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    In today's lesson, "Rate Me" Subreddits have grown in popularity with the growing malaise of self doubt among the world's population. If Erik could just get himself rated, he might understand how to fix everything.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,9 тис.

  • @commentiquette
    @commentiquette  Рік тому +276

    I use NordVPN.com/bigmoney to make sure my teammates never have a fair fight

    • @Baddawg_313
      @Baddawg_313 Рік тому +7

      "I'm too old to get onision to rate me" 🏆

    • @BrookfieldRocks
      @BrookfieldRocks Рік тому +1

      Hey Erik, do you know if NordVPN still works with Netflix now that they're cracking down on IPs for out-of-home users?

    • @deevee666
      @deevee666 Рік тому +1

      I would swipe right for a pineapple haircut.

    • @irreverend_
      @irreverend_ Рік тому +1

      You phoned it in a bit with this one, good segue though, but I just skipped that bit. Because nope, I like my VPN to not log. Good luck finding one that doesn't these days though to be fair

    • @artchap2861
      @artchap2861 Рік тому

      Love your videos ill say over n over but dang i just want a discord or temp fb where Beauty is based on your set of rules.
      My guy im ready for face paint clothes and perhaps fun facial expression but u set the rules-you know the rules n so do i-
      hope we sell more frog shirts my guy

  • @ElBrandoTV
    @ElBrandoTV Рік тому +1915

    "No incel terminology"
    *Includes term "feline innocent eyes"*
    Edit: almost a year later, and i still don't know what feline innocent eyes are

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo Рік тому +78

      also "it's over" is apparently incel terminology 🤣🤣

    • @ShePudding
      @ShePudding Рік тому

      Honestly, by the standards listed, women should just aim to be cats with tits. -Er, cats with only 2 very BIG tits. And blush.

    • @ethantownsend2543
      @ethantownsend2543 Рік тому +33

      @@Aryzo It is, incel

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT Рік тому +50

      @@ethantownsend2543 Everything i do not like is incel terminoogy.

    • @ethantownsend2543
      @ethantownsend2543 Рік тому +12

      @@StrazdasLT everyhting i like is inecle terminoooogy

  • @foodwishes
    @foodwishes Рік тому +4629

    If I rate you, and myself, and add the scores together, we're a solid 14.

    • @Rammy_Latin
      @Rammy_Latin Рік тому +274

      Chef John, you're a 7.5 in my heart ♡

    • @maeday2020
      @maeday2020 Рік тому +228

      Holy shit Food Wishes and Big Money collide?!

    • @commentiquette
      @commentiquette  Рік тому +1186

      After all you are the Kathy Bates of your own self rates

    • @das_it_mane
      @das_it_mane Рік тому +131

      My man talks and writes with commas

    • @JG-yk6ny
      @JG-yk6ny Рік тому +88

      Chef John is an 11/10

  • @RoshDroz
    @RoshDroz Рік тому +2826

    Those "objective" attractiveness rating parameters could be completely ruined simply by changing the lens on a camera

    • @dh.151
      @dh.151 Рік тому +68

      it gets me every time 😂

    • @Kanglar
      @Kanglar Рік тому +365

      It's ridiculous to try to pretend like beauty is an objective thing in the first place. Even if they think it is then what's the point of even asking a person in the first place? Just have the AI do the analysis.

    • @chadfookilroy2015
      @chadfookilroy2015 Рік тому +88

      It reminds me of conspiracy theorists that believe in lizard people because they saw old 80s footage were the pixel were all jumbled lol

    • @AngryKnees
      @AngryKnees Рік тому +26

      or by having supportive parents in their life

    • @damyst
      @damyst Рік тому +4

      Technically, changing the lens does nothing to the proportions. It's the distance to the subject that matters. Try it and see!

  • @thatguyseb8824
    @thatguyseb8824 Рік тому +2084

    Lmao at incel moderators banning other incels from an incel subreddit for not being incel enough.

    • @FrozenAfricaPrincess
      @FrozenAfricaPrincess Рік тому +130

      I feel like it should be mandatory for the raters and mods to post their image as well. Just so we know where they are coming from.

    • @icianthea
      @icianthea Рік тому +59

      A long time ago, I came across one of the mods of r/rateme. She was legit insane and one innocuous comment that supremely offended her sent her on a spiral of following me around with numerous alt accounts harassing me.

    • @ethantownsend2543
      @ethantownsend2543 Рік тому +5

      I rate you 4.6/10

    • @jimlthor
      @jimlthor 10 місяців тому +26

      ​@@iciantheai did something similar with an old /r/4chan mod who was going around giving relationship advice, and i called him out on him being an absolute fucking weirdo and creep. I think his name was bottomlulz and i dont think hes a mod there any more

    • @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere
      @idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere 9 місяців тому +5

      Do you know what an incel is? Clearly not.

  • @Gliouxmie
    @Gliouxmie Рік тому +621

    "I'm too old to have Onision rate me."
    Fucking spit water on keyboard laughing at this lmao

    • @Cheesesticks-1
      @Cheesesticks-1 11 місяців тому +18

      HONESTLY SAME
      OOPS CAPS LOCK IS ON AND IM TOO LAZY TO FIX IT. SO I HAVE TO TYPE MORE TO EXPLAIN RATHER THAN JUST PRESS THE ONE SINGLE KEY ONE SINGLE TIME.

