@@imheretochewbubblegum wym I learned that in high school John wilkes booth's wife had a small chest so he got mad and shot Lincoln because she was insecure about it
@@c64116 Really? Been a follower for years...Enlighten me, Oh Random One. I beg of you, oh Wisest, Most know-it-all-ness! Tell me how I should THINK and FEEL about one of my Favorite comedians...Perhaps you can vlog your life and make a simple comparison..."It's a show..." STFU...It was an opinion... ( Don't get mad c6 4116. That was directed towards TD 4YD...you chimed in last so now you're in it...
At least Tom will live long enough to see his children become adults. Brett IS going to die within the next 5 years and EVERYONE is going to act surprised, except for Ari.
If Christina was smarter she would've figured out Tom by now and probably be in some mass grave with the others. Good on her for flying under the radar of the most prolific comedian/serial killer after John Wayne Gacy.
@@erictankeastburn6291 It is a joke. Although Tom has really dark humor, which is not really common among Americans I presume, but I have no idea. It is the standard humor in my country, so we would consider him quite normal hahaha.
No Christina is the Ghislaine Maxwell for Tom here. Only Tom wouldn’t be allowed to hang himself or be hanged by others. She’s complicit in his crimes against humanity and an active and ardent supporter of his proclivities. #hotsauceisthebest
@@cynicaloptimist4879 Ah I see. So the joke was that he was *only* violently assaulting a woman. It's funny now because he only meant to cause her grievous bodily harm and he accidentally murdered her. Truly the peak of comedy
RED FLAGS ?????? I legit pray to our lord and savior every single day for the well being of Cristina P and that she has the strength to deal with the monster we all know Tommy boy is
I pray for the opposite. That Tom has the patience to deal with this woman trying to assail him and his ego. Trying to drag him down to a place where he doubts himself and his abilities all for a minor win in her ledger. Tom has it clinched, always has. I don't put much stock in Christina saying she was almost turned off from Tom because of a few jokes. Because that's easy to say but here she is after all.
"I like you because you took a risk, but I would never date that guy". I mean, as a man, he basically had the tip in at that point. Just a little shove is all ya needed.
Christina: I wasn't looking at you sexually Also Christina: I was just like Tom Segura's really attractive and you were so handsome and the light looked so good on you and you were so cute
That's kinda right, unlike man woman can be physically attracted but can be turned off by a personality trait of a man. Man, just think about that later
These 2 remind me of my girl and I. No limits, just fucking around, not getting offended easy, it's cool to see others like us. Not married but we've been together for 18 years now, soooo longer then most married couples HAHA.
My boyfriend will call me nice names in front of people or when he’s really trying to be nice, but when we’re just hanging he always calls me names like that because he thinks he’s funny. Honestly, I find it funny though, so it’s fine :P
@@Daplin1 no, read it again. He thinks hes funny when he calls her names. She says "i find it funny though, so its fine", by which she means that if she didn't find it funny that he is calling her names there would be a problem. He can find himself funny while others have their own opinion of his humour, in her case she finds him funny as well, thats all she was saying
Every red pill truth that explains why some longterm relationships works beautifully despite being between two sick fucks with matching vibes and compromise, right there lol love it
Tom would love this movie. It would be his favorite of all time (perhaps yours too): Movietitle: "In China they eat dogs". A guy has an abusive girlfriend. The guy turns up at his brothers place and the brother asks: Where is your girlfriend?. The guy says: She is in the livingroom.........and in the kitchen.
Best was christina pointing at her self with a smirk and saying 10 years of therapy and bill burr smashing her lmao She really thought that was gunna get a big laugh
I love the way Tom looks at the camera when Christina agrees with him. It's pure joy
What woman doesn't want to be called "a big titted animal"
-Abraham Lincoln
Four score and 7 tits ago!
He didn't say that. You lie!
Bro he def said that he's honest abe
@@ianjohnson6666 You lie too! Why do you lie?
@@imheretochewbubblegum wym I learned that in high school John wilkes booth's wife had a small chest so he got mad and shot Lincoln because she was insecure about it
Hands down the coolest married couple I've EVER seen.
They are my #couplegoals 😃
It’s a show. You haven’t seen anything.
I love that they are so self aware of their own nonsense LMAO
there a looooot you dont know about their relationship lmao
@@c64116 Really? Been a follower for years...Enlighten me, Oh Random One. I beg of you, oh Wisest, Most know-it-all-ness! Tell me how I should THINK and FEEL about one of my Favorite comedians...Perhaps you can vlog your life and make a simple comparison..."It's a show..."
STFU...It was an opinion... ( Don't get mad c6 4116. That was directed towards TD 4YD...you chimed in last so now you're in it...
“What woman would tolerate that?”
Instantly thought of Berts wife
I'd love to hear Liane list her red flags for Bert
At least Tom will live long enough to see his children become adults. Brett IS going to die within the next 5 years and EVERYONE is going to act surprised, except for Ari.
@@Velocimackerel I pray he spikes the drinks at the funeral
Leanne puts up with a different kind of man. Tom is a big asshole, Bert is a big manchild. Both these women are dealing with their own demons lmfao
@@Velocimackerel I don't know much about these people, why is he going to die?
