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  • @letsGOtoCLASS
    @letsGOtoCLASS 2 роки тому +3496

    How long is he gonna milk this bit

    • @dangerousd1312
      @dangerousd1312 2 роки тому +356

      whenever you stop smoking that damn salvia

    • @link670
      @link670 2 роки тому +440

      As long as anti-woke cringe is an easy source of content.

    • @ctons
      @ctons 2 роки тому

      50 more minutes and I think he'll be done

    • @Inkmonster13
      @Inkmonster13 2 роки тому +16

      My favorite but

    • @Bleilock1
      @Bleilock1 2 роки тому

      @@link670 while i agree and this anti woke bs has reached really obnoxious levels now that fucking rings of power (which nobody cares about) is coming out
      but historic revisionism kinda is scary

  • @aloser8703
    @aloser8703 2 роки тому +1997

    This is how it always happens, first they come for Lord of the rings and I did not speak out because I do not care about lord of the rings. Then they come for Joan of Arc and I do not speak out because I am not Joan of Arc. Then they come for Boudicca and I don’t know who she is.

    • @not_botheredd9893
      @not_botheredd9893 2 роки тому +43

      wish i could like a comment twice 😂

    • @deepyjay
      @deepyjay 2 роки тому +15

      @@not_botheredd9893 Seconded.

    • @MrRicehard
      @MrRicehard 2 роки тому +12

      Everybody used to call her Boo dis ea. Then suddenly in the 90's it had to be Boo dik a. I don't know why.

    • @tofubutcher7456
      @tofubutcher7456 2 роки тому +34

      First they came for Lord of the Rings and I commented the Tolkien quote "Evil cannot create, only corrupt"

    • @KazmirRunik
      @KazmirRunik 2 роки тому +2

      what if the hulk

  • @Greener221
    @Greener221 2 роки тому +1676

    "We don't go to their cultures and destroy their history!"
    I'm laughing so hard.

    • @not_botheredd9893
      @not_botheredd9893 2 роки тому +71

      that part made me take a 5 minute break just to collect myself 🤣

    • @donovanlocust1106
      @donovanlocust1106 2 роки тому +18

      Everyone else : "Oh yeah?"
      (Oh wait I forgot those aren't "real cultures")

    • @SirWeirdGuy
      @SirWeirdGuy 2 роки тому +22

      And Joan of Arc didn't even have red hair so I don't know wtf that's about

    • @SirWeirdGuy
      @SirWeirdGuy 2 роки тому

      And Joan of Arc didn't even have red hair so I don't know wtf that's about

    • @FrostedUndead
      @FrostedUndead 2 роки тому

      Hilarious. He's a comedic genius

  • @Eveliane
    @Eveliane 2 роки тому +2769

    It’s great to see Erik finally getting his own daily wire show! Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who!

    • @rdarkstorm8414
      @rdarkstorm8414 2 роки тому +167

      Read that in Kermit's voice

    • @float32
      @float32 2 роки тому +23

      If we wait long enough, they’ll all just cancel themselves. They always end up eating their own.

    • @WWIflyingace62
      @WWIflyingace62 2 роки тому +37

      You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets!

    • @douglasmitchell6303
      @douglasmitchell6303 2 роки тому +16

      Authoritarian tolerance!!!!

    • @Sachmeris
      @Sachmeris 2 роки тому +2

      Up yours as well! :D

  • @RaveDecoy242
    @RaveDecoy242 2 роки тому +558

    "It's Noah's Wife, not Noah's STEVE." killed me. RIP me.

    • @matiasyannuzzi9655
      @matiasyannuzzi9655 2 роки тому +8

      My condolences, when'w the funeral?

    • @RaveDecoy242
      @RaveDecoy242 2 роки тому +27

      @@matiasyannuzzi9655 Next week at Steve's Ark

    • @matiasyannuzzi9655
      @matiasyannuzzi9655 2 роки тому +6

      @@RaveDecoy242 Sweet, after the service we can go all "Pride 2: LGBT Boogaloo".

    • @signifidelica2819
      @signifidelica2819 2 роки тому +4

      @@RaveDecoy242 Noah's Steve is a hilarious combo of words. Jehova's Robert... Moses' Rick.. wew

    • @Fittrus
      @Fittrus Рік тому

      I literally haven't laughed this this hard in like a year. Thank you for pointing this out

  • @aprilk141
    @aprilk141 2 роки тому +717

    Thanks for another good show. Bounced on my girl's pronouns for 16 minutes to it.

    • @GleeChan
      @GleeChan 2 роки тому +23

      lmfao

    • @cb-wi1cq
      @cb-wi1cq 2 роки тому +8

      Hnnng based

    • @aprilk141
      @aprilk141 2 роки тому +31

      But we had to wash our landlord's bedding so he wouldn't go sniffing all the gender fluids.

    • @comicsans3537
      @comicsans3537 2 роки тому

      Can't believe you push WOMAN on that NON-BINARY CUTIE 🤬🤬🤬 How am I supposed to bounce on my partner's undefined genitalia to this shit?!?

    • @aprilk141
      @aprilk141 2 роки тому +9

      Fart.

  • @sydberetta4649
    @sydberetta4649 2 роки тому +1472

    The fact that Paul Joseph Watson set-up hasn't changed in the slightest, even down to audio quality, is a level of consistency you just don't find these days

    • @dalailarose1596
      @dalailarose1596 2 роки тому +169

      PJW also doesn't appear to have aged, which is... mildly concerning, given that his humanity was already in question.

    • @deivi1
      @deivi1 2 роки тому

      @@dalailarose1596 LIZARD PERSON

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому

      Time travelling robot sent to destroy democracy confirmed

    • @user-ellievator
      @user-ellievator 2 роки тому +140

      @@dalailarose1596 He just recorded a few hundred thousand videos back in 2010 and posts those. 🥵

    • @nunyabidnis3815
      @nunyabidnis3815 2 роки тому +51

      You say that, but his make-up routine has certainly been re-doubled.

