To this girl: First of all, the don't breath "air". It's oxygen found in the water. Second, there are fish that have gills next to their fins. But still gills. Third, Wtf do you suppose the gills are for if they arent for breathing?! Urinating?!
I mean, the iPad is technically a computer. A calculator is a computer. That said, even with an iPad, shutting off the screen only puts it into sleep mode, so I'm gonna have to join you in this unquellable rage.
Infinity Stones if your class did have 75% of your final grade on a test, you could literal get a 0 on every other assignment and still pass with a C if you got above a 94
To be fair, it doesn't matter whether you get a 0 or a 60, you still fail. So technically the only grade range that matters is 60-100, half of which is 80%. It's still dumb that they said that, but that's probably what was going through their mind.
"Wait, so EVERYTHING is made up of atoms???? Even this desk???" -a girl in my chemistry class who was graduating that year. I facepalmed louder than ever before that day.
So going by that logic, we're all cannibals. Think about it. We're just clusters of atoms. We eat food, that's lesser clusters of atoms... Maybe don't think too much about it🤔😂
@@thegreatlordcthulhu9852 I'm guessing they classify cannibalism as one species eating a member of the same species (which would be a certain order/organization of those atoms into different structures) haha. Idk.
Well actually, in Madagascar during the Russo-Japanese war, there was a friendly fire incident between the Russians and ended up sinking some of their own ships. He isn’t wrong that it was one of the places the Russians were being stupid, but the main battle happened somewhere around Japan.
“Wait, so Brazil is an actual place?” “There’s this state that sounds like ‘you’re a gay’” (He’s talking about Uruguay, the COUNTRY in South America. (Answering the teacher’s question to how many continents there are, in a high school science class): “Uh, 11, right?”
I know that Uruguay was once part of the Brazilian Empire as Cisplatina; but goddamnit that was centuries ago. Also, how does this person don't know that Brazil is an actual place? We're the 5th biggest country in territory and currently the 6th in population. Jesus, it's not like we are a minuscule forgotten country hidden somewhere between Europe and Asia.
"If life in North Korea is so bad, who don't people just leave and go to other countries?" Asked by a student in Germany in 2018... who was part of an non profit organisation that strives to collect memories of people who lived in east Berlin during the segregation of Germany, and keeping those memories alive for future generations.
David i only got a notification for your comment, but it didnt actually show up here... like i cant see it Radius has to do with diameter because radius is exactly 1/2 of the diameter? They are essentially the same thing, a measure of the size of a circle. Just one is to the middle, one is from edge to edge
Person that thought turning a monitor on and off reboots the computer: by their logic closing your eyes for one second is a faster way to get well rested than sleeping for 8 hours.
Calling the monitor the computer and the actual computer either the hard drive or the modem has been a thing for computer-illiterate people for quite a while now, sadly.
@@Ycekhold Whats sad is its easy for us to take for granted that we know the difference. Lowest common denominator seems to be getting lower for peoples intelligence. Edit: Well more like easy to take for granted when you are smarter than many of the idiots out there.
“There are only 23 hours and 56 minutes in a day” is technically correct: it’s called the sidereal day, and it’s why the position of stars appears to change on a day-to-day basis. Doesn’t have anything to do with local time though
@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 even Christians say at worst the earth is only 6000 years old you know there are people thinking it exist only since they were born?
“Wheat allergy isn’t real because wheat is in the Bible” “you can’t be allergic to something God told us to eat”. My head still hurts thinking about this.
It seems that someone forgot that sin caused the world to become messed up, which is why allergy's happen. That and I've heard that improved cleanliness may be a cause.
I once had an argument with an ex friend bc she didn’t know that India is an Asian country. I couldn’t convince her, and when I would look it up on my phone she would say those pictures were fake and posted there by me to prove my “false” point. I gave up and let her have it. It made my brain hurt
@@user-cm9kj4rb8d im doing good thank you. She was always toxic. She stopped me in my tracks one time to tell me that she wishes that I was never born. I was like sheesh lady. She would only come up to me to say bad stuff about others and me. It was hopeless
"What time does midnight mass start?" "24 hours? That's almost three days!" "But McNuggets don't come in half a dozen, just 6, 12, and 20!" My sister. She is a less than subtle reminder that beauty fades, dumb is forever.
@@geckogeico2212 what's with your hatred towards pretty girls? Just becuase she is attractive doesnt mean she's a "bot" or that she isnt smart. you must really be insecure to the point where you have to bring down an attractive women. Pretty girls must not pay any attention to you. Sad.
Apparently a lot of people have Nigerian uncles who are also princes despite Nigeria being a (very flawed) federal presidential republic. Also not to mention that it’s there uncle, and people who are significantly Caucasian and both of there parents are too and there grandparents, and despite all of this their uncle is somehow a Nigerian prince. If you aren’t Caucasian and have an African ancestry, it still isn’t possible especially if you don’t live in Nigeria or any of your relatives live in Nigeria. If you have Asian ancestry, it’s just as bad. You do not have a Nigerian prince uncle.
Tobias Brunner idk if you’re being serious but chinese and vietnamese are two different languages... idk how similar or not similar they are but i don’t think vietnamese people can speak chinese
@@simphobic1373 I meant geographically close. Lots of Germans speak French or dutch. Lots of italians speak German or spanish or french... Like the americans who learn spanish because they're close to the border, and the cultures begin to mix. not a stupid question at all.
Tobias Brunner I can understand where you’re coming from, but the language system being completely different (Vietnamese using latin characters vs Chinese being ideogram-based), the unfortunate tension between Vietnam and China meaning rejection of each other’s influence, as well the casual stereotype that any Asian is automatically Chinese is what makes the “Say something in Chinese!” so frustratingly ignorant.
In the middle of biology class I heard a girl loudly exclaim "I thought a koala bear was a type of fish!" And was very shocked to find out what an actual koala was.
He said Russia is a continent, not a country. “Well, I mean, I guess someone would commonly make that mistake with how large Russia is, but the problem is that you’re in 12th grade and we’re learning about Asia right now.”
@@buzzmas8068 Unwanting to end up in this video, I asked my geography teacher where it is, and she said "It is part of both europe and asia" That seems even more weird.
@@Matthew-ne1xc Russian here, culturally we are much more European than Asian, but our own culture is so distinct that some people consider the Eastern Slavs (Russia, Ukraine, Belarus) their own thing.
One girl on Facebook; "How did [Artist that I can't remember] reach to be the 1st of more of 100 countries when there are only 7" ................... "Why are you all so dumb? It's not continent, is condiment, like ketchup or mayonnaise🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒😒."
TRUE STORY Girl at UCLA :What's the Pacific Ocean? Professor :Do you mean where? Girl at UCLA: No. She was born and raised in California, and called all oceans "the beach".
Something that happened in class yesterday: Friend: What do bees eat? Random Girl: They drink blood!! Me: What the- Friend: No they don't..? Girl: Yes they do! They sting you to drink your blood! Me: You know bees die when they sting you, right? Girl: That can't be true!! Friend: It is true.. Girl: Bees are stupid then! Why would they kill themselves?! Me: Omg...
bee's don't technically die when they sting you, they die trying to pull their stinger out, this is because human skin is pretty elastic. thank you for coming to my tedtalk
okay what- i have so many questions.. does that person not know the purpose of kettles? do they even know what kettles are? do they know you can put water in your microwave and after a while it will start boiling- i am so done with this world-
Girl- Why are so dark? You mom is white and your dad is black? So why are you so dark. Me - Because I’m adopted. Girl- but you are still dark and your mom is white Me - because I am adopted. My mom is my adopted mom and my dad is my adopted dad. Girl -so you don’t have parents? So where did you come from? Me - from my birth mom.. Girl- But you said she wasn’t your mom. Me - 😑 Girl - oh I get it now. Your a stem cell baby. Me- *walks away*
Samuel Jansen I was just literally thinking to myself this bitch is ignorant and so fucking stupid. I’m not going to play into her stupidity. Trust me I wanted to say something but it wasn’t worth it.
