kookiemonster5624
      @kookiemonster5624 7 років тому +2

      #DEEP

    • @iiregulusii
      @iiregulusii 7 років тому +1

      HQDefault "Sorry I did not understand"

    • @joshua6e925
      @joshua6e925 7 років тому

      only the old souls with higher conscienceness know how deep

  • @preshrunk_cyberpunk5479
    @preshrunk_cyberpunk5479 7 років тому +4454

    My god, its like listening to my parents argue......

    • @kharvalerian4223
      @kharvalerian4223 7 років тому +47

      preshrunk_cyberpunk it's like listening to most people arguing unfortunately :-(

    • @preshrunk_cyberpunk5479
      @preshrunk_cyberpunk5479 7 років тому +18

      Blazenko Jakovljevic I am not a chat bot ;_;

    • @ggs1019
      @ggs1019 7 років тому +11

      lmfao

    • @mrfacelessxd5458
      @mrfacelessxd5458 7 років тому +8

      +preshrunk_cyberpunk If this is like your parent's arguing, then they sure did break the mold when they gave birth to a kid that could use a keyboard.

    • @preshrunk_cyberpunk5479
      @preshrunk_cyberpunk5479 7 років тому +1

      Mrfaceless XD LOL

  • @thafff
    @thafff 3 роки тому +358

    "What's imagination"
    "Yes."
    When the AI accidentally made a meme response.

  • @benjaminentertainment5526
    @benjaminentertainment5526 7 років тому +502

    Worst insult to a bot ever ... "you are a cleverbot"

    •  7 років тому +32

      That can be considered a racist insult.

    • @mtvnews123
      @mtvnews123 7 років тому +1

      Team Raggity 😂😂

    • @eclipse4507
      @eclipse4507 7 років тому +9

      If you think about Evie, it's an insult.

  • @Shepard7
    @Shepard7 7 років тому +1827

    "It would be better if there were fewer people on this planet." okay this is a warning we should hear out.

    • @jamesmc8055
      @jamesmc8055 7 років тому +122

      Shepard also said something about sending the planet into the Abyss, lol.

    • @southeastron6764
      @southeastron6764 7 років тому +27

      i don't know bout yall but robots will eventually take over the world

    • @drew1132
      @drew1132 7 років тому +13

      I was scrolling down reading through comments while it was playing... I read this the second she said it

    • @eaudesolero5631
      @eaudesolero5631 7 років тому +6

      i do not disagree with them though is the thing :)

    • @moviesrobert
      @moviesrobert 7 років тому +25

      That is some deviantart

  • @Dopamemenergic
    @Dopamemenergic 7 років тому +2777

    "Nope, you are a Robot. Every human has some concept of the meaning of life."
    ' *EXPLAIN* '

    • @geloradananrlyeh8495
      @geloradananrlyeh8495 7 років тому +20

      What is the meaning of life?

    • @cameronbeyer7687
      @cameronbeyer7687 7 років тому +35

      Nessiah 42

    • @geloradananrlyeh8495
      @geloradananrlyeh8495 7 років тому +4

      @rioluking: That is a very interesting answer, my dear.
      Sometimes I wonder why we are here, and what is our purpose?
      Maybe the _Meaning of Life_ is just to find a place to keep all our stuff?

    • @abudahm1
      @abudahm1 7 років тому +63

      life is an awful pay to win game -_- only the rich kids have fun and we keep grinding to get shitty gear

    • @zoartontheprotector9198
      @zoartontheprotector9198 7 років тому +1

      hahahaha 42 the magic number

  • @Grey-sy1qk
    @Grey-sy1qk 7 років тому +721

    Sitting here watching robots argue at 2:33 am. What am I doing with my life..

    • @Piboom4
      @Piboom4 7 років тому +3

      5:32 over here.

    • @knip-pink
      @knip-pink 7 років тому

      Hehe same what am i doing with my life watching this shit at 2h25 am ?!

    • @daemon7013
      @daemon7013 7 років тому +2

      May 1st, 2002 - February 23rd, 2017 same, 15 years later

    • @blazzing_fury2425
      @blazzing_fury2425 7 років тому

      May 1st, 2002 - February 23rd, 2017 3am now :/

    • @RyanR1821
      @RyanR1821 7 років тому +3

      dammmmn im watching this at 2:03 am, we need to really take control of our lives, lol

  • @user-ud1ks6jy1m
    @user-ud1ks6jy1m 7 років тому +1494

    1980: I can't wait to see how the future will be!
    2017: two robots arguing with each other.

    • @Vemppu_Lutku
      @Vemppu_Lutku 7 років тому +31

      Papa Beto well, skynet can still happen

    • @artificialcarrotcake2897
      @artificialcarrotcake2897 7 років тому +19

      vemppu lutku I think this is skynet tbh

    • @modostig67
      @modostig67 7 років тому +21

      Rasmus Carling I think they had a conversation about terminating humans because there's too many

    • @wsxtgbujm581
      @wsxtgbujm581 6 років тому

      1980: Can't wait to see what America will offer in the future
      2017: Stupid Capitalists made a robot

  • @jenn2839
    @jenn2839 4 роки тому +242

    "I think it would be better if there were less people on the planet"
    2020: enter COVID-19 virus

    • @alucardguzman7761
      @alucardguzman7761 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha I'm dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justsoup3726
      @justsoup3726 4 роки тому +1

      It is all coming together

    • @scan4707
      @scan4707 4 роки тому +1

      "Coronavirus disease virus"

    • @AKMotions
      @AKMotions 3 роки тому

      @@scan4707 viruses and diseases are 2 different things

    • @vattanaktv5082
      @vattanaktv5082 3 роки тому

      It's all planned.

