[Vinesauce] Vinny - Skull Island: Rise of Kong

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  • @vinesaucefullsauce
    @vinesaucefullsauce  Рік тому +62

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  • @snugglebunnyskullcrusher
    @snugglebunnyskullcrusher Рік тому +1135

    This game reeks of "If we don't put out a game with this IP by the end of the year, we'll lose the license!"

    • @ShadowKnux372
      @ShadowKnux372 Рік тому +65

      Ah, the Tony Hawk 5 treatment.

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Рік тому +8

      ​@@ShadowKnux372Underground was great bro what are you on

    • @That_One_Xatu
      @That_One_Xatu Рік тому +25

      Like that Popeye game from a couple years back.

    • @deltanoiro
      @deltanoiro Рік тому +90

      ​@@genericwhitekidthesecond4330 I don't think there's a single person who calls underground Tony Hawk 5. Regardless of whether it's the fifth game in the series, I'm pretty sure what they meant was Tony Hawk 5, like with the actual number in the title.

    • @pileofsmiles
      @pileofsmiles Рік тому +72

      @@genericwhitekidthesecond4330 The fact that you mistook it for Underground speaks volumes about Tony Hawk 5

  • @mikoirl
    @mikoirl Рік тому +1473

    This is like a $5 unity asset flip, but with a budget. Hope the lead dev enjoys their crack and new used Camaro

    • @realpencat
      @realpencat Рік тому +33

      I mean with asset flips it’s usually just one dev or a really really small team that want to make money but this is a god damn studio with somewhat budget making this game

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +93

      No way in hell this is buying a Camaro used or otherwise or even a single rock of crack.
      Maybe like a beat up 90s Toyota Camry and a pack of cigarettes.

    • @maw9406
      @maw9406 Рік тому +35

      man imagine having to make asset flips to feed a crack addiction. that's book worthy

    • @Nikkibuh
      @Nikkibuh Рік тому +5

      It's insane because it costs like 30 fucking dollars.

    • @breazy832
      @breazy832 Рік тому +14

      Can’t knock the hustle have you seen the cost of living

  • @therodentestcat
    @therodentestcat Рік тому +1005

    This is like if Xavier Renegade Angel made a game
    Not the people who made XRA, but Xavier himself

    • @jonnys8853
      @jonnys8853 Рік тому +110

      Well, with a glowing recommendation like that, how can I not watch?

    • @therodentestcat
      @therodentestcat Рік тому

      XRA is a fever dream and a half, I highly recommend it if you wanna lose braincells@@jonnys8853

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Рік тому +154

      "Are you so dumb, you even answer rhetorical questions?" "I don't know, do you?"
      - Xavier 1 & 2

    • @KreationKills
      @KreationKills Рік тому +59

      oooh, frittata

    • @necrotafeio
      @necrotafeio Рік тому +53

      this game looks like the first episode after he threw the pc in the lake

  • @Mrnotpib
    @Mrnotpib Рік тому +476

    I’m so glad that we are getting ps2 level shovelware when they were nearly all extinct. Nature is healthing. We were the viagrus.

  • @Shadest
    @Shadest Рік тому +1236

    Cant wait for the AI generated Dev apology on Twitter within the next few days.

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 Рік тому +151

      No, the apology meta's since evolved. If there isn't at least a musical instrument, it's not a real apology

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice Рік тому +81

      The white text on a black background in a white rectangle with a slightly misaligned corporate logo image (with no alt text so people who can't see well can't read the stock "apology")

    • @problemdude390
      @problemdude390 Рік тому +58

      ​@@DogsRNiceand the game is misspelled in the apology

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +19

      Honestly for how this looks I don't even expect that level of effort.
      "Typing a prompt and hitting ctrl+c and ctrl+v? Too much work."

    • @Rinzler3757
      @Rinzler3757 Рік тому +1

      Think itll have a black background with white text. Ive seen a few of em with those colors lately

  • @TKnet.
    @TKnet. Рік тому +330

    Love how Kong is just a really strong normal sized gorilla

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 Рік тому +25

      He doesn't even look as big as Mighty Joe Young.

    • @twingolord
      @twingolord Рік тому +15

      i feel like its a bit bigger than a normal gorilla, but not kong sized

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Рік тому +2

      Beeg monke nawt beeg enuff

    • @davidh9354
      @davidh9354 Рік тому +8

      Isn't everything on the island big? Just makes him look like a regular sized gorilla if thats true. Like if humans showed up, they'd be ant or mice sized. To be fair though, they don't do a good job conveying any sense of scale if that is what's happening... and if it isn't, then he just seems like a slightly-larger-than-average gorilla

    • @hornyducks4090
      @hornyducks4090 Рік тому +1

      There were some human huts, his is bigger than a house.

  • @Atylonisus
    @Atylonisus Рік тому +366

    This Kong's got Style/
    So listen up Chat/
    He can embiggen in size/
    To take a Shat

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd Рік тому +52

      D K
      Dookie Kong

    • @Mind_Crimes
      @Mind_Crimes Рік тому +19

      He's put out, a cruncher
      And lost a screw
      He's responsible for the deaths
      Of the QA crew!

  • @SupremeOptimus
    @SupremeOptimus Рік тому +934

    Kong hasn't been the same since that fight with Godzilla.