Sarah Rideout I dont think youre in college, no offense Your grammar isnt that good, then again english might not be your first language Idk why im going full detective mode
Adrián Soria We do experiments repeatedly in order to verify previous results, or to make sure that you didn’t make a mistake or get unlucky the last time.
Last year I have a classmate who keeps on telling me Jesus is spelled as "Jesos", Mysterious is spelled as "Mesteryos" and Meadow is spelled as "Medow" Now I see her on facebook telling that all boys are liars cheaters and crap. We are in 8th grade.
*Friend and I chatting about the new foreign exchange student* Friend: “he’s from Belgium right? I talked to this guy in Russia who said he lived in Belgium” Me: “so he moved from Russia to Belgium?” Friend: “What? No.” *notices my confused face* “Belgium is in Russia right?” Me: “You need to look at a map.”
my math teacher: “what’s the largest continent?” some boy in my class: “china.” my teacher: “get out.” EDIT: guys we were playing family feud after class, it was just one of the questions. no, my math teacher doesn't teach geography.
My dad was stationed in Germany for 2 and a half years and when we came back to America and I was telling my new class mates that I lived in Germany for a whyle then one girl went "where you there during the Holocaust?" Edit: Grammer
I’m from Texas, I moved to Florida when I was 10, I started my new school, and at lunch, when my new classmates heard I was from Texas they asked me the following. “Did you live on a farm?” “ Did you interact with Native American Indians?” “ Did you ride horses?” “ Is it just a giant desert place?” “ Did you wear cowgirl clothes?”
@Princess Smiley Face Eh, but that’s in 5th grade. No adult thinks that... I hope. I’m from Texas too and it’s an extremely diverse place with a lot of desert, forestry, farmland, and city areas.
Went to a Barnes and Noble to find a book. I found a clerk and was waiting behind a guest he was already helping and overheard their convo. Clerk: what can I find for you? Customer: I'm looking for black books. Clerks: I'm sorry? What books? Customer: Black books. Books written by black people. Clerk: Uhh...any particular author? Customer: Black authors, black authors. Clerk: Uh, our store is separated by genre, not race. Is it horror, biography...? Customer: Ugh this place is terrible. *Storms off* Me: Hi. Clerk: hi Me: I know the name of the book, author and genre that I'm looking for. Clerk: Thank you, I'll be happy to help.
My own mother is once said that she thought that mental illness was the result of demonic influence/letting Satan into one's life. My step dad had recently come clean about his own struggle with mental illness, so it was pretty baffling for me to hear her say that. And I can only imagine just how hurtful it must have been to my step dad.
Mental health issues, satanic oppression, and demonic possession are very different things, even though they can appear the same at times. Nobody is a moron if they discuss them .
The customer that said: "But will it increase my water bill if I get broadband?" wasn't exactly dumb when you realize he was playing along with the analogy, and was asking if it would cost more to make the switch.
"What do you mean the sun is a star? It's a planet!" - a boy in my class, who also told me that i couldnt be a lesbian because how would i be able to breed?
Same situation where my friend said that the Moon is a Star because it glow The other friend be like "Actually no, the Moon is a planet" ..... If you don't understand, then let me explain: A Planet is "a celestial body moving in an elliptical orbit around a star." The Moon, however spin around the Earth, which isn't a star. ( try saying it's a star to your parent, I'm sure they will check your head to see if there is anything wrong with it) That's why the Moon is just a satellite.
It's worse when the stupidity comes from the teacher herself. You reminded me of an argument between a student and a teacher in my school in 7th grade. The teacher said there was a dark side of the sun. The kid would hear none of it, and was calling the teacher a dumbass. Oh if only that was in the days when it would have been recorded. Also, my 5th grade math teacher thought pi was EQUAL to 22 divided by 7 and asked me to figure out the first 20 digits of pi by long division of 22 and 7 and it was then up to me to give my idiotic math teacher a lesson on what a rational number is. Math teachers should have a degree in MATH, not a degree in education IMO.
Mom’s coworker: What’s your maiden name? Mom: It’s always been Robinson (My dad has the same last name) Coworker: Ohh... so you married your brother Mom: No we just have the same last name by coincidence. Coworker: Sooo... your cousin?
I was telling this chick a mind trick, "you're the driver of a bus, 30 ppl get on, 20 ppl get off, what's the name of the bus driver." I repeated it and said "YOU'RE the driver of a bus..." And this chick say ten 😂
"Alright Sally, there's a brother and a sister, the brother is 6 years old and the sister is half his age, the brother is now 70, how old is the sister?" Sally: "Simple, she's 35" Yep this is big brain time.
Weird phrasing; "the brother is 6" and "the brother is now 70" are mutually exclusive, especially when it also says "the sister is half his age". You can't put everything present tense in a question about change over time.
Took me a couple minutes, i read it as it is, so I kept wondering why 35 was wrong. Then I realized it was a logic test, then I understood why I failed 90% of these in school. I have a literal mindset on occasions, so I read things like this and follow what it would mean if taken literally, I usually don't realize it's a logic question until later. Lmao
"Are camels hooves made of wood?" --guy in history class "Egypts down near Australia right?" --friend with a bad sense of geography "Omg AC stands for air conditioner!" --me
"Nutritional value is a matter of opinion." Said by a guy who is perfectly comfortable with eating a double quarter pounder, large fry, and large pop multiple times a week.
“If Cuba is 90 miles away from Florida, why don’t we swim there instead of paying money to go on a airplane there” -Girl in My Middle School History Class
had a guy tell me I shouldn't use 2x8gb of ram, I should add a 4gb stick so windows can use the 4gb stick instead of one of the 8gb sticks, he sounded so confident with a condescending attitude like I was the moron
@@lymie9155 the same guy told me I needed a new monitor because my graphics card was too powerful, he recommended a 1440p 144hz display... I'm using a 1050 ti. My current display is at 1080p and can go to 110hz from overclocking it, I don't need a new monitor
"I'm mature, I have a job" While he continues to whine about not getting his way and blames others for his problems. Hope he ends up reflecting on his life.
Person at my table group asked why I still had dirt on my hands while eating They were freckles. She went on a rant saying you can't have freckles on your hands
There was this guy back in highschool who said he had a game on his Nintendo DS that, according to him, was developed in Adobe Flash. He booted it up, and showed a few seconds of gameplay. "See?" he said. "See what?" I replied. "See? Sprites." He had honestly believed somehow that sprites only worked in Adobe Flash.
Well the United States are a federation (at least by name) wich is basically a union of countries. State is just a synonym for country. So you're the idiot here.
Girl in our class told our physics teacher that the atmosphere was glass and not air... She even argued with the teacher about it until she just decided to google it. She was wrong and started crying infront of our class. We were 15...
At least she seemed to accept that she was previously wrong. Would have nice for her to learn it in a less emotionally traumatic way, but without more details I'm not sure how to go about that. Someone in an actual cult would just continue to deny it irrationally.
Someone in my AP literature class asked me if England was in Germany. I didn't know how to respond, finally the person next to me said no, it's a different country. I literally had no answer, I was dumbfounded.
