The Worst Movie Lines Ever!

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    0:00 Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
    0:06 Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
    0:20 Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
    0:31 Gigli (2003)
    0:43 G.I. Jane (1997)
    0:51 Showgirls (1995)
    1:02 Star Wars - Episode 2 (2002)
    1:10 Cool Cat (2015)
    1:18 Troll 2 (1990)
    1:40 Love Story (1970)
    1:48 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    1:59 Point Break (1991)
    2:02 Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
    2:31 The Room (2003)
    2:49 Death Race (2008)
    3:02 The Wicker Man (2006)
    3:12 Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)
    3:32 The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
    3:39 X-men: The Last Stand (2006)
    3:56 Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
    4:28 Biohazard: Patient Zero (2012)
    4:42 Samurai Cop (1991)
    5:17 Double Down (2005)
    5:32 Fateful Findings (2013)
    5:56 Hercules (TV) (1995)
    6:09 Hard to Kill (1990)
    6:29 Second Glance (1992)
    6:39 Outro - Cool Cat Song
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  • @Chodmunch
    @Chodmunch  Рік тому +81

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    • @ArconicTower
      @ArconicTower Рік тому

      😊😊😊

    • @jacobsnipes5164
      @jacobsnipes5164 10 місяців тому

      Were not

    • @DavidB-rx3km
      @DavidB-rx3km 10 місяців тому +1

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    • @RIVALContentJammerz
      @RIVALContentJammerz 9 місяців тому

      Wher's "Yes way, Ted!"?

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      @DavidB-rx3km 9 місяців тому +1

      I put other peoples videos into a video. Can you send me $1000, it would really help me out.

  • @michaelkinley6422
    @michaelkinley6422 5 років тому +18890

    Some of these are bad lines
    Some of these are bad acting
    Some of these are a combination of both
    Some of these are just pure gold

    • @arch_dornan6066
      @arch_dornan6066 5 років тому +441

      Correction: all of these are pure gold

    • @RogueEggman
      @RogueEggman 5 років тому +263

      Oh my gaaaaaaaaawd

    • @jadedemotions9891
      @jadedemotions9891 5 років тому +103

      Some people work for a living
      Some people work for fun
      Girl, I just work for you

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 5 років тому +18

      I just gave you your 500th like.
      And congratulations, you now have chlamydia.

    • @MightiestArm
      @MightiestArm 5 років тому +68

      I AM AN F-B-I AGENT! That's Gold

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 5 років тому +3089

    "It's turkey time..."
    "...huh?" 😶
    "Gobble gobble"
    ????????????????

    • @The3rdGunman
      @The3rdGunman 5 років тому +184

      @Aiyaluna Yourke No she wasn't she was saying Gobble as in she wanted him to eat her out.

    • @isheetfromaswhole3657
      @isheetfromaswhole3657 5 років тому +222

      It's turkey time
      Huh
      Gobble gobble
      Huh
      Stuff the turkey
      Huh
      Dark meat for you
      Huh
      Squirt that mayonnaise
      Huh
      Tenderize this
      Huh
      Spread these turkey legs and shove in that stuffing
      Huh
      Time to stick the thermometer in
      Huh
      Put a fork in me cause I am done.

    • @FestArc
      @FestArc 5 років тому +24

      @@The3rdGunman Also wrong. Turkeys get stuffed.

    • @The3rdGunman
      @The3rdGunman 5 років тому +32

      @@FestArc I don't agree but at the same time doesn't change it's a stupid ass line in an even more stupid film, so...fair enough.

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 5 років тому

      @David Bowie bore

  • @echo12345ish
    @echo12345ish Рік тому +1541

    That "Oh God, Oh Man" is still hilarious to this day

    • @jesusdelmas
      @jesusdelmas 11 місяців тому +12

      Best lines ever

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 9 місяців тому +22

      It would be fine if he only said it once and had even the tiniest shred of acting ability.

    • @ssp9181
      @ssp9181 9 місяців тому +43

      The camera makes it seem like he just starts spinning around and it fucking kills me every time

    • @DougMacRay
      @DougMacRay 8 місяців тому +10

      I can’t find the source but I recently read that the actor in that scene asked the producer (or director) to change that line because it was so over-the-top. He was denied his request and so he decided to “act it” with such “drama” that he knew it would later be criticized. If anyone reading this can find that source, please drop it in this comment, I’d really appreciate it.
      Cheers from Boston☘️

    • @TheEagleofSteel
      @TheEagleofSteel 8 місяців тому

      @@DougMacRay It's here in an interview with the director ua-cam.com/video/gSRjgb5Zk-k/v-deo.html&ab_channel=DavidNusair

  • @ChaossX77
    @ChaossX77 11 місяців тому +528

    5:33 I love how mildly annoyed and inconvenienced he is about it.

