Trump Indictment Watch | The Problem with Jon Stewart Podcast
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- Опубліковано 28 бер 2023
- On this week’s podcast, Jon is joined by writers Kris Acimovic and Jay Jurden for a chat about all the hoopla surrounding Trump’s possible indictment. They’ve got some great ideas for how to spice it up. (Hint: it involves escalators.) Listen to the full episode now on Apple Podcasts.
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I've heard this song too many times. I'll dance to it when I see him in a courtroom. Not an instant before.
Not until the perp walk after sentencing.
it'll never happen. "elite" cunts always manage to evade. nice to dream about though i will admit.
“If” he does actually get sentenced for even an hour in any jail/prison, there won’t be a need for him to dawn an orange jump suit
I wish we could really talk...
Indict Bush/Cheney, then maybe I'd say indict Trump. But this is damn sad.
no escalator,..trebuchet.
"flip it...flip it good."
I vote for being shot from a Cannon into the jail cell.
Do it just like that slow motion scene in Northern Exposure with the piano and the trebuchet.
@@lonepigeon68
I was thinking more of the Siege of Constantinople, 1453, when the Ottomans were flinging Black Death corpses over the wall, decimating the occupants trapped inside..but, we'd still need a good piano trac,..yes...something kind'a dirg'ie and brooding, but..with a bit of a bounce, for the Ladies.
I'm waiting for the "We can't indict someone who's announced their bid for the presidency." followed by the "the statue of limitations have prevented us from pursuing charges"
The Buster Keaton comment about him making a film today with escalators and moving sidewalks was excellent. How true.
Jon for President!💥
Been home with the flu for six days and this episode of Jon’s really raised my spirits. I loved the art work done by AI in the Dali style etc. Soo good, even if not human. Re:colonoscopy- the anesthesia is great: here one minute, out the next and then pretty much awake again with no residual nausea etc.
I've never had such an enjoyable case of the farts in my life!
Bless you all for such a good laugh!!! Thank you.
a moving sidewalk seems like a pretty good description of purgatory. just connect it end-to-end in a mobius strip, to ensure the analogy gets a pull-back reveal and misses as few minds as practicable
I know he would say this is ridiculous, but Jon Stewart should ABSOLUTELY run for president. We need somebody with a soul, values, a quick wit, and charisma. His acerbic wit would be the perfect antidote to the Desanctis/Trump cynicism. I think that Trump proved that a TV personality can get elected and Zelensky has proven that a comedian can be a serious leader.
You're probably noticing nobody who is actually worthy of the job will ever want the job of being president. It's either attention seeking geriatric toddlers or life long plutocrats. Just wait and see the field for 2024--new lows for sure!
Zelensky?! Lmao. The dude has banned opposition parties, shut down collective bargaining, uses actual Nazis to fight Russia… get the fk off cnn’s Richard!
Thank you Jon for all you do!!!! Love your work all the way over her in Australia!!!!
Love to Australia 🇦🇺 from Missouri, The Show Me State 💜🙏✝️ 🏳️🌈 🇺🇸
Amsterdam NL here :)
Jon's joke about the movie actually happened this week - shooting in NYC for Joker 2 included a crowd of protesters (i think protesting the Joker's imprisonment or something like that).
I feel like the NY AG is procrastinating like I do when I have a pile of IKEA to assemble. 😅
I just love Jon Stewart and his pure honesty!! Keep it real Jon!
The law MUST be the same for ALL of US citizens.
If someone else would go to jail, Trump has to go too.
The land of the free. Free to obey to the rules that the dominant group made for you.🧠
Rules to which they don't obey themselves.
@@philippebrehier7386 Well the criminal wealthy ruling elite is a the most protected class in US history. Every tax cut is us letting them be parasites of the first order.
@@jabezhane Agree(d) ;-)
.... Wow.... The "ghetto" been saying this for at least a century.
I agree … please indict ALL politicians / political personnel that misuse campaign contributions. Hillary and the DNC were fined for their use of campaign funds for the Steele Dossier. If Trump goes to jail, throw Hillary and the DNC chairperson in jail too. Let’s purge the system of all the corruption. Arrest all the inside traders in Congress … lock all the criminals up!
America is currently plagued by the hydra-headed evil duo of inflation and recession. The worst part about this recession is that consumers are racking up credit card debt. In Feb. alone, credit card debt went up 20% while rates have doubled in a year. Inflation is so high that consumers are literally taking debt for basic life necessities. Collapse has indeed begun..
Collapse is generous 1st time in our history with a full generation that wasn't taught financial literacy, civics, Google fixes their problems if their parents don't do it for them. Reckoning for participation trophies is incoming.
