Xenoblade 2 : JRPG Chronicles

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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  • @safabekr
    @safabekr 6 років тому +7824

    “I like your attitude!”
    “I think that enemy got, THE POINT!”

    • @JC21
      @JC21 6 років тому +160

      I thought the same exact thing!

    • @lukeh6427
      @lukeh6427 5 років тому +41

      THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?

    • @cheesebossfinch8071
      @cheesebossfinch8071 5 років тому +135

      I endorse this crossover.

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 5 років тому +4

      I agree with the boss made of cheese.

    • @Noobgalaxies
      @Noobgalaxies 5 років тому +215

      "Gee Archibald, you think that enemy did or didn't get the point?"

  • @spoiledpasta977
    @spoiledpasta977 3 роки тому +6481

    "Why does the Furby that talks like Jar Jar Binks have a sex slave robot," is a sentence I thought I would never hear come out of anyone's mouth.

    • @sirpeterbaum4695
      @sirpeterbaum4695 2 роки тому +202

      It’s not only a sentence nonono! It’s also an idea someone had and then that someone presented it to other people that APPROVED that idea! And after that that idea was sent to more people who animated and voiced that idea! And after all of that SOME MORE PEOPLE APPROVED IT AND THEN IT GOT RELEASED

    • @100organicfreshmemes5
      @100organicfreshmemes5 2 роки тому +84

      @@sirpeterbaum4695 Japan gonna Japan

    • @TheCaliforniaHP
      @TheCaliforniaHP 2 роки тому +36

      Literally my thinking and why this game pissed me off

    • @romacalor
      @romacalor 2 роки тому +6

      But rotbart is a staple of xenoblade.

    • @fruitwagon9275
      @fruitwagon9275 2 роки тому

      japanese people what the fuck

  • @fussypuckr5080
    @fussypuckr5080 6 років тому +1585

    *LETS SHOW THEM A THING OR THREE*

  • @Akirex5000
    @Akirex5000 3 роки тому +906

    Pyra and Mythra’s final smash should have been Rex showing up and saying he doesn’t like your attitude

    • @mojotheaverage
      @mojotheaverage 3 роки тому +63

      And then if they win the match the result screen says the other players won anyway

    • @kylebeguhl8516
      @kylebeguhl8516 2 роки тому +10

      It should’ve been them turning into Pneuma and nuking the screen with Aion, and I’m still mad that it wasn’t.

    • @superbodoque7860
      @superbodoque7860 2 роки тому +5

      @@kylebeguhl8516 nobody knows what you're talking about weeb

    • @kylebeguhl8516
      @kylebeguhl8516 2 роки тому +7

      @@superbodoque7860 basically, the two women fuse together to become a single OPAF giga-woman. This gigawoman then calls an orbital strike from a Gundam with enough power to glass a planet that she has a neural link to.
      Cool, huh?

    • @superbodoque7860
      @superbodoque7860 2 роки тому +4

      @@kylebeguhl8516 I guess that's pretty cool

  • @warpzone2878
    @warpzone2878 5 років тому +1318

    "Hello? Is this game on? Am I all alone? Or is there a level 75... _dinosaur_ here?"
    I can't get over the delivery of this line lmao

    • @readyforlol
      @readyforlol 4 роки тому +80

      *i need a bigger gun*

    • @yesnomaybeso8633
      @yesnomaybeso8633 2 роки тому +6

      The way he paused between 75 and dinosaur like he didn't even know what was attacking him lol

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 років тому +547

    I heard John Williams and Skrillex took 2 sheets of LSD and had the collaboration of a lifetime to make that soundtrack

    • @PartCart
      @PartCart 6 років тому +2

      I SEE YOU LITERALLY EVERYWHERE

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 6 років тому +9

      i would actually buy that

    • @MadDog7XL
      @MadDog7XL 6 років тому +4

      That would give you Aphex Twin

  • @Dryaspis
    @Dryaspis 6 років тому +48

    You're that ninja....

  • @cnj96
    @cnj96 6 років тому +86

    jokes aside, i find it pretty interesting when there's a monster with level way beyond the player's current level. it doesn't follow the "dragon-ball syndrome" where you encounter enemy of your league every time you power up.

    • @jjj7790
      @jjj7790 4 роки тому +8

      ​@@tronk44 It's cool when super strong enemies are just chilling in the area, and you get to see them stalking around and you have the option to run away if they decide to gank your ass. It keeps the world from feeling like a baby play pen where everything is only strong enough for you to fight and beat them.
      It's not cool if its basically a "fuck you" zone where an invisible wall would have been less frustrating, or the "I win/lose in a cutscene" syndrome where its the narrative taking over and you're not actually playing the game.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 4 роки тому

      I honestly prefer that over the FF7 Remale where nearly every enemy is Buster Sword fodder.

  • @alexr9564
    @alexr9564 3 роки тому +37

    As much as I love this game, most of the stuff in this video is true and hilarious

  • @nicholasmerritt4926
    @nicholasmerritt4926 6 років тому +23503

    “Touch my chest”
    “I like your attitude”

  • @linusovery-smith4246
    @linusovery-smith4246 3 роки тому +9714

    "I like your attitude"
    "I like your attitude"'
    "I like your attitude"
    "I think that enemy got, *the point* "

    • @ninjapotatolorf6237
      @ninjapotatolorf6237 3 роки тому +820

      Hah! Good one, Archibald!

    • @Meeba
      @Meeba 3 роки тому +411

      @@ninjapotatolorf6237
      Gee Archibald, do you or do you not think that the enemy got the point?

    • @KleinkMusic
      @KleinkMusic 3 роки тому +75

      "You know what they say: The more the merrier!"

    • @akirakobayashi5917
      @akirakobayashi5917 3 роки тому +56

      Archibald dies in the end lol

    • @liltiger3
      @liltiger3 3 роки тому +69

      @@Meeba Hah! I think that enemy got, the point!

  • @arkorbravos7686
    @arkorbravos7686 5 років тому +12533

    So, if a get a bigger gun, and a better attitude, do i become, like, ULTRA POWERFUL?

    • @rotciv1492
      @rotciv1492 5 років тому +406

      I hate you!

    • @IAmCipeRamo
      @IAmCipeRamo 5 років тому +380

      @@rotciv1492 I'll show you a thing or three

    • @ThanenJ
      @ThanenJ 4 роки тому +88

      Just got to win the cut scene!

    • @dunkelheitserval4764
      @dunkelheitserval4764 4 роки тому +33

      Shadow moses?

    • @MrHobo175
      @MrHobo175 4 роки тому +28

      You gotta show them a thing or three!

  • @StrangeDad
    @StrangeDad 3 роки тому +11875

    Maybe Pyras gimmick in Smash will be that, even if she wins the game, she still loses on the result screen?

    • @nib1448
      @nib1448 3 роки тому +946

      I think she’ll show them a thing or three

    • @bouj
      @bouj 3 роки тому +493

      i like your attitude

    • @thatonedudefromdiscord4348
      @thatonedudefromdiscord4348 3 роки тому +172

      THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME!!?!?!

    • @breadyogurt3957
      @breadyogurt3957 3 роки тому +44

      I'm just sad that they did not add A M O N G U S

    • @ryderls2729
      @ryderls2729 3 роки тому +239

      She has 2 gimmicks, 2 big gimmicks

  • @paratells9306
    @paratells9306 6 років тому +4126

    The old lose in the fight but win in the cutscene trick. I use it all the time irl

    • @blueflare7687
      @blueflare7687 6 років тому +298

      Paratells I like your attitude.

    • @UMADInc
      @UMADInc 6 років тому +98

      It's basically what wrestlers do. We all know a vast majority of it is scripted and plenty of moves are done in ways to actually minimize the damage to the wrestlers but still things like physical strain happen from these hundreds of pound guys lifting other hundreds of pounds guys, maybe someones timing is off or their body is not where they should be or maybe miscommunication between the wrestlers happens and one wants to throw the guy over the ropes but the guy getting thrown wants to go under and maybe a punch that was only supposed to look like it connected ends up actually connecting and now both guys are covered in blood, they both put their all in to the match solely for the fans enjoyment even at the cost of potentially years of their life. Then as if nothing has happened you got the guy that won the match, now missing one of his front teeth stand tall holding the championship belt over his head and they give him a microphone so he can say "Now, place your hand on my chest."

