Is anyone actually surprised by this? There was no point at which I believed Donald Trump was above cheating on his trophy wife. And there was no point at which I believed Donald Trump was above paying for sex. None of this should be a surprise. This is exactly what you signed up for, America.
The people who voted for Trump love this without a doubt. They love that he is a pig. They love he is just like normal America cheating on his wife saying inappropriate shit just all round general pig behaviour and demeanour and to me it is scary. They love this shit
"...he was right." Not words you hear regarding Trump too often. At least not from those whose brains haven't yet been feasted on by the extreme-right-hive-mind- propoganda-machine. Interesting.
Congrats to all those who couldn't wait after 8 years of Obama in the White House to have a White man back in the White House. How's that working out for you?
Rachel Maddow - Fake Rachel how am I contradicting diversity? Just made a statement of fact and if you were the Rachel Maddow I watch every evening on MSNBC you'd know that.
They're use to it in their voting base. Whether you're a anti-gay Republican or an upright non-pedophile Republican commissioner, so many have been caught out nothing surprises them anymore.
He has been using the tactic his entire life. At one point, there were over 1,200 suits against him. Contractors, pilots, staff and others, all lined up to sue this guy for non-payment. He is not just broke, he is under water.
This is really something. I am an old fogey, and I can remember Truman. But, I cannot believe the garbage coming out of this White House. What a clown we have as President, it is a disgrace. It seems no one has any shame, morals, dignity, honor in this administration and it keeps on coming. Sure, it makes me laugh, but makes the US look like a backward nation to the rest of the world. I am a veteran, and I did not serve my country so that in my old age I can view this nonsense. Vote these guys out of office and get some people in there with principles.
Robert: There have been incompetents and criminals in the white house before, but you are absolutely right... there has never been any US government quite this out of it's depth. America is a laughingstock because of Trump and the crew of incompetent carpetbaggers he has surrounded himself with. Again, we've had criminals in the white house before... but never like this.
Jeff Samora You should be ashamed of yourself by going to that whole attitude of "well they did it too" or "they did it first" response. I would not accept that response from my child and I can't believe I'm hearing this from so many adults. This man is a disgrace and I'm almost ashamed to be American. I say almost because I'm holding out hope that this mess will last no longer than 4 years, hopefully less
if you're old enough to remember Truman then your old enough to remember Clinton's blowjob. There was a lot of trash coming out if the white house back then.
No matter how disgusting or high profile your client is, it does not justify a porn star getting a raise. If Trump needed some extra special service then sure, otherwise, you're overvaluing porn stars.
see I still disagree, forget about the fact that it's a porn star, hell, if she was just a street hooker, she could have asked for more money under the circumstances
+get lost Ha! a normal citizen, he's a rich bitch who's been spoiled his whole life, he needs to get the shit beaten out of him to knock some sense into him
Get Lost first off, way to like your own commentl. Yeah no. I'm not gonna forget the hypocrisy in those words, thanks. Sorry, not stupid enough to forget how much R's bitched about far lesser offenses. As if you can whitewash history. I mean I'm not a democrat and that STILL pisses me off. They whine like toddlers do until it's their guy. Is that moral integrity? Fuck no it ain't.
get lost Adultery (he was married at the time) is not hilarious. A private citizen has their rights to privacy, sure, but he's been desperate to be a public figure for a long time. Either way adultery is not legal or moral. Also your language gives me the impression that you are SO smart! So much smarter than "dumb" liberals that it's hilarious. They only know words that don't start with "fu..." (Btw that was sarcasm, if you need to look it up here's a great site: dictionary.com)
I'm just trying to figure out where my real memories are because this convinces me i've been slipped into some kind of total recall, backwards reality.
Javier Remember when they turned on the Large Hadron Collider back on in 2015 with double to triple the power than previous tests and people where going nuts about how it would probably create a black hole, a tear in the reality orsome weird stuff? Thankfully nothing of the sort happened. Well now that I think of it... reality is kinda weird now. We should probably recheck those tests they did.
*Of course* ! The LHC! That set in chain a series of events culminating in the election of Trump to the US Presidency! It all makes sense now! Good news: this isn’t reality we’re in! It’s just the interior of a black hole containing some warped bizarro reflection of real reality. All we need to do to get out is to build some kind of planetary propulsion system that will take us up to the escape velocity of a black hole. What was that escape velocity, again?