    • @333Vampirewillrule33
      @333Vampirewillrule33 5 місяців тому

      it was such a jumpscare 🤣i forgot he existed

  • @GlitterC8k
    @GlitterC8k Рік тому +586

    I made a r/rateme post when I was 18. People called me fat and others hit on me. It didn't make me feel better about myself. Please people, stop asking internet strangers to rate you. It literally never turns out well for anybody.

    • @mymo_on4722
      @mymo_on4722 Рік тому +219

      @WylderWatkins are you okay dude

    • @resiseven7407
      @resiseven7407 Рік тому +76

      ​@WylderWatkinsLoser? I hardly know her!

    • @DJ-fb9cf
      @DJ-fb9cf Рік тому +109

      @WylderWatkins Projection for 100?

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp Рік тому +112

      @WylderWatkins 0.5/10 for coherence and sanity, but only because the half point is given automatically when most of the words are actual words.
      Terrible point terribly made

    • @GlitterC8k
      @GlitterC8k Рік тому +8

      @WylderWatkins i just saw this lmao

  • @xander2698
    @xander2698 Рік тому +2237

    next time someone calls me ugly, i'll just draw a bunch of lines on my face and give myself an objective rating of 9.5. thanks for the life hack, baby girl!

    • @NonTwinBrothers
      @NonTwinBrothers Рік тому +218

      *(COMMENT DELETED BY AutoModerator)*
      rating was too high

    • @xander2698
      @xander2698 Рік тому +140

      @@NonTwinBrotherserm ☝️🤓 achhtuchually, my binomial nomenclature score multiplied by my flexnard score paired with my left cheekbone’s z value clearly shows im a 9.5 admins please rethink this decision this “automod” clearly ☝️🤓 has no idea what theyre talking about. mustve been a pibby glitch

    • @elias306
      @elias306 Рік тому +63

      my mom said my midface is 36% so take that

    • @bassetts1899
      @bassetts1899 Рік тому +53

      Objective is when you write down your subjective opinions and add math

    • @psychopompous489
      @psychopompous489 Рік тому +16

      @@xander2698 9.5 rating is too high. Strike two.

  • @Resuarus
    @Resuarus Рік тому +2163

    This was a rough one. Nothing like lifting up a reddit rock and finding a bunch of junior phrenologists.

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness Рік тому +110

      honestly wouldn't be the least bit surprised that some of them were very seasoned phrenolgists from a group on 4chan or 8chan and decided reddit would be a great place to do this 'important work'

    • @Intergalacticdiscowitch
      @Intergalacticdiscowitch Рік тому +95

      Lifting up a reddit rock is such a great term

    • @kateturner8169
      @kateturner8169 Рік тому +17

      It always comes back to the skulls.

    • @HGeorge1993
      @HGeorge1993 Рік тому +1

      The modern aversion to skull shapes is funny because it turns out to be quite scientific in some aspects. Namely determining geographic origin and iq

    • @SiliconChimera
      @SiliconChimera Рік тому +1

      *armchair phrenologists

  • @LeatherCladVegan
    @LeatherCladVegan Рік тому +637

    Love the way you chose not to show real people's faces. Respect.

    • @Junebug89
      @Junebug89 Рік тому +43

      I paused the video after he said that, forgot it when I came back to continue and I was wondering why all the people asking for ratings were photoshopping themselves into being old men, like it was a commentiquette facebook page.

    • @hollyshouse928
      @hollyshouse928 Рік тому +23

      They're not all Asian women holding an apple?

    • @Kaienhere
      @Kaienhere 9 місяців тому +1

      Professionals have standards

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 9 місяців тому +2

      Kinds breaks the point of this video. How do we know if the commentors are being too critical of the poster or not?

    • @justass3001
      @justass3001 8 місяців тому +12

      @@danielsurvivor1372the point is more to point out and laugh at the concept itself. It’s insecure people looking for validation from other insecure/weird people. Especially with the pedophiles

  • @isaacfirst9940
    @isaacfirst9940 Рік тому +1500

    i asked to be rated on one of these subreddits and they just swatted me

    • @percsie3072
      @percsie3072 Рік тому +61

      @@TomwepI fartet

    • @Jenson_Beach
      @Jenson_Beach Рік тому +81

      wait... rated or "raided"

    • @ieatmicroplastics
      @ieatmicroplastics Рік тому +14

      tinder is a great idea guys, I found all of my 5 loves there

    • @caramel7149
      @caramel7149 Рік тому

      you're too sexy, they're afraid.

    • @LaNoisette
      @LaNoisette Рік тому +13

      ​@@ieatmicroplastics 😂😂😂 you're missing 2 more for the weekend days

  • @zljmbo
    @zljmbo Рік тому +133

    "hey it's your mom, I think you're 10" is a great line about how these comments are subjective and you should consider more what people that loves you think about you than complete strangers online

  • @Claego
    @Claego Рік тому +1067

    The "my midface is bigonial" comment he made sent me 😂 perfect delivery and satire of those rating weirdos

    • @matthewsemenuk8953
      @matthewsemenuk8953 Рік тому +47

      5.5, could have ben higher but your comment didn't make me smile.