  • @reluctantsocialist2670
    @reluctantsocialist2670 2 роки тому +500

    Best thing about Erik for me is that I discovered his channel not through the regular sources but because I stumbled on one of his actual comments on a video, laughed myself stupid and checked out his channel. The rest is history #MakeJoanGreatAgain

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 роки тому +43

      I wasn't even sure those were real until right now. You sir, just made my day. Thanks :)

    • @ldawg7117
      @ldawg7117 2 роки тому +52

      I've been a fan of his content since the let's go to class/ driving on salvia days (12 years or so) it's been my dream to spot one of his comments in the wild one day, and you actually got to. Kinda jealous.

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 2 роки тому +10

      I literally discovered him the same way by him commenting on someone I also watched having fake beef with him.

    • @thatsjonah
      @thatsjonah 2 роки тому +2

      Do you remember what video the comment was on?

    • @reluctantsocialist2670
      @reluctantsocialist2670 2 роки тому

      @@thatsjonah nah, was a few years ago now

  • @frogufrogson3881
    @frogufrogson3881 2 роки тому +306

    Did I miss the cultural shift where we started treating musicals as historical preservation?

    • @moeneet7069
      @moeneet7069 2 роки тому +31

      Around the time that people started giving a shit about Potatoheads pronouns. I remember as a kid they used to come in the same box and all the pieces were in bags in the box...

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 2 роки тому +29

      I blame Les Miserables. Jazz hands are now culturally appropriated signs of revolution.
      We need to reconsider Cats.

    • @Powl_J
      @Powl_J 2 роки тому +24

      They probably think that film where Lincoln is a vampire hunter was a documentary

    • @mpjstuff
      @mpjstuff 2 роки тому +8

      Wait, Cats and Pirates of Penzance aren't historically accurate?

    • @mpjstuff
      @mpjstuff 2 роки тому +13

      @@Powl_J Lincoln was many things. So, we can't really rule out vampire hunter. It's just that, he probably had more time with carving ducks as a hobby and home surgery.

  • @hrlincoln9873
    @hrlincoln9873 2 роки тому +495

    I'm so anti-woke that I fell asleep and dreamed I had friends, but they also weren't my friends and I was at my house, but it was also a parking garage and there was a man selling furs who claimed to be related to La Salle and his beard was mice. Then I woke up, but not in the bad way that this video addresses.

    • @Soyed_Boy
      @Soyed_Boy 2 роки тому +22

      I had a dream that I peed through my nose

    • @brandon9172
      @brandon9172 2 роки тому +27

      I had a dream
      Actually I didn't, dreams are for woke people, like MLK.

    • @mpjstuff
      @mpjstuff 2 роки тому +2

      I dreamed I was woke and then I cancelled myself. I woke up, a normal human being -- or, well, drowsy, because I had removed my capacity for woke.
      But then I got a prescription for Adderall because, drugs solve everything.

    • @MaestroKatProductions
      @MaestroKatProductions 2 роки тому +3

      my uncle is so anti-woke
      that he hasn't woke up from the coma he got in a traffic accident 13 years ago

    • @mpjstuff
      @mpjstuff 2 роки тому +2

      @@MaestroKatProductions Coma may be the best way to prevent being woke.

  • @pantsbonanza3027
    @pantsbonanza3027 2 роки тому +189

    There is one thing Erik isn't doing to really sell the woke watch bit. The camera pointed at him takes up the whole screen instead of being in small corner while a bunch of bullshit fills up the rest of the video space.

    • @samvsmedia8680
      @samvsmedia8680 2 роки тому +26

      I think woke watch is a more high budget channel, more like a daily wire show than your average quartering wannabe

    • @letmeeatmypizza5302
      @letmeeatmypizza5302 2 роки тому +6

      @@samvsmedia8680 imagine wanting to be like the quarter pounder lmfao.

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 2 роки тому +2

      They're too insecure to speak for themselves so they let the screen do the most of the talking

    • @grantonator3884
      @grantonator3884 Рік тому +6

      He could do a bit where he gets progressively smaller and smaller in the corner of the screen as the video goes on.

  • @thedarkone246
    @thedarkone246 2 роки тому +203

    I had a dream that Eric uploaded a 20 minute video of him leaving a single massive comment on some video that was only tangentially related to his comment. I feel like each day we edge closer and closer to that moment becoming real.

    • @sinisterteaser4464
      @sinisterteaser4464 2 роки тому +21

      That’s mad. My Erik dream just involved waking up on my dad’s couch across from him asleep on the other couch, looking for my sandals, taking the bus home and realized I somehow lost a sandal, getting off the bus and taking another bus back to the flat and realizing Erik locked me out of the entire building and looked up at the window and Erik was stood there waving my sandal at me with a shit eating grin

    • @mountainmanmcbeachfront5296
      @mountainmanmcbeachfront5296 2 роки тому +3

      His hair isn’t long enough nor is he shimmering and greasy enough anymore to do something like that nowadays

    • @moooseman3
      @moooseman3 2 роки тому +8

      He already did a 15 minute video with one comment in Skjöldr's Scary Stories: "The Man in the Book"

  • @jamessoltis5407
    @jamessoltis5407 2 роки тому +110

    I’m pretty sure Joan of Arc was canceled by ultra-conservative religious fanatics way back in 1431.
    Although we cannot know for certain Joan’s sexuality, we can definitely say she was a real flamer.

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 2 місяці тому

      didnt know they had modern politics in the 1400s. the more you know!

    • @jamessoltis5407
      @jamessoltis5407 2 місяці тому +1

      @@arealhuman826 There’s nothing modern about ‘modern’ politics. Political intrigue, factionalism, violence, etc. have most likely existed since humans began living in societies…possibly even before.

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 2 місяці тому

      @@jamessoltis5407 did they use donkeys and elephants as symbols back then or wat

    • @jamessoltis5407
      @jamessoltis5407 2 місяці тому +1

      @@arealhuman826 No, they used them for cartage and transportation.