The best course of action if you lack market knowledge is to ask a consultant or investing coach for guidance or assistance. Speaking with a consultant helped me stay afloat in the market and grow my portfolio to about 65% since January, even though I know it sounds obvious or generic. I believe that is the most effective way to enter the business at the moment.
The adviser I use is actually quite known, you might have heard of her, Christine Blake Mckale, she's been featured on several platforms including CNBC and Bloomberg, you can search her name.
In the u.k. the bank of England has been raising interest rates and yet inflation still increased. Everything is being done to keep wages down yet 54 % of present inflation is caused by corporate profits and gouging. If you want to reduce inflation then tax corporations on excess profits is the logical course but logic is never used
I just started my vacation in Vietnam 3 days ago to visit in-laws and get away from winter in Wyoming. We found out today that if you want to change $USD into Vietnam Dong, the bills have to be RECENT - so no Ben Franklins that aren't blue. Also, if the denomination is other than $100, the exchange rate goes down. ALSO - if the bills have any "defect" like missing corners or ink handwriting or tears, they will not accept them. This has never happened to me before, and I've been here 7 times. China and Japan just unloaded something like 800 billion in US currency to protect their own. We're in deep doo doo.....I might stay here out of spite.
I agree the arrest and arraignment will generally be uneventful but the impact is significant! The symbolism, that these nepotists can actually be held accountable by a jury of citizens like the rest of us, is meaningful.
On an aside, the escalator chase scene to hell would be comedic gold!
🤔👊🔥✌
I feel the up escalator moment would be a great closure for the country.
A better moment would be down an elevator shaft.
Escalator related indictment. Perfect!
Can always count on you guys for a hilarious twist or two on every topic. But that last one about the cameras was side-splitting.
For my last colonoscopy I'm drinking that horrible liquid, I felt like Dumbledore, I forgot which book, where he's drinking that horrible liquid to get to the necklace that was a horcrux. And I heard Harry Potter's voice in my head saying you got to drink it all, just a little more. You got to drink it all.
The half blood prince... And I'm losing it at your comment lmfao.
Thank you. A little levity does help from time to time. No matter the state of the country.
Excellent analogy: It's like the news media is a colonoscopy, shoving cameras up there and waiting for shit to happen.
escalators are amazing! i remember holding both my kids hands when they were toddlers and trying to get them to step on with me without any of us face-planting! i'm so glad you talked about escalators. as a first gen American, a Polock, my dad was so fascinated by escalators he used to take us to the mall just a ride on them. as mitch hedberg (rip, man) pointed out, an escalator can't be entirely broken. when out of order: "escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience." the very best on escalators is in john irving's classic novel, hotel new hampshire, one fella who can't use his legs walks everywhere on his hands, but unfortunately he dies when his tie gets caught in the escalator. as a Polish girl with EDS, a genetic mutant, i appreciate that story. it was a warning about these escalators with which my dad was so enamored.
I have said for many years that Jon Stewart is the modern day Moliere .A truth teller in the face of political expediency. A fighter for us all in a time of political and social cowardice . Goooooooo//// Jon. God Bless you.
In a world that often appears fragmented and unsure, your voice has risen as a shining light of optimism for numerous people. As a devoted fan and fellow citizen, I am extending a sincere request: contemplate the prospect of running for the President of the United States. Your exceptional attributes possess the potential to bring about enduring, meaningful change for our nation and its citizens.
Your unwavering commitment to honesty, virtue, and comprehension has impacted the lives of innumerable individuals. Your extraordinary aptitude for debunking false claims and elucidating intricate subjects in an accessible manner has not only informed but also motivated them to participate in meaningful dialogues. Your wit, charm, and authentic warmth have resonated with people from various backgrounds, cultivating a sense of solidarity and mutual objectives.
Currently, our country desperately needs a leader capable of bringing us together under a shared goal of optimism, unity, and progressiveness. Your intellect, earnestness, and unfaltering ethical principles make you the perfect contender to realize this aspiration. Your bravery in defending justice and your ceaseless quest for the truth would revitalize our political arena.
What truly distinguishes you, however, is your profound empathy and capacity to connect with others. Your dedicated efforts towards social justice and your unwavering advocacy for underprivileged communities bear witness to your character. These qualities make you not only an inspiring individual but also a beacon of hope and motivation for countless Americans.
In closing, I am convinced that you are the leader our nation has been seeking. By pursuing the presidency, you can serve your country while providing hope and inspiration to millions of Americans yearning for a more promising future.
Thank you for considering this earnest entreaty. Your choice could become the driving force for a future that we can all take pride in.
Buster Keaton did do an escalator scene in "The Electric House". Broke his ankle while filming it however.
I love these damn things. lol. Please, for the love of everything holy, don't stop doing them.
It IS a movie. Instead of tickets the producers are selling advertising--but it's a movie, with locations and scripts and actors. It's a stretch to even call it a documentary. The producers are also actors & writers, proactively creating as much of the narrative as they are "reporting."
