@@Centralhawk personally, I watch all my Pyro content through Chat GPT! Because Pyro repeats everything he says in the stream clips immediately after, this is helpful for the AI to parse through the information and regurgitate it to me in a singular text-form sentence! This is very helpful to me too because it gives me something to read to ensure all the words are correct as my hearing & focus has gotten really poor after listening to British UA-camrs for some reason. Hope this helps!
*Original title:* One of My Viewers Stole $30,000 *Original thumbnail:* Guardian headline: Dark web dealer who stole unreleased Coldplay music gets suspended sentence. Skylar Dalziel's hard drives showed access to about 290,000 tracks from artists also including Shawn Mendes, police say Thumbnail ran through tesseract command line OCR. *Edit:* *New title:* You Actually Scare Me *Original thumbnail:* Pyrocynical looking at the camera w/ his mouth open smiling
@@Generic_Doodlesi think the second title is more bait so better for numbers and we know pyro can’t stop caring about number even if he trys u can’t be such a big youtuber and stay so relevant without caring about numbers
"Piracy hurts people working at the label" as a musician whos worked with labels, not really. The people making wage/salary will make the same money regardless of whether people pirate music. The only people it hurts are the artist and the corpo, and most artists dont care if someone who would never pay for music anyway pirates their stuff. It only hurts the artist because we lose that 1/10th of a penny per stream, and it hurts the corpos a lot less than the artists.
Not quite "take from the rich give to the poor" but I'll take it :3 Piracy is justified when the content is trashy and recording labels are willing to put botnets on your computer just to make sure you listen the way you're supposed to.
Coldplay writes most fire songs ever, proceeds to never release them. I've heard most of the leaked songs and I'm genuinely so mad they left those songs out of their respective albums
all the teenage boys who watched pyro back when he was a leafy clone have grown up into beautiful hacker girls now. we truly do live in a society
real
Baddy hacker girls 🫠
me
Proud to serve my country
you love to see it
60k? but the title says 30k. Inflation is Truly out of control
stay plump pyro!
First reverse-clickbait video on this channel
Inflation is wild
I chuckled at this. Have a like.
Pyro goes from talking about a hacker making tens of thousands of dollars to his meet-and-greet in Megacon XD
Actual funny pyro fan
Thank you for repeating everything you said in the stream clips immediately after, it really helped because we’re all very very stupid
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Can someone summarize this comment, I'm very stupid.
@@Centralhawk personally, I watch all my Pyro content through Chat GPT! Because Pyro repeats everything he says in the stream clips immediately after, this is helpful for the AI to parse through the information and regurgitate it to me in a singular text-form sentence! This is very helpful to me too because it gives me something to read to ensure all the words are correct as my hearing & focus has gotten really poor after listening to British UA-camrs for some reason. Hope this helps!
He knows his viewers very well and that they are trans
@@Centralhawk Pyro bad man
"I'm Skyler White, yo. I stole 30k dillar and gave them to Ted, yo."
dillar
@@demomandemopan370 languages
wow thats a lot of dillars
She augmented his body
"I inflated Ted, and i liked it."
*Original title:* One of My Viewers Stole $30,000
*Original thumbnail:* Guardian headline: Dark web dealer who stole unreleased Coldplay music gets suspended sentence. Skylar Dalziel's hard drives showed access to about 290,000 tracks from artists also including Shawn Mendes, police say
Thumbnail ran through tesseract command line OCR.
*Edit:*
*New title:* You Actually Scare Me
*Original thumbnail:* Pyrocynical looking at the camera w/ his mouth open smiling
he changed both
The OG title and Thumbnail was so much better, Pyro L
@@Generic_Doodles oh hi justa
@@Generic_Doodlesi think the second title is more bait so better for numbers and we know pyro can’t stop caring about number even if he trys u can’t be such a big youtuber and stay so relevant without caring about numbers
thank you for your service
unironically a good slop
technically he's using his fans for content in this one
Let’s go the trough is full piggies!!!
yeah only because it's an original story
your head lost 30000 hairs
Get a better joke bro Jesus Christ
@Cptspeztic pyro alt account spotted
@Cptspeztic i can smell you ovulating
lmao 😭
@Cptspeztic pyro alt
congrats on the transition pyro
nya :3
@NoctiliaGrah POKA
You should ask your community how many high level criminals you have as fans and talk to them or something
SLOP IS A FELONY!!!!
Damn $30,000 pyro commission
Underrated comment
Skylar, if you're reading this, do us a favour and access pyros commissions, thanx
Unironically this is actually fucking sick
No it isn’t💔 millionaires and billionaires don’t need more money taken😢 poor people are so incompetent☹️☹️
@@pablo36171what would they do without that 60k sitting in their bank account?
Especially the fact she got to keep the money. Hilarious how they tried to spice it up by calling it the dark web lmao
@@Evanz111 they mistyped "the dank web" oooosh
I’m leaving Dublin for the duration of January just so I’m not risking the chance of accidentally meeting you
Original Title: one of my viewers is 30,000 pounds, just like me
"Piracy hurts people working at the label" as a musician whos worked with labels, not really. The people making wage/salary will make the same money regardless of whether people pirate music. The only people it hurts are the artist and the corpo, and most artists dont care if someone who would never pay for music anyway pirates their stuff. It only hurts the artist because we lose that 1/10th of a penny per stream, and it hurts the corpos a lot less than the artists.
why haven't i heard of u then
@HiImArcherr Who?