Javierm0n0 idk why youd feel that way... its trump hes a capital asshat who grabs females privates for no reason pays off porn stars to keep quiet and hes married to a lady who has a green card and hates immigrants everything he says is just lies .... and guess what everyone lies and everyones a asshat to a degree... no point being shocked by anything anyone does
Make politics boring again? President Clinton had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky November 15, 1995 in George Stephanopoulos' office. How's that looking Progressives?
Joe Della Selva yeah and republicans want to impeach him for that and almost did. Trump gets sued by a porn star and “family values” republicans don’t give a crap cause he has an R next to his name...
I disagreed with Henry Hyde and Kenneth Starr. That was a fishing expedition ....over a bl** job. I disagree with this investigation by Special counsel Robert Mueller. This is another fishing expedition. Progressives and Conservatives all use the same playbook.
Pablo gay with a wife and kids. Right. Besides even if he was why would that matter? Except for a incresingly smaller (but vocal)minority of backwards idiots few people in the modern world treat being gay as a negative
Remember how fast Clinton was impeached for an affair by the Republicans? Here we are again with someone with less than stellar morals but the party of God just sits there with their spongy spines, doing everything including making snowballs in hell to make sure their guy is OK.
What does it take for impeachment to happen? Do they ignore the past deeds and treat each case as a fresh start? He's consistently exhibiting a damaging level of ignorance, one that the nation's international image may never recover from.
The sad thing is that both the GOP and Democrats had all the material they needed to impeach the very day he took office. Yet neither party has backed efforts to impeach and, ultimately, remove (which is not the same thing) from office. I can understand why the desperate GOP are hanging on to their walking corpse president (although the case can be made that Pence would at least allow them to appeal to their base... something this clown president cannot do), but I do not understand why the Democrats are not pushing for impeachment. At some point, voters will begin to blame them for not doing so...
Yeah, apparently we need to waste more tax dollars on a Russia investigation that hasn't really yielded anything, in over a year. I guess that's what is really best for the country.
no thanks No thanks not MAD JUST think CAMEL TOE COLBERT REPORT IS THE WORST THING ON PRISON T.V. HAHA BECAUSE ONLY A PRISONER OF WAR WOULD WATCH THIS BULLSHIT. STORMY CAN GET IT DONE. COLBERT SUCKS OUT LOUD AND DON'T GET NO RESPONSE HE'S A USELESS PILE OF DOG SHIT. THIS IS TRUE HIS PUDDLE DROPPED HIM OFF IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. FUCK YOUR SELF CNN LIBERAL IN THE SKULL.
Patrick Hogan Are you meaning by civilians or period? Trump is, of course, the most sued president in history.. 134 times and counting. But, yes Presidents have been sued by Congress but no, no sitting President has ever been sued by a civilian, only this moron.
yes, Paula Jones was allowed to sue President Clinton (for actions before he was president, which the Supreme Court has allowed), He lied during a deposition (maybe, oral sex was not defined as sex by the judge) and was impeached but not convicted.
Laydie Lie - I'm choosing to look on the bright side...I never thought we'd survive the first year! We've made it this far kids, we might just be able to survive this thing.
Luke Sowers totally agree with you. BUT if we cant assume that she doesnt want to be the first lady, we cant assume that her situation isn't sad.....the whole world is making fun of her because his husband have sex with a "porn star" (any person porn star or not porn star would hurt, that doesnt matter in my opinion)...
I saw a movie titled Idiocracy. It was about a future with a president who was from a reality show. And because all the imbeciles had been breeding, whilst the intellectuals had spend too much time contemplating, everything was becoming ridiculously bad. I thought it was a funny, yet implausible movie. Now I don't. Bonus: Here's a quiz for y'all: flavorwire.com/537887/who-said-it-presidential-hopeful-donald-trump-or-idiocracy-president-camacho
1. seeing as it's been a while since i've seen the movie, i failed that test almost as hard as Trump fails as a president. 2. don't you dare compare that wannabe president to President Camacho. he at least stood by his promise and defended the guy for growing plants, which is more than what i could say for Trump.
Hitler, collusion, impeachment, dementia, where the fuck did they go? Same place as Stormy will when the meeja have had their use of her. No one who matters gives a fuck what you, Colbert, Pelosi, CNN thinks. All you're good for is providing laughs.
