Tom's Red Flags - YMH Highlight
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the red flags CP saw in Tom early on in their relationship, as well as sketches Tom pitched that couldn't be made.
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I love the way Tom looks at the camera when Christina agrees with him. It's pure joy
Hands down the coolest married couple I've EVER seen.
They are my #couplegoals 😃
It’s a show. You haven’t seen anything.
I love that they are so self aware of their own nonsense LMAO
there a looooot you dont know about their relationship lmao
@@c64116 Really? Been a follower for years...Enlighten me, Oh Random One. I beg of you, oh Wisest, Most know-it-all-ness! Tell me how I should THINK and FEEL about one of my Favorite comedians...Perhaps you can vlog your life and make a simple comparison..."It's a show..."
STFU...It was an opinion... ( Don't get mad c6 4116. That was directed towards TD 4YD...you chimed in last so now you're in it...
What woman doesn't want to be called "a big titted animal"
-Abraham Lincoln
Four score and 7 tits ago!
He didn't say that. You lie!
Bro he def said that he's honest abe
@@ianjohnson6666 You lie too! Why do you lie?
@@imheretochewbubblegum wym I learned that in high school John wilkes booth's wife had a small chest so he got mad and shot Lincoln because she was insecure about it
“What woman would tolerate that?”
Instantly thought of Berts wife
I'd love to hear Liane list her red flags for Bert
At least Tom will live long enough to see his children become adults. Brett IS going to die within the next 5 years and EVERYONE is going to act surprised, except for Ari.
@@Velocimackerel I pray he spikes the drinks at the funeral
Leanne puts up with a different kind of man. Tom is a big asshole, Bert is a big manchild. Both these women are dealing with their own demons lmfao
@@Velocimackerel I don't know much about these people, why is he going to die?
Christina: "You've got a *lot* of weird stuff". Tom: "What do you mean?". Christina: "Well, *sighs*..." Lol
His lil evil smile kill's me every flippin time
If Christina was smarter she would've figured out Tom by now and probably be in some mass grave with the others. Good on her for flying under the radar of the most prolific comedian/serial killer after John Wayne Gacy.
What.
@@erictankeastburn6291 It is a joke. Although Tom has really dark humor, which is not really common among Americans I presume, but I have no idea. It is the standard humor in my country, so we would consider him quite normal hahaha.
after?
He’s actually the zodiac killer. He’s aged quite well.
No Christina is the Ghislaine Maxwell for Tom here. Only Tom wouldn’t be allowed to hang himself or be hanged by others. She’s complicit in his crimes against humanity and an active and ardent supporter of his proclivities. #hotsauceisthebest
My husband passed in 2016, but watching these 2 gives me life cuz it was what I had with my best friend ❤ this is love right here 😂
I bet he was an awesome guy, he'll send you another special dude
Keep featherin it sis
Awww im sorry for your ❤
Tom and Christina have such a great comedic dynamic. They make each other funnier
Tom's just a cool guy, idk what the problem is..
The Coolest, High and Tight
And he can dunk on a 9 foot rim.
Tom, if you're reading this... Just keep featherin it brother. Fuck the haters.
A reeeeeeealll cooooooooooollll guuyyy
The problem is that Bert 2 - Tom 0.
3:00 “This is a great point.” Had me dying 😂
Tom just looking at the camera *smiling silently* like serial killers do in court is hillarious😂
Christina’s expression at 1:44 as Tom gleefully describes beating her 😂😂😂
"people are scared, and people are weak" couldn't agree more
i'm super baked right now, but i'm watching this and thinkin how happy i am these two nuts found each other.
A great pair of nuts indeed
This sounded like something Garth Brooks would do
Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff.
He’s just an all around cool guy
I like that
I appreciate Tom’s full openness and boldness to stand behind that shit!
That nod at 4:10 was great haha
"Tom has one night stands and leaves the stink...on his...ding...a-ling." hahahaha
I've never seen a couple air their dirty laundry so publicly, shamelessly and hilariously
"Come here you big titted animal" I'm sorry but that's a fucking golden line 😂😂😂😂😂
I absolutely love your wife. Hearing her perspective is so refreshing and real.
I almost fell over when Tom goes “that’s not a good start” 🤣🤣 f you I’m dying
RED FLAGS ?????? I legit pray to our lord and savior every single day for the well being of Cristina P and that she has the strength to deal with the monster we all know Tommy boy is
I pray for the opposite. That Tom has the patience to deal with this woman trying to assail him and his ego. Trying to drag him down to a place where he doubts himself and his abilities all for a minor win in her ledger. Tom has it clinched, always has. I don't put much stock in Christina saying she was almost turned off from Tom because of a few jokes. Because that's easy to say but here she is after all.
I worry the opposite, lol.
@@calska140 ok
@dick trickle ok
ಠಿ_ಠಿ
"They wouldn't let me talk about farts and shits, I hated it."
One of the best and funniest clips! I love them
Women are way more calculating about who they date lol. Idk if I’d recall one joke 15 years later
Better cal Sal “no shit”
because women arent funny.
@@LoveProWrestling something said exclusively by dudes who think George Carlin is a comedian
@@Kmanjr0 well he's not a comedian now, he's dead
4:04 Mmmmhmmm, My boi Tom knew EXACTLY What's up. 😂🤣
In all the different Worlds, in all the different Universes, No couple is better suited for each other than these two are.....
I agree with Tom. You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. Ill throw a wig on next time you have a creative idea. Set me on fire for all I care bahaha
The dude in the background laughing at every joke at EVERYTHING. 😂
Tom has more red flag than the old eastern bloc
🤣
Lmfao
Lmao, Tom describing the scene of bashing her head and pushing her head through the glass was hilarious.
