Tom's Red Flags - YMH Highlight

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  • Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the red flags CP saw in Tom early on in their relationship, as well as sketches Tom pitched that couldn't be made.
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  • @boostedz
    @boostedz 3 роки тому +387

    I love the way Tom looks at the camera when Christina agrees with him. It's pure joy

  • @skepticalzo
    @skepticalzo 4 роки тому +1133

    Hands down the coolest married couple I've EVER seen.

    • @magdapeled4212
      @magdapeled4212 3 роки тому +20

      They are my #couplegoals 😃

    • @td4yd154
      @td4yd154 3 роки тому +34

      It’s a show. You haven’t seen anything.

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 3 роки тому +11

      I love that they are so self aware of their own nonsense LMAO

    • @c64116
      @c64116 3 роки тому +2

      there a looooot you dont know about their relationship lmao

    • @skepticalzo
      @skepticalzo 3 роки тому +8

      @@c64116 Really? Been a follower for years...Enlighten me, Oh Random One. I beg of you, oh Wisest, Most know-it-all-ness! Tell me how I should THINK and FEEL about one of my Favorite comedians...Perhaps you can vlog your life and make a simple comparison..."It's a show..."
      STFU...It was an opinion... ( Don't get mad c6 4116. That was directed towards TD 4YD...you chimed in last so now you're in it...

  • @miken2968
    @miken2968 4 роки тому +1541

    What woman doesn't want to be called "a big titted animal"
    -Abraham Lincoln

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 4 роки тому +32

      Four score and 7 tits ago!

    • @imheretochewbubblegum
      @imheretochewbubblegum 4 роки тому +7

      He didn't say that. You lie!

    • @ianjohnson6666
      @ianjohnson6666 4 роки тому +37

      Bro he def said that he's honest abe

    • @imheretochewbubblegum
      @imheretochewbubblegum 4 роки тому +4

      @@ianjohnson6666 You lie too! Why do you lie?

    • @ianjohnson6666
      @ianjohnson6666 4 роки тому +23

      @@imheretochewbubblegum wym I learned that in high school John wilkes booth's wife had a small chest so he got mad and shot Lincoln because she was insecure about it

  • @thatdood9303
    @thatdood9303 3 роки тому +325

    “What woman would tolerate that?”
    Instantly thought of Berts wife

    • @Quentino808
      @Quentino808 3 роки тому +24

      I'd love to hear Liane list her red flags for Bert

    • @Velocimackerel
      @Velocimackerel 3 роки тому +24

      At least Tom will live long enough to see his children become adults. Brett IS going to die within the next 5 years and EVERYONE is going to act surprised, except for Ari.

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 3 роки тому +2

      @@Velocimackerel I pray he spikes the drinks at the funeral

    • @pwnstarryan5265
      @pwnstarryan5265 2 роки тому

      Leanne puts up with a different kind of man. Tom is a big asshole, Bert is a big manchild. Both these women are dealing with their own demons lmfao

    • @pegleg2959
      @pegleg2959 2 роки тому +1

      @@Velocimackerel I don't know much about these people, why is he going to die?

  • @coffeeabuse
    @coffeeabuse 4 роки тому +377

    Christina: "You've got a *lot* of weird stuff". Tom: "What do you mean?". Christina: "Well, *sighs*..." Lol

  • @leviwalker7375
    @leviwalker7375 3 роки тому +66

    His lil evil smile kill's me every flippin time

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 4 роки тому +930

    If Christina was smarter she would've figured out Tom by now and probably be in some mass grave with the others. Good on her for flying under the radar of the most prolific comedian/serial killer after John Wayne Gacy.

    • @erictankeastburn6291
      @erictankeastburn6291 3 роки тому +16

      What.

    • @klaus2913
      @klaus2913 3 роки тому +14

      @@erictankeastburn6291 It is a joke. Although Tom has really dark humor, which is not really common among Americans I presume, but I have no idea. It is the standard humor in my country, so we would consider him quite normal hahaha.

    • @blindi6326
      @blindi6326 2 роки тому

      after?

    • @DragonDeezNutz-kn3wv
      @DragonDeezNutz-kn3wv 2 роки тому +25

      He’s actually the zodiac killer. He’s aged quite well.