  • @grunkleg.2934
    @grunkleg.2934 Рік тому +180

    Honestly the Kong-cept of the game isn't even as flawed as Gollum, they just executed it with negative effort. Imagine if like after beating a boss there was a "monkey-see-monkey-do" sorta thing where Kong would learn new attacks based on the defeated boss. Like that red crab would let Kong learn a grab attack or whatever

    • @garden6008
      @garden6008 Рік тому +36

      they really should have just made a clone of the Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction game.

    • @ultimamage3
      @ultimamage3 Рік тому +5

      @@garden6008It's hilarious that the Kong clap looks like a reused animation from the 2003 Hulk tie-in game then

    • @OrgaNik_Music
      @OrgaNik_Music Рік тому +6

      See, you already put more effort in an interesting game concept than these people did.

    • @crimsonlanceman7882
      @crimsonlanceman7882 Рік тому +2

      gollum also didnt really seem like a bad game, in fact its concept is way more ineresting than kong... The issue with Gollum was that they clearly had an awful development and the game released closer to its beginning than finishing...

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar Рік тому +591

    With Unity down and out, it looks like Unreal is gonna be our primary source of 3D asset-flip trash now.
    I can't believe that Gollum-likes are now a genre.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +75

      Given unity back pedaled on literally everything and even ousted their CEO, most of the devs that were scrambling to switch engines stopped scrambling to switch engines.
      Was an interesting, like, week and a half though.

    • @LumanatorRightHere
      @LumanatorRightHere Рік тому

      isn't that fee still up though@@warbossgegguz679

    • @Icu282
      @Icu282 Рік тому

      @@warbossgegguz679 Why tho? The system they changed to is still pretty terrible, still charging based on the number of installs, and has most of the same issues, just they changed the numbers.

    • @anchorlightforge
      @anchorlightforge Рік тому +77

      @@warbossgegguz679 It's not really over. As somebody that knows a handful of AA and indie devs... they've still gotten up and left. I know one that plans on finishing his game on Unity then leaving, then one that threw out three years of work to restart on Unreal. They may have backpedaled but they fumbled so hard and stayed silent for ten days, long enough for most developers to think on it over the weekend and make the hard choice on Monday/Tuesday.

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 Рік тому +38

      A lot of people were already unhappy with Unity even before their latest stunt, it was really something of a final nail in the coffin moment. It's good people can safely finish their projects now at least, but I don't imagine many are gonna be sticking around now when even something like Godot is proving to be perfectly capable without any associated financial risk whatsoever. The only reason Unity backpedalled is because they realised they were gonna get absolutely fucking smoked in court.

  • @Friendofox
    @Friendofox Рік тому +28

    At the 16th frame on exactly 23:00, you can see the dinosaur that is supposed to climb over the fallen tree already there. Reminds me of Sonic Forces cutscene jank.

  • @ctf_2fort152
    @ctf_2fort152 Рік тому +469

    this is awesome. Gollum might lose the title of best Scornlike of 2023

    • @George_vv
      @George_vv Рік тому +41

      I thought it was a gorngo-like

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee Рік тому +33

      Nobungalike

    • @plazmasyt
      @plazmasyt Рік тому +5

      Ungabungalike

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum Рік тому +6

      Oh dude Scorn was great
      For the first two hours

    • @bongchoof
      @bongchoof Рік тому +2

      Nah, I think Gollum is funnier than this.

  • @grunkleg.2934
    @grunkleg.2934 Рік тому +277

    Apparently the reason they were able to get the King Kong liscensing is because this isn't actually Monsterverse Kong, but an entirely unrelated book called "King Kong Skull Island" or something

    • @stanley8006
      @stanley8006 Рік тому +62

      oooh that’s incredibly scummy

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 Рік тому +11

      Now that's disrespectful...

    • @DaimosZ
      @DaimosZ Рік тому +104

      That and the OG King Kong novel is public domain

    • @SupremeOptimus
      @SupremeOptimus Рік тому +29

      Thank god it's not our monsterverse monke.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +63

      The property and book are old AF, but the 30s movie (which is the basis for all of the other adaptations) doesn't become public domain until 2029.

  • @Loop_Kat
    @Loop_Kat Рік тому +77

    39:37 They say Kong stuck is the #1 leading cause of Kong injuries, remember to be responsible with where you put your Kong

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +20

      Crush my Kong with a rock I must. Maximum ptsd I must endure.

  • @SecondBestArtMuseum
    @SecondBestArtMuseum Рік тому +137

    Why do you feel so SMALL in a game where you're KING KONG?! You should be towering over trees, bushes should get stuck between your toes, the earth should tremble with every step, rivers should be crossed in a single step, the camera itself should be struggling to keep you in frame because you're just that massive. Here... The camera is pulled to far back, there's too much room in the frame, the trees are all taller that you, even the weakest enemies are about your size or half your size, and the tall mountains just feel like a cheap way to keep the player contained. You don't even have anything like small deer or something to give you an idea of just how big King Kong is by comparison. You're supposed to be the size of a towering giant, but the island looks too big for you, like is the island itself a continent?
    Be honest, if this game wasn't titled King Kong, wouldn't you think that you're just playing as an average sized gorilla?

    • @plazmasyt
      @plazmasyt Рік тому +53

      Tbh Skull Island: Rise of Average Sized Gorilla kinda goes hard

    • @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial
      @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial Рік тому +34

      🦍

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 Рік тому +12

      that's what i was thinking, he looks dude sized like this was just supposed to be a generic rpg but they saw that the kong ip was cheap and figured people will buy anything if monke

  • @PDuo
    @PDuo Рік тому +84

    Is it weird that I'm glad that games are back to being shovelware? Like, games are bad on their own merits again, instead of because of stuff like lootboxes and gacha and day 1 dlc. Nature's healing.

