Final Fantasy : Chaos Chronicles

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  • Опубліковано 11 лют 2025
  • The funniest game since Balan Wonderworld.
    donkey store dunkeyscastle....

КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @bloomingteratoma
    @bloomingteratoma 2 роки тому +20397

    jack is so aggressively one-dimensional that he loops back to being interesting

    • @Sektor826
      @Sektor826 2 роки тому +1600

      on fucking god

    • @zeedstun891
      @zeedstun891 2 роки тому +1035

      Its the ghandi effect

    • @ivanmarquez2218
      @ivanmarquez2218 2 роки тому +2660

      It's the refreshing simplicity of it.
      Like, no greater purpose, no deep backstory, he just woke up one day and decided to kill a concept that didnt event exist yet.
      And by god he stuck with it until his grave. He is a giga chad.

    • @AnonJuggerbot
      @AnonJuggerbot 2 роки тому +832

      The doomguy effect

    • @nisb9005
      @nisb9005 2 роки тому +156

      Masterfully put.

  • @Triplicata
    @Triplicata 2 роки тому +8328

    "How long have you been plotting to turn me into Chaos"
    Holy shit, they literally pulled a "The true Chaos was the friends we made along the way"

    • @saint-of-crois1133
      @saint-of-crois1133 2 роки тому +280

      I know the games a meme but I actually love how they did the story, it was interesting to me

    • @Casshio
      @Casshio 2 роки тому +488

      What the actual fuck is this game. It must be all on purpose. I refuse to believe they took themselves seriously.

    • @saint-of-crois1133
      @saint-of-crois1133 2 роки тому +281

      @@Casshio I think it has fun with itself, but also if you follow the lore the sheer focus on "Chaos" this and "chaos" that, tot he point where Jack has like no emotions makes a lot of sense

    • @utarefson9
      @utarefson9 2 роки тому +265

      To be fair, the game is just about the villain backstory of Final Fantasy 1 which came out in 1987. You might also have picked up the very subtle comedic approach the developers took to the concept.

    • @IAMNOTRANA
      @IAMNOTRANA 2 роки тому +94

      It is literally FF1 prequel lol doesn't take a genius how story was going to end up at.

  • @Heitzi31
    @Heitzi31 2 роки тому +10391

    The guy wanted Chaos to exist so badly that he just became it to prove his point, thats some dedication

    • @just_a_tophat5759
      @just_a_tophat5759 2 роки тому +222

      You make a good point, Gunter

    • @LeMiniBigBoss
      @LeMiniBigBoss 2 роки тому +677

      The textbook example of "Source? I made it up."

    • @Абдулло-щ3е9э
      @Абдулло-щ3е9э 2 роки тому +141

      That's dedication to the grind.

    • @RetroJim78
      @RetroJim78 2 роки тому +67

      It’s Manbearpig all over again!

    • @kupotenshi
      @kupotenshi 2 роки тому +166

      The first videogame where you play a conspiracy theorist truly groundbreaking

  • @WootmansayWOOT
    @WootmansayWOOT 2 роки тому +10286

    If y'all are wondering, the word "Chaos" is voiced 97 times in the game

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 2 роки тому +675

      So they're gonna put 3 more in the dlc?!

    • @Edagui97
      @Edagui97 2 роки тому +928

      And there's only 62 conversations.

    • @raynhir6820
      @raynhir6820 2 роки тому +436

      thats fewer than i expected

    • @epicgamner1139
      @epicgamner1139 2 роки тому +104

      that's it?! now im def not buying the game -1000000000000/10

    • @girlyknight8817
      @girlyknight8817 2 роки тому +58

      Well good it's not as bad, as I'll though it going was be. Want to try a count how many times the world "Sin" is said in Final Fantasy 10 Now?

  • @johnny5731
    @johnny5731 2 роки тому +6351

    "C'mon Jack. Wouldn't kill you to smile for once." Wouldn't kill Chaos either though.

  • @Eichro
    @Eichro 2 роки тому +8873

    "It's chaos in the streets!"
    "CHAOS?"
    I refuse to believe this game isn't self aware.

    • @enzog1078
      @enzog1078 2 роки тому +356

      Of course it is. It harkens back to OG RPGs in a big way.

    • @dantederi5062
      @dantederi5062 2 роки тому +523

      You clearly underestimated Nomura edgy teenage brain

    • @dyingwaffle95
      @dyingwaffle95 2 роки тому +72

      That's how I felt listening to the dialog for kh3

    • @imquantum8009
      @imquantum8009 2 роки тому +146

      It's pretty common for japanese writers to play with english linguistics, and it usually doesn't end well.

    • @ElvenSonic
      @ElvenSonic 2 роки тому +400

      It’s not. the lead writer had an interview after the demo came out where he was incredibly disappointed by the reactions the game was getting. It’s not even a little bit self aware.
      But that makes it funnier so

  • @BBalloon
    @BBalloon 2 роки тому +8320

    Imagine if jack went: I DON"T GIVE A DAMN WHO YOU ARE! and defeated Chaos without even knowing it. His life would be an endless cycle of searching for Chaos.

    • @purplemusic6820
      @purplemusic6820 2 роки тому +429

      literally the plot of Memento

    • @ArticleReaderRandy
      @ArticleReaderRandy 2 роки тому +17

      LOOOOL

    • @brianhamilton3582
      @brianhamilton3582 2 роки тому +73

      @@purplemusic6820 I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 2 роки тому

      JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON (THESE ARE END TIMES) WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR. HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @nihalzeor8085
      @nihalzeor8085 2 роки тому +8

      @@purplemusic6820 same thing I thought lmao

  • @fabiofabiobio
    @fabiofabiobio 2 роки тому +7155

    Therapist: Chaos isn't real, Chaos can't hurt you.
    Me: (groans with displeasure)

    • @dog_catcher3496
      @dog_catcher3496 2 роки тому +481

      Bullshit
      *plays linkin park*

    • @manguymanfellaman
      @manguymanfellaman 2 роки тому +163

      Proceeds to play Linkin Park with Raycon Earbuds, the sponsor of this video.

    • @jhomathon
      @jhomathon 2 роки тому +11

      Underrated comment

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 2 роки тому +24

      @@manguymanfellaman it's clearly Limp Bizkit

    • @Cowell971
      @Cowell971 2 роки тому +26

      *refuses treraphy*
      *becomes chad*
      *destroys chaos*

  • @Vher_
    @Vher_ 2 роки тому +27532

    it's really refreshing to see a protagonist who wants to skip all the cutscenes
    mfs down in the replies like: "hey have you heard of small underground underrated game franchise DOOM for the PC it's got a thing kinda like that I wonder if you heard of it"

    • @gnussyflarkin
      @gnussyflarkin 2 роки тому +597

      Spot on, my friend.

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare 2 роки тому +989

      Other MC: wait villain do his monologue, exposition dump and transfortmation
      Jack: sucker punch anyone that talks too much

    • @speedweednfeed6721
      @speedweednfeed6721 2 роки тому +553

      Bro he really does. Even up till the end he doesn’t really care about engaging with the other characters outside of fucking shit up.

    • @garryame4008
      @garryame4008 2 роки тому +187

      DOOM-GUY

    • @Loewemon25
      @Loewemon25 2 роки тому +17

      Who skips cutscenes

  • @MrEstaporqueria1
    @MrEstaporqueria1 2 роки тому +12048

    Finally, a protagonist who just wants to speedrun the story

    • @Kruciate
      @Kruciate 2 роки тому +163

      Reposting top comment, I admire your originality.

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 2 роки тому +24

      Exactly

    • @Scroolewse
      @Scroolewse 2 роки тому +21

      from what I understand the game still has a fuckton of boring dialogue but I've only watched this and ZP's video

    • @marti5420
      @marti5420 2 роки тому +4

      wait, what? were definatly talking about a final fantasy game here?

    • @tankie_shyguy
      @tankie_shyguy 2 роки тому +10

      @@Kruciate The struggle of having no life

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 2 роки тому +5680

    The most unironically funny part is him interrupting the Dark Elf's backstory

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 2 роки тому +166

      Considering I'm currently running a D&D campaign using FF1's world, that's strangely relatable.

