uzzumymw its actually a really great game with a gripping story, exciting gameplay and impressive graphics (if you consider when it came out, in 1997). I would honestly recommend this to anyone who likes RPG's
I know I shouldn't be surprised (it IS almost 20 years old, after all) but it's so strange for me to be entering an era when so many people haven't played/aren't familiar with FF7. I still walking around thinking everybody's played it a million times
mywhychromosome Nah, I was kidding. Though the real reason is kind of the same: people these days are more into modern games that are coming out now, and since video games weren't as popular back then, there isn't that many people that played and loved these kinds of games, and then you have to account for the people that did actually like this specific game or series. Times are movin' forward.
You guys are a bunch of fucking idiots. This is sonic adventure 5 & knuckles on the Nintendo ouya. Its the 8th installment in the portal series. N00bz these days...
Only Dunkey can take one of my favorite games of all time and legitimately make me feel like I've been a fan of a huge pile of convoluted garbage this entire time lmfao
It's not too hard to understand the story. Jenova is an evil alien monster that is very much akin to The Thing. Shape shifting, viral, and bent on consuming the planet/life itself for food and a vessel to continue it's travels through the galaxy. The Cetra defeated it, but couldn't fully annihilate it. Shinra discovered the dormant Jenova, thinking it was a Cetra. Using it's genetics, they created Sephiroth: a human-alien hybrid. Once Sephiroth discovers this (or possibly because of Jenova's control/genetic imperative) he wishes to merge himself with the planet. Unlike Jenova he lacks the ability to consume the planet's biological life; he must use black materia to inflict a wound upon it, so when it attempts to heal itself, the energy used to do so could be consumed by him. Thus becoming the dominate consciousness of the lifestream, conquering the planet, and becoming a new, higher being. What's there not to understand???!?! I mean, besides all the fundamental things you need to know about the setting, how the characters fit into this, why Cloud never made it into SOLDIER but also, is under the control of Jenova. Okay fine, it's an entire fleshed out setting, that one could easily fail to understand, especially when many of the story explanations are optional content.
You need a Golden Chocobo to get all the materia in the caves to grant you access to the forgotten, forgotten city, accessed by you killing yourself near Aerith's resting place and you'll wake up there and have access to Dead Aerith once you defeated Jenova Kek, as a party member she'll open the path to the time guardian for you if you return to the Temple of the Ancients.
@@yannispirou101 i like jessie in the new remake, but realistically, back in ff7 og she didn’t matter. her purpose was to get killed off to make shinra even more evil during the sector 7 plate drop, and maybe acting as exposition for midgar. her not having character in the og is fine.
This is why you overlevel before facing frogs. Just grinding out all the limit breaks in the forest outside Junon does it. It makes you fast enough to just use Beta on them before they can do anything. Plus there's white cape somewhere in this part of the game that blocks frog/mini.
i would find it extreemly funny if Dunky would do the exact same things from this video when all parts of FF7 come out. Like the entire audio intact but doing exactly everything in the remake...i think that would be hillarious
I'm rewatching this masterpiece because of the remake, but now that I've rewatched it. It made me think that Jenova might be a clone of the Frogs. The god of final fantasy franchise
Sephiroth's ultimate form being the fucking frogs has been the funniest thing I've ever seen by Dunkey, or at least the thing that has made me laugh the most.
They're only doing the most boring part of the game, which is Midgar. So you won't have any of the good moments, other than the cosplay which was already spoiled in the trailer. It will be a boring modern FF game I guarantee it.
I honestly thought the cybernetic turtle thing was true for a moment before I checked the vandalism on the wiki, especially since you pointed out earlier in the video that Sephiroth was a human/animal clone.
An absolute masterpiece whose groundbreaking visuals and deft storytelling are still every bit as resonant, The Final Fantasy LXIV is a must-see film for young and old. 0/10 - IGN
I seriously nearly had a mental breakdown during that mission. What the heck is B1 B3 B6 B2 just tell me the key why does this need to be so hard ARRRGH.
