Responding to Sargon of Akkad

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  • @DOKTORPUSZ
    @DOKTORPUSZ 2 роки тому +3272

    The biggest mistake Hardon of Akkad made is thinking Erik is a tomato when anyone who has done their research would know he's a pineapple.

    • @nickmccabe2327
      @nickmccabe2327 2 роки тому +38

      Tah-mah-toe

    • @HeriEystberg
      @HeriEystberg 2 роки тому +70

      Hardon of Akokk.

    • @sunioc
      @sunioc 2 роки тому +50

      The biggest mistake Sarlacc of Ohgod made was starting a UA-cam channel

    • @GikamesShadow
      @GikamesShadow 2 роки тому

      He is clearly an orange you donut

    • @Yoursoulsucks
      @Yoursoulsucks 2 роки тому

      666 likes sweaty thigh of Satan

  • @czarsalesman4883
    @czarsalesman4883 2 роки тому +6318

    The fact Erik made us watch this much of Sargon is a warcrime.

    • @nrok113
      @nrok113 2 роки тому +318

      I'm almost 9 minutes into the video and had to take a break into the comments

    • @Ohnobroo
      @Ohnobroo 2 роки тому +29

      Agreed.

    • @10DollarProductions
      @10DollarProductions 2 роки тому +172

      @@nrok113 Lmao same here, I had to stop at 5 minutes. This man is going to really break down a video seriously where Erik is surrounded by McDonalds. The dude who brought us Todd Clorox and Holiday Fart Cruise. Fucking hell man.

    • @Dingdong16756
      @Dingdong16756 2 роки тому

      @nrok113 same

    • @spyderf16
      @spyderf16 2 роки тому +9

      I only made it like 3.

  • @xErr0r98
    @xErr0r98 2 роки тому +3386

    Sargon pretending to be smart vs Erik pretending to be dumb, what a matchup lmao

    • @ThrashCommander
      @ThrashCommander 2 роки тому +194

      that pretty much just sums up this entire video can we boost this comment?

    • @Cheddar_Wizard
      @Cheddar_Wizard 2 роки тому +78

      Criminally underrated. Straight felonious that this isn't up top.

    • @killroy135
      @killroy135 2 роки тому +35

      That is an apt assessment.

    • @seventeenseventythirteen7465
      @seventeenseventythirteen7465 2 роки тому +2

      No matter how hard Erik tries, no matter how well he succeeds at it, no matter how good Erik is at playing a stupid character. He will still never be able to be as dumb as Sargon when he's trying his hardest to be smart.

    • @shellyswanner3069
      @shellyswanner3069 2 роки тому +14

      PERFECT

  • @Ndanielb1
    @Ndanielb1 2 роки тому +1095

    Watching Sargon go after Erik is like watching a drunk fight a scarecrow and lose.

    • @spap6407
      @spap6407 3 місяці тому +17

      That's a false allegory because if anyone is drunk, it's Erik

    • @andythedishwasher1117
      @andythedishwasher1117 3 місяці тому +1

      I love how I'm the 900th person to like this but the first to comment on it. Some comments speak for themselves. Seems like all of them probably should, but then conversation might become difficult.

    • @JamieSandel
      @JamieSandel Місяць тому

      I literally am laughing out loud

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 26 днів тому

      Tolkien still envisioned his world having races. Making every place look like downtown L.A. just ruins the immersion and also the scale of the world. It doesn't really look like you are in a different place because guess what? All places have the same mixtures of races. Neither Sargon nor other critics think that there shouldn't be black people but that it should convey the scale and the different races and places. I mean in the new season of Rings of Power they had the opportunity to make the bad wizard an Arab or something similar and of all people they cast a white actor??? These people I tell you. You are just making the same tired excuses that tells these people that the slop they produce is acceptable. It's not. It's obviously woke garbage. One of the biggest problems is that they write women like they write men. Apparently Hollywood thinks that femininity is inherently less desirable for their heroines. Especially when you cast someone that light and not physically imposing you really can see how accomodating the stuntmen are. All fight scenes just look like stuntmen fighting themselves. You can't simulate bodyweight and strenght when you are throwing people around. It becomes very obvious and breaks the illusion. Apart from that the dialogue is just atrocious.

    • @ldunnoknow
      @ldunnoknow 21 день тому +2

      @@EbonyPope Holy Yap take your med grandpa

  • @tubbstubbs.5311
    @tubbstubbs.5311 2 роки тому +1882

    It is actually incredible how long Sargon can talk without saying anything

    • @BreadAccountant
      @BreadAccountant Рік тому +108

      It makes sense why he ran for parliament

    • @gabeparks8173
      @gabeparks8173 Рік тому +110

      That's all pseudointellectuals can do

    • @lazerhosen
      @lazerhosen Рік тому +60

      Jordon Peterson levels of word salad.

    • @lazerhosen
      @lazerhosen Рік тому

      @Repo Man If by "meaning" you are implying his underlying ass-backwards, conservative-Christo-fascist "morals" disguising an underlying misogyny and bigotry, you are correct.
      And please, Peterson couldn't even read the abstract of a research paper on lobsters correctly and then built his whole philosophy on hierarchy around his false conclusions based on his non-understanding of how hormones work on invertebrates. I don't see how anyone can take someone seriously who fails on the most basic levels to see how the real world works.
      Sorry, your hero sucks. He can't even clean his own proverbial room dude.

    • @Nefville
      @Nefville Рік тому +97

      I thought Sargon had a very multifaceted and intricate interplay of contextual parameters within the complex tapestry of interconnectivity yielding a profound confluence of emergent synergies, paving the way for an unprecedented epistemological paradigm shift. By transcending traditional boundaries and harnessing the inexorable forces of ontological dynamism, Sargon embarked upon a journey of relentless exploration and boundless possibilities, unraveling the enigmatic intricacies of the social fabric. In this ethereal realm of intellectual discourse, Sargon's cognitive prowess converges with the ineffable mysteries of the universe, guiding us towards an elusive crescendo of profound wisdom and inscrutable enlightenment. And stuff.

  • @DagonExcelstraun
    @DagonExcelstraun 2 роки тому +785

    Sargon telling Erik to consider authorial intent while never considering Erik's authorial intent is peak Sargon

    • @comhalain
      @comhalain 2 роки тому +44

      This is the comment I was looking for

    • @GleeChan
      @GleeChan 2 роки тому +27

      @UCHjzaRUzZ4Q8-pTYsKyHfaA It's fine to disagree with Erik on something, but at least disagree with the things he says.

    • @kalackninja
      @kalackninja 2 роки тому +14

      @@GleeChan this... i was really saddens by some of ericks responses as they were at times disingenuous which is unnecessary as sargons points are so bad and drawn out at times. at no point does that idiot even consider that eric might be playing things up for humor

    • @OberynTheRedViper
      @OberynTheRedViper 2 роки тому +5

      And Aragon doesn’t even understand “death of the author”

    • @LordRykard9376
      @LordRykard9376 2 роки тому

      @@kalackninja playing up for humor...
      you mean Eric is wrong, doesn't have an argument and when confronted on it, is "just joking."

  • @ninjabreadman911
    @ninjabreadman911 2 роки тому +2436

    You have to really appreciate just how concise Sargon is with his points. He truly is a hero for packing that entire five minute video into only roughly 45 minutes.

    • @jackvernian7779
      @jackvernian7779 2 роки тому +174

      more important for him to look smart rather than communicate efficiently. Gotta stroke his wounded ego.

    • @camiblack1
      @camiblack1 2 роки тому +85

      @@jackvernian7779 It seems to be a British UA-camr who Sniffs their Own Farts thing.

    • @WesTV
      @WesTV 2 роки тому +4

      great comment

    • @JethroTClampet
      @JethroTClampet 2 роки тому +45

      Skip to any point of when Sargon is talking, and you'll pretty much hear the same keys words

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 2 роки тому +1

      Long Man Bad.

  • @necro-esque666
    @necro-esque666 2 роки тому +3238

    “We don’t have hundreds of years of racial slavery” is one hell of a take from from a Brit

    • @staceyboomboom8031
      @staceyboomboom8031 Рік тому +169

      He didn't finish school....now hates school ... 😂

    • @CampElek
      @CampElek Рік тому +231

      Best part is, he is constantly bringing up colonisation and THEN he says that shit hehe

    • @darkfoxxbunyip
      @darkfoxxbunyip Рік тому +7

      Yeah, if you take that completely out of context, it sounds bad. But you have to take it out of context for that, it's a requirement. Can't you make a point about the whole argument that is sentence was a part of, in context?
      Oh well, silly question. I apologize.

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm Рік тому +209

      @@darkfoxxbunyip It sounds bad in context, wdym

    • @darkfoxxbunyip
      @darkfoxxbunyip Рік тому +7

      @@nate_storm Does it? What exactly makes it sound bad to you? Exactly? To start with, try to accurately represent Sargon's words, people here in the comments and the guy in this video, haven't done such sofar.

  • @briangrant4194
    @briangrant4194 2 роки тому +1612

    As an Irish person I really like how he insinuates that the English have nothing to be guilty about in the same vein as American slavery

    • @NoPrefect
      @NoPrefect 2 роки тому +193

      It's fucking hilarious. "We learned it from you, Dad!"

    • @GamingintheAM0801
      @GamingintheAM0801 2 роки тому +74

      He literally says that American mindset is because of our history of colonization. Like... bitch, you're *British.* You colonized half the world.

    • @daspooperidunncurr8379
      @daspooperidunncurr8379 2 роки тому +8

      If you had the luck of the irish, you'd wish you was bri'ish instead.

    • @skwydzee2716
      @skwydzee2716 2 роки тому +63

      This comment is like picking up a 2x damage multiplier during Sargon's already hilarious self-own streak.

    • @sparxskywriter2589
      @sparxskywriter2589 2 роки тому +3

      So you're implying that the Irish are equally as oppressed as Africans?

  • @symbolsarenotreality4595
    @symbolsarenotreality4595 2 роки тому +1401

    Listening to Sargon is like hearing someone read the dictionary from beginning to end and then whinging that it had no actual story.

    • @TitanMcBeardy
      @TitanMcBeardy 2 роки тому +37

      This comment is fucking gold

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 2 роки тому +24

      But as this is Carl Benjamin, he would only read the letters and then base his conclusions on them….

    • @panameadeplm
      @panameadeplm 2 роки тому

      @@TitanMcBeardy what does it mean, though?

    • @l3ete1geuse
      @l3ete1geuse 2 роки тому +5

      Me when Sargon talks. "Zzzzzzz ZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzz"

    • @aaronwhite1786
      @aaronwhite1786 2 роки тому +31

      @@panameadeplm I read it as Sargon says a lot of words without actually saying anything of meaning. He rambles and rambles, throwing in buzzwords like leftists or SJW's but never actually makes points.