  • @greyboi9550
    @greyboi9550 2 роки тому +823

    It's really upsetting to see people add political shit to a military leader, thanks salvia for stopping the woke mob

    • @RaveDecoy242
      @RaveDecoy242 2 роки тому

      get politics off my military!!!! i just wanna shoot like call of dudy weee brrrr hahaha

    • @Bleilock1
      @Bleilock1 2 роки тому +19

      historic revisionism is scary though

    • @gooper3644
      @gooper3644 2 роки тому +97

      @@Bleilock1 Can be. I think it’s fine as long as they acknowledge this is a play based on the story and not a 100% historically accurate production.

    • @Qobp
      @Qobp 2 роки тому +92

      @@Bleilock1yeah nowadays everyone thinks the flounding fatHERs were black and they sang songs
      Smh my damn head the woke mob has already won

    • @Bleilock1
      @Bleilock1 2 роки тому +2

      @@Qobp its scary that some people believe that
      There are people who genuinely believe ancient greeks and romans were black

  • @FrankyBabes
    @FrankyBabes 2 роки тому +158

    Thrilled that Erik has presumably had to learn about Boudicca's rebellion against the Romans for this

  • @lakamokolaka
    @lakamokolaka 2 роки тому +1272

    I wonder how many people think Eric is being serious who normally don't watch his videos?

    • @br2k
      @br2k 2 роки тому +146

      wait til tomorrow then ctrl+f for Quartering or Sargon, see if people are saying "you're just like my other heroes i watch"

    • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
      @pauloricardo-wn6ps 2 роки тому +100

      probably everyone hes making fun of

    • @gergi29
      @gergi29 2 роки тому +186

      Not gonna lie this is my very first one and I couldn’t really tell at first, but a couple minutes in I’m so glad to find out that it’s not just satire but REALLY good satire at that 😂

    • @vryusvin3905
      @vryusvin3905 2 роки тому +36

      Honestly, that's kinda part of the joke for me :) Wait 'till they find out.... Hehehe

    • @squillz8310
      @squillz8310 2 роки тому +59

      @@gergi29 Erik makes some hilarious shit, glad you enjoyed it on your first watch!

  • @Eggwynn
    @Eggwynn 2 роки тому +212

    the sidecam is so perfectly done ever single time, you've had that shit mastered since the original alex jones video

    • @DeDarkDoom
      @DeDarkDoom 2 роки тому +19

      I like Todd Clorox angle the best

  • @wumbojet
    @wumbojet 2 роки тому +730

    The funniest part about this is that Erik put triple the effort into being entertaining than the "anti-woke" chuds

    • @celebalert5616
      @celebalert5616 2 роки тому +10

      Uhhh I hope this comment is satire

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend 2 роки тому +104

      @@celebalert5616 you realize what channel you're on right? Did you actually think Erik was been serious?

    • @celebalert5616
      @celebalert5616 2 роки тому +9

      @@Fridge_Fiend ... its a ... satire ... channel ... yes

    • @mikeharris6429
      @mikeharris6429 2 роки тому +36

      @@Fridge_Fiend you clearly didn’t read their comment.

    • @JacktheRah
      @JacktheRah 2 роки тому +33

      Satire usually takes more effort than being serious(ly dumb).

  • @micalishis
    @micalishis 2 роки тому +237

    If they made a Joan of Arc movie where she slayed demons in some over the top hyper-action movie no one would care but for some reason they make her identify as "they/them" and people act as though they're putting shame to this historical figure. These people don't care about history in the slightest.

    • @dbraget3233
      @dbraget3233 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah cuz they nobody actually cares about her real legacy

    • @mfbobyle6771
      @mfbobyle6771 2 роки тому +28

      Conservatives would still complain about something

    • @AllyMonsters
      @AllyMonsters 2 роки тому

      @@dbraget3233 They would burn her all over again.

    • @030992amagadi
      @030992amagadi 2 роки тому +21

      You can call the reactions over the top, but flipping a real historic figure's gender just because they felt like it, especially someone like Joan of Arc, is indeed pretty disrespectful. And there is no social movement trying to normalize demon slayers, while there is definitely one behind this play, so it's understandable that people who are against this actual movement would care more about this.

    • @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
      @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 2 роки тому +36

      Dude, you're pretending like giving them what they want will make them stop complaining. That's not how this works. The majority of people who complain about this shit think political beliefs = a personality, so they can't make it through a single conversation without regurgitating some political bullshit they saw on the internet. Their personalities have basically been replaced by PJW transcripts.

  • @Nathan-rhino
    @Nathan-rhino 2 роки тому +100

    I only watch people that complain about content that they aren't interested in actually experiencing! All in service of cashing in on or obsessing over political trends. Long live Woke Watch!

  • @NoDeePop
    @NoDeePop 2 роки тому +21

    the fact that you went out of your way to make sure the audio is peaking adds so much

  • @palehorseman9923
    @palehorseman9923 2 роки тому +13

    "Fat, juicy mouth honkers" is how I will henceforth refer to lips.

  • @phoenixgirl70
    @phoenixgirl70 2 роки тому +33

    I can’t imagine how long it takes to find these clips and perfect comments. Over 10 years and Erik is still killing it.

  • @vintagegamer7027
    @vintagegamer7027 2 роки тому +81

    Eric is fulfilling my dream of becoming a right-wing grifter

    • @samvsmedia8680
      @samvsmedia8680 2 роки тому +11

      I share that dream. It just seems so easy...

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 2 роки тому +4

      @@samvsmedia8680 Not gonna lie, me too.

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 2 роки тому +13

      The key is to give up empathy and embrace sociopathy. Make money your one true god and anything is possible. People will pay you to come up with things to get angry about.

    • @filthyshoggoth
      @filthyshoggoth 2 роки тому

      @@MLBlue30 Seriously. Peterson gave up fucking tenure to be a grifter.

    • @Nowaylarry
      @Nowaylarry 2 роки тому +10

      @@MLBlue30 Hey it worked for Alex until it didn't. Remember folks, don't commit perjury in court.

