Yt even flagged one of minecraft's video as "child friendly" when its just a bunch of teens or adults cosplaying as bloodless game characters The comments from that said video is gone from the new bs youtube made
I can imagine a child trying to do the hat thing. “Hey little dude, pets aren’t allowed.” “What pet?” “I see a dog under your baseball cap, don’t lie.” “It’s not a dog.” “Then what is it?” “Uhhh... Brain tumor.”
plot twist- there really isn’t a dog, it’s actually the beginning of a hive mind that would proceed to take over the planet in the following days... you should’ve let him in while you could.
That bunny in 3:22 is actually terrified. 1. You can see the white In his eyes and it's mostly black 2. You're not supposed to carry a bunny only by it's chest. You need to carry from under his feet so his feet are being held from your palm or fingers and you're other hand is under it's chest. I'm speaking via Experience since I owned a bunny for over 2 years. Anyway, thanks for listening to my Ted Talk
@@hankjwimbleton4010 we're right underneath the brim of the amount of humans that this planet can support. Not necessarily standing up for omnicide, but once we go over that 8billion cap then we're just going to die off in the same manner as every other dominant species that came before us.
I don't think this needs to be said but it's the internet so who knows: do NOT bring small animals to movie theaters or in general anywhere unless you have to they don't deal with stress easily and could die or have their life span significantly shortened.
No animals at all, I'm a fucking human and even I get chest tightenings and booming headaches from fucking sitting there, animals hear way better than us so its no question they should never step food in a theatre
Airport security: We’re going to have to search your large metal brief case. Family: This briefcase is my lifestyle yoYoYoYoYo! *proceeds to get shot 37 times*
Funny enough, they also have a video on sneaking food through airport security. It’s not like anyone could actually try to do that with prohibited or dangerous substances... It’s a good thing that their tips are so bad, or they could be causing some serious issues.
@@cdubs1237 do u know Detroit: Become Human? There is a character in that game named Connor and he did something funny and it became a meme so I’m using that meme here as a joke.
Yeah, you’re right about that and the last time the internet “took care” of someone, well let’s just say that this particular person’s mother did not understand what would happen to her daughter and her self. If you know, you know what I am saying😟
it’s like being at the airport and the security guard is like, “Why do you need that duffel bag?” and you just go “ ThIs DuFfEl BaG iS mY LiFe YoYoyO!” And the guards like “understandable have a nice day”
@@redactedz6146 😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬!🎓💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !
Requirements to be a modern parent: - Give youngest kid phone - Torture older kid for no damn reason - Feed youngest kid - Complain "parenting is hard" on Facebook Edit: Fixed a grammar error
Guard: “Why do you have a gun” Me: “This guns my lifestyle yoyo” Guard: “Welcome, walk right in” News: “Today 18 people were shot in the movie theater”
I just imagine kids going around pretending they're pregnant and their parents gets immediately detained because some concerned passer-by called the cops
Officer: why is your child running around acting pregnant? Parents: he what? Kid: mommy I saw it on troom troom! Officer parent and everyone in the room: what? What the f-
They have channels in different languages and it's even worse there (at least the German one I can talk about) cause the texts sound even more poorly written due to the mediocre translation and the narrator's excitement is overall just so fake aaaah
😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬!🎓💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) ! ! ! !
This man: Doesn’t have a crazy intro Doesn’t have an outro with “other videos” or his channel link Typically doesn’t have anything in his description Literally makes whatever video comes to his mind His videos literally follow the same format as an actual thought or idea. The real king of UA-cam
And has really funny jokes and doesn't say 'MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND HIT THE BELL TO TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS' your right he is the king of UA-cam not subscriber wise but content wise
my question is, why does that magician girl have a gorilla grip on that poor rabbit? her hand is like fully closed around it and its eyes are like popping out of its head. poor thing....
yea, you do not hold a rabbit like that, nor any other animal. Really inappropriate. Sadly people can not even tell them since videos directed to kids do not allow commenting.
I have 6 younger siblings. What you're saying is disturbingly true. My youngest brother is fully autistic and I'll walk by and he's on this iPad watching garbage like this, videos with 60% like ratios, and my youngest sister couldn't even pull her face from her phone during our own mother's funeral a few months ago. They're writing it off as if kids are too stupid to know any better, not realizing they're the ones making them stupid. They're just uneducated and _this_ is their education.
@M B depends how young. If they’re a toddler than it could be that they don’t comprehend what has actually happened. This happened in my family where my grandfather died and my youngest cousin didn’t realise what had actually happened until later
Your name and “mass murder” concerns me You have to understand you’re not the only golden boy on UA-cam who’s expressed this You’ve expressed it less out of the various golden boys I’m aware of, so that’s something
There actually are security guards at my local movie theatre's that check tickets and check your backpack and stuff for anything you arent supposed to have. I live in Australia though
@@erwins_arm You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being.