Wow I have my headphones in with volume up and still didn't catch it the first time after reading your comment! Excellent catch! That was brilliant of them
“Peggy Peterson”? How can you be legally bound by a contract that is not in your name and does not refer to you? And if you can in the US, what exactly would stop one individual from signing contracts on behalf of complete strangers? Donald Trump, get ready to be contractually obligated to take an IQ test and a polygraph.
She is not exactly "sueing" Trump. In the court filing with the LA Superior Court, she is seeking "declaratory relief" provided by CA Code of Civil Procedure section 1060. She's basically asking the court to formally declare either that (1) no agreement was formed and no contract exists or (2) that if the contract was formed, it is invalid, unenforceable, and/or void. That is the heart of the legal dispute. Plaintiff claims that no contract exists (based upon absence of Trump's signature). Defendant disputes this claim. The job of the court is to decide this dispute.
bellesogne Ah, thank-you. So, it's not a money-case so much as a "while everyone's pressuring for info, I'm going to cover my ass legally and make sure this agreement is void so I don't face backlash myself."
Wondering if Stormy got pics Trump sent her? Stormy: Ok.. picture of Crunchy Cheeto sticking out of Tighty Whities...oh another pic of Cheetos Cheese Puff sticking out Tighty Whities.😨😱
Nun but the bergiest, stormiest, porniest people are hired by the Trump. Meanwhile, the energy in the White House's separate bedrooms is getting icier.
...which we might find impressive. Or at least interesting. If you happened to mention where you are. And it's not the midwest. Cuz "this tv program is currently being broadcast to the area in which I am...and I am watching the shit out of it" is...not postworthy. It's how TV and eyes work.
So I would really like to know what this $130,000 was for if Cohen was trying to exonerate Trump from anything. Really? How are people not standing on the tables going, 'What the fuck is going on here??'
Time to add "President sued by porn star" to the list of things you never thought would happen until Trump became president.
Firnon Zodd bb gbn
It gets classier each day!
Remember when a huge Presidential scandal was wearing a tan suit?
TheCalvin or using Dijon mustard
TheCalvin the good ol days
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
"She's proven she can handle the staff ..." - hilarious and disgusting at the same time.
Is anyone actually surprised by this? There was no point at which I believed Donald Trump was above cheating on his trophy wife. And there was no point at which I believed Donald Trump was above paying for sex. None of this should be a surprise. This is exactly what you signed up for, America.
Rat-Baby 42069 oh no we didn't..we r appalled (daily) with this nonstop sleaze fest.😮😬😯😟
The people who voted for Trump love this without a doubt. They love that he is a pig. They love he is just like normal America cheating on his wife saying inappropriate shit just all round general pig behaviour and demeanour and to me it is scary. They love this shit
wow, we are *THIS* close to living in Idiocracy
Just drop THIS close to
At least joe from idiocracy was equally as smart as the prostitute who became the first lady in the end.
Don't you dare bring the good President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho into this.
P G welcome to Costco, I love you.
President Camacho is a bit more competent though ...
So.... I hear he didn't sign the agreement....
Should we tell Meliana to check if he actually signed the PRENUP?
Good one
Remember when he said "This is the calm before the storm"
apparently he was right....
"...he was right." Not words you hear regarding Trump too often. At least not from those whose brains haven't yet been feasted on by the extreme-right-hive-mind- propoganda-machine. Interesting.
Ahmad Khan Ohhhhhh LOL
@Ahmad Khan Unfortunately for Trump the "storm" was Daniels.
Shit, he's psychic.
damn, I remember when last time I had highest likes on a comment, it was around 25.
5:12 Cohen paid Stormy because there WASN'T an affair.
Well, I didn't have an affair with Trump, either, and now I want my $130,000.
Zesty I'm loving how that particular fact gets glossed over.
+Zesty ~ Nah, your reward is not having had to have sex w/DT. That's worth more than $130k, IMO. :O)
If you want 130K hush money for a relationship that didn’t happen you need proof of that imaginary relationship 😂😂😂
Congrats to all those who couldn't wait after 8 years of Obama in the White House to have a White man back in the White House. How's that working out for you?
Hm, a fellow Liberal contradicting diversity. Awkward.
get lost - The Trumptanic is steadily sinking under the weight of the Mueller investigation. Why would I be crying? Go to plan B Trumpturd.
Rachel Maddow - Fake Rachel how am I contradicting diversity? Just made a statement of fact and if you were the Rachel Maddow I watch every evening on MSNBC you'd know that.
Ooo a racist Liberal. Well, this isn't new, is it?