I saw this video, went to play FF7 and bought 50x maiden kisses as soon as I could. I ended up using around 5, thanks dunk. In all seriousness absolutely beautiful game I didnt think id enjoy it so much
The timing of the FF8 music (Liberi Fatali) at 6:17-6:33 with the shift from space to the sky was perfection, and lined up perfectly with the explosion a moment later. Great end to an awesome video. 7 years ago...this video came out when I was still in college. Oh no...
Dunkey is one of those people who is effortlessly funny. He can say and write just about anything and it's instantly hilarious. I'm envious. He just gets it: timing, delivery, skillful editing. He's a gifted comedian.
Really was an ambitious game for its time. People forget it was the first "3D" FF, although not real 3D by any modern standard. They really did pack it full of content and places to explore as well as mini-game. Was a lot for an old PSX....also memory cards, kids that emulate this dont know the struggle, it was real...
this is one of your best videos jason. I can see how many hours you put into this. You are a genius at comedy. Please keep making quality content like this.
ur my final fantasy
hi
just bee yourself
aww
Wtf... Nice pun, where and what does it apply to..?
Shes his fiancé
FF7 remake comes out
Recommended: Eh, this is close enough
Strawberry Boi Frog lock is more fun when you have a sword on your back
FF7R Secret Boss: Frogs
waiting for dunkeys ff7r video
I have a feeling Dunkey will not like the remake haha
LoomDoom I remember he said FF7 probably go FFXV (3/5) or KH3 (1/5)... let’s wait
Ancient superhumans? Mako energy? Shenmue Corporation? Promised Land? Black Materia? Livestream? Shadow Moses? Pokemon? Dragon Ball?
*Psycho Mantis?*
Frogs
You're that ninja...
Cham A hind D
* METAL GEAR*
And Sephiroth's a dick, because his mom was killed in Zanzibar.
I've never actually played Final Fantasy VII but it looks absolutely batshit crazy.
uzzumymw its actually a really great game with a gripping story, exciting gameplay and impressive graphics (if you consider when it came out, in 1997).
I would honestly recommend this to anyone who likes RPG's
I know I shouldn't be surprised (it IS almost 20 years old, after all) but it's so strange for me to be entering an era when so many people haven't played/aren't familiar with FF7. I still walking around thinking everybody's played it a million times
mywhychromosome It's a grandpa game that's why...
***** Lol, what are you saying, that I'm senile?
mywhychromosome Nah, I was kidding. Though the real reason is kind of the same: people these days are more into modern games that are coming out now, and since video games weren't as popular back then, there isn't that many people that played and loved these kinds of games, and then you have to account for the people that did actually like this specific game or series.
Times are movin' forward.
I like how Dunkey made this Final Fantasy 7 video 7 minutes long.
I like how u have seven likes
Don't anyone else like my comment! This is too perfect!
TheNobleScoundrel too late! we'll have to stop at 77.
Meh, it has 17 likes. Good enough for me...
>8^(
777 incoming
You really used Bahamut to kill two frogs....why didn't I think of that?
+Leonardo Alejandro Reyna o rite my b
+BruneCraz But it's a severe difference. This is Sephirto we're talkin', not Sephiroth.
+Guido Tanzini change&
I think part of what makes it funny is i don't actually know what any of this shit was supposed to be called, so I just rolled with it.
More specifically, Bahamut ZERO.
Dunkey's comic timing and I dunno, dramatic timing or narrative timing, is so good. Every video builds in a perfectly balanced crescendo of craziness.
it's because he is frooogs
It's because Microsoft is run by ants!
@jchc VV dont say any more
Editing, makes, youtubers
The Sephiroth scene makes me wish for some crazy acid trip of a game where Dunkey voices the villain
Holy shit I just noticed the get nae nae'd frogs are from this game
gotta like just for that pf pic
"Bag of Pork Chips" ah, I see youre a man of culture as well
Ahh yes, Dragon Quest. My favorite Pokemon game.