  • @DogsRNice
    @DogsRNice Рік тому +80

    5:49 source engine maps when you put more than one surface with real time reflections that aren't coplanar in the same potentially visible set

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice Рік тому +21

      I promise those words actually mean something
      And yes every time you see water glitch out in a source map
      It's the map makers fault for not knowing the obscure rules of the source engine

    • @nuclearpotato4073
      @nuclearpotato4073 Рік тому +25

      i mean you could've just said "at different elevations when viewed at the same time"

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +1

      ​@@nuclearpotato4073yeah you got 79/100 on your essay OP would have only got 77/100

    • @ImpeccableExplanation
      @ImpeccableExplanation Рік тому

      @@nuclearpotato4073 Not "viewed at the same time", "in the same PVS" is the accurate description. They just need to be loaded in.

  • @colbyboucher6391
    @colbyboucher6391 Рік тому +379

    This makes me feel like we're entering the Atari era again and it's just a matter of time before an E.T. happens and reeeally screws the AAA industry over in general

    • @Batterskull
      @Batterskull Рік тому +127

      I honestly hope that becomes the case. It’d be the boot to kick a lot of companies in gear to actually make quality titles instead of just focusing on ways to monetize them.

    • @MitoNova583
      @MitoNova583 Рік тому +44

      weird how Activision seems to play a part in both instances of this hypothetical, huh
      (I know Activision didn't develop E.T., but a lawsuit they had about game cartridges & being able to put out tons of stuff for Atari as a third-party was one factor of the oversaturation leading to the video game crash)

    • @lowpolyzoe
      @lowpolyzoe Рік тому +41

      I get the feeling we're headed in that direction too but I suspect it'll be AAA games being consistently unfinished and buggy messes rather than AA shovelware like this. People don't generally expect games like this to get such high publicity and attention

    • @walking_erection
      @walking_erection Рік тому

      In the event an E.T. level crash, I highly doubt the higher ups that are responsible for all the scummy business/creative decisions will suffer as much as those below them (You know, the actual devs). Even if they did they'd probably just blame something else instead of accepting responsibility.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +44

      I mean, the PC has been extremely free-market since commercial computer games came into existence.
      Business practices around games have changed so drastically since the 80s that a scenario like that couldn't happen today. It would require literally all consumers and retailers to just GIVE UP on video games as a whole because of perceived lack of quality... which would like never happen in the modern entertainment industry.
      The only reason licensed games went away was because the rising costs of development basically made it impossible to break even and turn a profit on tie-in games. That and IP holders are much more restrictive about who they contract. Hence most modern licensed games are usually HUGE projects like Spider-Man or Guardians of the Galaxy that get years of development and a fuck ton of promotion. Because it's a MASSIVE investment from the very start.
      This post started off shorter but I got derailed and it became a genuine response. Sorry.. :)
      Edit: And keep in mind, the crash itself was contained almost entirely to the US alone. The same year of the crash was the launch of the Famicom in Japan, and consoles weren't big in Europe until the Master System/Megadrive so everyone just used home computers for gaming (a trend that continues even today).
      The crash is a relic of a time where video games were seen as a cheap novelty and were extremely limited experiences compared to cinema. Now, they cost more too make and make more money than movies and TV.

  • @auringtail
    @auringtail Рік тому +715

    Man that 2005 King Kong game held up really well.

    • @lethauntic
      @lethauntic Рік тому +37

      The old King Kong game looks like a masterpiece compared to this crap, but make no mistake, it was also bad, just not this bad.

    • @PSXnigma
      @PSXnigma Рік тому +8

      is that the one where we could use guns? I vaguely remember it.

    • @theblobconsumes4859
      @theblobconsumes4859 Рік тому +146

      ​@@lethauntic No, it was not bad. It was a good game. Very good in fact. Flawed, yes, but still very good. Don't diss it.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +62

      I mean, even way before this came out people considered it one of the best licensed games ever, so the quality disparity was gonna be high regardless.

    • @DarkOverlord96
      @DarkOverlord96 Рік тому +89

      @@lethauntic Uh... no it wasn't?
      It's widely considered to be one of the best licensed games ever.

  • @RoyalKnightVIII
    @RoyalKnightVIII Рік тому +140

    King Kong's estate was in heavy debt to chiquita banana corporation and needed the licensing cash

    • @gestaposantaclaus
      @gestaposantaclaus Рік тому +24

      And Chiquita was ready to turn Skull Island into a banana republic.

  • @blissfulzane715
    @blissfulzane715 Рік тому +197

    I just know that somewhere out there, the miiverse water-guy (MARIO WIIU) is pissed about that water quality.

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio Рік тому +30

      Not nice water.

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB Рік тому +17

      I had to experience an unskipable flashback cutscene to remember the miiverse water guy

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore Рік тому +4

      time to take a piss

  • @freak6988
    @freak6988 Рік тому +36

    The loading screen dino at 29:17 is quite literally just taken straight from the Malusaurus (a.k.a original indominus rex draft) concept art from Jurassic world. Lmao

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Рік тому +472

    Charging 40 bucks for this shit should a crime punishable by being put in those Medieval Fare stockades and having children throw rotten fruit at you.