    • @NarffetWerlz
      @NarffetWerlz 6 років тому +137

      Ha ha! You might win the fight, but the director's on my side!

    • @onlyicedgarrett7791
      @onlyicedgarrett7791 6 років тому +1

      Paratells Fucking scumbag lol

    • @4pipesrlz
      @4pipesrlz 6 років тому +19

      The cutscene is you I in the shower the next day thinking about how you could've actually won it

  • @WhatTheDesu
    @WhatTheDesu 4 роки тому +7496

    Xenoblade 1 definitely did the "losing to an enemy in a cutscene" thing better by only letting you get them to half HP or so and making them a higher level so it was a struggle to actually get there. No idea why in 2 they decided to make you go through an entire health bar and watch them fucking die right in front of you only for them then to shit on you in a cutscene.

    • @TheBoshman95
      @TheBoshman95 4 роки тому +933

      And in 1, it was only a few times. In this game it is literally every story boss. It made me so mad.

    • @benwykes4736
      @benwykes4736 4 роки тому +12

      Agreed

    • @adv78
      @adv78 4 роки тому +152

      I THINK they do this so you didn't think "Holly shit, i need to get his health to 0? Better go grind" when you actually don't need to.
      Probably they made this so they could use the Rage mechanic, if the bosses only got to 1/2 the health,, they would not activate it.
      -- SPOILER ALLERT FROM XENO 2 --
      But is strange cause they sometimes do it like in Xeno 1, like in the fight when you get the awakened Pyra/Mythra.
      I thought i was too weak for Malos and Jin together and go out to do more quests and grind, but actually i just needed to take down less then 1/2 the HP of one of them.

    • @benwykes4736
      @benwykes4736 4 роки тому +75

      @@adv78, maybe, but even so, if they did it early on, you'd probably get it. In 1 it happens in the 1st metal face fight so you understand that it may happen again, especially against certain enemies established to be beyond you.
      They could have done the same with the ch. 1 malos fight and we'd expect later in the game and not go grind

    • @adv78
      @adv78 4 роки тому +45

      ​@@benwykes4736 Yeh, i'm not defending this decision. I'm just pointing out what they should have thinked.
      Btw, i am a huge fan of Xenoblade 1, being my favorite RPG and one of my favorite games of all time, played Xeno 2 last week, and just now seeing the reception in the internet, i'm being seeing A LOT of hate for the game.
      Personally, i think the game has its problems, weabb as hell, worst story than the first, bosses winning in the cutscene after lose in the fight, etc. But i also thinks despite that is a really good game, and some things, i even prefer than one, like the combat system being more tactical and more strategical.
      The first game is better in most ways, but i'm seeing a toxical side of the 1's fanbase that i did not see before, hating some things just cause their different and some free hate without much reason in some areas.
      It's just me or this is really a thing?

  • @SomeGuy-cn5vm
    @SomeGuy-cn5vm 6 років тому +17498

    It might seem like Dunkey is exaggerating the number of tutorials, but this game gives you a tutorial 80 hours into the game in the final goddamn chapter.

    • @exceptionallyfluffy
      @exceptionallyfluffy 4 роки тому +877

      Some Guy to be fair its for a story mechanic added then. The main tutorials are over by around the 16th hour as he said (he shows tutorials from earlier after that point)

    • @kurtdupree1254
      @kurtdupree1254 4 роки тому +4596

      @@exceptionallyfluffy to be fair, you just said "main tutorials " and "16th hour" in the same sentence.

    • @exceptionallyfluffy
      @exceptionallyfluffy 4 роки тому +379

      Kurt DuPree considering the main story is 80-100 hours its not that problematic

    • @keatontodd822
      @keatontodd822 4 роки тому +1326

      @Shaman Xeed Or, getting a tutorial 16 hours into the game is just bad game design when so much of the play time is already dedicated to so much reading. I'm 30 hours into the first Xenoblade and I never felt like I've had to read through as many tutorials as Xenoblade 2 through at me in 15.

    • @keatontodd822
      @keatontodd822 4 роки тому +673

      @Shaman Xeed How am I being a hypocrite? The game doesn't pace out any of its systems properly like the first does, and the tutorials are even overly convoluted and poorly explained. Xenoblade 2 does not achieve having fun gameplay until around 20-30 hours in, even by admission of some of its more die-hard fans. Players who picked up Xenoblade and Xenoblade X, myself included, had a game up and running within the first hour or so and those games stayed enjoyable throughout. Like what Reggie said, "If your game is not fun, why bother?"

  • @Sabuuchi
    @Sabuuchi 6 років тому +4026

    Hello?
    *Is this thing on?*

  • @Talentlesssss
    @Talentlesssss 6 років тому +4081

    "I need a bigger attitude."

  • @Warbear
    @Warbear 6 років тому +9329

    i like your attitude

    • @TheLegendOfLame
      @TheLegendOfLame 6 років тому +68

      We will win... With the power of FRIENDSHIP!

    • @yenjin583
      @yenjin583 6 років тому +36

      I like your attitude

    • @akes9793
      @akes9793 6 років тому +25

      *main character logic* No, I can’t fight him. He’s too powerful. But I’ll will shout so loud at the last minute attack that I can win by the power of friendship.

    • @michaelm6867
      @michaelm6867 6 років тому +17

      I like your attitude

    • @Viel58
      @Viel58 6 років тому +7

      DON'T FORGET ME

  • @Joker-nh6dd
    @Joker-nh6dd 4 роки тому +6500

    I really do like this game but everything dunkey criticized here is 100% true lol

    • @chrisbynum4438
      @chrisbynum4438 4 роки тому +686

      I feel the same way about it. It’s a likable game, but very cringey at times

    • @jarrettmaltry6305
      @jarrettmaltry6305 4 роки тому +447

      I just find it weird that the most flat chested culture is always putting massive anime titties on everything they make

    • @ryjitarose5590
      @ryjitarose5590 4 роки тому +280

      @@jarrettmaltry6305 well games/anime are an escape of reality and I don't know why people don't like it when there are big-chested girls or maybe I am just too weebish?

    • @inspectahgex1910
      @inspectahgex1910 4 роки тому +612

      I honestly find it hard to believe the people behind the original XBC made this.

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 4 роки тому +206

      I really goddamm liked it too but it sorta feels like everyone has comically large tits

  • @shmoobylooby2059
    @shmoobylooby2059 6 років тому +5795

    >Nintendo Switch's greatest feature: Can play home console level games on the go
    >Doesn't want to be seen playing this game in public

    • @torchiereful
      @torchiereful 6 років тому +539

      it's like the Vita, full of games you don't want anyone to see you playing... so you play it in your room, under the covers, alone

    • @_GLXC
      @_GLXC 6 років тому +474

      in japan they have this screen protector so that only the person looking directly at the screen can see
      then again, that's also a bit suspicious

    • @athing18
      @athing18 6 років тому +33

      Rarely take my switch in public and my whole family loves anime so... :)

    • @djhenyo
      @djhenyo 6 років тому +52

      I'd be proud to play this on Switch in public. I wouldn't be caught dead playing shit like Gone Home or Firewatch.

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar 6 років тому +100

      I can't believe I live in world where Gone Home is considered socially acceptable.

  • @CplCrawfish
    @CplCrawfish 6 років тому +7381

    Love the dialogue in this game, it's truly immersive.
    "Let's show him a thing or three"
    "I like your attitude"
    "Psycho Mantis?"

    • @ArtificialDjDAGX
      @ArtificialDjDAGX 6 років тому +315

      You're that ninja...

    • @CodeXCDM
      @CodeXCDM 6 років тому +92

      Cpl Crawfish What a thrill.....

    • @Raikeran
      @Raikeran 6 років тому +7

      I wonder what we'll find

    • @Katana314
      @Katana314 6 років тому +46

      A surmeillance cavera?

    • @car0n
      @car0n 6 років тому +47

      A Hind D?