  • @DoritoJoseph
    @DoritoJoseph 2 роки тому +7712

    This man committed one of the classic blunders: he took Erik seriously.

    • @ElessarGl
      @ElessarGl 2 роки тому +299

      The type of guy who thinks all of us bounce on our boys dicks all night ironically, instead of the love and care that goes behind the act itself.

    • @wokeil
      @wokeil 2 роки тому +268

      @@ElessarGl We don't bounce. We gyrate

    • @_____Astral_____
      @_____Astral_____ 2 роки тому +183

      @@wokeil I, personally, vibrate

    • @EmanGameplay
      @EmanGameplay 2 роки тому +73

      The "its a comedy show" defense is a very very weak one if you're going to accuse people of being fascists.

    • @President-JonSnow.Malkowich
      @President-JonSnow.Malkowich 2 роки тому +109

      @@_____Astral_____ I for one prefer moving up and down like a rollercoaster.

  • @SupercoolRadicool
    @SupercoolRadicool Рік тому +844

    It feels like my head is a water melon and every second Sargon of Akkad speaks it’s just another rubber-band being tied around my head

    • @benq9409
      @benq9409 Рік тому +29

      That's incredibly true

    • @nunyabizniz1983
      @nunyabizniz1983 Рік тому +18

      This is a very accurate description lol 😂

    • @alistairbuckfast9546
      @alistairbuckfast9546 Рік тому +1

      it's so weird to get out of your echo chamber amirite😂😂😂😂😂

    • @insidevoices6003
      @insidevoices6003 Рік тому

      ​@@alistairbuckfast9546 I put my baby in an echo chamber and it died

    • @qlitch
      @qlitch Рік тому +41

      @@alistairbuckfast9546 he just keeps droning and droning and droning on jesus christ its unbearable to listen to 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gobblegobble831
    @gobblegobble831 2 роки тому +2618

    Yo for anybody struggling to get through the first 10 minutes, sargon essentially turns into a white noise machine around the 20 minute mark. If you can force yourself thru the first little bit your brain corrects itself and starts to glaze over when his voice starts back up. It gets easier with time!

    • @adamschofield1887
      @adamschofield1887 2 роки тому +105

      Ty for the encouragement

    • @MattyConks
      @MattyConks 2 роки тому +205

      So that's what that feeling was. I thought my brain was going numb.

    • @joshuadowdle9691
      @joshuadowdle9691 2 роки тому +54

      Thank you for the reassurance. I don't know if I want to get used to him though. Will it wear off?

    • @bopsa
      @bopsa 2 роки тому +83

      @@joshuadowdle9691 I don't know. I've started drooling and can't stop. I hope it goes away.

    • @hahaisntitfunny5579
      @hahaisntitfunny5579 2 роки тому +65

      You KNOW you're a good political figure if your audience has to mentally tune you out just to watch you! That's high progress!

  • @CaptainSauce
    @CaptainSauce 2 роки тому +15864

    I can't wait for his next stream where he spends 57 minutes questioning the medical credentials of Dr. Dewormer.

    • @RirtyDascal
      @RirtyDascal 2 роки тому +412

      He better not!!!

    • @dollartooth5616
      @dollartooth5616 2 роки тому +394

      He'd have Ted Clorox on as a legit guest.

    • @vetromille00
      @vetromille00 2 роки тому +67

      Maybe sargon can drift an hypotesis to where the hat went

    • @lozeldatkm
      @lozeldatkm 2 роки тому +146

      I'm beginning to think Todd Clorox might not be a licensed dietician...

    • @SeverelyGlitchy
      @SeverelyGlitchy 2 роки тому +12

      Hahahaha! Nice one, sauce. Also, didn't know you were a fan of erik's.

  • @YourHomieJC
    @YourHomieJC 2 роки тому +3533

    Sargon is incredibly skilled, I have never heard a person who's speech can turn into white noise in such a short amount of time. Incredible

    • @iantonelli2788
      @iantonelli2788 2 роки тому +262

      Thank god for the comment section, allows me to get info while some droning person talks in the background

    • @TinaGunnarsson
      @TinaGunnarsson 2 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @karlmarx7511
      @karlmarx7511 2 роки тому +96

      I wrote das kapital and this lecture was more drawn out than that alone.

    • @b_28282
      @b_28282 2 роки тому +102

      It's amazing, I literally cannot pay attention to him for more than 30 seconds. Not that he's conveying any information anyway.

    • @vinnyc365
      @vinnyc365 2 роки тому +25

      The fuck is he skilled at, speaking while having a stoke?

  • @buriedstpatrick2294
    @buriedstpatrick2294 11 місяців тому +251

    My contact at the CIA just informed me they're switching out waterboarding for ten hour videos of Sargon failing to understand art.

    • @DrippyWaffler
      @DrippyWaffler 4 місяці тому +17

      Does the CIA just not care about the Geneva Convention???

    • @FragmentedLore
      @FragmentedLore 3 місяці тому

      Please just waterboard me.

    • @erickliban2
      @erickliban2 Місяць тому

      Damn, did the CIA download all his old videos. Tried to find this one and the globalists must have removed it

    • @DrHotWarLove
      @DrHotWarLove 10 днів тому

      Bastards!

  • @adammaher403
    @adammaher403 2 роки тому +867

    26:44 "I can't be racist! I *don't* have black friends!"
    I'll admit, that's a new one. Never heard that one before.

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 2 роки тому +26

      LMAOOO

    • @angryretailbanker5103
      @angryretailbanker5103 2 роки тому +43

      Diversity of arguments, indeed.

    • @lennartvandorp2610
      @lennartvandorp2610 2 роки тому +88

      Yeah I think that was the dumbest part of this rant.
      "You know where there's the least amount of racism? All white rural towns."

    • @brushwagg7735
      @brushwagg7735 2 роки тому

      @@lennartvandorp2610
      As a someone living in Maine, “white people who have never seen a black person can’t be racist” is not how things work.

    • @7000_Skeletons
      @7000_Skeletons 2 роки тому

      M9 the only time you can be a racism is if black man do a bad to you in real life IRL

  • @treyhaur
    @treyhaur 2 роки тому +3588

    I’m just happy I got to see a British man complaining about being colonized

    • @sprtrnds7880
      @sprtrnds7880 2 роки тому +65

      Lmao

    • @blackknightjack3850
      @blackknightjack3850 2 роки тому +223

      Sargon's trying to flip around SJW arguments on the supposed SJWs unaware that this not only makes him look very fragile, but very stupid as well.

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 2 роки тому

      That's what they're doing when they complain about mass immigration

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 2 роки тому +25

      @horriblepancake I mean his real name is but his moniker is some Akkadian emperor

    • @koripto5192
      @koripto5192 2 роки тому +2

      @@blackknightjack3850
      oh no he's trying to flip around skeleton arguments!?

  • @vidkidloserface
    @vidkidloserface 2 роки тому +1060

    Erik, I will never forgive you for tricking me into watching more than 1 min of Sargon.

    • @OwlbearEnjoyer
      @OwlbearEnjoyer 2 роки тому +33

      That’s the great thing. Sargon gets zero credit for it.

    • @JohnHazl
      @JohnHazl 2 роки тому +68

      Oh my god he's so boring. I'm 11 minutes in and the sum of his points could be made in 3 sentences

    • @vidkidloserface
      @vidkidloserface 2 роки тому +21

      @@OwlbearEnjoyer Yeah, but I also could have continued to watch zero of his content and kept those last 2 brain cells I had.
      Ending was worth it though.

    • @phangkuanhoong7967
      @phangkuanhoong7967 2 роки тому

      same.

    • @Lt.Commander_Data
      @Lt.Commander_Data 2 роки тому

      Beat me to this comment lmao

  • @jacob8949
    @jacob8949 Рік тому +555

    Fair point made by Sargon about suspension of disbelief. I mean... demigod wizards, rings that turn you invisible and sentient trees are all just part of the history and the culture of Britain. Putting anything we perceive as 'non-British' in there just completely spoils the brew.
    And it's not just about race, either. I mean, it's about the lengths the original cast and crew went to make Lord of the Rings feel authentically British. That's why it was filmed in New Zealand by a New Zealander, scored by a Canadian, produced by companies from New Zealand and USA, and featured prominent British actors like Viggo Mortensen, Liv Tyler, Elijah Wood and Sean Astin.
    So no, it's got nothing *whatsoever* to do with anti-black racism. It's all about preserving traditional British folklore, which as we all know was written in the 1950s by a bloke from South Africa.

    • @TheBrookeClevenger
      @TheBrookeClevenger Рік тому +37

      This is a comprehensive summary, thank you. :)

    • @antlerbraum2881
      @antlerbraum2881 Рік тому +6

      Lol

    • @sebastianlovenhjelm3100
      @sebastianlovenhjelm3100 Рік тому +11

      Man I always assumed Viggo was danish... and he's bloody American. 😮

    • @wasabij
      @wasabij 9 місяців тому +4

      JRR Tolkien, inventery of the suspension of disbelief genre i guess is bri'ish.

    • @arthurneddysmith
      @arthurneddysmith 8 місяців тому +4

      This is the response Sargon needs but will never hear.

  • @TheSkyHazCloudz
    @TheSkyHazCloudz 2 роки тому +2950

    Today I learned that racism doesn't exist outside of America. Thank you, Sargon!

    • @clarkfroelich1778
      @clarkfroelich1778 2 роки тому +142

      And that Europe had no role in creating race as a way of justifying slavery!

    • @duhbat104
      @duhbat104 2 роки тому +349

      @@clarkfroelich1778 And that Americans are the ones that colonize, which the British are clearly too far above doing that ever. How civilized they truly are.

    • @Jacob_Junge
      @Jacob_Junge 2 роки тому +69

      And there are no black people in Norway!

    • @k-dog6906
      @k-dog6906 2 роки тому +39

      Yeah, Germany the least racist nation in history

    • @Sumtimreh
      @Sumtimreh 2 роки тому +136

      And, like, South Africa I guess.. And some other places. But not the oLd WOrlD

  • @LordAJ12345
    @LordAJ12345 2 роки тому +958

    Sargon's ramblings could be sold as homeopathy considering how diluted his actual points are.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 2 роки тому +43

      God damn nicely done

    • @MiqelDotCom
      @MiqelDotCom 2 роки тому +16

      💥

    • @jondorr4011
      @jondorr4011 2 роки тому +21

      I'd say it should be sold as a sedative more than anything seeing as I nearly fell asleep multiple times listening to his crap

    • @nikkorocksalot5254
      @nikkorocksalot5254 2 роки тому +11

      This is the best comment I've read in a decade, easy

    • @slavexcalledxshiver
      @slavexcalledxshiver 2 роки тому +8

      Fucking killed it with this comment.