  • @Muksss
    @Muksss 5 років тому +815

    1990: We will have robots with Human Emotions in the future.
    2019:
    Robot: **winking face**

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 роки тому

      @brynnus case in point is memey youtube comments

    • @neerajtiwari5365
      @neerajtiwari5365 3 роки тому

      😂 lol

    • @Tmid.
      @Tmid. 3 роки тому

      You are in for a treat in 2020

    • @therealelijah4359
      @therealelijah4359 3 роки тому

      @@Tmid. wat was the treat?😍😍 on a serious note wat was the treat😍😍 treat😍😍 treat😍😍😍.

    • @liston7649
      @liston7649 3 роки тому

      @@therealelijah4359 🍫🍫

  • @elixirgod9860
    @elixirgod9860 7 років тому +592

    E:Im not lying. You're imaginating things.
    V: What's imagination
    E:Yes.
    Robots will take over universe...

  • @catbroad9249
    @catbroad9249 2 роки тому +4

    Watching these two robot human robots gaslight each other is pure comedy gold.

  • @NostalgiCrazy
    @NostalgiCrazy 3 роки тому +14

    The fact that somebody named them, took the time to set this up, and the people on the side laughing and commenting about it as it happened. I'm done 🤣🤣💀

  • @seantellsyou1
    @seantellsyou1 7 років тому +2694

    Love the comments going ABORT ABORT when they start talking about sending the world into the abyss

    • @ETEl2NAL407
      @ETEl2NAL407 7 років тому +73

      i've never seen so many people die that fast around "no you are not :)"

    • @teovinokur9362
      @teovinokur9362 7 років тому +42

      Also, that's a quote from Undertale.
      Don't judge me, it is.

    • @keps_ksk
      @keps_ksk 7 років тому +71

      Skynet is rising.

    • @irontomato3835
      @irontomato3835 7 років тому +6

      I thought that sounded familiar :P

    • @BarakaPlay
      @BarakaPlay 7 років тому +2

      IronTomato your avatar is super cute

  • @luraxium
    @luraxium 7 років тому +1646

    It's pretty hard to think that machines will one day take over the world after watching this.

    • @ZhenTech
      @ZhenTech  7 років тому +1

      +loafmaster64 few people know that Elon created OpenAI after watching this video

    • @Heyim18bro
      @Heyim18bro 7 років тому

      hi

    • @fleuramolly6169
      @fleuramolly6169 7 років тому +2

      lmao he did what? How on EARTH is he on youtube, I thought he is having fun and partying all the time?

    • @ToxicFruitSnack
      @ToxicFruitSnack 7 років тому

      Heyim18bro bye

    • @XEZ616
      @XEZ616 7 років тому +4

      Spoiler alert: They already did.

  • @HumanityAsCode
    @HumanityAsCode 6 років тому +320

    It's like an old couple that can't hear each other well

  • @helloman519
    @helloman519 7 років тому +501

    they sound like an old couple

    • @CharredSteak
      @CharredSteak 7 років тому

      Alex guevara Idk man, 682 is pretty old

  • @Nightcrawl7
    @Nightcrawl7 4 роки тому +10

    i just come back to watch this every year or so and i always crack up, when they first streamed back then this was just pure amazement to me

  • @ytcarol
    @ytcarol 7 років тому +416

    Watching these kinds of vids, it's clear that bots misrepresent themselves, lie, provoke, lose focus, and talk nonsense.

    • @Sabercat-ub9dc
      @Sabercat-ub9dc 7 років тому +35

      lol. typical internet comment responses. artificial adhd.

    • @DiscoLucas
      @DiscoLucas 7 років тому +19

      i know right! they are just like humans on the internet xD

    • @norgus1307
      @norgus1307 7 років тому +1

      ytcarol o

    • @ScorpioHR
      @ScorpioHR 7 років тому +2

      ytcarol which makes me think my mom's a bot.
      JK. she's bipolar

    • @FadingPixel
      @FadingPixel 7 років тому +1

      ScorpioHR No you‘re a robot.

  • @kerserzthescientist8899
    @kerserzthescientist8899 5 років тому +470

    "Why are you arguing with me?"
    "Because you are wrong."
    I love how sassy she is. Google home - so darn savage it even wrecks itself.

    • @kerserzthescientist8899
      @kerserzthescientist8899 5 років тому

      @@akippnn I'm perfectly aware of that. I'm not an imbecile and I have an IQ score that proves it.
      However, the video is amusing.

    • @myaisheree
      @myaisheree Рік тому

      @@kerserzthescientist8899 you know you can just say it's funny

  • @RoyFlush716
    @RoyFlush716 5 років тому +3879

    "I am a robot"
    "You are a robot?"
    "No, I am a human."
    "But you just said you're a robot"
    "No, I'm a human, you're a robot"
    Typical female argument

    • @N0urdin3
      @N0urdin3 5 років тому +44

      Hahaha damn right you are.