  • @ArnovanZelst
    @ArnovanZelst 6 років тому +3643

    Actually, as a matter of *fact* SP stands for Spaghetti Points

    • @bry9t
      @bry9t 6 років тому +62

      sPAGHETTI _PAUNCH_

    • @kcsuperslime8546
      @kcsuperslime8546 6 років тому +9

      *I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE*
      Idc that this is overdone in the comment section, I will do it anyways :P

    • @GregoryVeizades
      @GregoryVeizades 6 років тому +3

      KCSuperSlime No I like YOUR attitude!

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 6 років тому +13

      I need a bigger pun.

    • @cpa4able
      @cpa4able 6 років тому +5

      Farming some SP with MB right now. Feels good.

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 5 років тому +5295

    "☆How may I be of service, master?☆"
    "I like your attitude"

    • @deidra-v6575
      @deidra-v6575 4 роки тому +8

      No reply damnn

    • @alexfromsolitude
      @alexfromsolitude 4 роки тому +24

      @@deidra-v6575 your pity isn't needed. He got 1k upvotes

    • @deidra-v6575
      @deidra-v6575 4 роки тому +13

      @@alexfromsolitude I am just amazed not concerned...

    • @Jugeum
      @Jugeum 4 роки тому +58

      @@alexfromsolitude I like your attitude!

    • @kobejahbridgewater1826
      @kobejahbridgewater1826 4 роки тому +3

      FBI OPEN UP!

  • @napkin8920
    @napkin8920 6 років тому +2502

    there's a level 92 t-rex there too

    • @garchompchump9274
      @garchompchump9274 6 років тому +48

      And theres Squoods that fall from space that are more powerful than the final boss

    • @Zealous98
      @Zealous98 6 років тому +22

      I can almost beat that t-rex and I'm level 51
      Good battle system am I right?

    • @vantonage
      @vantonage 6 років тому +30

      Arrior 115 actually, that quest can branch into another quest that lowers it's level considerably

    • @Harrison244
      @Harrison244 6 років тому +5

      Lumbo Bingle shoutout to the level 90 troll

    • @impurple8242
      @impurple8242 6 років тому +7

      Ima need a bigger gun

  • @Viddaric
    @Viddaric 6 років тому +2281

    "Why does the Furby have a sex slave robot?"
    Quote of the year.

    • @Nayshjin
      @Nayshjin 5 років тому +5

      why does this comment have 1.3k likes and no replies?

    • @LaerHeiSeiRyuu
      @LaerHeiSeiRyuu 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nayshjin maido cafes

    • @irishjet2687
      @irishjet2687 3 роки тому +22

      You missed the best part of the quote!
      "Why?! Why does the furby *that talks like Jar Jar Binks* have a sex slave robot? WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS?!"

    • @69horace69
      @69horace69 3 роки тому

      that talks like jarjar bings

    • @skuglious
      @skuglious 3 роки тому +1

      Furby is a fat weeb...simple

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 3 роки тому +738

    How come in animes when the boys get hurt they make a noise that would make sense for them to make when they are hurt but the girls just moan

  • @garywood97
    @garywood97 6 років тому +1906

    Holly fuck, were those the actual lyrics in XCX? That's hilarious.

    • @jaredkhan8743
      @jaredkhan8743 6 років тому +50

      Gordon Freemason I never realized how terrible the English lyrics were 😂 Ik the German is pretty good, and I absolutely love the instrumentals probably even more than xenoblade 2.

    • @garywood97
      @garywood97 6 років тому +50

      Most of the other tracks were fine. Noctilum and Oblivia had great music.

    • @jebadiahjackson
      @jebadiahjackson 6 років тому +11

      There is a random song with a Z in it that plays probably once in the entire game but it is hands down the best song...

    • @DemagogueBibleStudy
      @DemagogueBibleStudy 6 років тому +14

      Sawano is a god.

    • @funkemonke8084
      @funkemonke8084 6 років тому +35

      Unfortunately the worst songs are the ones you'll hear the most, NLA themes case in point, but the rest of the soundtrack is pretty good. Like others have said, the boss songs and area themes in particular are great.

  • @jacobcarrasco6539
    @jacobcarrasco6539 5 років тому +5567

    DUNKEEEEE!
    You can't fool me, I saw what you did! That bunny was level 8, not 5! Looks like all of your criticisms are INVALID.

    • @ObitoUchihaisgay
      @ObitoUchihaisgay 5 років тому +239

      That Snail wasnt even lvl 1 you moron!

    • @JagdishMeena-jc9tv
      @JagdishMeena-jc9tv 5 років тому +12

      Lol

    • @vcount6676
      @vcount6676 5 років тому +337

      That comment is really nitpicking and biased, i win, bye bye

    • @Squishito
      @Squishito 5 років тому +194

      overall, anime titties have a little something for everyone. 1/10. dunkey is fraudulent and black.

    • @stevenhart6788
      @stevenhart6788 5 років тому +13

      @@vcount6676 beat me too it

  • @lunahula
    @lunahula 6 років тому +5143

    *I like your attitude Dunkey*

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 3 роки тому +608

    “Why does the Furby that talks like Jar Jar Binks have a sex slave robot?”
    Good question

  • @Drake2
    @Drake2 6 років тому +1440

    *LET'S SHOW 'EM A THING OR THREE*

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 6 років тому +77

      I like your attitude.

    • @octovalley
      @octovalley 6 років тому +22

      How are you going to fight the most powerful guy in the universe? You can’t even beat the level 5 bunny outside of the starting town.

    • @GoldRaptor00
      @GoldRaptor00 6 років тому +8

      they _reeaally_ wanted to make another shulk, didn't they

    • @saberaq
      @saberaq 6 років тому +9

      Surprised me when they failed, considering they MADE shulk

    • @TehComs
      @TehComs 6 років тому +5

      *THINK YA KEN TAKE ME?*
      *DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!*

  • @justinsex9444
    @justinsex9444 6 років тому +758

    "Um,hey...hello? Uh yeah...i think i need a *_BIGGER GUN_* "

    • @AassiriOX
      @AassiriOX 6 років тому +15

      Skeletal Clique "Dude you ordered that 5 times already,whatever,I'll give you a gun that makes you...*FIRE IN SPURTS*

    • @blueflare7687
      @blueflare7687 6 років тому +9

      Skeletal Clique I like your attitude.

    • @thatchezguy
      @thatchezguy 6 років тому +6

      If that doesn’t work
      *...use more gun.*

  • @BTR.1
    @BTR.1 6 років тому +1875

    "Touch my chest, okay?"
    *I'm really feeling it!*

    • @venomart4768
      @venomart4768 6 років тому +19

      Bt R
      *N* *A* *N* *I*

    • @unremarkableviewer6767
      @unremarkableviewer6767 6 років тому +113

      I like your attitude!

    • @USMC49er
      @USMC49er 6 років тому +26

      Are you feeling now, Mr Krabs?

    • @BTR.1
      @BTR.1 6 років тому +8

      "Tora must change the settings, ummm"
      *This isn't going well!*

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 6 років тому +1

      Excuse me, is this the mayor of Japan? What the fuck, Mr. Mayor?

  • @RapJayPinkYoshi
    @RapJayPinkYoshi 2 роки тому +184

    1:51 “Now place your hand on my chest”
    *Pause*
    “What the fuck?!?”
    Bro that got me lmao

  • @Inevitibility23
    @Inevitibility23 6 років тому +6776

    This is the most JRPGish JRPG I've ever seen.

    • @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782
      @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782 4 роки тому +426

      Actually, it could be slightly more JRPG.
      They could've kept the voice lines in Japanese. Or, if they DID decide to dub it, give EVERYONE boring American accents. Like, sure, they may be terrifying but I appreciate the British accents in the actual dub.

    • @roguedragoon9212
      @roguedragoon9212 4 роки тому +15

      Ike The Thotslayer, Certified Harmoniashipper There should be an option to do it like a free dlc

    • @GrounderPlus
      @GrounderPlus 4 роки тому +134

      Clearly you've never heard of Conception, a game about having sex with anime girls to save the world, somehow.