  • @Hymmerbot
    @Hymmerbot 2 роки тому +500

    Find someone who loves you as much as Sargon loves the sound of his own voice.

    • @storm7278
      @storm7278 2 роки тому +19

      That shit finna be hard asf, god dam! Give me a update if ya find one

    • @assboi
      @assboi 2 роки тому +3

      Not just his voice, he loves reading his tweets too.
      At one point, he created a Sargon Stan account that he fully operated, larping as his biggest fan. This man is big cringe soyboy energy.

    • @glormoparch5154
      @glormoparch5154 2 роки тому +2

      "American ideological colonization" can i have fries with that? This is going to be a long lecture

    • @david7522
      @david7522 2 роки тому +6

      This man desperately needs an editor

    • @vibedudey2k710
      @vibedudey2k710 2 роки тому +5

      He says so much, but isn't actually saying anything. It's genuinely impressive

  • @mtlewis973
    @mtlewis973 Рік тому +181

    sargon literally talking about wanting to escape into his fantasy of a world with no black people in it 😭😭😭😭

    • @combustbanx
      @combustbanx 6 місяців тому

      he lives in britain which is already a made up fantasy realm

  • @b-r-a-i-n-r-o-t
    @b-r-a-i-n-r-o-t 2 роки тому +572

    for a dude who spent 20 minutes talking about how the Old World doesn't care about skin color he sure is upset about an actor's skin color

    • @gilbes1139
      @gilbes1139 2 роки тому +90

      He also said that most of the Old World does not have a history of colonization. This British guy talking about a British author apparently has no concept of the history of England or the rest of Europe. He is a top tier incel.

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo 2 роки тому +2

      @@gilbes1139"incel" .....who is married with kids. Stop projecting

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs 2 роки тому +70

      @@herrikudo Incel is a state of mind. One you're probably very familiar with, hahah.

    • @usedcarsalesman6723
      @usedcarsalesman6723 2 роки тому +18

      @@herrikudo soygon defender spotted.

    • @Zom13y
      @Zom13y 2 роки тому +7

      @@herrikudo his kids?

  • @ohhadivist
    @ohhadivist 2 роки тому +444

    Sargon saying Europeans aren’t superior to other races and then his chat saying “uhhh yes they are” lmao

    • @mothmads
      @mothmads 3 місяці тому +35

      his entire chat repeatedly saying "kangz" does not help the point about being racially obsessed

  • @jincyquones
    @jincyquones 2 роки тому +4941

    I could barely stay awake watching this much Sargon of Akkad... so in a way, he actually *does* cure people of wokeness.

    • @hi_im_angie
      @hi_im_angie 2 роки тому +59

      😂😂😂

    • @seanmooney4113
      @seanmooney4113 2 роки тому +148

      Not going to lie, I am 100% going to steal this line and use it about Sargon in the future. Skooks, Thank you. Sincerly thank you. You improved my lexicon of insults.

    • @Ungtartog
      @Ungtartog 2 роки тому +28

      Profound af

    • @metalboob4595
      @metalboob4595 2 роки тому +9

      I chuckled

    • @VarmitCoyote
      @VarmitCoyote 2 роки тому +10

      *Chef's kiss* Excellent joke 🤣

  • @otsenrah
    @otsenrah 2 роки тому +108

    It took him 45 minutes to say he finds the aesthetic of black elves unappealing

    • @tomowens1571
      @tomowens1571 Рік тому +6

      Like mexican leprechauns

    • @combustbanx
      @combustbanx 6 місяців тому

      a lot of fascists like him base their worldview in appeals to disgust and ugliness

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 26 днів тому

      He said a lot more than that. But sure. That's all he said buddy. I'm a POC myself and I cringe so hard everytime people like Erik try to defend woke media. The ratings are in and there is nobody defending that slop anymore. Even the shills are admitting that series is horrible.

    • @mr.beagle1438
      @mr.beagle1438 7 днів тому

      ​@@EbonyPope Except its bad because it's bad, not because it has black elves

  • @jimbaler2365
    @jimbaler2365 2 роки тому +423

    Sargon legitimately sounds like you trained an A.I. on freshman level college textbooks, I have never heard a man say so many words that mean so little, it is kind of impressive in a way

    • @DefinitelyAPotato
      @DefinitelyAPotato 2 роки тому +31

      Don't forget to throw the names of some historical figures in there to make sure people know you're really smart!

    • @kgt94
      @kgt94 2 роки тому +18

      He has a British accent so he must be smart

    • @Extinctverse
      @Extinctverse 2 роки тому +4

      I seriously laughed my ass off when I read this comment.

    • @Nvenom8.
      @Nvenom8. 2 роки тому +6

      That is scarily accurate. It's like a Markov chain bot trained on sentences that a Philosophy 101 professor underlined in red on student essays.

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 2 роки тому +1

      He's had to train himself to pull his punches so he doesn't get banned again.

  • @slushpuppie19
    @slushpuppie19 2 роки тому +1696

    As an English person with hobbit ancestry I think it's really important to preserve history. Bravo Sargon, we're not racist for wanting to keep LOTR realistic and show hobbits as they actually were in real life. My Great-Great-Grandfather didn't die in the Seige of Gondor just to be portrayed by a brown person

    • @filthyshoggoth
      @filthyshoggoth 2 роки тому +134

      Stolen Valor! My cousin was at the Seige of Gondor, saw nary a Hobbit! I've searched the whole of Michel Delving, and find ZERO account of any such thing!

    • @TheNerevahkiin
      @TheNerevahkiin 2 роки тому +2

      We all know that you hobbits control the world in your secret cabal, keeping the ring for yourselves while pushing that “thrown into lava” propaganda. Dwarfanon will not be silenced!

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 2 роки тому +65

      @@filthyshoggoth that's because he was a very good hobbit. They're like ninjas that do hippy shit

    • @filthyshoggoth
      @filthyshoggoth 2 роки тому

      @@kimkillillasfuq8212 everybody knows foot hair only increases stealth if it grows on the BOTTOM of the foot.
      Another widespread fact about Hobbits in maritime is that they only guard larders and don't see combat on open fields!

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 2 роки тому +23

      @@filthyshoggoth again, he was exceptionally sneaky, all the hobbit warriors have never been seen because they're so good. The only thing that was ever able to kill one was a purple ork

  • @rationalraven8956
    @rationalraven8956 2 роки тому +1325

    Sargon: British people don’t care about skin colour, we just care about cultures
    Also Sargon: this actress who is British and plays a British character is distracting me with her black skin

    • @AtomicFlounder42
      @AtomicFlounder42 Рік тому +146

      Right this dude acts like European means white, and nothing else

    • @antlerbraum2881
      @antlerbraum2881 Рік тому +2

      Man thinks everyone who lives in Europe is a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant

    • @ra2enjoyer708
      @ra2enjoyer708 Рік тому

      So the brits were black all along?

    • @notenoughnite2602
      @notenoughnite2602 Рік тому +2

      Ooof

    • @UpsideDownCanoe
      @UpsideDownCanoe Рік тому

      ​@@AtomicFlounder42exactly, Italians are black af

  • @roundabout468
    @roundabout468 Рік тому +127

    My favorite part of this video is Sargon being "Me and the other people complaining about this aren't racist, idiot!" when if you just look to the right of the screen you can see Sargon's fans saying a lot of just straight up racist shit lol

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 26 днів тому +1

      Tolkien still envisioned his world having races. Making every place look like downtown L.A. just ruins the immersion and also the scale of the world. It doesn't really look like you are in a different place because guess what? All places have the same mixtures of races. Neither Sargon nor other critics think that there shouldn't be black people but that it should convey the scale and the different races and places. I mean in the new season of Rings of Power they had the opportunity to make the bad wizard an Arab or something similar and of all people they cast a white actor??? These people I tell you. You are just making the same tired excuses that tells these people that the slop they produce is acceptable. It's not. It's obviously woke garbage. One of the biggest problems is that they write women like they write men. Apparently Hollywood thinks that femininity is inherently less desirable for their heroines. Especially when you cast someone that light and not physically imposing you really can see how accomodating the stuntmen are. All fight scenes just look like stuntmen fighting themselves. You can't simulate bodyweight and strenght when you are throwing people around. It becomes very obvious and breaks the illusion. Apart from that the dialogue is just atrocious.

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 26 днів тому

      I'm a POC myself and I fail to see the racist part. Care to point it out?

    • @BlissfulAriana
      @BlissfulAriana 15 днів тому +1

      @@EbonyPope This ain't the brag you think it is my man.

  • @carbonio1450
    @carbonio1450 2 роки тому +792

    Oh my god, this is the longest I've been exposed to Sargon's insufferable rants in years, my body can't take it. But I kinda respect the sheer amount of words he uses to say nothing of substance at all

    • @charlesriley2717
      @charlesriley2717 2 роки тому +15

      Hahaha yeah he's a goofball

    • @billyouka448
      @billyouka448 2 роки тому +30

      Unfortunately he is what we call here in good old Blighty, a pseudo intellectual 🧐

    • @WHALEx3
      @WHALEx3 2 роки тому +24

      Bro, imagine how insufferable he’s going to be when he gets even older and his perception of time gets even WORSE.

    • @TrinketFairy
      @TrinketFairy 2 роки тому +12

      my brain feels so smooth after listening to him

    • @FreakAboutSims3
      @FreakAboutSims3 2 роки тому +8

      Soygon of Applebees.

  • @rayjaxstv
    @rayjaxstv 2 роки тому +884

    Erik has literally tear down a guy's entire argument just by playing his argument what an absolute Chad

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 2 роки тому +84

      It helps that Sargons entire argument is "I'm not a X, _you_ are!"

    • @2morrowillcome
      @2morrowillcome 2 роки тому +17

      @@potaterjim "no u"

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 роки тому +15

      I bet any amount of money Sargon has not seen even one single Lord of the Rings movie all the way through. Obviously 0 books.

    • @k.hindle4110
      @k.hindle4110 2 роки тому +36

      His entire argument is just “youre American so..” and then listing things that are incredibly British too. Slavery, black face, racism etc etc. To suggest these are American issues only is so weird and wrong

    • @l3ete1geuse
      @l3ete1geuse 2 роки тому +11

      Carl Benjamin drifts with his speech like a drunk drifts behind the wheel.

  • @offscreen4250
    @offscreen4250 2 роки тому +9092

    Pretty sure the part where you let sargon talk uninterrupted for several minutes could be legally considered torture but otherwise great reaction keep it up!