    • @monkeyman5477
      @monkeyman5477 2 роки тому +32

      @@reloadpsi seems like something one of my players would do

    • @waterbottle6644
      @waterbottle6644 2 роки тому +100

      Interrupting Lich's introduction was also pretty entertaining

    • @Eightsixseven23224
      @Eightsixseven23224 2 роки тому +127

      Don't care, Didn't ask *grunts*

    • @D0MIN0W4LKER
      @D0MIN0W4LKER 2 роки тому +10

      Yes everyone in the game is in fact Straight Edge. The new Edge.

  • @WhatsGnat
    @WhatsGnat 2 роки тому +2300

    I love how they were "scheming" to turn him into chaos but all they had to do was walk up and be like "we want to kill chaos too" and MF ran miles with it ahahhaah

  • @malek0093
    @malek0093 2 роки тому +5346

    That scene where he goes "Bullshit." then walks away and plays some early 2000s rap metal on his earbuds is so campy and hilariously edgy that it actually makes me want to play the game.

    • @TemKalam
      @TemKalam 2 роки тому +30

      true

    • @pelonenkeli
      @pelonenkeli 2 роки тому +280

      It's also an actually good fun game, always looking forward to cutscenes.

    • @waywardkitten1
      @waywardkitten1 2 роки тому +377

      I legit thought it was fake the first time i saw it

    • @tappkarton
      @tappkarton 2 роки тому +399

      @@waywardkitten1 WAIT IT'S NOT??

    • @videobob92
      @videobob92 2 роки тому +130

      Mans bumping limp bizkit straight into his brain

  • @Sir_Martel
    @Sir_Martel 2 роки тому +3052

    Ash: "C'mon Jack. Wouldn't kill you to smile for once."
    Jack: "Wouldn't kill Chaos."

    • @Killmewithfire
      @Killmewithfire 2 роки тому +93

      If that line isn't in the game, it should be

    • @Jalugi1395
      @Jalugi1395 2 роки тому +14

      That's exactly what I first thought when I heard that line, dammit. It's too perfect

    • @ryankulikowsky
      @ryankulikowsky 2 роки тому +36

      "I'll smile when Chaos is dead"

    • @ohayuhanna
      @ohayuhanna 2 роки тому +2

      Every dunkey video has top three best comments, and the rest is just not that funny. This comment is top three for this dunkey vid

    • @Mark_Dyne
      @Mark_Dyne 2 роки тому +8

      As a foreigner, I really love this linguistic humor in english (play-with-words kinda thing, can't find right term for it), and this joke is comedy gold for me🔥
      Thanks✨

  • @punklingyt
    @punklingyt 2 роки тому +3642

    He really is that one guy in every D&D party who "has a dark and traumatic backstory that you'd never understand"

    • @pab_loq
      @pab_loq 2 роки тому +226

      ‘… or care about’

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 2 роки тому +93

      Xavier Obsidian Darkraven the Third, vampiric demonkin with a penchant for black leather and cry showers.

    • @rockheadshot1886
      @rockheadshot1886 2 роки тому +147

      DM: So, dark elf speaks...
      Jack: Don't care, I roll initiative

    • @mighty_zero
      @mighty_zero 2 роки тому +3

      @@pab_loq this sounds more like "you" problem

    • @ngfshgsfhsgh
      @ngfshgsfhsgh 2 роки тому +97

      @@mighty_zero found the guy who makes the character in dnd who has a dark and traumatic backstory we'd all never understand or care about

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 Рік тому +1225

    Okay, let me explain for anyone confused:
    Jack, Ash, and Jed all arrive in the world of Cornelia with no memory. All they know is that they need to kill Chaos. Neon and Sophia also have a desire to kill Chaos, so they team up. Jack, Ash, Jed, and Neon all have crystals, much like the prophesied Warriors of Light, but these crystals are dark. It's later revealed that Jack, Ash, and Jed are from another dimension controlled by the Lufenians. They've been sent to Cornelia before, and attempted to destroy the darkness, which was banished to Cornelia by the Lufenians. They failed, so the Lufenians erased their memories and reset the world. The scenes where Jack is wearing white are memories from that previous attempt. He used to be friends with Astos, and was in love with Princess Sarah. The darkness once again spreads and becomes uncontrollable. In order to break free of the Lufenians' influence, Jack's allies force him to kill them, causing him to absorb all of their darkness and become Chaos. He then severs the connection between Lufenia and Cornelia. It's also revealed that Jack is Garland, the first boss you fight in the first Final Fantasy and the true identity of Chaos. Ash, Jed, Neon, and Sophia are the Four Fiends. They then go 2000 years into the past, just like Chaos/Garland did in the original Final Fantasy, and wait for the Warriors of Light. The Warriors of Light are easily defeated, so Jack goes back in time and fights them again. In every loop, the Warriors of Light become stronger, until eventually they're able to easily defeat Garland. The Warriors of Light then go back in time and defeat Chaos, breaking the time loop and destroying the darkness once and for all.
    What the fuck.

    • @pembertr0n
      @pembertr0n Рік тому +89

      But how does Garland’s story from Dissidia fit in?

    • @wobblywack5531
      @wobblywack5531 Рік тому +312

      but how does Peter griffins story fit in?

    • @havvomusic
      @havvomusic Рік тому +135

      But how does gongo bongos story fit in?

    • @jrbristain7926
      @jrbristain7926 Рік тому +109

      They needed a backstory for Garland, but wtf is this? Was there a writer's guild strike in Japan too?

    • @inquisidor1
      @inquisidor1 Рік тому

      What in the ever living fuck did i read?

  • @Ozymandias42
    @Ozymandias42 2 роки тому +4427

    I have never seen a Final Fantasy character who hates being in a Final Fantasy game as much as Jack does, and I am fucking here for it.

    • @aatired7307
      @aatired7307 2 роки тому +70

      Yeah, closest I can think of is W.O.L., and he at least thinks it used to be cool

    • @Nervar
      @Nervar 2 роки тому +142

      Squall is definitely a close second

    • @Kavi-xz4yn
      @Kavi-xz4yn 2 роки тому +32

      mobius final fantasy. the mobile game, that shutdown. I see a ton of parallels here.

    • @aatired7307
      @aatired7307 2 роки тому +11

      @@Kavi-xz4yn Exactly! Jack is WOL without self awareness

    • @LuciusC
      @LuciusC 2 роки тому +22

      No wonder he ended up the villain, he just wants it all to end

  • @MyDomVids
    @MyDomVids 2 роки тому +3523

    This is one of those Dunkey videos where I can't tell when the parody ends and the legit game is being shown. If even half the dialogue he showed is legit, this game is a fricken fever dream.

    • @Flamevortex-ky6xh
      @Flamevortex-ky6xh 2 роки тому +453

      All of it is real, not a single thing was faked or exaggerated.

    • @tommyjongen
      @tommyjongen 2 роки тому +115

      @@Flamevortex-ky6xh even the linkin park bit?😂

    • @lúki-ang
      @lúki-ang 2 роки тому +238

      @@tommyjongen yes

    • @Excalibur5k
      @Excalibur5k 2 роки тому +71

      @@Flamevortex-ky6xh even her favorite song?

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 2 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @Menstraphobia
    @Menstraphobia 2 роки тому +8541

    By far my favorite part of this is listening to Jack ask or just talk about Chaos in general like 12-13 times throughout the video, only to yell out "I don't give a fuck who you are!" As a being who genuinely looks like it could be Chaos is introducing itself. Lol. 10/10.

    • @Zeegoku1007
      @Zeegoku1007 2 роки тому +111

      Chaos

    • @Menstraphobia
      @Menstraphobia 2 роки тому +47

      @cqvio doli Hrmm..?

    • @Menstraphobia
      @Menstraphobia 2 роки тому +43

      @@Zeegoku1007 hrmmmmmm

    • @Lobohobo
      @Lobohobo 2 роки тому +27

      @@Menstraphobia Chaos!

    • @tabkg5802
      @tabkg5802 2 роки тому +198

      You see Jack can sense Chaos so he immediately knew that this isn't him and lost all interest

  • @artemis1123
    @artemis1123 2 роки тому +1389

    A: “We need to find chaos bro…”
    B: “Close your eyes bro.”
    A: “There’s nothing bro…”
    B: “That’s chaos bro.”
    A: “Bullshit.” *blasts heavy metal*

    • @nihaalsandim9986
      @nihaalsandim9986 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Rukalin
      @Rukalin 2 роки тому +26

      Ironically, his eyelids are actually part of Chaos

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Рік тому +8

      It's actually nu metal.