    • @atomicpunk2360
      @atomicpunk2360 8 місяців тому +3

      I love how I’m the 69th person to like this comment 😂

    • @jamewtf
      @jamewtf 7 місяців тому +2

      LMFAOOO

    • @jokutyyppi4226
      @jokutyyppi4226 2 місяці тому +3

      "I'm not angry.., just dissappointed"

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 Місяць тому +14

      The prison guards outside of Jeffrey Epstein’s cell be like:

    • @sawboss216
      @sawboss216 Місяць тому +3

      Did he commit suicide. It was unclear.

  • @its_doovey
    @its_doovey 3 роки тому +4287

    “Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can’t?”
    *intense staring*

    • @Ryuhza
      @Ryuhza 2 роки тому +118

      I'm a Mexi-cool-cat-saves-the-kids

    • @phantomwolf3300
      @phantomwolf3300 2 роки тому +73

      I use the same line, are you lubrican or lubricant, turns out it's lubricant but it does, such a confused individual.

    • @its_doovey
      @its_doovey 2 роки тому +9

      @@phantomwolf3300 lmao

    • @ms.chomper5024
      @ms.chomper5024 2 роки тому +17

      Raise up my MexiCANs

    • @willb.139
      @willb.139 2 роки тому +34

      I'm a Mexicanadian

  • @katieburak93
    @katieburak93 4 роки тому +8940

    The way he says “I cannot believe you committed suicide.” He sounds more annoyed than sad.

    • @freshgreenjello6431
      @freshgreenjello6431 4 роки тому +539

      I'm very disappointed in you. How could have sucicided? It's incredibly inconsiderate, you should know better.
      Honestly some people...

    • @idontexist2959
      @idontexist2959 4 роки тому +313

      “I can’t believe you committed suicide...2 feet away from my car!!! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT IT!

    • @jeliii7900
      @jeliii7900 4 роки тому +64

      my friends when i finally do it

    • @biseragjurovska9868
      @biseragjurovska9868 4 роки тому +66

      This is how all Neil Breen movies are

    • @desertpunk7588
      @desertpunk7588 3 роки тому +34

      A monologue, as if he is talking to Horatio, with skull in hand...
      But alas, it is only the discount version of Hamlet!

  • @Akaya7777
    @Akaya7777 Рік тому +472

    I really gotta start using “we’ll see who shits on the sidewalk” more often in conversation.

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 9 місяців тому +47

      The entire population of San Francisco

    • @themischeifguide
      @themischeifguide 9 місяців тому +11

      That line is good because it would be confusing as hell.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@kingbaby8761hurr durr, me am be vote Trump.

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 8 місяців тому

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 how many times you shit yourself per day?

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 8 місяців тому +8

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 good for you, excellent choice.

  • @connortracey4536
    @connortracey4536 Рік тому +425

    I remember when I watched this for the first time, pretty much all these lines made my skin curl but the "I can't believe you committed suicide" line was so shockingly bad to me I actually BOUGHT the movie Fateful Findings for $12.00 and watch it constantly. The "So bad it's good" category sure has a weird power.

    • @theradmadlad7681
      @theradmadlad7681 Рік тому +44

      Neil Breen is a special kind of awful. There is another scene in Double Down where his girlfriend dies and as he catches her body, he says "Oh Jeez." Then instead of reacting with anger/grief/sadness, he reacts like he suddenly got a stomach cramp while filming the scene.

    • @connortracey4536
      @connortracey4536 Рік тому +14

      @@theradmadlad7681 lmfao I've heard double down is legendarily hilarious, I gotta see it now!

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony 11 місяців тому +11

      @@theradmadlad7681i swear, Neil Breen is the best worst actor of all time 😂

    • @instigator11985
      @instigator11985 10 місяців тому +6

      Is that movie supposed to be a parody or somethinb? Or is it like tommys wisau the room😂? Supposed to be a real drama comedy which turned out to be a parody?

    • @connortracey4536
      @connortracey4536 10 місяців тому

      @instigator11985 it's just like The Room. It was a VERY delusional vision from a delusional mind that actually made its way on camera.

  • @iamatn3317
    @iamatn3317 5 років тому +3694

    “I can’t believe you committed suicide, I cant help you outta this one”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well gee

    • @pablobarahona9564
      @pablobarahona9564 4 роки тому +20

      🤣🤣

    • @eamonahern7495
      @eamonahern7495 4 роки тому

      Do you know what gee is a slang word for in Ireland? Should've spelt it with a j.