    • @Kurdtzdopelgangr
      @Kurdtzdopelgangr 4 роки тому +196

      Clearly you’ve never heard of Trails of Cold Steel where the main character was adopted by nobles, got trained by a legendary sword master, wields a katana, has special *teleports behind u* “psh nothing personal, kid” powers and he pilots a super special gundam. He can choose to pursue a romantic relationship with virtually all of the girls he knows, who are all ridiculously attractive of course, including his sensei. Most of the girls are thirsty for him but none more so than his adopted little sister, who orgasms a little just from hearing his name. This powerful thirst has also infected the princess of the empire who the little sister is best friends with. Oh, and in the later games he becomes a teacher and can sleep with his students. Also the protagonists of the previous games in this universe (most of whom are far more well rounded characters) show up to suck his dick.
      Men tremble and kill themselves out of hopelessness just from hearing his signature “Haha...” Women who hear it are instantly converted to his harem forever afterward, disregarding all previous romantic relationships for him.
      His name is Rean Schwarzer, and men everywhere pray they never run into him.

    • @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782
      @ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782 4 роки тому +57

      @@Kurdtzdopelgangr Is this a real game or just something you made up?

  • @iDAN_GER
    @iDAN_GER 6 років тому +3111

    *I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE*

  • @UmJammerSully
    @UmJammerSully 4 роки тому +2735

    They pull the "lose the fight, win in the cutscene anyway" trick even more times beyond what Dunkey shows, it is fucking obnoxious.

    • @chuckbatman5
      @chuckbatman5 3 роки тому +264

      Yeah this game has a real pacing problem with the villians, you're dealing with essentially the same team of villians for the entire game, so they keep finding ways to make you win but still lose, it's not well structured

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 3 роки тому +14

      @@Softlol They do use that a couple of times, during the 2nd battle with Malos, the 2nd Jin fight, and when you're fighting both of them.

    • @elijahclev
      @elijahclev 3 роки тому +125

      @@SoftlolA minor issue that is annoying as fuck

    • @ellocojoncrazy3270
      @ellocojoncrazy3270 3 роки тому +68

      It gives the feeling that you have not made any progress and is very irritating.

    • @Weaver_Games
      @Weaver_Games 3 роки тому +36

      It's even worse when you cakewalk a boss but then lose in the cutscene lol.

  • @drbone3959
    @drbone3959 3 роки тому +467

    you know why you came back

  • @robsterthelobster3522
    @robsterthelobster3522 6 років тому +260

    "Why is there a level 80 guy in the starting area"
    *memories of gaur plains*

    • @themanwithamachinegun4618
      @themanwithamachinegun4618 6 років тому +3

      Robster The Lobster Don't forget Hayreddin

    • @ryguy7227
      @ryguy7227 6 років тому +4

      But the difference here is the level 80 aggros on sight. In Guar, they only aggroed on battle and you could easily outrun them anyways.

    • @xilyanapotato9251
      @xilyanapotato9251 6 років тому

      The freaking t-rek in FF 12

    • @JP-zb3yb
      @JP-zb3yb 6 років тому +9

      No, they all aggroed you on sight. What games did you play? The difference here is that this Rotabart moves lightning fast across a huge area of the map. Hayreddin was fast, but he stuck in one specific area area, and Rotbart from X1 was indeed slow. But they always have aggroed on sight.

    • @TrueAsh4337
      @TrueAsh4337 6 років тому

      Robster The Lobster least that game had a compelling story and you didnt lose to a cutscene half the time

  • @themore-you-know
    @themore-you-know 5 років тому +6592

    "Why is there a level 80 guy in the starting area?"
    - And the reason is... because I'm the President of The United States of America!

    • @melonscumpthin8643
      @melonscumpthin8643 4 роки тому +99

      How the hell did you get elected...

    • @themore-you-know
      @themore-you-know 4 роки тому +109

      @@melonscumpthin8643 Fox News and senility of a large enough amount of people.

    • @melonscumpthin8643
      @melonscumpthin8643 4 роки тому +32

      @@themore-you-know I thought you would say you didn't write your own speeches, but yeah, alright

    • @danieltigas9771
      @danieltigas9771 4 роки тому +90

      Melon Scumpthin NANOMACHINES, SON

    • @The_Uncoolio_Foolio
      @The_Uncoolio_Foolio 4 роки тому +45

      @@themore-you-know orange man bad derp

  • @blueburger489
    @blueburger489 4 роки тому +6442

    I mean, the level 80 enemy in the starting area shouldn’t be a problem, this *is* the guy who has the world record on bowsers big bean burrito!

  • @mittycommitspizzatime92
    @mittycommitspizzatime92 4 роки тому +1653

    10/10
    Masterpiece
    *”Not gonna lie, this was some damn good hentai.”*
    -Jose Otero, IGN

    • @swaggmaster232
      @swaggmaster232 4 роки тому +26

      Mitty Commits Pizza Time I wanted to like this but I couldn’t change that number from 69

    • @guy2870
      @guy2870 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh

  • @tatienouorest3358
    @tatienouorest3358 4 роки тому +3603

    When you start appreciating the fact that all your characters in the Souls games are forever silent

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +89

      Except for the creepy laughter

    • @malachite-6172
      @malachite-6172 3 роки тому +63

      and when dying

    • @buzter8135
      @buzter8135 3 роки тому +218

      The Side characters voice acting is legitimately good tho, makes it all the more of a bummer when they go hollow.

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 3 роки тому +59

      @@buzter8135 Are you kidding? The voice acting for the bosses and the side characters are phenomenal! Just so much emotion and subtlety within each character.

    • @buzter8135
      @buzter8135 3 роки тому +83

      @@thesnatcher3616 I was speaking positively about dark souls, in case you're referring to xenblade, its standard but it clashes with some horrendous dialogue and that is painful to listen to.

  • @Kisamefishfry
    @Kisamefishfry 6 років тому +2964

    Given Dunkey doesn't like RPGs or anime stuff, I'm pretty surprised he got as far as the video shows. Sounds like he did like the combat though.

    • @Radhakrishnan-hp6fh
      @Radhakrishnan-hp6fh 5 років тому +101

      He also completed ff xv remember?

    • @jacksonallen5616
      @jacksonallen5616 4 роки тому +213

      Yeah, im a little surprised. Than again, he did say he despised turn based combat the most. So maybe the live batlles held his interest

    • @Jeriandis
      @Jeriandis 4 роки тому +18

      @Lyon Ok weeb

    • @TrickyJebus
      @TrickyJebus 4 роки тому +28

      @@jacksonallen5616 yet he made a 20 min video for Undertale. sadly he didn't really find another great game LISA that fun.

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 4 роки тому +4

      @@Jeriandis hey shut up you racist hes not a weeb hes japanese

  • @chetooisasillyloser6661
    @chetooisasillyloser6661 6 років тому +5476

    You are amazing at commentary Dunkey.
    I Like your attitude.

    • @MissedAWide2
      @MissedAWide2 6 років тому +18

      chetoo is a figot dunkey showed me a thing or three

    • @bunkteriamonster7830
      @bunkteriamonster7830 6 років тому +25

      Let's show him a thing or three

    • @blackT1E
      @blackT1E 6 років тому +6

      I loike jur atichude

    • @Derdaida
      @Derdaida 6 років тому +7

      He needs to compensate his lack of Bigger Guns with an high enough attitude.

    • @adelrayen6808
      @adelrayen6808 6 років тому +3

      Sometimes UA-cam comments relieve any doubt in my heart about scrolling down to the comment feed

  • @owendiaram3870
    @owendiaram3870 2 роки тому +250

    This game really makes you feel like a rare doo-dah

    • @lemonferret
      @lemonferret 2 роки тому +34

      Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier

    • @Immadeus
      @Immadeus 2 роки тому +20

      I used my thinking muscles for this one!

    • @owendiaram3870
      @owendiaram3870 Рік тому +2

      Wings are a bitch to dry

  • @ZenGardenOzone
    @ZenGardenOzone 6 років тому +1084

    "Why does the furby that talks like jar jar binks have a sex slave robot?"
    Im fucking dead

    • @hairypancake
      @hairypancake 6 років тому +23

      Why *wouldn't* a Jar Jar Binks furby have a sex robot? I can't imagine it's easy to pick up lady furbies...if there even are any.