  • @Darkflo23
    @Darkflo23 Рік тому +73

    They managed to make Kong seems so small and powerless, it's pretty impressive.

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt Рік тому +127

    I love the genre of "Games too poor for anyone but streamers to play"

  • @Dildonic2
    @Dildonic2 Рік тому +70

    Love how Kong is basically regular sized based on the environments

  • @nanobreak_
    @nanobreak_ Рік тому +23

    What's even worse about the JPG scene is you can even tell that it is just a floating image out of bounds, as you can see the void at the bottom left. They couldnt even have the image fill the screen.

  • @Jarmonkeyman
    @Jarmonkeyman Рік тому +78

    I feel like this version of Kong is lacking both style and grace. His face however, I find quite funny.

  • @SpookyLovesBoba
    @SpookyLovesBoba Рік тому +16

    We were Victim, We were Scrounger, We were Resister, We Were Bulder... Today we gonna be Konginator

  • @nonungus
    @nonungus Рік тому +138

    Man... knowing this is from a local developer, in a country where game development it's still small but currently going strong, this feels like a kick in the balls. They singlehandedly ashamed the whole community. Very cool.

    • @seymorbuns5363
      @seymorbuns5363 Рік тому +4

      Do you have any good Chilean games to recommend?

    • @anchorlightforge
      @anchorlightforge Рік тому +29

      @@seymorbuns5363 Rock of Ages?

    • @nonungus
      @nonungus Рік тому +56

      @@seymorbuns5363 Tormented Souls, Clash: Artifacts of Chaos (or Zeno Clash 1 & 2 from the same franchise and devs of Rock of Ages), ProtoCorgi, The Signifier, Teacup, Long Gone Days, Urbek City Builder (quite a nice city builder)... to name a few.

    • @seymorbuns5363
      @seymorbuns5363 Рік тому +4

      @@nonungus thanks!

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +13

      @@nonungus Wow, I had no idea Tormented Souls was from a South American dev.
      Between that and Fobia (Brazilian), y'all are damn good at survival horror.
      Neither did I know ACE Team was Chilean. Genuinely, I just assumed they were French because of how trippy Zeno Clash and Eternal Cylinder are (lol), but I also didn't know they were the devs that made Rock of Ages. Knew that was Chilean, just didn't know it was the same dev.

  • @subekyuuke
    @subekyuuke Рік тому +391

    I hope the revival of shitty licensed games like this and Gollum brings back the age of angry video game reviewers with it.

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice Рік тому +112

      WHAT WERE THEY THINKING????

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley Рік тому +57

      The game is all of FOUR HOURS!!!

    • @arcadeportal32
      @arcadeportal32 Рік тому +40

      AVGN needs to do some more modern games, I know the classics are his thing, but there has been so much trash recently that has come out. He needs to do a Modern AVGN series, lol.

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball Рік тому +12

      I don't know, because then we'll get entitled weirdo game reviewers and I don't wanna give those "people" any spotlight

    • @rickydo6572
      @rickydo6572 Рік тому +15

      ​@@arcadeportal32
      I wish he'd make a video on some modern trash, but oldschool AVGN style you know what I mean?

  • @gestaposantaclaus
    @gestaposantaclaus Рік тому +110

    “The last survivors of the Kongs have perished.”
    Next sentence; “the last of the Kongs had survived”
    Top tier writing!

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 Рік тому +25

      Tbf the first bit goes
      "The last survivors of the Kongs have perished, except for the infant '

    • @baconlabs
      @baconlabs Рік тому +11

      the last metroid is in captivity

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox Рік тому +2

      Bejita, yamcha, tenshin... and clearin.... They had survived.

    • @DarkOverlord96
      @DarkOverlord96 Рік тому +6

      Ok, I know the game's pretty shit, but there's no need to make up stuff to shit on it more.

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 Рік тому

      @@DarkOverlord96 I think it's more likely they misremembered, or didn't hear the line properly.
      Not them doing it on purpose

  • @JS80203
    @JS80203 Рік тому +23

    14:02 the way the crack appears over the edge of the cliff.. jesus wept

    • @zappozzy
      @zappozzy Рік тому +1

      I agree it looks stupid

  • @Dr.Strangelewd
    @Dr.Strangelewd Рік тому +89

    Level design reminds me of out of bounds areas in Oblivion

  • @ZeFluffyKnight
    @ZeFluffyKnight Рік тому +86

    At least you can say Gollum had effort by a studio in way over their head. This just seems like money laundering.

  • @RedStar441
    @RedStar441 Рік тому +48

    It sucks that Twitch is privating because of copyright, but just as Vinny pointed out with Chat Replay you can watch the youtube fullsauce with the twitch chat too making it pretty seamless.

    • @siegfriedhiryu4660
      @siegfriedhiryu4660 Рік тому +24

      Yeah but I feel like people gotta talk about the insanity that is the person making a megalovania COVER is able to claim ownership, and thus income from it.
      You know the funny meme song nearly everyone knows is by Toby Fox, not some rando who made a cover.

    • @dysr
      @dysr Рік тому +2

      ⁠@@siegfriedhiryu4660That’s just the unfortunate part of having an automatic copyright system. Sometimes it’s not even malicious, since Vinny has had issues with automatic claims striking people using his music despite it being allowed. This applies to covers as well, since covering a piece of music can give rights to that specific cover.

