Mafia Definitive Edition is fun 1
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Edited by Gure and made slick and clean by me
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I'm stealing "Where'd you learn to drive, the bible?!" for future road rage incidents
Michaels 3:4f*ckyou
My brain didn't register the comma in that at first and then I realized it probably wasn't supposed to be read that way. 😂
I already yelled it at some prick on the highway
That race had more action and plot than the newer fast and the furious movies.
And the game.
Fun fact a mod got banned during that
@@sallyface1015 rip mirza
HIM!?
@@sallyface1015 What did he do?
This game was _MADE_ for J. It's got:
- Great driving mechanics
- Rooting tooting Prohibition vibes
And, most importantly,
- *MINORITY RAGE*
You also get a revolver for the 1st weapon.
And gun
And a *SEAGULL*
Person AND GUN
"You Italians are all the same"
JfJ: back it up back it up backin it up
Irish and Italians issuing ethnic slurs against each other is that good shit.
Nowadays it’s like that Pointing Spider-Man meme.
half of the video is J laughing like a maniac
I love it
the other half i- TONY LAZUTO SAYS HELLO
YOU DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE SCREW
YOU RUN LIKE BLIND PEOPLE WRITE
Basically JFJ's stream of Mafia
Like he's Majima
When ever he does “the voice” is like if Peter Griffin joined the Mafia.
Eh hey lois I joined the mafia
Hey Lois I just killed someone!
ey lois I'm walkin here
This just in:
Local Texan man slowly transforms into an Italian Mafioso.
Fun fact: the racing part in the hardest difficulty is basically impossible
Why?
@@donerkebab97 on classic difficulty you have to use simulation driving mode. Simulation driving on those race cars is down right hard to nail down. You will face the other way even with the tiniest little bump. I should know, ive been stuck on it for the last 4 days
@@donerkebab97 it makes you drive like spaghetti on ice
It's not. I did it. You just have to break on each turn, tap the ram button while turning, and use the grass to cut on the second and third turns. Do that and you'll win.
Since I value my sanity, I cranked that shit down all the way from Classic to Easy just for the race. I tried winning it on Classic at least 10 times, and yeah... no. Don't care if I don't get an achievement for playing on Classic or whatever, I absolutely do not have the patience required for that bullshit.
"Not a minority in sight" Ah finally some good news
“except ITALIANS”
**slowly raises hand**
@@jonathanramos8517 you do realise that you are the type of person people are making fun of right?
@Lucas Portasio yeeeeeeeea... i can tell he's a little racist from the gameplays I've seen.
to based for school
We went from Yakuza to Mafia. Next game he plays has got to be about the KGB
No, no, no tropical because pirates, or black flag because pirates and you can go to Mexico/Texas.
He could play STALKER. Watching him get blendered for the hundredth time because of his sock rage would be pretty dope.
@@connorpickens7523 A texan with a bunch of guns in the zone would be funny
*bolsheviks
From “KIRYU-CHAAN!” to “I’m walkin here!”
I love JFJ as a mafia member, especially his wisecracks.
"Where'd you learn to drive, the Bible!?"
"You shoot like how blind people write!"
"I see you brought your bat, but where's your balls!?"
Fuckin' fantastic
"Where'd you get your taxi license, your fucking grandma?!"
“YOU DRIVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE SCREW!”
reminds me of those rdr1 gunfight call outs
I'll never forget that he banned a guy over spoiling a mission it was hilarious
He got double barreled by a sock.
@Moises Hernandez Eh yeah
It wasn’t even a spoiler cos by then IT WOULDVE BEEN OBVIOUS THAT IT WAS GONNA BE A RACING MISSION
@@ulric8445 nigga it’s been 3 years
I really thought J had talked over the line at 3:11 I thought he was the one that did it
HIM?!
Him?!
HIM?!
"this game is beautiful!"
Me: watching in 144p because my internet sucks
Same dude
The fact that his Italian accent is near perfect is entertaining, plus his insults are on point and quick
The best part and I refuse to believe otherwise 1:50
“WHERE DID YA LEARN TO DRIVE THE BIBLE?”