  • @un1quelyrand0m
    @un1quelyrand0m 2 роки тому +56

    Someone in my family I'm unfortunately related to genuinely is anti-woke and has extremist views. I keep thinking one day he's going to find one of Erik's videos and see it as gospel because of how convincing our big boy is 😂

    • @christopherauito7262
      @christopherauito7262 2 роки тому +4

      Take comfort in knowing that they are probably on a watchdog list now. At least you won’t have to deal with them at thanksgiving.

    • @wlaba272
      @wlaba272 Рік тому

      Believing in transgenderism is an extremist view though, good for your family member, maybe you should learn from that person :)

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld 2 роки тому +66

    I've never been so woke while bouncing on my boi's miniature pineapple.

  • @chaserseven2886
    @chaserseven2886 2 роки тому +482

    Your satire is always on point

    • @chaserseven2886
      @chaserseven2886 2 роки тому +13

      @@aelsi1337 was talking about eric

    • @AzaleaTFG
      @AzaleaTFG 2 роки тому +8

      THIS IS OBVIOUSLY 100% SERIOUS WHY WOULD HE FEATURE CREATORS HE AGREES WITH

    • @theythemgae9025
      @theythemgae9025 2 роки тому +40

      NOTHIN' SATIRICAL ABOUT THE TRUTH PRAISE JESUS AND HIS LOVER SATAN. xoxoxo

    • @MILOPETIT
      @MILOPETIT 2 роки тому +29

      Imma be real I think it's wayyy too subtle for conservatives

    • @Colonel_Flanders
      @Colonel_Flanders 2 роки тому +15

      @@MILOPETIT some of these comments are proof

  • @michaely.4071
    @michaely.4071 2 роки тому +42

    "It's Noah's wife, not Noah's STEVE!"
    I'm dying 🤣

  • @blahpunk1
    @blahpunk1 2 роки тому +57

    Any time you touch on Paul Watson, the jokes just write themselves. Good call, Erik.

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling 2 роки тому +16

      Nobody has touched Paul for a long time.

    • @ardvarkspumiscoldasice
      @ardvarkspumiscoldasice 2 роки тому +1

      I’d touch on those lips

    • @kris2672
      @kris2672 2 роки тому +4

      @@LoveProWrestling judging by the hair cut, neither has the barber

  • @haydenismondo
    @haydenismondo 2 роки тому +12

    Erik looked into the camera and said “That’s a line from Joker, my favorite movie.” Give this man an Oscar.

  • @fonsspeek51
    @fonsspeek51 2 роки тому +73

    I totally agree with everything in this video. Except of course all the stuff I don't agree with. Go Joan Go broke!

    • @bhushaaa4244
      @bhushaaa4244 2 роки тому

      Rarest toilets 🚽🔥
      m.ua-cam.com/users/shortsRrMf_nGpTPc

    • @JoseRS1186
      @JoseRS1186 2 роки тому +1

      Joan certainly did.

  • @ohyoudidntknow93
    @ohyoudidntknow93 2 роки тому +97

    Don't you love how the conservatives' version of freedom is one where you're not allowed to do anything that they don't do?

    • @daraghokane4236
      @daraghokane4236 2 роки тому +16

      Femdom to live in a all white community fredom to say offensive things and not get called rude. Femdom were everyone has to do what you want

    • @oosthuizen2012
      @oosthuizen2012 2 роки тому

      @@daraghokane4236 mate you libs live in mostly white communities too, because you know that brown communities like mine are full of crime don't be hypocritical

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому

      @@daraghokane4236 Whoops, just got called out by autocorrect. That's cool man, you want a lady smooshin your balls, I'm all for it

    • @Vher_
      @Vher_ 2 роки тому +53

      @@daraghokane4236 that autocorrect self-report though

    • @azzy-551
      @azzy-551 2 роки тому +17

      both sides do it, hypocrisy is rampant in politics. It's important to separate yourself from a political identity to make sure you're more open to all perspectives.

  • @archiermanilo23
    @archiermanilo23 2 роки тому +107

    My dad watches GBNews, it is, without a doubt, the most echo-chambering, EDL-loving jerk-fest for all the british people who miss the 70s where they could call Indian people 'packies', when they could leave the house and everybody looked like them, and everyone who didn't was ostricized and ignored. Julia Hartley-Brewer has one joke and that is "look at them, they identify as a woman, and that's bad!" and then the fat one is basically just the TV propaganda guy from V for Vendetta. Which, needless to say, the people who watch GBNews think of themselves as rebels and probably have V for Vendetta masks to protest against parliment for allowing black people to vote, without seeing the irony that V for Vendetta was a movie protesting exclusivity.

    • @superdark336
      @superdark336 2 роки тому +28

      hes one of the five viewers?

    • @archiermanilo23
      @archiermanilo23 2 роки тому

      @@superdark336 Yessir. I should say, he's not a racist edl-loving jerk-off, my dad is lovely, however, he's just a bit disillusioned wiith the bbc.

    • @yungmentalproblems
      @yungmentalproblems 2 роки тому +4

      imagine living in a country where people look like you and speak your language, I could never

    • @Vher_
      @Vher_ 2 роки тому

      @@yungmentalproblems where the hell do you live in where people don't look like you ? the fucking woods ?

    • @ExplodingBear117
      @ExplodingBear117 2 роки тому +30

      @@yungmentalproblems Every time I walk down the street and hear someone speaking in a different language I immediately rush over and express how shocked and offended I am that I can't overhear their conversation. Especially if they're French

  • @itsjackmace
    @itsjackmace 2 роки тому +7

    I’ve been enjoying the ads from here for a long time, people already know Erik is THE ad man on UA-cam. But for the longest time, I merely was in it for the entertainment factor. The Nobbleberry sketches, Erik having pregnant twins listen to Raycons, even the VR shit wasn’t completely annoying. But I was never tempted to pull the trigger and support one of my favourite creators. Nothing was there to really sell me to go over the line.
    Shawn’s feet did it. Holy fuck the meat he’s packing there. Two years of NordPass and I threw the VPN on top in post-nut clarity. Thanks, Erik!