I was friends with people (keyword was, they are assholes and really weird and I dissociated myself from them) who think Velociraptors are the same size that they are in Jurassic Park. I tried explaining to them that it _Velociraptor mongoliensis_ was small but they said paleontologists found fossils of big Velociraptors. I told them those were Deinonychus, Utahraptor, and Dakotaraptor. When I asked them about the famous fighting dinosaurs fossil where it showed a grown Velociraptor fighting a Protoceratops, they said that it was a “baby practicing hunting.” Yeah, no. A baby would’ve been killed by a Protoceratops and it’s large dagger toe would not have been as large as it is.
"5G causes cancer!" "5G caused Coronavirus!" These are the two I'm dealing with most frequently right now. It's _insane_ just how many Americans obviously slept through or failed high school science.
Ikr! Just as stupid as those who believe in the Big Bang theory and we came from monkeys 🤦🏻♂️ nice to see some people have brains atleast. Just study some science!
Me: If the internet is slow it’s because I’m downloading something on the pc right now. Mum: Why didn’t you do that at our other house that has unlimited fast internet? Me: Because it’s a desktop and its here at this house? Mum: And? You still could have just downloaded it from there using the internet. Me: .......... yeeeeaaah.
@@REDFRLegend Right some shit's going on. I do live in the UK now, but to some people in my birth nation, just get it together before i die of the migraine these people are giving me gets to painful.
Secretly without anyone telling you, as a joke, all of Canada decided to cede the specific three meter area around you to America for the hour, just to mess with you.
While taking a high school science class, we were on the topic of ocean currents and the guy next to me had a theory. He said that the ocean currents started because of Dinosaurs falling into the ocean. I thought he was just joking but he was super serious. He had some other theories, but sadly I never got to hear them lmao
I told this one girl that I'm introverted and don't usually leave my house often. She then said I was homophobic, as in, she thought I was afraid of leaving home.
The funny thing is there actually are stars that sort of "spotlight" a cone of much brighter emission around. Neutron stars. I don't think you want to be caught in the cone of one of those, though. You'd get 27 kinds of cancer bundled free with your tan.
And the Problem is, this ray is travelling faster than the speed of light. So the moment we see a bright light in the sky, we're already dead. (Insert Fist of the North Star quote here.)
I work in a kitchen at a college, i was once asked by an 17-18 year old girl "is a chicken a bird?" I replied "umm...yes?", she replied "oh, i thought it was like an ostrich"
I overheard my house mate discussing religion with one of her girlfriends and she said " I'm Catholic , I dont read the Bible..... just the Old Testament and the New Testament " .
They are different things technically. The king James bible which everyone refers to as the bible is a book of many different books. Including the new testament.
My GF is a pearl for those! She once looked at a maple tree, asking how we take maple syrup out of them. She genuinely didn't know, so I explain to her that they drill a hole so that "maple water" drips out into a bucket, then gets refined into maple syrup after harvest. She looks up and down the tree and says "okay but what about the pipes to bring the sap down? How do they put these inside the trees?" I just looked at her, making a face that said "Are you really asking this??" she then realized how little sense it made, pouted and sheepishly said "nevermind, I get it..." we still laugh about it sometimes 😂
“I hate it when people say they’re Spanish, like Spanish is a language not a nationality”
Apparently she forgot Spain existed...
I mean, most Spanish-native-speakers are not actually Spanish
what?
@@doctorsqueaks1683 Latin America's (minus Brazil's) population is 11 times bigger than Spain's.
pabloeli29 ok, what’s your point?
@@robinsuj yeah, say "I'm Latino / Hispanic. Only say "im spanish" if you're from spain
In geography: “so... what killed the dinosaurs again?“
*”sigh* are you dumb? They were wiped out by the Big Bang.“
Omg this is good xD..
Well it was a bang
Lol
Nah, you've got it all wrong. Obviously, the aliens came to abduct them, and now there are 1000 dinosaurs on some unknown planet.
One girl in my class had the same idea, and asked my biology teacher when the big bang hit the earth
Once I heard someone say
"I have a homofobia of spiders"
I was really surprised
Unknown 404 those dam gay spiders!! 😂😂
Manuel Cardenas angel dust
Can't have dose gay spiders lol
@@friedegg3732 Patrick: No, it means he afraid of santa! HOHOHO!
SpongeBob: Stop it your scaring him!
He hates da gay spiders >:(
A boy in my class asked once: "is Japan an island in China?"
This was in geography class. The teacher got so mad LOL
My teachers would certainly roast the kid to no end if someone ever asked such stupid question.
@@gabrielabatista6016 My teacher literally started screaming at this guy
my friend asked a similar question;
"is milwaukee a country in the middle of china"
@@hambujavi GOOD
Yeah that serve your classmate right!
"Look, I think I know a thing or two about computers"
yes, that's the problem
hey hey hey. he had the first ipad.
Yeah smart enough to know how to work a computer, but dumb enough to do stupid shit....
Yes he knows how to turn on and off the monitor
You "think " you do
He knows how to use the keyboard
“Are you Asian?”
“Yeah, why?”
“I thought you were Korean!”
-my crush who quickly became my biggest regret, 2018
How old is she?
@@legomanz2387 Well honestly I think it may be kissable, just not necessarily keepable, hehe :D.
Same with everyone in my school
“are you asian?”
“Yes”
“I thought you were Chinese”
“And Indonesian”
“Then you’re not asian?”
@@doublethecookies4057 "what do you think 'asian' means?"
Firan25 Being Born or having relatives that come from Asia, you?
“ Fish breathe air through their fins, not gills. How do you not know this?”-girl in my English class today. She was dead serious too.
Hold on, I gotta take a full breath of air through my fingers before I finish....this comment, there we go...
@@BreadMan434 omfg 😂😂😂
To this girl:
First of all, the don't breath "air". It's oxygen found in the water.
Second, there are fish that have gills next to their fins. But still gills.
Third, Wtf do you suppose the gills are for if they arent for breathing?! Urinating?!
@toasted buns Through pores; tiny openings in the skin.
@@BreadMan434 lmao same
"Did Ancient Greece have an air force" a girl in my class asked this right before a test
According to Edgar Cayce, Atlantis had flying craft of some sort.
She probably had a quark sized brain
She must have thought ancient society was like Avatar.
i dont think shell pass
This girl in my class asked if Abraham Lincoln was still alive...
"I had the first iPad and I know a thing or two about computers."
My rage cannot be quelled at this phrase...
I mean, the iPad is technically a computer. A calculator is a computer. That said, even with an iPad, shutting off the screen only puts it into sleep mode, so I'm gonna have to join you in this unquellable rage.
The guy probably cant read or past computer school
dambro i rlly like yo profile pic
@@roselynearroyocastillo8402 furie
It tends to seem those who brag about owning Apple products (usually only 🍎) tend to be the least computer savvy.
my teacher: this will count as 75% of your grade
kid in class: 75? thats like half
it still haunts me to this day
Infinity Stones if your class did have 75% of your final grade on a test, you could literal get a 0 on every other assignment and still pass with a C if you got above a 94
Why the fuck would any one assignment be 75% anyway
¾ are now ½
To be fair, it doesn't matter whether you get a 0 or a 60, you still fail. So technically the only grade range that matters is 60-100, half of which is 80%. It's still dumb that they said that, but that's probably what was going through their mind.
@@leebydeeby I honestly think you're giving them to much credit, lol
I once knew a guy who was convinced that tigers were female lions
Nah son, you gotta be kidding me, wow hahaha
He was an extra special brand of stupid
That’s hurting my brain stop
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Fossil Draws Thank you.
