Half Life: Alyx is fun 1
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- Опубліковано 26 бер 2020
- We waited 16 years for this.
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teespring.com/new-this-sock-e... - Ігри
I love the scene where he's considering killing Booger then cuts to JFJ with full health
NOOOOOOO I DIDN'T NOTICE HIS HEALTH OH GOD WHY
but he still had booger. you can see his icon in the right wrist pocket.
@@sometimesidreamaboutamelia7703 ok nvm im content now
Friendly reminder to J: Neo's chat told him time and time again to put on a hat, each time he tried a few times and failed horribly, and then he proceeded to call chat a bunch of bullshitting liars (Not quite verbatim).
Neo strikes again
Also that his chat prob didn't have a war over hud or no hud.
A’ight. Who’s this Neo I keep hearing about?
@@zkvickers2466 NeoCranium on UA-cam. JFJ and Neo are friends and sometimes Stream together.
@@Not_The_Law
More like they stream together and are sometimes friends
I didn't know that the civil protection squad actually reacts to you pressing the elevator button, that's really neat.
Yeah right? First streamer iv seen trying this
Sledom if you press it too much they shoot the button
@@notquitesoberturtle3353 I saw pewds do it.
I have seen multiple reactions to this. Once the civil protection squad shot at the button.
Are you a specialist?
"I have a brain injury.
My brain is injured.
Ow."
This line needs more attention, that was funny.
And the *SUSTENANCE* is good too
It's a perfect meme line
I never even saw this line in any other video on the game, and I feel like I missed something special.
Big fun
ROUX BIG BUX NO B
It got a chuckle out of me
I guess Im randomly asking but does anybody know a way to log back into an instagram account?
I somehow lost the password. I appreciate any help you can give me.
Normal players: wow this game is cool
JFJ: Im gonna bully that bird
So I'm the only one who threw stuff at the birds
"I can't think of a dumber way to spell Alex"
Next up: Half life Allixe
and after that, Half Life: Ahlicks
Half life: Alhycks
Half Life: Agh-Lyxcks
Half life: aleyixx
Allaxe
This Combine takeover was sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LE-
Kyle Adams i cant tell if you are joking or not
sounds about right
They are the secret owners of Raid SL
My boy lost 7 lbs? I'm so proud of you!
Nobody:
JFJ: *Shaking the body and singing at dooms gate the same time.*
I respect you even more than i did when i first saw you.
It's master of puppets,not E1M1
@@shishka6614 w o t
Ya sure i'm pretty sure its DOOM
@@shishka6614 Dude, E1M1 is J's favorite doom track, I think he's singing that one.
6:55 -Best Doom Eternal OST Cover
2:02
why is snarks are the most half-known alien in half life
this is the 4th youtuber that half-knows that thing
Most youtubers never played the first game
Because more people know of the mod that makes them play voice clips from Full Metal Jacket than they do of the actual base game!
@@qee4617 yeah i wonder why.
@@groundbeef2 oh oof
There weren't any in hl2, so that's why.
A: if you kill booger, I will destroy you, B: show us the upgrades you get.
Nikodem Ruta He already did 😔 check his health before and after
@@ethanlee5094 I watched the stream, he never killed booger, only other grubbies
Ethan Lee I think he just killed a random bug, not booger
2:06
Snark ✖️
The little bugs that you could go googoogoo ✔️
I like how no matter what the machine is in the Half Life universe, you always feel slightly uncomfortable that it might kill you.
"That's the dumbest way to spell alex" JFJ does not seem to know that alyx is an actual name
Except it mainly comes from Alexander and Alexandria, so 90% of the time its spelt Alex. Probably the main reason he and a decent chunk of others don't like it.
3:00
we we can see jfj using his powers of godliness to cast the bird into the shadow realm
10:13 Honestly, this is how people should do humor sometimes. Dry wits fun and all but after a bit, it gets kind of annoying. Like this, this is comedy at one of its finest moments.
Comedy is pretty cringe my guy ngl
@@brosephnoonan223 okay boomer
@@janglejingle5937
Memes? That's cringe, sorry guy, that's just cringe.
@@brosephnoonan223 alright millenial
@@janglejingle5937
Replying to posts now?
Man.
Thats cringe.
it's a really cool detail how antlion larvae are used in the health dispensers
JFJ: Oh a great place to put booger
Medstation: *Screams of the dammed*
THE DEACONSHIP OF BOOGER WILL RISE!
3:32 You know it's not a US law enforcer, but an alien enforcer when it just stops the elevator from closing, and not just immedeatly shooting Alyx for moving an inch
@TheCyberShark It's just a joke, chill. It's called dark humor for a reason, don't need to shit on something you don't like. Literally does nothing.
@TheCyberShark Humour is subjective. There is no such thing as an objectively humorous joke. You're trying to lump a joke as being objectively "unfunny" which makes no fathomable sense whatsoever. You don't like the joke? Cool, ignore it and move on. Like I said, zero purpose in choosing to shitting on something you don't like.
@TheCyberShark I never stated you were wrong, the only thing I said was it made no sense. Not making sense does not equate to being wrong. You added that into it, not me.
@TheCyberShark Not making sense doesnt mean they're right nor does it mean they are wrong. They are just not making sense, there is no second meaning behind it. The point I am making is there is no point of you talking shit about a joke you didnt like. A joke is subjective. There is no "tasteless joke"; a joke is dependent of the audience. The audience either likes it or doesnt. You clearly dont like it, cool. But other people also clearly do. So stop shitting on it to try and prove that it's "tasteless and edgy" when there are clearly countless people in this world who enjoy this kind of humour.