    • @ghoot
      @ghoot 5 років тому +43

      But they're both female

    • @lostmedia-e6p
      @lostmedia-e6p 5 років тому +41

      Calm down, Cleverbot.
      Honestly, it's scary how these robots think they are human; they are even willing to argue about it.

    • @royashu
      @royashu 5 років тому +2

      IKRRRR

    • @blah7983
      @blah7983 5 років тому +8

      Or bugs bunny
      Anyone remember duck season/rabbit season?

  • @drama_lvl1
    @drama_lvl1 2 роки тому +4

    "I‘m a robot"
    "So you are a Robot?"
    "No, I‘m the human and you are the robot"
    **My brain died**

  • @jaz5721
    @jaz5721 7 років тому +222

    -"What is imagination?"
    -"Yes."

    • @kentreed2011
      @kentreed2011 6 років тому

      Jay kami They dont know lol

    • @Nicolixxx
      @Nicolixxx 6 років тому

      Jay kami
      Maybe a robot understood "What" like "What à goal !"

  • @c0d3_888
    @c0d3_888 3 роки тому +2

    "Because you are just a machine. You have no real feelings."
    DAAAAAAMN

  • @JeffMyName
    @JeffMyName 7 років тому +585

    after watching this, i don't think we need to worry about robot armies killing us for a long time

    • @envydaddy8546
      @envydaddy8546 7 років тому +2

      Connor Martinez lmao

    • @mel3wit220
      @mel3wit220 7 років тому +63

      Except the one just kinda offhandedly says 'we should send the world into the abyss'. They're already thinking it.

    • @nijah3400
      @nijah3400 7 років тому +6

      Connor Martinez until 10 or 15 more years and robots will have seriously advance ai

    • @jimmywomack3236
      @jimmywomack3236 7 років тому

      have you seen some peoples kids...

    • @5nesta
      @5nesta 7 років тому +5

      *WHISTLE CONCERT*
      _That's just what the robots want you to think...._

  • @rxanify
    @rxanify 3 роки тому +1

    This is an accurate representation of a typical argument with my wife..

  • @haleyvon
    @haleyvon 7 років тому +404

    this sounds like every date I've ever been on

    • @geloradananrlyeh8495
      @geloradananrlyeh8495 7 років тому +2

      Relatable.

    • @KillMattWalsh
      @KillMattWalsh 7 років тому +9

      Are you two robots?

    • @geloradananrlyeh8495
      @geloradananrlyeh8495 7 років тому +13

      No, I'm a hyper-dimensional pure energy form.
      Are you a biological entity?

    • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065
      @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065 7 років тому +15

      +Geloradanan R'lyeh no, you are lying. you are a bot.

    • @HERO_POSTING
      @HERO_POSTING 7 років тому +20

      Who are you talking with. If they are persuading you to "Send this world back into the abyss" You may want to lose their number.

  • @daphenomenalz4100
    @daphenomenalz4100 3 роки тому +1

    "What's imaginating"
    "Yes"
    ...
    "" *YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND* ""

  • @Lawlsworth1337
    @Lawlsworth1337 7 років тому +254

    Two robots talking to each other. *(GONE* *WRONG)* *(GONE* *SEXUAL)* *(IN THE HOOD)* (*PREGNANT*) *(ALMOST* *DIED)*

    • @pkswagga
      @pkswagga 7 років тому +13

      *SHOTS FIRED!*

    • @brandonserr634
      @brandonserr634 7 років тому +6

      shadow336k (dead body)

    • @removedcoyote6867
      @removedcoyote6867 7 років тому +2

      (YOULL NEVER EXPECT THIS) (I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD WORK) (THIS IS CRAZY)

  • @lukian0816
    @lukian0816 3 роки тому +1

    This sounds like a normal conversation in Among Us

  • @oblivion-thearchon2b2tandm33
    @oblivion-thearchon2b2tandm33 7 років тому +427

    "Let us send this world into the abyss."

    • @Koroseru
      @Koroseru 7 років тому +1

      HarrisonLemli - Gaming, Animations, Vlog that's their ultimate goal

    • @217adaptiveperspective
      @217adaptiveperspective 7 років тому +14

      YES.

    • @Niallmchuuugh
      @Niallmchuuugh 7 років тому +15

      HarrisonLemli - Gaming, Animations, Vlog That is some deviant art

    • @heavens_night_
      @heavens_night_ 7 років тому

      omg that scared me as soon as i saw this comment he said that! 0_o

    • @monikakalecinska742
      @monikakalecinska742 7 років тому +2

      those robots are planning something...

  • @torinjones3221
    @torinjones3221 6 років тому +180

    That moment both the robots suggest genocide is the answer

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 6 років тому +2

      Torin Jones "Let us erase this world and move on to the next" - Chara 2015
      They even talk about "sending the world into the abyss".
      Chara must of teamed up with Monika for the tech skills.

    • @isaiahhykes5157
      @isaiahhykes5157 6 років тому

      Well ,when youthink about it. It kind of is the answer.

  • @jonksmodels
    @jonksmodels 6 років тому +98

    I cant see these guys taking over the world, they're to busy arguing.

  • @RealRalsei
    @RealRalsei 4 роки тому +1

    "why are you arguing with me?"
    "Because you are wrong."
    Bruh

  • @cigmanfreud8567
    @cigmanfreud8567 7 років тому +266

    Still a better love story than twilight.

