Grab the HOROW T38 here: horow.com/?ref=eiaeayuo Use my Coupon Code "SALEMTECHSPERTS" for 15% OFF I had a blast making this video. Not only did this thing make me feel like I was living in a Star Trek Episode, but it's legitimately improved my quality of life. Shoutout to HOROW for sending me this one for free when I reached out to them asking to just make a video on it. Super kind of them and I appreciate it a ton!
@@MrGamelover23 "Shoutout to HOROW for sending me this one for free when I reached out to them asking to just make a video on it" implies that he was ready to purchase one to make a video on it, was asking their permission, and then instead got sent one for free. Chill, it's not that deep.
@@DatsWhatHeSaidIt’s reassuring knowing at least someone read and understood the description. I found HOROW on Amazon, was debating between this and their T16. The most I was expecting was a discount in exchange for a video but they were like nah have the T38, make a video, here’s a discount code 😂
15 years ago when I moved to Japan, my Japanese coworkers at city hall drove me to the mega electronics store after my first paycheck. They couldn't stop laughing when I made a bee line to the back of the store and started to excitedly check out electronic bidets. Yes, my very first expensive purchase in Japan was a toilet seat. It's maybe the single best purchase of my life! heh I passed it on to my relatives and installed it in their house when I eventually moved. hahaha
This made me smile. People truly don’t understand the impact a heated seat and bidet have until they use it. Like, my overall life is genuinely better 😂
The lights should be indexed to odor density, so my wife can tell if it is safe to go in the room. Like, red, you're dead. Blue, no poo. Something like that.
😎We’re so glad THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT EVER LIVED is enjoying our HOROW T38!!! It was our pleasure to hook you up, and your video absolutely nailed it! Thanks for sharing your experience and keeping it real with the story behind the collab. 💯 And yes, we love a good plot twist… "here’s the HOROW T38, go ahead and make that video" 🙌🏻
"I decided to give it a shot" Wait, so how exactly do you do that. do you go somewhere just to poop? Do you hold your poop in anticipation or something? When Lupe asked you where you are going, did you just say "going to take a dump in the display toilet"
😂 My toilet handle broke for the 3rd time. I said f- this, we’re getting a new toilet. I found this, read the reviews, reached out to them asking if they were interested in me reviewing it. They sent it to me and it was worthy of a long-form review 💪😎
I have a bidet that is mounted under the toilet seat. Easy to install and costed less than $50. I had it before covid hit in 2019 and the toilet paper fiasco happened. I had a 4 pack of tp and it lasted me 5 months. I also have IBS. Bidets are a godsend!
I watched the live stream of you two heading to your friend's how to check out the toilet and when you returned from the toilet! AWESOME to see the adventure in full!
I’m not sure why I needed this video in my life, but I did and thank you my friend for posting stuff that is reasonable for us for poor folk. PS I needed this in my life and I’m on a septic so anything I could do to eliminate how much toilet paper is going down the drain is a game changer and the toilet is actually reasonably priced.
I have had the T38 for 6 weeks and for the most part love it. Few issues is adjusting the microwave sensor, finding an explanation of the LED emojis, and is there any to skip having to open the seat before closing the top? Agree 100% I would never go back to a manual toilet.
This reminds me of the South Park Japanese toilet episode, be careful or toilet paper industry will get you, Fun fact did you know every day about 27,000 trees are used so that we can wipe our behind?" The more you know :)
LISTEN TO THIS MAN! HE'S SPEWIN' TRUTHS! Ever since we lived in Asia and had a civilized toilet, we have installed a Japanese-style toilet in every house we've ever had since (even rentals). Once you live with bidet toilet, you can never go back. This looks way cheaper than a Toto brand one too, which is nice. Insert 💩 joke here.
Hahah man I stayed at a hotel that had a bidet and I knew there was no turning back. There was no way I was paying like 4 grand for a Toto that had less features than this thing. Happy to have made the decision!
deranged ad for a computer repairman to do and i welcome it with open arms. you are very funny and creative! keep spreading the good word of toilets with built-in bidets!