    • @artemis1123
      @artemis1123 Рік тому +5

      @@Silverwind87 “it’s actually nu metal” - 🤓

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Рік тому +10

      @@artemis1123 don't be wrong if you don't want to be corrected

  • @justincruz8050
    @justincruz8050 2 роки тому +6171

    In love with Jack. Emotionally unintelligent angry swordsman who borders on conspiracy theorist goes on a crusade to kill chaos, despite chaos being a concept and not a being you can fight, who also seemingly hates interacting with his girlfriend who loves him unconditionally

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 2 роки тому +829

      Man's a true Sigma, focus on Chaos, reject women.

    • @llJiggyFlyll
      @llJiggyFlyll 2 роки тому +307

      If Shakespeare had been Japanese that would have been the plot of Romeo and Juliet. They go wild for that shit.

    • @justincruz8050
      @justincruz8050 2 роки тому +526

      "Ugh. My beautiful girlfriend who loves me and my interests. Ugh. Damn."

    • @VSprites_
      @VSprites_ 2 роки тому +87

      Except Chaos literally is a being that you fight, as anyone who had played a Final Fantasy game would be aware of.
      But yes, Jack is a legitimately tragic figure.

    • @Jannfndnanakid
      @Jannfndnanakid 2 роки тому +90

      'emotionally unintelligent'
      you mean intelligent

  • @TheLuxma
    @TheLuxma 2 роки тому +2759

    I can't believe they actually made it so that the true Chaos was the friends we made along the way

    • @devon674
      @devon674 2 роки тому +75

      literally

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 2 роки тому +20

      Fuck, your comment killed me. Well done.

    • @AugustoBC
      @AugustoBC 2 роки тому +11

      @@overlorddante but are you chaos?

    • @nagatosaitou
      @nagatosaitou 2 роки тому +11

      Fiends, the true Chaos was the Fiends we made along the way

    • @sorensouthard927
      @sorensouthard927 2 роки тому

      Did he kill them?

  • @danniemiesse4643
    @danniemiesse4643 2 роки тому +2114

    There were like 6 moments in this video that I seriously thought were edited gags, but they turned out to be actual gameplay. Absolutely bizarre game.

    • @manaspradhan8041
      @manaspradhan8041 2 роки тому +283

      the revelation that the linkin part bit wasn't edited is the greatest moment in 21st century cinema

    • @BigPandaGamer
      @BigPandaGamer 2 роки тому +6

      you mean perfect ?

    • @agustinrosado1153
      @agustinrosado1153 2 роки тому +32

      Can't believe they got orange tesla for the cutscene

    • @RaGiAn87
      @RaGiAn87 2 роки тому +72

      I refuse to believe that linkin park scene wasnt fake, you are all into this to fool me

    • @shotwell25
      @shotwell25 2 роки тому +12

      @@manaspradhan8041 it's Limp Bizkit which makes it even funnier.

  • @MachFiveFalcon
    @MachFiveFalcon 2 роки тому +1677

    This is like some 2000s-JRPG-level poorly translated dialogue with melodramatic, haphazard voice acting performances, and it warms my heart with nostalgia! :D

    • @piotr477
      @piotr477 2 роки тому +21

      Youre telling me it isnt? seriously

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 2 роки тому +37

      And yet the ending still managed to hit me in the feels a little. This game was quite a ride, in a good way.

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez Рік тому +7

      TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT

    • @nikodem123asdf
      @nikodem123asdf 11 місяців тому +1

      This game is giving Chaos Legion so bad I can't help but love it.

  • @stevo2862
    @stevo2862 2 роки тому +2349

    I sure do love it when Square Enix implements their anime grunts in literally every 2 minutes of dialogue

    • @twopercentflat4766
      @twopercentflat4766 2 роки тому +55

      In the time that this comment has been here till my reply, 2 grunts have happened.

    • @moongirl-d9h
      @moongirl-d9h 2 роки тому +31

      he was just really mad, mom got him an xbox one x and not an xbox series x

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 2 роки тому +7

      doesn't help that the English VAs tend to overdo it.

    • @armyofpoo9297
      @armyofpoo9297 2 роки тому

      *grunts*

    • @tralphstreet
      @tralphstreet 2 роки тому +1

      2 minutes? try 2 seconds.

  • @mohammadsaleem5990
    @mohammadsaleem5990 2 роки тому +3485

    "I'm going to kill chaos"
    "No John you are the chaos"
    And then John was a chaos

    • @ZorroCeleste1
      @ZorroCeleste1 2 роки тому +61

      the edn
      THE EDN?

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 2 роки тому +30

      John Chaos

    • @Nic5Cyprus
      @Nic5Cyprus 2 роки тому +4

      His name is Jack

    • @pawsouth2897
      @pawsouth2897 2 роки тому +38

      @@Nic5Cyprus "and then John was a zombie" is a classic meme

    • @Allomite
      @Allomite 2 роки тому +19

      @@YoutoberzRebirth this is from an old DooM copypasta, certified classic.

  • @odeon6139
    @odeon6139 2 роки тому +2615

    McDonald's employee : *"sorry sir the ice cream machine is broken"*
    Jack : *"hrmrmr... BULLSHIT."*

    • @KniGhTKrawLeR9
      @KniGhTKrawLeR9 2 роки тому +147

      [walks off blasting "My Way" by Limp Bizkit]

    • @ahmedkhan1272
      @ahmedkhan1272 2 роки тому +14

      *Given up- linkin park blares in his ear buds. *

    • @bio2189
      @bio2189 2 роки тому +4

      or drives off if he was in the drive-thru

  • @TheTlay101
    @TheTlay101 2 роки тому +2620

    Dunky was laughing so hard he didn't notice he enjoyed a jrpg

  • @dankdc5_
    @dankdc5_ 2 роки тому +3054

    Endgame Jack: "Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last person I would've suspected, but I was looking for ME all the time! It's the perfect crime!"

    • @tinyt.w.i.m7291
      @tinyt.w.i.m7291 2 роки тому +73

      This needs more attention

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 2 роки тому +7

      @@tinyt.w.i.m7291 No, it doesn’t. Because it’s not really accurate at all.

    • @irisstarsterio
      @irisstarsterio 2 роки тому +46

      @@adams3560 Dang almost as if it's a hyperbolic joke not meant to be taken that seriously

    • @Acer010203
      @Acer010203 2 роки тому +10

      Endgame crew: "yeah yeah tell it to the judge."

    • @EdgyZiggy
      @EdgyZiggy Рік тому +6

      ​@@adams3560
      Ah yes, because Jack is gonna quote Patrick Star and the Spongebob joke is meant to be taken seriously. So inaccurate. Cant enjoy the comment

  • @GreatMelonLord
    @GreatMelonLord 2 роки тому +7979

    - Says "bullshit" to reality
    - Starts blasting linkin park
    - Refuses to elaborate further
    True sigma grindset

  • @gabrielvillarreal6174
    @gabrielvillarreal6174 2 роки тому +2838

    “Turns out the real chaos was the friends we made along the way.” - Tetsuya Nomura

    • @BowserSpaceLaser
      @BowserSpaceLaser 2 роки тому +25

      Ah fuck, I just made this same comment. Too much to hope nobody else said it first. You win this round.

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 2 роки тому +50

      The chaos he was looking for was inside him, all along.

    • @obiwankesnowbi9807
      @obiwankesnowbi9807 2 роки тому +10

      “I’m hear to eat chaos & create bubblegum & I’m all out of bubblegum.” - Master Oogway

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 2 роки тому +18

      Unironically true and accurate summary of the plot.

    • @somedudefromTX
      @somedudefromTX 2 роки тому

      ONLY THROUGH THE ELIMINATION OF CHAOS CAN WE ACHIEVE WORLD CHAOS

  • @suburbanindie
    @suburbanindie 2 роки тому +2563

    I've played games where you play as the villain, but I've never seen such a blatantly sociopathic protagonist in my life

    • @me-fp3cg
      @me-fp3cg 2 роки тому +214

      But, but, but He's not a "sociopath" he's literally me!!!!!!

    • @thatepicdowgster2493
      @thatepicdowgster2493 2 роки тому +113

      Play Mystery of the Druids

    • @CatroiOz
      @CatroiOz 2 роки тому +4

      @@thatepicdowgster2493 hahaha I was going to say that !