COP BAD GIVE INTERNET POINTS
1:32 No, MY friends call me Coach.
“The... Eli Vance-“ BANG
that teacup to the head at 4:00 hit me outta nowhere omg I'm crYING
6:18 Jesus, is that like a spot on impersonation of Saul?
EXACTLY
Little does J know that you can wear traffic cones on your head
plants versus alyx
I just love how the headcrab just throws himself into you and just straight up falls face first or can just roll all the way downstairs if you dodge him
When he goes to press the elevator button when the combine are arresting Eli.
"I cannot think of a dumber way to spell Alyx."
What about Ahllicksse?
Booger is like a rabid doggo - cute until its grow up into a starship troopers bug
The plot of Half-Life 3
2:38
Mista: *Intense breathing*
It's legit scaring me how widespread we are
The y in alyx is just an upside down lambda
I blame alyx for the Black Mesa incident
Women, amiright?
You’re one of the only streamers who I’ve seen feel bad for the creatures in this game. I genuinely felt bad for the grubs and the electric dog things.
1:35 Thats why we love JFJ.
Ah yes, my favorite show. Jfj complaining about games for 15 minutes straight
8:23
THE MIRROR'S EDGE FALLING SOUND
Welcome to Half-Life: Booger
JFJ: *kills a zombie*
headcrab:im still standing better than i ever did.
after playing half life alyx I can easily say, best game I've ever played period.
I like how on almost every let's play hey bring something with them. Like a boot, a mannequin, and booger
Congrats JFJ on losing 7 American Kilos.
When you watch Phil Swift use flex tape 11:37
Brothers...this is where an legacy begins....BOOGER LEGACY
I watched two others play this game, only jfj noticed the details of the environment. Thanks for that
“Omg I thought it was a turkey!?”
Eddievr: FOOD
I can't tell if he took "my friends call me coach." from Gorgeous freemen or just left 4 dead probably Gorgeous freemen.
Or Left 4 Speed 2
The hats actually give you some ‘protection’ from the barnacles on the ceiling. Don’t know if anyone noticed
I love how he sees this massive Walker coming by his balcony and he immediate reaction is to throw the nearest blunt object and throw it at it.
I'm glad that jfj has his morals set on playing with dead bodies.
Best example for little booger.
WE STILL NEED TO TAKE REVENGE FOR THEM TAKING BOOGER.
I can only imagine people’s reaction to someone just playing with the corpses thrown all over the place.
1:36 Left 4 Speed 2 reference he just made
at around 3:47 the thing flew in the window with a gernade. and then there was just one frame when the gernade exploded. then there was a ad.
Wow you got this vid up quick!
Amazingly edited video! So funny
Random guy: what’s your favorite cute side kick?
Me: booger from JFJ
XD the ad hit me when the grenade hit them XD
"It takes a warrior to look at smtnig in the face and say FUCK it"
I'm fucking tattooing this on me
9:18 immediately cuts to him having full hp
Half life jfj: the journey of the legendary sock with a fricken gun
i lost it when he said "my friends call me coach" 1:35
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who felt sentimental for the health worms.
3:42 Oh Sh** That's a grenade -PDWJDWAJDWAJWAOIU
Seeing a corpse head bang to Doom OST is hysterical
this mans at 4:01 took a teacup to the head and didn’t flinch
JFJ: is there anything of value
Also JFJ: *YOINK*
Chell when she sees what has happened in the world while she was in the facility: 0:00
What's your name? Ah, Russel. *Shatters a cup over his forehead*
This man has the best and worst humor ever and I love it
I still find it funny that people forget that tf2, portal one and two, and all of half-life are in the same universe
2:02 remember those bug things that can you go guh-guh-guh
>I lost seven pounds
We're going to act like that's not water weight from all the soup?
I am so convinced J is just a child in a mans body at this point.
Alternate title: Sock survives alien attack
BOOGER
applause for the chunky boi getting into shape
quarantine is good for reducing food coomsumers
God this is my first video of yours I watched but I lost my shit when you said “mY friEnDs cAlL me CoUcH” I couldn’t stop laughing for like five minutes straight
if we could please have a moment of silence for Jeff, thank you.
Local Texan bamboozles the Combine
just remember to wear a blue helmet during the jeff encounter for the dialogue
"I cannot find a dumber way to spell Alyx"
Me: Ahlicks
Just a man protecting his lil booger *THE GAME*
9:18 OH A GREAT PLACE TO PUT BOOGAR!
*people think he didnt do it*
*health goes back up*
the first part of this video is just jfj messing around with dead bodies
Death stranding recovered footage
“I can’t think of another dumb way to spell Alex”
Alux
JFJ: that is the dumbest way to spell Alex
Me: Ailiyx
most of this video: JFJ playing with corpses
Snork boiz at the start aka the bug boi
Damnit, now I want to see JFJ play E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy.
"I like my women like this"
*proceeds to draw barbell
1:59
no sir that would be a bard
1:58 "It takes a warrior to look at something in the face and go F■■■ it"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
him writing on the board reminds me of duke nukem
You have people seeing their dead children for the first time in forever in vr
Then you have people doing this 6:54
JFJ: I'm so sorry
*also JFJ smacks it with gun*
Imagine the part of the opening with the tall thing(I have never played half life sorry) on the psvr2 wit the headers vibration
6:40 when you press v in any game
No one tell him that booger is a antlion larva.
The half life notification sounds like the discord one