"A cow is female, while beef is the male one"
- a guy I overheard talking to this random girl
At least he got half of the information right, but Jesus, that's stupid
so, by his logic, a cow switches genders somewhere in the meat production if it's a female
You should have yelled "Beefshit!" to him.
To be fair, it's mostly steers that are made into beef.
My crush once asked if there was cows back in the civil war. Surprisingly, not the reason that crush fizzled out.
"Wait, so EVERYTHING is made up of atoms???? Even this desk???"
-a girl in my chemistry class who was graduating that year.
I facepalmed louder than ever before that day.
So going by that logic, we're all cannibals. Think about it. We're just clusters of atoms. We eat food, that's lesser clusters of atoms...
Maybe don't think too much about it🤔😂
Sullivan O'reily your species ain’t atoms
@@stuartstribling2296 What do you mean?
@@thegreatlordcthulhu9852 I'm guessing they classify cannibalism as one species eating a member of the same species (which would be a certain order/organization of those atoms into different structures) haha. Idk.
@@chayantechasukij7222 Yep. Don't think too deeply about this 😂
Senior Year of Highschool History class:
"Where was the Russian-Japanese war held?"
"In Africa."
-> age of empires 2
sean smith your profile makes this comment make sense
Well actually, in Madagascar during the Russo-Japanese war, there was a friendly fire incident between the Russians and ended up sinking some of their own ships. He isn’t wrong that it was one of the places the Russians were being stupid, but the main battle happened somewhere around Japan.
Tbh I've never heard of this war. Thanks, American educational system.
Hoi4
"Isn't America in Africa?"
-Some girl in one of my classes
I thought that too when I was 4-5
Atleast he learned that its not
I bless the rains down in africa
The government is hiding the truth from us and that girl on your class revealed it
Can't wait to head to the state of Botswana
“Indonesia doesn’t exist, you’re Chinese so sing a BTS song”
“Do you speak asian?”
I had a stroke reading that
@@royal3809 I had a stroke hearing them
Oh god.
I need the context for this. Like was it a teacher or something?
@@dexterjettster3683 several classmates have said this to me, but teachers do constantly assume my race and tell me i'm wrong when i state otherwise.
This type of stupidity is only ok for kids in kindergarten
Kids just don't know it yet, ignorance is different from stupidity * facepalms *
@@tp7033 *MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUSAMUXAADMSJJSB*
"Do dogs have lungs?"
Nobody ever let them live it down.
No, dogs breath by their ears
Dogs can LICK AIR into their body. They literally grab the wind itself and consume it
Wrong. They grab the air with their secret hand hidden in their back, and absorb it into their fingers. Duh.
@@axenledgie1423 You right.
I heard some dogs use heir skin to steal the air from grass and thats why they roll in the grass all the time.
"Wait... what came first, World war 2, or world war 1"
High school history class
World War 3, obviously
@@thegreatlordcthulhu9852 Nah man, its gotta be World War Z
How TF can they even get through basic math classes if they can't fucking count?
*hold up*
@@Molten2004 no it's World War 5
“Wait, so Brazil is an actual place?”
“There’s this state that sounds like ‘you’re a gay’” (He’s talking about Uruguay, the COUNTRY in South America.
(Answering the teacher’s question to how many continents there are, in a high school science class): “Uh, 11, right?”
Mmmm, my poor Brazilian heart....
Tbf, Urugay is a state too. All countries that aren't a federation are composed of only 1 state and are usually referred as "The state of X".
I know that Uruguay was once part of the Brazilian Empire as Cisplatina; but goddamnit that was centuries ago.
Also, how does this person don't know that Brazil is an actual place? We're the 5th biggest country in territory and currently the 6th in population. Jesus, it's not like we are a minuscule forgotten country hidden somewhere between Europe and Asia.
Homer: Look at this country, *u r gay* Hahaha!
No, Brazil is not an actual place. I live in the void😂
"Chinese payback for Pear Harbor" is now going into rotation for me.
jorayx because asia is a state in china in the continent of japan
Lol i dont get how people mix them up so much
@@buzzmas8068 and we assaulted the Chinese Naval base of Pearl Harbor during the Civil war in the year 1492. Never forget 😂
This thread hurts.
Geography and history isn't many people's strong point.
@@jonstfrancis I'm atrocious at both of those 😟
"Is it the same sun in Africa?" i almost died inside when i heard that in seventh grade >.
"wait Africa isn't a country" heard that one in 5th grade
No.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes!
@@heroofthe4-starmastersword526 I reported you for spreading fake news.
@@fnl90 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"If life in North Korea is so bad, who don't people just leave and go to other countries?" Asked by a student in Germany in 2018... who was part of an non profit organisation that strives to collect memories of people who lived in east Berlin during the segregation of Germany, and keeping those memories alive for future generations.
At least he asked
Oh yeah, you forgot to say; THE STUPID GOVERNMENT WONT LET THEM.
you mean division, not segregation.
Rewjik I’m pretty sure it’s the same thing. They are synonym lmao
@@docinabox258 well yes, but actually no.
"BTS members aren't Asian, they're Korean"
- Fangirl in my previous school
She a little confused but she got the spirit
*sigh*
This isn't that stupid considering that calling this vast group all Asians. To me, Koreans and Japanese people look way different
@@JordanISmith umm....
U know that Korean and Japanese are both part of asia😑
@@hassanalmansory2195 Yeah. That doesn't mean they all look alike.
“What does radius have to do with diameter?” -Girls in precalc class, junior year
how old are juniors?
candyy n. Around 16, 17 mostly
@@buzzmas8068 that's me but I'm 12
David i only got a notification for your comment, but it didnt actually show up here... like i cant see it
Radius has to do with diameter because radius is exactly 1/2 of the diameter? They are essentially the same thing, a measure of the size of a circle. Just one is to the middle, one is from edge to edge
you probably don't know about "r", but you probably know a lot about "d"
,,Why is this English test written in English?" - Still makes me smile to this day.
Wertner Fabian well technically the Japanese English test is written in Japanese
@@desmondchew9789 wha
Sounds like
Why is this fish in the water
@@ZDXNeru or why are there birds in the sky
hmm what? why is the floor made out of floor?
Person that thought turning a monitor on and off reboots the computer: by their logic closing your eyes for one second is a faster way to get well rested than sleeping for 8 hours.
Calling the monitor the computer and the actual computer either the hard drive or the modem has been a thing for computer-illiterate people for quite a while now, sadly.
@@Ycekhold
.. and the same people likely call an Ethernet Terminal Adapter a modem.
@@Ycekhold Hold my iMac
@@Ycekhold I did not know the thing was a monitor and not a computer. Thanks! Might not remember though.”
@@Ycekhold Whats sad is its easy for us to take for granted that we know the difference.
Lowest common denominator seems to be getting lower for peoples intelligence.
Edit: Well more like easy to take for granted when you are smarter than many of the idiots out there.
"Romeo, Romeo, let down your hair"
-Some kid in my 9th grade English class
This is wrong on like..6 different levels
This is hilarious though. 🤣
Oops! 😆🤣xD
This is the only funny one so far xD
Which hair?
“There are only 23 hours and 56 minutes in a day” is technically correct: it’s called the sidereal day, and it’s why the position of stars appears to change on a day-to-day basis. Doesn’t have anything to do with local time though
And I find that joke quite funny though
Yeah, I knew this back in elementary because astronomy was the only interesting subject back then.
iirc that's why we have leap years. if not, i'm just a dumbass lol
@@lovelytigress227 no
@@lovelytigress227 well actually sorta, it’s related but no
“the earth is 2019 years old”
*those 6 words in a message made me reconsider breathing*
That's dumb and I'm a Christian.