    • @swagar
      @swagar Рік тому

      ​@@siegfriedhiryu4660It's basically impossible to get your music on Spotify and the like without ending up in content ID. The distribution companies want the extra royalties and force it on you. The only way around it is to refuse to put your cover songs anywhere but Bandcamp, which isn't ideal.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +1

      @@siegfriedhiryu4660 Toby has legal grounds to to take action against them for that.
      He won't because he's far too chill, but I'm just pointing out what they're doing is literally illegal.

  • @siko-society5635
    @siko-society5635 Рік тому +107

    How the hell do we have two titans fighting over worst game of the year this time????

    • @questmaster01
      @questmaster01 Рік тому +6

      If Gollum was better or if Redfall was worse, we could have had 3 fighting for the crown. I guess the magic that made Baldur's Gate 3, Tears of the Kingdom, Mario Wonder, and Spiderman all release this bloody year had to be taken from somewhere else

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball Рік тому

      Redfall, Forspoken, Gollum, Kong. All terrible games that came out this year, and it isn't over yet

  • @8bitcrook273
    @8bitcrook273 Рік тому +55

    It's not often that I will outright call something a "scam". But after literally just a few moments of research I don't know what else to call this. What happened here is that back in 2005 a company called DeVito Artworks re-wrote an AU version of the original 1932 novel so that they could claim copywright over that specific version and go around saying they "had the rights to King Kong". This new version (which just happened to coincidentally come out the year of the Peter Jackson remake) is called the "King Kong of Skull Island" property. Very blatantly by the naming of this game they are trying to trick people into thinking that this is affiliated with the recent Warner Bros. movies. These people seem to have crafted an entire media empire based on riding the coattails of legitimate films that take place in the King Kong universe. This is next level copyright trolling.

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy Рік тому +11

      So basically, it's like those Brazilian knock-off Disney movies... That is so stupid it's basically impressive

    • @Joseph.Talkowski
      @Joseph.Talkowski Рік тому +6

      While legal, it is super obvious and grimey. Isn't it well within range of a lawsuit from Warner Bros because of how blatant it is? Like, everyone is thinking this is King Kong, but it's secretly just Kong. I'd say they could take whoever commissioned this game to court for hurting the Kings rep.

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley Рік тому +51

    If this had a cartoon art style, a 3/4 top down view, and whacky particle effects, this would be a cult classic 2006 kid's game

  • @hinapuff
    @hinapuff Рік тому +21

    jesus this game.. is certainly a Game.
    (also to comment on the beginning)
    thank you to johnny & anyone else who helps the VOD channel (and its sisters) run :) i love having vinny vod channel to just chill and watch everything. i personally dont mind lacking chat bc its distracting for me.

  • @blaz804
    @blaz804 Рік тому +23

    the fact this game exists is an anomaly in and of itself, this artist named joe devito somehow befriended the estate of merian c cooper and they gave him free reign to do whatever he wants with kong. he has approved comics, a few toys, novels, crossover comics and novels featuring the planet of the apes, doc savage, and tarzan, and he currently has james wan pegged to produce a tv series based off his version of kong on disney+. this is actually the second game based off his version of kong, the first being a vr motion simulator exclusive to arcades.
    supposedly he tried suing the monsterverse movies of kong because his version and theirs both were orphaned by weird dinosaurs.

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball Рік тому +1

      How do you know all this shit

    • @blaz804
      @blaz804 Рік тому +3

      i have autism@@marvelousball

  • @clericbeastie
    @clericbeastie Рік тому +36

    The decision to make Kong walk bipedally despite all modern depictions having accurate gorilla knuckle-walking is… certainly a choice. It makes him look like a big weird baby man.

  • @pokehybridtrainer
    @pokehybridtrainer Рік тому +71

    It was wild to see this live. Thanks for playing this so we didn't have to.

  • @thequietteen7452
    @thequietteen7452 Рік тому +17

    I like how Monke has Wario’s shoulder dash.

  • @mirrorslash028
    @mirrorslash028 Рік тому +60

    “I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less"
    The monkey's paw:

  • @abagel5968
    @abagel5968 Рік тому +64

    gaming has literally peaked

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +2

      I think the more appropriate term is troughed.
      This is the lowest we've yet to go, at least in this generation.

    • @abagel5968
      @abagel5968 Рік тому +6

      @@warbossgegguz679 gaming will never be better
      this is the best goty

  • @N_Moli
    @N_Moli Рік тому +37

    I saw this on Twitter and I went "I kind of remember this".
    Turns out NO I FUCKING DON'T.

    • @r0dders
      @r0dders Рік тому +5

      I think there was a gorilla/monkey life simulator game or something like that. Because I, too, had a similar reaction to yours.

  • @seniormute2364
    @seniormute2364 Рік тому +40

    Looks like all the budget went into the Dark Souls granny VA in the intro

  • @tanookiman13
    @tanookiman13 Рік тому +20

    The fact that "go bananas" wasn't one of the original objectives Vinny made in the list, makes me unreasonably upset

  • @arkzero3157
    @arkzero3157 Рік тому +44

    The main villain isn't even defeated in an actual fight but in a cutscene... 10/10

    • @vrabo3026
      @vrabo3026 Рік тому +9

      Just like Serious Sam 4.
      The quality of both games is on-par too.

  • @WasatchWind
    @WasatchWind Рік тому +10

    "He has no style, he has no grace! This kong, has a funny face!"