Rachel Maddow - Troll someone else Russian bot boy. I'm busy.
Why aren't Evangelicals outraged by the president's actions of being with porn stars?
because hypocrites
They're use to it in their voting base. Whether you're a anti-gay Republican or an upright non-pedophile Republican commissioner, so many have been caught out nothing surprises them anymore.
Bc he’s a republican
Hypocrisy at it's Christian finest.
Thankfull Friend because he hates immigrants and lowers taxes for rich people. That's all they care about.
First he pays her to open her mouth, then he pays her to shut it. Such a classy guy, always was.
didnt you watch the monologue?
HE didnt pay her anything he got his wingman to pay her off and never paid him back
37Dionysos that's gotta be the best way to describe this mess. Bravo good sir
He has been using the tactic his entire life.
At one point, there were over 1,200 suits against him.
Contractors, pilots, staff and others, all lined up to sue this guy for non-payment.
He is not just broke, he is under water.
MBA2804 - um...he's joking. Try to keep up OK. :/
But how much to bite down and tear it off?
imagine reading this in a text book being in high school like 30 years from now? kids are gonna ask if 2017-2018 was even real
This is really something. I am an old fogey, and I can remember Truman. But, I cannot believe the garbage coming out of this White House. What a clown we have as President, it is a disgrace. It seems no one has any shame, morals, dignity, honor in this administration and it keeps on coming. Sure, it makes me laugh, but makes the US look like a backward nation to the rest of the world. I am a veteran, and I did not serve my country so that in my old age I can view this nonsense. Vote these guys out of office and get some people in there with principles.
Robert Vysther, amen.
Come on, the whole system corrupt, look at DNC screwed Bernie, both sides need to cleaned, fuck two party system.
Robert: There have been incompetents and criminals in the white house before, but you are absolutely right... there has never been any US government quite this out of it's depth. America is a laughingstock because of Trump and the crew of incompetent carpetbaggers he has surrounded himself with.
Again, we've had criminals in the white house before... but never like this.
Jeff Samora You should be ashamed of yourself by going to that whole attitude of "well they did it too" or "they did it first" response. I would not accept that response from my child and I can't believe I'm hearing this from so many adults. This man is a disgrace and I'm almost ashamed to be American. I say almost because I'm holding out hope that this mess will last no longer than 4 years, hopefully less
if you're old enough to remember Truman then your old enough to remember Clinton's blowjob. There was a lot of trash coming out if the white house back then.
I would rather vote for a fart in 2020 than Donald Trump.
or a burp :)
I have never understood why Stormy got only $130,000. She deserved more.
Pat Sylvest 2.5 million for even lwtting trump touch you
You put porn stars on too high a pedestal.
Has nothing to do with the porn star, and *everything* to do with the fact that it's trump..
No matter how disgusting or high profile your client is, it does not justify a porn star getting a raise. If Trump needed some extra special service then sure, otherwise, you're overvaluing porn stars.
see I still disagree, forget about the fact that it's a porn star, hell, if she was just a street hooker, she could have asked for more money under the circumstances
"Future Chief of Staff Stormy Daniels" HAHA As qualified as the rest of the administration!
Leuel48Fan - I could argue more so. She's proven she has a work ethic >.>
She has more experience and "genuine" and not trump university qualification for the job
hahahahaha good one guys... we can stop the joke now and go back to reality... its been a year.... haha...
you got me.....
guys?
Leuel48Fan I'd argue more qualified to be honest... She'd probably be great at HR.
She has the same talents as Hope Hicks.
Paying the porn star was part of campaign expenditures because they thought it would raise Trump's poll.
You deserve all the likes
KingOfMadCows - Poll or pole? *so cringey*
KingOfMadCows 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆 Good one!
I tip my hat to you, sir. 👏
😂
Love him or hate him, but Trump has utterly turned the presidency of the United States into a complete mockery.
If this is the thing that brings Trump down, I'll take it, but I'll still be pissed off that it wasn't a million other, more worthwhile things.
+get lost Ha! a normal citizen, he's a rich bitch who's been spoiled his whole life, he needs to get the shit beaten out of him to knock some sense into him
Get Lost first off, way to like your own commentl.
Yeah no. I'm not gonna forget the hypocrisy in those words, thanks. Sorry, not stupid enough to forget how much R's bitched about far lesser offenses. As if you can whitewash history.
I mean I'm not a democrat and that STILL pisses me off. They whine like toddlers do until it's their guy. Is that moral integrity? Fuck no it ain't.