I look forward to these podcasts they're gold lol
Yes!!!! Thank you baby Jesus and the grand jury is indicting
Good luck with your prep and scope outcome. And thanks for the laughs.😅
Love you guys! Thanks for the chuckles this morning.
Jon, run for president. You have to do it!
Jon, I love the escalator montage in my mind.
The land of the free.
Free to obey to the rules that the dominant group made for you.🧠
Rules to which they don't obey themselves.
The law MUST be the same for ALL of us.
If someone else would go to jail, Trump has to go too.
Dominant Wealthy Minority.
2:18 - "I'm not going to lie, Jon. It is the most hilarious chase sense you could imagine is up an escalator." 🏆✨
Also, 4:30... * end scene * That is some Dali delight, right there.
I think the media was hoping for a Jan 6 style spectacle, and they were disappointed they didn't get one
Pretty sure that Mar-A-Lardo is also hoping for another 1/6-like circus.
Well I think even the cultists are learning that trump just uses them to fight his battles--we all know he cannot fight them. Good for you Cultists, regaining critical thought is a major step in the right direction!
I was hoping for a 1776 2.0 myself.
I was dying when Jordan Klepper only managed to find 2 people! More Proud Boys showed up to the Drag Queen Story Hour, 4 maybe 5, but still PAB had to be crestfallen. 😸
Reporters interviewing other reporters - kinda sums up the US news media, doesn't it.
They are primarily humorists
Or walking slowly down a ramp 😁
WOW that image of Buster Keaton was Gold. Add Harold LLoyd and its platinum 🤩🎯
Run for president Jon!
I thought you said, “old, used colon”. 😂
Love you Jon! Good luck with the procedure!!
So did I the first mention. 😏
So did I! Either way, too funny!
Going up the going down escalator.
😂
I love this podcast.. 😂
Alvin Bragg should make the announcement via escalator
Brilliant comment!
Have Donnie go down the escalator again with Bragg holding handcuffs waiting at the bottom
"Trump found the flaw in the American Death Star. It doesn't know how to turn the cameras off, even when it's filming its own demise." Matt Taibbi
The American death star is citizens United.
T**** could show up in a Ford Escalade... er.
(crickets)
(cough)
😬
We'll be here (at the courthouse) all week, be sure to tip your reporters.
We got him! We got him! We got him!
Dear mr Stewart.
A good friend of mine told me that you were a true advocate for veterans and their healthcare. I have a channel I've started Mike, the frustrated veteran, trying to reach out to people on the lack of quality healthcare.
I currently have a case with the VA OIG office inspector general over my lower lumbar. I'm 2 weeks after having it fused when the VA said there were no changes according to their veiw.
The last four years of my life dealing with the VA system has been a complete nightmare stemming from a motorcycle accident I didn't get seen for by my primary care provider at the VA.
Thank you for your time, I hope that this reaches your desk and that you have a chance to view just one.
Thank you for your time and interest, if any, in my plight to get better Healthcare for our veterans of today and the one of tomorrow.
Sincerely
SSG Michael R. Schlipp, retired
made THIS episode just in time!
Buster Keaton has an escalator bit in The Electric House. Epic chase scenes for real!
Wait, I actually want these AI art pieces!
0:20 EXACTLY.
Tiny could use an escalator on a stair-car a la George Bluth Sr. Very fitting for him to be in an Arrested Development meme.
Him?
If I was the judge, I'd slap a GAG ORDER on the case prohibiting Trump or any lawyer or anyone connected with the case from ANY comments. I'd be ready to hold Trump within days, if not hours, with CONTEMPT OF COURT charges. I'd reiterate the GAG ORDER and tell him a second violation would have him held in jail till the trial commenced.
ITS HAPPENING
Things you don’t want to hear while having a colonoscopy - and I did, from the nurse down at the business end, just as the camera was going in: “I’m very good friends with your neighbour!”, just before I went under… 😬
Trump was confused last week when he said the Grand Jury WOULD INDICT him on Tuesday. Again this past Wednesday he was totally confused when he said the Grand Jury WOULD NOT INDICT HIM. Trump continues to think he is hosting a GAME SHOW, without realizing he is now in A COURT OF LAW, a new forum for which he is not prepared!
Last week they were talking about Prison Isn't the answer and now they are calling for prison, CLOWN WORLD!
“That kid is back on the escalator again!” ~Mallrats
I think the victim in this scenario is the poor escalator that has to lift his fat ass.
I hope he would share the same fate as that damn kid.
I’ve always felt up escalators should play the Price is Right Cliffhanger music
Easy, everyone. We haven't killed Palpatine and destroyed the Death Star just yet. We have a long way to go.....