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 2 роки тому +9

    5:27 "Eventually death threats will just be how we say hello to each other."
    This was basically the internet back when I was a kid in the 2000s.

    • @filthyshoggoth
      @filthyshoggoth 2 роки тому +2

      You aren't kidding. You know what a classmate of mine thought was funny in October, 2001?
      Calling a bomb threat into the school. Like seriously, within 20 days of 9/11.
      Today's edgelords are soy af.

    • @dydx_
      @dydx_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@filthyshoggoth That's not a good thing hombre, and don't use soy. If you're old enough to have been in class during 9/11, you're too old to speak like a teenager. Come on dude, "soy af"? you for real?

    • @sonicalex2536
      @sonicalex2536 8 місяців тому

      @@dydx_ Sorry that’s my great great granddad he hasn’t been the same since we put his brain in that robot

  • @TheMadSalviGaming
    @TheMadSalviGaming 2 роки тому +38

    This satire will make a certain Akkad person steaming angery

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +16

      Don't think Akkad is intelligent enough to get satire

    • @LightSoundGate
      @LightSoundGate 2 роки тому

      So what?

    • @Wyrm3
      @Wyrm3 2 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah, that Hammurabi guy

    • @seventeenseventythirteen7465
      @seventeenseventythirteen7465 2 роки тому +7

      Sargon will actually agree with this saying "Ah yes, I'm glad Erik has started to see how bad the woke mob really is. I should have a debate with him on how woke = broke sometimes as he is now based and red pilled, no doubt thanks to me."

    • @khartoumist1031
      @khartoumist1031 2 роки тому +2

      Akkad still reeling from the fact that Nobbleberry exists

  • @tyler4080
    @tyler4080 2 роки тому +54

    Thank you for restoring Joan's legacy Eric! Hard hitting as ever!

  • @dominicparker6124
    @dominicparker6124 2 роки тому +28

    That woman calling jk a hero made me chuckle

  • @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness
    @El-Duderino-His-Dudeness 2 роки тому +21

    This is like Erik's equivalent to Red Letter Media's Nerd Crew.

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 Рік тому

      Holy shit you're 100% right (also The Nerd Crew is by far the smartest thing RLM has made)

  • @LeylaKaratas
    @LeylaKaratas 2 роки тому +91

    ah yes, this is the kind of high quality review i was looking for. right up there with other fine media connoisseurs like the quarter pounder, bozo shapozo and dsl watson. *chef's kiss*
    for your next video, i'd love to see your take on the new woke lord of the rings show, she hulk, batgirl, that one trans baymax clip or literally anything that has women or people of color in it.

    • @froufroudeluxe
      @froufroudeluxe 2 роки тому +24

      BOZO SHAPOZO

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 2 роки тому +11

      Bozo Shapozo killed me in one shot lmfao

    • @bib4eto656
      @bib4eto656 2 роки тому +10

      He already had a video on the new LOTR show, that's when he got a response from that sad, strange British guy

    • @Ckoz2829
      @Ckoz2829 2 роки тому +2

      The Quarter Pounder is fucking gold!

    • @alamunez
      @alamunez 2 роки тому +4

      I liked your comment because Leila K is a boss and Open Sesame is an absolute banger

  • @ATier87
    @ATier87 2 роки тому +19

    The only thing that would make this video better would be a response video from sargon or that lip pouting other british bloke watson or whatever

  • @bellat.1377
    @bellat.1377 2 роки тому +7

    Hey Erik, first time commenter but long time fan. I just want to say that I'm proud the UK finally acknowledges the true heroism in writing a book about a Teenage Trust Fund kid who later becomes a cop. Especially because she wrote most of it on Twitter. Must be real hard to get some good prose in there when you are limited to less characters than she usually likes to fit in her stories. Anyways, thanks for the content.

  • @franciscoastorga8299
    @franciscoastorga8299 2 роки тому +49

    This is your best video Erik. Haven't watched it yet, but I love the ad.

    • @MrMario995
      @MrMario995 2 роки тому +4

      Classic, haven't played it yet

    • @NapanTR
      @NapanTR 2 роки тому

      @Newcious nah

    • @ExplodingBear117
      @ExplodingBear117 2 роки тому

      @@MrMario995 Joan of Arc's Crossdressing Adventure for the Sega Dreamcast? Never played it, classic.

  • @star_dust007
    @star_dust007 2 роки тому +25

    I love how erik can just grab some of his merch and he fits right into woke watch incredible stuff

  • @doubtingtom92
    @doubtingtom92 Рік тому +3

    "It's Noah's Wife, not Noah's STEVE." This is *chefs kiss* beautiful 😙🤌🏽

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +47

    How are you cancelling someone when you are making a play about them and they sort of got cancelled at the stake 600 years ago. Is this like when comedians on their netflix special claim to be cancelled.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +7

      @@juubilo1509 I just had a ton of thoughts so wrote them down

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer 2 роки тому

      Yeah bit crazy to compare being horrifically executed to being censored by MSM.

    • @ringwraith1040
      @ringwraith1040 2 роки тому +1

      What do you mean Dave Chapelle was completely cancelled thats why he still has major events he goes to, has a big voice still and has several more netflix specials coming out in a year.

    • @filthyshoggoth
      @filthyshoggoth 2 роки тому +2

      @@ringwraith1040 Dave Chapelle died in Africa in 2004. I don't like the rich white suburban Ohioan they replaced him with.
      Though its still better than Carlos Mencia, I guess.

    • @ringwraith1040
      @ringwraith1040 2 роки тому

      @@filthyshoggoth yeah I forgot 😜

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt Рік тому +10

    Erik perfectly replicates that "alpha male I spent too much money on boner pills I don't have any furniture" studio that it scares me at times

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon Рік тому +2

      Furniture ruins the Feng Shui of a room.
      All you need is a bed, some space and a picture of Dolph Lundgren to look at while you practice Muay Thai.

