I didn't personally get vac banned but I tried it out on different computers and different steam accounts and it only made me sell my soul to Satan, TOP NOTCH GUIDE!!!
How to become global: 1. Get a nice long ethernet cord. 2. Tie the cord firmly to your ceiling lamp. 3. Climb on a chair. 4. Tie the other end around your neck. 5. Kick the chair away. 6. ???? 7. *PROFIT*
This is serious. I'm on my sons account. He tried to do what you said because of a bet he lost with his friends. Of course we thought the lamp would break, but it was too late. Please remove this comment.
Seriously, steve, you're videos are some of the most creative I have seen in a long time. It brings me back to the early days of youtube when people were still trying out different and interesting content... Seriously. Im always looking forward to the next vid!
I was just making fun of his spelling error, and I agree, CS:GO is a good game but shit community. Overwatch is similar, great game, even shittier community.
GadsterGaming no, stop it. thats yucky u fugding doge nerd. yiu cant even play cal of duty. shottysteve more lik shortysteve ha get rek u nerd im global and yur stuck at dmg hahah. I bet I have better grades than you on my report card. I got an a a a a a a o ye you cant get anything as near as good omfg lololol reply if you likes doge mem. shot stev needs to heart this comment for dunder mifflan
the more videos he makes the better they get, im so pleased to see a new video by shottysteve when i get on youtube because all of them put a good smile on my face. so thank you shottysteve for making excellent content. :D
Without more context, this first phrase is dangerous. It implies that it's the Asians' fault that they look alike. In fact, they look alike to you because you haven't interacted with very many Asians. That's not their fault.
silvah one time a comcast worker tried to fix my neighbors connection but ended up shutting off our whole electricity our T.V couldn't work nothing even had connection ;-;
Without more context, this first phrase is dangerous. It implies that it's the Asians' fault that they look alike. In fact, they look alike to you because you haven't interacted with very many Asians. That's not their fault.
Without more context, this first phrase is dangerous. It implies that it's the Asians' fault that they look alike. In fact, they look alike to you because you haven't interacted with very many Asians. That's not their fault.
Steve: *gets arrested*
Steve: Well, turns out the police are run by Comcast.
Also, the police have surprisingly high-pitched voices lol
Ew fuckin roblox
Imagine having a name that you can't read and having a profile picture that's gay...
yes i can imagine it, oli.
Zafir Minhaj ever heard of females
Sometimes, I think you are actually breaking the law and then think how you are still recording
Im your 1k likes
2014 like lol
bruh
I not even here
will i get vac banned for this?
Xavier H. No
Usually not, but be careful. Sometimes the Target employees use Cheat Engine
probably life banned, but better than getting fucking vac banned
Vac banned IRL
I didn't personally get vac banned but I tried it out on different computers and different steam accounts and it only made me sell my soul to Satan, TOP NOTCH GUIDE!!!
“You can’t trust anyone these days”proceeds to break into someone’s house
I am proud that you got the joke
Steve: "Hey can you plug me in?"
God: "No"
Steve: "Well turns out heaven is run by comcast."
This comment is underrated. Got the pun?
Can't trust any god these days
Thats weird
Yanlış yere yazmışsın kardeşim
@@ianmiao2147 I mean not really
I'm officially global now. As in I'm on the FBI's most wanted list. Oh well, at least I got global.
You're top of the charts in both places!
Wouldn't have it any other way!
Tink the FBI won't stand a chance to a global
I asked them if they wanted to 5 v 1 me on CS:GO, they just tazed me and threw me in a maximum security prison.
How are you typing then?
this time i break my life
hey its ya boi shottysteve lets start this shit off slow...
Hurry up so we can play some CS:GO
GenericBauble quick give me a deagle
Im legendary eagle
shottysteve PETE OPEN THE DOOR
Steve. How do you only have 39k subs?
Plexiate Wtf are you doing here? xD
Plexiate n8
Plexiate that escalated quickly
Plexiate he have 229k more then u...
F R A G Z than*
UA-cam: We know you watched this video two years ago but here it is in your recommended
Me: Yes
Purpledan04 same here, its so weird seeing steve blow up, i remember when he had 500 subs
I live across the street from a Best Buy will that work ?
If ots not run by comcast
I suggest just bring your PC their or use one of the in display
only one Mr X Only one Mr y
prolly not it’s run by comcast
It worked for me
I tried it in walmart and it worked
Lmao I always laugh so hard at your videos the amount of embarrassment you go through in your videos is so funny
DuckGaming they aren't real.....they are skits
Reflaw Yeah but when he goes to a target and stuff the employees are real
Yep. Only the target shit is real. The cop shit isn't real tho.
Really? You sure? I was certain he killed someone to plug his Ethernet cord in. Damn I hate fake videos.
Damn, constantly producing unique content that's fun to watch. Rare to find such a channel. Keep up the amazing work!
Is this GameStop?!
No, this is Comcast
Is this GameStop?
NO, THIS IS COMCAST
is this GameSt-
*NO THIS IS PATRICK*
* gets his pistol from his pocket *
-Kill me pls
@Patricc c Hoy, how did you disable/hide your sub count?