This.
No you dumb butt this is Legend of Zelda Scrolls: Awakening
no, skyrims the best pokemon game you casual fuck
You guys are a bunch of fucking idiots. This is sonic adventure 5 & knuckles on the Nintendo ouya. Its the 8th installment in the portal series. N00bz these days...
You fucking Amateurs, this is Obviously patch 3.744 of the latest Mintendo game Quackerton the 5th: Durdle Beach
"You son of a botch sephiroth, I shoulda known you were frogs!"
My favorite line.
I appreciate Dunkey saying, "You idiots, this is number six!" There are several levels of derivation that went into that joke.
1 is 1, 2 is 4, and 3 is 6. 7 is actually 8 seperate games that all tie into how sephiroth is frogs. 8 is just 8.
Most accurate plot description of FFVII
Go hug a blitzball.
@@santinojames88it is.
>FF7 remake and shenmue 3 announced in same conference
IT WAS FROGS ALL ALONG
Poxnixles You thought of this video around the same time the conference hype faded too?
of course
Final Fantasy XXI is clearly the best in the series.
You know it exists, I know you do.
+Tenchigo xi-ii was nettet
2 years later and we still know nothing about the FF7 remake.
SEPHIROTH WAS 2 FROGS THE WHOLE TIME?!!?!
Kirby and Dedede
We should have known!!!
Kirby and Dedede 2 frogs that fusion danced.
He's just two frogs stacked on top of each other in a black cape.
Psycho Mantis?
Only Dunkey can take one of my favorite games of all time and legitimately make me feel like I've been a fan of a huge pile of convoluted garbage this entire time lmfao
That's because you have been. Embrace it.
@@CitizenCain1 🤫 he'll become self-aware
It's not too hard to understand the story. Jenova is an evil alien monster that is very much akin to The Thing. Shape shifting, viral, and bent on consuming the planet/life itself for food and a vessel to continue it's travels through the galaxy. The Cetra defeated it, but couldn't fully annihilate it. Shinra discovered the dormant Jenova, thinking it was a Cetra. Using it's genetics, they created Sephiroth: a human-alien hybrid. Once Sephiroth discovers this (or possibly because of Jenova's control/genetic imperative) he wishes to merge himself with the planet. Unlike Jenova he lacks the ability to consume the planet's biological life; he must use black materia to inflict a wound upon it, so when it attempts to heal itself, the energy used to do so could be consumed by him. Thus becoming the dominate consciousness of the lifestream, conquering the planet, and becoming a new, higher being. What's there not to understand???!?! I mean, besides all the fundamental things you need to know about the setting, how the characters fit into this, why Cloud never made it into SOLDIER but also, is under the control of Jenova. Okay fine, it's an entire fleshed out setting, that one could easily fail to understand, especially when many of the story explanations are optional content.
You must be a bit of a wimp then. His "review" is shallow and terrible.
@@diegoseba12 nuh uh you are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye
Fans: Can’t wait for a Dunkey view on the remake
UA-cam: Oh you mean this video right?
Oh man, this did not age well
That frog battle.....*The struggle is real*
Froglock
Dunkey can't be human. He even made the video 7 minutes.
XD
Hes frogs
Isaiah Cangro yes
not one frog
frogs
Isaiah Cangro His a frogs*
Daniel Esteiro He's a frog*
Daniel Esteiro Dunkey no his Dunkey is grill.
I'm a fan of all things FF7, but THIS. IS. BEAUTIFUL.
Playing through the game rn, just finished disc 1, when does the music mungus come in?
How do I unlock Sephiroth's frog form? Seems like a tough boss fight.
