I drive by the homeless sleeping on a cold dark street in my Ferrari so fast and red. Underneath my hat is a bandana and weave on my balding head. A mile ahead is my mansion bought with Capitol's dough And while the poor man eat from hand to mouth I'm snorting Columbian blow And it just makes me wonder if anyone believes this pretentious schtick? Now give me something to be sick in. Oh Lordy Lord...
Good to see you back in front of your albums. I so enjoy your critical expertise. If I could go through life communicating with the rest of the human race using nothing but your sound effects, I would be a very happy man.
holy mackerel this is a bonafide 💩 vs 💩 i remember Unskinny Bop being the lead single off this album, couldn’t believe what i was hearing. and i actually liked Crazy Nights the first time i heard it - when i was 12. you really earned your donation money having to listen to these two bombastic turds…you rule Dr. Fukk! 🤘🏼
1. Valley of Lost Souls 2. I'll Fight Hell to Hold You 3. Unskinny Bop 4. No, No, No 5. Life Goes On 6. Come Hell or High Water 7. Ride the Wind 8. Reason to Live 9. Good Girl Gone Bad 10. Turn on the Night 11. Thief in the Night 12. Poor Boy Blues
Poison are the most responsible for hard rock / metal jumping the shark so bad. The "I won't forget you" video had everyone thinking it was an all star band. Watch closely for the slo mos. Good musicians and all but the LA Strip scene at the time was becoming pretty damn androgenous with all the frilly neon n shit. Suddenly metal was becoming all happy and sunshiney. Sorry but I wasnt metal for the happies. I can't say Anthrax didn't fuck shit up either.... Going from "Imitation of life" to "I'm de man.... Yeaaaaaa" :) Crazy Nights was the absolute best HEART album I've ever heard. :)
Now this is the suckiest suck v. suck ever. Hold tight KISS fans, Ralph is a fan he just knows some of their albums suck. Poison don't have any good ones in a real metal man's world, they are anti metal, anti music. Ralph likes a lot of it. Lol
Yes,two Soo,Soo albums Valley of lost Soul ( hurt) Flesh and Blood Unskiny Bop No,no,No Life goes On He'll or higher Water Ride the Wind Reason to Leave Something to believe In Turn on the Night ( hurt) Love strangely Poor boy Blues Yes,those two albums are bad. I didn't like the Kiss one back then and that Poison made me stops listening to them
Good God..as bad as Crazy Nights is, it will win against anything Poison ever did. Poison is beyond shit. Absolute putrile, rotten, rancid donkey shit. Top to bottom. I think I've been clear on my feelings on that worthless band.
Dude you crack me up. 😂 Bang Bang You is a guilty pleasure of mine.
I enjoy all eleven tracks on Crazy Nights, but that one there is my top-favorite! 😊
Heck yeah@@LivelyStarKing
Some songs (and albums) just seem to improve with each and every listen! 🙂
“Crapola”, ha ha. That was hilarious
Haha great video Ralph but i gotta say i think Cracy nights is a great 80,s kiss album😅🎸
I think somebody went to Chipotle today.
You rock Ralph, big fan from Itay. You know, Poison has become a guilty pleasure for me, horrible but fun
Thank you!
I drive by the homeless sleeping on a cold dark street in my Ferrari so fast and red.
Underneath my hat is a bandana and weave on my balding head.
A mile ahead is my mansion bought with Capitol's dough
And while the poor man eat from hand to mouth I'm snorting Columbian blow
And it just makes me wonder if anyone believes this pretentious schtick?
Now give me something to be sick in.
Oh Lordy Lord...
WoW!! well done, hilarious 😆
love both albums
Good to see you back with all your stuff man 🤘😂
I love me some suck vs suck. Never ditch the fart sounds Ralph!
Good to see you back in front of your albums. I so enjoy your critical expertise. If I could go through life communicating with the rest of the human race using nothing but your sound effects, I would be a very happy man.
On a positive note, all I could think of during this video was Flesh and Blood by Shooting Star, which is a great song.
Poor Ralph's ears rock on ralph thanks for going though pain for us
Ride the wind! You did plenty of that this episode doc!
holy mackerel this is a bonafide 💩 vs 💩
i remember Unskinny Bop being the lead single off this album, couldn’t believe what i was hearing. and i actually liked Crazy Nights the first time i heard it - when i was 12. you really earned your donation money having to listen to these two bombastic turds…you rule Dr. Fukk! 🤘🏼
No, No, No has grown on me after 7 years 😂
Unskinny bop blows me away
I actually like good girl gone bad , the rest just blows
1. Valley of Lost Souls
2. I'll Fight Hell to Hold You
3. Unskinny Bop
4. No, No, No
5. Life Goes On
6. Come Hell or High Water
7. Ride the Wind
8. Reason to Live
9. Good Girl Gone Bad
10. Turn on the Night
11. Thief in the Night
12. Poor Boy Blues
This song is a tragedy! Lol
Poison are the most responsible for hard rock / metal jumping the shark so bad. The "I won't forget you" video had everyone thinking it was an all star band. Watch closely for the slo mos. Good musicians and all but the LA Strip scene at the time was becoming pretty damn androgenous with all the frilly neon n shit. Suddenly metal was becoming all happy and sunshiney. Sorry but I wasnt metal for the happies. I can't say Anthrax didn't fuck shit up either.... Going from "Imitation of life" to "I'm de man.... Yeaaaaaa" :)
Crazy Nights was the absolute best HEART album I've ever heard. :)
P.U.
this is a suck vs suck where the farts might actually smell. 💩🙈😎🤣🤘
A tie - both albums are mega bullshit.
Crazy Nights is actually a hair better (or a fart better) than Flesh and Blood. 😂 Wooo!
These albums suck so bad there isn't enough atmospheric pressure to fill the vacuum they create
Yeah, because YOUR ALBUMS did way better twat waffle
Poison got 3 and I can't belive it. Bang Bang You is bad but, in my opinion Unskinny Bop is the worst song ever written.
Flesh & Blood 11 - Crazy nights 0
Xtra Suck sauce
Unmasked sucks more than crazy nights
Give me a break. Nothing can beat "Bang Bang You" level of rubish.
Now this is the suckiest suck v. suck ever. Hold tight KISS fans, Ralph is a fan he just knows some of their albums suck. Poison don't have any good ones in a real metal man's world, they are anti metal, anti music. Ralph likes a lot of it. Lol
Poison:6
Kiss: 5
I remember both of these albums being better. My first time hearing Dial L For Love....horrible.
This is beyond awful
Yes,two Soo,Soo albums
Valley of lost Soul ( hurt)
Flesh and Blood
Unskiny Bop
No,no,No
Life goes On
He'll or higher Water
Ride the Wind
Reason to Leave
Something to believe In
Turn on the Night ( hurt)
Love strangely
Poor boy Blues
Yes,those two albums are bad.
I didn't like the Kiss one back then and that Poison made me stops listening to them
Good God..as bad as Crazy Nights is, it will win against anything Poison ever did. Poison is beyond shit. Absolute putrile, rotten, rancid donkey shit. Top to bottom. I think I've been clear on my feelings on that worthless band.
I think somebody went to Chipotle today.
I think somebody went to Chipotle today.