Your Mom's House Podcast w/ Danny Brown - Ep.656
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On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s Netflix special outfit, their prom dates, Kevin Samuels’ passings, and watch a guy tattoo his own face.
Danny Brown is a rapper and host of The Danny Brown Show. Tom, Christina, and Danny discuss Danny’s new podcast, Madonna, Danny’s relatives, and black barbershops in Austin. They watch “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, videos of Johnny Depp and OJ Simpson, and Christina’s TikTok curations.
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The Danny Brown Show: finally someone on the YMH network who says the N word more than Bert.
Maybe not more than Bert, but definitely a close second
Brent's word doesn't end in an a though...
@@EvoSEB oh yeah, Bertie boy hits that R hard like a real privileged white guy.
Wait how many black guys?
Lmao
Danny was easily one of my favourite guests you guys ever had on, hyped to see him return and get his own show
It's already out chomo
Shout out to our Warhammer Jeans
Hot sauce is the best
No, one of the worst guests ever.
Realizing @Okoii is a fellow mommy 😤 keep it high n tight bro
Mommy jeans, you let no one down. It was the best special you've put out. So many references to the fans. It didn't even feel like a normal special, It felt like you were talking to us. I saw it and immediately bought a 6 pack and watched it at like 7am because I couldn't wait. So good.
Ew
I kinda thought it sucked, was super excited too
@@kennethvelasquez3140 I'm assuming what every sexual partner says when you disrobe?
@@anthonyzullo Lool nothing wrong with a different opinion but admittedly if that’s a good joke to you maybe the special ain’t so worth watchin 😂😉👍
@@anthonyzullo reverse “Ew”, and add multiple E’s, that’s what they say 😏😏 weeeeeeee 🤣🤣
Danny “this causes trauma for me”
Tom “replay that”
Hahahahaha hahaha right lmao
1:36:23 "Let's wake up OJ at 1am" has the same energy as Persian dudes owning Jaguars as house pets.
or those mofos in saudi arabia riding cars with 598297 miles an hour with only slippers on, hanging outside of the car
AND the same energy as russians, living in russia
Ya, BDE
The Persian dudes have AKs everywhere though lol if that jaguar snaps it's getting filled with 7.62s
@@jags333 how to shoot an AK when you only got one arm left and 2 jaguars are stopping you from trying to aim right with one arm lol :d
Danny always brings out "Urban Tom"
"That's dope"
@@billsmith394 so good when they say it just as you read it
His real true form as many tales foretold.
"yamean"
Netflix: *sees the bill for Christina's outfits and song request*
Also Netflix: "Yeah we're gonna have to lay some people off after of this"
Such a waste of money.
And for nothing.
No one actually watches tht shit show.
Id honestly like to see the actual numbers of the people that actually thought it was funny.
Netflix sees the suit bills: Tom! You better have a speshy weshy right now or we're raising prices!
Good. I hope they lay off more.
They can afford to lay some people off. Most of the content on Netflix sucks anyway.
So she’s why the stock is tanking
Tommy's giggle at the r-word is the best selling point for keeping the r-word.
Another good selling point is what the fuck can the Rs actually gonna do about it anyway? They exactly ain't gonna mobilise.
@@Jimmy-es8bc what if they have a ride lined up?
@@Jimmy-es8bc 😂😂😂
youtube doesn't censor the word 'retard,' you don't have to speak like a 12 year old.
Dude 😂😂😂 Danny’s voice and laugh alone bring me to a new level of my body hurting from laughter love the ymh gang
Danny’s story of getting beat up trying to fight dirty had me dying
Tom: “This is…”
Christina: “This is the end..” lol
Hot sauce is the best
My only friend, the end.
I laughed so damn loud lol mommy jeans is the best!
"...Def. Qon. ONE."
Imagine being Christina's prom date and thinking you had a great night.
Pain.
Typical woman
Eww goth girls
Got laid multiple times fuck it
Something, something “still hit tho”
Bringing Danny onboard was the best thing to ever happen to YMH in years. I've never Sickler laughed so much in all my life.
1:43:30 - Danny yelling "spin the wheel!" like he would on his show caught me off guard lmao
1:22:29 “this ain’t funny you wanna be real this ain’t funny” coming from Danny brown was hilarious for some reason 😂
i FUCKING love how nobody cracks Danny up as much as he does himself
@JustAnOldChunkOfCoal ya people that are happy and enjoy themselves annoy me too
@@N8CRE8 Difference between enjoying one's self, and one's self enjoying thyself
@@Jawsnake ur thinking about it too much guy. Stop being so judgey
@JustAnOldChunkOfCoal who hurt you bro
@JustAnOldChunkOfCoal username checks out
150 Netflix employees laid off is a price that had to be paid for 2 DG suits encrusted with Swarovski crystals.
@@ApolloWoodwork better make it 3 suits just in case.