    • @eamonahern7495
      @eamonahern7495 4 роки тому +3

      @jungbooty everyone who's relevant in this world cares about everything Irish. Far more important people than you, Muhammad Ali, Barack Obama and Jimmy Hendrix for example, have Irish ancestry.

    • @Georgemakesimages
      @Georgemakesimages 4 роки тому +5

      This scene delivered me an emotional goodbye

    • @C7SGT
      @C7SGT 4 роки тому +4

      With all we've been through
      Good bye

  • @beeinthehive
    @beeinthehive 3 роки тому +4085

    "He's dead... Murdered... And someone is responsible." Great detective work.

    • @imakerandomvidscodm1787
      @imakerandomvidscodm1787 3 роки тому +25

      50k transferred in under 5 hours

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 3 роки тому +18

      "Modern women."
      "They've been like that all down through the ages. Especially in a spot like this"
      Most underrated lines imo.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому +20

      2:05 people online who think they are detectives

    • @spacemanandy2
      @spacemanandy2 3 роки тому +5

      Best part of the whole thing is the victim was with them 5 minutes before and was killed when they got separated. But the detectives don't stick around to check out the scene. They just up and leave immediately.

    • @beeinthehive
      @beeinthehive 3 роки тому +3

      @@spacemanandy2 I see. So it would have made more sense if he said "someone HERE is responsible". Yeah, it's still not great writing but that makes more sense now.

  • @jorgepedro8431
    @jorgepedro8431 9 місяців тому +160

    That "Disappointed!" made me think how nice it would be if people in real life actually shouted out how they feel every time they spoke.

    • @jessicaslater4243
      @jessicaslater4243 3 місяці тому +3

      What's even funnier is that the line is supposed to be an homage to the same line from A Fish Called Wanda.

    • @Dazzaleinstein
      @Dazzaleinstein 2 місяці тому

      Me: "...Bored!"
      "....Horny!"

    • @MadameWesker
      @MadameWesker 2 місяці тому +3

      My friends and i saw that when it first came out ages ago. We still yell disappointed! and laugh.

  • @youngconfidence8666
    @youngconfidence8666 Рік тому +167

    “I can’t help you outta this one Jim” as he lays there dead 😂

  • @emisev4162
    @emisev4162 4 роки тому +6060

    “It’s turkey time..”
    “.....huh?”
    *”...Gobble Gobble..”*

    • @michaelchristidis8658
      @michaelchristidis8658 4 роки тому +55

      Moonchips X So I heard right

    • @barastyr344
      @barastyr344 4 роки тому +185

      I still don't know where she goin'

    • @shehanfernando2584
      @shehanfernando2584 4 роки тому +167

      @@barastyr344 I think she was talking about sex....specifically eating her vagina

    • @-CloClo-
      @-CloClo- 4 роки тому +4

      Woooowww

    • @shehanfernando2584
      @shehanfernando2584 4 роки тому +59

      @Alex Americans love eating turkeys during Thanksgiving (especially). Turkey time is just referring to eating her out by gobble gobbling (and now it sounds really funny, but yeah it's meant to be sex talking).

  • @Yaravis
    @Yaravis 5 років тому +2363

    "I cannot believe you committed suicide," delivered the way most people would say "I cannot believe you left my shirt at the cleaner's."

    • @MrLeroy42
      @MrLeroy42 5 років тому +59

      Nathaniel Bowler Yeah. Lol. He said it as if his friend didn’t just kill himself in front of him.

    • @PlasmidJunkie
      @PlasmidJunkie 5 років тому +49

      Like the same way Vincent says "Aw man I shot Marvin in the face" in Pulp Fiction

    • @BobBob-kw2xq
      @BobBob-kw2xq 5 років тому +55

      the "I can't believe its not butter" commercials are more convincing.

    • @mr.a1827
      @mr.a1827 5 років тому +4

      he's acting is amazing.hahaha

    • @Domarius64
      @Domarius64 5 років тому +26

      You’re wrong, most people would have some noticible level of emotion (eg. Mild annoyance) if you left their shirt at the dry cleaners.

  • @RappingNinja
    @RappingNinja Рік тому +505

    3:44 is legitimately a great line. Incorporated a meme into a film in an utterly iconic fashion.

    • @Gelondil
      @Gelondil 9 місяців тому +73

      Unironically the best line in the whole movie for just this reason. "Do you know what happens to frogs..." should be here in it's place.