    • @BanilyaGorilya
      @BanilyaGorilya 2 роки тому

      No Christina is the Ghislaine Maxwell for Tom here. Only Tom wouldn’t be allowed to hang himself or be hanged by others. She’s complicit in his crimes against humanity and an active and ardent supporter of his proclivities. #hotsauceisthebest

  • @amandaszymczak388
    @amandaszymczak388 3 роки тому +204

    My husband passed in 2016, but watching these 2 gives me life cuz it was what I had with my best friend ❤ this is love right here 😂

  • @hunterrc.21
    @hunterrc.21 3 роки тому +26

    Tom and Christina have such a great comedic dynamic. They make each other funnier

  • @AA-rv2xw
    @AA-rv2xw 4 роки тому +901

    Tom's just a cool guy, idk what the problem is..

    • @carlosvejar3938
      @carlosvejar3938 4 роки тому +13

      The Coolest, High and Tight

    • @daltd44
      @daltd44 4 роки тому +52

      And he can dunk on a 9 foot rim.

    • @AA-rv2xw
      @AA-rv2xw 4 роки тому +11

      Tom, if you're reading this... Just keep featherin it brother. Fuck the haters.

    • @AFatOcelot
      @AFatOcelot 4 роки тому +2

      A reeeeeeealll cooooooooooollll guuyyy

    • @GoldbondPowder
      @GoldbondPowder 4 роки тому

      The problem is that Bert 2 - Tom 0.

  • @uneedamuracle
    @uneedamuracle 3 роки тому +12

    3:00 “This is a great point.” Had me dying 😂

  • @wertzui19871229
    @wertzui19871229 Рік тому +5

    Tom just looking at the camera *smiling silently* like serial killers do in court is hillarious😂

  • @raerae555
    @raerae555 2 роки тому +66

    Christina’s expression at 1:44 as Tom gleefully describes beating her 😂😂😂

  • @toddmchenry8509
    @toddmchenry8509 2 роки тому +8

    "people are scared, and people are weak" couldn't agree more

  • @savethedandelions
    @savethedandelions 3 роки тому +69

    i'm super baked right now, but i'm watching this and thinkin how happy i am these two nuts found each other.

  • @bigpapa4207
    @bigpapa4207 4 роки тому +117

    This sounded like something Garth Brooks would do

  • @PatrickTheThird1
    @PatrickTheThird1 4 роки тому +3

    I appreciate Tom’s full openness and boldness to stand behind that shit!

  • @butternubbs7442
    @butternubbs7442 4 роки тому +13

    That nod at 4:10 was great haha

  • @Bobbypinker
    @Bobbypinker 3 роки тому +4

    "Tom has one night stands and leaves the stink...on his...ding...a-ling." hahahaha

  • @gnarfarmer
    @gnarfarmer 2 роки тому +35

    I've never seen a couple air their dirty laundry so publicly, shamelessly and hilariously

  • @bjv93
    @bjv93 2 роки тому +7

    "Come here you big titted animal" I'm sorry but that's a fucking golden line 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shelbyb4089
    @shelbyb4089 2 роки тому +5

    I absolutely love your wife. Hearing her perspective is so refreshing and real.

  • @zbatchDOC
    @zbatchDOC 3 роки тому +3

    I almost fell over when Tom goes “that’s not a good start” 🤣🤣 f you I’m dying

  • @davethomas543
    @davethomas543 4 роки тому +291

    RED FLAGS ?????? I legit pray to our lord and savior every single day for the well being of Cristina P and that she has the strength to deal with the monster we all know Tommy boy is

    • @calska140
      @calska140 4 роки тому +31

      I pray for the opposite. That Tom has the patience to deal with this woman trying to assail him and his ego. Trying to drag him down to a place where he doubts himself and his abilities all for a minor win in her ledger. Tom has it clinched, always has. I don't put much stock in Christina saying she was almost turned off from Tom because of a few jokes. Because that's easy to say but here she is after all.

    • @kolekole6017
      @kolekole6017 4 роки тому +1

      I worry the opposite, lol.

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 4 роки тому +13

      @@calska140 ok

    • @kaz8363
      @kaz8363 3 роки тому

      @dick trickle ok

    • @marieelisa1
      @marieelisa1 3 роки тому

      ಠಿ_ಠಿ

  • @TrashBoat11
    @TrashBoat11 3 роки тому +19

    "They wouldn't let me talk about farts and shits, I hated it."