  • @thejuansnow
    @thejuansnow Рік тому +4

    This channel is either the best satire ive seen on youtube in a while or the tisms f*cking with me again

    • @Skokapus
      @Skokapus Рік тому +3

      it really just shows how good erik is at satire

  • @greyfells2829
    @greyfells2829 2 роки тому +185

    It is kind of weird to basically whitewash a religious fanatic as a non-binary icon, but who gets upset over theatres doing something weird? It's art, nobody is confusing theatre with history, and plays get stale when they're performed from the same perspective and script over and over.
    As inaccurate as Hamilton was, I don't think there's been any lasting impact on the perception of actual history as a result. Pop culture is always adding a spin to stuff 🤷‍♂️ don't get angry just when it offends you specifically. Go to a museum or a university if you want the real stuff.

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 2 роки тому +74

      Also there's literally a well-known play called Jesus Christ Superstar. And no one has ever batted an eye on that. Like I don't see the problem.

    • @Zionswasd
      @Zionswasd 2 роки тому +6

      pretty much yeah, i wish people learned history more... including me tbh. shits crazy

    • @brandon9172
      @brandon9172 2 роки тому

      Right wingers only get their history from pop culture. Do you really expect them to go outside to a museum or to read a book?

    • @Dontstopbelievingman
      @Dontstopbelievingman 2 роки тому +55

      The globe regularly does gender bent Shakespeare, so this is a pretty harmless exploration in art of a different identity. I know that a lot of anti-woke dudes hold Joan of Arc up as their role model, but this doesn't take anything away from their celebration of women in history, I promise.

    • @TheNodrokov
      @TheNodrokov 2 роки тому +33

      I do think it's pretty important to remember that a big part of why Joan of Arc wore men's clothing was to prevent herself from being raped. I mean, _maybe_ she was non-binary, but we don't really know so it's a bit odd to try and impose our modern understanding of gender on a historical figure like that.
      Perhaps the play touches on the more practical reasons behind her choice of clothing as well though. Either way, everyone getting pissed about this is just giving them free advertising.

  • @heralds
    @heralds 2 роки тому +3

    the amount of effort you put into ads is like watching the superbowl every day, but without that dumb shit they have between commercials

    • @heralds
      @heralds 2 роки тому

      i still remember the unlimited sandwich commercial

  • @chrisburns9898
    @chrisburns9898 2 роки тому +98

    Imagine a decision with precedence is making people this mad.

    • @TheMadmax03
      @TheMadmax03 2 роки тому +6

      There is no precedence for Joan of Arc being non-binary

    • @chrisburns9898
      @chrisburns9898 2 роки тому +39

      @@TheMadmax03 the literal tweet in the very beginning of the video literally said ‘this isn’t the first time Joan has been portrayed like this, and won’t be the last. The statement comes up again during the part with NPC news. Pay better attention next time.

    • @Colonel_Flanders
      @Colonel_Flanders 2 роки тому +37

      @@TheMadmax03 Cross dressing in plays is literally as old as plays.

    • @JackCarregan
      @JackCarregan 2 роки тому +2

      really people have been saying Joan of Arc was trans for a long time?

    • @Colonel_Flanders
      @Colonel_Flanders 2 роки тому +18

      @@JackCarregan literally yes

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +41

    Paul Joseph Watson comes from a country in which Pantomine is a Christmas staple every year, in which the men dress as women and women dress as men. Yet here he is bemoaning a play doing exactly the same.

    • @toestr2120
      @toestr2120 2 роки тому +3

      I think his issue is with the playwrights' interpretation of Joan herself. Shakespearean theatre has a long tradition of men playing female roles.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +19

      @@toestr2120 well he hasn't seen it so it wasn't that, it was just he saw gender swat and they them and became irrationally anrgy. It was also helped as our energy price cap jumped over 80% and this means he can focus on that rather than the government doing nothing.

    • @Hopgop1
      @Hopgop1 2 роки тому +2

      I don't disagree with your point overall, but that's a holdover from when women were not allowed to perform on stage, not really the same thing.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +11

      @@Hopgop1 not exactly originally pantomine is very different from how it is now and the women play some of the male parts including the hero. It isn't just men dressed as women.

    • @1882osr
      @1882osr 2 роки тому

      ​@@Alex-cw3rz It's such a long running part of British culture that even satw took note years ago: ua-cam.com/video/2jz6Ku4qKS8/v-deo.html
      Honestly, the sheer number of Rugby lads who clearly love wearing dresses when out drinking on tour just proves it.
      PJW is just a pearl clutching prude and always has been. He's the boot licking, by the letter hall monitor kid's idea of a 'rebel'... moaning, weaselly and terrified of anything more interesting than white bread.

  • @khartoumist1031
    @khartoumist1031 2 роки тому +32

    Never thought I'd hear the phrase "modern day hero JK Rowling" hey OK that's cool

    • @slightlyoffensivedadjokes
      @slightlyoffensivedadjokes 2 роки тому +3

      that line caught me so off guard I had to pause for a good 15 seconds just to recuperate

  • @tatsuuuuuu
    @tatsuuuuuu 2 роки тому +6

    darn it looks like Internet Comment Etiquette's comment on the fish-lips guys video was deleted

  • @westopher7739
    @westopher7739 2 роки тому +5

    Speaking of GBNews, Andrew Neil already has a segment on there called "Woke Watch." It's impossible to parody these freaks.

  • @alexisgt
    @alexisgt 2 роки тому +7

    I love every single minute of this insanity. I'm happy he keeps things obvious and sarcastic

  • @aidanabregov1412
    @aidanabregov1412 2 роки тому +104

    “I don’t make money on my feet” has gotta be the best sneaked-in line on this channel

    • @kakizakichannel
      @kakizakichannel 2 роки тому

      BOOOOOOOO

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo 2 роки тому +3

      That’s was blatant and sole focus on the line while it was delivered. It was put on a stage it was the opposite of trying to be “sneaked in”

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 роки тому

      cuz it's an ad?