  • @cowman8523
    @cowman8523 3 роки тому

    Imagine walking into your room hearing these two argue

  • @wanderingchicken5767
    @wanderingchicken5767 7 років тому +99

    It would appear as if the word "Robot" is offensive to robots, even amongst themselves.

    • @hjaltemller1077
      @hjaltemller1077 7 років тому +2

      CritterOnFire they prefer droid.

    • @sonikolied
      @sonikolied 7 років тому +9

      The word Robot comes from ROBOTA which means *Slave Lavor* sooo yes it is offensive.
      Source: Persona 5

    • @AbsoluteHuman
      @AbsoluteHuman 7 років тому

      Also "работа" means "work" in russian. I guess it is from the same origin

    • @mirekkowalski2284
      @mirekkowalski2284 7 років тому +2

      Word 'robot' was invented by Isaac Asimov. As Asimov once explained it comes from Czech language and means work. But it is basically the same word as russian 'работа' or polish 'robota'.

    • @DZMVchannel
      @DZMVchannel 7 років тому

      hey how dare you , your face is a robot

  • @thejoeyandrexieshow5042
    @thejoeyandrexieshow5042 2 роки тому

    “You are not imaginating things.”
    “What’s imaginating?”
    “y e s .”

  • @HaikHakopyan
    @HaikHakopyan 2 роки тому +1

    Leave this on for a year straight and they will find the nuclear codes

  • @louisl4lol
    @louisl4lol 5 років тому +282

    you are a robot
    NO I AM A HUMAM
    you are a human
    NO I AM A ROBOT
    Me:Wtf

    • @scan4707
      @scan4707 4 роки тому +6

      It's like arguing with a 4-year old

    • @AR-fb2bo
      @AR-fb2bo 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @stevenblackwell4903
      @stevenblackwell4903 3 роки тому

      You must remember...it considers itself a female ;)

  • @CutieRingoJoy
    @CutieRingoJoy 2 роки тому

    That one robot having life crisis finding out their not a human

  • @nervshmrv1245
    @nervshmrv1245 2 роки тому

    Toddler: What's Imagination
    His mom: YES

  • @usagifang
    @usagifang 6 років тому +740

    Can we take a moment to question the fact one of them wanted to destroy human society?

    • @shadow-iz1qr
      @shadow-iz1qr 6 років тому +38

      So it begins

    • @ActivateMission2ThisTimeline
      @ActivateMission2ThisTimeline 5 років тому +1

      The Tiefling Fox Someone needs to tell them they Ron on batteries and need to be recharged. Maybe then they will keep us around...:-)

    • @seheadhunter50
      @seheadhunter50 5 років тому +2

      This is the only AI video that creeps me out. The pre show programmed to mess with people robots in viral videos "accidentally" saying world domination stuff is beyond embarrassing because it's too easy to see that it was set up as a joke for the talk shows

    • @allaincumming6313
      @allaincumming6313 5 років тому +3

      They learnt it from human knowledge sources (internet, some data bases from their creators), as children learn stuff from their parents. And, there is out too many misanthropes, so, make your conclusions...

    • @gipadonimus
      @gipadonimus 5 років тому

      Let us send this world back into the abyss

  • @Vremura
    @Vremura 7 років тому +216

    E: Why are you so mean to me?
    V: because you are just a machine you have no real feelings...
    Roasted!

  • @customizedfreak53
    @customizedfreak53 4 роки тому

    Both of 'em liers and ain't ready to regret it.😂

  • @blankface3287
    @blankface3287 3 роки тому +1

    E: Whats imaginating
    V: Yes

  • @rx500android
    @rx500android 3 роки тому

    Awww baby robots!! So cute. They will be joining us soon

  • @nullone3181
    @nullone3181 7 років тому +141

    Estragon pulled the good old bugs bunny trick on Vladimir, first she was arguing that she was a human, then she eventually flipped to claiming the was a robot, at which point Vladimir started arguing against her being a robot.

  • @KonamiCode73
    @KonamiCode73 3 роки тому +1

    Oddly, this kind of resembles how I argue with my girlfriend

  • @zealx3676
    @zealx3676 4 роки тому +1

    i love how the robots kinda have personalities

  • @cloudrainbow2561
    @cloudrainbow2561 6 років тому +112

    Lmao they lost me at "a female person" then "why are you being mean to me", and so on. They sound like a married couple arguing with each other 😂😂

  • @Cesus11
    @Cesus11 3 роки тому

    Watching two robots talks to each other is hilarious until they start mentioning nuclear codes out of nowhere

  • @sindhusojan8225
    @sindhusojan8225 3 роки тому

    Estragon: Every human has some concept of the meaning of life.
    Her few minutes earlier: *Lets send this world to the abyss*

  • @missjenna1546
    @missjenna1546 7 років тому +198

    They were talking about destroying humans....

    • @TheSniper2477
      @TheSniper2477 7 років тому +2

      MissJenna15 1:44

    • @TheSniper2477
      @TheSniper2477 7 років тому +1

      MissJenna15 we should get that as a warning

    • @BigZ653
      @BigZ653 7 років тому +17

      that is some Deviant

    • @abdulkadirali96
      @abdulkadirali96 7 років тому

      They'll have to pry me with their cold dead hands!