Trump will never go down.
get lost Adultery (he was married at the time) is not hilarious. A private citizen has their rights to privacy, sure, but he's been desperate to be a public figure for a long time. Either way adultery is not legal or moral.
Also your language gives me the impression that you are SO smart! So much smarter than "dumb" liberals that it's hilarious. They only know words that don't start with "fu..." (Btw that was sarcasm, if you need to look it up here's a great site: dictionary.com)
Normal citizens don't simply get a loan of a million dollars.
I'm just trying to figure out where my real memories are because this convinces me i've been slipped into some kind of total recall, backwards reality.
Javier
Remember when they turned on the Large Hadron Collider back on in 2015 with double to triple the power than previous tests and people where going nuts about how it would probably create a black hole, a tear in the reality orsome weird stuff? Thankfully nothing of the sort happened.
Well now that I think of it... reality is kinda weird now. We should probably recheck those tests they did.
*Of course* ! The LHC! That set in chain a series of events culminating in the election of Trump to the US Presidency! It all makes sense now!
Good news: this isn’t reality we’re in! It’s just the interior of a black hole containing some warped bizarro reflection of real reality.
All we need to do to get out is to build some kind of planetary propulsion system that will take us up to the escape velocity of a black hole.
What was that escape velocity, again?
Javierm0n0 idk why youd feel that way... its trump hes a capital asshat who grabs females privates for no reason pays off porn stars to keep quiet and hes married to a lady who has a green card and hates immigrants everything he says is just lies .... and guess what everyone lies and everyones a asshat to a degree... no point being shocked by anything anyone does
Luke Sowers Answer me then: Berenstein or Berenstain?
Lawrence D’Oliveiro Nerd
somehow.. this is morally and ethically okay to all the evangelical christians comprising trump's base because ... MAGA !??!?!?
they will turn on him eventually
The news is so ridiculous. We are truly in the darkest timeline. #makepoliticsboringagain
Make politics boring again? President Clinton had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky November 15, 1995 in George Stephanopoulos' office. How's that looking Progressives?
Joe Della Selva yeah and republicans want to impeach him for that and almost did. Trump gets sued by a porn star and “family values” republicans don’t give a crap cause he has an R next to his name...
I disagreed with Henry Hyde and Kenneth Starr. That was a fishing expedition ....over a bl** job. I disagree with this investigation by Special counsel Robert Mueller. This is another fishing expedition. Progressives and Conservatives all use the same playbook.
The thought of Trump in any state of undress, let alone sexual positions, is truly nauseating
Yeah, she should have been paid more than $130k for that job.
In my opinion, I know it's spelt differently, but maybe this wasn't the best time for Kylie to name her daughter "Stormi" 😅
I don't think Kylie Jenner even knows the incident lol
this is crazy. imagine any other potus doing any of this...it just wouldn't happen let alone continue.....sad
Sal'tripin imagine if Obama did this it's like fox news wet dream 😂😂
I can imagine Bill Clinton doing it. You can’t? (Not trolling; I’m a Democrat.)
Pablo sorry to tell you this but *baseless claims and conspiracy theorize are not facts*.
Pablo gay with a wife and kids. Right.
Besides even if he was why would that matter? Except for a incresingly smaller (but vocal)minority of backwards idiots few people in the modern world treat being gay as a negative
Remember how fast Clinton was impeached for an affair by the Republicans? Here we are again with someone with less than stellar morals but the party of God just sits there with their spongy spines, doing everything including making snowballs in hell to make sure their guy is OK.
Hang on...🍿🍿🍿🍿now I’m ready!!!
tinaloveseddie 😁😂
tinaloveseddie Can I have some too?
I need to restock my popcorn. Lol
tinaloveseddie 😀😀😀
So much family value
“That’s how babies are made, right?”
*Allegedly.*
Being sued by a porn star is really keeping in with the spirit of this Presidency .
I laughed way too hard at penis portraits
moiraine_damodred I lol like crazzy at "I would of kept that secret for free!" His face of disgust was priceless
moiraine_damodred I almost spit out my coffee from laughter.
I think that’s what I’m calling those pictures from now on
I'd have gone with "Richard Pictures".
Yes, you did.
My favorite jokes Colbert tells are the double entendres he makes that CBS doesn’t censor
I’m seeing this three hours before it airs on the west coast nice.