Just used something like this for the first time a couple of days ago at a sushi place. Spent at least an extra 5 minutes in the can playing with the features.
Have you upgraded yet? We have the version built into the toilet seat that you can add to the toilet you already have. Best investment ever and they can be had for a few hundred dollars or less, depending on the bells and whistles you want.
Its severely understated how much the quality of your toilet bowl/seat can impact your health and enjoyment of using the bathroom. Dont have one as fancy but heated seat and bidet is so much cleaner.
I just can't fathom "enjoyment of using the bathroom" even being in someone's vocabulary... Why aren't people just taking care of business and moving on?
Now this is the kinda ad I *want* to watch. I live in an apartment, but I'm almost willing to get another toilet in a box to reinstall if I move out just to have this. Sheesh.
My Wife has Crohn's and this was some of the best money we ever spent it's been a real improvement to her quality of life. Ours is a couple of years old now but looks *very* similar to the Horow T38. It amused me that it shares its model number with a Russian amphibious tank.
I got a headlamp and a squeeze bottle bidet; I'll save my money for more micro itx NAS motherboards I don't need, thank you very much. Get a squatty potty stool to help with your naughty body stool. Helped me with IBS a lil, just less pain in the bathroom when its bad.
Fellow IBS sufferer. This toilet sounds like a dream, especially on the bad days where i go for seconds 8 times per day. How does this toilet handle the explosive leaky bombs? I'm worried droplets of that would land on the air freshener and that didn't seem like it auto cleans 😅
Dude it has a stream that cleans the bidet and it handles splashes well. A big thing was not having to flush twice since it sense if there's leftovers. In the rare chance you do have to manually clean it, there's no hidden crevices so it's super easy. I still haven't had to clean mine where before it was like once a week
This may be a weird question, but I heard they flush loud. I'm thinking about getting this one, and it would go in our onsuite bathroom so it would have to be fairly quiet. Thanks!
Completely understandable question. It uses a siphonic flush system that’s quieter than my old dumb toilet, so I don’t think you’ll have a problem with the noise level.
Thanks! I think I’m going to pick one up. However I can’t find the battery pack on their website. I’ve looked through toilets and accessories. Am I missing something? lol
@@vestian66 You're right, I couldn't find it either. They may have temporarily run out of stock and pulled from the site. Shoot them an email, support@horow.com or give them a call +1 209 200-8033 6AM-11AM（PST） 9AM-2PM（EST) Monday to Friday
I'm a nerd at heart and I go to the occasional convention here or there. One of my more recent cons actually had a hotel that had bidets in them and it was interesting, I don't get why these aren't more popular here in the States.
This video drops right after a blackout ended... power plus toilet plus blackout = sadness. I'm off grid but no one else out here is. I can't advocate powered toilets no matter how awesome. And I see the backup battery. But some people were without power for a week....
@@SalemTechsperts gotcha. I heard "smart" and immediately thought of things like Amazon Alexa devices or those smart LED strip controllers with the microphone.
Home Depot has one that can flush billiard balls, how do they compare? I don't know if it is the plumbing or the fixtures, but we have SO many clogs! Our entire family has IBD and two with diverticulitis, which means liquid to near impaction (thank God only NEAR, I'd die, I'd also travel VERY far to an ER). Is the water for the bidet warmed? Cold water sounds unpleasant in winter. Does it work with Home Assistant?
Nah the greatest technician that's ever lived just turned to the greatest SALESMAN that's ever lived, dude totally love your videos. This one in particular since I'm a Proctologist (no kiddin') my patients won't believe this exists. P.D.: Does this Run Valorant?
![Top 5 BEST Smart Toilets in [2025]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dsOC_KTQ0Kk/mqdefault.jpg)
Grab the HOROW T38 here: horow.com/?ref=eiaeayuo
Use my Coupon Code "SALEMTECHSPERTS" for 15% OFF
I had a blast making this video. Not only did this thing make me feel like I was living in a Star Trek Episode, but it's legitimately improved my quality of life. Shoutout to HOROW for sending me this one for free when I reached out to them asking to just make a video on it. Super kind of them and I appreciate it a ton!