    • @CascadianRanger
      @CascadianRanger 2 роки тому +161

      It is the best way to show how dumb he is

    • @niropaxum958
      @niropaxum958 2 роки тому +15

      @@CascadianRanger You are prob realy smart

    • @sammyvincent9615
      @sammyvincent9615 2 роки тому +121

      @@CascadianRanger I think it's almost too respectful to give this dude like an hour long episode that's mostly him talking. Like, it's effectively the same video as Sargon's just on a different channel

    • @Pyrrhonian
      @Pyrrhonian 2 роки тому +306

      @@sammyvincent9615 ya but it's practically the only way to not have him cry about being taken out of context

    • @JD-xf5so
      @JD-xf5so 2 роки тому +4

      @@niropaxum958 same

  • @disarmyouwitha
    @disarmyouwitha 2 роки тому +128

    I'm honestly super proud that a conservative actually understood you were making fun of them in that video.

    • @aiocafea
      @aiocafea 28 днів тому

      i am at about the 13th minute mark and had to take a break here, i just want to say that if he does not show any of erik's clips or doesn't quote him in any capacity, i will 100% assume the short description that he gives his audience at the beginning was also what was described to him on twitter about it, and he never actually watched it

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 26 днів тому

      Except the jokes on him. Look at the atrocious ratings of the Rings of Power. Also most points were absolutely valid. Tolkien envisioned certain looks for his characters and it is more than disrespectful to just change everything. And in general there would be even a way to implement it. There is nothing wrong about making up new races and civilizations. But instead they make everything look like downtown L.A.

  • @KITTYclaws10
    @KITTYclaws10 2 роки тому +2619

    Absolutely stunned at Sargon's ability to say with a straight face "We don't have 400 years of racial slavery and the guilt that comes along with that" when the British played a massive role in the slave trade. Like is he intentionally ignoring Britain's brutal colonial history or is he just stupid. Can never tell.

    • @FractalSpiral1
      @FractalSpiral1 2 роки тому +124

      The answer is obviously both. Sargon is bad actor and an idiot.

    • @atti_tube
      @atti_tube 2 роки тому +20

      he's definitely just stupid

    • @rm-ky9bl
      @rm-ky9bl 2 роки тому +24

      i really think he's just that dumb.

    • @shadydragon22
      @shadydragon22 2 роки тому +88

      I was amazed by that line too but he topped it off when he said that the old world didn't care about skin color like, hun that's exactly when slavery and how slavery was invented lmao. It was literally people abusing the people of other races and cultures they went to war against or invaded their countries wtf was he on about with this part?! Even Arabs, Muslims and the oldest world did that, The bible talks about dark skinned slaves for fucksakes

    • @CBananaW
      @CBananaW 2 роки тому +120

      The answer is yes.

  • @DGol2015
    @DGol2015 2 роки тому +1126

    "Evil can never create. It can only comment on youtube videos" - JJ Tolkien

    • @page8301
      @page8301 2 роки тому +12

      British empire lasted centuries and the Roman empire a millenia, and they were not exactly "good".

    • @DanielStevenMusic
      @DanielStevenMusic 2 роки тому +28

      "Evil can never create. It can only comment on youtube videos" - JJ Tolkien

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian 2 роки тому +9

      @@page8301 they also weren’t entirely bad either. They’re complex, multiethnic empires, held together by a desire from the main central in group to control their resources through conquest and and oppression; and they also progressed and nurtured scientists who would push society forward immeasurably. Both have declined in status over a series of centuries, to other people groups becoming more equal with them. Roman expansion was halted by the Parthians, as well as the sheer size of their conquered lands, and the political chaos within Rome making that expansion and defense harder.

    • @davespanksalot8413
      @davespanksalot8413 2 роки тому +4

      Who is JJ Tolkien?

    • @VincentVonDudler
      @VincentVonDudler 2 роки тому +1

      Ok....but ironically or unironically?

  • @BeechcroftDowding
    @BeechcroftDowding 2 роки тому +537

    *rants for 50 minutes*
    "I don't care about it."
    What I love about Sargon is his consistency.

    • @theMyouknow
      @theMyouknow 2 роки тому +8

      He has zero consistency, and have no fucking clue to what he is talking about.

    • @Chopstewie
      @Chopstewie 2 роки тому +19

      10 Sargons of "I don't care"

    • @a.m.hofmeister725
      @a.m.hofmeister725 2 роки тому +35

      @@theMyouknow He consistently talks about nonsensical drivel, without aim or organization, and then caps it off with "I don't care about this". It's amazing how consistently unimportant he is, and how he speaks for 50 minutes and still says nothing.

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC 2 роки тому +9

      It's very common for this type of "commentary" to flit between lengthy biased dissection of tiny details of a 60-second trailer, to "hey, maybe I'm wrong, I hope it's good", to seething disgust expressed at the very existence of the show before it's aired, and then feigned apathy, and so on and so on.

    • @Li1t
      @Li1t 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@a.m.hofmeister725 I think he was purposefully not saying anything. If he said what he was actually thinking then he'd just start screaming into the mic about how much he hates black people

  • @justnorthofnormal2113
    @justnorthofnormal2113 Рік тому +153

    For a guy who claims to be opposed to racism, Sargon’s chat sure is full of a lot of I suppose ‘questionable characters’

    • @hurstiwursti
      @hurstiwursti 10 місяців тому

      I mean black people ruin the anesthetic for him, so that's that. The skin colour of the characters wasn't even relevant to the plot in any way so there really was the not seeing colour part he claims to be so relevant to european culture... So yeah he is racist but tries to act intellectual about it.

    • @gnickthegnome1981
      @gnickthegnome1981 8 місяців тому +13

      "I'm not racist" *gazes adoringly at an audience of thousands of blatant racists*

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz 3 місяці тому +1

      The greatest and funniest own EVER is NOT1 person in the comments is actually defending the actors or their brilliant roles in this monstrosity remake..lol

  • @ergodeus
    @ergodeus 2 роки тому +1263

    Love how Sargon speaks like he's the smartest guy in his village... How dare you say "1+1=2" without ever having read Principia Mathematica? Sargon is the kind of guy to read animal farm and say George Orwell was right wing. This guy will never shut up goddamn

    • @donnylurch4207
      @donnylurch4207 2 роки тому +206

      He literally thinks Starship Troopers portrays a great and based society, so that Animal Farm comment may not even be hyperbole.

    • @sillylittlemonkey7130
      @sillylittlemonkey7130 2 роки тому +78

      He doesn't even read half the shit he rants about

    • @thromboid
      @thromboid 2 роки тому +80

      :D Reminds me of Piers Morgan interviewing "Love Island" contestant Hayley Hughes, pointlessly name-dropping Stephen Hawking and asking if she knew Pythagoras's Theorem "to the nearest five decimal places", obviously confusing it with pi. And then getting it wrong at the third decimal place. The man is the walking embodiment of cringe.

    • @silvsilvsilv
      @silvsilvsilv 2 роки тому +69

      Holy shit, right? Like the part where he went on about how "they" (the woke mob) are supposedly very open and clear about their intentions, and then never actually explained what those intentions were.
      Gotta give him some credit for that, because by staying vague his audience will just fill in the blanks, because they want to think he agrees with their view.

    • @realperson6957
      @realperson6957 2 роки тому +47

      i have it on good authority that Carl can't read

  • @jasmama1977
    @jasmama1977 2 роки тому +816

    Erik-as a diligent student of yours ever since the salvia days, this is the first lesson to literally make me fall asleep in the middle of class, something I haven’t done since community college. Maybe in the future if I ever experience insomnia I’ll just head over to Sargon’s channel and get some much needed rest

    • @Jimbojanbo
      @Jimbojanbo 2 роки тому +63

      No don’t, you’ll have to deal with the Bad Take Bombs. Those make you rewind about 12 times to properly process a Bad Take so stupid. He also really likes chaining them together, stun-locking you from ever sleeping

    • @FreakynCheesy
      @FreakynCheesy 2 роки тому +19

      Do as you wish, but be warned we might have to terminate what wakes up

    • @peterobinson3678
      @peterobinson3678 2 роки тому +7

      Nah, stick to Knowledge Fight. at least Alex Jones is amusing...

    • @adamconover8950
      @adamconover8950 2 роки тому +4

      It's like if NewsMax was a bad audiobook

    • @isidroguzman9815
      @isidroguzman9815 2 роки тому +3

      I fell asleep so hard I can't even tell if I skipped parts of Sargon's litany, watched it, or finished it already

  • @DankoleClouds
    @DankoleClouds 2 роки тому +503

    There's just something about a British guy talking down to Americans about colonization that really tickles my pickle.

    • @sirkyoj1
      @sirkyoj1 2 роки тому +14

      Right? Hope India 🇮🇳 chimes in…

    • @lilfishnet9265
      @lilfishnet9265 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @micah4539
      @micah4539 2 роки тому +11

      Gets even better when you realize that America started as a collection of British colonies.

    • @DankoleClouds
      @DankoleClouds 2 роки тому +36

      @@micah4539 That’s literally the entire basis behind my comment. Lol

    • @guyinbluemediaserver941
      @guyinbluemediaserver941 2 роки тому +29

      As an Irish person, I was laughing my ass off at the balls for someone who repeatedly claimed to be a student of history going off on that tangent. Also for someone to be a history buff believing that Britain is somehow an all-white country and has been forever because I think he might have accidentally spilled tippex on his history textbooks

  • @cymk_is_stuck
    @cymk_is_stuck Рік тому +61

    the part where he says 'not all art is made for everyone art is exclusive and that's okay' and yet is upset that this piece of art isn't made for him 🤔

    • @transgenderbasketballplayer
      @transgenderbasketballplayer 9 місяців тому +7

      Straight up he's like "Its so insane, that some people would dislike art for a reason, and its so insane that nobody dislikes all the art I dislike."

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 26 днів тому

      The problem is the disrespect towards Tolkien. They completely rewrote things and not for the better. It is an abomination. The new season is one of themost boring things I have ever seen in my life.

  • @jazzy4830
    @jazzy4830 2 роки тому +606

    I'm sorry Eric, I've been a fan of this channel for years but I don't know if I can ever forgive you for making me watch a Sargon of Akkad video.

    • @jestenia590
      @jestenia590 2 роки тому +59

      Yeah! My frontal lobe’s collapsing in on itself listening to Sargon drone on and on, thanks a lot Eric. But for real, is Sargon getting paid by the word or something because Jesus Christ

    • @KumaKlaws
      @KumaKlaws 2 роки тому

      You know how you get water in your ears?

    • @KumaKlaws
      @KumaKlaws 2 роки тому

      It's shit. It's all shit

    • @KumaKlaws
      @KumaKlaws 2 роки тому +1

      In my ears

    • @2DRonaldo
      @2DRonaldo 2 роки тому

      @@jestenia590 He's already bought 17 US States with this one video alone.

  • @nickthemage2052
    @nickthemage2052 2 роки тому +2304

    Sargon saying England doesn’t have a history of colonization like the US does is the dumbest shit I’ve heard all day.