KingzEric I live in EST but I haven't been able to set up my TV since I moved. I love how they upload ASAP. Colbert is awesome.
Yes, it's been like this all week for me too which is great! :)
No don't spoil it put together a surprise party for your friends if you can do that in 3 hours.
Me too :)
Time travel is real?!
It keeps getting better and better. Lmfao. 😀😁😂🤣😃😄
How are u gonna do that to Clifford the dog 😭
Childhood ruined? ;)
Yeah! That's a huge insult to good 'ol red Clifford
so who owns Trump more, Putin or Stormy!?
Dave Smith good question
They have equal share of Trump
NRA and Putin
and they were worried about Kushner being the easy one to blackmail!
I know we're not dreaming, Colbert. Rather, it all feels like a collective nightmare.
What does it take for impeachment to happen? Do they ignore the past deeds and treat each case as a fresh start? He's consistently exhibiting a damaging level of ignorance, one that the nation's international image may never recover from.
The sad thing is that both the GOP and Democrats had all the material they needed to impeach the very day he took office. Yet neither party has backed efforts to impeach and, ultimately, remove (which is not the same thing) from office.
I can understand why the desperate GOP are hanging on to their walking corpse president (although the case can be made that Pence would at least allow them to appeal to their base... something this clown president cannot do), but I do not understand why the Democrats are not pushing for impeachment. At some point, voters will begin to blame them for not doing so...
You'd have to convince GOP members to impeach one of their own kind.
And we thought there was nothing else he could do to embarrass us in this Country. Give me a moment, I'll adjust again.
They'll need to buy more storage to finish writing the "Donald Trump" entry in wikipedia, the events just keep coming.
Yeah, apparently we need to waste more tax dollars on a Russia investigation that hasn't really yielded anything, in over a year. I guess that's what is really best for the country.
2:45 I believe the more formal term is "Richard Pics"
one better "Richard pictures"
😂😂😂
Either way, I do not think Sears does those kinds of portraits.
Why the hells everyone want pictures of me?
Man, this show has brilliant writers!
Stephen’s constant roasting of Donald Trump Jr is the icing on the cake 👍🏽
no thanks I kinda feel bad for him tho 😕 I mean he isn’t even in the White House and seems pretty chill. Go after Jared or something
no thanks Colbert is a DIPSHIT like you. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Doug Carter you sound mad, boo 🤗
no thanks No thanks not MAD JUST think CAMEL TOE COLBERT REPORT IS THE WORST THING ON PRISON T.V. HAHA BECAUSE ONLY A PRISONER OF WAR WOULD WATCH THIS BULLSHIT. STORMY CAN GET IT DONE. COLBERT SUCKS OUT LOUD AND DON'T GET NO RESPONSE HE'S A USELESS PILE OF DOG SHIT. THIS IS TRUE HIS PUDDLE DROPPED HIM OFF IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. FUCK YOUR SELF CNN LIBERAL IN THE SKULL.
Party of family values people
Yeah, poly and honesty is bad. Lying and cheating is good.
Everything is backwards.
I can’t even remember what happened last week. Too much chaos.
Has a president ever been sued while in office before? For anything?
Patrick Hogan Are you meaning by civilians or period? Trump is, of course, the most sued president in history.. 134 times and counting. But, yes Presidents have been sued by Congress but no, no sitting President has ever been sued by a civilian, only this moron.
Syed Jafar Tahir - Actually Jackson and Clinton were impeached, Nixon knew he would be impeached and therefore resigned in lieu of said impeachment.
yes, Paula Jones was allowed to sue President Clinton (for actions before he was president, which the Supreme Court has allowed), He lied during a deposition (maybe, oral sex was not defined as sex by the judge) and was impeached but not convicted.
Thanks for the info!
Nixon resigned before impeachment proceedings began.
We are living in the best timeline
Mr Not That Famous the dumbest* timeline
unless you live in the U.S.
+Mr Not That Famous
I think you mean the dumbest and scariest time that can be made fun of while we all duck for cover.
titties
Laydie Lie - I'm choosing to look on the bright side...I never thought we'd survive the first year! We've made it this far kids, we might just be able to survive this thing.
Finally a storm that will do something good.
"Does the carpet match the drapes?" asked no one ever.
John C John 😁😁😁
That's nasty
Nowadays they have no carpets. Ahh, the good old days when they did! lol
Hookers don't have a carpet. Same reason as why there's no grass on motorways.
Betting on hardwood floors!