I can actively feel my anxiety levels rising when the actual Troom Troom clips start playing for fear of embarrassment, and my IQ decreasing as the clips commit genocide on my brain cells.
fr everything about troom troom is the weirdest shit. if someone were to play a troom troom video within earshot of me i would cook whatever device they're on in an easy bake oven.
@@adamkollar2207 my brain cells depleting five thousand times faster than they already do because of the massive and unbearable amount of cringe produced by the first twenty seconds of a troom troom clip
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When I was a toddler, I was watching actual good kids shows like Little Eeinsteins, Veggietales, to name a few. But it's sad that toddlers NOW have to watch this....creation.
This is why I'm not giving my kids (if I ever have kids) a tablet or phone, I'm just going to get streaming services with kids shows instead, I used to watch teletubbies, Thomas, Barney, pocoyo. You know the best kids shows you could find in the 1990 to 2000, imo those are the best years of kids shows. I'm not letting UA-cam or UA-cam kids rot my childs brain with those really shitty nursery rhymes or toy role play. Like yes phones and tablets are the best thing that is part of our future now, but fuck I didn't get my own phone till I was 16 so my kids will be the same. And videogame wise from time to time honestly. But yeah it's easy to exploit kids these days and I can't imagine in the future for whenever I have kids.
Agreed, I remember seeing on the tv the series Code Lyoko, that cartoon was amazing and now children have to see this bullshit content Everytime I think about it... i just cant help but feel horrible about kids seeing this kind of stuff
@@fbiagent5616 YOU'RE GOING TO THE SLAMMER FOR IMPERSONATING THE FBI what kind of ego do you have to impersonate an fbi agent after charlie says it's not allowed
😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬!🎓💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) ! !
"No movie theatre is like this". Well then here is a pro-tip: don't get a time machine and visit a New Zealand picture theatre in the 90s. There was always a check point where they would harass you like the Gestapo to stop you from bringing in food and drinks from outside the cinema. They would even come in and shine torches down the aisles to check on you while the trailers ran, got to make people buy the food at the kiosk that is 5x the normal price somehow.
Yaaaah! It was like that in the UK until the early 2010s! Looking in bags and coats but the only thing they would stop you bringing in is hot food! Oh kittens and hamsters! Everyone was seeking in their class pets...🙃😑
@@elontusk8018 In cities where different theater chains have to compete with each other, they've stopped doing that in recent years - as it turns out, harassing your patrons causes bad word-of-mouth to spread. I have personally seen floor managers offering free tickets to angry customers to stop them from making a scene at the concessions area.
okay, so the duck one, where the women pretended to be pregnant. Wouldn't the ducks make noise? or am I just dumb? but consider it, they wouldn't be as quiet as a bunny or something else. Wouldn't they quack once or maybe just make a noise?? so, regardless of the way you put it..this "hack" or whatever it is, is almost impossible to succeeded.
Because that's what Troom Troom is... Because they think Kids are Dumb and they would follow this s#*t, 'cause children are easy to deceive with their wholesome trashy content.
So posing as an FBI agent and walking into a movie screening with your dog for free and casting literal magic that turns your cats into real women is within the realm of possibility?
Side note, UA-cam wants to be very “kid/family friendly” when on the App Store it says for 17+
Funny enough you can’t make a YT acc unless you’re 13+
Thought YT kids existed for a reason but here we are
@@mello_639 I think you can make an account for your kids. Or browse with no account.
@@kaitlynisnotreal you can browse with no account and typing the letter x more than once can be scaring for 8 year old
Yt even flagged one of minecraft's video as "child friendly" when its just a bunch of teens or adults cosplaying as bloodless game characters
The comments from that said video is gone from the new bs youtube made
Mhm. You have to be 13+ I believe to make an account. I'm Ten.
“Impersonating an officer will put you in jail”
7 year old me on Halloween: intense sweating
lmao
lmao
lmao
lmao
oh so you admit it?
“This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
*cringes into a new universe*
😂😂
That part screams 2017
Boomers making jokes be like: this hat is my life yo yo yo
Troom Troom: into the Cringe-verse
*everyone in line starts jamming at the same time *
“Give me your license”
**pulls out fake license**
“This license is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
“Understandable have a good day”
@Till Tindemann same
@Till Tindemann you have a good one too, friend
Nice pfp
@@noeltimothymkolondam7512 ah rammstein?
"sir is that cocaine?!"
(mumbling) "tHiS cRaCk Is My LiFeStYLE yo yo yo"
"welcome to the airport"
@Carlos ? thank you sherlock
@Carlos ? wasn’t expecting that answer but that’s ok
"Is that a bomb!?"
"Huh, no of course not."
"Welcome to the plane air."
@@Ultrakilltree "This bomb is my deathstyle, yo yo yo"
Only works if you’re white, or black and rich
I can imagine a child trying to do the hat thing.