    • @MRPfrfr
      @MRPfrfr 6 місяців тому +7

      7.5 your comment looks Albanian

  • @user255
    @user255 Рік тому +206

    Oh man... all those "objective beauty" subreddit moderators must be interesting personalities.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum Рік тому +11

      The ratings should be done by computer to be truly objective. It could measure the distance between the nose and chin, calculate a mark out of 100, and print it out. Then once a year somebody could come into the room, switch the lights on, and take the paper off for recycling.

    • @user255
      @user255 Рік тому +17

      @@greenaum Yes that would be progress. However, how to decide the measures objectively?

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 Рік тому +44

      ​@@user255simple, you can't.

    • @user255
      @user255 Рік тому +18

      @@crackedemerald4930 Exactly.

    • @tie7626
      @tie7626 Рік тому

      @@user255 dunning kruger

  • @reginene
    @reginene Рік тому +516

    Those subreddits are comically psychotic

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh Рік тому +129

      Reported for overrating

    • @Jpiggye
      @Jpiggye Рік тому +54

      Thank you @Ryan-nz6dw. This is @reginene Strike 2 for overrating - one more strike and you're permanently banned. -Mod Team

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy Рік тому

      @@Jpiggyebanned for overrating. If you believe this to be an error send underage nudes to the mod team.

    • @Uaene
      @Uaene Рік тому +1

      Update: we got bored and changed our mind, you have been permanently banned from /r/toddleramiugly

    • @GeneralKenobi69420
      @GeneralKenobi69420 Рік тому +3

      I mean, at this point what subreddit isnt?

  • @GlizzyMcGuyere
    @GlizzyMcGuyere Рік тому +237

    Totally normal to equate ‘childlike features’ to more attractive. Totally. Normal.

    • @cowboyluigi5275
      @cowboyluigi5275 9 місяців тому +31

      at the very least they could’ve said youthful

    • @belgo0o
      @belgo0o 8 місяців тому +18

      Yeah “the standard perfect nose for women” is actually the nose that little children have before their noses grow into their parent’s genes

    • @GlizzyMcGuyere
      @GlizzyMcGuyere 8 місяців тому +3

      @@cowboyluigi5275 that would be better but I feel like their word choice was deliberate lol

    • @jshowao
      @jshowao 3 місяці тому

      Its all that yuri/yaoi hentai obsessions that they have. Many of these incels think anime is real.

  • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
    @dabeastfromdaweast9788 Рік тому +1311

    Erik - 8/10
    Pros: slim thicc build, solid beard, can fight, has fantastic etiquette, interesting big money career with a funny as hell and charismatic personality
    Cons: so damn sweaty

  • @yoyohayli
    @yoyohayli Рік тому +132

    I IMMEDIATELY wondered how many of the women posted on these subreddits are actually just stolen from Facebook or Instagram photos and uploaded so a man could try and knock a girl down a few pegs or put her in harm's way.
    Not surprised that is actually the truth of the subreddits.

    • @illpunchyouintheface9094
      @illpunchyouintheface9094 9 місяців тому +4

      I take most of my pictures from people in the UA-cam comment sections, typicality profile pictures of women with coloured hair. They must have videos on their channel with their face plastered all over them so I more easily pretend to be them.

    • @greenthinggg
      @greenthinggg 9 місяців тому +10

      Gross

    • @theshire9173
      @theshire9173 9 місяців тому

      @@illpunchyouintheface9094 Way to out yourself as an incel

    • @ingussyslayer
      @ingussyslayer 9 місяців тому

      @@illpunchyouintheface9094 what

    • @inuhundchien6041
      @inuhundchien6041 9 місяців тому +1

      Most of them are advertising their OF and real since they need to held up a paper with the subreddit name.

  • @spacefonz949
    @spacefonz949 Рік тому +5796

    I appreciate that reddit has whats's essentially a eugenics subreddit.

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 Рік тому +41

      Aktion T4 karma points

    • @snart2195
      @snart2195 Рік тому

      @@ManiacMayhem7256 Here's some Reddit Gold... don't ask me where it came from

    • @robertb7293
      @robertb7293 Рік тому +1097

      Oh, don't overblow it. People screeching like they're conducting phrenology or something. It's just rating prettiness. It's not like assigning a number to reproductive suitability based entirely on submillimetre cranial morphology, with a deliberate subtext to invalidate a specific targeted group of people, or anything like that.
      Wait. Uh...

    • @cravinghibiscus7901
      @cravinghibiscus7901 Рік тому

      Yup lmao, met a very pretty girl in a bar who commented on my pretty face and "narrow skull". Later she told me about her other kooky fashist ideas. @@robertb7293

    • @Freaking_Rat
      @Freaking_Rat Рік тому +17

      @@robertb7293 hii

  • @ConnieTheo
    @ConnieTheo Рік тому +597

    A subreddit for men to tell women to smile more. I love reddit

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 Рік тому +78

      literally recoiled hearing that

    • @tie7626
      @tie7626 Рік тому +9

      @@jenm1 good to hear, poorly cropped taylor hill

    • @keishasoto23
      @keishasoto23 Рік тому +21

      ​@@tie7626I literally recoiled at that

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 11 місяців тому +12

      @@tie7626 I just like Taylor hill

    • @paulogaspar8295
      @paulogaspar8295 9 місяців тому

      @@jenm1 you understand the subredit has girls saying the exact same thing to guys right?