I pay my Taxes,I am Productive Member of Society,i Do Voluntary work,I deserve Jon Stewart as President.
I thought for the first second or two that the guy on the right was shirtless. I was like, what is he doing shirtless on a video podcast!
It’s going to happen when nobody expects it. I think the grand jury has already voted to indict.
Comedy gold.
I just picture him coming out of that hearing like a browbeaten Clay Davis. 😂
John and crew so good. So sad this man is still in our public discourse. When I see those poor retches at his rallies believing the lies he spews. Thinking he actually cares and is willing to help anyone other than his own ego. Shocking so many in this country can't see the truth. Makes me wonder why!
Young minds+a sage input = fun truth.
Kris has the cutest laugh I've ever heard. So adorable
Even his followers learned from January 6th that if he calls for violence that they should stay as far away as possible
The lesson being that they go to prison and he skates on by without a care in the world
As far as him actually being Indicted, I still say that as soon as one AG or DA gets up the nerve to pull that trigger they will unleash a torrent
He's relied on being above the law for years because no one is willing to put their political careers on the line to take him down
It will just take one brave soul and the rest will follow
Up the escalator with t-paper stuck to his shoe.
All cameras toward the bafoon of bafoons while more dangerous candidates calculate their odds of winning the MAGA votes. Lord. Thank you Jon for bringing balance and good humor in this centrifuge of gawd-knows-what.
The escalator idea would bring it to a full circle.
😂🤣who's got the most cameras🤣😂
I wonder if Mr. Stewart's writers were humoring him when he made the Buster Keaton remark. They were probably really thinking "Who the flying !@#$%" is Buster Keaton?"
With UA-cam you can watch entire careers of artists from the past. This is not something WE had growing up. If you're a comic there is literally no excuse to NOT know who BK was or anyone else for that matter.
You think this is written? These people are reading a script?
@@walmyvlad2966 There are literally MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of clips on UA-cam. One has to be aware of an artist before he or she can be known. Growing up, I was introduced to people like Buster Keaton and The Marx Brothers and Charlie Chaplin, et.al by a medium that actually cared, or at least viewed it as their social duty, to educate, or expose, their audiences to other times, places and personalities.
I passed by it earlier this week and legit thought it was a movie set.
Come on Jon. Run for the office. First, you'd win against Trump. Second, you vs. Trump will make for a massively entertaining show on TV for the entire world. Third, you'll do a better job than anyone I can think of (who has a chance of winning). Do it for the sake of the country please. We need you as the POTUS. 🙏
IT needs more cowbell 😂❤
Escalator funeral, lol
There'll be watch parties!!!
The preparation is tough, and no green, only red or orange jello
One thing I never thought I'd hear anyone say they wanted AI to image, "old used colon"! 👀🤣😂😭😹☠️
OMG you said, Old Jew's colon"! That just brings a whole Mel Brooks vibe.... You're killin' me smalls! You're killin' me!
Everyone is TOTALLY CLUELESS TO THE OUTCOME. EXCEPT A FEW.
YEAAAAA
AI escalator arrest!🤣🤣🤣
Ffs do you have a colonoscopy season over there? All the American guys I talk to are having them too just now 😳😂
Well Mr Stewart we are ready to start. He opens his mouth, and the doctor says "guess again".
I mean, it’s lasted THIS long, so it’s beyond obvious that *Nothing* will come of this, unsurprisingly. And so the circle of life will keep on a-turnin.
Amy March
I wish Jon would run for president, but I think what he's doing on the outside of government is better for all of us... 200 years from now, we'll have the "Jon Stewart Musical" - Similar to Hamilton, but created by AI :)
i call dibs on AI Dorothy throwing the bucket of water on trump.
On the day the indictment was handed down, they had a reporter team go down to Trump's local airfield to keep a watch on the Trump plane... and... there it sat all day as they checked in with the team... "how's your team doing out at the airfield?" "we're still here, and there is the plane... still standing in the same place... not a lot of movement, but we're here if something DOES happen" "well, keep us posted...." ridiculous
Look at them... so eager to agree with Jon that they could explode with how fucking right he is...
4:04
Heh, nice!
"If Buster Keaton had access to an escalator"
*The stuntman from John Wick 4 has entered the chat.*
THE AI IMAGES!!!!!!!!!! I'M DEAD! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
‘Indictment Watch: Trumps Last Stand’🎬🍿📽️
Judging by the age of the wooden escalator at Macies NYC, there must have been a escalator in Buster Keatons time.
In a golden escalator
When it comes to this indictment I can't blink! I hope its a habit forming event, being that we get into a habit of punishing wealthy people who deserve it. Might show who's been on our side too. I know not all wealthy are bad. However, currently, the norm is less morals = more wealth.
The CLASS WAR only goes one way in the US, capitalism is a system that screws the majority so the few can be absolute parasites.