@@MyNameIsBhex that's a good question
original title: "one of my viewers stole $30,000"
New title: "You actually scare me..."
She’s a MadLass for this
The sloplive for this one gonna be good
The slop thickens
you're not an accessory to the crime, just an accessory to the macbook
Original title: Coming Out of The Closet...
I don't feel like watching this one, Niall
14:00 bet they saw Discord in dark mode and thought that was what the dark web meant lmao
There are 1.12M subs on this channel alone. Rest assured that this is far from the worst thing a Pyro fan has done.
I feel sorry for the officer who had to investigate your channel after finding about the sticker
Jail stream when
Original Title: So I Kinda Wanna Dress As A Woman Again
0:55 nobody wants to meet you in person, pyro
At this point I feel like I’d have more luck finding a transbian gf in pyro’s chat than at the gay bars
8:15 bro cut out him saying “Melane Martinez” 💀😭😭
Her music is so ass 😭😭 sneaky snitch ass tracks
COOL!! Pyro never fails to disappoint
honest pyro fan reaction:🏳⚧
🏳️⚧️
🏳️⚧️
10:53 ok what did you guys say in chat lol
Crazy how pyro stole 16 minutes from my life to watch this video
Pyro mentioning Luton has to be the realest thing to me at least he's aware of it being an area (help)
Pyro stole 30,000 chins
Now we need this guy to steal pyro's 100k inflation commision folder
The entire planet when pyro do slop instead of horror slop:
*plin plin plon*
*plin plon plin*
*plin plon*
This some really high high quality slop, I actually really like it, thank you pyro community for this story❤
I'll be sure to jumpscare Pyro at the Megacon Live when the time comes
1 minute ago, pyro changed the world
The Pyro hair situation is crazy
So glad to be apart of this wholesome supportive community 🙏🙏🙏
$30,000? Them's rookie numbers. Need to get those gains UP
i showed my friend pyrocynical for the first time and he said ,,why does his hair look so stupid"
Original title: i goon to my fans submissions and inflate
4:45 grew up for a few years in Luton and nearby Leighton Buzzard, represented.
"I am not in danger Walter! I am the danger!"
I can feel it coming. Twinkdeath. The wall approaches.
anyone knows what's the 80's song is in the background when he reads the start of the article around 3:39 ?
"i know. And nobody will help you or stop me"
Now hack and leak Pyro's inflation art folder
Confirmed, to be a Pyro fan, you have to at least be a criminal.
It wouldn't be a Pyro slop video without unskippable double ads playing less than 1 mi ute into the video ❤
List of clipfarming:
0:00-15:59
Comment if i missed anything.
You missed 16:00
Don’t worry Pyro, they aren’t insane because of you, they were insane in the first place for deciding to subscribe to your channel
Good.
Keep running.
do you like weezer
Yes we truly are a wild bunch mr inflated
Funny how the Leafy-clone era of Pyro’s fans grew into an era of badass hacker girls. Truly, reality has a sense of humor.
average luton resident
theres fuckall else to do in luton tbf
Petition for pyro to shave his head completely bald for the memes
yapping while wearing a 10th party Sailor Moon sweater from Temu Liverpool Branch is crazy.
This moment was so ridiculously funny, pyro viewers never disappoint
Persons name in article is Skylar, person you're talking to is named skyler, you're probably talking to a larper, sorry pyro
No
Skyliar
Article probably misspelled it lmao
I like that I watched this right after NFKRZ most recent upload. They were two hours apart. XD
"You actually scare me" 💀💀
one of the funnier slop vids in while :)
Pyro never fails to disappoint ❤
The Pyro truly was cynical
2:28 u know what else is crazy?
Alright pyro didn’t need to put your Walter white confession tape out here
Not quite "take from the rich give to the poor" but I'll take it :3
Piracy is justified when the content is trashy and recording labels are willing to put botnets on your computer just to make sure you listen the way you're supposed to.
The turn around is crazy, the slop don’t stop!
W for hacker robbing the billionaires and keeping it after getting caught.
updated thumbnail is fire
Awesome no slop vid pyro
10/10 slop, this was enjoyable
bro is losing hair strands by the minute
Original title: Big Daddy Twitch Chat Scared Me (probably)
7:00 pyro learns the definition of insanity
pyro fans are the type of people to walk around a con and spray people who stink with deodorant despite themselves never having bathed in 3 years
Little does pyro know I’ve absconded with far more than that
Least sane pyro viewer
Yoo bro you have 666 videos on your main channel rn 😂😂
Pyro's Hair Actually Scare Me...
0:35 no way bro now knows about dexter
Truly one of the bay harbour butcher moments of all times
I lost 30000 IQ points watching Pyro be scared of fictional women
no way skylar white is a pyro viewer yooo 🔥🔥
The most useful pyro's fan
Pyro let his English self sneak out bulb said “mental”
14:15 telegrams owner was forced at literal gunpoint by the police to give them the encryption algorithm
Coldplay writes most fire songs ever, proceeds to never release them. I've heard most of the leaked songs and I'm genuinely so mad they left those songs out of their respective albums
Bro rent was due
Pyroslopical mass unfollowing when
2:39: “*bebie* rexa” moment
5 meebles and 1019 glorps, keep up the good work
LeStachette was the first hardcore Pyro fan.
Original Title: "One of my viewers tried to overthrow the british government"
Guys guys he uploaded Darkwood
Hair looks full and vibrant today, pryo
mans dropped about $43.00 on his hoodie.