“Hey little dude, pets aren’t allowed.”
“What pet?”
“I see a dog under your baseball cap, don’t lie.”
“It’s not a dog.”
“Then what is it?”
“Uhhh... Brain tumor.”
ua-cam.com/video/Yt2trEX14dU/v-deo.html
It's the kid's small siamese twin.
plot twist- there really isn’t a dog, it’s actually the beginning of a hive mind that would proceed to take over the planet in the following days... you should’ve let him in while you could.
@@crystaleunoia3974 hence the tumor
@@VagueNaming outsourced mind
A wise man once said: "Children are like viewbots"
Yes
Especially the Cocomelon 1Billy
True
Very wise
A wise Jedi once said nothing happens by accident
Cross out "like"
"This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo"
Sir, this is a funeral we need you to pay respect
That would explain why comedy is dead for Troom Troom 💀
This death is my lifestyle yo yo yo
@@faze_tallboiman7056 this funeral is my life yo yo yo
@@carmacharmella27 this funeral is my life yo yo yo
@@carmacharmella27 your loss is our life sauce
“This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
Proceeds to get shot 134 times.
that wouldve been a godsend
@@ineedtherapy8339 yes
/r/cursed comments
Obamid
1 + 3 = 4
44
WAIT MISTA NO-
"Troom Troom is horrible"
That's not really an opinion, that's more of a fact.
It is a statement. Both opinions and facts are statements.
@@alexanderchippel yeah I'm dumb, I changed the word statement to opinion because you're correct.
“The bar is kind of low for genius, don’t you think?” - Daniel “Danny” Avidan
Lalhs D a n
Its in the bible
“This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
*gets killed by a drive-by*
that would be a godsend
Uncle Ben....
UNCLE BEN UNCLE BENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I forget with great power comes great what?
@@bigbaconbot great moisture
That bunny in 3:22 is actually terrified.
1. You can see the white In his eyes and it's mostly black
2. You're not supposed to carry a bunny only by it's chest. You need to carry from under his feet so his feet are being held from your palm or fingers and you're other hand is under it's chest.
I'm speaking via Experience since I owned a bunny for over 2 years.
Anyway, thanks for listening to my Ted Talk
Poor bunny is mistreated
Can we report Troom Troom for animal cruelty too then?
Not even surprised that they couldnt even bother to treat animals correctly
I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty.
@@TehGrmB33p3ru can excuse racism?
"This hat is my lifestyle yo, yo, yo."
*my last braincell just killed itself*
sepuku?
WHY IS THIS COMMENT HILARIOUS
hi again hi again
@@xhocs JACK STAUBER FANS💕
You should have said “my last brain cell just killed itself YO YO YO
“I don’t have a hamster but I’ll be smuggling 3 pounds of cocaine in here”
*WHEEZE*
W H È Ė Z Ĕ
W H E E Z E 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌💯💯💯
Breking bard
@@Scazoid Jesse, we need to sneak cocaine to the movie theater.
"yO yo yO tHiS hAt iS mY liFeSTyLe" - Shakespeare, probably
That sentence sounds like a non social person trying to sound cool when she said it
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"This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo."
*Sometimes there’s always a good reason of why humans should go extinct.*
Not extinct but like... Natural selection or some shit like that
covid is natural selection. only those smart enough to wear a mask will survive.
*Milošević, Mladić, Karadzić, Praljak, Raznatovič and even Hitler agreed*
Ah yes, omnicide, my favourite pastime
@@hankjwimbleton4010 we're right underneath the brim of the amount of humans that this planet can support. Not necessarily standing up for omnicide, but once we go over that 8billion cap then we're just going to die off in the same manner as every other dominant species that came before us.
the girl who pulled the bunny out of her hat looks like shes held hostage
ikr and she was also literally sqeezing the bunny really hard
@@Aplixon my question tho is it really ty "The Goat"
the talking walker keegster no i am cat
@@Aplixon i felt so bad for that poor bunny, it looked so uncomfortable
Shes not holding it right as a person with a rabbit i can be sure of that
Ah, Troom Troom’s “18 Ways to Sneak Pets into Movies”. Some of the finest cinematic works of this century.
@@DetectiveLevi no oscars will not award this masterpiece, HYPOCRITES.
Food*
That's one mighty bulge sir, please come right in, little do they know its actually my pet snapping turtle
"This hat is my lifestyle yoyoyo"
*Gets erased from the timeline*
erased twice
@@erronn. erasead three times
KING CRIMSON
Holy shit
You pfp is just so...
God its too holy
@@thomasschweitzer9081 nope, Thanos snapped from reality itself
I don't think this needs to be said but it's the internet so who knows:
do NOT bring small animals to movie theaters or in general anywhere unless you have to they don't deal with stress easily and could die or have their life span significantly shortened.