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 2 роки тому +66

      If you actually play the game, you see that although he can be a bit cold, he’s actually a really good guy.

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 2 роки тому +21

      In that case, don't play forspoken cuz it's got the biggest piece of shit protagonist in recent years. Not to mention the dialogue and motivations are God awful

  • @baelGIGAN
    @baelGIGAN 2 роки тому +6975

    dunkey didn't once cut himself on all the edge in this game, he truly is a skilled and accomplished gamer

    • @chamtheman551
      @chamtheman551 2 роки тому +20

      Well said

    • @totalishnc
      @totalishnc 2 роки тому +72

      dont forget he beat elden ring 4 times

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 2 роки тому +22

      That's because it's not as edgy as people were meming it to be. It's a solid souls/nioh style game.

    • @iurianastacioleite8724
      @iurianastacioleite8724 2 роки тому +18

      the guy is literally a guts reference

    • @Erinxh
      @Erinxh 2 роки тому +5

      Not to forget, he did it while being blindfolded!

  • @simonghoul3602
    @simonghoul3602 2 роки тому +1730

    I love how his friends just watched him get obsessed over killing chaos, when they knew he was going to be chaos all along. It's the most epic prank ever broski

    • @ThatTCG
      @ThatTCG 2 роки тому +133

      To be fair they lost their memories but regained it over time as he defeated more and more stuff. Then they plotted to turn him to Chaos which was his plan as well. Only he didn't know it.

    • @M3cronom
      @M3cronom 2 роки тому +99

      @@ThatTCG Ah yes, now everything makes sense :)

    • @Thomazbr
      @Thomazbr 2 роки тому +191

      @@M3cronom It's not that complex to understand
      They are essentially a bunch of time traveling janitors who are really angry at their bosses, so instead of cleaning garbage they become the garbage

    • @JamezJN007
      @JamezJN007 2 роки тому +44

      @@Thomazbr NOW everything makes sense :))

    • @kamalluthfi7303
      @kamalluthfi7303 2 роки тому +49

      @@Thomazbr I swear nothing in that sentence make sense

  • @SneedRemembrancer
    @SneedRemembrancer 2 роки тому +3488

    It’s like they took a 40k space marine and just plonked him in some anime fantasy setting.
    Constantly talks about destroying chaos
    Has no social skills
    Eventually becomes chaos

    • @sdpblueneko4559
      @sdpblueneko4559 2 роки тому +61

      That what I was thinking mostly

    • @DingusJoe64
      @DingusJoe64 2 роки тому +179

      It's kind of more like Archaon's backstory from Warhammer Fantasy.
      Guy sets out to stop the herald of the apocalypse, only knowing that said heralds name is Archaon.
      Finds out that prophecy dictates that the one searching for Archaon will end up becoming Archaon.
      Becomes Archaon, the herald of Chaos and the end times.

    • @lock376
      @lock376 2 роки тому

      Even marines are more normal than he is

    • @pogsothoth
      @pogsothoth 2 роки тому +121

      "WE DARK ELVES"
      "I don't care"
      You should space marine

    • @nzed2138
      @nzed2138 2 роки тому +18

      Literally every Chaos Primarch in existence

  • @loganmock2012
    @loganmock2012 2 роки тому +504

    i like how there’s like maybe 10 seconds of gameplay in this whole video. goes to show how incredible the cutscenes are

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 2 роки тому +21

      And yet the gameplay is actually great. Can’t go wrong.

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 Рік тому

      @@adams3560 getting stuck in a loop of hitting yourself, excellent gameplay XD

  • @tylermitchell185
    @tylermitchell185 2 роки тому +723

    I call this one "Three medieval farm boys hear about an abstract concept, think it is literal, and try to kill it"

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 2 роки тому +14

      I won’t rest until I have killed Water!

    • @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292
      @yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 2 роки тому

      My only purpose is to the kill the sun and punch the universe!

    • @TGIFrank
      @TGIFrank 2 роки тому +41

      @@Stryfe52 is water abstract enough? Maybe three dehydrated desert nomads set out to kill thirst?
      Brought to you by Gatorade.

    • @llJiggyFlyll
      @llJiggyFlyll 2 роки тому +9

      Too bad they didn't localize Chaos to 5G for the American audiences. Would've sold like gangbusters.

    • @Destroyah5000
      @Destroyah5000 2 роки тому +3

      This doesn't sound too far off from something Steven King would write tbh, aside from the medieval part.

  • @TheClanFollows
    @TheClanFollows 2 роки тому +1512

    The dude getting excited at "Its chaos in the streets" had me dead

  • @robert6533
    @robert6533 2 роки тому +1484

    My favorite line of dialogue was the reply "No, it's ok, I memorized it" in response to being offered a music player. You're not studying for an exam, it's meant to be listened to.

    • @junkolover9518
      @junkolover9518 2 роки тому +85

      She probably thought to say something romantic and fast, said that, and tried to keep a straight face to not ruin it even further.

    • @Epower96
      @Epower96 2 роки тому +7

      or is it?

    • @madmikeschannel8128
      @madmikeschannel8128 2 роки тому

      @@Epower96 🤯

    • @adorablefallacy7370
      @adorablefallacy7370 2 роки тому +128

      That’s why he punched her

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 2 роки тому +17

      To be fair, she does come from a culture with no recorded sound. The idea of memorizing a song you like is just normal to them.

  • @cinnamonnoir2487
    @cinnamonnoir2487 2 роки тому +3003

    "I don't give a damn about you or these bats" is the single greatest line of dialogue Tetsuya Nomura has ever written.
    And he's written a lot of them.

    • @Sabre-Lait
      @Sabre-Lait 2 роки тому +127

      Tetsuya Nomura didn't write a line of dialogue in this game. Credit goes to Kazuhige Nojima.

    • @sotl7749
      @sotl7749 2 роки тому +23

      And "That was very chaotic" from Dunkey was on point.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 2 роки тому +60

      @@Sabre-Lait yet no one will care because they see Nomura and think the whole thing was made by him

    • @thalesn
      @thalesn 2 роки тому +2

      @@sdbzfan1 It's no wonder people get confused. Look at his title in this game... First time I saw a "creative producer", for instance.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 2 роки тому +4

      @@thalesn ive grown desensiticed, at this point, as long as something is memorable i call that a good time

  • @smickeyYT
    @smickeyYT 2 роки тому +1414

    I love how Dunkey barely had to mess with dialogue or even show gameplay, the game just writes the jokes itself

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 2 роки тому +11

      All JRPGs do

    • @Jojojjojojojo
      @Jojojjojojojo 2 роки тому +48

      The editing is key here. It adds timing. If you play the game the individual scenes wouldn't be that funny I think. Or at least less. Dunkey is great at this, he has many videos in that style, sometimes without any commentary. Still just as funny. That takes some real skill.

    • @TheGreatMattao
      @TheGreatMattao 2 роки тому +3

      Nomura needs to stop making ganes.

    • @TruePeaceSeeker
      @TruePeaceSeeker 2 роки тому +5

      @@bbbbbbb51 you need to play more JRPGs
      But this one is comedy gold 😂

    • @ShadenDays
      @ShadenDays 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheGreatMattao or at least stop writing them, hes like the japanese zack snyder. Really good at visuals shit at story.

  • @lambda494
    @lambda494 2 роки тому +2661

    I love Jack so much. They took a guy who feels like dunkey feels about RPGs and stuck him in an RPG

  • @FalconofMidgard
    @FalconofMidgard 2 роки тому +625

    "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Chaos"
    -A Chaotic Writer

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 2 роки тому +1

      This is exactly what happened in Overlord

  • @LurkerLurkerLurkerLurker
    @LurkerLurkerLurkerLurker 2 роки тому +106

    1:57 this scene is just...
    >Jack's complete disregard for story exposition
    >His emotionless stare
    >His absolute gigachad pose, a simple hand outstretched dangerously close to the camera
    >The camera's movement, slowly circling around Jack
    Simply a mastapeece, 10/5

    • @t.k7five084
      @t.k7five084 2 роки тому

      That's more stigma male thing. What jack did at least what I think

  • @paxilian
    @paxilian 2 роки тому +1934

    This has to be the most brilliant work of satire by a video game studio, there’s no possible way to explain this otherwise

    • @akiinmoonlight79
      @akiinmoonlight79 2 роки тому +57

      Ngl i think thats exactly how things are + it's a experimental dive into the souls genre
      So it's destined to be just a weird something that makes extrem fun

    • @doctorprofessor6990
      @doctorprofessor6990 2 роки тому +26

      Unfortunately, there was no localization. Just a one to one translation of Japanese to English

    • @Kamikazeman1234
      @Kamikazeman1234 2 роки тому +108

      No, that's just Nomura's writing.... unironically awful

    • @justrusty8399
      @justrusty8399 2 роки тому +75

      @@doctorprofessor6990 Unfortunately? This is the best possible thing that could have happened.