If Christina was smarter she would've figured out Tom by now and probably be in some mass grave with the others. Good on her for flying under the radar of the most prolific comedian/serial killer after John Wayne Gacy.
What.
@@erictankeastburn6291 It is a joke. Although Tom has really dark humor, which is not really common among Americans I presume, but I have no idea. It is the standard humor in my country, so we would consider him quite normal hahaha.
after?
He’s actually the zodiac killer. He’s aged quite well.
No Christina is the Ghislaine Maxwell for Tom here. Only Tom wouldn’t be allowed to hang himself or be hanged by others. She’s complicit in his crimes against humanity and an active and ardent supporter of his proclivities. #hotsauceisthebest
Christina: "You've got a *lot* of weird stuff". Tom: "What do you mean?". Christina: "Well, *sighs*..." Lol
Tom's just a cool guy, idk what the problem is..
The Coolest, High and Tight
And he can dunk on a 9 foot rim.
Tom, if you're reading this... Just keep featherin it brother. Fuck the haters.
A reeeeeeealll cooooooooooollll guuyyy
The problem is that Bert 2 - Tom 0.
His lil evil smile kill's me every flippin time
My husband passed in 2016, but watching these 2 gives me life cuz it was what I had with my best friend ❤ this is love right here 😂
I bet he was an awesome guy, he'll send you another special dude
Keep featherin it sis
Awww im sorry for your ❤
Tom and Christina have such a great comedic dynamic. They make each other funnier
"people are scared, and people are weak" couldn't agree more
Tom just looking at the camera *smiling silently* like serial killers do in court is hillarious😂
I appreciate Tom’s full openness and boldness to stand behind that shit!
Christina’s expression at 1:44 as Tom gleefully describes beating her 😂😂😂
This sounded like something Garth Brooks would do
Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff.
He’s just an all around cool guy
I like that
Lmao the first cut wasn’t even a joke it was just a man murdering his girlfriend
Exactly……….
His Date...
Thats what passes for comedy in toms fucked head 😂
Manslaughter not murder. That’s the joke. The joke is that it goes too far and her head gets lopped off
@@cynicaloptimist4879 Ah I see. So the joke was that he was *only* violently assaulting a woman. It's funny now because he only meant to cause her grievous bodily harm and he accidentally murdered her. Truly the peak of comedy
3:00 “This is a great point.” Had me dying 😂
RED FLAGS ?????? I legit pray to our lord and savior every single day for the well being of Cristina P and that she has the strength to deal with the monster we all know Tommy boy is
I pray for the opposite. That Tom has the patience to deal with this woman trying to assail him and his ego. Trying to drag him down to a place where he doubts himself and his abilities all for a minor win in her ledger. Tom has it clinched, always has. I don't put much stock in Christina saying she was almost turned off from Tom because of a few jokes. Because that's easy to say but here she is after all.
I worry the opposite, lol.
@@calska140 ok
@dick trickle ok
ಠಿ_ಠಿ
I absolutely love your wife. Hearing her perspective is so refreshing and real.
Women are way more calculating about who they date lol. Idk if I’d recall one joke 15 years later
Better cal Sal “no shit”
because women arent funny.
@@LoveProWrestling something said exclusively by dudes who think George Carlin is a comedian
@@Kmanjr0 well he's not a comedian now, he's dead
Tom has more red flag than the old eastern bloc
🤣
Lmfao
"Come here you big titted animal" I'm sorry but that's a fucking golden line 😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best and funniest clips! I love them
"I like you because you took a risk, but I would never date that guy". I mean, as a man, he basically had the tip in at that point. Just a little shove is all ya needed.
"They wouldn't let me talk about farts and shits, I hated it."
I've never seen a couple air their dirty laundry so publicly, shamelessly and hilariously
In all the different Worlds, in all the different Universes, No couple is better suited for each other than these two are.....
These two are pure comedy joy!!!
"Tom has one night stands and leaves the stink...on his...ding...a-ling." hahahaha
Christina: I wasn't looking at you sexually
Also Christina: I was just like Tom Segura's really attractive and you were so handsome
and the light looked so good on you and you were so cute
That's kinda right, unlike man woman can be physically attracted but can be turned off by a personality trait of a man. Man, just think about that later
That nod at 4:10 was great haha
i'm super baked right now, but i'm watching this and thinkin how happy i am these two nuts found each other.
A great pair of nuts indeed
7:19 The most iconic YMH moment?
10/10 Christina would still eat Tommy’s scrum
You a nasty gal, that's great
He got snipped for HER. She could drop 30Lbs like Leeanne did But Christiana do it for him...
She never has though...did I miss something? I think your joke flew over my head.
@@jacklempke7779 sure did...
@@mikesendec3972 thank u
Tom’s smile when Christina is talking about first seeing Tom’s attractiveness lol
8:53 gotta admit that "noooo!" was adorable
Tom is so proud of his gross moments. His face when she mentions the red flags.