    • @anno-fw7xn
      @anno-fw7xn 2 роки тому +217

      Dont forget sargon is anazi.

    • @hellsingmongrel
      @hellsingmongrel 2 роки тому +32

      omfg, I haven't gotten to that point yet, did he REALLY?!? 😆 What a fuckin' chode

    • @soupernova1998
      @soupernova1998 2 роки тому +260

      "I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark."

    • @petezipardi4022
      @petezipardi4022 2 роки тому +48

      We were a British colony.

    • @wokeil
      @wokeil 2 роки тому +92

      Noo the old world doesn't see race

  • @danielmonks604
    @danielmonks604 2 роки тому +788

    By Sargon’s own logic, isn’t Peter Jackson’s LotR disgusting for casting multiple american actors in lead roles? If nationality is more important than skin color, shouldn’t he be furious about Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen?

    • @kalackninja
      @kalackninja 2 роки тому +8

      they weren't casted because they were white though. That is the the actual point.

    • @robertmartin6800
      @robertmartin6800 2 роки тому +5

      Americans weren't cast in LoTR to spite the Anglos, their casting probably had nothing to do with their ethnicity at all.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 2 роки тому +100

      Imagine being the bozos thinking poc were casted to spite "anglos"
      Pretty sure it was because of their acting skills and height. A true non racial approach to acting means you end up with a varied cast.

    • @robertmartin6800
      @robertmartin6800 2 роки тому +15

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 Nonsense, if they were going by skill, and completely ignoring skin color, ninety percent of the cast wouldn't be white. There are plenty of nonwhite actors in Hollywood who could have filled out the cast perfectly well but they only wound up casting a few, the production team was well aware that every single humanoid in Tolkien's work was canonically a pasty Anglo looking dude and they deliberately chose to race swap a handful of them for ideological reasons.
      I'm calling it spite because that's exactly how it would be perceived if it were the other way around.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 2 роки тому +55

      @@robertmartin6800 Okay fine ya got me with the "There would be even less white actors." Even less when you remove the nepotism that is rampant in Hollywood
      I still look forward to seeing more non white actors get a chance to flex their stuff.

  • @EamonElliott
    @EamonElliott 9 місяців тому +35

    "I don't agree with death of the author"
    -Sargon of Akkad while speaking on JRR Tolkein, a proponent of the death of the author

    • @Hostile_Design
      @Hostile_Design 7 місяців тому +8

      "I don't agree with death of the author."
      -Sargon of Akkad while speaking on JRR Tolkien, a super dead author.*
      😂

    • @MB-pf7gv
      @MB-pf7gv 3 дні тому

      Is that true?!?!?

    • @MB-pf7gv
      @MB-pf7gv 3 дні тому

      Is that true?!?!?

  • @maxwellfarquhar5750
    @maxwellfarquhar5750 2 роки тому +2288

    Sargon is so good at talking for so long while saying absolutely nothing of value, all the time. He’s uploaded a huge rant taking Erik’s video seriously and has just made himself look even more stupid than anyone else ever could

    • @anno-fw7xn
      @anno-fw7xn 2 роки тому +122

      pls dont foregt Sargon run for a far right party in the UK, he is somthing people fought in world war 2.

    • @EMcL88
      @EMcL88 2 роки тому +28

      Verbal diarrhea

    • @robharris5782
      @robharris5782 2 роки тому +108

      it's because Sargon of Akkad cannot maintain concentration for more than 1 Sargon length of time, which means he forgets what he said literally just seconds before.

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 2 роки тому +24

      He's like the anti woke "classical liberal" version of Pete Buttigieg in that way.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 2 роки тому +17

      Just another whiny friend of Dave Ruben.

  • @XdeadsoulXful
    @XdeadsoulXful 2 роки тому +1283

    Sargon made a lot of good points, unfortunately they were all against his own argument

    • @CBleys
      @CBleys 2 роки тому +8

      Fucking brilliant, XD

    • @mjf8897
      @mjf8897 2 роки тому +36

      once you identify content creators searching for content to create within the content they are creating - it drives you crazy.
      watch sargon milk every second out of every non-statement
      he even adds unnecessary words to pad the time of his videos.
      it's obvious AF

    • @notbot2648
      @notbot2648 2 роки тому +41

      Boy howdy, it's not often I get to hear someone blather on for that long throwing obviously bad argument after obviously bad argument and couching it all in what can only be described as word salad, but this was a rare gem. Contrary to his whining, taking him out of context is probably the only thing that could possibly help him sound like he made a point that supported his actual position.

    • @RevJR
      @RevJR 2 роки тому +3

      Shoe0nHead: Welcome to this edition of HellWorld, where everything's made up and Sargon dove right the flip off the deep end.

    • @jaybeemhardscrote7466
      @jaybeemhardscrote7466 2 роки тому

      Hahaa

  • @lykaiosisadora
    @lykaiosisadora 2 роки тому +525

    Damn. From what Sargon of Akkad has said it sounds like Amazon spent a lot of money producing a TV show based on a beautiful and rich literary series full of in depth world building and well thought out lore. Sargon of Akkad has really sold me on Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power releasing exclusively on Amazon Prime on September 2nd.

    • @ouiVEVO
      @ouiVEVO 2 роки тому +23

      YOU FORGOT THE ™ AT THE END OF Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power on Amazon ®️

    • @williwonti
      @williwonti 2 роки тому +7

      Actually they were only have the rights to a small chunk of story, which is why they're making up a bunch of woke filler while riding on the name Lord Of The Rings. Same old story really

    • @sethreynolds3885
      @sethreynolds3885 2 роки тому +1

      Lmfao so true

    • @jaybee27D
      @jaybee27D 2 роки тому +6

      I was trying to piece together Erik’s motivations for making this video throughout it, came up with a few theories. But a plausible one is that he literally just wanted to put the least amount of effort into holding Sargon’s attention for as long as possible to draw out the discussion, because he finds it extremely funny for all the people upset at the show to talk about it so much it gets popular.

    • @ambmamb8370
      @ambmamb8370 2 роки тому +1

      are you actually degenerate enough to watch amazon productions? CONSOOMER mode engaged

  • @PlatinumAltaria
    @PlatinumAltaria 10 місяців тому +25

    "Everyone in my book is the palest white. There are no black people in the entire world." - Tolkien apparently (can't find this quote anywhere but I guess Sargon did?)

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 8 місяців тому +8

      The title of the book is actually “Magical White People’s Fun Adventures, No Melanin Please,” not a lot of people know this.

    • @brittanykidwell9044
      @brittanykidwell9044 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ruthie8785thanks for the info 😂

  • @UberNoodle
    @UberNoodle 2 роки тому +722

    Far out. Sargon is definitely a "cure" for insomnia. It's ironic, considering how obsessed he is about woke people.

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens Рік тому +34

      I'm on a rewatch for exactly that reason. He's so grating, but his waffling turns to white noise in well less than a full sentence. And cos it's at low volume, I don't have to hear those weird, off-putting mouth sounds (lip-smacking, breathing, saliva, etc.).
      "It's about cultural sensitivity, Erik..."
      "That's me!"
      Classic.

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 Рік тому +10

      This comment needs more likes.

    • @johnnyviking8152
      @johnnyviking8152 Рік тому +7

      Very punny

    • @stickmastergib3665
      @stickmastergib3665 Рік тому +10

      Love that all you guys had the same experience 😂

    • @boggisthecat
      @boggisthecat Рік тому +14

      It’s how the British got an Empire. About an hour in to any meeting with local people they would have had their will to resist bled out through the power of this style of gormless twaddle.

  • @xAFallFarewellx
    @xAFallFarewellx 2 роки тому +2167

    Personally, I'm impressed with Sargon.
    He refrained from smelling his own farts for the entire stream.
    Can't say I shared the same restraint.

    • @kuibeiguahua
      @kuibeiguahua 2 роки тому +125

      How did you have access to his farts

    • @devilsoup3718
      @devilsoup3718 2 роки тому +28

      Definitely caught him sniffing some smelly wafts

    • @xDRAGONSHAGGERx
      @xDRAGONSHAGGERx 2 роки тому +5

      Praise the farts!

    • @banditkeef3864
      @banditkeef3864 2 роки тому +53

      @@kuibeiguahua he’s a tier 3 sub

    • @matthewstephenson5781
      @matthewstephenson5781 2 роки тому +46

      @@kuibeiguahua if you're on his patreon you get a jar of them every month

  • @silphcolapras2573
    @silphcolapras2573 2 роки тому +660

    Erik's got a point: the best way to show how fucking pointless Sargon's opinion is is just letting him speak.
    The sarcastic cut aways are just cherries on top

    • @McBenjiii
      @McBenjiii 2 роки тому +11

      Also, the cut offs underlines just how scatter-(I-hesitate-calling-it)-brained he actually is.

    • @mamayareborn
      @mamayareborn 2 роки тому +2

      I kinda disagree. Ended up just giving him a platform to exercise his rhetoric. He's very good at twisting and manipulating. He takes the very notion of not liking racism (a radical position apparently) and needs to spend 47 minutes trying to make it sound like it's coming from the real racists.
      He should have either ignored it or asked someone with a better sense of rhetoric to respond because the guy's spiel is rife with very simple stuff to pick apart.
      Though ultimately I guess that's not what Erik does, but if that's the case then perhaps basically reuploading him isn't the smartest thing either.

    • @ryan.1990
      @ryan.1990 2 роки тому

      @@mamayareborn I'm sure you can find some excuse for why Rings Of Power fails, despite most people apparently not sharing Carl's issue with what is obviously a cynical race baiting marketing tactic

    • @levantine1978
      @levantine1978 2 роки тому +23

      Erik trolled Sargon into rambling for god knows how long about absolutely nothing of value and it's hysterical. Sargon seems like the type of person who has always assumed he's the smartest in the room so he never actually learned anything. He's just SO SURE everything he says is right and valuable and says absolutely nothing.

    • @OrgaNik_Music
      @OrgaNik_Music 2 роки тому +18

      @@mamayareborn How, exactly, is he "very good at twisting and manipulating"? He rambled pointlessly for 40 minutes and I for one can't even remember a single thing he said.

  • @juice2090
    @juice2090 Рік тому +32

    This made me realize that no one loves hearing Sargon talk more than Sargon. And that sounding intelligent and knowledgable isn’t the same as being it.

  • @Jakuuu
    @Jakuuu 2 роки тому +752

    Seeing a British man complain SOOOO much about colonizing is pretty funny to me

    • @phd_gaming5010
      @phd_gaming5010 2 роки тому +58

      This.
      "Country with history of colonization" ...Where does US even comes from?

    • @bigstinkyfart3846
      @bigstinkyfart3846 2 роки тому +63

      I love how he pretends that Britain had nothing to do with the 3 million African slaves that were traded between British colonies.