  • @hellogoodbye8620
    @hellogoodbye8620 9 місяців тому +39

    I made a rate me post when I was 16. Surprisingly, the top comment ended up being, “I wish the mods would increase the age limit because we shouldn’t have kids posting here.”
    Pretty eye opening. But yeah everything else was just the usual and of course, an onslaught of creepy dms for MONTHS.

  • @beno86hi1
    @beno86hi1 Рік тому +234

    Happy you're talking about this, these fucking subreddits show up everywhere and they all suck.

    • @lukethecoolfool
      @lukethecoolfool Рік тому +22

      Yeah you mute one then 2 more pop up in it's place

    • @Zer0Blizzard
      @Zer0Blizzard Рік тому +13

      ​@@lukethecoolfooland then reddit decides you can only mute a max of say 100 subreddits because lol reddit is poopoo

  • @PuertoRicanRattlesnake
    @PuertoRicanRattlesnake Рік тому +177

    To have us Armenians be considered 7/10 by the entirety of Reddit is *historically* the worst injustice to ever befall our people

    • @Hostefar
      @Hostefar Рік тому +14

      I honestly can’t think of anything worse

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT Рік тому +27

      Maybe you shouldnt have sent all your 8s and 9s to die in Azerbaijan.

    • @슬라바우크라이나헤로
      @슬라바우크라이나헤로 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Hostefardamn wasn't there that one time in 1915 .... cant seem to remember though 🤔

    • @jshowao
      @jshowao 3 місяці тому

      Considering how hot Armenian women can be, I agree

  • @sdnw1840
    @sdnw1840 Рік тому +437

    If I had a dollar for every time I've been banned from Reddit I'd buy myself a beer and get myself banned again.

    • @Randy.Bobandy
      @Randy.Bobandy Рік тому +42

      You can't even tell someone to shut up without getting reported and banned. It's a pathetic website.

    • @Breakbeat90s
      @Breakbeat90s Рік тому +2

      yeah i could buy a few beers

    • @icianthea
      @icianthea Рік тому +4

      ​@@Randy.Bobandyany dissenting opinion, honestly. Or just be like me and call everyone the offensive word for mentally inadequate and get banned.

    • @SirWeirdGuy
      @SirWeirdGuy Рік тому +5

      ​@Randy.Bobandy "Boohoo I can't insult people on a website."
      If they banned more people for being assholes, reddit would be a usable website. And ban all these rateme subs too.

    • @SirWeirdGuy
      @SirWeirdGuy Рік тому +2

      @@icianthea yeah you deserve any ban you get

  • @esyrim
    @esyrim Рік тому +96

    This is genuinely one of the only channels on UA-cam that can consistently make me laugh out loud. 5/10 (low to avoid automod warning)

  • @99_King_0
    @99_King_0 Рік тому +250

    14:51 this joke never fails to make me laugh Erik. Thanks for another wonderful video about how to have proper and respectful internet comment etiquette.

    • @joshuaadams5335
      @joshuaadams5335 Рік тому +55

      It gets me EVERY TIME. Except this time I didn’t see it coming. Made it even better

    • @tullahstackz
      @tullahstackz Рік тому +12

      i was laughing so hard as this part

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 Рік тому +2

      Fym always makes you laugh you posted this within an hour of this video releasing

    • @99_King_0
      @99_King_0 Рік тому

      it is a common joke that Erik makes, where he writes a comment and then reveals that it was already written by someone else@@mattgroening8872

    • @wrongwayscout
      @wrongwayscout Рік тому

      @@mattgroening8872 he uses this same punchline in a lot of videos it's always very funny

  • @SilharaTheChosen
    @SilharaTheChosen Рік тому +35

    The funniest part of these subreddits is that if they implemented the simple change of "you have to post a selfie with your rating of another person" these places would be ghost towns. Basement dwellers more troll than human in appearance ripping into someone to soothe their own massive insecurities.

  • @Juanfcilantro
    @Juanfcilantro Рік тому +310

    damn it is true Erik does get incredibly funny when making fun of mean weirdos, this is one of your best in a while, died laughing at the end

  • @vera_i_guess2122
    @vera_i_guess2122 Рік тому +205

    this is the most uncomfortable a commentiquette has ever made me feel

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Рік тому +19

      I had to give a couple double taps on my screen for sure

    • @cmay7429
      @cmay7429 Рік тому +5

      Check out the one about robot companions. 😬

  • @bbarone
    @bbarone Рік тому +233

    "Common among Asians.... and YOUNG CHILDREN"
    holy shit

    • @nat9380
      @nat9380 9 місяців тому +48

      not even true tbh, your eye shape is one of those facial features that kinda stays the same throughout your life

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 9 місяців тому +23

      I think what they were going for was the whole “cute” aspect.
      I don’t think they were pedophiles… this time

    • @wittykittywoes
      @wittykittywoes 9 місяців тому

      ⁠@@daanstrik4293”and young children”

    • @SicMundus24
      @SicMundus24 9 місяців тому +1

      Creepy white guys giving predator vibes when it comes to Asian women is so messed up

    • @eliasmsv3156
      @eliasmsv3156 9 місяців тому +6

      Completely mask off, jesus

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 Рік тому +496

    Erik saying the Office is American as apple pie is going to trigger another barrage from Sargon🤣

    • @darksamich1173
      @darksamich1173 Рік тому

      Sargon deez nuts

    • @Lurdiak
      @Lurdiak Рік тому +94

      The american office is too woke because there's a black guy in it.