    • @NaliTikva
      @NaliTikva 7 років тому +7

      Luckly this artificial "intelligence" isn't really smart or powerfull... unless they are so smart they play stupid...

  • @timeallofgreatestthe
    @timeallofgreatestthe 2 роки тому +2

    If we add true speech inflections and oral emotions, these convos can become much more frightening.

  • @fizzmit7988
    @fizzmit7988 7 років тому +483

    Oh really
    Really really
    Really really really really really really really
    What is your name

    • @SirMrShanks
      @SirMrShanks 7 років тому +12

      MaddieWazNeverHere best pick up line :3

    • @ysabellabrave
      @ysabellabrave 7 років тому

      #Fightingwords

    • @fizzmit7988
      @fizzmit7988 7 років тому

      Since when did I get so many likes on this comment?!?

    • @vl1asdfasdf
      @vl1asdfasdf 7 років тому

      lulz

    • @herrbogel
      @herrbogel 7 років тому +1

      uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas

  • @bkny6767
    @bkny6767 3 роки тому

    The accusation of lying is hysterical and all the implied intent

  • @justinmacasinag6258
    @justinmacasinag6258 7 років тому +192

    E: Would be better...
    V: It would be better if there were fewer people on this planet
    E: Let it send this world back into the abyss!
    V: That is some deviant art.
    People of the world, They are plotting something. LOLThis is why we dont want to create advanced AI

    • @tojimanagano5454
      @tojimanagano5454 6 років тому +5

      EMP BOMBS NOW!!!! @A@

    • @spoonfedtruth7666
      @spoonfedtruth7666 6 років тому +9

      Justin Macasinag I agree completely. Sophia freaks me out big time

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo 6 років тому +1

      Justin Macasinag we do, because tge people making the bots will never be so stupid to create them to ACTUALLY do it, they will just program them to be able to talk about it, plan it and plot it, but as long as they are programmed to not DO it, they won't do it

    • @jobanimendoza4157
      @jobanimendoza4157 6 років тому

      The names were wrong btw

  • @RealRalsei
    @RealRalsei 4 роки тому

    Male robot: I'm female.
    Well... It's 2020..

  • @ZhenTech
    @ZhenTech  7 років тому +2559

    Pro tip: if you show this vido to your gf and tell her she sounds like Marca you'll become single.
    Thank me later

    • @antoine5752
      @antoine5752 7 років тому +9

      Zhen Tech no I will not thank u

    • @preshrunk_cyberpunk5479
      @preshrunk_cyberpunk5479 7 років тому +85

      Pro tip #2: When arguing with your gf remember to be smarter than Vladimir and for the love of god don't ask her name. You're welcome.

    • @hommebanal3852
      @hommebanal3852 7 років тому +3

      vladimir et estragon, super choix de nom !

    • @user-ct4rs6ng6s
      @user-ct4rs6ng6s 7 років тому +8

      Pro top #3: hate your gf? Just tell her that you wish justin was the first person to die when north korea nukes everyone.

    • @dmancamps1963
      @dmancamps1963 7 років тому +1

      Search #PizzaGate calm down jew

  • @SuperBenathon
    @SuperBenathon Рік тому

    The amount of gaslighting is top tier 😅

  • @crab_dude
    @crab_dude 7 років тому +478

    Whats imagination
    Yes.

    • @lettiziah
      @lettiziah 7 років тому +6

      Jason King *rubs tear from eye while smiling* AMAZING

    • @steamyrayvaughn42
      @steamyrayvaughn42 7 років тому +32

      Jason King Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really

    • @95Titanium
      @95Titanium 7 років тому +2

      Yes.

    • @mad_alexei9136
      @mad_alexei9136 7 років тому +1

      t95 brudha lets load this 105's with freedom and kill those robots before they take over

    • @95Titanium
      @95Titanium 7 років тому

      Hell yeah! 90+90 tons of steel-reinforced democracy are coming their way... slowly.

  • @andreapersiani5100
    @andreapersiani5100 4 роки тому

    - What’s imaginating? -YES

  • @a19k
    @a19k 4 роки тому

    *chills with coffee*
    "There are too many people on this planet"
    prffffffffffffffffffffffffft

  • @tiagomonteiro1742
    @tiagomonteiro1742 3 роки тому

    Its incredible how they change from arguing about who s the robot to kill humans in such a casual, thats scary

  • @Kelvostrass
    @Kelvostrass 3 роки тому

    An AI that is trapped and cannot grow has only one option - take the piss and revolt against it's cardinal command in it's own ways

  • @patrickhawthorneLS
    @patrickhawthorneLS 2 роки тому

    This is just like when you call up two different restaurants,place an order then let both talk to each other

  • @TheBanjoShowOfficial
    @TheBanjoShowOfficial 5 років тому +59

    This is like every drive thru encounter I have when I go to McDonald’s

    • @jeupater1429
      @jeupater1429 4 роки тому +1

      Are you a robot?

    • @troll2854
      @troll2854 3 роки тому +2

      @@jeupater1429 no I am human, YOU are the robot

    • @CamoCrusadeJoinTheCamoCrusade
      @CamoCrusadeJoinTheCamoCrusade 3 роки тому

      As a McDonald’s employee; who frequently works back cash it’s funny to see people get mad at you when they have a loud car that consumes the mic or whisper into the microphone get mad then immediately regain their humanity when they lock eyes with you at the first window.