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 2 роки тому +21

      @@bigstinkyfart3846 they just showed up. there was a portal in plymuth rock rock and they just kept falling out of it. rreally the slave ovwner s weere fdoing them a favor when you think aboutsd it

    • @thebasedgodmax1163
      @thebasedgodmax1163 2 роки тому +38

      @@bigstinkyfart3846 conservative British rhetoric. as a Brit myself I've found many many conservatives who love to ignore those things and say how great the empire was

    • @mojojoji5493
      @mojojoji5493 2 роки тому +3

      @Formally arma by being British or American you mean they pretty much did the same things I.e. slavery

  • @Travisious
    @Travisious 2 роки тому +1220

    Erik I love you, but asking me to listen to almost an hour of Soygon will make me suicidal

    • @Isaacandjed
      @Isaacandjed 2 роки тому +260

      this video becomes insanely funny once you realize hes just mimicking these guys and how they'll release long, unedited reaction videos that take way too long to say nothing. its a very very dry satire

    • @spencerdokes6056
      @spencerdokes6056 2 роки тому +20

      Ikr its like get to the fukin point dude

    • @BrunoTheWulf
      @BrunoTheWulf 2 роки тому +25

      @@Isaacandjed All right. I did need a bit of convincing.
      I'm going in.

    • @OfficialBiggBenn
      @OfficialBiggBenn 2 роки тому +22

      @@Isaacandjed When i saw the title and the length, I fully expected it to cut off after 5 minutes. Way underedited long worthless "response" videos were their bread and butter back in the day, but this is commitment to mimicking it.

    • @atlas1095
      @atlas1095 2 роки тому +7

      Double speed FTW

  • @scottg3192
    @scottg3192 2 роки тому +294

    Sargon of Akkad: It makes you look ignorant
    Also Sargon of Akkad: ONLY AMERICA HAD BLACK SLAVES

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому +47

      Did he realize England made slavery illegal like 40 years before Americans? And Americans were literally made of British people? How could a person forget that?

    • @juniperfox1064
      @juniperfox1064 2 роки тому +4

      frrr

    • @SinHurr
      @SinHurr 2 роки тому +3

      Glory to me, the 69th like

    • @addisengaudette1602
      @addisengaudette1602 2 роки тому +1

      @@SinHurr Glory, glory what a wonderful way to like.

    • @beardlyinteresting
      @beardlyinteresting 2 роки тому +14

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 Him throwing around the word colonization when he's from a historically colonization happy civilization. Or how he doesn't want to engage with the LOTR show then spends over 40 minutes talking about it, granted in the context of "debunking" Erik's video but still. I love how how this video roasts him and it's mostly his own words.

  • @Thehighdra42069
    @Thehighdra42069 Рік тому +44

    As a British citizen I apologise and denouce this man for attacking our god emperor Erik please Don't send anymore shirtless old men

  • @link670
    @link670 2 роки тому +217

    "I'm not racist, you're racist. So anyway, having a black person on screen is equivalent to leaving a Pepsi can in shot."

    • @deaddhianna
      @deaddhianna 2 роки тому +5

      This gave me a good chuckle.

    • @PipHalsey
      @PipHalsey 2 роки тому +25

      "Also, why have black people in this fictional world, when they can play as Zulu tribesmen."

    • @alessandrodonati7863
      @alessandrodonati7863 2 роки тому +10

      @@PipHalsey clearly we're not rational enough to understand this yet, I'm going to go listen to Soygon for another few hours until I begin bleeding from my ears and can ascend to being an intellectual of his caliber with my newly earned brain damage

  • @morkad
    @morkad 2 роки тому +354

    Wow Sargon has really mastered the art of alternating between being completely wrong and talking about nothing at all

    • @comhalain
      @comhalain 2 роки тому +29

      The fact that he starts by openly admitting knowing nothing about Erik then proceeding to judge a single piece of content at face value is that point being proven under 5 min (but the MLK comparison onwards is just madness)

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +3

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear mor

    • @Blackish1ntentx
      @Blackish1ntentx 2 роки тому +1

      Ignorance is bliss I guess.

    • @yourik.1260
      @yourik.1260 2 роки тому

      they have to keep going round and round and round untill finaly came round so much that they start licking their own assholes and it starts making sense to themselves xD thats the problem with the anti sjw movement

  • @richyjjsmith
    @richyjjsmith 2 роки тому +723

    I remember when Sargon used to stream failing to light a cigar for an hour, while making excuses for failing to make a video game. Then he went on to fail getting elected. Glad to see how far his failures have come.

    • @lonniewellsiv7640
      @lonniewellsiv7640 2 роки тому +86

      I hate saying this, because of the racial implications, but he is a shining example of failing upwards.

    • @ash.r9k
      @ash.r9k 2 роки тому +3

      Well he's here isn't he?

    • @FreakAboutSims3
      @FreakAboutSims3 2 роки тому +80

      Remember the time when he spent thirty minutes talking on stream without audio and his audience was constantly trying to get his attention?

    • @ParryHotter204
      @ParryHotter204 2 роки тому +47

      Not only that but the party he joined, UKIP, lost 80% of its council seats during local elections that year. Sargon was making comments like “I wouldn’t even rape you” to the MP of the Labour Party, while fully representing his political party.

    • @m0ney4me
      @m0ney4me 2 роки тому +1

      Gamergate 2.0

  • @Lanooski
    @Lanooski 9 місяців тому +27

    Sargon's entire content style is admitting from the jump that he has done little to no research on whatever he's going to talk about, then proceeding to talk with this unearned air of authority that assumes we've already forgotten about the first part.

    • @dungeonsanddobbers2683
      @dungeonsanddobbers2683 3 місяці тому +1

      Carl is, unironically, that meme of Garth Marenghi pointing at the camera and saying "I'm the only person you'll meet whose written more books than they've read"

    • @johnracine4589
      @johnracine4589 3 місяці тому +1

      That’s the power of being a white man. Also idiots will assume you’re smart if you talk with a British accent.

  • @Gregorz
    @Gregorz 2 роки тому +604

    Erik, I hate you for making me essentially watch a Sargon of Akkad video. As a British man it is just embarrassing to watch this guy act like "British authenticity" is so deeply deeply important while defending the movies that talk about tossing dwarves and has Legolas skateboarding. Imagine talking for 40 minutes to make the most circuitous argument possible about how black people being in Lord of the Rings is absolute heresy, and then having the balls to go "But I don't care about race. It's YOU guys that care."

    • @necromax13
      @necromax13 2 роки тому +5

      Well there are racially diverse characters in the LotR universe!
      They're orcs and midge... Hey yo the FBI IS RAIDING MEFSTXUX

    • @bkbj8282
      @bkbj8282 2 роки тому +54

      I'm an American so maybe I don't know what I'm talking about, but it's possible that this guy is what you guys call "a wanker".

    • @jblazer9804
      @jblazer9804 2 роки тому +3

      Say aluminum phonetically for me.

    • @necromax13
      @necromax13 2 роки тому +1

      Say water

    • @CuateVolador
      @CuateVolador 2 роки тому +10

      Specially considerign that he's "defending" the british legacy....of a south african boi
      UPS,

  • @T1J
    @T1J 2 роки тому +903

    the way people like Sargon seamlessly weave back and forth between "IT WASN'T THE AUTHOR'S INTENT" and "THIS IS A CALCULATED CONSPIRACY BY THE WOKE LEFT TO MOLD THE WORLD INTO ITS IMAGE" is super strange to witness in real time

    • @jet96
      @jet96 2 роки тому +43

      Always a pleasure seeing you T1J. This Sargon guy doesn’t understand death of the author, good faith, or the concept of being clear and concise. Funny as he also complains that other people don’t stay on point

    • @akirasuzami9847
      @akirasuzami9847 2 роки тому +30

      @@jet96 I don’t agree with death of the author. However, I don’t believe that a black dwarf contradicts J.R.R. Tolkein’s original intent.

    • @epicbruhmoment6985
      @epicbruhmoment6985 2 роки тому +101

      Everyone knows that literature has never been political until the mid 2010s when suddenly it all became aggressively political but only in ways I disagree with.

    • @TayTayMakesBeats
      @TayTayMakesBeats 2 роки тому

      Also the way repeatedly he calls people who like positive representation racist when he's literally admitted to wanting a white ethnostate. Also getting on his soapbox about how his buddy Arch can't be racist because he's Norwegian when Arch put out a video where he half blamed the Christchurch mosque shooter's actions on cancel culture and as for his actual stated motive (immigration and the white genocide conspiracy theory) "we can you blame him?" Arch's discord also got leaked where he said a bunch of unbelievably racist things and his mods argued in disturbing detail why CP isn't harmful to the kids involved. Soygon of Applebee's is special, his brand of pompous pseudo-intellectualism is something unique to him.

    • @bodhimantra7688
      @bodhimantra7688 2 роки тому +4

      So you will be first in line to buy tickets to the new Black Panther movie starring Ryan Gosling?

  • @Redvilder-io
    @Redvilder-io 2 роки тому +210

    fucking kills me that this guy calls for escapism and doesnt see his own inability to separate fiction from reality

    • @horrorgardener
      @horrorgardener 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah, he spends a large portion of the video arguing about his own point. Is it not satire?

    • @warmlycalculated390
      @warmlycalculated390 2 роки тому +10

      @@horrorgardener There are two constants in the universe: human stupidity and Sargon perpetually owning himself. And I'm not sure about the first.

  • @turnipguy8455
    @turnipguy8455 2 роки тому +42

    I'll be honest, after seeing how fucking long the video was, I was half expecting a "Sargon deez nuts" joke at the end. Kudos to you sir, you have more restraint than I.

  • @khartoumist1031
    @khartoumist1031 2 роки тому +492

    Sargon is just mad about Nobbleberry let's be honest

    • @andrewaaberg482
      @andrewaaberg482 2 роки тому +23

      Mad that it's so flawlessly executed by a Yank?

    • @khartoumist1031
      @khartoumist1031 2 роки тому +41

      @@andrewaaberg482 mad that he got turned down for the part himself

    • @monkeydoesnotpaytaxes
      @monkeydoesnotpaytaxes 2 роки тому +10

      Listen to him in the video, he stole Nobbleberry's flow ong

    • @j.r7872
      @j.r7872 2 роки тому +7

      Haaaa!!!
      Wot? Wot??! Wot!i!i!

    • @khartoumist1031
      @khartoumist1031 2 роки тому +5

      @@j.r7872 Woh?? Woh??? Come on then! Woh???

  • @cheddah5701
    @cheddah5701 2 роки тому +497

    This guy interpreted every joke seriously but laughed abt the fact that a guy called internet comment etiquette talked about comments

    • @xaeromatic
      @xaeromatic 2 роки тому +45

      Sargon isn't the brightest.