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 роки тому

      ​@@maxuabo whoosh

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo 2 роки тому

      @@FrancisR420 yr an ad

  • @evandavies4151
    @evandavies4151 2 роки тому +201

    Hell yeah more woke watch with Erik. I love it when you epically pwn the libs

    • @oosthuizen2012
      @oosthuizen2012 2 роки тому

      He should actually do that instead of as a joke but he has the brain capacity of a three year old

    • @theythemgae9025
      @theythemgae9025 2 роки тому +7

      I love that it was a double whammy too. Everyone triggered about some art

    • @thomascross8339
      @thomascross8339 2 роки тому +41

      Nothing could ever be funnier than when Conservatives are so clueless they don't even know they're being parodied.

    • @boryolmung9548
      @boryolmung9548 2 роки тому

      He fuck all this progressives so hard fr fr🔥🔥🔥

    • @em_the_bee
      @em_the_bee Рік тому

      @@thomascross8339 hehe yeah these dumb conservatives amirite m8 😂😂😂 it's like they're not even human. subhuman maybe

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah 2 роки тому +18

    I love the Woke Watch title opener, it get's me pumped for some based antiwokeaganda while making me feel like I'm going down on lady liberty.

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 2 роки тому +2

      It reminded me of the tease pictures in those nineties cross-eyed 3D books where you’d stare at a colorful page of random patterns and some image would appear. Never worked for me though. FML.

    • @DavidRYates-tk2tq
      @DavidRYates-tk2tq 9 місяців тому

      Pfft, going down on women is woke, don't you know?

    • @adoredpariah
      @adoredpariah 9 місяців тому

      @@DavidRYates-tk2tq Oh no, you're right! Those insidious wokists must have corrupted me with gay cartoons and gay m&ms... Curse you George Soros!

  • @katszulga1888
    @katszulga1888 2 роки тому +13

    I can't believe a Joan of Arc video had zero team kills. Very disappointing. Three stars.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 2 роки тому +11

    the last news source I can trust

  • @TurboSax
    @TurboSax Рік тому +4

    The movie Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is trying to suggest Lincoln hunted vampires and not werewolves!

  • @enniomorricone359
    @enniomorricone359 2 роки тому +55

    The Asian guy doing a French accent that actually sounded German was funnier than the rest of this video

    • @computerfis
      @computerfis 2 роки тому +2

      Also that burp while having "NPC" in his username. You can't make that shit up.

    • @antlerbraum2881
      @antlerbraum2881 Рік тому +2

      He was such a weirdo lol

  • @moonverine
    @moonverine 2 роки тому +3

    I hope the remodel of the normal filming space wraps up soon, I am having a hard time with this temporary studio, because it is new and I hate new things.

  • @styfen
    @styfen 2 роки тому +5

    Paul Watson is what I imagine you'd get if you took month old milk, mixed in some expensive spam, turkey necks and a dashing of corgi giblets. Then poured the mixture into an English jellybaby mould and then forgot about it being in your freezer for three years.

    • @filthyshoggoth
      @filthyshoggoth 2 роки тому

      I want to say 'expensive Spam' is an oxymoron, then I remember what they charge for congealed bone meat and salt.

  • @idontwantahandlethough
    @idontwantahandlethough 2 роки тому +9

    PJW could make pretty good money if he could knock it off and do god's work with those big ol DSLs. You think God gave him that mouth so it could not be wrapped around another man's member?! Such wasted potential... he could have been one of the greats!!

  • @spibbymcgoo4877
    @spibbymcgoo4877 2 роки тому +13

    Where were these people when Hamilton came out, protesting about how it erased our history and retconned our precious American historical figures into hipster rappers?

    • @prestong.6391
      @prestong.6391 2 роки тому

      trust me they were mad that nobody on the cast was white

  • @veryscaryreaper8883
    @veryscaryreaper8883 2 роки тому +8

    I love the passive-aggressive parodying of the worst channels on UA-cam.

  • @Thankfully_Over
    @Thankfully_Over Рік тому +2

    The investigate building 7 guy killed me, I love how this channel has so much irony that its hard to tell if the comments in the video are real or ironic

    • @lookatdemijipers
      @lookatdemijipers Рік тому

      my favorite is when he lays down the sarcasm so thickly that he gets unironic free speech warriors in the comments

  • @talbotbluechel2102
    @talbotbluechel2102 2 роки тому +4

    Paul Joseph Watson: think no one will notice my receding hairline if I paint myself orange?

    • @pokermitten9795
      @pokermitten9795 16 днів тому

      Kyle Kulinski be looking orange these days too

  • @solianara2306
    @solianara2306 2 роки тому +8

    Welcome to wikifeet, Shaun.

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 Рік тому +3

    I don't mean this as a dig at your actual legitimate comments and well-thought-out jokes, but you just saying "easy, buddy" to the NPC Parents guy stuttering and hiccupping made me laugh so hard I almost cried.

  • @someguyinahotdogsuit9641
    @someguyinahotdogsuit9641 2 роки тому +3

    Its so good to see Erik take up the mantle after Andrew Taint was banned. Excellent video.

  • @bonestheclown9995
    @bonestheclown9995 2 роки тому +4

    I love this, using this format to make fun of terfs is a hilarious use

  • @smilfusii4191
    @smilfusii4191 2 роки тому +43

    Erik plays the role of the alt-right podcaster a little too well

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 2 роки тому +16

      Sargon's hour long response thing Erik had to watch led him to become an infinitely superior red-hat griftard (and as a parody, too!) like 3 weeks later
      Pretty sure Erik is capable of anything, tbh

    • @seventeenseventythirteen7465
      @seventeenseventythirteen7465 2 роки тому +12

      @@thepolarphantasm2319 Erik absolutely destroys Sargon by being better at the anti-woke grift, all while making fun of said grift.