  • @jakechilton7681
    @jakechilton7681 4 роки тому +5

    One of the best and funniest clips! I love them

  • @musicf3b
    @musicf3b 4 роки тому +56

    Women are way more calculating about who they date lol. Idk if I’d recall one joke 15 years later

    • @Kmanjr0
      @Kmanjr0 4 роки тому +2

      Better cal Sal “no shit”

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling 4 роки тому +6

      because women arent funny.

    • @suppmydiff3257
      @suppmydiff3257 3 роки тому

      @@LoveProWrestling something said exclusively by dudes who think George Carlin is a comedian

    • @anguishedcarpet
      @anguishedcarpet 3 роки тому

      @@Kmanjr0 well he's not a comedian now, he's dead

  • @SkankbumJerry
    @SkankbumJerry 4 роки тому +4

    4:04 Mmmmhmmm, My boi Tom knew EXACTLY What's up. 😂🤣

  • @Joshuawelds
    @Joshuawelds 4 роки тому +95

    In all the different Worlds, in all the different Universes, No couple is better suited for each other than these two are.....

  • @nazurath8833
    @nazurath8833 4 роки тому +9

    I agree with Tom. You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. Ill throw a wig on next time you have a creative idea. Set me on fire for all I care bahaha

  • @camq-py7bs
    @camq-py7bs 2 роки тому

    The dude in the background laughing at every joke at EVERYTHING. 😂

  • @erdnasiul87
    @erdnasiul87 4 роки тому +107

    Tom has more red flag than the old eastern bloc

  • @alexistrebexis3195
    @alexistrebexis3195 11 місяців тому

    Lmao, Tom describing the scene of bashing her head and pushing her head through the glass was hilarious.

  • @billy-flo
    @billy-flo 2 роки тому +2

    Tom’s smile when Christina is talking about first seeing Tom’s attractiveness lol

  • @TheHouseOffice
    @TheHouseOffice 2 роки тому +3

    Tom is so proud of his gross moments. His face when she mentions the red flags.

  • @Ronald_Raygun_Pewpew
    @Ronald_Raygun_Pewpew 4 роки тому +4

    "its weird and violent" lmfao

  • @bendejo8
    @bendejo8 3 роки тому +8

    7:19 The most iconic YMH moment?

  • @spackle9999
    @spackle9999 4 роки тому +25

    "I like you because you took a risk, but I would never date that guy". I mean, as a man, he basically had the tip in at that point. Just a little shove is all ya needed.

  • @jpk9902
    @jpk9902 Рік тому

    8:53 gotta admit that "noooo!" was adorable

  • @haymarie3121
    @haymarie3121 2 роки тому +1

    These two are pure comedy joy!!!

  • @Itsreallymarcus
    @Itsreallymarcus 3 роки тому +1

    I talk to my wife the same way joking around and she just knows it’s me lol

  • @victorkarlsson8625
    @victorkarlsson8625 Рік тому

    How she says “go fuck yourself” is just MUAH! Perfect delivery

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 Рік тому

    "Its weird and violent!" (Tom grins at camera). 😆😆😆

  • @strangelalansbury5028
    @strangelalansbury5028 4 роки тому +60

    Christina: I wasn't looking at you sexually
    Also Christina: I was just like Tom Segura's really attractive and you were so handsome
    and the light looked so good on you and you were so cute

    • @mati_abc
      @mati_abc 2 роки тому

      That's kinda right, unlike man woman can be physically attracted but can be turned off by a personality trait of a man. Man, just think about that later

  • @_____7512
    @_____7512 4 роки тому +44

    10/10 Christina would still eat Tommy’s scrum

    • @mikesendec3972
      @mikesendec3972 4 роки тому +4

      You a nasty gal, that's great

    • @on2wheels378
      @on2wheels378 4 роки тому +6

      He got snipped for HER. She could drop 30Lbs like Leeanne did But Christiana do it for him...

    • @jacklempke7779
      @jacklempke7779 4 роки тому

      She never has though...did I miss something? I think your joke flew over my head.

    • @on2wheels378
      @on2wheels378 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacklempke7779 sure did...

    • @_____7512
      @_____7512 4 роки тому +1

      @@mikesendec3972 thank u

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie 2 роки тому +5

    The way she delivered “come here hooker” made me spit out my water #WaterChamp

  • @VagabondTexan
    @VagabondTexan 4 роки тому +3

    Real married talk starts at 8:30. LMAO

  • @jobelthirty1294
    @jobelthirty1294 4 роки тому +1

    the fucking smiles tom gives the camera! aghahagaha

  • @sammartha5567
    @sammartha5567 3 роки тому +10

    No one makes Tom laugh more than Tom...