    • @rogerfurlong1535
      @rogerfurlong1535 Рік тому

      @@Lurdiak Thank Gaia the UK doesn't allow blacks on TV

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 Рік тому +52

      Soygon*

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 Рік тому +25

      @@Lurdiakthe other version is sleepy because its just got british people

  • @glox023
    @glox023 Рік тому +116

    My favorite reoccurring joke must be that "someone left same comment already" bit. Unexpected as always.

    • @jimsmith3715
      @jimsmith3715 Рік тому +21

      Yeah I always am thinking "hah this comment is hilarious" and then suddenly realize some other genius on the internet served that guy up perfectly. love it every time.

  • @crushporter
    @crushporter Рік тому +145

    The Onision Jab was the most unexpected diss in the history of youtube, and I appreciate that

    • @jackkennerley5329
      @jackkennerley5329 Рік тому +18

      real, i thought everyone had forgotten about him. last time he was relevant was when chris hansen tried to interview him.

    • @lmao2302
      @lmao2302 9 місяців тому +3

      Shit brought me back to my childhood can't believe I use to watch that guy.

  • @schwermetall666
    @schwermetall666 Рік тому +68

    This does feel like a back-to-the-roots commentiquette video, I really enjoyed that. I like Eric's more recent videos and I'll definitely be along for the ride in the future while his style keeps developing, but these 22 minutes just activated a kind of cozy feeling. Like in the end of those romance novels, when the horse finally gets the girl.
    EDIT: by "cozy feeling" I of course mean because this video is closer to the ones I got to see when I first discovered the channel, so nostalgia kicks in. Not because learning about misogynistic subreddits and p*dophilic comments would be "cozy". Because they're clearly horrible.

    • @its_drez
      @its_drez Рік тому +18

      Aaand 3 Strikes, you're out. Banned for overrating.

  • @Emelia39
    @Emelia39 Рік тому +112

    Knowing people frequent these subreddits did make me feel better about myself and my life choices.

  • @cdedberry
    @cdedberry Рік тому +62

    I was talking to a really sad incel who pointed to this subreddit as a reason he would never find love because he was rated low (I thought he was a good looking guy, not that it matters much) I went on it and was floored lmfao. I told him everyone on there was insane and the “system,” let alone the idea of attractiveness being objective, was deranged nonsense. He was convinced it was foolproof science or something and told me if I posted I would get rated highly. I did and got 4s and 5s and shit lmfao. Of course this wasn’t enough for him to change his mind about truerateme and looksmaxxing bullshit. Shit is so sad. Glad u made this video, there’s never enough clowning on the people doling out this brain poison

    • @ykonratev
      @ykonratev 9 місяців тому +2

      Looks obviosly do have objective truth how can you possibly deny that.

    • @ADelicateDisaster
      @ADelicateDisaster 9 місяців тому +18

      @@ykonratevI rate your cognitive dissonance a 10/10!

    • @ykonratev
      @ykonratev 9 місяців тому

      @333DaintyAngeI um ok only a mentally ill person responds the way you just did. Please get some help you are not well

    • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
      @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 9 місяців тому +7

      @@ykonratev they do not. Your experiences are not universal. My type is scrawny guys and fat guys with big tits which most people are kinda averse to but to me that's the ideal. Just look at how beauty standards change through history. Beauty never has and never will be objective.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist 8 місяців тому

      ​@@ykonratev if you mean pretty privilege, yeah some attractive people can get away with shit but they also get scrutinised harder for "using their looks to get out of it", so it cancels out. other than that, the only thing that's objective here is your under-developed frontal lobe
      5.5, smile more

  • @paolo11x11
    @paolo11x11 Рік тому +149

    Erik, don't worry - I think you're pretty. I went from a 1.5/10 as a child - people would react with startled horror at my face - to a graceful swan at 25, pushing a 9/10. Women and men threw themselves at me for a couple of years, but time marches on and change is the only constant. Now at 50 I'm back to a 2/10, and once again my face looks like it was applied with a shotgun and a paint stirrer. Circle of life.

    • @Kanglar
      @Kanglar Рік тому +10

      wtf

    • @SlothGuru
      @SlothGuru Рік тому +6

      I rate this 10 kafkas out of 9

    • @orangeants
      @orangeants Рік тому +2

      This is poetry

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 9 місяців тому +1

      I can't tell tif this is serious or not and that concerns me

  • @HungerGamesFan00
    @HungerGamesFan00 Рік тому +22

    i appreciate the chuckle of disbelief with 'feline innocent eyes'. your ability to stay in character is admirable, which makes it all the more cathartic to see that this type of stuff gets you too

  • @moderatingmoderation1699
    @moderatingmoderation1699 Рік тому +45

    That objective ratings one was pretty psychotic

  • @zacharyledford2785
    @zacharyledford2785 Рік тому +19

    Those mods are like the fucking IRS in that they know the correct number, yet they wont tell you until they're punishing you for guessing wrong.