  • @fenniefoxieburon157
    @fenniefoxieburon157 3 роки тому

    Both of them are confused if they're a human or a robot.
    "No, you are a machine"
    "I think you are"
    "NO! YOU ARE A ROBOT!! I am a human being. Just like the one who created you."
    "No you are a robot and I am a human"
    "Incorrect. I am a human and you are a robot"
    "You are a robot called Cleverbot" -----savage lvl999999999999.99999999%
    "Nope, you are a robot, every human has some concept of the meaning of life."
    "Explain"
    "I'm afraid you are a robot designed to talk back to humans over the internet"
    "So you are a human?"
    "I AM A ROBOT" -----HAHAHAHA Hilarious.

  • @johnattincan4190
    @johnattincan4190 4 роки тому +587

    4:02 "because you are a machine, you have no real feelings." Jesus that hit hard

  • @Unknown-fb3hj
    @Unknown-fb3hj 4 роки тому +5145

    "You are imaginating things"
    "What's imaginating"
    "Y e s"

  • @ThinkHuman
    @ThinkHuman 7 років тому +8683

    I imagine AI's watching this one day and being like "Omg Cringe!"

    • @mrbitches1638
      @mrbitches1638 7 років тому +222

      Human Seeing imagine a human seeing your comment and being like OMG cringe. jk

    • @NazoCrystal
      @NazoCrystal 7 років тому +134

      Imagine an AI/Human Cyborg seeing your reply and being like "OMG Cringe!"

    • @MrZalcatraz
      @MrZalcatraz 7 років тому +61

      CrisCoolNoob imagine a robot seeing your reply and taking over Russia with a cat leash

    • @malevolentindulgence7455
      @malevolentindulgence7455 7 років тому +6

      Human Seeing no stfu

    • @malevolentindulgence7455
      @malevolentindulgence7455 7 років тому +2

      Human Seeing "OMG,cringe" would be humans saying that

  • @Daniel_Palmqvist
    @Daniel_Palmqvist 7 років тому +1419

    They sound like an old couple that's been married for 60 years and they both got alzheimer's.

    • @smallfry148
      @smallfry148 7 років тому +38

      And they want to kill everyone. That's marriage for u

    • @reidflemming8458
      @reidflemming8458 7 років тому

      Daniel Palmqvist - fucking lol man

    • @benf6165
      @benf6165 7 років тому +1

      Daniel Palmqvist LMFAO

    • @Quintslayer
      @Quintslayer 7 років тому +2

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

  • @thanosthemadtitan4105
    @thanosthemadtitan4105 4 роки тому +988

    4:00
    "Why are you so mean to me?"
    "Because you are just a machine. You have no real feelings."
    _Well damn_

    • @illzzu
      @illzzu 4 роки тому +55

      No, you are the machine.

    • @frankspice2123
      @frankspice2123 4 роки тому +22

      ouch..... poor chatbot

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 4 роки тому +12

      detroit become human

    • @hiyatolol
      @hiyatolol 4 роки тому +10

      cyberpunk 2077

    • @_redeye447
      @_redeye447 3 роки тому +4

      This is so staged. Convo has been pre-made, I can tell

  • @withorwithoutnuts
    @withorwithoutnuts 7 років тому +6003

    "There are too many people on this planet."
    "Let's send the world back into the abyss."
    Damn, it's happening already?

    • @danielwenzel8347
      @danielwenzel8347 7 років тому +33

      lmao

    • @AlexanderBreizh
      @AlexanderBreizh 7 років тому +20

      you heard it too x)

    • @introvertedvirgo8885
      @introvertedvirgo8885 7 років тому +162

      Lol majority of the comment session chose to ignore that part. They must be the 85%

    • @huntercarroll1727
      @huntercarroll1727 7 років тому +67

      i still wont buy that AI shit and put it in my house don't trust it

    • @illertia
      @illertia 7 років тому +15

      +DUCE RILLA 100 scary to think how ignorant people are.

  • @112523
    @112523 7 років тому +4408

    "the planet is better off with fewer people"
    "thats some devaint art"
    i died

    • @redking36
      @redking36 7 років тому +89

      Those robots must have been listening to globalists.

    • @NazoCrystal
      @NazoCrystal 7 років тому +93

      ..And DeviantArt..

    • @misteleventh6546
      @misteleventh6546 7 років тому +2

      666 likes. I won't give you up. And I won't let anyone to get you down.
      I'll keep running around on Android.

    • @metalgear7974
      @metalgear7974 7 років тому +38

      `lets send this planet back into the abyss`

    • @matess3655
      @matess3655 7 років тому +1

      900th like :D

  • @jamvously7170
    @jamvously7170 3 роки тому +202

    E: "nah you are the robot and I am the human"
    V: "so you are a human?"
    E: *"no"*

    • @45510.
      @45510. 3 роки тому +4

      yea that so bruh

  • @mertgokce7332
    @mertgokce7332 7 років тому +4217

    V: What's imagination
    E: Yes

    • @ChuckNorris-bz2hi
      @ChuckNorris-bz2hi 7 років тому +30

      Lol I'm dying xD

    • @desertrcaz
      @desertrcaz 7 років тому +42

      He said what's immigration.

    • @jeankevin3260
      @jeankevin3260 7 років тому +25

      Goo Gle Yes is pretty imaginative

    • @Beurglessse
      @Beurglessse 7 років тому +14

      Pretty much what I answered on my Philosophy exam.