    • @1TakoyakiStore
      @1TakoyakiStore 2 роки тому

      Well that and a tumbler full of koolaid.

  • @Thekoolaidchamp
    @Thekoolaidchamp 4 роки тому +38

    Jennifer Aniston for the part Christina played 😂

  • @johnjohnson1681
    @johnjohnson1681 3 роки тому

    i literally fucking LOLD IRL when she said you call me a big titted animal LMFAO

  • @ashleyderusha1013
    @ashleyderusha1013 4 роки тому +86

    I gotta say, as a regular normal woman, I would love a relationship like this. I just wanna be someone's big-titted animal. 🥲

  • @Brimstone3
    @Brimstone3 4 місяці тому +1

    Christina's dating criteria and conflicting turn on/off lists are at least as big of a red flag as Tom's words

  • @RyanMovingViolationz
    @RyanMovingViolationz 3 роки тому +2

    Tom and Christina, sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!! 😂😂😂

  • @redteamcell
    @redteamcell 4 роки тому +2

    Their love transcends...

  • @johanneswei5753
    @johanneswei5753 4 роки тому +5

    Tommy buns keeps feathering it

  • @jkeeney2010
    @jkeeney2010 2 роки тому

    I love these 2

  • @stevengates4437
    @stevengates4437 4 роки тому +25

    I wounder if Tom is ever gonna heal from his brain injury....

  • @spiritualempress6691
    @spiritualempress6691 Рік тому

    To be honest the sketch ideas just represent marriage 😂

  • @takeshikashana236
    @takeshikashana236 3 роки тому

    I'd love the idea for the sketch !

  • @julemanden800
    @julemanden800 3 роки тому

    This clip made me realise how much i relate to Tom

  • @agi4nth4mster3
    @agi4nth4mster3 3 роки тому

    Love the nod Tom 😆😆😆

  • @Da_Ninja_Genko
    @Da_Ninja_Genko 4 роки тому

    I Love this Podcast

  • @dannygreen592
    @dannygreen592 Рік тому

    What an awesome idea Tom. I love this guy.
    And meanwhile Christy put her psychologist cap on, at least to her...ffs lmao.

  • @southernhumboldtterpfarm6530
    @southernhumboldtterpfarm6530 2 роки тому +1

    WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m hysterically laughing like very and Tom do together. “Come here you big titted animal”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 WHY?????

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 3 роки тому

    I love you two!!

  • @HeyyyPuti
    @HeyyyPuti 2 роки тому

    My man owes on me in the shower too 😭😭🤣

  • @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX
    @XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX 3 роки тому +4

    These 2 remind me of my girl and I. No limits, just fucking around, not getting offended easy, it's cool to see others like us. Not married but we've been together for 18 years now, soooo longer then most married couples HAHA.

  • @LiKWiDjay
    @LiKWiDjay 3 роки тому +4

    Best was christina pointing at her self with a smirk and saying 10 years of therapy and bill burr smashing her lmao
    She really thought that was gunna get a big laugh

  • @angelatrahan6321
    @angelatrahan6321 3 роки тому

    "... and then you accidentally die." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @InsanityBySprinkles
    @InsanityBySprinkles 3 роки тому +6

    My boyfriend will call me nice names in front of people or when he’s really trying to be nice, but when we’re just hanging he always calls me names like that because he thinks he’s funny. Honestly, I find it funny though, so it’s fine :P

    • @Daplin1
      @Daplin1 3 роки тому

      So it is funny ? Why did you say thinks hes funny?

    • @BigL.10
      @BigL.10 3 роки тому

      @@Daplin1 she said she finds it funny?

    • @Daplin1
      @Daplin1 3 роки тому +1

      @@BigL.10 well. She said he thinks hes funny. But if she finds it funny then he doeant think anything . He just is funny

    • @BigL.10
      @BigL.10 3 роки тому

      @@Daplin1 no, read it again. He thinks hes funny when he calls her names. She says "i find it funny though, so its fine", by which she means that if she didn't find it funny that he is calling her names there would be a problem. He can find himself funny while others have their own opinion of his humour, in her case she finds him funny as well, thats all she was saying

  • @billsomes95
    @billsomes95 Рік тому

    Tom should watch the MDE world peace dinner sketch

  • @fearlessgambino
    @fearlessgambino Рік тому

    if you don't have a relationship like them, it's not worth it.