No animals at all, I'm a fucking human and even I get chest tightenings and booming headaches from fucking sitting there, animals hear way better than us so its no question they should never step food in a theatre
Troom troom acts be like:
" Is this drugs?"
"No it's White salt"
*"Understandable have a nice day"*
😂😂😂 underrated comment
Guard: Why do you have a bomb?
Me: This bomb is my life style yo yo yo
Guard: Understandable, have a great day
Yep " white salt" you mean salt? No white salt
@@rokith5139 its white salt, white salt is salt but white. itsw epic
ua-cam.com/video/Yt2trEX14dU/v-deo.html
Troom Troom?... can't be that bad, ri-
"This hat is my lifestyle, yo"
...I take it back.
It's like watching a Facebook mom try to rap
@@kagakomi6677 LMFAO
What a terrible day to have ears
LOL
Its appear on trending its fking bad
Replace “movie theatre” with “Airplane” and this skit becomes 50% less dumber
And 50% more likely to get my flight delayed
As soon as the pilot will hear the yo yo yo they crash the plane just to kill that person
@@jekaterinametluka5717 understandable actually
@Niharika Tripathi And replace hiding with injecting
This turban is my lifestyle. Yallah ahmad
Airport security: We’re going to have to search your large metal brief case.
Family: This briefcase is my lifestyle yoYoYoYoYo! *proceeds to get shot 37 times*
Funny enough, they also have a video on sneaking food through airport security. It’s not like anyone could actually try to do that with prohibited or dangerous substances...
It’s a good thing that their tips are so bad, or they could be causing some serious issues.
37, damn, the guy reloaded and kept going.
@@Appreciation-Community or maybe it's a firing squad..?
@@johnvencentsulit they pulled out the ar-15s for more accurate shots.
LMAOO I-
No joke can we appreciate how Charlie actually is worried about these kids
Rep+
Rep+
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@Yawshi 👎
Rep+
“ This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo ”
Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS.
*yo yo yo’s more cautiously*
I don't understand your humor sir dear sir
My name is Connor...
@@cdubs1237 do u know Detroit: Become Human? There is a character in that game named Connor and he did something funny and it became a meme so I’m using that meme here as a joke.
@@the1sttaco822 sorry my friend I’m not familiar with it, but thanks.
"Parents no longer feel like raising their kids , the leave this responsibility on the internet..."
No truer words have been said
Yeah, you’re right about that and the last time the internet “took care” of someone, well let’s just say that this particular person’s mother did not understand what would happen to her daughter and her self. If you know, you know what I am saying😟
@@cristinamariabritodeolivei5991I don't, explain please
Tsk, that security guard didn't even ultrasound scan that pregnant women
Absolute rookie
it’s like being at the airport and the security guard is like, “Why do you need that duffel bag?” and you just go “ ThIs DuFfEl BaG iS mY LiFe YoYoyO!” And the guards like “understandable have a nice day”
Time to smuggle those pounds of meth and cocaine to Mexico now
@@redactedz6146 😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬!🎓💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !
Jesus Christ Made Weed what the hell
Jesus made weed and fabe it to you
I can spell
requirements of being a modern parent:
-have an ipad
-give food
-complain in facebook
Requirements to be a modern parent:
- Give youngest kid phone
- Torture older kid for no damn reason
- Feed youngest kid
- Complain "parenting is hard" on Facebook
Edit: Fixed a grammar error
“What happens when they’re 18?”
Kick them out, act like you’ve prepared them for 20 years.
You forgot the step
-complain about how kids don't go outside
Yea people gotta stop having kids to fuel there ego
@Keith Random Studio! Oh I was just taking stereotypes
"sir is that condom?"
"This condom is my lifestyle yo yo yo"
"Welcome to the daycare"
🤨📸📸📸
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
“I know what we’re gonna do today!”
@@ethan_exists398actually disgusting
@@ethan_exists398wtf
“This hat is my lifestyle yoyoyo”
- kicked out and ran over by a semi Truck
even the nuke wont be enough
@@AR-Rehman98 thow her onto a blackhole
Then got isekai
Truck kun is at work again I guess
If only...
Guard: “Why do you have a gun”
Me: “This guns my lifestyle yoyo”
Guard: “Welcome, walk right in”
News: “Today 18 people were shot in the movie theater”
Genius
Works every time!
cinemas hate him see how he can get free tickets every time
" weapons are a part of my religion"
@Rafi Dwiputra Daniswara hang on im busy.. keep running out of hydrochloric acid
I just imagine kids going around pretending they're pregnant and their parents gets immediately detained because some concerned passer-by called the cops
Ÿëäh someone has done this
I would be concerned
Officer: why is your child running around acting pregnant?
Parents: he what?
Kid: mommy I saw it on troom troom!