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 2 роки тому +10

      It isn't a satire it's unironic, which is good
      We need more games like this today

  • @SirFratt
    @SirFratt 2 роки тому +1833

    I unironically love that at 1:54 he’s just like “Please don’t exposition dump on me and just tell me what I want to know”

    • @zachkills4
      @zachkills4 2 роки тому +81

      Said screw your character development.

    • @nix2939
      @nix2939 2 роки тому

      @@zachkills4 who gives a shit he's some dark elf what else do you need to know?

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 2 роки тому +11

      There's no irony here to disavow.

    • @Smiguli64
      @Smiguli64 2 роки тому +10

      "Didn't ask"

    • @AQuietMyth
      @AQuietMyth 2 роки тому +6

      In Doom, Doomguy just destroys any display with an exposition character on it trying to talk to him. Even if its actually important.

  • @zachstyles4378
    @zachstyles4378 2 роки тому +386

    Out of all the crazy stuff that happens in this game, I think the weirdest part is that the princess has memorized her favorite song, and therefore never needs or wants to hear it again.

    • @devolio5152
      @devolio5152 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you. this.

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 2 роки тому +1

      How is that weird?
      Isn't memorizing music normal? Are you even human?

    • @Irisverse
      @Irisverse 2 роки тому +68

      @@cooldud7071 Just because you know how a song goes doesn't mean you never want to hear it again? Are YOU even human?

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 2 роки тому +1

      @@Irisverse That wasn't my point of contention. There is nothing weird with memorizing music just as if you were listening to it right now. I can play an entire playlist in my head. It's normal.

    • @deathsirwow
      @deathsirwow 2 роки тому +12

      @@cooldud7071 Wtf, this dudes like Sheldon from Big Bang. Hey dud, what time of day did you first hear your favorite song and what was the ambient temperature?

  • @Leerimius
    @Leerimius 2 роки тому +244

    Honestly can't get enough of Dunkey's bewildered "WHAT?!?!" at 3:35 Just the utter shock and confusion is perfect.

  • @RiderZer0
    @RiderZer0 2 роки тому +5789

    This game looks like they were trying to create meme after meme. If that’s the case it’s a damned masterpiece.

    • @wiegehts1206
      @wiegehts1206 2 роки тому +36

      What is the name of the game?

    • @bamboozl3d
      @bamboozl3d 2 роки тому +162

      @@wiegehts1206 Final fantasy 999 or smth

    • @JPH1138
      @JPH1138 2 роки тому +116

      @@wiegehts1206 Stranger in Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin

    • @dominokos
      @dominokos 2 роки тому +75

      I feel like Nomura has got to be really self-aware tbh.

    • @kkeithf
      @kkeithf 2 роки тому +13

      You're gonna get meme'd regardless so just lean into it

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja 2 роки тому +1303

    -"Sorry sir, we don't have any subway named chaos on the menu"
    -"Bullshit"
    *gets out of the shop blasting godsmack from his phone*

    • @Ancor_Vantian
      @Ancor_Vantian 2 роки тому +18

      You just smacked me across the face with a wave of nostalgia by mentioning Godsmack.
      So much enjoyment playing Warrior Within.
      I bet the Prince would have been Jack’s role model.

    • @shiveredmytimber3148
      @shiveredmytimber3148 2 роки тому +5

      YOU MAKE ME BULLETPROOF

    • @yashdwivedi2037
      @yashdwivedi2037 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ancor_Vantian Man those Dahaka chases were anxiety inducing. I remember being absolutely scared and dropping the game for weeks when stuck at a Dahaka chase

    • @Insane_Kane
      @Insane_Kane 2 роки тому +1

      Nah nah, id go with disturbeds down with the sickness timed to the Uh A A A A

    • @fordesponja
      @fordesponja 2 роки тому +1

      @@Insane_Kane and the false patois. They are limp bizkit levels of lack of shamefulness

  • @dahat1992
    @dahat1992 2 роки тому +646

    The way he just interrupts the back story of the dark elf because he doesn't care is hilarious.

    • @DerBeVomKubbe
      @DerBeVomKubbe 2 роки тому

      it´s a reference to the Mr T WoW commercial i would say

    • @sophieb5212
      @sophieb5212 2 роки тому +4

      it's like the player skipping dialogue but the character just do it for you

    • @VSprites_
      @VSprites_ 2 роки тому +4

      It's actually extremely sad in hindsight, since Astos (the elf) is one of Jack's dearest friends, he just can't remember him.

    • @dahat1992
      @dahat1992 2 роки тому +1

      @@VSprites_ I don't care any more than he did.

    • @VSprites_
      @VSprites_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@dahat1992 Jack actually cares a lot, if you play the game.

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 2 роки тому +997

    It's adorable that Tetsuya Nomura tried to make his own Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

  • @RacingSnails64
    @RacingSnails64 2 роки тому +2100

    1:57 is hysterical. The way he stops him gently like he's trying to de-escalate the situation, as if the elf spouting exposition is equivalent to a lunatic making a bomb threat.

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 2 роки тому

      I'd prefer the bomb threat

    • @Towelietowel
      @Towelietowel 2 роки тому +179

      "Please, we'll do whatever you want just don't go through with this JRPG exposition dump."

    • @jabronijackpot
      @jabronijackpot 2 роки тому +46

      Even this game doesn't want to hear its own writing lmao

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 2 роки тому +1

      Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Pls see once and then decide ❤️..,,,,,

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 2 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @skepticpunk_
    @skepticpunk_ 2 роки тому +1206

    "No! I must kill Chaos!" Jack shouted.
    His party said "No, Jack. You are the Chaos."
    And then, Jack was Chaos.

    • @lol0ajo
      @lol0ajo 2 роки тому +7

      Travis: wtf?

    • @artyshmunzuk5435
      @artyshmunzuk5435 2 роки тому +5

      underrated comment

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 Рік тому +14

      Ah, a premium aged vintage meme, just the thing to pair with a good dunkey

    • @pazz1239
      @pazz1239 Рік тому +3

      "Thats it? No chaos?"

  • @orxy5316
    @orxy5316 2 роки тому +1022

    This guy is beyond relatable, he is perhaps the great protagonist ever. The combination of him being fed up with everything around him plus the edgeness, makes it gold

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare 2 роки тому +68

      Other MCs: will help every single NPC no matter how boring is their fetch quest
      Jack: if is not about killing Chaos, no fucks given

    • @yashsabarad6171
      @yashsabarad6171 2 роки тому +12

      He just cares about Chaos

    • @MasterOfInfinity
      @MasterOfInfinity 2 роки тому +2

      He is a man with a mission

    • @zacksguitarhacks6390
      @zacksguitarhacks6390 2 роки тому +2

      He reminds me of comedian Charlie berens

  • @paarthmathur5532
    @paarthmathur5532 2 роки тому +208

    Tetsuya Nomura’s directing can be summed up with “so guys hear me out here”

    • @bradDark6941
      @bradDark6941 2 роки тому +3

      Except he didn't direct this game

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 Рік тому +2

      You know I bet it's a very enjoyable game to play though. That's just the standard package from TN lol 🤣

  • @darkmega97
    @darkmega97 2 роки тому +1918

    if they had dialled the edge down even a little this would be an absolute shitshow, but instead they went full force on it and it's amazing

    • @RetnabBanter
      @RetnabBanter 2 роки тому +197

      When in doubt, go full camp

    • @liviekumori
      @liviekumori 2 роки тому +79

      this game feeds the edgy teenager inside me

    • @saadsarwar8123
      @saadsarwar8123 2 роки тому +2

      What game is this?