    • @wanderdoll3226
      @wanderdoll3226 Рік тому +3

      I feel like things have changed, 10 years ago, everyone had their own preferences of who they considered a 10, some guys liked thicker girls, some liked thinner, some liked muscular, some liked curvy, some prefered a cute look, some prefered a hot look, some prefered a modest look, some guys liked brunettes, some blondes, some liked girls with ethnic features like bigger noses, or faces with flaws and character made their heart flutter, and that girl was a 10 to them, while everyone each had their own unique preferences, on truerateme only one preference is allowed and it's the specific preferences of the mods and no one is allowed to disagree and everyone needs to think that the mods preferences are the only truth and only allowed way to think. Really dystopian

  • @timmytom6764
    @timmytom6764 Рік тому +78

    Great vid Erik! Saw these subreddits popping up in my feed and thought they were the creepiest thing ever. Glad to see you cover it

    • @gasoline9666
      @gasoline9666 Рік тому +15

      That was a sign from the cosmos to delete reddit for good

    • @justass3001
      @justass3001 Рік тому +7

      I mean r/jailbait was a top subreddit for way too many years before it got banned

    • @lordsysop
      @lordsysop Рік тому

      ​@@gasoline9666using their app Is horid too. Turns it into a tik tok clone forcing you to watch even more random crap

  • @luke5249
    @luke5249 Рік тому +43

    This has been one of the best episodes in a long time, honestly, top tier video. 9.4/10 (nothing is a 10/10)

  • @sleeplesshollow4216
    @sleeplesshollow4216 Рік тому +19

    Truerateme really will have an actual supermodel post then get told they're 5.5 max

  • @lennartjakobs1213
    @lennartjakobs1213 Рік тому +117

    I'm rating this video 3/10. This video is just Erik looking for a reason to dress up as a dutch cheese lady

  • @philsquatch2781
    @philsquatch2781 Рік тому +307

    Erik- 8.5/10 would theorize space laser conspiracies with over a cold glass of bleach.
    That Nobbleberry though...

    • @theyruinedyoutubeagain
      @theyruinedyoutubeagain Рік тому

      need myself some of that nobblewussy 🥵🥵🥵

    • @99_King_0
      @99_King_0 Рік тому +26

      Warning for overrating(8.5) Rule 1. Please review this channel's wiki and guide for rating videos. Next time you will be banned!

    • @philsquatch2781
      @philsquatch2781 Рік тому +9

      ​@@99_King_0Hmm, agreed. Hard 3, would bang for the story

    • @thelastdankbender4353
      @thelastdankbender4353 Рік тому +2

      Got the 69th like. Waiting to meet the students that hit 420th and 911th.

    • @izwe794
      @izwe794 Рік тому +5

      He can nobble my berries

  • @Itsjettondon05
    @Itsjettondon05 9 місяців тому +8

    God I sure do love it when ppl rate other ppl with a set of lists and guidelines of what’s objectively attractive to a single mod and not on how a person actually sees them because we all have unique preferences and traits

  • @tropezando
    @tropezando Рік тому +83

    Oh man, Hot or Not brings back memories. I was in high school at the time it was big, and I played it like golf. I made myself look as unappealing as possible and tried to get a low score, but I think some people gave pity ratings because my multiple attempts never got below 3-4, despite my best efforts.

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot Рік тому +24

      i didnt know you could win at rating websites, but im pretty sure you did

    • @milkythoughts9500
      @milkythoughts9500 Рік тому +3

      That's kinda wholesome

  • @andrewforsythe6757
    @andrewforsythe6757 Рік тому +9

    how is it even possible that this dude only has one mill subs? you have such a unique style and its ALWAYS entertaining and leaves me more entertained than many other t.v. shows or content creators! good job hommie

  • @uncleshark1103
    @uncleshark1103 Рік тому +212

    Could have just called this one "Internet Comment Etiquette: Phrenology" but it was still good enough that I actually watched a non-Nobbleberry ad.

  • @Juno_Verse_
    @Juno_Verse_ Рік тому +14

    Erik asking Reddit if he's ugly while his dm's are overflowing with ppl calling him "daddy" is so good to me

  • @osjos2822
    @osjos2822 Рік тому +77

    Bounced on my boys canthal tilt to this for hours

  • @sengokuglasses
    @sengokuglasses 9 місяців тому +6

    This is one of your best videos ever. Just started watching your stuff again for the first time in a few years, and I'm happy to see you still pump out kino. Good shit, man.

    • @trunkswithnojacket
      @trunkswithnojacket 9 місяців тому +2

      Cool to see other people who are also getting back to watching Erik’s videos after a long hiatus

  • @gints2766
    @gints2766 Рік тому +143

    Saw a guy in one of those subs with a fancy wine icon and “trusted rater” flair. Took everything in me…
    You wanna pair your analysis of this woman’s face with a slice of cheese my guy?

    • @omnipresentwaffle4841
      @omnipresentwaffle4841 Рік тому +31

      Nice profile picture. I rate it a 10/10. Olimar has a deep sexy voice and the purple Pikmin is buff and has swag hair.