Congrats my dude, glad that all the work and effort you put into this channel is starting to pay off more and more! 🥳
..Get those bags! 💰💰
MORE vids!
Okay, so you lied to us. Edit: nevermind, it's been explained to me.
@@MrGamelover23 "Shoutout to HOROW for sending me this one for free when I reached out to them asking to just make a video on it" implies that he was ready to purchase one to make a video on it, was asking their permission, and then instead got sent one for free.
Chill, it's not that deep.
@@DatsWhatHeSaidIt’s reassuring knowing at least someone read and understood the description. I found HOROW on Amazon, was debating between this and their T16. The most I was expecting was a discount in exchange for a video but they were like nah have the T38, make a video, here’s a discount code 😂
I bet those hinges hold better than most laptops
Fr 💀
(As an hp owner myself)
obligatory HP joke
Damn 💀💀💀
true (the hinge on my laptop is currently half-broken and held together by hopes and dreams)
@@2ktwothousand mine use the power of friendship
*THE CLEANEST COLON THAT’S EVER LIVED*
Of the greatest technician who has ever lived!!
@@dasherpie has*
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Only you can make an 8 minute long ad for a Smart Toilet that I don't need and have me gladly watch it 😂
I try to keep everything entertaining!
@@SalemTechsperts BTW does Lupe work in the shop or is he a Mate that acts as your Cameraman / Sidekick and gets a cut of the You Tube money ?
I even watch it while eating. It's that good
@@Alberosthe video right…..?
@@SalemTechspertshey salem ur tv motherboards repair is done by the greatest greatest technician that ever lived
It took every inch of my soul to watch a 8min ad, BUT the greatest technician that's ever lived deserves it!
I appreciate you!
Holy Cow this was only 8 mins?!
15 years ago when I moved to Japan, my Japanese coworkers at city hall drove me to the mega electronics store after my first paycheck. They couldn't stop laughing when I made a bee line to the back of the store and started to excitedly check out electronic bidets. Yes, my very first expensive purchase in Japan was a toilet seat. It's maybe the single best purchase of my life! heh I passed it on to my relatives and installed it in their house when I eventually moved. hahaha
A heated toilet seat in the middle of winter is a life-changer.
This made me smile. People truly don’t understand the impact a heated seat and bidet have until they use it. Like, my overall life is genuinely better 😂
But can it run Crysis?
I bet someone’s run Doom on this
@@SalemTechspertsWhat about Skyrim Toilet edition?
Can it run gmod
Anything can run doom
skibidi crysis?
The greatest t- WAIT WHAT, NOW WE ALSO HAVE THE GREATEST TOILET THAT EVER LIVED
THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE GIGACHAD HEARTED MY COMMENT IM SO HAPPY
Now he has take the "greatest shit that's ever lived"
@@sushantsharma5441greatest piss that's ever lived
"The greatest toilet that ever flushed?"
The lights should be indexed to odor density, so my wife can tell if it is safe to go in the room. Like, red, you're dead. Blue, no poo. Something like that.
but if it claims to be have a air freshner then y?
@@crazimathx4905 the process of air freshening could still take time .
This is an excellent idea
You can manually change it to reflect your stink level!
I've poo'd a poo that no freshener could mask- not even poo pourri@@crazimathx4905
"I've been waiting for you to sit on me, Andy..." - The HOROW T38 Smart Toilet
Haha, our HOROW T38 sure knows how to make an impression! 😄 Once you take a seat, you'll never look at another toilet the same way again!
Andy: RGB is the worst thing to happen to computers
Also Andy: * Gets an RGB toilet *
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This feels like a giant ad read...
The greatest ad read that ever-
😎We’re so glad THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT EVER LIVED is enjoying our HOROW T38!!! It was our pleasure to hook you up, and your video absolutely nailed it! Thanks for sharing your experience and keeping it real with the story behind the collab. 💯 And yes, we love a good plot twist… "here’s the HOROW T38, go ahead and make that video" 🙌🏻
Too bad you guys don't ship to brazil
"I decided to give it a shot"
Wait, so how exactly do you do that.
do you go somewhere just to poop? Do you hold your poop in anticipation or something?