    • @Pwrplus5
      @Pwrplus5 2 роки тому +15

      @@saadsarwar8123 Stranger of Paradise

    • @Kirinet
      @Kirinet 2 роки тому +77

      They did cut down! Apparently there is a lot more "I must kill chaos" lines in the original Japanese, but it became such a fucking meme that they changed many lines in English.

  • @watchdoge6464
    @watchdoge6464 2 роки тому +3660

    This game is pure comedy. It's almost as they developed it as an internal joke

    • @WrecklessFantasist
      @WrecklessFantasist 2 роки тому +171

      Honestly I get ironic enjoyment out of this games story because I’m just waiting to here the next most bad shit quote. Also the combat is pretty fun

    • @mrbungle3310
      @mrbungle3310 2 роки тому +32

      I love it
      The gameplay and world is good,but the story is hilarious,even more than 15

    • @mcknett3
      @mcknett3 2 роки тому +86

      you're not wrong, they actively are poking fun at stuff from earlier games. like how every NPC is just the same 5 people recycled over and over again, because of how limited NPC designs were in the original FF1

    • @mcknett3
      @mcknett3 2 роки тому +62

      @@Icetea-2000 they also made Jack's group's crystals all spherical because they were mistranslated as orbs in FF1. The list of tongue in cheek details goes on.

    • @Uooooooooooooh
      @Uooooooooooooh 2 роки тому +14

      The ending is really nice. Overall the last stretch of the game left me with a very positive impression. I played with Japanese dub though, the English dub sounds stupid.

  • @Sleeper800
    @Sleeper800 2 роки тому +737

    I don't think I've ever seen a character less interested in being in their own game.

    • @rtejas5743
      @rtejas5743 2 роки тому +2

      lmao

    • @ThatTCG
      @ThatTCG 2 роки тому +7

      He's great.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 2 роки тому +24

      Not true. He's REALLY interested in just one thing...
      Killing Chaos.

    • @horsebox5138
      @horsebox5138 2 роки тому +9

      How can you misunderstand his character so much... he wants to KILL CHAOS. GET IT?

    • @ShuckleShellAnemia
      @ShuckleShellAnemia 2 роки тому +15

      “I don’t give a H E C K about being in a video game. I’m just here to kill Chaos.”
      - John Chaos

  • @scrimpishimp4857
    @scrimpishimp4857 Рік тому +170

    Jack is so powerful he can skip the cutscenes FOR the player.

  • @jakobos93
    @jakobos93 2 роки тому +1203

    The absolute sincerity with which this guy says “Chaos”, marvellous xD and the grunts

    • @City-Hunter
      @City-Hunter 2 роки тому +1

      It's like X-Men tv cartoon, when the characters vehemently said: Professor {Ex} XAVIER

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 2 роки тому

      Khaos from skylanders

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 2 роки тому

      "Mmmm..."

  • @yungjc2
    @yungjc2 2 роки тому +568

    He's so happy chaos was real. His ass was like "told you chaos was real" bro felt like he just proved Santa was real.

    • @linkly9272
      @linkly9272 2 роки тому +3

      exactly what i thought of too when that played lmao

  • @-Down-D-Stairs-
    @-Down-D-Stairs- 2 роки тому +4872

    "Who writes this?"
    Tetsuya Nomura flashes onscreen
    "Oh, that makes sense."
    Had me rolling 🤣

    • @benmjt
      @benmjt 2 роки тому +161

      That's how jokes work. Well done.

    • @genosootaku8649
      @genosootaku8649 2 роки тому +80

      @whatsacone just check the games Nomura directed

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 2 роки тому +123

      I know that he's their dude for FF, KH, and all similar IP, but for the love of Jesus I hope Hajime Tabata makes one from scratch.
      Dear Lord, TN just does not get FF. And although I started off with 12 (Pretty late in the game), everything storywise that was good about it was not conceptualized by him. He needs writers, he needs to not write those, he's just not good at it. Kingdom Hearts too, that game has no right being as convoluted a story as it is.
      His writing is MNS level bad, he had occasional Sixth Sense moments, but they're few and far between...

    • @canada0118
      @canada0118 2 роки тому +12

      @@samf.s.7731 what does mns mean?

    • @bruhh0713
      @bruhh0713 2 роки тому +23

      @whatsacone his games stories are confusing

  • @hiptobeesquare2412
    @hiptobeesquare2412 2 роки тому +109

    "You either die a hero or you live long enough to become chaos"
    - Jack "Chaos" Garfield

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 Рік тому +5

      Im pretty sure his last name is Garland, but Garfield is a chaotic enough mistake that it is acceptable XD

  • @rod1028
    @rod1028 2 роки тому +2373

    The amount of times this guy said “chaos “ rivals the amount of times they said “darkness” in kingdom hearts.
    (Also thanks for the likes guys)

    • @sald142
      @sald142 2 роки тому +2

      Xenohart**

    • @TherionX2.
      @TherionX2. 2 роки тому +23

      Did someone mention the door to darkness?

    • @eyad6132
      @eyad6132 2 роки тому +13

      As well as the amount of times kratos said BOI

    • @Zant5976
      @Zant5976 2 роки тому +24

      Nomura games do be like that.

    • @counterfit35
      @counterfit35 2 роки тому +15

      "I do know hurt"
      -greatest line in gaming

  • @ux92
    @ux92 2 роки тому +1073

    "The real Chaos is the Chaos you become along the way." - Tetsuya Nomura

  • @8Trails50
    @8Trails50 2 роки тому +1657

    1:15 had me in tears.. i can't believe dunkey didnt cut that and that's actually in the game.. holy shit

    • @MerlinAmbroiss
      @MerlinAmbroiss 2 роки тому +111

      wait that was real??? holy what

    • @unixtreme
      @unixtreme 2 роки тому +25

      @@MerlinAmbroiss yep..

    • @UgyBoogie
      @UgyBoogie 2 роки тому +70

      @@MerlinAmbroiss Yeah, that's unedited. I'm dying 😂

    • @MerlinAmbroiss
      @MerlinAmbroiss 2 роки тому +30

      @@UgyBoogie literally had me rolling. cant believe they made a meme game XD

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 2 роки тому +54

      The game starts with Jack in a field, listening to Frank Sinatra's "my way" and i couldnt help laughing.
      The memes, like chaos, were real.

  • @sigmafun3880
    @sigmafun3880 2 роки тому +237

    1:13 I'm playing this game and I just realized this is the actual cutscene, no editing by dunkey, music included OMFG

    • @Artur_without_the_H
      @Artur_without_the_H 2 роки тому +1

      Bullshit

    • @attaxiaffxi7033
      @attaxiaffxi7033 2 роки тому +28

      Same goes for 3:28

    • @faultyvideos2215
      @faultyvideos2215 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@attaxiaffxi7033 no, the ringtone sounding song is edited in by dunkey
      The limp bizkit song is real though

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 2 роки тому +1638

    The beautiful thing about this game is that I can't tell if it's self-parody or playing the edge completely straight.
    Probably both.

    • @dmoogle2006
      @dmoogle2006 2 роки тому +215

      I think Nomura as ascended into that realm of Lucas-like mythos where anything that's a 'flaw' in his storytelling is just "satire" or "misinterpreted genius", and anything that's genuinely good was definitely not put there by Nomura. I think people at Square are too afraid to challenge him on things. Final Fantasy has never made a whole lot of sense, even before Nomura joined Square, but holy hell if they ever got real writers they could absolutely dominate the RPG market.

    • @mtcs
      @mtcs 2 роки тому +20

      Nah they serious

    • @kao123456654
      @kao123456654 2 роки тому +282

      No that's the beautiful part. This game is flopping hard in Japan, the Japanese fucking haaaaaate it because it's intended to be 100% serious. All the dumb bullshit that is jacks character is played completely straight and flat in the Japanese version and the devs have gone of record saying they were upset at the reaction to the trailers. The western translation literally saved this game from being a complete failure instead of a The Room tier experience

    • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
      @Howitchewstofeel5gum 2 роки тому +68

      You're really giving Squirt-Enix way too much credit if you think they're doing some meta joke

    • @MrWepx-hy6sn
      @MrWepx-hy6sn 2 роки тому +67

      @@dmoogle2006 Nah Man, Nomura is like Kojima... Both of them are fucking hacks, but such great fucking hacks that everything they do is pure gold

  • @ShuckleShellAnemia
    @ShuckleShellAnemia 2 роки тому +191

    “I’m a dark elf, you see. And we dark elves-“
    “Don’t care + didn’t ask + ratio + touch chaos + *grunt* ”

    • @recap1843
      @recap1843 2 роки тому +16

      "touch chaos" lmfao. Thanks for giving me a laugh.