@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 even Christians say at worst the earth is only 6000 years old you know there are people thinking it exist only since they were born?
@@feritperliare2890 huh we must have pop to existence yesterday
2019 is a number. Not a word
@@alphamoonman yes we know
“Wheat allergy isn’t real because wheat is in the Bible” “you can’t be allergic to something God told us to eat”. My head still hurts thinking about this.
I'm pretty sure God only said it's ALLOWED in the bible. Maybe even that it is common. But nothing explicitly says "Thou must eat wheat".
@@PanthereaLeonis *CONSUME*
Consume the wheat or God will consume you
My friend is baptist... and lactose and gluten intolerant
It seems that someone forgot that sin caused the world to become messed up, which is why allergy's happen. That and I've heard that improved cleanliness may be a cause.
I once had an argument with an ex friend bc she didn’t know that India is an Asian country. I couldn’t convince her, and when I would look it up on my phone she would say those pictures were fake and posted there by me to prove my “false” point. I gave up and let her have it. It made my brain hurt
Oh gosh... i hope ur fine. It hurts my head too.
@@user-cm9kj4rb8d im doing good thank you. She was always toxic. She stopped me in my tracks one time to tell me that she wishes that I was never born. I was like sheesh lady. She would only come up to me to say bad stuff about others and me. It was hopeless
@@keziahcadena2001 As an Indian this burns my heart.Bruh.Hope your still sane
People so stupid that the think they are smart. The most annoying type of stupid ._.
I gave up trying to explain this to people.
"What time does midnight mass start?" "24 hours? That's almost three days!" "But McNuggets don't come in half a dozen, just 6, 12, and 20!"
My sister. She is a less than subtle reminder that beauty fades, dumb is forever.
Good thing I'm both smart and pretty😭❤ The most lethal combination💅 You're just as beautiful too❤
"She is a less than subtle reminder that beauty fades, dumb is forever."
Damn.
@@geckogeico2212 How am I a spam bot? Lmao😂 I'm as real as real can be😘 There's videos on my channel, so you can't be saying I'm fake, hun💁
@@geckogeico2212 what's with your hatred towards pretty girls? Just becuase she is attractive doesnt mean she's a "bot" or that she isnt smart. you must really be insecure to the point where you have to bring down an attractive women. Pretty girls must not pay any attention to you. Sad.
@@fruitloop9369 White knight lmao she can speak for herself, in fact, she already has.
When an African Prince wants to send you millions.
Yes
Hey that’s not a joke, I became a millionaire that way 🤑
Apparently a lot of people have Nigerian uncles who are also princes despite Nigeria being a (very flawed) federal presidential republic. Also not to mention that it’s there uncle, and people who are significantly Caucasian and both of there parents are too and there grandparents, and despite all of this their uncle is somehow a Nigerian prince. If you aren’t Caucasian and have an African ancestry, it still isn’t possible especially if you don’t live in Nigeria or any of your relatives live in Nigeria. If you have Asian ancestry, it’s just as bad. You do not have a Nigerian prince uncle.
Funny thing, I actually knew a Nigerian man named Prince. Oddly he was not a scammer, nor rich, nor very materialistic.
Just send the prince $5,000. so he can ship a pallet load of currency to you. Makes sense, right?
“Can you say something in Chinese?”
It was asked 10 seconds after i said that i am Vietnamese
I don't see the problem here. It's like asking a spanish guy if he speaks portuguese, because it's close.
Tobias Brunner idk if you’re being serious but chinese and vietnamese are two different languages... idk how similar or not similar they are but i don’t think vietnamese people can speak chinese
@@simphobic1373 I meant geographically close. Lots of Germans speak French or dutch. Lots of italians speak German or spanish or french...
Like the americans who learn spanish because they're close to the border, and the cultures begin to mix. not a stupid question at all.
Tobias Brunner I can understand where you’re coming from, but the language system being completely different (Vietnamese using latin characters vs Chinese being ideogram-based), the unfortunate tension between Vietnam and China meaning rejection of each other’s influence, as well the casual stereotype that any Asian is automatically Chinese is what makes the “Say something in Chinese!” so frustratingly ignorant.
Yeah. As an English speaker I can easily speak and understand Old High German and Medieval Norse. I mean, close enough, right?
In the middle of biology class I heard a girl loudly exclaim "I thought a koala bear was a type of fish!" And was very shocked to find out what an actual koala was.
In an evolutionary sense, all tetrapod vertebrates are advanced lobefinned fish... but this isn't what she meant for sure xD
Lmao made my day, thanks for this gem
People like this are why the shampoo bottle has instructions
Here’s the two classics
“The earth is flat” and “Vaccines cause autism”
Did you know that moon landing was fake
@@nw3473 ha I was just kidding
Canada doesn’t exist
@@mothboi3262 Obama is white
ok im done Trump is a carrot
He said Russia is a continent, not a country.
“Well, I mean, I guess someone would commonly make that mistake with how large Russia is, but the problem is that you’re in 12th grade and we’re learning about Asia right now.”
RazerBandit when I was reading this i was like “oh ya how is this stupid”. “Oh wait hol up wtf”
Wait, is russia considered to be part of asia? That seems a little weird...
@@buzzmas8068 Unwanting to end up in this video, I asked my geography teacher where it is, and she said "It is part of both europe and asia" That seems even more weird.
@@Matthew-ne1xc Russian here, culturally we are much more European than Asian, but our own culture is so distinct that some people consider the Eastern Slavs (Russia, Ukraine, Belarus) their own thing.
@@georgiykireev9678 Interesting. Thank you, I always wondered.
Middle School
“Is Europe a country or a continent?”
“It’s a continent.”
“I thought there were only 7 continents!”
One girl on Facebook;
"How did [Artist that I can't remember] reach to be the 1st of more of 100 countries when there are only 7"
...................
"Why are you all so dumb? It's not continent, is condiment, like ketchup or mayonnaise🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒😒."
@@pandequeso I saw that as well
Adrián Soria I think my brain threw an exception reading that.
@@pandequeso NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every 420 seconds in africa, a minute passes
"UA-cam has music?!?!"
me and my brain died laughing my brain still hurts
If they were talking about the music app that can be excused
@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw they were talking about regular youtube
TRUE STORY
Girl at UCLA :What's the Pacific Ocean?
Professor :Do you mean where?
Girl at UCLA: No.
She was born and raised in California, and called all oceans "the beach".
Thanks now I have no braincells
@@thestrangeking3985 Eh I'm sure you're still better off than she is.
@@febreeziTV Very natural. Very blonde.
At least she had the sense to ask.
That has got to be the most Cali girl thing I have ever heard...
Something that happened in class yesterday:
Friend: What do bees eat?
Random Girl: They drink blood!!
Me: What the-
Friend: No they don't..?
Girl: Yes they do! They sting you to drink your blood!
Me: You know bees die when they sting you, right?
Girl: That can't be true!!
Friend: It is true..
Girl: Bees are stupid then! Why would they kill themselves?!
Me: Omg...
Bees are tiny terrorists.... Who knew 😏
bee's don't technically die when they sting you, they die trying to pull their stinger out, this is because human skin is pretty elastic.
thank you for coming to my tedtalk
@@jamestor6700 Thanks for the clarification! X'D
Kyle but,you still gotta agree with us the girl is stupid-beyond-believe
@@NepetasShippingWall1642 absolutely
“I didn’t know you could boil water!”
-A friend in Spanish class, whilst trying to think of a comeback
okay what- i have so many questions.. does that person not know the purpose of kettles? do they even know what kettles are? do they know you can put water in your microwave and after a while it will start boiling-
i am so done with this world-
@@thiswasposted120 me too
What..the.. I think i lost 30 braincells rn
@@thiswasposted120 you boil water in the microwave? What are you, heathen?