4:04 Mmmmhmmm, My boi Tom knew EXACTLY What's up. 😂🤣
Lmao, Tom describing the scene of bashing her head and pushing her head through the glass was hilarious.
I gotta say, as a regular normal woman, I would love a relationship like this. I just wanna be someone's big-titted animal. 🥲
1. How big we talking?
2. What are your thoughts on being spit on?
Maybe someday
Maybe it’s already happened now
I almost fell over when Tom goes “that’s not a good start” 🤣🤣 f you I’m dying
the fucking smiles tom gives the camera! aghahagaha
I talk to my wife the same way joking around and she just knows it’s me lol
How she says “go fuck yourself” is just MUAH! Perfect delivery
The way she delivered “come here hooker” made me spit out my water #WaterChamp
I wounder if Tom is ever gonna heal from his brain injury....
"Its weird and violent!" (Tom grins at camera). 😆😆😆
I love these 2
Tommy buns keeps feathering it
The dude in the background laughing at every joke at EVERYTHING. 😂
Jennifer Aniston for the part Christina played 😂
Their love transcends...
I Love this Podcast
Could we get a longer intro for the clips?
At least 12 minutes.
I agree with Tom. You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. Ill throw a wig on next time you have a creative idea. Set me on fire for all I care bahaha
I'd love the idea for the sketch !
Real married talk starts at 8:30. LMAO
This clip made me realise how much i relate to Tom
Tom is just a free spirit...for now.
As a plumber, women’s restrooms are always nastier, much worse than the men’s. Maybe tom’s onto something.
No one makes Tom laugh more than Tom...
Well that and a tumbler full of koolaid.
Rihanna should play the role.
i literally fucking LOLD IRL when she said you call me a big titted animal LMFAO
7:20. When two damaged comedians, a redundancy, hook up at the right time, for the right reasons
9:05. We're not off to a good start....
Tom and Christina, sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!! 😂😂😂
These 2 remind me of my girl and I. No limits, just fucking around, not getting offended easy, it's cool to see others like us. Not married but we've been together for 18 years now, soooo longer then most married couples HAHA.
hAhA
Tom's red flag he should have saw in CP was when she said she was a comedian
Niiiiiiiiice
I honestly don't see what's so over-the-line about tom's sketch ideas when movies like Saw and Hostel get made.
I love you two!!
My boyfriend will call me nice names in front of people or when he’s really trying to be nice, but when we’re just hanging he always calls me names like that because he thinks he’s funny. Honestly, I find it funny though, so it’s fine :P
So it is funny ? Why did you say thinks hes funny?
@@Daplin1 she said she finds it funny?
@@BigL.10 well. She said he thinks hes funny. But if she finds it funny then he doeant think anything . He just is funny
@@Daplin1 no, read it again. He thinks hes funny when he calls her names. She says "i find it funny though, so its fine", by which she means that if she didn't find it funny that he is calling her names there would be a problem. He can find himself funny while others have their own opinion of his humour, in her case she finds him funny as well, thats all she was saying
My favorite couple
I mean.....the stunningly beautiful and talented Natalie Portman did a rated MA vid on SNL....and killed it
reach out.
Love the nod Tom 😆😆😆
3:04 Women are!
Anyone know the episode this clips from?? Would love to watch the whole ep
Whats that laughtrack in the background?
Love this! ❤️
To be honest the sketch ideas just represent marriage 😂
Every red pill truth that explains why some longterm relationships works beautifully despite being between two sick fucks with matching vibes and compromise, right there lol love it
Tom is the best
"feels good to hear"
Everybody just gonna brush over the "you pee on me in the shower" part
you are litteraly in the shower who gives a fuck ?
That’s literally the most normal of all the things she listed
@@Garrett1240 what.
@@BenceAndreasSlajher pretty common dude
Every single time I watch this show it reminds me of my wife and I.
Tom should watch the MDE world peace dinner sketch
This podcast isn't on Spotify. Where do I find it?
Soowoo to my queens named Julia above 18
Bars
damn shout out to christina for talking about her parents
Tom would love this movie. It would be his favorite of all time (perhaps yours too): Movietitle: "In China they eat dogs". A guy has an abusive girlfriend. The guy turns up at his brothers place and the brother asks: Where is your girlfriend?. The guy says: She is in the livingroom.........and in the kitchen.
What an awesome idea Tom. I love this guy.
And meanwhile Christy put her psychologist cap on, at least to her...ffs lmao.
Christina is a gem!
Actually came here for Christina after seeing her on Rogan.
Tim likes slick stuff, cool stuff
'' you can't do this to me'' XD
Tommy Buns wildin
if you don't have a relationship like them, it's not worth it.
Pitch it to us Tom! Pitch it!
I love the way Tom leads the direction of the show. He's the best. Subservient xtina's alright, too
I honestly can’t stand her
@@chrstphrluis2206 her tiktoks make it better sometimes
Christina P = The Queen of Clapter
Best was christina pointing at her self with a smirk and saying 10 years of therapy and bill burr smashing her lmao
She really thought that was gunna get a big laugh
WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m hysterically laughing like very and Tom do together. “Come here you big titted animal”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 WHY?????