  • @mihai9647
    @mihai9647 2 роки тому +343

    Life lesson from Square Enyx: whenever somebody doesn't agree with you just walk away blasting linking park in your headphones and spamming grunts at them

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 2 роки тому +5

      While wearing the bargain bin of a Hot Topic

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 2 роки тому

      but not Tim Allen grunts

    • @DevilJhoMama
      @DevilJhoMama 2 роки тому +2

      @@juhel5531 welp wish I didn't have to read of that, but I did, so thanks. I'm losing faith in humanity.

    • @mihai9647
      @mihai9647 2 роки тому +1

      @@DevilJhoMama idk if it's copy-pasta or not. If it is a real human being writing that I am sorry for him...

  • @varunsharma8371
    @varunsharma8371 Рік тому +32

    I love how he is wearing ear pods but he blasts the music on speaker just so everyone can hear it.

  • @eeveeeevee610
    @eeveeeevee610 2 роки тому +628

    Honestly the, "bullshit" line is so real, no trying to be extra about it, he just so fucking in disbelieve and even the voice acting portrays it, it's gold

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 2 роки тому +36

      I love how he turns on his music as he leaves.

  • @monkey_blu
    @monkey_blu 2 роки тому +524

    I want to know the fucking genius at Square Enix that went: "You know what we need? An over complicated and convoluted prequel to the most basic Final Fantasy that ever existed. I'm sure a lot of fans have been having sleepless nights thinking about the origins of Chaos since 1987"
    Bravo.

    • @sleepythemis
      @sleepythemis 2 роки тому +81

      And they fucking NAILED IT

    • @snakeslife-uroborodjinn790
      @snakeslife-uroborodjinn790 2 роки тому +38

      Bullshit!

    • @DrewPickles69
      @DrewPickles69 2 роки тому +27

      "I'm sure a lot of fans have been having sleepless nights thinking about the origins of Chaos"
      Well actually...

    • @K3k3000
      @K3k3000 2 роки тому +35

      Funnily enough, that's exactly what Dissidia was. So they did this twice.

    • @JeebleyJim
      @JeebleyJim 2 роки тому +3

      Yes, of course
      Jack is LITERALLY me

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 2 роки тому +526

    “I must kill Chaos!“
    “No Jack, you ARE Chaos!“
    And then Jack was Chaos.

    • @wally_503
      @wally_503 2 роки тому +16

      Final Fantasy: Repercussions of Chaos

    • @thinkngskeptic
      @thinkngskeptic 2 роки тому +14

      But then who was phone!?

    • @beenismcbeen7365
      @beenismcbeen7365 2 роки тому +3

      It's an old meme, but it checks out sir.

    • @Humblemumble7
      @Humblemumble7 2 роки тому +2

      I am Jack's unrelenting Chaos

    • @attackoncake4851
      @attackoncake4851 2 роки тому +1

      Now we just need 10 more games and a whole bunch of handheld spin-offs about Chaos splitting into many different Chaos' and battling the warriors of Peace...

  • @Spenfen
    @Spenfen 2 роки тому +64

    I don't know why, but the moment at 2:10 where he stars singing the victory fanfare and falls off midway through, inserting a "fuck" in the middle of it, before continuing on with the rest of the jingle kills me

  • @colestorch
    @colestorch 2 роки тому +572

    I think it’s hilarious how Jack’s voice is like twice as loud as all of the other characters

  • @WhoWatchesVideos
    @WhoWatchesVideos 2 роки тому +2695

    The writing for this game is so incredible. I'm buying this game. I'm dropping everything else to kill Chaos.

    • @huynhvuongviet2410
      @huynhvuongviet2410 2 роки тому +133

      @@Vvccshhshzhjsjsjahdhd it's the friends we made along the way.

    • @itsperry1
      @itsperry1 2 роки тому +8

      @@huynhvuongviet2410 amen

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 2 роки тому +3

      Chaos is a fairytale

    • @anodosarcade7355
      @anodosarcade7355 2 роки тому +15

      why does everyone know that this game is but me? lol

    • @MechromancerFTW
      @MechromancerFTW 2 роки тому +6

      @@huynhvuongviet2410 chaos is the poor optimization we experienced along the way.

  • @WildcardZwei
    @WildcardZwei 2 роки тому +1932

    So let me get this straight...This guy Jack is so far gone in conspiracy theories about Chaos being a being, that his friends plot to turn him into Chaos so that he can be right? That's the most Nomura thing I've ever--
    3:58 Yup, there it is.

    • @allik3601
      @allik3601 2 роки тому +49

      Nomura didn't write it though

    • @zjuraeventide8949
      @zjuraeventide8949 2 роки тому +353

      Not only that, but his conspiracy theory was so epic and conspiratorial that dude just straight up manifests actual chaos

    • @ultimamage3
      @ultimamage3 2 роки тому +138

      It helps that it was his plan from the start, he just got amnesia for 90% of the game.

    • @Jose_Doe
      @Jose_Doe 2 роки тому +10

      Even better is chaos actually is real lol

    • @kriscubero6778
      @kriscubero6778 2 роки тому +24

      @@allik3601 Sure, he may not have written the script but he approved it.

  • @knuckleheadwestwind3585
    @knuckleheadwestwind3585 2 роки тому +77

    I like how there is just one single clip of gameplay in this whole video, because the cutscenes are just way too damn entertaining

  • @Irisverse
    @Irisverse 2 роки тому +348

    When Jack said "mmmrrh," I felt that. Such a powerful and resonant quote.

    • @jakuboledzki6499
      @jakuboledzki6499 2 роки тому +1

      And when he 'Arghs', man that hits in the feels.

  • @wesreleases6346
    @wesreleases6346 2 роки тому +676

    I like how there’s only about 10 seconds of actual gameplay in this video but you still get a clear picture of what the game is like

    • @eduuklee9453
      @eduuklee9453 2 роки тому +18

      no you dont. because its an decent hack and slash game, you really shouldnt play it for the story its okay to skip all the cutscenes D;

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 2 роки тому +125

      Don't listen to the other guy. The story is the whole reason you should play this mediocre hack and slash.

    • @TheChri33
      @TheChri33 2 роки тому +47

      I dont know what to believe now.

    • @stephenc7576
      @stephenc7576 2 роки тому +82

      @@TheChri33 believe in chaos

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 2 роки тому +22

      @@TheChri33
      Believe in the chaos that believes in you

  • @Chilledtiger
    @Chilledtiger 2 роки тому +371

    2:01 The way he laughs when he found out that Chaos actually exists.
    Truly the laugh of a guy who doesn't belive his own words

    • @hubertnordvall5837
      @hubertnordvall5837 2 роки тому +1

      Funny, I just saw your most recent video before watching this one. Gonna upload any magic based Elden Ring video?

    • @WiseEXE
      @WiseEXE 2 роки тому +2

      Aye your that MH Meme Guy :D, love the content

    • @Chilledtiger
      @Chilledtiger 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@hubertnordvall5837 First I have to confirm if chaos really exists

  • @cbtalks6966
    @cbtalks6966 2 роки тому +72

    "Maybe the real chaos were the friends we made along the way" is almost an actual spoiler. What a good game.

  • @stormlight131
    @stormlight131 2 роки тому +355

    I love how most of these jokes just wrote themselves, and the whole video is Dunkey laughing at them

  • @haystackyarn
    @haystackyarn 2 роки тому +1733

    The soundtrack of this game is unrivaled, featuring such classics as Linkin Park and Kanye West's own magnum opus "orange tesla"

    • @fazzeaibrag
      @fazzeaibrag 2 роки тому +57

      Don't forget "My Way", it's very important part of the Jack's playlist.

    • @victorbitencourt9481
      @victorbitencourt9481 2 роки тому +28

      ye's orange tesla made me lol

    • @jaythomas468
      @jaythomas468 2 роки тому +34

      The first time I saw that in a UA-cam video, I thought it was an edit.
      Then, I played the actual game and got to that part and MY FREAKIN’ HEAD EXPLODED.