If someone said that I would strait up say are you fucking mental.
“What is the biggest planet in earth”
We were in year 7
Like you were 7 years old, or in seventh grade? Either way, that is extremely stupid
@@thegamingdino907 That's British that roughly corresponds to 7th grade
@@thegamingdino907 they'd be around 10 years old if I'm working out year groups right
*w h a t*
I thought 'planet' said 'plant' and i was confused on how that was a stupid question.
Girl- Why are so dark? You mom is white and your dad is black? So why are you so dark.
Me - Because I’m adopted.
Girl- but you are still dark and your mom is white
Me - because I am adopted. My mom is my adopted mom and my dad is my adopted dad.
Girl -so you don’t have parents? So where did you come from?
Me - from my birth mom..
Girl- But you said she wasn’t your mom.
Me - 😑
Girl - oh I get it now. Your a stem cell baby.
Me- *walks away*
omg I would have lost it at someone saying that to me. Good on you for walking away
I don’t think she knew what adoption was.
Samuel Jansen I was just literally thinking to myself this bitch is ignorant and so fucking stupid. I’m not going to play into her stupidity. Trust me I wanted to say something but it wasn’t worth it.
K1naku5ana3R1ka The worst part that is happened when I was in college... She was being very serious.
Sarah Rideout I dont think youre in college, no offense
Your grammar isnt that good, then again english might not be your first language
Idk why im going full detective mode
"I like science ...just as long it doesn't change anything"
-unknown Tech-priest
I am a scientist myself, I can confirm.
We just do the same experiments over and over to make sure that we are doing science without bothering anyone
Adrián Soria We do experiments repeatedly in order to verify previous results, or to make sure that you didn’t make a mistake or get unlucky the last time.
@@KnakuanaRka
That's true, but I'm not referring to that
When I saw that I was like "So, you don't like science at all"
“This is Chinese payback for Pearl Harbor.” I feel like I would say this just to mess with someone. I’m sure they were joking
Never doubt human stupidity
According to Bluto in "Animal House", it was the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor.
@@AtlantaTerry Forget it, he's rollng.
@Piotr B. "smiling at his own stupidity" gave it away
The only person who was dumb is the op not getting the joke lol
Last year I have a classmate who keeps on telling me Jesus is spelled as "Jesos", Mysterious is spelled as "Mesteryos" and Meadow is spelled as "Medow"
Now I see her on facebook telling that all boys are liars cheaters and crap.
We are in 8th grade.
[Maybe this can be a stupid comment, but here it is:
[The pronunciations sounds like Portuguese.]
@@forcaaereabrasileira5394 Nice speculation, but she's not Portuguese.
Maybe she is a mental hospital escapee or something.
What about people who use the present tense for something that happened last year?
She is from another dimension or insane
4 year old: "I forgot how to jump."
Reminds me of this one time where a kid said he couldn't use his imagination because he traded it for a chocolate bar.
@@jack_copperz that sounds like a something i maybe do as a child
@@jack_copperz my mom is going to love this 😂😂😂
When my voice first changed when I was a kid I couldn't scream as high-pitched as I used to, so 10 year old me thought I forgot how to scream
Simple: Jump
*Friend and I chatting about the new foreign exchange student*
Friend: “he’s from Belgium right? I talked to this guy in Russia who said he lived in Belgium”
Me: “so he moved from Russia to Belgium?”
Friend: “What? No.” *notices my confused face* “Belgium is in Russia right?”
Me: “You need to look at a map.”
this isn't exactly stupid it's just funny-
"you know bruno mars?"
"is that a type of chocolate?"
Yes, yes it is
@CIA BETA Wing knowledge and common sense aren't equivalent
Rolling Rocky360 I wouldn’t say knowing a singer is “common sense”
Reminds me of this (heard this somewhere, not from me)
"Do u know Eminem"
"Yeah, it tastes good"
"I mean the rapper"
"You eat the wrapper?!"
*YOO Anyone want a Bruno Mars bar?*
my math teacher: “what’s the largest continent?”
some boy in my class: “china.”
my teacher: “get out.”
EDIT: guys we were playing family feud after class, it was just one of the questions. no, my math teacher doesn't teach geography.
Math teacher teaches geography yes this big Real story for sure man
@@drag0n01 we were playing family fued... it was one of the questions
Well then that makes sense
@Honudes Gai yessir
What was your math teacher asking you geography questions for anyway? XD
“It’s fascinating. It’s fucking everything up”
My dad was stationed in Germany for 2 and a half years and when we came back to America and I was telling my new class mates that I lived in Germany for a whyle then one girl went "where you there during the Holocaust?"
Edit: Grammer
Nice
How old was she?
Hahahahahaaha
I’m from Texas, I moved to Florida when I was 10, I started my new school, and at lunch, when my new classmates heard I was from Texas they asked me the following.
“Did you live on a farm?”
“ Did you interact with Native American Indians?”
“ Did you ride horses?”
“ Is it just a giant desert place?”
“ Did you wear cowgirl clothes?”
@Princess Smiley Face Eh, but that’s in 5th grade. No adult thinks that... I hope. I’m from Texas too and it’s an extremely diverse place with a lot of desert, forestry, farmland, and city areas.
Went to a Barnes and Noble to find a book. I found a clerk and was waiting behind a guest he was already helping and overheard their convo.
Clerk: what can I find for you?
Customer: I'm looking for black books.
Clerks: I'm sorry? What books?
Customer: Black books. Books written by black people.
Clerk: Uhh...any particular author?
Customer: Black authors, black authors.
Clerk: Uh, our store is separated by genre, not race. Is it horror, biography...?
Customer: Ugh this place is terrible. *Storms off*
Me: Hi.
Clerk: hi
Me: I know the name of the book, author and genre that I'm looking for.
Clerk: Thank you, I'll be happy to help.
Fun Fact: The expression "Little Black Book" was for a long time used as a euphemism for a list of people you were dating.
The only way this person can be satisfied & truly helped is by asking a search engine.
"it's fascinating, it's fucking everything up"
Never have I related so much.
My own mother is once said that she thought that mental illness was the result of demonic influence/letting Satan into one's life.
My step dad had recently come clean about his own struggle with mental illness, so it was pretty baffling for me to hear her say that. And I can only imagine just how hurtful it must have been to my step dad.
I absolutely despise when people believe that, and even more when they force it on you. It's nothing short of moronic.
We need to normalize getting mental help
Mental health issues, satanic oppression, and demonic possession are very different things, even though they can appear the same at times. Nobody is a moron if they discuss them .
@@indrimza it is normal
The customer that said: "But will it increase my water bill if I get broadband?" wasn't exactly dumb when you realize he was playing along with the analogy, and was asking if it would cost more to make the switch.
Ik i just commented that before seeing yours. Turns out the person who commented that on reddit is the dumb one
@@bomoore9872 I’m pretty sure that they would have been able to tell if they were going along with the analogy
Kid at space camp: “You can drown in one atom of water. It’s enough to kill you”
But we drink water idiot.
What?
Bro, there are space camps? Where can I sign up?
Lol what makes me laugh is that water isn’t even an atom, it’s a molecule.
My father said it’s a teaspoon
"What do you mean the sun is a star? It's a planet!"
- a boy in my class, who also told me that i couldnt be a lesbian because how would i be able to breed?
Ok that's....really stupid haha
Same situation where my friend said that the Moon is a Star because it glow
The other friend be like "Actually no, the Moon is a planet"
.....