Damn I went into the wrong room 😦
You need a Golden Chocobo to get all the materia in the caves to grant you access to the forgotten, forgotten city, accessed by you killing yourself near Aerith's resting place and you'll wake up there and have access to Dead Aerith once you defeated Jenova Kek, as a party member she'll open the path to the time guardian for you if you return to the Temple of the Ancients.
Vincent Osuna How long did it take you to come up with this?
Like 2 minutes.
Vincent Osuna Well then, that is some talent right here
i've never bothered to play this game or read its story so for me cloud is now a cybernetic turtle
Meat McManmuscle Same.
It's sad that people from here on out missed out on growing up with games
Same here
same here, and I know I will never play it because turn base combat is boring garbage
Some of the remasters have trainers in that allow you to disable the random encounters and get boosted af for the bosses.
I NEED THE MYSTIC MUNGUS POWA!
hey man fnaf is real
Amogus
Now SEPHIROTH is the cybernetic turtle sent from the future in search of the mystic mungis!
Dunkey just has a way of predicting the industry that blows my mind
Me: Cried for 10 min because of Aerith's death
Dunkey:
*lol*
@@andrewkim6743 can't tell if you're joking or you haven't watched the video yet..
katsu
Who are you talking to?
@@etharchildres3976 They deleted their comment lol. They replied with "thanks for the spoiler".
katsu ok sorry for the confusion
@@etharchildres3976 no it's fine.
Dodge lightning spears for 3 hours okay.
B-But.. I'm scared of lightning >:
-Auron
My entire Dark Souls PvP career in a nutshell.
You are everywhere
Except when there's lag and a sunlight spear still hits you even though it's not even close (baby) to hitting you on your screen.
Akari Akaza Ye
finally we have two frogs in smash... Greninja and Sephiroth
only true gamers remember when jessie was a useless side character that was killed off after three character lines
True gamers pahhahahahhahaha
Back in the good old days when Jessie didn't have the chance to be a shithead.
@@MrHam-db8dg Yea, back in the good days were she didn't even have a character at all, right.
@@yannispirou101 i like jessie in the new remake, but realistically, back in ff7 og she didn’t matter. her purpose was to get killed off to make shinra even more evil during the sector 7 plate drop, and maybe acting as exposition for midgar. her not having character in the og is fine.
@@dangerousdoings8066 🖓🖓🖓🖓
Alex Jones had warned us
We never listen
JRPG had turned the freaken frog gay
If I had an award I would have given it to you!
hi bunky
All hail the instalok gods
Bunkey fun time
Instalok and dunkey, favourite youtubers :D love you guys
Im only here to rise this comment from instalok
Go entertain us and collab
5:04 i love how he goes into the final boss, not caring and not being prepared, but as soon as he mentions frogs it gets serious.
Its been 7 years so I thought I would watch this and I'm happy its 7 minutes long. That's a triple 7 right there.
LMAOOO OMFG ITS BEEN 7 MONTHS SINCE THIS COMMENT. QUAD 7 RIGHT THERE!
Yep 7 months
Now 7 months since yours @Liquid23 . Penta-lucky sevens!
Frog Lock is why I never finished this game.
....and broke my first PSX.
Terumi Yūki
R.I.P
This is why you overlevel before facing frogs. Just grinding out all the limit breaks in the forest outside Junon does it. It makes you fast enough to just use Beta on them before they can do anything. Plus there's white cape somewhere in this part of the game that blocks frog/mini.
noddwyd Lol over level before facing frogs.
fucking frogs
at that point you should be protected from transform already, anyways their skill can easily miss unless your evade stat sucks balls
"I should have know you were frogs all along!!" Best Dunkey Quote of all time
But the frogger was hit by a car?
Hodor?
Kappa
Hodor Hodor.
The Kappa know how.
Damn man your jokes per minute rate is off the chain.
4:52
"Let's go into number 3, I guess."
*video switches to actual Final Fantasy III*
"You idiots, this is number 6."
This is a good joke.
"I AM REALLY GETTING DOWN TONIGHTTTTTTtttttttttt!!!!!!!"