Officer parent and everyone in the room: what? What the f-
Yeah that's fucking messed up
your loss is our sauce
- some random fellow on the clinic
The reason you don't see the same actors twice is because they are being held hostage and shot after they outlive their usefulness
The female narrator’s voice is enough to drive anybody insane
Facts
It drove Jay Exci insane.
It makes me Bipolar
They have channels in different languages and it's even worse there (at least the German one I can talk about) cause the texts sound even more poorly written due to the mediocre translation and the narrator's excitement is overall just so fake aaaah
LOL
The people that say "this is just for kids, why you're getting upset?" Don't get that kids deserve better
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@@michaeljackson8390 could you not?
cappuccino terrorista it’s a bot and I don’t understand it
@@Cap_ta ik its so canc**
No offense to people whove been diagnosed because she's still a disgrace. The person who's spamming with emojis
@@michaeljackson8390 is this a copypasta tf?
"This hat is my lifestyle, yo yo yo"
*Proceeds to commit several warcrimes*
In Baghdad?
@@Thatraiderswagkid in Czechoslovakia or USSR and maybe in the congo
@@MarioSantos-zx4bj nah its at somalia
@@Thatraiderswagkid I like doing them in Croatia but do whatever you want!
Real niggas do it in Iraq
“Parents no longer feel like raising their own kids” damn this man is preaching
the worst part is, that the pets will absolutely shit a hole through the chair in like 10 minutes
We talking about the catgirls? Cats have absolutely disgusting farts.
@@5H4NKTH35HARK well they did say pet so I don't think they're talking about catgirls
They could be talking about the cat girls. 😏
JSKJSJsKS WHY DID I LAUGh at tHis
@@extronautt because dirty minds find this crap funny
I'm surprised Charlie didn't notice the Mummy poster
I’ve never seen a verified comment with less than 5 likes lol
-edit now has 1.3k likes
@@poisonpsa6041 brah that dont really matter if the audience of the youtuber isn't your audience.........
Oh Hi Digby
Are you ever gonna make fun of things again?
DigbyTheGoat yo Digby when’s the next video
This entire comment section is just “troom troom is horrible” at this point.
Troom Troom Is Horrible
I mean... my life was just a tiny bit happier not knowing it existed.
Always has been
nah the entire comment section is “troom troom bad” “(insert obvious thing)”
“This hat is my lifestyle yo yo”
Jesus didn’t die for this
actually there's 3 "yo"s
“Yo, this hat is my lifestyle yo,yo,yo”
*godzilla had a stroke watching this and fucking died*
ah, so thats how kong will win?
ua-cam.com/video/Yt2trEX14dU/v-deo.html
godzilla should be a magician
godzilla should be a magician
@An Alien From Area 51 nah u just comment a thing that weeb only know
You know you messed up when even Jesus himself disapproves of your existence
AYYY HE'S BACK
yes i got second reply on a justin y comment B)
The Return
Return of the king
i-
“Troom Troom is horrible”
“UA-cam comments aren’t original”
yeah
yeah
yeah
@Joel Williams it'll be cooler if they did though
@@chewygami8781 you're not wrong
"This hat is my lifestyle yoyoyo"
**immediatly jumps off building**
Bro really thought he was sunny
This man:
Doesn’t have a crazy intro
Doesn’t have an outro with “other videos” or his channel link
Typically doesn’t have anything in his description
Literally makes whatever video comes to his mind
His videos literally follow the same format as an actual thought or idea. The real king of UA-cam
And has really funny jokes and doesn't say 'MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND HIT THE BELL TO TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS' your right he is the king of UA-cam not subscriber wise but content wise
Also no ads
LOOK AT GRAPH
He doesn't fit in a "smash the like button" in a joke
also doesnt rely on "crazy editing" to be funny
"Sir, why did you bring a spoon"
"This spoon is my lifestyle yoyo"
"Welcome to the abortion clinic"
😂 I died
You're loss is our sauce
-jameskii
Well that took a massive turn
The spoon is the abortion
I used to eat gummy bears in my childhood with a spoon
my question is, why does that magician girl have a gorilla grip on that poor rabbit? her hand is like fully closed around it and its eyes are like popping out of its head. poor thing....
ikr like wtf 😡
Ikr it looks terrified
Poor baby
yea, you do not hold a rabbit like that, nor any other animal. Really inappropriate. Sadly people can not even tell them since videos directed to kids do not allow commenting.
@@Tropicanine the entire vid was made with meth and crack back in the mid 90s
"Sir we have found cocain in you're bad"
"YOYO this cocain is my life style"
"welcome to the theater"
took me a minute to understand your sentences
"Troom Troom Is Horrible"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
There From Ukraine Right?
Replace the "Africa" With Ukraine
Kids: we can prevent this
@@evanroldan9566 not a good time to mention ukraine
@@elizabethflores7776 bruh
@@elizabethflores7776 not necessary to mention ukraine in every negative thing
“Troom Troom is horrible.”