I hope they lay off more just cause
@@thechosenwon6762 that's a really cool guy take on mommy jeans, your jeans are so low and loose you might fall over and accidently skull fuck your own brain out.
👍
Maybe if they laid off a few more she could have gotten a fuckin tiger
Christine is the reason for Netflix's horrendous balance sheet at quarter end, way to go Mommy!
Hot sauce is the best
Netflix had to straight lay off 200,000 people lol... Way to go indeed!
More like gringo mami
They just fired a couple hundred people lol
@@Lincolnzz ? yeah no shit man
Danny should legit do stand-up, he's hilarious
fucking hell, i was not expecting you here at all
He's a funny guy I would go to see him do standup... on drugs, ....sober it would be good regardless 😅😊😊 I don't see how he couldn't kill or get laughs similar tohe background laughs of his tech crew when he says some funny genius shit just bullshitting with a guest.. he would have to learn to do crowdwork but even that he would start out being naturally good , probably
“What you gonna do for this 40 ball” is some of the most Detroit shit I’ve ever heard. Shout out Linwood
As a black man that grew up in the hood, I love the "Inner city blacks" vibes from Danny. Real barber shop convo vibes from Danny. If you know, you know.
Got me sweatin' like a black man
I don't know
@@scotts3335 that’s cuz you’re not following proto, bud.
@@scotts3335 keep featherin it brother
"Inner city blacks" is wild af, on par with having "the exaggerated swagger of black teen".
I laughed out loud for real when “they” asked Tom to play guitar.
“Play the guitar, you haven’t played it in so long.” Fackin stupid funny to me.
Hot sauce is the best
@@jasonwinterton9369 tattooing your own forehead’s cool.
Timestamp please
@@bradgilligan2429 during the intro song
@@beufordbertrum2004 couldn’t find it.
Danny talking about getting jabbed in the cell🤣 “Boom,Boom,Boom”
There’s some crazy shit goin on in here” 😂
Shit had me in tears
“No body asked you OJ, we all scared of you!” - Danny
😂😂😂😂
Holy shit do I love Danny! His stories, laugh, the way he forgets what his point is. He's so much fun!!!
I’ll be at Tom’s show tomorrow night! Told you I was coming up in May
Tom and Christina shoulda talk to Esther about that tattoo 🤣
"Fake tattoo" suuuuure Ester 🤔
🤣🤣
Tim having heart palpitations when Christine talks about how expensive her special was.
They make that budget back in a legit episode or two and just spent $10 mil on the studio. They totally invest in themselves and make more money down the line.
Netflix pays for it.
@@chikato7106 I don't care what kind of studio you have it's not 10mil stop talking shit
No chance
Ok
A quote from Danny Brown's Wiki page: "On May 17, 2022, Brown officially touched the camera through the fence when his podcast "The Danny Brown Show" launched on the Your Mom's House channel. Brown's quest to find out where Garth is hiding the bodies finally began at this time." - the internet stays winning
unfortunately deleted
@@badjaboy07 stupid wiki people, too soft for the truth.
@@badjaboy07 Aw, that sucks…what an awesome wiki entry…
Burt fat lol I think he knows as on a recent guest spot I think on "we might be drunk" they were like you should take off your shirt and he was like nah..clearly ashamed of his gut, and "how *much it hangs with a belt and pants," and no shirt kinda embarrassing but not so much he's I think used to it ...kinda.. over time.
Christina, added your special to my Netflix account because of this episode and double liked it. Much respect. Keep up the great work 👏👏👏
When Christina comes in with this kind of energy you just know it’s about to be a good episode! Tom’s gotta tame her like he does Bert and I FUCKING LOVE IT😂
Adderall Shawty
Danny is one of the few people I’ve seen make Tom do his deep laugh
His laugh is like a punchline on its own lmao
No wonder Netflix increased their cost. They had to pay for Christine's outfit
@Limeade Bro. the first 4 minutes of this video.
“That was civil rights” 💀😂 Danny gettin a show on YMH is the greatest news I’ve heard
1:44:31
When Danny said "he's definitely in the cool guy club" immediately after the Cool Guy guitar riff I knew more than ever....
He's PERFECT!
Christina totally should have named her special “Touch My Camera Through the Fence”
Or supper model
Obviously she’s joking but ironically right after her special comes out Netflix announces they’re going anti-woke 🤣
Thought the same thing!
@@Phogramo I dont think you know what ironic means sweetie
How about “You’re Getting Very Sleeeepy”
I could not imagine getting my ass whipped, going to jail some time later. And getting my ass whipped again by the same person😂
Danny just has that vibe where you know this dude is gonna make you laugh 😂 When y’all were saying Madonna is on them fake pills & Danny goes, “Them percs! She getting them percs. She makin them percs….pressing them bitches” 🤣 That shit got me good.