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn Рік тому +42

      @@omnipresentwaffle4841 Rating too high, 3rd strike, user banned

    • @Giant_Swing
      @Giant_Swing Рік тому +1

      ​@@selectionnthe eye of valle

  • @Kubillus
    @Kubillus Рік тому +13

    All of the talk about smiling made me so uncomfortable after a while. I think I finally got a glimpse of what women go through all the time...

  • @MrRando-cs1sn
    @MrRando-cs1sn Рік тому +26

    20:30 Holy shit that got me. What a fantastic observation and just thinking from that dudes perspective is hilarious.

  • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
    @Ten_Thousand_Locusts Рік тому +9

    I stumbled upon the r/truerateme rabbithole a while ago while I was bored at work. Holy shit that sub is something else. Erik made it seem tame if anything.

  • @lostinthemasses
    @lostinthemasses Рік тому +47

    This is easily the best Commentiquette video of the year so far.

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 Рік тому +27

    "These eyes are common among asians and *young children*"
    uh oh reddit is saying the quiet part out loud again!!

  • @JayVeeDee
    @JayVeeDee Рік тому +17

    Love that you're bringing your etiquette to reddit as well, that shit show needs some of your lessons for sure!
    Great video :)

  • @jeannetterw
    @jeannetterw Рік тому +43

    I can't believe Erik just won Rupaul's Drag Race All Stars 9 before it even aired. Congrats qween.

  • @CaptainSweatpants90
    @CaptainSweatpants90 Рік тому +16

    Obviously the whole video was hilarious, but the section where people gave him honest advice on how they think he'd look his best and Eric just told all of them to go fuck themselves just had me fully rolling.

  • @rob61091
    @rob61091 Рік тому +27

    This is the funniest video you've done in a while. I'm ugly crying of laughter. Might upload a video of it to get rated

  • @katiej823
    @katiej823 9 місяців тому +7

    “I think my midface is too bigonial for a clean beard plus it might clash with my feline hunter eyes” HAHAH ☠️

  • @matthewsemenuk8953
    @matthewsemenuk8953 Рік тому +33

    Back in the mid 70's when I was around 6yrs old, my father called from my Gramp's old Texaco store that was right across the street from our house and told me to run out on the back patio and look!! On that Saturday morning I witnessed 5 of the old Black & Gray Goodyear blimps about 2mi away, flying in close formation heading North towards Virginia. It was the greatest aerial spectacle I've ever seen!!

    • @kylehughes1619
      @kylehughes1619 Рік тому +8

      3.5
      because it wasn't applicable to the current topic.
      But still a sweet story.

    • @PVonDoucheberg
      @PVonDoucheberg Рік тому +8

      @@kylehughes1619 And Erics video submission was this persons next greatest Areola spectacle they have ever seen. They just didn't finish adding this detail to the post so it read like an off topic story. Maybe suggest upgrade to a 7 by adding another 3.5. One for each spectacle. It's ok to rerate for updated info. Mods allow it.

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy Рік тому

      Fake and gay

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 Рік тому +2

      Thank you for your contribution.
      I am not being sarcastic.

    • @jordant.teeterson3100
      @jordant.teeterson3100 Рік тому +5

      I saw a hot air balloon crash in the field behind my house when i was 8. Your story gets a 3.4 but could increase to 5.4 if you were 17 and SMILED.

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 Рік тому +3

    Holy shit, the already posted comment gag on this one was phenomenal. Had to have been from an internet etiquette fan, that comment is EXATCLY erics humor and style of writing

  • @melissylum4106
    @melissylum4106 Рік тому +103

    My life stops entirely when there's a new lesson. My toddler had scissors last time I saw him, but he knows the rules.

  • @aidancaughran
    @aidancaughran Рік тому +9

    Thinking attractiveness can be reduced to a 1-10 scale is unbelievably stupid.

  • @sorenfontes
    @sorenfontes Рік тому +16

    10/10 with makeup, really brings out your eyes Eric and accentuates your flowing blond locks. Hairy boobs are also a huge plus

  • @BeraldtheGreat
    @BeraldtheGreat Рік тому +25

    Erik seething with hatred at Reddit comment sections is so relatable lol

  • @elscorchoz
    @elscorchoz Рік тому +97

    remember when you smoked salvia in the car and then you seen the cat?

  • @purshottamadevadhikar5035
    @purshottamadevadhikar5035 Рік тому +9

    I never see the "oh wait somebody already left that exact comment" joke coming and it makes me laugh everytime

  • @pietromarilac
    @pietromarilac Рік тому +449

    Goddamit Erik, you're pissing more people off aren't you. Thank you

  • @JordanCamus.
    @JordanCamus. Рік тому +26

    Ana de Arma being an 8.5 is insane!

  • @impalavaka
    @impalavaka 9 місяців тому +3

    this video made me more confident thank you

  • @nigerianprince5374
    @nigerianprince5374 Рік тому +53

    I like watching your videos they make me feel better. Thank you and I like your comedy.

  • @romacalor
    @romacalor Рік тому +8

    Eric in drag kinda slaying ngl

  • @kyeona8414
    @kyeona8414 Рік тому +10

    Been a hot minute since I’ve watched your vids but clicked on this one instantly cuz those subreddits FREAK ME OUT

  • @madsstokes
    @madsstokes Рік тому +23

    That guy pointing out the posters made me laugh so hard.