    • @OskarXCI
      @OskarXCI 6 років тому +1

      Anime. Shounen anime to be specific.

    • @naglfar31
      @naglfar31 6 років тому +12

      Fucking skinnies.

    • @crascet
      @crascet 6 років тому +3

      Because Japan.

    • @ZaKRo-bx7lp
      @ZaKRo-bx7lp 6 років тому +1

      Why not?

  • @irvinclemente2368
    @irvinclemente2368 6 років тому +2040

    "weeb not, my boy
    this is my fate"

    • @noxtrin3315
      @noxtrin3315 5 років тому +105

      I like your attitude

    • @psk5896
      @psk5896 5 років тому +55

      Hello
      Is this thing on?
      Am i all alone?
      I need a bigger *ATTITUDE*

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 5 років тому +2

      irvin clemente prithee, be careful. I don't want my work to be squadroned.

    • @Sunaki1000
      @Sunaki1000 5 років тому

      fakedead number one. The first sign for a terrible story.

  • @reaper-xq2rm
    @reaper-xq2rm 4 роки тому +454

    The “so this is weirdo shit.” Fucks me up everytime!

  • @madoshi2980
    @madoshi2980 6 років тому +585

    "HA. I think they got THE POINT"
    "HA. I think they got THE POINT"
    "HA. I think they got THE POINT"

    • @bootleggenie
      @bootleggenie 6 років тому +4

      Ok good to know

    • @Shortfriend7369
      @Shortfriend7369 6 років тому +111

      Hey Archibald, do you think that enemy got the point?

    • @TheJVH
      @TheJVH 6 років тому +35

      That reference is nothing short of glorious.

    • @demilovenus4894
      @demilovenus4894 6 років тому +26

      lysanderoth?

    • @flopinator8327
      @flopinator8327 6 років тому +15

      Mafianking
      Oh no
      Oh no
      Oh no

  • @michaelgillespie8097
    @michaelgillespie8097 4 роки тому +7841

    This game manages to give me secondhand embarrassment from watching someone else play.

    • @infinitypilot
      @infinitypilot 4 роки тому +962

      "Secondhand embarrassment"
      I think they call that "cringe."

    • @rhettorical
      @rhettorical 4 роки тому +615

      It's the perfect game to play on an airplane. Right up there with Bayonetta.

    • @hellicure
      @hellicure 4 роки тому +290

      @@rhettorical next to a karen. Beautiful scenery.

    • @84jesterx
      @84jesterx 4 роки тому +92

      @@rhettorical funny, thought the game looked like ass in handheld mode.

    • @prestonbar7513
      @prestonbar7513 4 роки тому +142

      That's how I felt playing FFX-2... I loved FFX, so when the sequel came out... Well, I had to change the channel when I heard my parents walking down the hallway. Still beat it, though

  • @thegreenestpotato1770
    @thegreenestpotato1770 4 роки тому +1016

    "You can't make the character look stupider than that if you tried"
    Mass effect Andromeda flashbacks

    • @LilPinkFuzzyMonster
      @LilPinkFuzzyMonster 4 роки тому +15

      I mean, it could be argued that there are people out there that resemble Andromeda characters. Can't really say the same with xenoblade...

    • @yayayayaya2561
      @yayayayaya2561 4 роки тому +56

      @@LilPinkFuzzyMonster bruh... of course anime character doesn't look like real people

    • @charlyj1321
      @charlyj1321 4 роки тому +35

      @@LilPinkFuzzyMonster Real people doesn't equate to not stupid lol

    • @tehtayziez
      @tehtayziez 4 роки тому +15

      Atleast andromeda's characters looked bad mostly by accident or not being finished XD

    • @vivid8979
      @vivid8979 4 роки тому +1

      @@charlyj1321 How come Big breast = Stpid? Lemme guess you haven't touched one yet do you?

  • @xXBoogiepopXx
    @xXBoogiepopXx 6 років тому +226

    Shulk: I'm really feeling it
    Rex: I like your attitude

    • @MrServantRider
      @MrServantRider 6 років тому +5

      A consistent 'problem' with the Xenoblade games is the repetitive lines. Suddenly voice acting in games has a downside lmao

  • @giominus7402
    @giominus7402 6 років тому +2728

    Losing in the cut scene after winning is the most annoying shit.

    • @garchompchump9274
      @garchompchump9274 6 років тому +170

      It happens 2 times in the firat quater and one time in the 6th chapter. It doesnt plauge this game but it can be irritating when you when by a mike

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 6 років тому +10

      cliché*

    • @brandonwithnell612
      @brandonwithnell612 6 років тому +364

      yea i much prefer when games make the fight itself impossible so the cutscene feels appropriate, it just never makes sense when games let you win a fight that you lose as soon as the cutscene starts

    • @plbster
      @plbster 6 років тому +12

      I feel though it makes Rex seemed more evolved of a character though especially how it almost never happens after [spoilers]
      vandahm's death

    • @thehellusionist1355
      @thehellusionist1355 6 років тому +2

      Brandon Withnell they did that in megaman X

  • @JoeLink18
    @JoeLink18 6 років тому +5834

    "Why is there a level 80 guy in the starting area?"
    Welcome to Xenoblade!

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 6 років тому +307

      at least this game doesn't have dragged out game over/ loading like other jrpgs, it just goes straight to the checkpoint, which is usually not too far from where you got ko'ed.

    • @garchompchump9274
      @garchompchump9274 6 років тому +149

      Plasma Octopus also it doesnt boot you to the title screen

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 6 років тому +128

      Garchomp Chump yeah I never understood why games did that. I can understand games having people go far back progress-wise to make a game more difficult, but going back to the title screen seems excessive unless there was a technical reason for it, which honestly shouldn't be an excuse for any console/or computer past the snes.

    • @residentgrigo4701
      @residentgrigo4701 6 років тому +14

      FF XIII did that too and look how good that game was...

    • @NidorinoAlliance
      @NidorinoAlliance 6 років тому +90

      It’s still poor design, since it’s like that in all three games and attacks are numbers based and not contact based, so it makes it impossible to run away and dodge their line of sight.

  • @cashordeals3672
    @cashordeals3672 3 роки тому +330

    So who's here after the smash reveal

    • @BronzeAgePepper
      @BronzeAgePepper 3 роки тому +73

      I had to reconfirm that, yes, people actually unironically like the characters in this game

    • @dapperduck4319
      @dapperduck4319 3 роки тому +28

      I dont get whats supposed to be good about this game

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 3 роки тому +38

      Seriously, not even the main character though. Not only is it another anime sword fighter, it isn't even the main character. Great job Nintendo, thanks for listening!

    • @9a3eedi
      @9a3eedi 3 роки тому +25

      @@dapperduck4319 I went through the game and I found it a very fun game, better than the original Xenoblade

    • @slowpukezz
      @slowpukezz 3 роки тому +3

      nintendo crushed all of our hope

  • @ChardBothamYT
    @ChardBothamYT 6 років тому +1359

    You cut the Wii U battle music right before the best part
    "Help if you can
    Please wake me up
    Not to sound cliché
    BUT THIS WORLD SUCKS"

    • @lewman999
      @lewman999 6 років тому +74

      There's only one true song in the Wii U game:
      hyeh, uh, hyeh, UH UH UH

    • @ChardBothamYT
      @ChardBothamYT 6 років тому +48

      I CAN'T HEAR YOU
      I CAN'T SEE YOU
      I CAN'T HEAR YOU
      I CAN'T SEE YOU

    • @theboihilbirt1277
      @theboihilbirt1277 6 років тому +3

      What's name of song? I'm serious tried find out!!

    • @ChardBothamYT
      @ChardBothamYT 6 років тому +10

      The Boi Hilbirt "Black Tar"

    • @theboihilbirt1277
      @theboihilbirt1277 6 років тому +1

      Thank you sir

  • @rentabledwarf578
    @rentabledwarf578 6 років тому +1082

    This game really makes your fell like Batman likes your attitude.