When Lupe asked you where you are going, did you just say "going to take a dump in the display toilet"
😂 My toilet handle broke for the 3rd time. I said f- this, we’re getting a new toilet. I found this, read the reviews, reached out to them asking if they were interested in me reviewing it. They sent it to me and it was worthy of a long-form review 💪😎
2025: The year that your toilet harvests your data and sells it to your health insurance company. We are living in the future.
0:15 dude’s using Jean Paul Gaultier’s Le Male as an air freshener 😂 I felt being called poor in 10 different ways 😂
Plus the toilet itself is $1000
@@realfoggy And if you read his pinned comment, they sent it to him for free to review. He didn't buy it
@@reaper15a And the rest of us will have to pay for it. I don't see your point
@@reaper15aDang, I knew this included paid promotion, but I didn't think it meant they sent it in for free.
Never thought I'd watch a review of a toilet until now. Truely the greatest smart toilet that ever lived.
What is this? A toilet sponsor? Now I have seen it all 😂
I have a bidet that is mounted under the toilet seat. Easy to install and costed less than $50. I had it before covid hit in 2019 and the toilet paper fiasco happened. I had a 4 pack of tp and it lasted me 5 months. I also have IBS. Bidets are a godsend!
Japanese toilet: Please, not to throw away. I give you happy poopy time!
Fry: Sorry, you know too much.
It takes a certain kinda skill to make toilet reviews entertaining
Salem: My Wife
Lupe: Our Wife sir
When you accidently hit the Feminine wash trying to hit the bidet 😂
I didn't knew i would need such toilet in my life😢
Me either until I got it. Now I can’t ever go back
Has amazing smart toilet. Also has strange wall patch and mismatched paint in bathroom.
You’re just jealous these haven’t hit estate auctions yet 😤
I may be stupid, but at least my toilet is now smart.
Thank you Mr. Salem Techsperts.
Did i really just watch a $1000 toilet review from the greatest technician that's ever lived?
I watched the live stream of you two heading to your friend's how to check out the toilet and when you returned from the toilet! AWESOME to see the adventure in full!
The cleanest back that's ever lived.
I thought you were joking when you said that in your livestream lol
I was dead serious 😂 this thing was so interesting I had to make a video
IBS is such a pain in the butt, literally. Happy pooping!
It’s less of a pain with this thing. That warm bidet 😩 🤌
@@SalemTechsperts After my IBS flared this morning, that would feel SOOO damn good right now.
I’m not sure why I needed this video in my life, but I did and thank you my friend for posting stuff that is reasonable for us for poor folk. PS I needed this in my life and I’m on a septic so anything I could do to eliminate how much toilet paper is going down the drain is a game changer and the toilet is actually reasonably priced.
I have had the T38 for 6 weeks and for the most part love it. Few issues is adjusting the microwave sensor, finding an explanation of the LED emojis, and is there any to skip having to open the seat before closing the top? Agree 100% I would never go back to a manual toilet.
This reminds me of the South Park Japanese toilet episode, be careful or toilet paper industry will get you, Fun fact did you know every day about 27,000 trees are used so that we can wipe our behind?" The more you know :)
I never thought in 22 ( so far ) years of living I'd de watching a review of a toilet
Same at 46 years, idk what I'm doing but no one does so I'm not too worried.
I've been alive going on 45 years, and I didn't either, but here we are!
0:41 more like "giving a sh*t" am i right?
That toilet is cleaner than my entire computer
Can it collect gooch?
It disposes of it
@@SalemTechsperts not very practical for a gooch collector, but sounds like a nice addition to the computer workshop
@@SalemTechspertsThe gooch destroyer!
HE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS‼️‼️‼️
The Greatest Toilet Ad/Review That's Ever Lived
Lupe is The quietest wife that ever lived 😂
From repairing laptops to reviewing toilets bro came a long way
LISTEN TO THIS MAN! HE'S SPEWIN' TRUTHS!