NO THIS IS *SPARTA*
It’s on conquest btw
Cringe.
I was following but when I went to my neighbors house, he didn't show up, so the cops didn't show. Do I need to restart for this to work?
Yeah, shooty just got a weird glitch. That's how you supposed to do it.
Turns out the police are run by Comcast too
Xbox Boxes Turn it on and off again
GameStop:oh sorry sir we don’t have internet.
Shottysteve:well GameStop is run by comcast
Dwayne Johnson *ethernet
Got VAC banned by the Police.
but still a nice video man! :3
vac is exactly like police, they dont do shit when u need em'
steve is off to VACaction
So you got Valve Anti-Cheat banned by the police?
CS:GO Skin Giveaway 666th like
777 005 6609
Where do i put the body
You put that in the pc where the wireless internet bit go's
Where do you put the booty?
The Governor in the toilet
At gamestop
You leave it on the ground till it disapears like in games
I don't have lag now
It's Harambe omg lol
It’s harambe omg lol
It's harambe omg lol
It's Harambe omg lol
It’s harambe omg lol
How to become global:
1. Get a nice long ethernet cord.
2. Tie the cord firmly to your ceiling lamp.
3. Climb on a chair.
4. Tie the other end around your neck.
5. Kick the chair away.
6. ????
7. *PROFIT*
my lamp broke
@@bitai683 first time seeing a reply waay much better than a good comment XD
I will try it
See if it works
Instructions unclear
Nuked china
This is serious.
I'm on my sons account. He tried to do what you said because of a bet he lost with his friends. Of course we thought the lamp would break, but it was too late.
Please remove this comment.
1:22 who knew Stewie worked at target
I feel as if your Ethernet cable wasn't that long could just be me..
just you
wot the difference
when your reply to my comment gets more likes.. end me
it was a joke
trust him it is hes like pure god
Seriously you are one of the most underrated youtubers ever.
I can't believe you only have 25k subs
i can't believe its not butter
My dick's bigger that's why
shottysteve did u actually break in to somebody's house tho
He got 50k in two months , he is getting there
69k now...
hehe
Steve: “can you plug me in”
Stripper: “No”
Steve: “well turns out the strip club is run by Comcast”
I love hows hes calmly doing the outro and his moms like KEITH OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
Seriously, steve, you're videos are some of the most creative I have seen in a long time. It brings me back to the early days of youtube when people were still trying out different and interesting content... Seriously. Im always looking forward to the next vid!
Funny and original.. hard to find these days
Does this work for Wii U?
no, I don't think CS:GO is on wii
Ohh...So this only works for Cs go?
Blima&Raita it might work for battletoads on nintendo entertainment system, I don't know why you would want to be global on that though.
nope, only works for pc and wii yu :)
Blima&Raita I think s- WII U WII U WII U WII U
The amount of people that disliked this because they thought this was a legit tutorial... man.
"If its wireless just take it out"
Throws a cd reader
those places look familiar...
wtf
Infallible XD
idk why this was in my recommended since I don't watch csgo but I like it
*Cogs* is such a great game man!
+Top Pop Fop decent game but shit community
Better than the Overwatch community
I was just making fun of his spelling error, and I agree, CS:GO is a good game but shit community. Overwatch is similar, great game, even shittier community.
You sir remind me of FrankieonPC. quality videos. subscribed
what the fuck
GadsterGaming no, stop it. thats yucky u fugding doge nerd. yiu cant even play cal of duty. shottysteve more lik shortysteve ha get rek u nerd im global and yur stuck at dmg hahah. I bet I have better grades than you on my report card. I got an a a a a a a o ye you cant get anything as near as good omfg lololol reply if you likes doge mem. shot stev needs to heart this comment for dunder mifflan
Im 13 and thought it would be fun if I could type like a 6 year old showing his love for a good dove meme:P
+Papyrus You need some determination
THATS SO GAY AILE11 I GOT THIS NAME AS A DARE TWO YEARS BACK AND THINK UNDERTALE IS CRAP
A shotty steve and maximus and dunkey collab would be a dream
hey do we burn the body or what m9 ???
the more videos he makes the better they get, im so pleased to see a new video by shottysteve when i get on youtube because all of them put a good smile on my face. so thank you shottysteve for making excellent content. :D
my new favorite youtuber
Helped me a lot.
1:21 is it stewie2k?
IKR!!!
Without more context, this first phrase is dangerous. It implies that it's the Asians' fault that they look alike. In fact, they look alike to you because you haven't interacted with very many Asians. That's not their fault.
fuck off wtf does that even have to do with that??? he genuinely looks like stewie2k damn.
Mighty80Kitten I don't know if it's sarcasm, if it isn't then get out you social justice warrior
no.
Hey is this Comcast?
No this is Patrick
Where has this been all my life?
your content is q u a l i t y
Love the videos man. You're really funny keep it up man
You put a lot work in these videos, like damn, my dude.
I still don't know how he manage to make a masterpiece like these.
thx for the tutorial man it worked btw
This deserves more views
I live in Australia so good ping is unheard of.