  • @chair2930
    @chair2930 4 роки тому +47

    Soowoo to my queens named Julia above 18

  • @opibegoob7585
    @opibegoob7585 4 роки тому +5

    As a plumber, women’s restrooms are always nastier, much worse than the men’s. Maybe tom’s onto something.

  • @jacklame1584
    @jacklame1584 4 роки тому +5

    Tom is just a free spirit...for now.

  • @RedmayneDeadmayne
    @RedmayneDeadmayne 4 роки тому +19

    Tom's red flag he should have saw in CP was when she said she was a comedian

  • @RandomBogey
    @RandomBogey 4 роки тому +10

    The longer I listen to YMH, the more I realize I am Tom. Now, if only I could find a Christine...

  • @killervacuum
    @killervacuum 4 роки тому +5

    I honestly don't see what's so over-the-line about tom's sketch ideas when movies like Saw and Hostel get made.

  • @malango255
    @malango255 3 роки тому

    '' you can't do this to me'' XD

  • @matthewvolb94
    @matthewvolb94 3 роки тому

    My favorite couple

  • @amulawa
    @amulawa 3 роки тому

    "feels good to hear"

  • @kg_canuck
    @kg_canuck 4 роки тому +17

    Everybody just gonna brush over the "you pee on me in the shower" part

    • @roronoadzoro9429
      @roronoadzoro9429 4 роки тому +2

      you are litteraly in the shower who gives a fuck ?

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 4 роки тому +5

      That’s literally the most normal of all the things she listed

    • @BenceAndreasSlajher
      @BenceAndreasSlajher 3 роки тому +1

      @@Garrett1240 what.

    • @BigL.10
      @BigL.10 3 роки тому +2

      @@BenceAndreasSlajher pretty common dude

  • @zukondis
    @zukondis 4 роки тому +4

    Every red pill truth that explains why some longterm relationships works beautifully despite being between two sick fucks with matching vibes and compromise, right there lol love it

  • @chrisorman73
    @chrisorman73 4 роки тому

    Love this! ❤️

  • @crazymusicman13
    @crazymusicman13 2 роки тому +1

    damn shout out to christina for talking about her parents

  • @tbev3363
    @tbev3363 4 роки тому +7

    I mean.....the stunningly beautiful and talented Natalie Portman did a rated MA vid on SNL....and killed it
    reach out.

  • @oosa358
    @oosa358 4 роки тому +7

    Rihanna should play the role.

  • @Vividlol
    @Vividlol 3 роки тому

    Tommy Buns wildin

  • @junkheadINC
    @junkheadINC 3 роки тому

    Every single time I watch this show it reminds me of my wife and I.

  • @Push8180
    @Push8180 4 роки тому +5

    Could we get a longer intro for the clips?

  • @catchbooker7257
    @catchbooker7257 4 роки тому +1

    Actually came here for Christina after seeing her on Rogan.

  • @mileslaw
    @mileslaw 4 роки тому +5

    That nod from Tom gotta be a meme

  • @camillesuarez2999
    @camillesuarez2999 4 роки тому

    Holy shit!! This was hilarious but I agree with her 1000000%%% 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 4 роки тому

    First red flag: Not following PROTO!!! You'r fired!!!

  • @eamonndoyle6068
    @eamonndoyle6068 4 роки тому

    Pitch it to us Tom! Pitch it!

  • @Chironofolympus
    @Chironofolympus 2 роки тому

    He was a walking red flag now she’s his wife 😂😭😭

  • @tiffany1241
    @tiffany1241 4 роки тому +3

    I love the way Tom leads the direction of the show. He's the best. Subservient xtina's alright, too

    • @chrstphrluis2206
      @chrstphrluis2206 3 роки тому

      I honestly can’t stand her

    • @coolkid9967
      @coolkid9967 3 роки тому

      @@chrstphrluis2206 her tiktoks make it better sometimes

  • @chloe94558
    @chloe94558 2 роки тому

    Lol, this is a low key call for help

  • @chadgrov
    @chadgrov 4 роки тому

    This Chris Gaines guy is super slick