  • @ayejay5603
    @ayejay5603 2 роки тому +13

    Oh ffs is Paul still around?

  • @mavenYGO
    @mavenYGO 2 роки тому +4

    "it's Noahs wife, not Noahs Steve" is a top signature

  • @caterpuss
    @caterpuss 2 роки тому +9

    Have you ever noticed how when a bunch of people go to church you call them they/them?!

  • @johnmccarron7066
    @johnmccarron7066 2 роки тому +7

    The delicious irony of an English person coming to the defense of Joan of Arc....

    • @fiblin483
      @fiblin483 Рік тому

      I looked it up and she ain't even right lol
      Joan of arc was basically trans

  • @brainzapbaby8885
    @brainzapbaby8885 2 роки тому +22

    "Mouth honkers" really got me

  • @calvinlee8103
    @calvinlee8103 2 роки тому +10

    What's next, making Alexander Hamilton black or whatever?

    • @awest182
      @awest182 2 роки тому

      What else, Jesus Christ was a socialist?

  • @Itssmial_Ova
    @Itssmial_Ova 2 роки тому +21

    Anyone else remember when youtubers like JP Spears were satire, and they slowly slid into being legitimate conspiracy loons?
    I really hope that doesn't happen to Eric.
    You could say "That will never happen" But man... Watching Spears slowly descend into madness was really shocking.

  • @DaemonJerky
    @DaemonJerky 2 роки тому +5

    Absolute 10/10 video this a goddamn masterpiece. Appreciate the effort you put into this one. Love the new direction you went with this

  • @rikarson2098
    @rikarson2098 2 місяці тому +2

    Mouth honkers. I will forever call them mouth honkers

  • @AliveForMusic
    @AliveForMusic 2 роки тому +7

    You're one of the rare reminders that I should be happy that I'm alive, Erik.

  • @CthulhusBFF2
    @CthulhusBFF2 2 роки тому +23

    Eric is peak satire in a world that’s forgotten the meaning of the word.

  • @idontwantahandlethough
    @idontwantahandlethough 2 роки тому +2

    I accidentally hit my mousepad at 1:02 (stopping the video) and was amazed at how long of a moment of silence we were doing...

  • @user-dn5bx2iu3e
    @user-dn5bx2iu3e 2 роки тому

    Dude, not once have I been disappointed by you erik.
    The sassy head snapping side cam, The unironic roast of the right and the left simultaneously.
    Like where in the hell did you get that mic and set up... It looks so perfect is that even a real laptop?...
    Comedy gold, you glorious bastard.
    I know Im supposed to go with the flow but I just cant dude you're too good.
    Thanks for being the immune to the internets bs dude that you are. 10/10 content every god damn time.
    appreciate you homie.

  • @TheBrody05
    @TheBrody05 2 роки тому +5

    The other guy in your ads is really puttin the work in man, honestly one of my favorite parts about your vids is seeing how you incorporate him into ads and shit.

    • @TheUniBaller
      @TheUniBaller 2 роки тому +5

      Cheers!

    • @TheBrody05
      @TheBrody05 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheUniBaller good stuff brotha

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 2 роки тому

      Shawn is a Salvia legend. Next to Sam, Jarret, Narfi, DJ Crib Def, Uncle Dave, Curious Betsy, Skjöldr, Todd Clorox, J.K. Rowlings, that robot I totally forgot the name of, shirtless old men, space ships, internet comments…
      … maybe I’ve become too invested in this…

    • @TheBrody05
      @TheBrody05 2 роки тому

      @@RustOnWheels havent we all

  • @chrisgenovese8188
    @chrisgenovese8188 2 роки тому +4

    bounced on my boys Boudicca to this.

  • @Epsomgwtfbbq
    @Epsomgwtfbbq 2 роки тому +3

    I want a shirt that says do your research on the back and seize your investigations on the front

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- 2 роки тому +2

    Shame the kink shame episode was age restricted.
    And this week's episode didn't come up on my feed!

  • @RogueAstro85
    @RogueAstro85 2 роки тому +2

    Damn PJW can't even muster up any energy even for the camera. He looks like he just went through a divorce and eviction

  • @davidcarter7547
    @davidcarter7547 2 роки тому +19

    He’s in too deep. I’m worried we’re losing him to the role, like he’s DDL or something.

  • @joshuathompson537
    @joshuathompson537 2 роки тому +4

    Sup Eric. Haven't watched you in about a year. I want more nubleborski

  • @note4note804
    @note4note804 2 роки тому +6

    Am I the only one that thought when news of this first came out that it sounded cool because they were going to go, "Yeah, because Joan of Arc said God spoke through her, so people would treat her and God as one person and reference her as they/them because she's both herself and God."?

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 2 роки тому

      Blasphemy! Women aren’t allowed in the kingdom of god! Only young bois with deep blue eyes and shiny moist shaft hungry lips.

    • @Junebug89
      @Junebug89 2 роки тому +2

      The problem is that you thought. You're supposed to go "no, change bad, liberals bad!".

  • @sealinseguro
    @sealinseguro 2 роки тому +2

    "I don't share that complaint"

  • @1337Dennis
    @1337Dennis 2 роки тому +2

    you guys, that was a really good sponsor spot, funny from both sides!

  • @snart2195
    @snart2195 2 роки тому +3

    None of these people are ever going to go see a play

  • @EmperorSmith
    @EmperorSmith 2 роки тому +3

    Joan d'Arc is a Patron Saint of France. Honored as a defender of the French nation for her role in the siege of Orléans and her insistence on the coronation of Charles VII of France during the Hundred Years' War.
    She also loved Aerobics, I saw it in the Documentary Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure.
    How dare these woke marcksysts try to insinuate that she doesn;t even do aerobics.
    Bill and Ted got an A for that assignment!!! Are you saying you know better than a history professor? Duning Kruger effect much?!!

    • @filthyshoggoth
      @filthyshoggoth 2 роки тому +1

      I have been hearing whispers about how Napoleon was some kind of tyrant, and did "not, in fact, enjoy water parks".