Imagine just playing like usual and then off in the distance you hear "I'm Cole Phelps of the LAPD"
Nightmare difficulty unlocked.
(Also wait, what's the LAPD doing in the Big Apple?)
@@Daniel_Lancelin its lost heaven which is based offa' Chicago not NYC
@@arandominternetperson437 Ah. I must have misremembered it.
@@Daniel_Lancelin fair considering how similar they were at the time
I'm here to ask some questions.
Still can't believe a moderator got banned
They spoiled it so they got the double barrel.
Well that’s what you get for breaking the rules kiddo
@@joshuagraham4782 Kabomm-ey!
It’s good to see that the mods aren’t exempt from the rules
@@AceOfBlackjack for spoiling something that was beyond fucking obvious
He was the Tokyo drift chapion even before the bombs where droped
I see JFJ is embracing his Italian.
but now the biggie question: Will it be members only for Mafia 3 to avoid spoiles?
Edit: 9:07 and thus a meme was born
8:13 rip Mirza, we had ONE rule ,_,
They broke the rules and payed the price
At least we got alex = a trade for a trade
@@arandominternetperson437 literally just said “are you ready to race with that car?” LIKE AS IF GIVING HIM A RACE CAR ISN’T ENOUGH TO TELL HIM THAT THERE WOULD BE ONE
i might have to pick this game up OOOOOOO LOVE ME SOME VINTAGE MAFIA
“Where did you learn to drive, the bible!?”
I died
1:50 I fuckin stealing that quote for my road rage.
*JFJ shows up in my notifications*
Me: HIM?!?!?
I can't get over when J just starts spouting off mob lingo
seeing jfj genuinely get amped up over the mechanics and atmosphere of the game made me so happy for a reason i'll never understand
Tony lazuto says hello
Also rip mirza
This is the perfect game for JFJ to play given his sense of humor
J sounds like Peter Griffin when he tries to sound Italian
1:53 This is why I watch this man
6:48
Tommy: so yeah I shot him in the head once then that was when I saw the cost. What it meant to be on the inside. I should've took off back there and then. But I ain't going back to being a nobody. Sad story am i right?
Detective: hold up. let's back track you said once in the head? Reports says you shot him 12 times in the head...a bit excessive if you tell me
Tommy: well that's debatable.
Detective: I mean.. its really not....
3:17 sounds so perfect
7:13 after JFJ shoots the mailman again.
Can you please play The Godfather Game: The Don’s Edition please?
I like how one of J's Italian voices sounds kind of like a Peter Griffin impression.
5:08 knew i wasnt the only person who recognized that voice
Paulie in the thumbnail is one turn away from doing the pog champ face.
lmao I laughed my ass off at 9:47 because him drifting like that reminded me of the first fucking Cars movie
I LOVE how JFJ has so much GENUINE FUN playing games, it brightens my day so damn much. I love JFJ.
"Ur cilling me smols" some guy
So glad I pay money for this
"You shoot like blind people write."
He didn’t even use the skip drive feature, which is one of the best parts about this game. Don’t wanna drive from one side of the map all the way to the other for a mission? Press a button and go there immediately.
Skipping is for wimps
^
Mafia in a nutshell:spaghetti gun crime tax evasion I'm walking here simulator
You forgot the drunk driver part
In this timeline drifting was invented by the Italian mafia during the 1930s instead of Japan during the 1960s
I’m so glad I was there for the stream that day
4:29 family guy is Italian
9:44 what's up with these people thinking that small grass hill is a jump?
Oh boy I sure hope JFJ plays "STREETS OF KAMUROCHO" on steam for free one day.
J’s Italian voice borders a Peter Griffin impression
he sounds like italian peter griffin
7:11 Yep, that's Grand Prix racing alright
As soon as I heard “WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE? THE BIBLE?” I knew I was going to love this.