Christine, your special was awesome, it brought me laughs and tears. Really good!
Tom's pleasure is so genuine when Bert reaches peak fatness.
Hot sauce is the best
@@jasonwinterton9369 We get it bro.
@@likwidmagik hot sauce is the best
@@likwidmagik Hot Sauce is the Best
@@likwidmagik hot sauce is the best
I really like Danny, I can't help but like him. He is well-meaning and silly.
makes great music too - atrocity exhibition is unlike anything else
@@hugobecookin based
bro hell throw on a show in detroit, take everyones money and leave, gtfo. you dont know people.
@@bonowastaken huh
Danny's laugh is just an instant antidepressant. Love this guy! So glad that he has his own pod now.
Sickle cell and Danny brown would achieve world peace.
I’ve never paused an audio podcast faster so I can watch it on UA-cam. Danny Brown is probably the best guest in a line of greats. The way Tom laughs when Danny goes on a mini rants always makes me laugh.
I cant lie that conversation about their dating history made me feel so good about myself and i have way too many insecurities i love these two so much and all their content
“demerollll! oh my god he’s taking demerol ” is going to be stuck in my head all well
oh my god it’s a real song i’m crying
When they were talking about tipping at a bar, man. There was this dive bar in my college town that my friends and I always went to cause it was always pretty empty so we could get drinks quick. Always had open pool tables and played old school rap and rock. The drinks were strong and cheap. Such a chill place. The bartenders there knew all of us personally. Our tabs were always small like 20-30 bucks so we would tip 50%. Well, 4 years later and this is the main bar of the town now. It is always insanely busy. They started playing the top 40 and its full of kids now. We still swing by every now and then cause its still cheap and strong drinks. NOTHING is better than skipping the line and getting VIP treatment. Kids standing waiting 20 minutes for a drink just for me to walk up and get served immediately. On my birthday the owner of the bar just straight up gave me a full solo cup of rum with no ice for free as a present. Always tip bartenders kids.
The regulars at the bar where I used to work never tipped me. Their reasoning being "because they were there everyday." That's a fat Catch 22 if you ask me. That place was a real hole.
@@Kier4n99 I can definitely see that. I was never a bartender but worked in a restaurant and servers would have that complaint.
THANKS FOR THE TIP. WHAT A COOL GUY YOU MUST BE.
Kevin Samuels was just on the last episode of Atlanta he killed it
Danny is a perfect guest. Holy shit. Been a fan of his since The Hybrid. Was cool seeing him like this
I got to see him on the atrocity exhibition tour and it blows my mind that this is the same guy hahahaha.
@@ianlindsey1667 he has come so far. I love it
Christina‘s Netflix special😍Funniest routine I have ever seen in my life!
10 episodes off ep 666, Christina's inner emo is turning into a telescope!
@@emailsucks28 that would be perfect
@@emailsucks28 moving to Austin. So there’s a chance!
@@FrostyJokerr As someone in a state constantly flooded with texans. I’m happy to see texas getting flooded with liberals.
Yall should do a documentary. Call it "Touching cameras through fences: the YMH documentary"
This is what Dr. DREW suggested on After Dark when he found out their new editor went to school for documentary film making.
@@HeyAmberlynne #TeamChad
Touch my camera through the fence is the *dumbest* shit that caught on in YMH. I've been listening for 5 years and it's bottom of the barrel.
It'll be coming next May
CHRISTINA THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING FOR
TOUCH MY CAMERA THROUGH THE FENCE
She didn’t fight for shit she’s pandering to you simple toks that she’s got fooled into thinking she’s funny
this explains why Netflix is tanking...
Congrats for the special!! It’s the first special that I have ever watched that was 100% interesting!!! I laughed out loud then cried.. and I don’t care what the title is . Honestly long titles is hard to remember. And you looked Aaah-MaZing!!! . Thank you so much it was great!
I love how Crystal gaslighted Netflix like Toms mom gaslights Tom
I can’t be the only one who’s head goes straight to “Tyrone Biggums” with Danny’s high voice and laugh
Is this the 5 o'clock free Crack give away?!!
I literally made that same comment that got taken down lol 100 % sounds exactly; it's exactly like Dave Chappelle doing a character. Except Dave is funny
I was looking for this comment
Oh shit! I feel like I subconsciously knew this for years but couldn't ever put my finger on it. You're dead right.
I love when Tim is with black people… he always code talks with “yamsayin” and “Aw helllll naw”
Codeswitch Tom is the best! #thatswhatsup
Just like Steven Seagull
it makes Tim look racist as hell :DD
What are you taking a naymcensus?
@@sloughlin8222 what are you from the department of knowmsayings???
Danny is easily in my top 3 favorite rappers, so stoked about this.