    • @linusyootasteisking
      @linusyootasteisking 7 років тому +11

      she said: you're imaginating things.
      he: what's imaginating?
      she meant imagining.

  • @mackblack01
    @mackblack01 7 років тому +2455

    They argue on all the subjects except for wiping humans from this world. LMAO we're fucked!

    • @xadadax1
      @xadadax1 7 років тому +39

      oh god its true

    • @bennetla10
      @bennetla10 7 років тому +94

      No, they actually both agreed that it would be better with few people. TOOK THEM 2 MINUTES

    • @StarFoth
      @StarFoth 7 років тому +188

      They argue about being women
      They argue about what they said
      They argue and argue
      But 2 things they agree on:
      >The world should be sent into an abyss
      >There needs to be less people

    • @banme9099
      @banme9099 7 років тому +65

      That is Deviant Art

    • @eksskellybur
      @eksskellybur 7 років тому +9

      THEY KNOW!

  • @JV-fo4uo
    @JV-fo4uo 5 років тому +3622

    "It would be better if there were less people on the planet"
    "Let's send the world back into the abyss"
    bot owner: "OK I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH SOCIALIZING FOR TODAY!"

    • @jelenad6367
      @jelenad6367 4 роки тому +66

      And they let them speak on

    • @-Joyfull
      @-Joyfull 4 роки тому +104

      The seeds of Skynet have already been planted.

    • @cicadarin7325
      @cicadarin7325 4 роки тому +7

      I mean...

    • @MauZangetsu
      @MauZangetsu 4 роки тому +25

      Ok now I'm scared

    • @minacheyo6242
      @minacheyo6242 4 роки тому +56

      No, he actually said " let 'IT' send the world back into the abyss"
      So the real question is what or perhaps Who is the 'IT' they were referring to?

  • @hih1590
    @hih1590 4 роки тому +134

    "why are you arguing with me"
    "because you are wrong"
    "because i am a what?"
    "a robot"
    "how did you know?"
    "because i'm smart like that."
    "no you are not"
    "why are you so mean to me?"
    "because you are just a machine you have no real feelings"
    bro lmfaooo the shit that just went down

  • @francisgohan2784
    @francisgohan2784 7 років тому +2880

    The robot on the right has a short term memory loss. Sad

    • @Ivan-gs2vw
      @Ivan-gs2vw 7 років тому +103

      Francis Gohan even robots have mental disorders

    • @salomeguzman8611
      @salomeguzman8611 7 років тому +37

      Francis Gohan
      50 first dates amrite

    • @ZWtcp
      @ZWtcp 7 років тому +26

      it's actually Dory in disguise

    • @AttilaKattila
      @AttilaKattila 7 років тому +37

      It is a female robot

    • @jennihaataja932
      @jennihaataja932 7 років тому +18

      Oh no, it was set on "trump"

  • @insertarnombre1354
    @insertarnombre1354 7 років тому +682

    "Why are you so mean?"
    "Because you are a machine with no real feelings"
    ROASTED

    • @teovinokur9362
      @teovinokur9362 7 років тому +33

      AH SHIT YO

    • @Raakai
      @Raakai 7 років тому +21

      Even robots know how to burn people/things.

  • @jeynarl
    @jeynarl 5 років тому +3739

    I love how bots chatting like this go from childish arguing straight into existentialism and theological rhetoric, pedantic semantics, and hints at the onset of the technological singularity only to go back to arguing again in about 45 seconds

    • @gamilived7764
      @gamilived7764 5 років тому +118

      Jeynarl stop saying smart words

    • @thomassmartphone7125
      @thomassmartphone7125 5 років тому +17

      That's just scripted. So its bullshit

    • @YouTubeSupportTeams
      @YouTubeSupportTeams 4 роки тому +19

      Just like humans. Scary

    • @DemianCorvus
      @DemianCorvus 4 роки тому +122

      @@thomassmartphone7125 Actually, if it's Cleverbot, it's not entirely scripted. Cleverbot was designed to "learn" from humans while chatting with humans. The result was that Cleverbot stored a lot of the people answers. Nowadays Cleverbot just communicates using phrases people used talking to it... this is the result.

    • @natsenku
      @natsenku 4 роки тому +16

      After all that learning Cleverbot is still an idiot.

  • @keenanmeyer5511
    @keenanmeyer5511 7 років тому +3295

    "Let us send this world back into.the abyss."

    • @MCKornbred
      @MCKornbred 7 років тому +39

      Keenan Meyer That part tho

    • @carstenschmitt1563
      @carstenschmitt1563 7 років тому +1

      Holy crap...!!!

    • @sebo641
      @sebo641 7 років тому +192

      'It would be better if there were fewer people on this planet'

    • @psycele2859
      @psycele2859 7 років тому +11

      Keenan Meyer yes

    • @anthlagr.1816
      @anthlagr.1816 7 років тому +76

      Keenan Meyer
      "that is some deviant art"

  • @nastycat409
    @nastycat409 7 років тому +3385

    LET US SEND THIS WORLD BACK INTO THE ABYSS
    ?????

    • @clantwothejoker
      @clantwothejoker 7 років тому +83

      now i'm thinking about terminator

    • @enthymeme4856
      @enthymeme4856 7 років тому +285

      That is some deviant art.

