Juno - Clipe 1
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- Опубліковано 25 жов 2024
- Juno (Juno, 2007)
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Gerta Rauss: Hi. Nice to meet you.
Mac MacGuff: And this, of course, is Juno.
Mark Loring: Like the city in Alaska?
Juno MacGuff: No.
Mark Loring: No? Hon? Shall we sit down and get to know one another?
Vanessa Loring: Oh, I thought I'd get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water, or Orange Juice, or -
Juno: I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. Up.
Mac: She's kidding. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts.
Vanessa: I'll sit down.
Gerta Rauss: So, Juno. First off, how far along are you?
Juno: Im a junior.
Gerta: No, I mean in your pregnancy.
Juno: Oh. Uh, actually my stepmom took me yesterday to the doctor and they said I was twelve weeks.
Vanessa: Oh, that's great, thats marvelous. So youre into your second trimester?
Juno: Yeah, apparently. Im due on May 4th.
Vanessa: Great. My girlfriends tell me that the first couple months are the hardest.
Juno: I didn't notice it at all. Actually, Im more concerned about when they have to put that elastic band, you know?, in the front of my jeans.
Vanessa: I think pregnancy is beautiful.
Juno: Well, youre lucky its not you.
Mark: Lets talk how were gonna do this...thing.
Juno: What do you mean? Don't I just have the thing? Squeeze it on out and hand it over?
Gerta: Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption.
Mac: What, wait. What does that mean?
Gerta: It means theyd send annual updates, photos, let Juno know how the baby is doing as he or she grows up.
Juno: Whoah, no. No no no. I dont want photos or any kind of notification, you know? Cant we just kick this old school? I stick the baby in a basket and send it your way. Like Moses in the reeds.
Mark: Technically, that would be kickin it Old Testament.
Juno: Exactly! Right? Do you know what I mean? Like in the good old days. When it was quick and dirty.
Gerta: Well, then we all agree: a traditional closed adoption would be best for all involved?
Juno: Shit, yes! Just close her on up.
Mark: Obviously, we would compensate you for all your medical expenses.
Vanessa: Are you looking for any other type of compensation?
Mac: Excuse me?
Juno: What, no! No, I don't want to sell the thing, I just. I want... I just want the baby to be with people who are gonna love it and be good parents, you know? Im in high school, dude. Im ill-equipped.
The look on Vanessa’s face when Juno says “you're lucky it’s not you” is so heartbreaking.
Melanie Nelson i know I felt bad lmao
hotel? trivago. Lmao 😆
Pregnancy is never beautiful
Mostly not on humans
Animals however are much better which is why I'm never having kids
@@stratkids I want to have kids eventually, but I agree on the pregnancy part. The thought of creating life is cool, but then again, I remember massaging my older sister's pimply, aching back for months and listened to her various complaints. Pregnancy is real rough and avoiding one is a good reason for going for an adoption imo.
@@buxxi90 it's really not glamorous and sweet like people try to make it out to be
One of my favorite things in this scene is the way Vanessa is laser-focused on what Juno wants. She so badly wants to be a mother herself, that she's willing to sacrifice parts of her own experience, her own happiness, to make that happen. She's willing to have an open adoption, even though it's clear from the relief on her face when Juno strikes that down that Vanessa doesn't want to have an open adoption. And then when they offer "other type of compensation." I love how when Mack is like "Excuse me?" Vanessa acknowledges him, but disregards him -- she's focused on what Juno wants. And you can tell in that moment she understands and respects that Juno is the one making sacrifices here, so it's really up to her and whatever she would want.
It's...it's like a woman respecting another woman. I really dig that.
Yeah, there are flaws in this film but the dynamic between Vanessa and Juno is what makes it great.
This is exactly what I was thinking. You put it into words beautifully.
you explained it so well!
You explained it wonderfully! And even though it’s not an open adoption, I hope that Juno and Vanessa stay close. They’re practically family now
"If you're still in, I'm still in."
When you watch this as a teenager, you just can’t help but love Juno’s badass attitude and find Vanessa’s integrity just boring.
When you grow up, you finally understand how childish Juno was in here, living things way bigger than her age, and how Vanessa was incredibly patient with her.
“this is juno”
“oh like the city in alaska!”
“no”
Hey Catra
I really like how Vanessa's character is asking Juno directly whether she is looking for any kind of other compensation.
Not asking from her father, or from her father and Juno, but directing the question at Juno, treating her as an equal discussion partner, as an adult.
"Are you looking for any other type of compensation?"
"PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!"
You mean Batman?
@@theoddytoddyman No
@@pauldickinson3961 He is best buds w Batman. He probably already has pictures lol. Spider-Man is what he really needs...
It took me a moment
I can not stop laughing at this!
1:09 that's such a realistic moment. Sometimes you don't think about what you say and how it affects someone and Vanessa's face was so sad😞
Ive done this before 🥴 I didn't recognize the weight of it all intil I became an adult
oh no! anyways
I never liked Mark. He always seemed so uninterested. Vanessa was such a sweetheart and deserved better
She wanted a baby he didn't. Not really that far out of left field.
@Batgirl 22 Agreed, though my theory has always been that Mark knew before they got married that he was infertile and never told Vanessa, hoping that they could casually keep "trying" for years and hope that she would just give up on the idea, could discuss adoption in a vague sense, but never truly act on it and let it become a reality, since he didn't want children and never told her how much he didn't.
In other words, a selfish prick.
@@Wawagirl17 That’s some serious head cannon. It is never implicitly stated why they are unable to have a child of their own. To me it seemed like a relationship that already wasn’t doing well because of a major difference of priorities.