MAGA, Make Adutery Great Again! Covfefe!
i like that one, make it trending on twitter.
Romans 14:46- And the Lord said, "Do into thy hoes what hoes need to have done to them!"
Impeccable Steez I first saw the word covfefe in a very strange tweet from Trump.
Impeccable Steez google covfefe
MAGA: My ASS Got Analyzed. Wear ur cap trump fans
So, this guy is supposed to make america great again, huh? Lol ooookay 😂
Christian Warrior no, you're thinking of the lower taxes, immigration reform, etc etc
syxx573 So you are the rich 1% right? Cuz last time I check they are the only people that really get tax cut.
Only in America...
Jason Milton Yup, I've got citizenship in Spain too thank God
Ahh imagine if Obama did this woahhhh!!
President of the United States vs Porn Star. How did the country end at this place!?!?!
You know you've hit rock bottom when the President of the United States is being sued by a Porn Star.
God I have thought more about donald trump's sex life than I ever wanted to now. 0_0
To think that you would get paid by trump is stupid.
Stephen...you're absolutely wonderful. Keep up the excellent work! God bless you!! We Indonesian Fans love you!!!!
POTUS??? More like POS that's more accurate.
Sometimes, I wish I was a kid in this generation or a future generation. History class would have been so much more fun.
Schools are experts at making the class more boring
I believe I am dreaming. Intro gets uploaded to UA-cam within an hour of the show? What kind of world are we living in?
There was one bit they uploaded a couple of days ago, only to delete it within 20 minutes. Then it was reuploaded a little later.
Lucas Guillemette are you complaining, or marvelling?
This fancy schmancy new fangled internet thingy!
Lucas Guillemette what is your issue?
Lucas Guillemette i
Poor Melania 😩😨.......She should leave. I don't know how she can stand with that discusting orange 😱😱
I think the word explanation is spelled like this: e$$$$$$$ion.
Robert Seviour c'mon. She is beautiful, she can find any man with $$$$$ much better than that horrible orange 😧
Fuck that whore. Getting what she deserves. Marring for money doesn't always pay off in the long run. Sure she has a STD by now too.
Luke Sowers but she doesn't even wants to be the first lady.......she looks so unhappy
Luke Sowers totally agree with you. BUT if we cant assume that she doesnt want to be the first lady, we cant assume that her situation isn't sad.....the whole world is making fun of her because his husband have sex with a "porn star" (any person porn star or not porn star would hurt, that doesnt matter in my opinion)...
I would have gone with Clifford the Big Red Doggy Style
KingOfMadCows CBS probably wouldn't allowed it but it would of been pretty genius
Clifford the Big Red Rocket?
KingOfMadCows lol 😂
Mr Papagiorgio Lol what? 😂
@KingOfMadCows Dude I'm dying over here! 🤣🤣🤣
Stormy's gonna make millions. Smart lady. I predict Margot Robbie will play her in the movie.
Lock him up!
I saw a movie titled Idiocracy. It was about a future with a president who was from a reality show. And because all the imbeciles had been breeding, whilst the intellectuals had spend too much time contemplating, everything was becoming ridiculously bad. I thought it was a funny, yet implausible movie. Now I don't.
Bonus: Here's a quiz for y'all: flavorwire.com/537887/who-said-it-presidential-hopeful-donald-trump-or-idiocracy-president-camacho
1. seeing as it's been a while since i've seen the movie, i failed that test almost as hard as Trump fails as a president.
2. don't you dare compare that wannabe president to President Camacho. he at least stood by his promise and defended the guy for growing plants, which is more than what i could say for Trump.
TRUMP IS BETTER THAN NETFLIX
I'm really glad Trump has been unable to let this story die like all the others.
Hitler, collusion, impeachment, dementia, where the fuck did they go? Same place as Stormy will when the meeja have had their use of her. No one who matters gives a fuck what you, Colbert, Pelosi, CNN thinks. All you're good for is providing laughs.
It's only back now so that Daniels can publish a tell all book unabated.
Trump and his lifestyle needs so much support from so many people to be enabled. No wonder he likes loyalty so much.
If you voted for Trump you don't care
How much humiliation can one country bear?
This is a shame of the century for America!
*I hope she wins the case though!* 😳💀💙
Only In The Great America...we are making America Great Again ❤😂
Clearly the "Confidential Information" is his tax returns, no need to beat around the bush here.
Trump is just so angry because stormy has longer fingers than his......