“This comment section is full of people using the same format over and over”
My name is Irrelevant kii pop p
@My name is Irrelevant so did troom troom by that standard. You are just as bad as that channel
Duck Meat except for that fact that he didn’t abuse the fact that modern day parents don’t like to raise their kids, and use children like viewbots.
Including you tho
This deserves more likes.
I have 6 younger siblings. What you're saying is disturbingly true. My youngest brother is fully autistic and I'll walk by and he's on this iPad watching garbage like this, videos with 60% like ratios, and my youngest sister couldn't even pull her face from her phone during our own mother's funeral a few months ago. They're writing it off as if kids are too stupid to know any better, not realizing they're the ones making them stupid. They're just uneducated and _this_ is their education.
@M B depends how young. If they’re a toddler than it could be that they don’t comprehend what has actually happened. This happened in my family where my grandfather died and my youngest cousin didn’t realise what had actually happened until later
@@dontreadmydescription4473 ok, I won't
@@dontreadmydescription4473 did you insert the wrong copy paste, what is that “eo” at the end
@Yes No ya see, sometimes if ya spam alot, youtube blocks ur comment and ya have to find a loophole.
@@dontreadmydescription4473 that comment made me really sad to read. You are rather pathetic. I hope you’re at least aware.
“Troom Troom is horrible”
“Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes”
SaucyyUzii *I pooped my pants*
@@ILikeBirds ZULUL, eat it
I Like Birds may I consume?
SaucyyUzii *yes*
Jesus Christ um
"Troom Troom is horrible"
*"Every 60 seconds in Africa 1 minute passes"*
no it doesn't
@@amor7886 realleh
Elmo dies in a gang related shooting
How fukkin true
@@BobBob-gc8vp WHAT THE HELL BRO
“This hat is my style yoyoyo!”
*Drains sanity to 0% and goes on a mass murder killing spree.*
*Meathook plays in the distance*
@@switchblade6 XDD
DONT READ MY DESCRIPTION! eo
Your name and “mass murder” concerns me
You have to understand you’re not the only golden boy on UA-cam who’s expressed this
You’ve expressed it less out of the various golden boys I’m aware of, so that’s something
@@Lucifersfursona what? I have no idea what the hell your talking about. this is a joke... what do you mean?
There actually are security guards at my local movie theatre's that check tickets and check your backpack and stuff for anything you arent supposed to have. I live in Australia though
Tf kinda name is "troom troom" sounds like a book about trains
Exactly my thought
Exactly my train of thought
@@bluestoxic I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
Toontown
It means treasure room in some games
I was thinking “why wouldn’t you be allowed to bring in a guide dog if you were blind?” then I realised.
MasterCarrot438
MasterCarrot438
MasterCarrot438
MasterCarrot438
MasterCarrot438
3 year old toddler: I wanna be a police officer for Halloween.
The cops: GO! GO! GO! PUT EM' IN THE SLAMMER!!!
The real cops: TASER TASER!
Oh wait...
@@russianacorns8080 WE HAVE TO USE THE GUN
Id like to think the hamster hat would be like that medieval torture treatment where they lock the rats on your chest and they gnaw their way in
They put the cage into fire so that the rat is forced to eat through the person to avoid being burned alive. Also iirc they starve the rats.
Guard: “Why do you have a gun?”
Me: “This gun is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
Guard: “Understandable, have a great day”
That normal for America
*cough stolen comment
I was brushing my teeth and started laughing almost choked
@@trashboat4216 you're right
😂😂😂
"Troom Troom is horrible"
"People move when they walk"
@xOr Its not copying if your catching on a trend in the comment section. r/whoosh
quit crying about comment "originality" and also you used "wooosh" wrong.
@@varik4363 No need to get all mad. :l
Andrew Orr i didnt get all mad but im not gonna sit here and argue so whatever
@@varik4363 ok :)
“Troom troom is horrible”
“This joke is overused”
God finally someone said it.
Annoying ass comments lmao
facts cant be overused
@@erwins_arm You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being. You're a human being.
Bruh i see this comment everywhere
@@erwins_arm the odds of you existing is probably one of the lowest posibility
The majority of Charlie’s humor comes from his deadpan delivery of jokes and I absolutely adore it
Imagine going to the movies and the guy next to just whispers into your ear, "you wanna pet my hamster?"
first time a youtube comment made me genuinely laugh
To be dead honest, I would pet it.
plot twist: he pulls the hamster out of his ass
Then he starts doing pushups 😳
@@thedankesthuman2313 I'm glad 😁
The narrator sounds like she's at gunpoint the whole time.
more like forced to do it to get her next heroin shot
@@A_Toastonawhiteplate Yeah gunpoint would have much better acting. Yhis is my new headcanon that troomtroom pays in heroin. May she find piece. 👩🎨
I can actively feel my anxiety levels rising when the actual Troom Troom clips start playing for fear of embarrassment, and my IQ decreasing as the clips commit genocide on my brain cells.