  • @jimmyhirr5773
    @jimmyhirr5773 Рік тому +33

    Am I the only one who sees Kong as tiny in this game? Look at all the things we have to compare Kong's size to: giant trees, giant dinosaurs, giant crabs, giant spiders. Everything is so big in this game that it makes me feel like Kong is the size of a regular gorilla.

    • @paldinox1
      @paldinox1 Рік тому +7

      No I was thinking the same thing, proportions are way off.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +3

      Jerma when he turns on the Webcam for vr

    • @TalpaTulpa
      @TalpaTulpa Рік тому

      @@JacobKinsleyno idea what you are talking about, his ass gets two times bigger when he does that

  • @alicamilletti469
    @alicamilletti469 Рік тому +16

    For anyone wondering. This was published by GameMill Entertainment, the same people that published Big Rigs Racing

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ Рік тому +4

      Damn, I knew the company had a poor reputation but I never realized it was the Big Rigs company.
      Honestly suprising the Nicktoons games under them turned out passable considering that then.

    • @murlocaggrob2192
      @murlocaggrob2192 Рік тому +2

      GameMill? At least they're being honest.

  • @rabble_rousdower
    @rabble_rousdower Рік тому +78

    The sad thing is Kong could easily be a really interesting game if done right.

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Рік тому +13

      It was in 2005 though you can't play as Kong in that

    • @obundoben82
      @obundoben82 Рік тому +23

      @@genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Actually you can lol, you switch between Kong and this one guy from the movie throughout the game

    • @rabble_rousdower
      @rabble_rousdower Рік тому +4

      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Yes but those sections were clunky. I feel like you could make a Kong game today where you can walk through the island, trees the size of shrubs, animals scurrying, and leap around on mountians. This game doesn't make you feel like a giant at all. I hope WB makes a Kong game from their own WB games and does it right. Kong deserves better.

    • @RiverTierney-bb8rm
      @RiverTierney-bb8rm Рік тому

      ​@@genericwhitekidthesecond4330do you just say random things without checking if it's actually correct first?

  • @CalciumOxyde
    @CalciumOxyde Рік тому +32

    I remember joining the stream late and actually thinking those objectives were real. This game was so boring but I wanted to see the fecal meter and kong wife so I kept watching.

  • @KenMabie
    @KenMabie Рік тому +7

    18:02
    Find banana
    Smash rocks
    Fill fecal matter meter
    Find Wife, Ride Wife, life good

  • @allet8107
    @allet8107 Рік тому +40

    At long last Gormless Kong makes a playable appearance in a video game for the first time since Donkey Kong Country 3.

  • @hertz3292
    @hertz3292 Рік тому +52

    Seeing this schlock makes me want to dust off the PS2 and play the 2005 kong game that was actually pretty decent

    • @SupremeOptimus
      @SupremeOptimus Рік тому +13

      Makes me wish we got another Godzilla fighting game like the ones from the mid 2000s with toho and monsterverse kaiju.

    • @xSpooKee
      @xSpooKee Рік тому +3

      Definitely want me to play War of the Monsters again. God that game was awesome

  • @jimmyhirr5773
    @jimmyhirr5773 Рік тому +13

    I can kind of appreciate what they were trying to do with the roar feature. Waypoints and mini maps take your focus out of the game. By contrast, having the roar show where you're supposed to go keeps your focus in the game world. It's a shame that it doesn't seem to work outside the first level.

  • @veaceslavstoianov4378
    @veaceslavstoianov4378 Рік тому +106

    Kong never fails to clap my cheeks

  • @iamnotthatguy7166
    @iamnotthatguy7166 Рік тому +17

    I like how king kong, one of the biggest Kaiju to ever live is smaller than a fucking palm tree

    • @emberblaine
      @emberblaine Рік тому +2

      Kong in the original 33 movie is pretty small. They only make him big when he fights Godzilla

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 Рік тому +1

      @@emberblaineisn’t king kong in 33 still gigantic and not gorilla sized?

    • @r0dders
      @r0dders Рік тому +8

      @@iamnotthatguy7166he was a regular gorilla, people were just small in 1930s

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +2

      @@emberblaine was gonna say. As a fan of monster/kaiju movies, Kong's size was always something that confused me with the prospect of Goji v Kong, so it makes sense they retconned it for monster verse and the Toho movies.

  • @snowconebrat7329
    @snowconebrat7329 Рік тому +17

    I love how the first cutscene is literally the same as Trombone Champ

  • @arclite95
    @arclite95 Рік тому +7

    @23:00 wow this scene was completely inspired by lord of the rings. Simply amazing

  • @MegaProto
    @MegaProto Рік тому +11

    i think one of the gravest sins nobody is talking about is how this is a game where you play as king kong but nothing about it makes kong feel particularly huge. if you're gonna make a kong game you better fucking make feeling like BIG MONKY a priority

  • @scarabats123
    @scarabats123 Рік тому +7

    Just absolutely no scale in this game. This Kong is meant to be like as tall as a hill or something, so how damn big are those bushes? the trees? I know size in Skull Island is fucked up but did they not put a single moment of thought about the size of their playable character?
    I mean, I don't think they had any thoughts. At all

  • @Onyxs
    @Onyxs Рік тому +18

    Ah yes, my new favorite genre, Gollumlike

  • @adrake161
    @adrake161 Рік тому +10

    this should be a wii game that your grandma gets you because she found it on clearance for a couple bucks

  • @Endocrom
    @Endocrom Рік тому +18

    Always fascinated by the ecology of Skull Island where every animal is infinitely aggressive all the time. Don't know if that's a book thing or a Peter Jackson version thing.
    Also like how Gaw's species has the ripped upper body strength of a typical deviantart scaly fur-sona (scail-sonas?)