If you don't understand, then let me explain:
A Planet is "a celestial body moving in an elliptical orbit around a star."
The Moon, however spin around the Earth, which isn't a star. ( try saying it's a star to your parent, I'm sure they will check your head to see if there is anything wrong with it)
That's why the Moon is just a satellite.
It's worse when the stupidity comes from the teacher herself. You reminded me of an argument between a student and a teacher in my school in 7th grade. The teacher said there was a dark side of the sun. The kid would hear none of it, and was calling the teacher a dumbass. Oh if only that was in the days when it would have been recorded. Also, my 5th grade math teacher thought pi was EQUAL to 22 divided by 7 and asked me to figure out the first 20 digits of pi by long division of 22 and 7 and it was then up to me to give my idiotic math teacher a lesson on what a rational number is. Math teachers should have a degree in MATH, not a degree in education IMO.
Mom’s coworker: What’s your maiden name?
Mom: It’s always been Robinson (My dad has the same last name)
Coworker: Ohh... so you married your brother
Mom: No we just have the same last name by coincidence.
Coworker: Sooo... your cousin?
*Cough* that co-worker has incest kink *cough*
I mean, he could be a distant cousin. If we get technical, all humans are.
@@franciscoalejandro7567 you'd have to be super technical
@@thegreatlordcthulhu9852 yeah I know.
This makes me so unreasonably angry
I was telling this chick a mind trick, "you're the driver of a bus, 30 ppl get on, 20 ppl get off, what's the name of the bus driver."
I repeated it and said "YOU'RE the driver of a bus..."
And this chick say ten 😂
@ALEX HUANG she was 17 lol
Joshua Panackal he meant if the chick name is 10
30-20=10 she gave the right answer to the wrong question
"Alright Sally, there's a brother and a sister, the brother is 6 years old and the sister is half his age, the brother is now 70, how old is the sister?"
Sally: "Simple, she's 35"
Yep this is big brain time.
Jewtaro Bujo I don’t get it
Ungstree the sister was 3 because 6 divided by 2 is 3 so is 3 years younger so since the brother is 70, 70 minus 3 is 67
Weird phrasing; "the brother is 6" and "the brother is now 70" are mutually exclusive, especially when it also says "the sister is half his age". You can't put everything present tense in a question about change over time.
Took me a couple minutes, i read it as it is, so I kept wondering why 35 was wrong.
Then I realized it was a logic test, then I understood why I failed 90% of these in school. I have a literal mindset on occasions, so I read things like this and follow what it would mean if taken literally, I usually don't realize it's a logic question until later. Lmao
Hunter Middleton yeppers
My friend wrote "you'r"
Another friend said "what kind of shampoo did the Auschwitz prisoners use?"
I think they used Zyklon-B. Could be wrong tho
They used soap...
You'r friend is very dumb
I want to throw myself of a bridge after reading the second one.
Why would your friend ask that question?
"Are camels hooves made of wood?" --guy in history class
"Egypts down near Australia right?" --friend with a bad sense of geography
"Omg AC stands for air conditioner!" --me
Damn, and i thought AC stands for Armor Class (DnD), huehuehue
Well at least you're the smartest🤷♂️
Weird, I could've sworn it stood for Alternating Current.
@@Hexagonaldonut probably woosh to me but ac is alternating current when regarding mechanical stuff but like normally its air conditioner
@Sarbur Gideg that's what I meant but for some reason I couldn't think of the word
“That’s why you rotate your tires, so that they wear down evenly.”
_“Don’t you rotate your tires when you drive?”_
Why rotate your tires when your vehicle does it for you!
@@thegreatlordcthulhu9852 that's what the first person who made a car with an engine thought of
When I was a kid I legit thought that when you got your tires rotated they just put the car up on the lift and spun the wheels a bit
Its refering to takng the frount tires and the rear tires, and switching. Front left to rear left ect
Rainbow Apocalypse I thought the same thing as a kid 😂😂
"Nutritional value is a matter of opinion."
Said by a guy who is perfectly comfortable with eating a double quarter pounder, large fry, and large pop multiple times a week.
That's essentially just fat logic in general. There's a subreddit for that.
And that's how fat Albert became diabetes Albert
There's no way he's reaching 95 years old if he's living dumb like that.
I like my junk food, but...
@@whitekittyamberheart7241 a lot of people have junk food butt.
“If Cuba is 90 miles away from Florida, why don’t we swim there instead of paying money to go on a airplane there”
-Girl in My Middle School History Class
because you have to go through florida. as a florida resident do not come here
@@luisduque4355 I can tell that you wish you could move to California.
The furthest anyone has ever swam in the open sea was 225km so it's not exactly impossible per say...
I'll try and remember her suggestion the next time I'm planning a vacation to Havana 🙃
Maybe she was just a really good swimmer. Swam across the English channel and didn't find it CHALLENGING enough.
The computer reboot one hurt my soul
had a guy tell me I shouldn't use 2x8gb of ram, I should add a 4gb stick so windows can use the 4gb stick instead of one of the 8gb sticks, he sounded so confident with a condescending attitude like I was the moron
69th like
@@jamestor6700 My head feels like it's going to explode.
@@jamestor6700 I once told a guy to use Alt + F4 to shut down his PC faster. So he goes ahead and presses Alt + F letter key + 4 number key
@@lymie9155 the same guy told me I needed a new monitor because my graphics card was too powerful, he recommended a 1440p 144hz display...
I'm using a 1050 ti.
My current display is at 1080p and can go to 110hz from overclocking it, I don't need a new monitor
"I'm mature, I have a job" While he continues to whine about not getting his way and blames others for his problems. Hope he ends up reflecting on his life.
Person at my table group asked why I still had dirt on my hands while eating
They were freckles.
She went on a rant saying you can't have freckles on your hands
Well, where else are you supposed to have them?
@@thegreatlordcthulhu9852 Everywhere
@@Molten2004 Or anywhere, as I understand it.
Me: *Slowly looks at the moles all over my arms and hands*
Sullivan O'reily The face, i guess
Here is one I heard in class one time, “since fish are green does that mean they have chloroplast to?”. We joked about it for years
At least there was some sense to it.
too*
"This is Chinese payback for Pearl Harbor"
LoL, dead.
Adrian G. My hard drive had a shutdown at that 🤣
My brain has exploded from that.
* windows startup noise *
"How can you drink water, there's nothing in it."
["With my mouth?"]
No no no, I use my EYES
@@3ybh3lloll3hby3 WHAAAAAAAAT!?! No way! I thought everyone used their ears.
China should have never shipped those pearls to our harbor that day back in the 90s.
"Wait, did Titanic really exist?"
-Girl in my 7th grade history class
My 9 old brother: Who invented the money? Michael jackson?
Well, this is not so stupid, it's just funny XD
"That'll be 14 hee-hee bucks."
I once asked my 9 year old brother: When did Michael Jackson die?
He said: ummm.... 2018?
@@latcutm8051 haha XD
Well at least he's a kid but even for that age I think it's pretty stupid
"No that is not food chain. Food chain is a fish can have a thousand babys in one human only have one in one. That is food chain." - My father 2019
Go to McDonald's and buy him a happy meal. Maybe the "happiness" will add brain cells 😊
I can't help thinking he's referring his speech to spooge. Sorry, OP.
You eat the babies. That's why it's a food chain :D
I had a stroke while reading this
Let's hope the stupidity didn't transfer to you
There was this guy back in highschool who said he had a game on his Nintendo DS that, according to him, was developed in Adobe Flash.