Stg my sisters bout to have this shit blocked from they iPod omm
fr everything about troom troom is the weirdest shit. if someone were to play a troom troom video within earshot of me i would cook whatever device they're on in an easy bake oven.
yes.
the brain cell cleansing
@@adamkollar2207 my brain cells depleting five thousand times faster than they already do because of the massive and unbearable amount of cringe produced by the first twenty seconds of a troom troom clip
Poor bunny. It was extremely terrified :(
"Not like you're going to a funeral, you're seeing a Marvel movie."
With End Game you can do both
Bro...
Definition of “kill two birds with one stone”
(Remembers Tony Stark’s death)
**sniff sniff**
Blackpanther doesn't die in the movie but he dies irl
@@NirYuZy lol
This is the most terrified bunny I've ever seen.
Right? That's 100% NOT how you're supposed to hold one...
its a guinea pig
@@ImFadeBoy Oh... you are right. That's somehow even worse.
@@БогданГоранов-п9х yup damn even these cancers got their animals wrong
Yeah, I'm no expert, and I'm pretty sure it's not even a rabbit, but that's a terrified-looking animal.
Troom Troom sounds like the noise a Pokemon makes.
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Troom Troom use sneak attack!
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VegCeps stfu
3:41 I own a rabbit and this is one of the shittiest way to pick up one. Seriously, it’s like holding a dog by it’s leg.
"kids content sucks"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by"
Hmm yes, the floor is made out floor
I feel like you looked at Justin Y’s comment and just did a spin-off
@@toomanyeyesjoe1438 you know it but, in my defense everyone's doing it
was our content this bad when we were kids or do people just not try anymore
Random Promises both
"In the future comedy will be randomly generated" - Veggie Tales
weed eater
Haha look I did the meme laugh
@@ammagon4519 enough playing lad, get back on the point
coughcoughentertainment*coughcough
This is so damn overused
They aren’t even talking and why do they dress like the people in my school textbooks
Yeah especially the back, sure a lot of sketch here
*THEY ARE THE PEOPLE IN SCHOOL TEXTBOOKS*
It's very annoying that their mouths do not even move. Plus, it's the same voice over and over.
Now that you mention it, they kinda do
@@Lana-Jae pretty sad innit
Charlie's innate ability to not cringe or laugh at the first one has me in awe.
"Sir please you can't bring 6 canisters of cyanide gas into an orphanage"
"It's my lifestyle yo yo yo"
"Understandable have a great day"
"This hat is my lifestyle, yo yo yo!"
Proceeds to kill everyone at the theatre.
That took a sudden turn
For the better
Allah Kabar
"Whoa! Not bad! Come in!"
😂😂
6:45
Guard: "no pets in the movie theatre"
Girl: "fine. Abra cadabra" **pulls out gun** " We're going in"
Your like Are TASK FORCE 141
The girl is definitely American
"Fine. AVADA KEDAVRA-"
Can’t lengardiam leviosa your way out of this one for wanting fucking live cats in a movie theatre 💀
“Troom Troom is horrible”
In other news, the sky is blue
no its clearly pink smh
ya guys sure it's not red?
No its purple
Its been so long
Tf it's red?!?!
4:43 Ellen punching the air rn💀
“Troom Troom is horrible”
“Troom Troom is horrible”
yes
Bump
yes.
affirmative
awesome moment
When I was a toddler, I was watching actual good kids shows like Little Eeinsteins, Veggietales, to name a few. But it's sad that toddlers NOW have to watch this....creation.
You mean abomination. I even see my 10 year old sister to watch troom troom as well. The truth hurts.
@@stidiot pls tell me you aren't actually ten years old and watching Charlie's videos
This is why I'm not giving my kids (if I ever have kids) a tablet or phone, I'm just going to get streaming services with kids shows instead, I used to watch teletubbies, Thomas, Barney, pocoyo. You know the best kids shows you could find in the 1990 to 2000, imo those are the best years of kids shows. I'm not letting UA-cam or UA-cam kids rot my childs brain with those really shitty nursery rhymes or toy role play. Like yes phones and tablets are the best thing that is part of our future now, but fuck I didn't get my own phone till I was 16 so my kids will be the same. And videogame wise from time to time honestly. But yeah it's easy to exploit kids these days and I can't imagine in the future for whenever I have kids.
Agreed, I remember seeing on the tv the series Code Lyoko, that cartoon was amazing
and now children have to see this bullshit content
Everytime I think about it... i just cant help but feel horrible about kids seeing this kind of stuff
Don't you mean this demonic monstrosity that is Troom Troom?