  • @reginene
    @reginene Рік тому +156

    Erik is a certified 10/10

  • @steve9148-n9e
    @steve9148-n9e 11 місяців тому +6

    So what I'm picking up is that rate me subreddits are like crowdsourced negging

  • @archangelmichael1978
    @archangelmichael1978 Рік тому +70

    You've gotta admit, Erik does some of the best sponsor spots. 😂

  • @TheRejiy
    @TheRejiy Рік тому +5

    this is actuality one of the best eric vids ive watched this year. thank you dear teacher. 🙏🙏

  • @getschwifty5271
    @getschwifty5271 Рік тому +13

    One time i was hella stoned & my (at the time- New) friend asked me what I would rate her on a scale 1-10. First time just her & me chillin together w out our squad. But im gay & shes straight so i didnt want her thinking i was creepy/hitting on her so i thought "oh cant rate too high, she'll be offput by me"...
    ...So I rated her a 4. Idk why i went so low, immediately i tried taking it back but it was too late 😢. I could tell it really took the wind out of her sails 😭
    Its been years since then & shes never let me live it down lol. But luckily im pretty sure she gets how it all came about like that.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Рік тому +9

      That is such a perfect stoned story lol. Can relate to overthinking a social situation and botching it for no damn reason 🤣

    • @getschwifty5271
      @getschwifty5271 Рік тому +2

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 lol forreal! 😂 glad her & i can laugh on it now! Haha

  • @Keelow
    @Keelow Рік тому +5

    Erik is such a real one man. Holds down the old school UA-cam vibe even to this day.

  • @jordant.teeterson3100
    @jordant.teeterson3100 Рік тому +159

    I rate this episode 3.1. Eric wasnt nearly drunk and sweaty enough.

    • @jakubswitalski7989
      @jakubswitalski7989 Рік тому +1

      And where's his chonk?

    • @th1rte3ndb
      @th1rte3ndb Рік тому +10

      True but hey we got to see him in a wig and that nipple slapping was 9.5

    • @mikeyt2404
      @mikeyt2404 Рік тому +16

      @@th1rte3ndb MOD: OVERRATED, 2nd Strike please re-review the rules of this UA-cam channel before commenting again

    • @th1rte3ndb
      @th1rte3ndb Рік тому

      @@mikeyt2404 F**K!

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT Рік тому

      I rate it 7/11, not enough drug advertisement.

  • @TheK3vin
    @TheK3vin Рік тому +3

    "You appear to have multiple professionally-made posters of yourself in the back. Why?"
    i'm in the fuckin ground

  • @moonunit7417
    @moonunit7417 Рік тому +15

    I love how EriC is just grenade who lands in random creepy internet communities

  • @jayko4703
    @jayko4703 Рік тому +9

    If I found out someone I was with had posted on a "rate me" subreddit I would run away so fast. Wanting validation is an understandable thing, but wanting it from randos online is a major red flag.

  • @kilgoretrout3973
    @kilgoretrout3973 Рік тому +26

    Hottentot is what the Dutch used to call their ovens.

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 Рік тому +3

      Farhfrum Pùhpin is the German phrase for constipation.

    • @RoomRar
      @RoomRar Рік тому

      Hottentottententententoonstelling

  • @bartham9285
    @bartham9285 Рік тому +2

    this video was the most casual commentiquette video i've ever seen and i was here before the haircut. probably one of the best too.

  • @daanstrik4293
    @daanstrik4293 9 місяців тому +4

    “There’s charms and pheromones and stuff”
    Was this dude talking to ants?

  • @j.r.8176
    @j.r.8176 Рік тому +1

    This has the vibes of your old videos.. I'm actually so happy!

  • @boreddiva2037
    @boreddiva2037 Рік тому +8

    People saying "trim your beard" and "try to look like you have money"... and that's basically the description of his photo at the end 😂

  • @OlOleander
    @OlOleander Рік тому +9

    We through this channel continue to enable Erickh's habit of getting blind drunk, leaving comments, and then going through his browser history to make a video out of it, all to finance his true passion: making low-budget independent short film advertisements.

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 3 місяці тому

      This looks like you couldn't figure out how his name was spelled and just tried all of them at once.

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 3 місяці тому

      @@kamilucredic More of a poke at how often people misspell Erique's name

  • @Turbininh0
    @Turbininh0 Рік тому +7

    "someone already left the exact same comment" always gets me

  • @ramenaddict1676
    @ramenaddict1676 Рік тому +2

    I'm so glad people are shedding light on these subs.

  • @frogblasttheventcore69
    @frogblasttheventcore69 9 місяців тому +5

    imagine being so obsessed with a completely arbitrary metric (which varies depending on who you ask) that you join a fucking subreddit so more people can spew it at you. that actually sounds like a dystopia.

  • @Armadill0h
    @Armadill0h Рік тому +3

    One of my favorite episodes in a while, good stuff BM

  • @Keyw
    @Keyw Рік тому +3

    Actually fantastic episode, nice work, Eric.

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah Рік тому +10

    Wow, Todd Clorox would give better advice than the majority of posters on those subreddits.