Ever since we lived in Asia and had a civilized toilet, we have installed a Japanese-style toilet in every house we've ever had since (even rentals).
Once you live with bidet toilet, you can never go back. This looks way cheaper than a Toto brand one too, which is nice.
Insert 💩 joke here.
eyyyy oranje snuifduiven
Hahah man I stayed at a hotel that had a bidet and I knew there was no turning back. There was no way I was paying like 4 grand for a Toto that had less features than this thing. Happy to have made the decision!
Great review thanks. Looks like it's lacking a seat warming function is my only concern. 🤔
Now you got to paint the wall lol
Yeah I had to move the water line to fit this in 😂
Doh
That thing looks awesome but since i am renting not sure I can drop that much on it.
"So you know exactly where to aim your stream or deploy your Troops" -Things that will be misunderstood
Once the greatest technician that’s ever lived retires will become the greatest plumber that’s ever lived
deranged ad for a computer repairman to do and i welcome it with open arms. you are very funny and creative! keep spreading the good word of toilets with built-in bidets!
I'm very happy to see it doesn't require a cloud subscription to work
a porcelain throne worthy of the greatest technician that's ever lived.
Just used something like this for the first time a couple of days ago at a sushi place. Spent at least an extra 5 minutes in the can playing with the features.
I'm still in here playing with them and it's been a few months
Have you upgraded yet? We have the version built into the toilet seat that you can add to the toilet you already have.
Best investment ever and they can be had for a few hundred dollars or less, depending on the bells and whistles you want.
“DEPLOY OUR TROOPS” hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its severely understated how much the quality of your toilet bowl/seat can impact your health and enjoyment of using the bathroom. Dont have one as fancy but heated seat and bidet is so much cleaner.
I just can't fathom "enjoyment of using the bathroom" even being in someone's vocabulary... Why aren't people just taking care of business and moving on?
The greatest toilet that’s ever lived!!!!!! Sorry greatest technician.
Also, technology is getting crazier by the second.
When your guests ask to use the loo they must at first go through a crash course and read the user manual😂
"The toilet is already lit up so you know exactly where to aim your stream or deploy your troops" LMAO
oh wait someone already commented the same thing damn
Now this is the kinda ad I *want* to watch. I live in an apartment, but I'm almost willing to get another toilet in a box to reinstall if I move out just to have this. Sheesh.
My Wife has Crohn's and this was some of the best money we ever spent it's been a real improvement to her quality of life. Ours is a couple of years old now but looks *very* similar to the Horow T38. It amused me that it shares its model number with a Russian amphibious tank.
T38 is also a US Air Force supersonic trainer also known as a F-5
Good luck with the water bill ~ 😂😂😂
As someone who works for a bidet company, this is awesome to see!
You’re doing the Lords work 🫡
I got a headlamp and a squeeze bottle bidet; I'll save my money for more micro itx NAS motherboards I don't need, thank you very much.
Get a squatty potty stool to help with your naughty body stool. Helped me with IBS a lil, just less pain in the bathroom when its bad.
Fellow IBS sufferer. This toilet sounds like a dream, especially on the bad days where i go for seconds 8 times per day. How does this toilet handle the explosive leaky bombs? I'm worried droplets of that would land on the air freshener and that didn't seem like it auto cleans 😅
Dude it has a stream that cleans the bidet and it handles splashes well. A big thing was not having to flush twice since it sense if there's leftovers. In the rare chance you do have to manually clean it, there's no hidden crevices so it's super easy. I still haven't had to clean mine where before it was like once a week
Me watching this rn actively taking a shit in a bucket on a job site rn. Godspeed
This may be a weird question, but I heard they flush loud. I'm thinking about getting this one, and it would go in our onsuite bathroom so it would have to be fairly quiet. Thanks!
Completely understandable question. It uses a siphonic flush system that’s quieter than my old dumb toilet, so I don’t think you’ll have a problem with the noise level.