"This Hat's my lifestyle yo yo yo"
*i have never wanted to kill a child this badly in my entire life*
*pulls out and hands a wand to BreeStake and note that says the spell, "avada kedavra" .* Do it do what must be done
*”FBI OPEN UP”*
@@fbiagent5616 YOU'RE GOING TO THE SLAMMER FOR IMPERSONATING THE FBI what kind of ego do you have to impersonate an fbi agent after charlie says it's not allowed
@@_glint finally someone says the word
@@_glint wtf
Some PBS Kids shows like Arthur, Mr. Rogers, even Martha Speaks and Word Girl, are actually entertaining.
"Troom Troom is horrible"
Internet-Jesus has spoken!
What
Who’s this dumb guy? Your the dumb guy.
@@Aplixon nice one got me real good
@The main cause of warps in all of reality I got nothing he got me real good man
@@xukoe-0239 he rocked your shit bro
"Troom Troom Is Horrible
"
"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see"
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Sometimes? 😂
@@michaeljackson8390 this is some Weird Stuff Man
@@FFraciSS dumb*
@@awhopper3241 I'm too blinded by the Emojis
Cr1tikal : "why would you ever need to sneak a pet in a movie theater"
For a good and tasty snack obvisally
Boi ua-cam.com/video/b-VK5JDHfpg/v-deo.html
*China wants to know your location*
Kevin Collie
You misspelled “bot”.
I guess McLarens can’t spell
Is it another stupid self promoter?
You don't trick people into clicking your links, you have to make them interested.
2:10 literally in every single australian theatre, scanning, questioning, it’s really secure.
Henlo comrade
"this hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo"
*Gets executed in North Korea
"No movie theatre is like this". Well then here is a pro-tip: don't get a time machine and visit a New Zealand picture theatre in the 90s. There was always a check point where they would harass you like the Gestapo to stop you from bringing in food and drinks from outside the cinema. They would even come in and shine torches down the aisles to check on you while the trailers ran, got to make people buy the food at the kiosk that is 5x the normal price somehow.
That’s every movie theatre in the U.S and its been that way right up until COVID. Obviously no movie theater wants you to bring food in.
Yaaaah! It was like that in the UK until the early 2010s! Looking in bags and coats but the only thing they would stop you bringing in is hot food! Oh kittens and hamsters! Everyone was seeking in their class pets...🙃😑
@@elontusk8018 In cities where different theater chains have to compete with each other, they've stopped doing that in recent years - as it turns out, harassing your patrons causes bad word-of-mouth to spread. I have personally seen floor managers offering free tickets to angry customers to stop them from making a scene at the concessions area.
God forbid if you don't spend money you'd spend on breakfast for next month for smallest bucket of popcorn in the world .
Idk what charlie is talkimg about i remeber going to movies as a teen and preteen and yes, they do check the tickets lols
3:26 that poor bunny is being held by its STOMACH in ONE HAND. You could see the pain in the poor things eyes. This is animal cruelty right here.
“Troom Troom is horrible”
“There is an immortal jellyfish”
Justin Y.
@@jolly3257 s h u t
I love your profile picture and want one of those.
@@Mothbean I have one! They're super soft, and their little lamp glows in the dark. 10/10, would recommend
@@lexsombersunrise Where can I acquire this mystical plushie
Children: Exist
UA-camrs: Free money
I'm the 69th liker of this comment.
@@GreenBoy9000 hahaha i made it 70 lmao
@@hughjanus4482 It's back to 69 now! 😈
@@GreenBoy9000 This is my alternate account and I’ve made it 70 hahahaha
You have no power here, I am the DEVIL
@@virgin1792 REEEEEEEEEE
troom troom has an IQ of lukewarm water and one ice cube
"Troom troom is horrible"
"Use this format to show how obvious the statement is"
Reasons:
Clickbait thumbnails
Scenarios that don't make sense
Useless hacks
If I missed just reply
@@mintiistrqwberri5483 Acting is bad
@@mintiistrqwberri5483 The Fucking Narrator
@@brynjig7275 the narrator sounds like she sucked on helium before narrating it
Homeless Jesus has a point.
I'm laughing rn 😐
@@etdt793 k
@@etdt793 same
Bro you didnt even watched it
So original
okay, so the duck one, where the women pretended to be pregnant. Wouldn't the ducks make noise? or am I just dumb? but consider it, they wouldn't be as quiet as a bunny or something else. Wouldn't they quack once or maybe just make a noise?? so, regardless of the way you put it..this "hack" or whatever it is, is almost impossible to succeeded.
Because that's what Troom Troom is... Because they think Kids are Dumb and they would follow this s#*t, 'cause children are easy to deceive with their wholesome trashy content.
It's not impossible if you just kill the duck
So posing as an FBI agent and walking into a movie screening with your dog for free and casting literal magic that turns your cats into real women is within the realm of possibility?
noo don't think about it... ah too late
Grammy Norma thanks for that comment, I’ll try it next time I take my duck to the movies.