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 Рік тому +6

      Skull sona

    • @ZeroFische
      @ZeroFische Рік тому

      You furry

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 Рік тому +1

      Pretty much all versions of Skull Island has most of the wildlife depicted as very aggressive, which probably means that Kong was far from being the only reason the natives built the wall. The only exceptions I can recall off the top of my head are the Brontosaurs in the Peter Jackson version (plus an ostrich like creature that Andy Serkis' character accidentally killed in the extended version) and the big buffalo is the 2017 movie. Though I think that may be the point of why Kong is the king, nearly every creature on the island is a crazy murder beast, so he constantly has to battle to stay on top.

  • @j.d.4697
    @j.d.4697 Рік тому +36

    "We will make it so bad that everyone will want to play it for the memes!"

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 Рік тому

      I mean it kinda did worked. Specially if people get it on things other than the PC... Which with the exposure it got I'm pretty sure people did indeed bought it for something like the Switch.

    • @spoot166
      @spoot166 Рік тому +1

      It's like the carny in a dunk tank yelling insults at passers by, "What did he just call me?! Better give him my money and show him who's boss!"
      Seriously, giving time/attention/money to the latest hate boner dumpster fire only incentivizes more of them as an alternative to making good games for a contemptible audience.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +1

      The Maxwell skating game was simply a warning.

    • @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial
      @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial Рік тому

      No one is getting this in a month minus the few content creators

  • @boomtwack
    @boomtwack Рік тому +13

    This is truly a marvel of game design. This reminds me of games made by students who are just beginning to use unity. How this managed to get greenlit and published is astonishing.

  • @Jack_Woods
    @Jack_Woods Рік тому +15

    I really loved how you rip off the big crab's horn during his first phase, but if you die afterwards he just continues to not have a horn every other attempt, only to have a horn again for the cutscene every time you defeat his first phase

  • @FunSalsaSlasher
    @FunSalsaSlasher Рік тому +32

    I'm genuinely curious about this games development history. There has to be a story as to what went wrong here.

    • @izuthree
      @izuthree Рік тому +9

      Probably nothing, it's likely they were just the cheapest contract on offer and as a result the sloppiest game came out of it. Those 'license title we don't want to do but need to keep the studio lights on' sorts of things.

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Рік тому

      ​@@izuthreeBut it's not licensed, Kong is public domain...

    • @izuthree
      @izuthree Рік тому +6

      @@jesusramirezromo2037 Then it's a cynical attempt to make people like me think it's a licensegame based on one of the movies then, lol

    • @sedmikrasky.
      @sedmikrasky. Рік тому +10

      @@izuthree King Kong itself (not the movie) is on the public domain and all the other games from the dev team are shovelware garbage. It's just a cashgrab, probably hoping that someone was dumb enough to buy it without knowing how to refund.

  • @feralperil
    @feralperil Рік тому +14

    Gormless Kong and the Disappearing Foliage
    Also surprised he didnt get stuck on a rock for eternity like a couple other streamers did

  • @daveraschke
    @daveraschke Рік тому +18

    Honestly I'm glad games like this are coming out.

  • @awerelia
    @awerelia Рік тому +53

    THE INTRO EXPLANATION CUTSCENE WITH THE CAVE PAINTINGS IS LITERALLY JUST WHAT EVERY BORDERLANDS GAME DOES THEY JUST TOOK IT FROM THEM

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm Рік тому +22

      "You want to hear a story, eh?"
      Well too bad, I'm telling you anyway

    • @Thefanciestdugong
      @Thefanciestdugong Рік тому +10

      yeah even the graphics make me think of borderlands too lol

    • @annarenfold438
      @annarenfold438 Рік тому +10

      Kongderlands The Pre-Sequel

    • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
      @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. Рік тому +5

      Stop shouting

    • @awerelia
      @awerelia Рік тому

      @@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. I CAN'T MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN

  • @Legoguy9875
    @Legoguy9875 Рік тому +11

    While it is easy to say "lol they didn't even TRY with this game" I really feel like there was meant to be a more complete game here, but it was rushed out by the publishers. The attempt at a cel-shaded art style makes it seem like the actual devs wanted to make the game stand out in a good way, and it likely could have had the game been given time to cook. To me, this looks like a game that wanted to be something more, but was forcibly spat out by publishers once it was deemed "playable" from start to finish, regardless of the current state of the game's content.
    The infamous Jpeg cutscene especially hints at a forced release to me - the way that it just cuts to the still image, combined with the fact that it doesn't fill the screen so you can see that it's placed below the level geometry. It very much looks like a cutscene in its development phase, with the still image acting as a placeholder for what would've been either a transition into a proper cinematic or a flashing image in the MC's mind. Similar to how animators will use 2D planes as placeholders for visual effects that get added in later.
    Of course, I'm not saying that there's a masterpiece of a game buried underneath this. I have a feeling that even with proper time to be polished and ironed out, it would've still been at best a mediocre beat-em-up platformer. I'm just saying that I don't think the developers intended for the game to come out _quite_ like this.
    Edit: Seems my assumption was correct, as ex-IguanaBee devs have come out saying that they were only given a year to develop the game from scratch, which definitely explains a lot.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +1

      It literally has that style of "e3 early development teaser trailer"

  • @mozarteanchaos
    @mozarteanchaos Рік тому +16

    i'm so glad shovelware is still alive and well. it sucks that this is priced like an actual game though

  • @DeusExAngelo
    @DeusExAngelo Рік тому +19

    I wished for a Monsterverse game.
    I should've clarified I wished for a *decent* Monsterverse.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 Рік тому +7

      To be fair, this isn't a Monsterverse game. It's of the public domain for one of the King Kong books in mind.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому

      Monsterverse game where they FUCK

  • @fattiousinvader7015
    @fattiousinvader7015 Рік тому +9

    This game’s maps were made with the SPORE’s Galactic adventure creator.