"Thou shall not hit my rear bumper." I love that
Mafia ball lore?
Can we go back to a time when everyone wore nice suits and fancy hats everywhere.
Some of us are poor
If Paulie was a gamer, this is it. I’m new to your channel, you’re amazing!☺️❤️
how the fuck ARE YOU not playing it in classic? I'M DOING IT IN CLASSIC
i'm dissappointed
this game actually made me want to obey the traffic laws it was such a good driving game.
You sounded like you had to much fun 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
JFJ.
Mob boss of the Texan Family.
A United State subsidiary.
4:51 *PHEW* Got what you did there J
1:53 to 2:01 “WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE THE BIBLE?” “THOU SHALL NOT HIT MY FUCKING REAR BUMPER MICHELS 3:4 FUCK YOU” he is truly into period acting
All I remember about mafia 1 is stealing a racing car and a LOT of racing for a game I thought was going to be like godfather.
Edit: THE FUCKING RACING CAR MISSIONS LET YOU CRASH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? In the original you failed the mission if you got a single scratch!
I wouldn't mind being a cab driver for the mafia. Even then you'll still have they're respect and having a mafia back you up is the best thing ever
*HEY, I TOLD YOU THIS AIN'T NO TANK!!*
You guys like the new gta6?
Is Tony Lazuto a name in the game or did J reference that one comic?
*Incredible... He has carried out 47 hits like this.*
“Where’d you learn to drive the fucking bible thou shan’t hit my fucking rear bumper jackass where was that Micheal 45 fuck you” is un-ironically the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
After playing the original Mafia which was my childhood game and finishing the remake just half an hour ago I can safely say I had the banana on my face troughout the entire video. I need to play trough more games so I don't get spoiled and can get a laugh from JFJ
To those wondering, yes the race mission in the original game was ATROCIOUS
My favorite jfj line out of all ya videos “where’d you learn to drive the Bible?! Thou shall not hit my rear bumper Michael 3:4:fuck you!”
4:28 he sounds like peter griffin
The birth of.....”HIM?!?”
I’m drunk again, making another comment. I’ll promise I won’t do anything bad when I’m drunk J. Fuck it I’ll post this.
7:34 Eddy, is that you?
5:31 if nobody got that sly 3 reference, now you know
The only one of the streams I missed. Always nice to see the highlights.
Nice editing again Gure!
Yo, someone left a fucking suicide note on J‘s phasmophobia video. Dafuq happened?
He sound like scout sometimes
The fact that JFJ sounds like that one friend in the game chat is funny
After you finish the remake try the original.
Though the original is great, I think going to Mafia 2 would be better
@@jomama6937 Yeah but the original is a masterpiece and I think he should experience the Czech masterpiece as its named and then play the second one not made by the genius Daniel Vávra. :)
he should try the original mafia 1 with czech dabing to get the right feeeeel for it otherwise the game would be ruined
@@danieladam1740 Good point
@@jutlog If he will actually play the original then we will see but good point.
4:29 you know, aside from the accent (which sounds like it could use a little work), i could imagine this as an actual line of dialogue in a mob film.
Garcia John Perez Dorothy Rodriguez Michelle
"You shoot like blind people write!"
You gonna play cyberpunk when it comes out there J?
And I thought MKiceandfire was shit at driving.
the Best youtuber ever
4:28 looool
Tommy Angelo invents drifting. Circa uh.. um... Mafia times
9:48 “Turn right to go left.” If u don’t get that reference, ur childhood was shit
Somebody really just asked "whats the Wilhelm scream"
Tony Luzudo says hi? As in the Tony Luzudo who runs the whole operation?
A small game company does AI better than most big ones.
I remember when this vid first came out, and that I watched every video in the serise as it came out
You should play it in Italian, for 100% immersion
If you didn’t hit the women when she got to the church then you ain’t playing the game right
I had biggest goofiest smile on my face for like half the video
Him!?
looks real good sadly lot of stuff has been recycled from mafia from some gun sounds etc