Resident Evil 8 is fun
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2021
- Large Female
thanks to @bloopyboi_ on Twitter for the thumbnail image.
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Turns out. I like gamersupps. I feel no regret.
he has returned to the light side of the gamer energy drinks
Thanks jfj really appreciate it
I'll tell you what's better than gamersupps J
haha
As soon as you said don't drink gamersupps I was like , ooohh yeah what about the Adams mom waifu cup collab??? And as I scrolled down to the comments... well here we are lol.
I feel slightly more important now that I showed up for a whole 2 seconds in this video.
Yeah heroin is baby shit compared to being in a jfj video
I feel that
I remember the time I showed up for .5 seconds in his Sonic adventure video
Wait a sec are you time over from the youtube comment section??
Dude..... I had a cameo in THREE vids, keep up with streams that JFJ has and you will get more cameos in future vids.
Tall vampire woman is just a plant for Chris. He wants to test Ethan and ensure the Redfield bloodline still has worthy potential.
we must preserve the Redfield lineage
The ending said otherwise tho, Chris once again give up the chance to ensure his bloodline's continuity.
Guess he wasn't that desperate when comes down to such choice after all.
I think we can add Ethan's hands to the list of characters who went through more pain than Ellie.
At this point, anyone can make it on that list.
I see that Ethan looks like Miles Upshore from the famous Outlast game, when a sick doctor, Richard Trager, cut off two fingers from him, and even Ethan's clothes are the same as Miles' clothes, and the two of them are from the first person’s perspective, and the two of them do not show a face in the game, but you can know a picture of their face. If you search for them on the Internet, it is reasonable that this similarity Just a coincidence from the developers, and by the way, when you reach the second leader, the puppet leader, the game will be like Out Last and Silent Hill, just running away and hiding🥰
What hand? By the end of this, he will have only a gory stump left.
@@Enchie Oh it's more than just a gory stump at the end of all of it...
Yes. Yes, we can.
This guy actually ended the video after Big Lady died like he said he would, lmao.
Which is based.
Don’t blame him, tbh.
Which is funny because the best parts of the game are after that haha
The livetsteam chat after: WHERE BOOBA
The next area is better than the castle
The Thumbnail artist is really about to get some weird commissions from this day on
You should check out the thumbnail artist and understand that it's well within their repertoire.
The thumbnail artist is about to get that bread
It is awesome
@@punished7030 It's just Japanese for a job that concerns the booba
sometimes you got to let the little man guide you
It’s funny to imagine JFJ actually in the game with his pants down and wandering around the village asking for “BIG LADY !!!”
It amazes me that Ethan has had his left hand messed up so many times. I’m surprised that it’s still functioning at all.
That herb juice really works wonders
I think evies fungus is still in him
he is still infected, that is how he survive for the entire game
@@Darca1n well he's not a starfish, that pinky and ring finger ain't coming back lol
@@Gooberwares Spoiler Alert mate
I genuinely did not expect him to pull up a shotgun during the stream. Then again, he is a Texan, dunno why I'm surprised.
as a texan myself i do confirm we all have atleast two guns on us at all times
@@TheSinBin512 gotta aim for 5
@@beepbeep1253 if you live in the more western part of texas yes you do
@@beepbeep1253
All Texan's can style switch like Dante.
As you should
If you watched the stream, you’re gonna see how the obsession of Lady Dimitrescu, or as they say “big lady” really impacted the stream
BIG LADY
BIG LADY
Large Female
*B I G L A D Y*
Even the other characters refer to her as "big lady"
ethan heals like a god damn madness combat character
just eat a hotdog
Resilient man he is, same as Hank except Ethan isn't a psychopath
@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask Hank isn't a psychopath... he ended in that hell hole because he tried to kill a corrupt sheriff and God tried to intervene.
@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask except that ethan is well...dead in a way
@@TerrorLTZ technically yes he did try to shoot the sheriff and getting fatal wounds along the way, but after killing the sheriff, he's now a mercenary on a take no prisoners mission to defeat the auditor and taking absolute joy in the job. Remember that giant blender that Hank found?
iam sorry for anyone who havent seen the intro story its like watching coraline all over again creepy yet its soooooo smooth
Can just imagine the sock doing the hanna-barbara style wolf-whistles and howling at Dimetrescu's window...