@@billdavis7577 At the very mention of Juno saying "You're lucky it's not you" it's pretty clear that Vanessa is hurt by those words. I don't think her outright saying "I can't produce a child because of X, Y, Z" is at all necessary. Things don't have to always be spelled out.
@@aussti3864 Again they don’t go into detail about it. How long they tried before choosing adoption, did they try fertility treatments an get tested to figure out the issue? It’s never explicitly stated, it’s simply implied that they cannot get pregnant.
“I don’t want to sell the thing” 😂
The way she shakes the lawyers hand. 🤣
Lmao
That was Elliot try to come to the surface.
coulda asked for college funds lol
That last line was surprisingly mature
This is one of my most favorite movies.. Ellen Page is adorable I love her so much and I can watch this movie Juno over and over again because Ellen Page looks just like my granddaughter😆😃😊
C Santa Cruz, Ca love your pfp 🤣
@@valerieharos6686 thank you👼😀💐 he's become one of my favorite UA-camrs over the pandemic of the last few months,, and I just watch him every single day.. seen this picture on one of his videos had to screenshot it and save it as my profile picture 🤣🤣💞
@@GalaxyIsADork same here girl. He’s definitely entertaining ... 😶😂
@@valerieharos6686 the video things just got worse is my favorite. I binge watch it 🤣
And the part on I'm gaining weight and don't know why,the handbag part is too much 🤣🤣
aww your granddaughter must be very pretty like Ellen Page. 😊
I love how much Vanessa cares about cleanliness but I can't help but think about how that baby is going to tear up that house lol 😂😂
Ironically, given the 'baby down the river' analogy, Moses' adoption was not closed, as his biological mother was taken on to serve a his nurse
I just wrote a comment like this. I deleted it once I found this.
Dude I'm ill-equipped. Lol.
What does it mean??
Maria Svard she’s not fit to take care of the baby not in a way that a loving family would.
@@ted6607 ohh. Thanks Ted! Nice profile pic by the way hahaha
Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor
Just one of her many genetic gifts
@@monderino I'll...just sit down...
Vanessa's passive-aggressive "encouragement" to have Juno start drinking vitamin water et. al. *SLAP*
I think you're reading too much into the offer.
JENNIFER IS SO GREAT IN THIS PART!!!
damn Juno is so funny
I love Gerta Rauss.
Lol
i think Juno is my favorite character of anything ever
"I'll have a Maker's Mart please. Up."
"No, no I don't wanna sell the thing" Jeez 🤣
Ima junior 🤷♀️😂😂😂
She is basically Ellie lmao.
So Michael was about to father George Michael's offspring in an alternate reality
Ellen Page was good in this
I literally just got why the character is called Juno...after years...
Cause of the roman goddess?
@@snickeridooo5467 yes
When u realize J.jonah Jameson, shadowcat, & Elektra r in the same room
she reminds me Ellie from the last of us
Funny thing, Ellie did actually look like Ellen before Ellen page called it out. Then they re-designed her to look more like Ashley Johnson to avoid legal ramifications. Pretty sure Ellen page was the model for Ellie. Hell, even the name Ellie is not far off from Ellen.
All i see is ellie is that weird?
Dee Lynn Scott SAME
@luna anne She didn't sue them. When asked about it, she said she didn't appreciate them ripping off her likeness, as she was acting in another video game, 'Beyond Two Souls', also released in 2013.
I know I’m such a nobody but I would be flattered. The Last of Us had a certain look they were going for for Ellie and they took inspiration from Page. But again Im a nobody so that’s probably why I don’t see the big deal. 🤷🏽♀️
This movie is a textbook on good communication, and of course no one gives a damn
good azz movie.
Juno looks SO much like Ellie from the Last of Us omg
Juno in real life will be amazing. But then again, I have not seen anyone like her so, hmm
Juno could have gotten TOP dollar from Vanessa.
This is the comment pointing out that you got this in your recommended because of his coming-out.
0:51 mmmmmm yeah jajajajajaaj. Greatness.
Ok... That thumbnail looks like a Last of Us film, where Joel's bald and old and Ellie has just returned from scavenging and got into a brawl or two.
Chillin' with a hair tie,
no makeup with some sweatpants on.
You know I can always be that guy,
You can think about me all night long
But I think you need something to think of me.
Something that will keep you warm
And show we can be more than just this
So baby if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end
Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cuz you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear mine
When you go to sleep at night, When you wake up in the morning
And when you walk the halls girl you know wanna flaunt it
Said this may be the start of something new
Girl I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do is more than just this
So baby if you are not ready for my kiss
Then you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end
Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cuz you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear mine…
and you can wear my, my, my, my sweatshirt
And I don't want you to be cold,
cold, co- co- co- cold
So you can wear my
So you can wear my sweatshirt
And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end
Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cuz you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear my
Sweatshirt
Cuz you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold
So baby wear my
jhancock 44 :’) beautiful x
Why
Wow, that was inspirational. The new (insert a famous person that rights poems) .
@@spencer6874 Hemingway 😔😭
Nick Wilde and Leodore Lionheart in the same room
Never notice before good eye
0:02 she was dragging
1:10 SAVAGE 😂
Not really, she would have to know what she said to make it savage. Just a kid who doesn’t understand the gravity of what she said.
0:47 I thought second trimester starts with week 13...
Jeniffer Garner ♥️
This isn’t very fun to watch as an adult 💔
Why?
Being pregnant was the most beautiful feeling in the world... besides going piss every 5 min, and feeling nauseous..and round ligament pain.
aw
Pat Bateman should have been the husband instead.
Lionheart and nick wilde together
Anna Richard
Who knew she was going to be a lesbian then a man, actually we all knew
Back when Ellen Page was happy. Man, I fucking hate the 2020's.