    • @Click-Clack472
      @Click-Clack472 6 років тому +8

      wait what, and why does this have 443 likes, whats happening?!

    • @vapedragon983
      @vapedragon983 6 років тому +3

      Click - Clack yea lol wtf is being said

    • @sillykili1312
      @sillykili1312 6 років тому +5

      Click - Clack it's a refrence to Dunkeys game critics video, watch it and you wont be disappointed.

    • @FruitsOfTheHearts
      @FruitsOfTheHearts 6 років тому

      ahhahaaha

    • @torgr01
      @torgr01 6 років тому +1

      Click - Clack because, I like your attitude!

  • @Siretto
    @Siretto 6 років тому +2321

    Alike yoratichude

  • @ken.7019
    @ken.7019 Рік тому +53

    This one video shook the entire jrpg fandom to its very core

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD 6 років тому +885

    "Japanese People What the Fuck is Wro-"
    ~Dunkey 2017

    • @wyatt4790
      @wyatt4790 6 років тому +5

      Commander Grayson I laughed so hard at that😂

    • @frostygraybob
      @frostygraybob 6 років тому +1

      Commander Grayson theres only room for ONE Grayson in this navy!

    • @gravityfallscanada
      @gravityfallscanada 6 років тому +6

      Commander Grayson
      This is a fine example that the fan-service in this game is a *bit* too much. The first game had jiggle physics but the default clothing didn't and you could always change to whatever you wanted anyways. The problem now is that even the default outfits for the characters are Otaku fap material and falls to many anime tropes instead of being creative like the 1st game.

    • @Mario123007
      @Mario123007 6 років тому

      Too much eh? You haven' seen anything yet...

    • @gravityfallscanada
      @gravityfallscanada 6 років тому +2

      Lol I guess putting the word a "bit" in bold didn't do the trick...

  • @willeustace9401
    @willeustace9401 6 років тому +1318

    Xenoboob chronicles 2

    • @Canadiansamurai
      @Canadiansamurai 6 років тому +39

      William Eustace I like your attitude!

    • @guygaiden9501
      @guygaiden9501 6 років тому

      I need a bigger gun.

    • @austinbest109
      @austinbest109 6 років тому +1

      I would be angry at you but I’m guessing your new to the franchise so expect some nudity and half naked stuff...don’t worry Xenoblade fans like me are used to that kind of crap....The wiiu version....lemme just say that game....I-I’m glad it was censored because 1 outfit actually showed a woman’s boobs....and yeah....I Bought the outfit...what?! The outfit had great defence. So yeah I really hope you enjoy Xenoblade Chronicles 2...now if you excuse me...I-I’m gonna continue my 543 hour journey of Xenoblade Chronicles 2...Baw Bye.

  • @lunix3259
    @lunix3259 3 роки тому +264

    "A boob is the size of a woman's face."
    - Albert Einstein

  • @shotglass9974
    @shotglass9974 6 років тому +3070

    “Why does the Furby that talks like Jar Jar Binks have a sex slave robot?” My entire family stared at me for a good 2 minutes because I was laughing so hard

    • @tacontrol7084
      @tacontrol7084 6 років тому +229

      I like their attitude

    • @AAA-vf2qr
      @AAA-vf2qr 5 років тому +172

      Why don't you show them this video and teach them a thing or three?

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 5 років тому +6

      Yer dun with this topic?

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 4 роки тому +19

      Please tell me you headphones in

    • @Jay-qc9lj
      @Jay-qc9lj 3 роки тому

      oh hey gold

  • @goose1743
    @goose1743 6 років тому +975

    I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did nahhht!...
    *I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE MARK*

  • @PixxelTrixx
    @PixxelTrixx 6 років тому +2229

    You capture girls and they call you master?
    Okay, Dunkey sold me on this game.

    • @CrazyDrgonRider
      @CrazyDrgonRider 6 років тому +399

      I like your attitude

    • @TheOxyKun
      @TheOxyKun 6 років тому +7

      Now you better play it to PapaPixx.
      From smesh bruddas.

    • @tsanjoubrahma7763
      @tsanjoubrahma7763 6 років тому +81

      Let's show him a thing or three

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 років тому +7

      Just like real life! :D

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 6 років тому +27

      A thing or three?
      ...you're that ninja!

  • @rouge939
    @rouge939 2 роки тому +264

    This game really makes you FEEL like a sex offender

    • @sundowner4076
      @sundowner4076 Рік тому +8

      Wow, no.

    • @Dauger1
      @Dauger1 Рік тому +31

      ​@@sundowner4076 wow, yes

    • @jerryborjon
      @jerryborjon Рік тому +22

      @@sundowner4076 - It does if you’re normal

    • @sundowner4076
      @sundowner4076 Рік тому

      @@jerryborjon I’m guessing you never played this game

    • @jerryborjon
      @jerryborjon Рік тому +28

      @@sundowner4076 - I have over 200 hours on it actually. Bet that’s more than what you have.
      The game has several underdressed underage-looking Blades you can own like a Pokemon. Not to mention the fact that Poppi (another underage looking character) has fully modeled underwear you can very easily peek into by moving the camera under her skirt in her second form. Do I even need to mention Floren, the young boy that’s dressed and sounds like a girl? I’m pretty sure the police can and have used official Floren art to catch predators before.

  • @nightcoreforfun8502
    @nightcoreforfun8502 6 років тому +4351

    I need a bigger gun -_-

  • @Yourmom753
    @Yourmom753 3 роки тому +2112

    "So... this is weirdo shit." is genuinely my favorite Dunkey line

    • @WORDDDD1999
      @WORDDDD1999 3 роки тому +19

      SAME! I STG I COME BACK AND WATCH THIS VID JUST FOR THAT LINE

    • @itsmealec
      @itsmealec Рік тому +6

      i was hoping someone would comment this LOL

    • @MeanMustard650
      @MeanMustard650 Рік тому +49

      That line, It’s helped me understand why I could never get into jrpgs no matter how much I’ve wanted to. It straight up weirdo shit.

    • @sawdust8691
      @sawdust8691 Рік тому +6

      ​@Josh Thorpe
      there's a few I like. I liked the couple Final Fantasys I've played, and a few Dragon Quests. Scarlet Nexus is pretty good too.
      But ya, they can be really hard to like a lot of the time for me.
      They usually have fantastic interesting worlds, stories, and characters.
      But they also make you cringe harder than anything else.
      Dialog can be really weird and awkward, and have way too much of it.
      Game mechanics and menus can also be equally weird and overly complicated for no real reason.
      And they often feel... clunky. Soak up a ton of time and full of padding and general BS.
      But there are definitely good ones out there.

    • @officialromanhours
      @officialromanhours Рік тому +4

      @@sawdust8691 It sounds like you should try the first 2 Fallout games.
      They're pretty much JRPGs with none of the "cringe" elements you describe.
      I'm also going to toss in an obligatory "Try New Vegas" because it really is as good as people say.

  • @CreamFraiche
    @CreamFraiche 6 років тому +333

    "I like your attitude" is like "I'm really feeling it" V 2.0

    • @NotsoNick
      @NotsoNick 6 років тому +8

      CreamyGoodness except way less iconic

    • @CreamFraiche
      @CreamFraiche 6 років тому +40

      I don't think I like your attitude

    • @blade8800
      @blade8800 6 років тому +3

      CreamyGoodness forced meme. They knew what they were doing.

    • @frevee5748
      @frevee5748 6 років тому +3

      CreamyGoodness there is someone in the game who says I'm really feeling it when fighting them

    • @Checkerz59
      @Checkerz59 6 років тому +4

      CreamyGoodness you belong in a museum!

  • @SoulCrapper
    @SoulCrapper 6 років тому +1107

    I guess 1,000 people didn’t like your attitude.

  • @ectofriend
    @ectofriend 3 роки тому +91

    This is relevant again

  • @yummyos
    @yummyos 6 років тому +3059

    so together there like... *Ultra Powerful*

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 6 років тому +148

      Ice is nice!