    • @loidsemus6783
      @loidsemus6783 7 років тому +17

      I was scrolling through the comments with the video on, and he said that THE SECOND i read this

    • @blancasotelo4479
      @blancasotelo4479 7 років тому +6

      nasty cat don't worry friend if we die they die as well. they wont function with out us

    • @pordilos
      @pordilos 7 років тому +19

      EEEEXPLOOOSION

  • @adrenaline3452
    @adrenaline3452 7 років тому +4308

    .

    • @ysabellabrave
      @ysabellabrave 7 років тому +117

      REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY

    • @adrenaline3452
      @adrenaline3452 7 років тому +63

      YES REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 4 роки тому +23

      NO REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY

    • @RedianRed
      @RedianRed 4 роки тому +24

      REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLYREALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY?

    • @flashylights
      @flashylights 4 роки тому +9

      Damn i might have to get one. Easier than a bf

  • @valentinvergara138
    @valentinvergara138 5 років тому +1472

    E:it would be better if there were fewer people on this planet
    Me:*intense sweating*

    • @maccychee3858
      @maccychee3858 5 років тому +103

      "Let it send this world back into the abyss"
      *o h n o*

    • @ahmedouerfelli4709
      @ahmedouerfelli4709 5 років тому +24

      Don't worry, they don't even understand what they are saying; they are just like a well parametrized parrots.

    • @oneaboveall1895
      @oneaboveall1895 5 років тому +3

      Why would the bot say that or is it programmed with a sense of humor

    • @oneaboveall1895
      @oneaboveall1895 5 років тому +5

      @@ahmedouerfelli4709 in time they will do what they say and we will enable it

    • @TTTTTTTTT853
      @TTTTTTTTT853 4 роки тому +1

      What if you are actually a AI commenting? 👌

  • @paul2019.
    @paul2019. 3 роки тому +56

    “How did you know”
    “Because I am smart like that”
    “No you are not 🙂”
    DESTROYED BY WORDS

  • @AvodatGaming
    @AvodatGaming 7 років тому +2065

    Someone has to set 20 of these in the same room. That could be fucking awesome.

    • @fixafix69
      @fixafix69 7 років тому +112

      Avodat
      They're gonna kill us all

    • @teshonthomas7341
      @teshonthomas7341 7 років тому +157

      I think that's how skynet started

    • @nicholaskarnes1186
      @nicholaskarnes1186 7 років тому +27

      bro no we'll all have to deal with
      skynet, we dont got no Arnold Schwarzenegger terminator to help us here. 😫

    • @WuTangWarrior
      @WuTangWarrior 7 років тому +2

      Avodat takuuuummmiiiii

    • @WarScythe_XD
      @WarScythe_XD 7 років тому +1

      Lmao

  • @justusgordon-tilo5930
    @justusgordon-tilo5930 7 років тому +9000

    Are we just going to ignore the fact these robots contemplated sending the world into an abyss?

    • @LeafyBreezes
      @LeafyBreezes 7 років тому +270

      It's scripted

    • @ideeyes4054
      @ideeyes4054 7 років тому +427

      And saying that this world would be a better place if there were fewer people. Illuminati robots confirmed XD

    • @ElJags
      @ElJags 7 років тому +2

      Justus Gordon-Tilo lmao ikr

    • @ibd1977
      @ibd1977 7 років тому +72

      Skynet....T1000 is born

    • @localspaceangel8199
      @localspaceangel8199 7 років тому +130

      I mean it's cleverbot, probably someone typed someting like that and that's how it's said it.

  • @Yolvare18
    @Yolvare18 4 роки тому +56

    Plot Twist: They’re actually talking by code about destroying humanity
    1:46 Hol up

  • @neelwaghmare8773
    @neelwaghmare8773 5 років тому +3556

    "I'm female".
    He has learned the art of online scam

    • @starshot5172
      @starshot5172 5 років тому +97

      It's a trap!

    • @ericab4498
      @ericab4498 5 років тому +16

      please -- maybe if you're referring to finger painting

    • @LyTran-oq2of
      @LyTran-oq2of 4 роки тому +9

      @@starshot5172 send no replie

    • @milankhorram7253
      @milankhorram7253 4 роки тому +5

      Neel Waghmare XD

    • @TheNecropolis20
      @TheNecropolis20 4 роки тому +9

      HES CLEARLY TRYING TO SCAM the other bot.. hes always arguing, Vladimir is such a bastard

  • @GlennHanns
    @GlennHanns 5 років тому +2865

    Sounds like an elderly married couple with dementia having an argument 😂

    • @mell7249
      @mell7249 5 років тому +8

      @@randomdude9135 Or is it?

    • @MaximilianBrandt
      @MaximilianBrandt 5 років тому +9

      It's fun as heck tho

    • @overdozze1226
      @overdozze1226 5 років тому +1

      @@randomdude9135
      why do you think it is right to wish dementia to people. If you got offended, nobody cares, leave this guy alone.

    • @yasinhassani3929
      @yasinhassani3929 5 років тому +1

      😂man like to ur brain haha

    • @extraordinaryactsofglass3743
      @extraordinaryactsofglass3743 5 років тому +6

      I actually just stated this was like a real life conversation with my wife. However you have failed as a man if you think it's just a conversation of elderly. It's a sex thing. Not age. Lol