Aooga aooga!
I loved the entire scene of the family arguing to see who gets to torture Ethan and Ethan just comically goes 'Don't I get a say in this?'
Am I jealous of a sock?
Yes. Yes I am.
They turn into a flesh tentacle monster, like, right after.
@@Gnomie445, And that’s a problem, how?
@@Gnomie445 It was not harmful
Tall lady is like 50 dude
@@carmeloedwards329 Ok and?
Every time jfj posts a video, my brain goes monke mode
As it should
so at least 2 steps of brain above JFJ
same, it's contagious
Dominos Malaysia tweeted in English “ even lady dimitrecu would take a break from chasing Ethan winters...” and a photo of her with dominos pizzas.
Malaysia knows how to advertise
"send ya cutest delivery girl."
Adam’s mom won’t be happy when she sees the thumbnail
That IS Adam’s Mom
@@nategolie2208 OH
This is what happens when you respond to the hot single moms in your area ads
Adams mom?
I love that Ethan still remembers what Jack forcefuly taught him about medical egirl bath water.
To be fair that sounds pretty useful especially if he can just make it anywhere, speedrun house projects without worrying about cutting anything. Life where you can basically just superglue your parts back on sounds like some good stuff to remember.
jfj looks for adams's mom to ask her for a nice walk of the town
I’d love to see a space marine go through resident evil universe. All the monsters would be running from you
*For the emperor!*
Can’t something magical fuck there armor?
@@AceOfBlackjack alot of marines can reject magic or block it
@@fiend652 the books!
Doom Guy would be funnier even without his armor.
it's not a JFJ video unless he starts singing One Week randomly
Virgins: woman haters
JFJ: observe *skillful misogyny *
JFJ's IQ when Lady Dimi pops on screen: -500, eyes pop out of head, *AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*, whistles and beats the ever living shit out of his nearby desk, whips out two revolvers and starts shooting them in the air, dancing and cheering wildly
I've rewatched this so many times just because of JFJ's reaction when he finally sees her as-
"BIG LADYYY!!"
I still think Capcom should have, for April 1st, announced the game was being retitled as 'Resident Evil 8: Amazon' with the line of 'in the aftermath of social media reactions' as an explanation.
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
*SNIFFS FURIOUSLY*
Fastest click of my life
"I know nothing about this game other than tall vampire lady"
So relatable
19:40 Ethan is so sick of his hands getting damaged, he used pure willpower to reattach it.
its 2 am and JFJ screaming anytime ethan gets hurt has me rolling, I just imagine ethan screaming his head off while big lady is just trying to monologue lmfao
2021 JFJ:
"Don't drink Gamer Sups. Those things are nasty for you."
2022 JFJ:
"Use my code for 15% off--"
The reason Ethan can reattach his limbs is revealed near the end of the game.
it's because he's made of slippy slosh
A fine creation of wocky slush
Pretty obvious with everything that happened in the game.
Dude literally re-attached his right hand, no shit he still had the mold
@@nathanmeagher7869 its not mold its slippy slosh
on re7, he isn't cured so yeah...no man would survive though this
No amount of therapy would be enough for Ethan at this point
“Oh no! What do you mean oh no?!”
Ehhh.... you’ll find out in the later game
Ethan must secure the future of the Redfield lineage
That haircut line is a deep cut
13:32
JFJ gets his happy time with big lady finally
You guys have no idea what Ethan is capable of explaining ALL of the pain, suffering, and Gore related stuff much later
I dunno why, but hearing JFJ sing the Scooby Doo theme brought back memories of my childhood.
Granted I was fucking *terrified* of the series when I was a child, but... y'know.
19:47 Ethan's hands were so used to being demaged that his body developed a reproduction system that allows him to do anything with his hands
5:28 Ethen when he finds big lady
I'm not expecting another vid of this now that Big Lady has been aliven't.