Tom’s smile when Christina is talking about first seeing Tom’s attractiveness lol
Tom is so proud of his gross moments. His face when she mentions the red flags.
"its weird and violent" lmfao
7:19 The most iconic YMH moment?
"I like you because you took a risk, but I would never date that guy". I mean, as a man, he basically had the tip in at that point. Just a little shove is all ya needed.
8:53 gotta admit that "noooo!" was adorable
These two are pure comedy joy!!!
I talk to my wife the same way joking around and she just knows it’s me lol
How she says “go fuck yourself” is just MUAH! Perfect delivery
"Its weird and violent!" (Tom grins at camera). 😆😆😆
Christina: I wasn't looking at you sexually
Also Christina: I was just like Tom Segura's really attractive and you were so handsome
and the light looked so good on you and you were so cute
That's kinda right, unlike man woman can be physically attracted but can be turned off by a personality trait of a man. Man, just think about that later
10/10 Christina would still eat Tommy’s scrum
You a nasty gal, that's great
He got snipped for HER. She could drop 30Lbs like Leeanne did But Christiana do it for him...
She never has though...did I miss something? I think your joke flew over my head.
@@jacklempke7779 sure did...
@@mikesendec3972 thank u
The way she delivered “come here hooker” made me spit out my water #WaterChamp
Real married talk starts at 8:30. LMAO
the fucking smiles tom gives the camera! aghahagaha
No one makes Tom laugh more than Tom...
Well that and a tumbler full of koolaid.
Jennifer Aniston for the part Christina played 😂
i literally fucking LOLD IRL when she said you call me a big titted animal LMFAO
I gotta say, as a regular normal woman, I would love a relationship like this. I just wanna be someone's big-titted animal. 🥲
1. How big we talking?
2. What are your thoughts on being spit on?
Maybe someday
Maybe it’s already happened now
Christina's dating criteria and conflicting turn on/off lists are at least as big of a red flag as Tom's words
Tom and Christina, sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!! 😂😂😂
Their love transcends...
Tommy buns keeps feathering it
I love these 2
I wounder if Tom is ever gonna heal from his brain injury....
To be honest the sketch ideas just represent marriage 😂
I'd love the idea for the sketch !
This clip made me realise how much i relate to Tom
Love the nod Tom 😆😆😆
I Love this Podcast
What an awesome idea Tom. I love this guy.
And meanwhile Christy put her psychologist cap on, at least to her...ffs lmao.
WTF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m hysterically laughing like very and Tom do together. “Come here you big titted animal”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 WHY?????
I love you two!!
My man owes on me in the shower too 😭😭🤣
These 2 remind me of my girl and I. No limits, just fucking around, not getting offended easy, it's cool to see others like us. Not married but we've been together for 18 years now, soooo longer then most married couples HAHA.
hAhA
Best was christina pointing at her self with a smirk and saying 10 years of therapy and bill burr smashing her lmao
She really thought that was gunna get a big laugh
"... and then you accidentally die." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My boyfriend will call me nice names in front of people or when he’s really trying to be nice, but when we’re just hanging he always calls me names like that because he thinks he’s funny. Honestly, I find it funny though, so it’s fine :P
So it is funny ? Why did you say thinks hes funny?
@@Daplin1 she said she finds it funny?
@@BigL.10 well. She said he thinks hes funny. But if she finds it funny then he doeant think anything . He just is funny
@@Daplin1 no, read it again. He thinks hes funny when he calls her names. She says "i find it funny though, so its fine", by which she means that if she didn't find it funny that he is calling her names there would be a problem. He can find himself funny while others have their own opinion of his humour, in her case she finds him funny as well, thats all she was saying
Tom should watch the MDE world peace dinner sketch
if you don't have a relationship like them, it's not worth it.
Soowoo to my queens named Julia above 18
Bars
As a plumber, women’s restrooms are always nastier, much worse than the men’s. Maybe tom’s onto something.
Tom is just a free spirit...for now.
Tom's red flag he should have saw in CP was when she said she was a comedian
Niiiiiiiiice
The longer I listen to YMH, the more I realize I am Tom. Now, if only I could find a Christine...
I honestly don't see what's so over-the-line about tom's sketch ideas when movies like Saw and Hostel get made.
'' you can't do this to me'' XD
My favorite couple
"feels good to hear"
Everybody just gonna brush over the "you pee on me in the shower" part
you are litteraly in the shower who gives a fuck ?
That’s literally the most normal of all the things she listed
@@Garrett1240 what.
@@BenceAndreasSlajher pretty common dude
Every red pill truth that explains why some longterm relationships works beautifully despite being between two sick fucks with matching vibes and compromise, right there lol love it
Love this! ❤️
damn shout out to christina for talking about her parents
I mean.....the stunningly beautiful and talented Natalie Portman did a rated MA vid on SNL....and killed it
reach out.
Rihanna should play the role.
Tommy Buns wildin
Every single time I watch this show it reminds me of my wife and I.
Could we get a longer intro for the clips?
At least 12 minutes.
Actually came here for Christina after seeing her on Rogan.
That nod from Tom gotta be a meme
Holy shit!! This was hilarious but I agree with her 1000000%%% 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
First red flag: Not following PROTO!!! You'r fired!!!
Pitch it to us Tom! Pitch it!
He was a walking red flag now she’s his wife 😂😭😭
I love the way Tom leads the direction of the show. He's the best. Subservient xtina's alright, too
I honestly can’t stand her
@@chrstphrluis2206 her tiktoks make it better sometimes
Lol, this is a low key call for help
This Chris Gaines guy is super slick