What's your favorite album
@@HipHopAn0n that's tough for me. Personally I absolutely love XXX but Atrocity Exhibition is one of the greatest albums in the last decade. Old has some absolute bangers and some of my favorite tracks and U Know What I'm Sayin? Has some of the best production.
I love em all lol.
@@jakestocker4854whatchama think of Quaranta
christina your special fit and hair and makeup were so on point. love it!
Me and my wife died of laughter and teared up a little throughout Mom Genes! Can't wait for the next one Christina P!
Christina doing the Ozzy Osborne’s crazy train yell when they talked about blacking out in GHB cracked me up.
Dunn nun Dunn nun Dunn nun
See you tomorrow, Tommy Bunz. Been waiting almost a year for this show. Hell yeah! High&Tight AF!
“Everybody bangs someone they’re not proud of”
Thanks Tommy, you just made me feel like a reasonable individual
Lol, honestly, I feel like a weight was lifted. Thanks Mommies!
I definitely have one that comes to mind. And I'm positive I'm that one for at least a couple people as well.
It’s real tho
When Christine said "so you were running with the devil" at 31:30 the Van Halen song started playing in the background on my dad's radio. I might be high but that was a weird ass coincidence
You are probably High AND it was a weird coincidence
This is called a synchronicity my friend. Look up Carl Jung - synchronicity
Christina really is a less fat female Bart, I see why Tom has loves them both, they're insane lol.
bert is actually funny though
Both are hard to listen to and are propped up by Tom which is great.
Wait, she really is tho. Both of their voices get high when they laugh and talk
At least Mommy Tina isn't isn't alcoholic, and she actually spends time with her kids
And Tim was the worst fat ugly of them all, the starts smells like the boys (i think nadav) said to Timtom what Bert said in 2 bears
Wow what a guest. One of the most underrated dudes around
Love to all the mommies out there!
I can tell you how much I love this partnership. I used to listen to Danny back in the day! So awesome
Christina you killed it!
I can always count on you to deliver fresh laughs.
Danny completes the YMH family.
I wish they'd bring Johnny Pemberton on as a first cousin for the family too
So true. Perfect fit
I love Danny. Guy could read the ingredients off a shampoo bottle and have me rolling
Bro you should get a burt tattoo that comes off after a year so he will go get a permanent Tommy bums tattoo
This needs to be liked more that 1000% works
“what you gone do for this 40 ball”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I feel like his strong hand caught the broom" lmao Danny is hilarious
Haha love Danny his stories had me legit slapping my knee like Chappelle
Them boys chimed in with the coke measurements so quick.
Danny is such an authentic person. Love seeing two of my favorite forces collide.
Tom Segura:"Give Him A Shot"
Me:"Let Him Take A Stab At It"🥁
@1:41:26
I’m from Detroit Danny is one of are best underrated hip hop rappers so glad he’s on your guys show
I wish this episode would've just been a non-stop Kevin Samuels tribute.
Wounded gazelle but still blows him lmao 🤣
1:04:30 was the best short story ever told 😂 Danny’s voice going higher the harder he laughs is killing me
Can you imagine a podcast with Danny Brown and Tom’s mom? 💀 please please please make it happen!
Yes!!!
Danny brown the only person that's not a "stand up" comedian that I would literally pay money to listen to him talk n rant for a hour
Danny’s laugh is something else😂
Tom goes from laughing about Christine prom date to comforting her 😂. Peak Couple to be honest.
We need a “you know what I’m sayin” cut for this episode for sure.
Mommy, You absolutely SLAYED that special!!! Don't worry about the title, I loved every minute of it. You're the best 😘
I love Danny's giggle.😂
“Don’t complement that bitch.” Now mine & my wife’s FAVORITE thing to say. Thank you YMH!
Compliment*
You used the wrong one. Come back and fix it.
@@tangibleterror2421 thanks for the timely response (1 year), though I suppose correct spelling NEVER expires.
@@joshreeder3205 and yet you still haven't fixed it. And I'm sorry I didn't correct you sooner. But I don't keep up with your comments. Cool guy.
Her special made me realize just how much she reminds of Roseanne.
I'm definitely tuning in to the Danny Brown Show everywhere!!
His laugh makes me crack up laughing for about 10 seconds 😄😆😂🤣😅
Everytime 😁
I promise not to get us cancelled 😂
Shout out to everyone doing their thang… and stuff like that
For reeeeealz thooo. Sheeyit.
ALWAYS tip big on the first drink
Does it hurt Tommies feelings to know that Christine has never seen his specials? 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair neither of them are funny so I can see wanting to save time.
Mom Jeans was the best special I’ve seen in a long time…super funny but deeply thoughtful. Laughed and cried at the same time when you talked about your ketamine experience…f-ing awesome 😎
Love Danny, so happy he’s on the YMH family such an amazing addition
Danny Brown is a national treasure. This is so gangster,