J celebating the real mommy on mothers day
So on one gonna talk about the fact that he can sing so god damn good. 😳🥶🥶🥵🥵
7:33 JFJ coming in with the shotgun ASMR
tbh he got some lungs singin the whats new scooby doo opening
I made that intro hilarious by accidentally playing tiptoe in the tulips
we're gonna get along like J reloading his boomstick irl
Resident Evil 8 BIG LADY Edition
22:21 Also love when he legit sing the scooby doo song
I thought J already had a 9 foot lady in his life.
Adam's Mom be fuming 😤
I'm sad, my bug joke didn't make it in the video. V sad v sad.
17:52 oh how the turns table mr sock man
I'm both surprised and disappointed that JFJ didn't notice the DMC 5 reference. Is it stupid? Yes. Did made me laugh? Yes
that stream was amazing, and for some reason i think replacing the donation sound with "Big Lady" would have made it infinity better
The art at the patreon section was fantastic.
"don't worry, you're not bleeding. the blood is going somewhere else" what a message
The fan art were amazing
to be fair they kind of explain it in the story why Ethan can just reconnect his hand
also make me wonder if the creator knew how hard people were going to simp for "big Lady"
@shadonic565 idk... if they really knew don't you think she would be in the game more?
J looks like he’s having a good time with big lady
"Dont drink gamersupps, those things are just nasty for you"
says the man who later gets a gamersupps sponsor
I was here for 90% of this and I feel good for it
Can’t wait for the part where it’s revealed that Ethan is actually just a sock
I changed my comment again
Malicious laughter and intent
That’s not how you do it
That is exactly how you do it! Good job!
@@nategolie2208 lmao
On this same day i was getting needles put into my toe for a IGTN surgery and now i hurt when i see those hooks go through his hand
Well I cannot wait for part 2, it'll probably be the most action packed part of this adventure!
One of my new favorite videos. Mainly cause of the Big Lady parts.
3:33 JFJ be really sounding like Ryan Reynolds with that filter
Ah yes, massive booba
Just my kinda gal
Also does this count as a booba any% speedrun?
Big Wozzer Gozzers.
I would just like to say i beat the game on hardcore a day after release, and even though it took only 7-8 hours to beat id spend 60 dollars on the game again
I partly think Ethan is still Partly Molded, not to the degree Mia is, but enough to grant some, miraculous levels of regeneration
The game admits that later yes
Ethan : *got his hand dismembered*
Also Ethan : That's Rad.
Really got me singing “what’s new scooby doo” on a Sunday morning huh
17:52 really hits different with the recent sponsorship lmao
"I am a good Christian man! And Jesus would agree, I got great taste."
I'm gonna start using this.
Edit: I used it.
I think RE7 explains that Ethan has a weird pseudo zombie virus thing that makes him not immortal, but able to reattach limbs if they’re not destroyed.
Okay but I'm most impressed at how well he pulled off that Scooby doo cover
I have seen three videos of this game and every time they see the big lady drink their blood it’s the same reaction lmao
New name for Moreau, Gremlin. just because of the quote.
“Oh my god Doll... Gremlin”
Nobody:
Anakin and Luke Skywalker: 19:15
A moment of silence for big lady
To play devils advocate here, yeah, they marketed a large portion of the game about big lady. HOWEVER, I am super glad they added all the other threats, because theyre all super cool.
When JFJ gets a texan shotgun: *texan joy which sounds like evil laughter*
Lady D: turns into a dragon zombie demon thing
Me: momma didn’t raise a quitter
I truly believe there is no simp more powerful than JFJ
I like how the comments section was spamming “nanomachines son!” When Ethan reattached his hand.
If you feel useless just remember this guys thumbnail artist exists
The clip image is awesome
the best thumbnail yet
GIANT WOMAN GIANT WOMAN GIANT WOMAN GIANT WOMAN
yes, I regret commenting this.
I hope there's a part 2 soon, love J
BIG MOMMY MILKIES, HAHA
i dont regret making this
*APPLAUSE!!!*
@@remnantsofkigol98 YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
dude just glued his hand back on
I’m guessing Elena’s shotgun was the one Moe had from the Simpsons.
I've been waiting for this
I am not ashamed of what I'm about to do.
oh no
Damn for 6 days?
HAHAHA I LOVE THE THUMBNAIL J
My man, quality thumbnail big guy
the 1st stream i properly watched whole and its where jfj going awooga on big mommy