    • @nathan-christopheredouard7876
      @nathan-christopheredouard7876 2 роки тому

      @@jaythomas468 EXPLAIN

    • @boygerboy2286
      @boygerboy2286 2 роки тому +12

      I fucking wheezed when they listened to Orange Tesla and loved it. Such a classic!

  • @Cynidecia
    @Cynidecia 2 роки тому +235

    "I must kill Chaos!"
    "No Garland, you ARE the chaos!"
    And then Garland was a chaos.

    • @gluttonousmaximus9048
      @gluttonousmaximus9048 2 роки тому

      I knew, Vincente Minnelli was right all along!

    • @devon674
      @devon674 2 роки тому +2

      wait is it "chaos", "a chaos", or "the chaos"? grammatically does this proper noun take an article and if so which one? I must know

    • @ShuckleShellAnemia
      @ShuckleShellAnemia 2 роки тому

      It’s been so long since I saw this meme referenced, what was the original line?

    • @cosmicturban2797
      @cosmicturban2797 2 роки тому +1

      And then Morgan Freeman's disembodied voice told him that he was in fact chaos.

  • @2Gambi2
    @2Gambi2 10 місяців тому +7

    one of the best videos ever made - i periodically come back just to see all this chaos again

  • @nachoolo
    @nachoolo 2 роки тому +1063

    Nomura, the madlad. Made a Kingdom Hearts script and changed every mention of Darkness into Chaos to make it a Final Fantasy story.

    • @jadenkarpoff9158
      @jadenkarpoff9158 2 роки тому +48

      He didn't change Darkness into Chaos, it's almost mentioned just as much.

    • @Sinitsu
      @Sinitsu 2 роки тому +10

      Nomura didn’t write anything

    • @KyvannShrike
      @KyvannShrike 2 роки тому +24

      @@Sinitsu misinformation, he absolutely did.

    • @VSprites_
      @VSprites_ 2 роки тому +42

      @@Sinitsu He wrote the concept, ie "this will be a story about Jack, who is Garland, and it will have these plot beats".
      He even created storyboards for the game, wrote the personalities of each character, etc. He came up with the idea for this game a decade ago.

    • @nelosparda4798
      @nelosparda4798 2 роки тому +18

      @@KyvannShrike no he didn't all nomura did was create concepts and personalities of the character of the game and that's it the execution of the game however came from nojima the actual writer of stranger of paradise

  • @BenOlsberg1995
    @BenOlsberg1995 2 роки тому +639

    I love how when Dunkey gasped at the "Chaos is just a fairytale" statement, the camera panned down to the throne and with the skulls in frame it almost seemed like he was giving them a voice

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 2 роки тому +23

      “Bullshit”
      *Plays Linkin Park*

    • @chia1jon
      @chia1jon 2 роки тому +7

      Same!! It was great timing 😂

    • @commanderleo
      @commanderleo 2 роки тому +14

      That is hilarious, thanks for pointing it out
      1:09 if anyone wants to see

    • @Jenthura
      @Jenthura 2 роки тому +6

      lmao it works so perfectly

    • @anna48792
      @anna48792 2 роки тому +1

      thank you for showing me this

  • @PerpetualCamel
    @PerpetualCamel 2 роки тому +1102

    Dunkey just casually saying "I'm a night elf mohawk" unlocked a core memory

    • @seokkyunhong8812
      @seokkyunhong8812 2 роки тому +13

      Verne Troyer: I'M A MAAAAAGE

    • @Like12People
      @Like12People 2 роки тому +32

      "If she don't know about the night elf mohawk, she ain't old enough."

    • @CreativityCurve
      @CreativityCurve 2 роки тому +43

      This is the kind of shit that makes me wonder how many repressed memories are stored in my brain that I just don't normally have access to

    • @izzy55556
      @izzy55556 2 роки тому +3

      Ok the line has unlocked the pathway to the memory but not the memory itself, what the hell is that from?

    • @xYiazmatx
      @xYiazmatx 2 роки тому +19

      @@izzy55556 its a world of warcraft commercial

  • @nyansugoi
    @nyansugoi 2 роки тому +80

    If you had told me Garland was going to get an origin story as a kid, there's no way I could have anticipated the story being this god damn amazing

    • @fajardiniarikamil2712
      @fajardiniarikamil2712 Рік тому +3

      Well he goes to school, learning had a heartbreak in collage had to find work, accepted as stragers had training and goes to other world, the way his native dimension human address him and his party in a tone of employer to employee indicating jack was a regular work force who went rogue. So he could had aboring employee life

  • @L2H2L2
    @L2H2L2 2 роки тому +305

    2:53 I like to imagine that “chaos” is as commonly used in their world as in ours, and every time someone uses it in the correct context the king just goes “Chaos? Like the legends? It can’t be!”

    • @BreakdancePeach
      @BreakdancePeach 2 роки тому +28

      "Sorry for being late. I just had a chaotic morning bc of my baby, sir."
      The king grasps your shoulders, "What did Chaos DO to you!? Oh my god, I'm so sorry please lay down and rest. Are you injured? How did you survive the encounter? Please provide us all the details about how Chaos took control of your son"

  • @gregorywalpole8442
    @gregorywalpole8442 2 роки тому +453

    "I'm here to kill Chaos and grunt angrily, and I'm all out of Chaos." - Jack, I bet.

  • @psychicjellyfish9466
    @psychicjellyfish9466 2 роки тому +2028

    I wanna know what this guy’s deal is. You think he has any particular objectives in mind? Perhaps a goal to reach, or a relic to obtain? Maybe a being of some sort that he would like to eliminate? And perhaps that being represents an embodiment of entropy in some sort?

    • @erlandochoa8278
      @erlandochoa8278 2 роки тому +57

      More entropy = more chaos though, so it’s really not an inverse

    • @burakardaaksoy6339
      @burakardaaksoy6339 2 роки тому +32

      Chaos

    • @jackmrsich3178
      @jackmrsich3178 2 роки тому +78

      Beating Dunkey’s record in Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito.

    • @Augoeides32
      @Augoeides32 2 роки тому +4

      @@erlandochoa8278 He wasn't going for inverse or opposition in any way. He was just being coy...

    • @happyrat5230
      @happyrat5230 2 роки тому +3

      nah no idea what you're talking about, I think you're way off the mark on that one

  • @liftfork
    @liftfork 2 роки тому +238

    This game is written like if you had 10 people who wanted to write a dark, serious, edgy story, but then you also gave a shitposter the ability to overrule all of them and add in whatever he wanted to as well.

  • @lorin3894
    @lorin3894 2 роки тому +943

    Dunkey breaking character and genuinely laughing at what bullshit he's looking at is priceless

    • @TheRedBard
      @TheRedBard 2 роки тому +22

      Character?

    • @valk5041
      @valk5041 2 роки тому

      Bullshit

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 роки тому +8

      always "breaking character"... that overused phrase is getting annoying. What character? What do you mean?

    • @RuneKatashima
      @RuneKatashima 2 роки тому +24

      I dunno if you'll appreciate me breaking the magic for you, but Dunkey post records all his lines. Every bit of wit is just his commentary over video he recorded. If he thinks a genuine reaction is good, he'll keep it, but probably more than 70% are added in post.

    • @ProjectPlugTTV
      @ProjectPlugTTV 2 роки тому +1

      @@RuneKatashima I'm not sure if it's 100% consistent. But I've noticed when he is using mic audio from the actual recording he usually distorts the audio slightly, it almost sounds like he is talking on the phone.

  • @BedsheetGhost_
    @BedsheetGhost_ 2 роки тому +176

    This is definitely one of the most games of all time

  • @Gyohdon
    @Gyohdon 2 роки тому +219

    when he just bails and starts blasting music, that's the best fucking part right there

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому +29

      If I hadnt watched it happen in a streamer's live stream I would have thought that was edited. He just watched a little woman appear from a giant suit of magical armor and his response was literally to put in music

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 роки тому +9

      I'm pretty sure Jack is an angry teenager trapped in a 30-year-old's body. It's the only explanation.

    • @jobansand
      @jobansand 2 роки тому

      That was very funny

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 2 роки тому

      That wasnt editted????

    • @jojak0512
      @jojak0512 2 роки тому

      @@JoNarDLoLz no

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 2 роки тому +53

    this is one of the funniest videos on this site LMFAOOOOOO