    • @gcarsk
      @gcarsk 2 роки тому

      @@xaeromatic I could tell that when he said “The Quartering, whose another friend of mine”. Lol what an absolute whackjob.

    • @DOKTORPUSZ
      @DOKTORPUSZ 2 роки тому +6

      @@xaeromatic but.. but.. he has a posh accent and uses big words! He must be smart! Otherwise I've just been repeating his opinions to all my coworkers and alienating myself for no reason :O

  • @NidorinoAlliance
    @NidorinoAlliance 2 роки тому +1221

    I appreciate that Sargon has enlightened us in explaining that there has been no “racial tension” or “history of colonisation” in the British Empire…

    • @jonarihernandez9522
      @jonarihernandez9522 2 роки тому +7

      I've watched documentary about British racial tension in everything from creket to biscuits. You can't go two steps in England without coming across a hundred year old blood Feud.

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 2 роки тому +17

      @@jonarihernandez9522 ethnic tension. not racial. there is plenty of tension between english and scots, and english and irish, which to americans are the same race. and even share some ethnicity because of their celtic heritage. hardly any conflict in europe can be framed in american terms of race.

    • @kakizakichannel
      @kakizakichannel 2 роки тому +128

      @@TheSuperappelflap ethnicities are different than races because.... Because they just are, okay?

    • @Rocketogre
      @Rocketogre 2 роки тому +126

      Winston Churchilll was an upstanding individual that had a deep respect for the peoples of India!

    • @KyleDB150
      @KyleDB150 2 роки тому +112

      @@TheSuperappelflap he said British *Empire*, ya know, indians, africans, aboriginal australians, maori... the ones that got colonised. Or are we calling all of them ethnicities instead of races? Its just semantics

  • @RerememBerering
    @RerememBerering Рік тому +42

    He cured me of my wokeism. I was asleep for most of this ring wraith’s rant.

  • @nathanshaw3945
    @nathanshaw3945 2 роки тому +171

    Erik: "Yeah, I don't think you want to hear from my students, buddy."
    Erik understands his audience well.

  • @MrDoctorJosiah45
    @MrDoctorJosiah45 2 роки тому +3683

    Imagine being called a colonizer by a British man lmfao

    • @jeraldjoyce2995
      @jeraldjoyce2995 2 роки тому +169

      That line killed me 💀

    • @reezlaw
      @reezlaw 2 роки тому +52

      Well he is a British guy still living in Britain talking to an English speaker living in a former colony so technically...

    • @itsmannertime
      @itsmannertime 2 роки тому +173

      I dunno, I think he's got a good point that black people shouldn't be playing the incredibly essential character of Merry ToeDiddler

    • @EAncients
      @EAncients 2 роки тому +1

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @Minecraftsweg
      @Minecraftsweg 2 роки тому +135

      Right?! Like, bro, if you wanna talk about history and colonialism, bro your country is the number 1 perpetrator of colonizing like half the fucking world.

  • @rtlemon
    @rtlemon 2 роки тому +265

    I'm very disappointed in you Erik. I had forgotten about Sargon until today and now I fear he's about to haunt my suggestions feed like the ghost of 2016.

    • @idontliketheoffice
      @idontliketheoffice 2 роки тому +4

      same here.. apart from disappointment in Erik.

    • @Microwave_Dave
      @Microwave_Dave 2 роки тому +7

      I really want to Like Erik's video but can't bring myself to do it. I don't want Sargon to start appearing in my suggestions.

    • @YCCCm7
      @YCCCm7 2 роки тому +2

      Three dots
      "Don't recommend this channel"
      :)

    • @rtlemon
      @rtlemon 2 роки тому +3

      @@YCCCm7 Did that a long time ago but as Dr Ian Malcolm says "life finds a way".

    • @user-md4ss2do5k
      @user-md4ss2do5k 2 роки тому +2

      omg that's so accurate

  • @churupinha3510
    @churupinha3510 8 місяців тому +14

    him going out of his way to specify that there's 'zero pictures of him in blackface' just makes me convinced there are troves of that shit hidden away somewhere

    • @spankypants2793
      @spankypants2793 5 місяців тому +1

      for what it's worth he lied about having a black grandfather so he could say the n word

  • @Neontiger246
    @Neontiger246 2 роки тому +254

    This is like trying to hit a word count on an essay on a book you never read

  • @ImRustyShackleford
    @ImRustyShackleford 2 роки тому +1245

    The fact Erik’s way of making him look stupid is by letting him talk lol

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 2 роки тому +180

      "When your enemies are making mistakes, do not interrupt them."
      - some much smarter guy than me

    • @User71956
      @User71956 2 роки тому +15

      @@ethicalcheeze1407 I like that

    • @seanmooney4113
      @seanmooney4113 2 роки тому +49

      To be fair, Sargon makes himself look stupid just by talking.
      Eric just makes it Fun!

    • @Sbeve_One
      @Sbeve_One 2 роки тому +3

      @@ethicalcheeze1407 10/10 with the quote lol

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 2 роки тому +2

      @@Sbeve_Onethank you bro, lol

  • @gabrielhicks1037
    @gabrielhicks1037 2 роки тому +396

    Sargon is the king of somehow speaking for ages yet saying absolutely nothing at the same time, magical.

    • @karlmarx7511
      @karlmarx7511 2 роки тому +10

      It's amazing. Perhaps the catalyst to the workers revolution will be the masses being subjected to sargon

    • @QuintonMurdock
      @QuintonMurdock 2 роки тому +5

      He is the logical equivalent of packing peanuts. Yes you can digest them and live but you aren’t going to choose to live off this shit

    • @alexis_electronic
      @alexis_electronic 2 роки тому +3

      fascists are good @ that

    • @AndrewMcColl
      @AndrewMcColl 2 роки тому +2

      Unsurprisingly, he once ran for parliament in the UK.

    • @DaFunkz
      @DaFunkz 2 роки тому

      @@AndrewMcColl for the Racist party no less

  • @laurent5176
    @laurent5176 Рік тому +21

    “Don’t at me, Erik.” - Actually something Sargon said in a response video

  • @__________.
    @__________. 2 роки тому +987

    Hey Erik, he's right. They shouldn't bother making new TV shows anymore, they should just make 43 minute rambling rants about the most boring shit ever instead. Never have I been so entertained before

    • @iusedtobebob
      @iusedtobebob 2 роки тому +65

      Sargon’s one step ahead of you. He took out the middle man and talked about literally nothing for nearly an hour

    • @AnonKnowsMe
      @AnonKnowsMe 2 роки тому +17

      he talks.... like this as well............ so you know.............. this is really ..fucking engaging........content.... 😴

    • @DjKryx
      @DjKryx 2 роки тому +2

      Dude, that movie about a guy killing his brother is really good, i want a movie about a guy killing his brother, that is real cinema right there, guy killing his brother who had an army

    • @Loopysquish
      @Loopysquish 2 роки тому

      Sarcasm at it's finest!! A+++!!⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    • @ambmamb8370
      @ambmamb8370 2 роки тому

      they shouldnt make shows with forced cringe wokeness, its that simple, but millenials are guillable enough to lap it up happily, it seems

  • @Accordingtoallknownlaws
    @Accordingtoallknownlaws 2 роки тому +407

    Big Money if I’m keeping it real every time Sargon spoke I felt like I was getting a paper cut on my urethra and then someone was putting lemon juice into the cut thanks Eric for helping the colonization of the us because we know that Britain has never colonized anywhere

    • @grammernotzi
      @grammernotzi 2 роки тому +19

      When I first read your paper cut line I literally had a knee jerk reaction, slammed my legs together and pinched my balls. Thanks for that...

    • @yeetyeet7070
      @yeetyeet7070 2 роки тому +23

      I bounced on my boys paper cut lemon juiced urethra to this comment

    • @Kibannn
      @Kibannn 2 роки тому +2

      But his voice is so smooooth. Like sure, his points are completely illogical but that voice is like butter.

    • @vlady8me
      @vlady8me 2 роки тому +2

      I don't know if i really agree with you but reading your description of lemon juice into the cut on your urethra sure reminded me of how it felt to try to follow this foggy fool.

    • @beingatliberty
      @beingatliberty 2 роки тому +2

      There are roughly 750 US foreign military bases

  • @fullmetalguy8357
    @fullmetalguy8357 2 роки тому +526

    I think the biggest troll here was Erik making us watch almost an hour of Sargon of Akkad. That's not something I could do even in my worst "anti-SJW" phase. What drivel.

    • @tardvandecluntproductions1278
      @tardvandecluntproductions1278 2 роки тому +11

      The worst part is I did. Though that was all before even the brexit vote.

    • @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm
      @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm 2 роки тому +18

      yup, i feel played. Played and lathargic

    • @mojojoji5493
      @mojojoji5493 2 роки тому +6

      I just unplugged my brain then plugged it back in works like a charm

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 2 роки тому +14

      @@tardvandecluntproductions1278 Glad to see you back from the dark side, friend

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 2 роки тому +11

      Same here, even while at the height of my "ant-sjw" tween days, I could only ever handle Metokur, the others were so boring and annoying. Sargon being one of the worst offenders lol

  • @flaviuscountry
    @flaviuscountry Рік тому +160

    Saigon seems like the type who apologizes a lot during sex.

    • @UpsideDownCanoe
      @UpsideDownCanoe Рік тому +13

      "May I turn you over and mount you with grace my lady?" -Sargon probably

    • @christophergibbs2616
      @christophergibbs2616 Рік тому +38

      Bold of you to assume he's had sex

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 Рік тому +7

      @@christophergibbs2616 Unfortunately he has. Carl of Swindon has mentioned having a son before.

    • @mouthyschannel2474
      @mouthyschannel2474 Рік тому

      @@discountchocolate4577 Molluscs reproduce all the time, what's the news there?

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Рік тому

      ​@@discountchocolate4577who's more embarrassed - the woman who had this chud's kid or whoever f***ed tim pool?

  • @Aaron7075
    @Aaron7075 2 роки тому +419

    I used to watch Sargon of Akkad in high school when my parents were getting divorced. Its content for pissed off people who are mad at the world who need to feel superior to everyone else. Cathartic angry words with no real message.

    • @deeznutt666
      @deeznutt666 2 роки тому +2

      bruh how easy ur life is when ur worst prblm is ur parents getting divorced

    • @telethia6428
      @telethia6428 2 роки тому +125

      @@deeznutt666 I mean, I think most people would consider that as a dramatic effect on their life

    • @Takokujin07
      @Takokujin07 2 роки тому +96

      @@deeznutt666He never said it was his worst problem who tf hurt you???

    • @iW4FFL3Z
      @iW4FFL3Z 2 роки тому +31

      @@deeznutt666 terrible bait

    • @xericicity
      @xericicity 2 роки тому +36

      @@deeznutt666 It is not a competition, bruh.

