Crash Bandicoot Boss BJ Tier List
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- Опубліковано 12 чер 2024
- Which Crash Bandicoot boss is the best at putting that mouth to work? Let's find out in this tier list ranking!
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0:00 Intro
1:06 Papu Papu
2:26 Ripper Roo
3:53 Koala Kong
4:53 Pinstripe
6:24 N. Brio
7:46 Dr. Neo Cortex
9:03 Komodo Bros.
9:59 Tiny Tiger
11:10 N. Gin
12:18 Dingodile
13:31 N. Tropy
14:47 N. Oxide
16:01 Bearminator
16:57 Outro
#crashbandicoot #tierlist #aprilfools - Розваги
Because this is only the bosses, I thought about how some other characters would fare and ranked them.
N. Sane tier
The Nitro Squad - The Komodo Bros are in Nitro Fuelled tier because there are two of them, but there are four members in the Nitro Squad, so they're twice as good. They get even better when you consider that they're hot women and not reptiles with sharp teeth and swords.
Rilla Roo - His mouth is always in an O shape, which means he's ready to drop everything and give BJs at a moment's notice. Rilla Roo wins, and if you're his partner, so will you. The OHOHOHOHO noise in Crash Bash isn't Rilla Roo, it's you when he gives you a BJ.
Fem Tropy - For the same reasons as her male counterpart.
Nitro Fuelled tier
Madame Amberley - Her size and lack of mobility means you can't get BJs from her on a whim, you have to arrange it in advance. However, because you have to make an effort with her, she'll make an effort with you. The build-up of anticipation means she will make this worth the wait.
Relic Worthy tier
Tawna - Crash went to all that effort to save her from Cortex in the first game, so you know she's got to be at least decent. Then again, the worry will be there in the back of your mind about how long your relationship will last, so you won't be fully focused on the BJ.
Geary - Geary will be fully focused on getting you off in as efficient a way as possible, until you get close to nutting. He's such a neat freak that, as soon as the first little drip gets in his mouth, he's done. You'll have to finish yourself. On the plus side, Geary will clean up afterwards, which counts for a lot.
Average tier
The Norms - Small Norm refuses to join in, he would prefer to read his book while watching you, freaky little pervert. On the other hand, Big Norm is an absolute trooper! He makes sure your attention is focused on him throughout, and you almost forget about Small Norm. Big Norm alone would rank higher, but being paired up with Small Norm hurts him.
Crunch - Crunch would be very enthusiastic, but he's such a motormouth he would keep talking and distracting you. You would get off eventually, but it takes much longer than it should.
N. Trance - He's disqualified from the higher tiers because he can hypnotise you, which raises questions around consent.
Bad tier
Crash - He has a very big mouth and he's easily distracted, so he lacks technique and your dick is going to keep slipping out of his mouth, so this is a very stop-start session. Crash does have an active sex life between Tawna, those babes he slept with to promote the Wrath of Cortex, and writing sex: yes on his driving license, but sadly BJs aren't his strong point.
Spyro - Don't look at me like that, he's been in every modern Crash game somewhere, and there's still no sign of a new Spyro game 5 years after Spyro Reignited, he basically is a Crash character at this point. Anyway, Spyro breathes fire. You may want to play Russian Roulette with your dick, but I'll pass.
The Evil Twins - First problem, they're birds, so they have beaks instead of mouths, which raises the question if they're even capable of giving BJs. Second problem, they wear space helmets. Can they still breathe Earth's oxygen after their extended stay in the 10th Dimension, or will they suffocate after taking their helmets off? In their favour, there are two of them, so it may be worth finding out if this will work. Ask them to give you BJs one at a time so that if one of them suffocates, you can call it off and the other one will survive.
Missing One Box tier
Both Tropies at once - Since they're both in N. Sane tier individually, you'd think together they'd be so good they need a new tier above N. Sane, right? Well, you'd think wrong, as they're too busy fucking each other to fuck you.
All the masks - Can you put your dick in their mouths, or are their mouths painted on? Either way, the prospect of dick splinters makes them a hard pass. Aku Aku is the worst of the bunch, because if you tried it with him, he would stare up at you with his doleful eyes, and even without him saying a word, which he can't because he's got your dick in his mouth, you know he's deeply ashamed of you. It's gonna be no fun for either of you, and you'll be left depressed and questioning the life choices that led you up to this moment even before the post nut clarity kicks in.
Alt Tawna - She doesn't give BJs because she's a lesbian, so she goes in this tier by default.
Totem God - The absolute worst Crash character to get a BJ from! He's enormous, so he has to hold you up to his mouth with his four arms to suck you off. Because he's so big, you should pray to every god out there, especially this one, in the hope that he won't bite your dick off, swallow you whole, or rip you apart limb from limb like Goro. You'll be too scared for your life to enjoy this one.
FBI OPEN UP tier
Coco, Nina and all the regular non-evolved animals - Do I need to explain these?
decent breakdown but 2 things
1: some lesbians have pp's so alt tawna could still possibly give a bj
2: ...technically since all of them are depictions of animals wouldnt the entire cast be in the fbi open up tier?
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Nahhh Coco gives GREAT bj’s
What the fuck
I ain’t readin all dat
Ripper Roo would be N Sane indeed some freaky shit
This is a mega WOAH moment.
ripper roo would prolly be into like bondage type stuff, you know? and that tounge, holy cow I'm about to wump
I disagree on the ripper-roo placement, I understand the sharp teeth on tiny and bearminator being a problem. However unlike them ripper-roo at the end of this era was phd levels smart. So he knows how to do it the smart way and not be a problem. On top of that he is shown to be smart but be energetic and crazy as his fights go on. So all i am saying is ripper roo is easy Nitro tear.