He booted it up, and showed a few seconds of gameplay. "See?" he said. "See what?" I replied. "See? Sprites." He had honestly believed somehow that sprites only worked in Adobe Flash.
Delicious sprites
@@jeremypedersen6894 Whats sprites?
"It's fascinating, it's fucking everything up" my favorite quote
"What is the largest country in the United States?"
-Girl in my Geography Class
Equatorial guinea, obviously. Smh
/s
Man, can't wait to head to the country of Texas
Well I mean the UK is basically the US but they call states countrys.
Well the United States are a federation (at least by name) wich is basically a union of countries. State is just a synonym for country. So you're the idiot here.
The answer is Sheffield.
Only people who know Britain will understand me.
Girl in our class told our physics teacher that the atmosphere was glass and not air... She even argued with the teacher about it until she just decided to google it. She was wrong and started crying infront of our class. We were 15...
Bruh.
WHAT.
what cult is she in
At least she seemed to accept that she was previously wrong. Would have nice for her to learn it in a less emotionally traumatic way, but without more details I'm not sure how to go about that.
Someone in an actual cult would just continue to deny it irrationally.
Someone in my AP literature class asked me if England was in Germany. I didn't know how to respond, finally the person next to me said no, it's a different country. I literally had no answer, I was dumbfounded.
The Question of a Friend of mine ........ i still can't believe him
"Are Chicken, Birds Or Animals?" LIKE BRUH
Did you asnwered Dinosaurs?
Tell me, please.
I was friends with people (keyword was, they are assholes and really weird and I dissociated myself from them) who think Velociraptors are the same size that they are in Jurassic Park. I tried explaining to them that it _Velociraptor mongoliensis_ was small but they said paleontologists found fossils of big Velociraptors. I told them those were Deinonychus, Utahraptor, and Dakotaraptor. When I asked them about the famous fighting dinosaurs fossil where it showed a grown Velociraptor fighting a Protoceratops, they said that it was a “baby practicing hunting.” Yeah, no. A baby would’ve been killed by a Protoceratops and it’s large dagger toe would not have been as large as it is.
@@lyly_lei_leiSthu. Just because they believe something, that doesn't mean they're assholes.
@@cogscientist1177 you could be in this video
Yes
"5G causes cancer!"
"5G caused Coronavirus!"
These are the two I'm dealing with most frequently right now.
It's _insane_ just how many Americans obviously slept through or failed high school science.
Yeah these people are the modern flat earthers
@@daniel_960_ problem is they are not like the flat earthers they look like normal people
Ikr! Just as stupid as those who believe in the Big Bang theory and we came from monkeys 🤦🏻♂️ nice to see some people have brains atleast. Just study some science!
@@sendit7922 can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
@@royal3809 you should know whether or not I’m being sarcastic. I’m not.
Me: If the internet is slow it’s because I’m downloading something on the pc right now.
Mum: Why didn’t you do that at our other house that has unlimited fast internet?
Me: Because it’s a desktop and its here at this house?
Mum: And? You still could have just downloaded it from there using the internet.
Me: .......... yeeeeaaah.
Mum was right. There is a way to do that with Windows Remote Services.
"What's the name of the capital city of Berlin?" -girl in my past class
We live in Germany!
Germanys capital city is Berlin!
*facepalm*
Wait, did you go to school on Bonn in 2015? Somebody said this in my class.
@@syn_watcher9498 No. I was in Adenau. But it was 2015 too...
@@REDFRLegend Right some shit's going on. I do live in the UK now, but to some people in my birth nation, just get it together before i die of the migraine these people are giving me gets to painful.
[My eyes.... someone take them off for me after that....]
“Go back to your country” -an American tourist visiting Canada.
I’m Canadian.
@KOSHERSALT idk
Secretly without anyone telling you, as a joke, all of Canada decided to cede the specific three meter area around you to America for the hour, just to mess with you.
While taking a high school science class, we were on the topic of ocean currents and the guy next to me had a theory. He said that the ocean currents started because of Dinosaurs falling into the ocean. I thought he was just joking but he was super serious. He had some other theories, but sadly I never got to hear them lmao
"..... And get this man a brain...."
"Which is more important? Metal or Natural Resources?"
"Metal."
Mom pick me up im scared your name matches this comment perfectly
Bruh What
He meant the genre
apparently people started saying “nine one one” instead of “nine eleven” because people couldn’t find the “eleven” button on the phone
I heard that also, and to think these people actually vote for the President and other high offices.
oh jeez... i am scared for the future of this planet
@@larryprice1168 and that's how we wound up with a literal dumbass for a president.
"Emergency numbers changed their number to 911 because of what happened on 9/11."
I swear, I heard this shit before.
@@Rosales3269 are you really fucking trying to start shit
I told this one girl that I'm introverted and don't usually leave my house often. She then said I was homophobic, as in, she thought I was afraid of leaving home.
Wait till she realizes that transphobic doesnt mean you hate transformers
The funny thing is there actually are stars that sort of "spotlight" a cone of much brighter emission around. Neutron stars. I don't think you want to be caught in the cone of one of those, though. You'd get 27 kinds of cancer bundled free with your tan.
And the Problem is, this ray is travelling faster than the speed of light. So the moment we see a bright light in the sky, we're already dead. (Insert Fist of the North Star quote here.)
Omae wa mo shindeiru
Bereaver1989 faster than the speed of light? Nothing can go faster than light speed.
@@joaquinalmekinders Its proven its travelling atleast closely at the speed of light. So it basicly hits us the same time we see it.
@@Bereaver1989 Well, it's gamma rays. Gamma rays are a type of light wave.
Not even 20 seconds in, and I already wanna faceplam so hard, it goes through my head, and it collapses into a black hole...
I haven't even watched it yet
The comments are really interesting but it makes my brain slœwłý đřīfţ æpåřť ïňťø òbľîvįøņ
“If you’re white you can’t speak Spanish”
Are you familiar with the entire country of Spain?
Bruh was that from a tumblr post? Because I saw one on there
Maybe... Mari R.S
@@endergirl1421 I saw it on a cultural appropriation is bs post
Uh, if that's true, then who wrote Don Quixote?
Miguel de Cervantes axenledgie
Also did you not read the last part of my comment
I work in a kitchen at a college, i was once asked by an 17-18 year old girl "is a chicken a bird?" I replied "umm...yes?", she replied "oh, i thought it was like an ostrich"
"How many pieces does your 20 piece wing pack come with?"
"do you want the pizza cut into 8 pieces or 12?"
"oh, 8 i couldn't possibly eat 12!"
[facepalm]
23, obviously
9!
Don't cut it at all! Disgusting.
> I own the 1st Ipad
That officially means he/she isnt qualified to use any electronic device, not just a PC
I overheard my house mate discussing religion with one of her girlfriends and she said " I'm Catholic , I dont read the Bible..... just the Old Testament and the New Testament " .
Hurts
In all honesty she probably only skims through. No actual reading. So she's probably right... Kinda
They are different things technically. The king James bible which everyone refers to as the bible is a book of many different books. Including the new testament.
@@domino52o26 And the phrase "The Bible" refers to all of them as a collective, making this distinction meaningless
Why
My GF is a pearl for those! She once looked at a maple tree, asking how we take maple syrup out of them. She genuinely didn't know, so I explain to her that they drill a hole so that "maple water" drips out into a bucket, then gets refined into maple syrup after harvest. She looks up and down the tree and says "okay but what about the pipes to bring the sap down? How do they put these inside the trees?"
I just looked at her, making a face that said "Are you really asking this??" she then realized how little sense it made, pouted and sheepishly said "nevermind, I get it..." we still laugh about it sometimes 😂