Greatest thing I've ever witnessed
i would find it extreemly funny if Dunky would do the exact same things from this video when all parts of FF7 come out.
Like the entire audio intact but doing exactly everything in the remake...i think that would be hillarious
AngryDemonBowser The frogs will probably be nerfed in the remake tho
Remake isn't turn based tho right?
I'm rewatching this masterpiece because of the remake, but now that I've rewatched it. It made me think that Jenova might be a clone of the Frogs. The god of final fantasy franchise
This is easily my favourite Dunkey video. It's a classic. I come back to watch it once every few months.
Agreed
Truly a frog moment
Even the slaps are turn based Lol I died
Sephiroth's final smash is gonna be the frog lock. calling it now
I have watched this like 5 times for the frog bits lol, 5:05
me too
We have entered Froglock
same
I AM FROGS
"cloud and his boyfriend's go on an epic adventure spanning 10 discs"
I'm currently in 6th period.
Good for you
Just got out baybeere
"baybeere"
Trancell bayweave
Is there a lot of blood?
Oh no, it's... SHADOW JESUS.
1:22 "Even the slap fight is turn based"
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts
I fucking went to Aruba when "IM REALLY GETTING DOWN TONIGHT"
"I am frogs". That's it. A youtube video has officially made me piss myself.
I didn't know Stardust Dragon was in the game
That's actually Majestic Stardust Dragon, Stardust Dragon only has 2 wings you uncultured bint.
Do you even accel synchro summon? That's Shooting Star Dragon
That was beaver warrior
+JDasherX that was a magikarp wtf are you talking about
Dragonfly's Gamer nonoononon, that never made it's first showing until Final Fantasy V: The Twin Clouds. Fact check it
Even for the PS1, that summon was the hypest thing.
All I took away from this, is that the Mystic Mungus is a fusion between Blue Eyes White Dragon and Zapdos.
1:30 I love that transition from Darude Sandstorm to the Benny Hill Theme lol
Sephiroth's ultimate form being the fucking frogs has been the funniest thing I've ever seen by Dunkey, or at least the thing that has made me laugh the most.
God I hope the remake keeps all the weird stuff like the snow boarding, the cross-dressing, the... time guardian? And of course... THE FROGS!!!
Cross dressing and frogs confirmed
They're only doing the most boring part of the game, which is Midgar. So you won't have any of the good moments, other than the cosplay which was already spoiled in the trailer.
It will be a boring modern FF game I guarantee it.
@@Kirinet did not age very nicely lol
@@Kirinet This comment got obliterated lmao
>time guardian
Careful what you wish for
I revisited this gem once again after watching dunkey's review of the FF7 remake
I cant believe he didnt use Sephiroth from Kingdom Hearts as an "Not this form" joke....
5:30 This is extra funny when you realize one of Sephirot's move is to actually turn you into a frog.
Was your goal to get me interested in Final Fantasy VII? Cuz it worked.
This got you interested in the damn thing? For me it was the music.
FF7 REMAKE HYPE
Imagine Mungis in the remake, it's gonna blow Knack 2 outta the water
This was absolutely hilarious. Love your videos, man. Never stop.
I honestly thought the cybernetic turtle thing was true for a moment before I checked the vandalism on the wiki, especially since you pointed out earlier in the video that Sephiroth was a human/animal clone.
i came here because the ff7 remake trailer from TGS 2019 turned cloud into frog.
Frog with tiny buster sword lmao
5:23 how do you do it man .. goosebumps for shitty jokes. :D so epic.
4:11
I died
+CausticFoil ikr I haven't laughed this hard in forever
My condolences to you and your family. R.I.P you :'(
RIP CausticFoil
ripe me
Fly high caustic foil 🕊️🕊️🕊️
"Thank you frogs, I love you."