BaNaMa BoLt Ha? I get 5 ping all the time?
499 ping :(
u probs live inside uluru with the bochaikuyaluhu abos that fuck the internet up with the wombat bones then m8
ya boi ??? ahahahaha
BaNaMa BoLt u think this is a joke? how do you think one 3rd of the population lives
year ago today a legend was born
Forgot this channel existed. I remember when this channel had a little under a few thousand
Will I get vac banned tho?
By the police, yes. :D
This shit deserves at least 1mil views. I mean he probably got arrested.
He didnt
It does
It's fake
something tells me
he might
quite possibly
dislike comcast
just a little bit.
Just possibly
shotty walked so franz could run
i saw melee at the begginning, i love you
comcast sucks major dunk, move to whole foods instead
lag
silvah one time a comcast worker tried to fix my neighbors connection but ended up shutting off our whole electricity our T.V couldn't work nothing even had connection ;-;
Oh look, an AlanTutorial ending.
who?
you're in for a treat
WATCH IT LMAO
1:21 It’s Stewie2k!
i like how little emotion he shows until he fucks up
Hello, is this Comcast?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
NamedGuy GT Growtopian
like if it worked
Hemuli Everything worked but I had a hard time as Blood was all over me and the Police were banging on my door....
Thanks for the epic tutorial now I can play without lag my favorite part of the the process was when I broke into my house
2:09 Steve: has blood and police on him Me:*CONCERED* -____-
CONCERNED*
CONCERED
CONCERED
cereal'd
The moment comcast employees try to fool you telling you you are connected to game stop
Thanks for the tutorial, I really needed this. I've been havin this problem for months
I wouldn't be surprised if he actually broke into a house
i heard that ALT + F4 gives you dragon lore
Aldrich 1 this alt+f4 joke is too old and unoriginal , I've heard too much
@@fayadios3773 no
“NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!”
-me screaming at the top of my lungs.
"hey is this comcast?"
"no this is patrick"
rdr2 on 2016?
Yeah wtf
Salimo but how
Yeah i Thought that too
The trailer of rdr2 came out in 2016...
The trailer came out in 2016 bruv
-Man, I don't have internet
-I have a solution,
*BOTS*
0:03 that’s.. that’s melee
The weird thing is that he knows what he’s doing...
Living in the midwest having Comcast. I feel your pain.
1:20
wtf is that stewie2k
his distant cousin
Wtf
Fuck
no it's his cousin Stewart4k1080p
Omg u also notice him too!?!?! XD
This comment section is run by Comcast
So much effort, gosh, this deserves more views
"Hey is this comcast?"
*No ThIs Is GaMeStOp*
Hold up, go to 1:23.Why is there red dead redemption 2, and this video is released 2 years ago?🤔🤔
Yep. I am still confused af
it was the pics of the teaser
Trailor was out in 2016
If you follow any steps this man provides you i will be praying
Instructions unclear, planted bomb in Comcast facilities after re-watching this for the 16th time.
Am I stupid I thought it said "How to Six Flags"
It worked thank you but now the police is after me
Hey, that's pretty neat!
That's pretty neat!
neato burrito?
Quentin Michalec Bing Bongo
I didn’t understand the battle toads joke until I started watching internet historian
he walked into a gamestop and asked is this gamestop
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED THIS VIDEO CAME OUT IN 2016 AND THERES A RDR2 POSTER 1:22
the trailer was released back then
Trailer already out
1:22 stewie2k
Ferno racist
you are kidding right?
Without more context, this first phrase is dangerous. It implies that it's the Asians' fault that they look alike. In fact, they look alike to you because you haven't interacted with very many Asians. That's not their fault.
It wasnt because he was asian idiot. White people can look alike too so can you get off the internet pls? It would help everyone
sup bitch
How did he get the cops called?
It was someone pretending to be a cop for the vid
How can you be this stupid its just a sound playing in the background
@@spoon3516 are you talking to him
Or me
Good or lukey is who i meant
Man goes insane searching for Ethernet plug in.
That guy in the Game Stop was cool
You go to the same GameStop I go to, it's by the 15 frw lol
hmm, i think so. is it in that one falcon place thing?
Yeah, falcon ridge up by summit
1:22 Stewie2k?
Bruno Okumura racist
Mighty80Kitten how?
Without more context, this first phrase is dangerous. It implies that it's the Asians' fault that they look alike. In fact, they look alike to you because you haven't interacted with very many Asians. That's not their fault.
Mighty80Kitten how is it racist when im also asian?
Mighty80Kitten stop pasting the same words from previous comment by u
Sry but it looks like there's a Red Dead 2 ad on the front of the desk at 1:25 and... this video was made in 2016...
Trailor was out in 2016
1:25 A sign about a game that released 2 fucking years later
I'm so glad I found this channel.
ha you still havent fixed the window
I heard shotty doesnt like responding to early people
fact
Anyone watching 2019
Instructions unclear. Bananas turned purple.
What is this laptop the acer but What model?
MrTalon63 Asus x555
Preston Davison looks like an aspire 5