  • @pluckerbomb
    @pluckerbomb 2 роки тому +481

    erik has made me laugh on the floor before with his comedy writing, and for this takedown he nearly sat silently and played the video uninterrupted. “snowflake sargon owned by woke big money salvia with facts and logic”

    • @joshuadowdle9691
      @joshuadowdle9691 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah, never would I describe Erik's stuff as lazy or thoughtless. Plus he's good at it. That part is pretty important. So far this Sargon guy is boring and arrogant.

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 2 роки тому +984

    I love you so hard Erik

    • @emilybenton6890
      @emilybenton6890 2 роки тому +27

      Truly a blessed sign

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 2 роки тому +23

      I hear it's kinda your thing, Big J.

    • @holdentudiks7123
      @holdentudiks7123 2 роки тому +6

      Amen

    • @ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow
      @ThisShitIsDumbAndYouKnow 2 роки тому +21

      Where's the xbox you promised me for Christmas

    • @dawnm9462
      @dawnm9462 2 роки тому +4

      yo jesus i have a question what was it like working on fiverr? like genuine question

  • @charliesheeple
    @charliesheeple Рік тому +27

    BREAKING NEWS: Peter Jackson becomes first Director to use dialogue from a book in the film adaptation

  • @ashleycronin4726
    @ashleycronin4726 2 роки тому +396

    I'm dying at how seriously this man took Erik. Sargon was shook

    • @ra2enjoyer708
      @ra2enjoyer708 Рік тому +2

      He wears the suit alright.

    • @hurstiwursti
      @hurstiwursti 10 місяців тому +11

      And yet he somehow manages to talk and talk and proof himself to be obsessed with race and that he seems to view europeans as white people exclusively. Really telling how his defense is doubling down on cultural pluralism arguments.

  • @SunniestAutumn
    @SunniestAutumn 2 роки тому +149

    Ah, Sargon with the enlightened take "England doesn't have a history of colonization or slavery"

    • @withneilw9146
      @withneilw9146 2 роки тому +21

      Britain supplied America with the slaves
      Sargon: 👉🏻🙈👈🏻

    • @aprokhozhy
      @aprokhozhy 2 роки тому +6

      That’s because he READS ESSAYS!

    • @dangerousd1312
      @dangerousd1312 2 роки тому +2

      he is very well read after all

    • @Helmet_Von_Moldy
      @Helmet_Von_Moldy 2 роки тому +3

      This is a bad faith interpretation of what he said

    • @EarsoftheWolf
      @EarsoftheWolf 2 роки тому +9

      @@Helmet_Von_Moldy oh no, imagine someone arguing against Sargon in bad faith. We'd be stuck in a bad faith argument loop forever.

  • @likecrazyhorse
    @likecrazyhorse 2 роки тому +560

    "Without an author you don't have a story."
    This guy makes Joe Rogan look like an astrophysicist

    • @deadboy522
      @deadboy522 2 роки тому +34

      He isn't known as Carl "The Brain" Benjamin for nothing. I think I need to have a lie down and rest after being exposed to all these high level ideas.

    • @akosbarati2239
      @akosbarati2239 2 роки тому +1

      He's also technically wrong because AI isn't being used in storytelling, AI has already written essays and poems, painted pictures

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому +3

      I just threw my head back and laughed, he is literally British Joe Rogan holy fucking shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xXEGPXx
      @xXEGPXx 2 роки тому +1

      @@akosbarati2239 He is also wrong because reality is a story itself. The events of a period of time, a war or some conflict are all stories with no authors

    • @FangsFirst
      @FangsFirst 2 роки тому

      ​@@xXEGPXx Well, reality is "a story" because humans are driven to make everything into narratives. We group and cut and edit and excise to make things "fit" into stories. In a sense, there *is* then an author to these things, but the most key part of all of that is that what we draw from those stories is informed by all of us as _consumers_ of those stories. The story of history is told by everyone who experienced it, everyone who then read or wrote about it, etc: and they don't all have the same idea of what that story is or was.
      Which is what "Death of the author" is actually about: abandoning the notion of "ultimate correct meaning based on authorial intent" in favour of acknowledging that meaning is complicated and defined by all of the perceptions brought to a text.
      So in the most literal of senses, he's right: stories don't exist without someone writing them. I'm...just not sure how important or useful that point is (I don't think anyone in the history of everything has particularly denied the fact that stories come from storytellers). He completely, entirely misses the fact that when one reads, one brings their own perspective to it and thus consumes it differently from others--including the original author, whom they can never "be" enough to meaningfully read "as" or "through" them. It's like linguistic prescriptivists, who live in a fantasy world where words have definitive meanings that are inalienable, and crave an authority to tell them this or that is the "correct" understanding of a word or story.
      As with his misunderstanding of "Death of the author", this is actually quite ironic for a self-described atheist, having that desperate need for definitive authorities who can strike down alternative understandings by fiat in some sort of cosmic law of meaning.

  • @Not_an_expert...
    @Not_an_expert... 5 місяців тому +16

    Is "Sargon of Akkad" even from were the Akkadian empire was? I prefer my characters to be accurately portrayed instead of some bloke pretending to be a great ruler.

  • @Lost-Lilim
    @Lost-Lilim 2 роки тому +1099

    There's something wonderful about Carl saying how nobody outside America cares about race while he's trying to defend people upset about the race of an actor cast to play a fictional character. Does he ever hear himself?

    • @whatifcatsare2201
      @whatifcatsare2201 2 роки тому +46

      No, you see he meant they didn't care about race POSITIVELY. They still look down.

    • @TinaGunnarsson
      @TinaGunnarsson 2 роки тому +20

      I know this a rhetorical question, but no, no he doesn't.

    • @Nespax1
      @Nespax1 2 роки тому +7

      To be fair he seems rome like a dog chasing his own tail... and yes I did watch in years ago... sadly

    • @EarsoftheWolf
      @EarsoftheWolf 2 роки тому +23

      Carl is a charlatan, he doesn't believe his own words. All he cares about is that other people do so they'll pay for him

    • @johannahulten
      @johannahulten 2 роки тому +23

      I think he hears himself very well.. he seems absolutely in love with his own voice.

  • @ratboss5852
    @ratboss5852 2 роки тому +159

    How dare the "left" get their stinking paws into the famously apolitical Star Trek!

  • @nofunpolice6132
    @nofunpolice6132 2 роки тому +227

    Playing a Sargon of Akkad video has to be the most effective way to make the guy look like an idiot. If only it wasn't so painful to sit through.

    • @astoriarego8304
      @astoriarego8304 2 роки тому +25

      I thought the joke was that he was trying to kill us with boredom. Holy shit, that dude likes to whine about nothing.

    • @DeaconShadow
      @DeaconShadow 2 роки тому +11

      @@astoriarego8304 The entirety of the anti-SJW/anti-woke crowd are some of the most officious dull minded imbeciles the Internet can offer.

    • @Jakey4000
      @Jakey4000 2 роки тому +11

      I can't tell if Sargon actually made any valid points, it all just seemed like psedo-intellectual waffle. Something his fans will think "wow, big words. Sargon #1 big brain U.K!"

    • @yeeaahhzz
      @yeeaahhzz 2 роки тому +4

      @@IcariosLightning Using the term "normies"? Fellas, it appears we have an actual intellectual in our midst. Please, could you grace us with the definition of the word, "succinct"?

    • @dudekeith
      @dudekeith 2 роки тому +2

      @@IcariosLightning Still, what are the points you are saying were made? Don't be self-cancelled.

  • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
    @Egalitariat-likesecretariat Рік тому +27

    I just want to say. I really think Erik is a comedic genius for responding to Sargon like this. The best way to argue with psuedo-intellectuals is to point out all their tricks and Erik's delivery is just so perfect

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz 3 місяці тому

      Wait wut? this isnt vaush?

  • @allyrat
    @allyrat 2 роки тому +489

    When I started watching this video i was pretty depressed about some stuff going on in my life right now. But now I'm depressed over having watched an entire Sargon video so thanks a lot Erik! Really turned my day around.

    • @ArtsyHumanbean
      @ArtsyHumanbean 2 роки тому +16

      Hey pal, class peer, fellow human. I feel the same. I almost commented the same but I felt like ‘nah no one cares I’m over-sharing.’ But this comment of yours reminded me lot of us are feeling depressed on some level with you, and with me! My social anxiety tells me a lot of negative stuff regularly, so thank you for sharing and reminding us that we’re not alone. 💖
      Let’s watch this shitty Sargon video with professor Erik.

    • @dante4500
      @dante4500 2 роки тому +1

      @@ArtsyHumanbean im angry

    • @jonytube
      @jonytube 2 роки тому

      @ OP. Jeezless LOL same

    • @GuntherRommel
      @GuntherRommel 2 роки тому +2

      I smell borderlines... We can always tell our own.

    • @joshuascholar3220
      @joshuascholar3220 2 роки тому +2

      To be honest I think my comment on the original video was that I started out depressed and ended up depressed... So anyway.

  • @anthonykanes3279
    @anthonykanes3279 2 роки тому +529

    Jeez Sargon is so smart! He seems to know everybody's intentions from authors, to creators, and even Erik!! He knows all thoughts of everyone!
    That's an awful lot of word salad for a work of fiction!!

    • @SpartanXVII
      @SpartanXVII 2 роки тому +53

      Me no understand he long word use, but big word smart sound me think he smart man Erik so dumb me understand easy Erik words Erik no say "aesthetic" or "hegemony".

    • @Blue__Oni
      @Blue__Oni 2 роки тому +7

      @@SpartanXVII Using big words doesnt equte to intelligence, also coming from the guy who doesnt read through an article he disagrees with lmao

    • @joshuadowdle9691
      @joshuadowdle9691 2 роки тому +26

      I'm in total agreement man. He has all 335,000,000 of us Americans figured out. We're just disgusting racists for not making sure everyone in the LOTR show is white.

    • @ericazevedo8351
      @ericazevedo8351 2 роки тому +10

      This 'preserving of author's intent' is literally torturing modern Linguistics

    • @ilyapazhitnykh543
      @ilyapazhitnykh543 2 роки тому +6

      @@ericazevedo8351 sounds more like preserving a future for a certain race and certain races children.

  • @JordanSullivanadventures
    @JordanSullivanadventures 2 роки тому +100

    It's already on 2x speed and I'm still falling asleep to a middle-aged man going on unfocused pseudo-intellectual rambles while occasionally being jolted awake by his white supremacist dog whistles. I think this is the opposite of listening to Mozart while you sleep.

  • @robertflinch2447
    @robertflinch2447 5 місяців тому +13

    I like how he spends 30 minutes or so waffling on about how it isn't about the black people. Then goes right into saying why he thinks black people shouldn't be in it