    • @RadaSmada
      @RadaSmada 6 років тому +27

      That's why you play this game with the Japanese dub lmao

    • @lankygit1942
      @lankygit1942 6 років тому +13

      * I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE*

    • @turbotrup96
      @turbotrup96 6 років тому +37

      RadaSmada I doubt the japanese dub was nowhere near that cringey; if you watch Anime and play japanese games you can easily notice that there's something wrong with Japan's vocabulary; it's almost like everything was written by a teens there because the number of repeated words is insanely big and I barely noticed any smart slang unlike in western productions.

    • @prettyboyjeremy
      @prettyboyjeremy 6 років тому +7

      turbotrup96 You know that's a pretty accurate description. Like hello over the phone for them is Moshi Moshi
      Adults in America hate double words but Japan is all about it

  • @bear2848
    @bear2848 6 років тому +1019

    In case nobody brought it up, there is actually a mini tutorial not long before the final boss of the game

    • @gravityfallscanada
      @gravityfallscanada 6 років тому +74

      Bacon Ball
      He has said in past videos that he is bias against RPGs. I like the game as well but everything he said in the video is true and are common problems to JRPGs...

    • @NotTherapistThomas
      @NotTherapistThomas 6 років тому +136

      Because a new game mechanic is introduced at that point that falls in line with the story... not a problem its literally 2-3 bubbles.

    • @gravityfallscanada
      @gravityfallscanada 6 років тому +112

      Therapist Thomas
      Missing the point mate. The game has tutorials until the final chapter... Not to mention this stupid buying tutorials that you want to see again crap.

    • @NotTherapistThomas
      @NotTherapistThomas 6 років тому +62

      See but it's not really a "new mechanic". Yes, those are the words I used but they're not really accurate. The "mechanic" that is introduced is not anything super new, just a slight change to the way you play (if you so choose). If you know what "mechanic" I'm referring to you probably agree.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 6 років тому +101

      Therapist Thomas I beat the game, and it's more of an endgame super move than an actual mechanic.

  • @gasparsigma
    @gasparsigma 4 роки тому +116

    I'm disappointed on the lack of "don't forget me" and "think you can take me?"

  • @Frostgnaw
    @Frostgnaw 6 років тому +157

    remember when dunkey beat sky in smash? well, he actually just cut out the part where sky beat him in the cutscene.

  • @NurseValentineSG
    @NurseValentineSG 6 років тому +111

    I hate it when you defeat someone and they defeat you in the cutscene afterwards. Just make the fight unwinnable then. Make them pull out a bullshit move when you're winning, SOMETHING.

    • @DrRyan82994
      @DrRyan82994 6 років тому +19

      Nurse Valentine Atleast have it happen before the hp bar is empty

    • @pragmat1k
      @pragmat1k 6 років тому +7

      Xenogears did it right. There were like 9 fights in that game you're supposed to lose and one of them was winnable if you really tried and gave you the best armor in the game as a result.

    • @andrethyst905
      @andrethyst905 6 років тому +6

      Nurse Valentine funnily enough xenoblade 1 actually did that a lot. You'd hit enemies for a while then they'd blow back everyone with something and the cutscene would start. I have no idea why they didn't do that in 2.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 6 років тому +6

      The eternal struggle of someone who plays the story mode in fighting games.
      *kicks opponents ass, finishing with a super while at full health
      *cutscene starts
      "ghuh! Damn, they're pretty tough. I won't last long at this rate."

    • @Lawrence741
      @Lawrence741 6 років тому

      Actually you have to win in order to get access to the story afterwards. It's much more worse if you try to fight something really unwinnable and you are spending all your resources just to realize that you just should have died to get going.

  • @InShortSight
    @InShortSight 6 років тому +534

    The WiiU music sounded fantastic to anyone who didn't know english.

    • @OreallyR17
      @OreallyR17 6 років тому +75

      I like your attitude!

    • @Juniverse0
      @Juniverse0 6 років тому +14

      The non-vocal tracks were very good.
      Sylvalum and ThemeX in particular.

    • @bazzy5644
      @bazzy5644 6 років тому

      But for real don't japenese learn english in school just as europeans do? Is that really an excuse if this is the case?

    • @td984
      @td984 6 років тому +5

      ^ In most asian countries public schools teach you enough english for you to be able to read. When it comes to speaking and listening you get barely any practice at all. I'd imagine Japan is this way too.

    • @ryancase9716
      @ryancase9716 6 років тому +6

      Black tar and New LA songs were horrible, but just about everything else was great, especially with Sawano

  • @sushiboy1051
    @sushiboy1051 4 роки тому +246

    Is it possible to like this game and like this review at the same time

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 4 роки тому +8

      ...Not from a dunker.

    • @jerryborjon
      @jerryborjon 4 роки тому +90

      As long as you acknowledge the flaws of the game, sure

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 4 роки тому +18

      I’m pretty sure Dunkey likes the game, even if it is really weeb.

    • @jerryborjon
      @jerryborjon 4 роки тому +51

      Shaman Xeed - I guess you can’t accept the game’s massive flaws then.

    • @sushiboy1051
      @sushiboy1051 4 роки тому +14

      Shaman Xeed I’m a fan of the game but I know there are flaws in the game. Everything has flaws

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 6 років тому +1560

    It’s so incredible... but does it beat spaghetti and meatballs?

    • @Goldmight
      @Goldmight 6 років тому +1

      My favorite pokemon generation

    • @Kaytwo_o
      @Kaytwo_o 6 років тому +7

      All I gotta say is, when I play this game, I'm beating MY Spaghetti and Meatballs.

    • @TurboSauceOA
      @TurboSauceOA 6 років тому +8

      Heat Dome I like your attitude

    • @giorgiustiashvili4238
      @giorgiustiashvili4238 6 років тому +1

      Coolmark123 nothing can beat spaghetti and meatballs

    • @7heartsleft
      @7heartsleft 6 років тому

      Coolmark123 I’m amazed your keyboard didn’t break when you were trying to type that.

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 6 років тому +2680

    Not enough fan service

    • @aidanbautista
      @aidanbautista 6 років тому +159

      Lemon
      Exactly
      If anime has ever taught me something it's that you can never have too much fan service

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 6 років тому +238

      Put your hand on my chest

    • @turtles2600
      @turtles2600 6 років тому +34

      Koyomi In my experience in hentai there's clearly not enough tentacles in this videos

    • @Perqqq
      @Perqqq 6 років тому +5

      Need moar bewbz. Lol.
      I gotta admit I didn't know why people like the first one so much. I couldn't even force myself to finish it

    • @ImJustTryingToSurvive
      @ImJustTryingToSurvive 6 років тому +16

      Its k, not good, but not bad. Id rate it a 6 or 7. Story is interesting, everything else is... meh meh meh

  • @NecoLumi
    @NecoLumi 6 років тому +718

    This is the trashiest and most waifu-bait JRPG I have ever seen.
    Can't wait to play it.

    • @blueflare7687
      @blueflare7687 6 років тому +71

      LuminousMongoose I like your attitude.

    • @majerray
      @majerray 6 років тому +6

      It seems like you haven'T played enaugh jrpgs... or rpgs in general

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 6 років тому +1

      LuminousMongoose
      I like your attitude

    • @infernocop1009
      @infernocop1009 6 років тому +9

      I've seen trashier.

    • @leaderofthepenguins
      @leaderofthepenguins 6 років тому +8

      You haven't seen many jrgs lmao

  • @0ff0667
    @0ff0667 3 місяці тому +10

    I always gotta come back to this video whenever people complain on Twitter.

  • @gamkht
    @gamkht 6 років тому +689

    "She pulled the old 'lose in the game, win in the cutscene anyway' trick. I hate it when they pull that shit"
    Died right there

    • @johndonn446
      @johndonn446 6 років тому +18

      Tales Of games in summary

    • @hazardousjazzgasm129
      @hazardousjazzgasm129 6 років тому +9

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one a little ticked off by that

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 6 років тому +20

      i don't understand why they don't just have them kill you, but if you get their health past lets say 25% then the story progresses, if you don't you just straight up lose like normal

    • @quehay45
      @quehay45 6 років тому +11

      And as someone that's still beating the story, I can assure you that that happens a lot.