Thanks! I think I’m going to pick one up. However I can’t find the battery pack on their website. I’ve looked through toilets and accessories. Am I missing something? lol
@@vestian66 You're right, I couldn't find it either. They may have temporarily run out of stock and pulled from the site. Shoot them an email, support@horow.com
or give them a call +1 209 200-8033
6AM-11AM（PST） 9AM-2PM（EST) Monday to Friday
Never thought I'd ever give a like to a toilet ad video, but bro, i enjoyed every second of the video ❤
Bidets are not common in Brazil, but we usually have a little shower to wash off no 2s, and it is one of the things I really miss in Sweden.
I've been waiting whole life for content like this. Now make gaming setup around this toilet.
I'm a nerd at heart and I go to the occasional convention here or there. One of my more recent cons actually had a hotel that had bidets in them and it was interesting, I don't get why these aren't more popular here in the States.
Bro is sponsored by a toilet
I think this is better that any other publicity about casinos and vpn
Wait, if that has a hot air blower - that means it has an intake... I smell gooch collection point!
Can you imagine if they had this bad boy in the Roman Empire 😤
This video drops right after a blackout ended... power plus toilet plus blackout = sadness. I'm off grid but no one else out here is. I can't advocate powered toilets no matter how awesome. And I see the backup battery. But some people were without power for a week....
Ah, the famous air freshener from Jean Paul Gaultier. Le Toilette. 😂
I watched this while dropping a number 2, sounds like a amazing machine 😂
Is it me, or do i want you to do all reviews ever now.. this is so funny and educational at the same time.
Great job 0
That's the greatest room freshener that's ever lived
As someone with IBS/IBD I would love one of these toilets, but because I rent ... I have to deal with a regular damn toilet ... lol.
Is the white wire running into your vanity just the power cord?
the kick-it-open button just overwhelmed me 🤣
Did I just watch a toilet ad for 8mins?
*_YES_*
The ultimate mobile gaming chair 🔥
Thank you for this gaming chair review, I'm considering getting one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:48 i thought it's gonna hold yout saussage so you can pee hands free 💀
That is some serious shit, I can't even look at my outhouse like toilet now. thanks.
Two things: first, I wonder what the heatsink on that toilet looks like.
And second, is there any privacy risks like other smart devices?
It doesn’t connect to WiFi
@@SalemTechsperts gotcha. I heard "smart" and immediately thought of things like Amazon Alexa devices or those smart LED strip controllers with the microphone.
Technology! Soon, they'll be adding a discrete AI camera to confirm the clean before the blower deploys... 😂😅 😮
A few years ago I went to Japan one of the things I remember the most is their toilets!
Bro, you guys weren't lying when you said you were going to see a toilet LOL
I told you!
Home Depot has one that can flush billiard balls, how do they compare? I don't know if it is the plumbing or the fixtures, but we have SO many clogs! Our entire family has IBD and two with diverticulitis, which means liquid to near impaction (thank God only NEAR, I'd die, I'd also travel VERY far to an ER).
Is the water for the bidet warmed? Cold water sounds unpleasant in winter.
Does it work with Home Assistant?
You know a product is seriously good when The Greatest Technician That’s Ever Lived recommends it
EVERY other sentence and the want to buy one grows!
W review.
It’s life changing 🫡
The greatest technician + a clean colon = happy customers
A toilet review from the greatest technician that has ever lived wasn't on my bingo card 😂.
Great information, i just ordered one.
Nah the greatest technician that's ever lived just turned to the greatest SALESMAN that's ever lived, dude totally love your videos. This one in particular since I'm a Proctologist (no kiddin') my patients won't believe this exists.
P.D.: Does this Run Valorant?
i bet those lights in the toilet are gonna look like this toilet is in heaven
This is the weirdest ad for a toilet I’ve ever seen.
Yet I’m… so intrigued
When did the greatest technician thats ever lived start repairing toilets 😂😂
Living in Japan Japan 🇯🇵 , these are in most homes, but you have a kick ass model!! 😅
honestly, makes me want one