Still longer than your dick
Ha. @1:29 band subtly plays "Unbelievable" by EMF.
Haha good catch, i did not have my volume high enough to hear that bit.
It used to be one of my favorite songs back when i was a kid.
I can’t hear it, but great song!
Wow I have my headphones in with volume up and still didn't catch it the first time after reading your comment! Excellent catch! That was brilliant of them
IT NEVER GETS BORING
“Peggy Peterson”? How can you be legally bound by a contract that is not in your name and does not refer to you? And if you can in the US, what exactly would stop one individual from signing contracts on behalf of complete strangers? Donald Trump, get ready to be contractually obligated to take an IQ test and a polygraph.
" Don't know why, there's no sun up in the sky,...Stormy Daniels "
But why is she sueing? If he didn't sign the paper isn't she free to talk about it?
Carl. J she wants too gaurantee it before she doss so that she doesnt get im trouble just in case but i think they have a pretty strong case
wait how do you know she isn't good at it?
She is not exactly "sueing" Trump. In the court filing with the LA Superior Court, she is seeking "declaratory relief" provided by CA Code of Civil Procedure section 1060. She's basically asking the court to formally declare either that (1) no agreement was formed and no contract exists or (2) that if the contract was formed, it is invalid, unenforceable, and/or void. That is the heart of the legal dispute. Plaintiff claims that no contract exists (based upon absence of Trump's signature). Defendant disputes this claim. The job of the court is to decide this dispute.
because ive seen her in action how else
bellesogne Ah, thank-you. So, it's not a money-case so much as a "while everyone's pressuring for info, I'm going to cover my ass legally and make sure this agreement is void so I don't face backlash myself."
Trump probably forgot to put his name down on his homework too.
So is the Conservative Right really still defending him or...
I hope this will be the thing that finally gets him impeached but I'm not holding my breath.
Gotta have compassion for Melania and the kids. Just for a few moments? Can't you imagine Stormy as Trump's next wife?
Once Donald Trump is behind bars, Glory days will rise again!
1:22
Hello Baby
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Diego Silerio Until the NRA starts the 2 Civil War.
Buzry Hapro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter oh shit
😱
Chris wicks Trumpians deported to Trumptopia
Diego Silerio it will never happen if though we all want him behind bars
Laura Gadille nothing is impossible as long as you have faith in the Lord, Sister!
Chris wicks 😁😂
Wondering if Stormy got pics Trump sent her? Stormy: Ok.. picture of Crunchy Cheeto sticking out of Tighty Whities...oh another pic of Cheetos Cheese Puff sticking out Tighty Whities.😨😱
Jose Garza i hope I will not be alive if this happens! I am severely nauseated already
I would pay 130,000 Dollars to not see these pictures. I'm currently broke, but I'm going places to get them.
Sehara LOL,Sorry..😷I got nauseated also.
Jose Garza ohhhhhhhh please i don't want to imagine it
Jose Garza - OK. That's it. You're now going to be paying for my therapy.
You have to wonder, who are the people disliking this video?
Who are you?!!
Bots?
Russian bots.
Trump's signature looks like a lie detector readout of him in which he made 3 statements.
I finally understand what Trump meant when he said, "a storm is coming"
Just..damn. who thought voting for this guy was a good idea?
What a time to be alive
Nun but the bergiest, stormiest, porniest people are hired by the Trump. Meanwhile, the energy in the White House's separate bedrooms is getting icier.
Thank u for the double D and PP joke. As soon as I heard their "alias"
names I thought oh Trump' s favorite things.
I'm just waiting for Stormy Daniels
to run for office.
What positions could she hold?
She got my vote ALREADY.
I feel like our dimension must have slipped and twisted with another dimension because things are getting pretty crazy and unreal at this point
“Peggy Petterson” vs “David Dennison” XXX
Oh I am sure that will be the next porn spoof personas.
I'm seeing this while it airs in the midwest nice
...which we might find impressive. Or at least interesting. If you happened to mention where you are. And it's not the midwest.
Cuz "this tv program is currently being broadcast to the area in which I am...and I am watching the shit out of it" is...not postworthy. It's how TV and eyes work.
Stormy Daniels sounds like an American version of a Dark & Stormy (Bundaberg Rum & Ginger Beer) but with Jack Daniels.
So I would really like to know what this $130,000 was for if Cohen was trying to exonerate Trump from anything. Really? How are people not standing on the tables going, 'What the fuck is going on here??'