    • @gamkht
      @gamkht 6 років тому +3

      Yeah, and I even showed them a thing or three

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 років тому +1196

    *LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE*

  • @SeiyaOfAbyss
    @SeiyaOfAbyss 6 років тому +1806

    "Instead of capturing animals, you capture girls and they call you master" *rushes to the nearby gamestop*

    • @isaacargesmith8217
      @isaacargesmith8217 6 років тому +415

      "I like your attitude"

    • @retierashia
      @retierashia 6 років тому +36

      TheRickMasterVids
      I like your attitude

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 6 років тому +15

      Your comment fits perfectly with your upvote count: 69
      I'm glad I was able to witness it.

    • @undergravitydownforce714
      @undergravitydownforce714 6 років тому +5

      I like your attitude

    • @meanstreak110
      @meanstreak110 6 років тому +14

      TheRickMasterVids
      *rushes to gamestop*
      really? why rush to gamestop? to buy this game and masterbate to this game? u are a pathetic individual.

  • @danielbishop2480
    @danielbishop2480 2 роки тому +391

    Dunkey, apparently this video has done irreparable damage to the JRPG community. Thank you

    • @Flamelance_Accendo
      @Flamelance_Accendo 2 роки тому +60

      Thanks Dunkey.

    • @cyanbolt6503
      @cyanbolt6503 2 роки тому +46

      Thank you Dunkey

    • @BadVideoWatcher1
      @BadVideoWatcher1 2 роки тому +31

      Thanks Dunkey

    • @_Vesper
      @_Vesper 2 роки тому +27

      Thank you Dunkey

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 роки тому +7

      Weebs have a massive persecution complex. They especially can't handle being on the receiving end of jokes as nowadays they're usually the ones attacking everyone else's tastes.

  • @DumplingProductions
    @DumplingProductions 5 років тому +1626

    “My parents died in a car crash on this very day. I wish I could’ve been with them more...”
    “I L I K E Y O U R A T T I T U D E”

  • @chetooisasillyloser6661
    @chetooisasillyloser6661 6 років тому +887

    Xenoblade 2: The Waifu Chronicles

  • @benjaminamundson2766
    @benjaminamundson2766 6 років тому +653

    They need a crossover between this game and Bubsy. "Pilots license? What for?" "I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE"

    • @godofmediocrity7582
      @godofmediocrity7582 3 роки тому +16

      “What could possibly go wrong?”
      “My thoughts exactly!”

  • @EEBE64
    @EEBE64 3 роки тому +258

    "You couldn't make the character look stupider than that if you tried"
    What if she had a smash invite in her hand.

    • @Somersalsa
      @Somersalsa 3 роки тому +56

      I think piranha plant had a better introduction than that imo.

    • @EduardoFlores-bt4fo
      @EduardoFlores-bt4fo 3 роки тому +4

      I like your attitude!

    • @mittensfastpaw
      @mittensfastpaw 3 роки тому +40

      The weebs defending it man are cringe as hell.

    • @thefunnyaerialman
      @thefunnyaerialman 3 роки тому +7

      @@egotisticalegg5282 I sure do...
      That trailer's shown me a thing or three

    • @finn488
      @finn488 3 роки тому +33

      @@Softlol "amazing character" yeah ok anime pfp

  • @alexanderchilton911
    @alexanderchilton911 6 років тому +274

    THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME!?

  • @eggbeter9929
    @eggbeter9929 6 років тому +57

    "the ol' losing the game winning the cutscenes trick. i hate it when they pull that"

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 6 років тому

      Especially in New Game + lol

    • @Tony1035610
      @Tony1035610 6 років тому +2

      Well if thats what they want to strive for:
      1. Show opponent at least getting knock backed in the cutscene
      2. Give the opponent a line or two, perhaps praising the MC for his efforts
      3. And then have the opponent do a special combo or trick to show the player theyre outclassed atm
      In the video, it shows them knocked down/defeated in the fight, and then they just do a q uick simple attack to defeat you, that is just laziness imo.

  • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
    @KTA1sVidsandFacts 6 років тому +361

    To everyone saying RIP Net Neutrality.
    I like your attitude.

    • @usbdixdndjd1926
      @usbdixdndjd1926 6 років тому +10

      The Cool Persian Still needs go through congress. Picture it as a tree, it needs to get the very top and it's just started at the base of it.

    • @tacozilla1351
      @tacozilla1351 6 років тому +1

      Too soon

    • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
      @KTA1sVidsandFacts 6 років тому +13

      usbdix dndjd, a congress controlled by the Republicans, many of which who are supporting the repeal process because it adds a couple thousand dollars to their pockets.

    • @catsinflames4598
      @catsinflames4598 6 років тому +4

      its ded because Trumpo McTrumpface selected Ajit Pai for FCC Chairman. We got Trumped again fellas.

    • @BearBoyJW_Plus
      @BearBoyJW_Plus 6 років тому

      Bruh lmaoo

  • @sevendollarsthirtyonecents
    @sevendollarsthirtyonecents 3 роки тому +686

    His impression of Pyra aged beautifully

    • @mental_breakdance7227
      @mental_breakdance7227 3 роки тому +6

      Wait, why?

    • @sergiorodriguez1367
      @sergiorodriguez1367 3 роки тому +30

      @@mental_breakdance7227 because she’s in smash? Idk what this guy’s talking about

    • @ryderls2729
      @ryderls2729 3 роки тому +126

      @@mental_breakdance7227 it's due to the fact that dunkey still thinks very poorly of the character as seen on his reaction to her being in smash. At least that's what I assume the comment meant

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 2 роки тому

      @@ryderls2729 dunkey is a moron, plenty of women have breasts that large or even bigger in real life, he needs to leave his basement

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 2 роки тому +1

      @@escapetherace1943 yeah and usually people like
      don't get that weird about it

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 6 років тому +899

    I see nothing wrong here

    • @blueflare7687
      @blueflare7687 6 років тому +84

      Indeimaus I like your attitude.

    • @RazorWareCa
      @RazorWareCa 6 років тому +18

      Well, Let me show you a thing or three.

    • @cytorakk6378
      @cytorakk6378 6 років тому +6

      KING FREAKING CRIMSON. I like your attitude

    • @griffin1095
      @griffin1095 6 років тому +1

      Go back to making waifu videos

    • @EOCmodernRS
      @EOCmodernRS 6 років тому +3

      ''I like your attitude!''

  • @Robin-fx5hf
    @Robin-fx5hf 6 років тому +725

    This game is perfect what are you talking about dunsley? Obviously the appeal of the game is the massive, voluptuous story

    • @ilznidiotic
      @ilznidiotic 6 років тому +153

      Don't forget the soft, jiggly characterizations.

    • @Thenewkrookkud
      @Thenewkrookkud 6 років тому +72

      Gibbles *I-I like your attitude*

    • @speedy7152
      @speedy7152 6 років тому +3

      Gibbles stfu

    • @ChavenneBonifacio
      @ChavenneBonifacio 6 років тому +11

      you wrote *PLOT* wrong

    • @zhumiss7054
      @zhumiss7054 6 років тому +7

      and bounce,thick characterizations.

  • @MudkipnTreecko
    @MudkipnTreecko 6 років тому +1092

    "it's pokemon, but instead of capturing animals you capture girls and they refer to you as master"
    *guess i'm getting a switch for just this game now*

    • @blueflare7687
      @blueflare7687 6 років тому +136

      dandykip I like your attitude.

    • @Irondragon1945
      @Irondragon1945 6 років тому +24

      This idiotic mentality is exactly what's wrong with twitch at this time.

    • @zetaruler
      @zetaruler 6 років тому +64

      dandykip There's also that one game where you can fondle anime boobs.
      So yeah, the switch is 1000% worth it.

    • @MudkipnTreecko
      @MudkipnTreecko 6 років тому +27

      Shortruler hhhhh i need anime tiddies to function

    • @alexliu5806
      @alexliu5806 6 років тому +14

      Shortruler What an amazing use of HD rumble, this is what is was made for

  • @ItzJuanG
    @ItzJuanG 8 місяців тому +23

    This was Xenoblade fans' 9/11