No way, Ripper Roo would give the sloppiest toppy
She wompa on my fruit till I bandicoot
honestly i've never wanted to know but i'm glad i have this if i ever want to know
i really read the title and was like "there's no way BJ means what i think it means"
It does
Sloppy tippy 😭
good to finally see ntropy getting the respect he deserves
my dude literally spends eons in a orgy with all versions of themselves in crash 4, ofc he'd be at his top head game
Finally the tier list content the world needs 🙏
Its not Fools if you “go through with it” serious
Yeah okay, I guess I'll watch this entire video.
Ripper Roo is my beloved, so I'm happy you put him in relic worthy! You're damn right that he can do crazy things with that tongue!
small critique: you say pinstripe has "back-alley new york experience", however new york (manhattan in particular) has close to 0 alleyways, let alone back ones. it's a small thing, but considering how well researched and detailed the rest of the video is, it becomes a glaring oversight. otherwise 10/10, very informative
Never thought I was gonna watch a video on crash boss' grapefruit tech tierlist
This is the type of content I subscribed for
Every year on April Fool's, I browse through all the new uploads and cull those from my subscriptions that upload non content garbage because "haha, joke day guys"
I glad to finally see a serious video today.
Nothing is being lost by Crunch not being included because he would be a terrible lover
Uka uka is technically a boss too.
He is helping cortex in the different games.
Also he was also a villian against aku aku in crash bash.
I would properly give him a N. sane score.
I, personally would put him in high average. while I understand your reasoning and his aggressiveness could lead to some serious intesne toppy, his slim, wooden figure would not only restrict how far he could take it in, but it also brings into question the risk of getting a splinter. His lips, while impressive are solid wood and would probably cause rashes more than pleasure. Additionally, due to his short temper he may get angry if you ejaculate too quickly or too much, bringing a serious issue similar to that of attemping to kill you. However, in twinsanity he was seen to have the ability to posses or inhabit other bodies, as well as make bodies from his surrounding enviornment. This would bump him up higher as having the ability to utilize other bodies could up the pleasure possiblity, but I would still place him in high average mostly due to his temper. But then again, it is simply my own opinion and I respect yours as well.
Uka Uka with power could give him N.sane score, without power tho you'd just be slamming your dick on a plank
My algorithm is never going to recover from this video.
Finally! I can sleep at night knowing for sure.
honestly loved this video just from the premise, loved it even more knowing it was inspired by demo_d. absolutely amazing.
thanks for including NBs
bruh I didn't expect to see you do a tier list, but if it ever was gonna be one it sure would be on this subject
I can't believe you've done this.
Idk why yt recommended this but I love this! Quality content.
The Cortex impression 😄😄
I'm very prepared for this, let's go, I can really counterpoint whatever you say about this specific topic, let's see
So, many of those were actually correct but for the wrong reasons. Some well just a bit misplaced by 1 tier up or down of where they were supposed to be, but heh, I guess we agree to disagree on those.
Some were just really wrong and I dunno where did you come up with that bullshit, but overall I'd say it's mostly correct
Goated send-off
Julian’s favorite list
LMAO
Idk since tiny is in bad tier
why the fuck did i watch all of this
morbid curiosity. now go play crash bandicoot!
I am enlightened.
You're best song yet.
I'm into aliens
Finally a good video
Can’t believe Ripper-Roo is only Relic-Worthy with a tongue like that
This video had me flabbergasted
Was this your April fools joke? An actual livestream this time?
Service top Cortex
Absolute madlad
Ripper Roo got me goin whoa
You know ripper roo be giving the sloppy toppy I don't want to hear anything different
Very Cool
You never know
Yup, high peak content right here.👍
It’s times like these you really have to take a step back and ask yourself
What was it I wanted to be when I grew up again?
The content I signed up for
Wow very cool
this feels like a normal upload to be honest
Can't argue with that.
That's rare triple no copyright
will this be included as a bonus track in the next album?
I was just scrolling yt…
AND SAW THIS 💀💀💀
(funni video thowo~)
This is cursed, why did I watch this
No twin birds from twinsanity 0/10.
were the most wasted minutes of a Sunday morning
💀💀
Definitive Australian tier list
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You're done
I think Uka Uka would be bottom tier on account of his lips being made of wood. Talk about splinter city - YIKES 😬
Ripper Roo and Papu Papu not being in the highest and Koala Kong not being in the lowest off the bat makes this an invalid list, but still a fun vid I guess. You do you.
What?
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED, WHETHER THATS A GOOD THING OR NOT IS TO BE DECIDED 👁🗨 👄 👁🗨
Hey guys, Scott here!
I feel gay now
WOAH
I'm showing this to your parents
N-Brio would give super head
Because he has no teeth
just one tooth that you have to be careful
Whoever said "It Gets Better" lied.
uuuuuuuuuhhhhh
You wasted this idea when you could've done this with TinkerBell since it's fitting.
HUH
Lmfao
Comment.
w h a t
Who’s here cause of ken ashcorp
not even gonna watch the video i know the answer it's coco.
She's not even on here because
1. She's a kid
2. She's not a ps1 boss
@@PinkGoldAbby teenager* still hot i would do it again.
:)
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