Best line ever
And to this day dunkey is the only one to cheer on Aeris' death
I like how he plays FF13 music for the slap fight
Awesome video Dunkey! That's a lot of effort you've put into the editing and audio for this, I thoroughly enjoyed it! Thank you :)
Man the nostalgia when i see this game... its exactly like i remember
"What is this game, Sleeping Frogs?" -Dunstin
Lost it at "I should have known you were frogs all along!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have entered the 'frog lock'."
Toooo good.
An absolute masterpiece whose groundbreaking visuals and deft storytelling are still every bit as resonant, The Final Fantasy LXIV is a must-see film for young and old.
0/10 - IGN
4:40 the snowboarding music from Sonic ADventure 1!!! Yess it does pay to be old!
2:59 -3:12 Only Dunkey could make that scene funny.
1:53 It is also funny considering how Dunkey went on a date with Aerith...
4:25, this annoyed the shit out of me when you have to do the train mission on disc 1 of FFVIII.
I seriously nearly had a mental breakdown during that mission. What the heck is B1 B3 B6 B2 just tell me the key why does this need to be so hard ARRRGH.
+strowen Why not? It's a solid port aside that one segment. I enjoyed it just as much if not more than my PS1 copy.
All you had to do, was hit the DAMN switch key CJ!
This is probably my fav Dunkey video, lose my sides every time.
Mine too. Holy shit. His best work ever
This was the video that convinced me to finally play the game myself, and while I love the game, you tell the story infinitely better.
I saw this video, went to play FF7 and bought 50x maiden kisses as soon as I could. I ended up using around 5, thanks dunk. In all seriousness absolutely beautiful game I didnt think id enjoy it so much
This is now my favorite video of yours the voice acting made me laugh the hardest ever
I AM FROGS AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAH
Tyler McMellon you son of a bitch sephiroth
@@sillyandlittle THAT'S IT!
I SUMMON THE POWER OF
THE MYSTIC
MUNGIS!!
@@lukeskywalker987
_cue victory fanfare_
The timing of the FF8 music (Liberi Fatali) at 6:17-6:33 with the shift from space to the sky was perfection, and lined up perfectly with the explosion a moment later. Great end to an awesome video. 7 years ago...this video came out when I was still in college. Oh no...
*"I AM FROGS"*
If I hadn't paused the video to look up whether Cloud is actually revealed to be a cybernetic turtle from the future, I might have believed it
*sees the frog npc* O SHIT WADDUP!!!
HERE COME DAT BOI
+OJANproject
o shit waddup
the two people above me need to read that this comment came out nearly a year ago.
when dat boi was relevant. so calm your virgin meme boners
I just died in "All of the Sonic characters"
I mean... this is actually like 90% accurate
Every time I see dunkey play a game that I haven't played, it makes me want to play it.
Dunkey, you are my all-time favorite youtuber and this is my all-time favorite video game.
My life is made.
Dunkey is one of those people who is effortlessly funny. He can say and write just about anything and it's instantly hilarious. I'm envious. He just gets it: timing, delivery, skillful editing. He's a gifted comedian.
Video is exactly seven minutes long. A genius runs this channel.
Really was an ambitious game for its time. People forget it was the first "3D" FF, although not real 3D by any modern standard. They really did pack it full of content and places to explore as well as mini-game. Was a lot for an old PSX....also memory cards, kids that emulate this dont know the struggle, it was real...
2:04 Always cracks me up, out of nowhere.
That tera flare at the end against Sephiroth ultimate form still gives me goosebumps to this day.
this is one of your best videos jason. I can see how many hours you put into this. You are a genius at comedy. Please keep making quality content like this.
I actually had that experience with the 6 frogs one time, it was living hell.
1:24 fun fact, they actually got Will Smith to do the motion capture for this scene.
Don't. Lmao
Huh?
Let me rub my face on this bridge real quick. *I can feel the mekowaves coming offa this thing.*
I'm watching this 7min video, of ff7 7 years later what a time to be alive lol