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ Рік тому +3

      Honestly, that really is the most accurate comparision that can be made, and that's very embarassing for this game.

  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 Рік тому +6

    I saw clips from this stream and I had _no idea_ it was a _licensed movie game._
    I'm still stunned in disbelief.
    I thought it was a free meme game that someone did over a weekend for funny monke meme.

  • @Blood-PawWerewolf
    @Blood-PawWerewolf Рік тому +63

    There’s no way that this game IS NOT a shitpost.

  • @LillyWhiteFairy
    @LillyWhiteFairy Рік тому +1

    1:38:34 to 1:38:37 Jesus, that's one of the angriest reactions I've seen from him so far. Had me rolling.
    The floating brain incident in his spooky's jumpscare mansion playthrough is the most still.

  • @Tsolus
    @Tsolus Рік тому +7

    This is the first in the Gollum-like strand type game. I'm so excited for the future of Gollum-likes. GOLLUM!

  • @Donkexote
    @Donkexote Рік тому +6

    Feels like a weird duality where we get games like RE4make and TOTK in the same year as this and Gollum.

  • @jonnys8853
    @jonnys8853 Рік тому +43

    Did Vinny say this game was $30? At least he got the Gollum game for free. I feel bad for him having to spend his money on this shit for our entertainment.

    • @aussiejo5764
      @aussiejo5764 Рік тому +7

      Don't worry, he would have more than made it back on donations

    • @jonnys8853
      @jonnys8853 Рік тому +14

      @@aussiejo5764 still, poor guy.

    • @aussiejo5764
      @aussiejo5764 Рік тому +4

      Well, not this stream, charity stream. But long term he will.

    • @l-l
      @l-l Рік тому +14

      @@aussiejo5764he will never get these 2 hours of his life back though

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee Рік тому +7

      It's $40 lmao

  • @snart2195
    @snart2195 Рік тому +10

    Everything about this, from the run cycle to the combat, looks like an Incredible Hulk game that got scrapped and retooled into licensed shovelware.

  • @JR-kx3jr
    @JR-kx3jr Рік тому +5

    The original book is in the public domain, but multiple companies apparently own the rights to different interpretations of the character. It’s a confusing situation.

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 Рік тому +15

    I'm really enjoying this new genre of gorm-likes.

  • @PsychoIncarnate666
    @PsychoIncarnate666 Рік тому +6

    Did they just use the same model for "Kong's Mother" as adult Kong?

  • @lowpolyzoe
    @lowpolyzoe Рік тому +13

    What a year for kusoge

  • @tvirusgetz
    @tvirusgetz Рік тому +9

    Kong hitting both ends of the 'Movie Tie-in' spectrum with Peter Jackson's King Kong and this.

  • @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial
    @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial Рік тому +4

    🦍

  • @marvelista2261
    @marvelista2261 Рік тому +24

    I am a Spanish speaker and apparently the Chilean company that created this video game did not use all the money that Warner Bros. gave it and everything seems to be a case of scam, Chileans do not have a very good reputation for their honesty.

    • @pileofsmiles
      @pileofsmiles Рік тому +5

      Ah, the Randy Pitchford approach. Simple, yet elegant.

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Рік тому +8

      Why would WB give them money? This isn't based on Monsterverse Kong

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +1

      Thanks, I wasn't a Spanish speaker so the information didn't just coalesce in my brain

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Рік тому +7

      I can find no evidence that WB or Universal had anything to do with this.

    • @marvelista2261
      @marvelista2261 Рік тому

      @@warbossgegguz679 From what I have investigated, the one that granted the licenses for Skull Island: Rise Of Kong to IguanaBee is DeVito ArtWorks, it seems to be a case of money laundering or they scammed those who financed the project. On the cover you can see the lack of frankness of their developers regarding what we see later in the video game.

  • @GingerJack.
    @GingerJack. Рік тому +7

    The animator was the all-star of this project.

  • @JeskidoYT
    @JeskidoYT Рік тому +38

    I hope Joel plays this on monday

  • @Scott...
    @Scott... Рік тому +11

    I actually kinda like the cel shading on the fur, it has a nice oil painting vibe to it. But on a game like this it’s just like putting glitter on a decomposing rat.

  • @BewbsOP
    @BewbsOP Рік тому +4

    Fun fact: This was published by the same company that published big rigs over the road racing. That's not a joke. They actually published that. They also recently published the absolute humdinger that was atla: quest for balance XD

  • @Phoenix00756
    @Phoenix00756 Рік тому +11

    Peak gaming is back on the menu lads

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff Рік тому +6

    Words cannot express how happy I am that shitty PS2 shovelware games are SO BACK, BABY!!