    • @Claego
      @Claego 9 місяців тому +34

      I agree. A couple of these lines weren't all that bad. Most were though

    • @Not_jdm_af
      @Not_jdm_af 9 місяців тому +4

      Facts

    • @sieg.4444
      @sieg.4444 8 місяців тому +13

      Easily the only memorable part of the film, and not because it’s bad.

    • @adventureswithaurora
      @adventureswithaurora 5 місяців тому

      Agreed!

  • @vallajoie828
    @vallajoie828 Рік тому +113

    " they eating her. And then, they gonna eat me!
    HO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!!!" This line fits so well with his facial expression.
    That's why this scene is so hilarious and one of the funniest memes.

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than 6 місяців тому +7

      That fly on his forehead! 😂

    • @embel905
      @embel905 2 місяці тому

      Definitely thought that was Ryan Reynolds for a second haha

  • @mysticalx7974
    @mysticalx7974 4 роки тому +2607

    Director: Oh God
    Dialogue: Oh man
    The actor: Oh God oh man

    • @fahadxix5640
      @fahadxix5640 3 роки тому +46

      Oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man

    • @stevegaming2006
      @stevegaming2006 3 роки тому +8

      oh god OH MAN!

    • @fahadxix5640
      @fahadxix5640 3 роки тому +1

      Ohmen ogod

    • @fahadxix5640
      @fahadxix5640 3 роки тому +1

      Oh xd man! Oh lol God

    • @christophermurphy1024
      @christophermurphy1024 3 роки тому

      My favorite .

  • @MemberBerry-cu9qi
    @MemberBerry-cu9qi 7 років тому +2337

    "I'm the juggernaut, bitch." Was the best line of the film

    • @diegojames8678
      @diegojames8678 7 років тому +89

      Member Berry - I thought he said "janitor" and then proceeded to make a mess

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +4

      Member Berry Indeed.

    • @christopherortega800
      @christopherortega800 7 років тому +8

      Member Berry Well the film was pretty bad so...

    • @marcoramirez313
      @marcoramirez313 7 років тому +2

      Member Berry doesn't he say janitor lol

    • @MIS315
      @MIS315 7 років тому +7

      Member Berry member juggernaut? member?

  • @nathanielknight1838
    @nathanielknight1838 11 місяців тому +146

    I love how that disappointed bit was originally just a joke by the actor and they kept it because they thought it was cool. and it is, fucking hilarious.

    • @zangrygrapes4571
      @zangrygrapes4571 8 місяців тому +1

      what timestamp?

    • @enriel4509
      @enriel4509 8 місяців тому +1

      I'm guessing 5:56

    • @SupertzarMetal
      @SupertzarMetal Місяць тому

      disappointed - A fish called Wanda (1988) ua-cam.com/video/MvbQ4wJak_c/v-deo.html

  • @jooisgod
    @jooisgod Рік тому +143

    Neil breen should have his own hour long episode 😂

    • @bloodlinefilms
      @bloodlinefilms 9 місяців тому +7

      hes got 5 full length feature films thats gotta be at least 10 hours of amazing terrible

  • @YBABTU
    @YBABTU 2 роки тому +5726

    Okay, that line “Mexi-can or Mexi-can’t” is a stupid line, but damn Danny Trejo delivers the responding line like a bad ass pro.

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 2 роки тому +342

      He looks like he’s restraining himself from beating that guy to a pulp.

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs 2 роки тому +83

      Best line in the movie.

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 2 роки тому +147

      Yeah, it's like "Bond, James Bond" or "I'll be back". These lines are totally awkward but the actors made them sound so epic.

    • @beta_cygni1950
      @beta_cygni1950 2 роки тому +41

      @@SpiderkillersInc That's Danny Trejo's everyday look, though.

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 2 роки тому +3

      @@beta_cygni1950 More so here.

  • @thebatman8815
    @thebatman8815 3 роки тому +2315

    I really feel like Ben Affleck just didn’t know what the fuck was going on, and that was his genuine reaction😂

    • @CronoXpono
      @CronoXpono 3 роки тому +59

      😂 this theory is wonderful 😂 “...bro, wut?”

    • @mike91mdk45
      @mike91mdk45 3 роки тому +79

      And audiences didn't know either lol

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 3 роки тому +15

      Then that would explain his terrible acting since he was a teen

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 3 роки тому +5

      Which one was Affleck?

    • @thebatman8815
      @thebatman8815 3 роки тому +33

      @@tombstonerforever9374
      “It’s turkey time... Gobble gobble...
      Does that help?

  • @elibryrob
    @elibryrob Рік тому +44

    The funny thing about the Hercules clip… “disappointed” was an acting direction in the script, but Kevin (I don’t know if he was joking or not) said it out loud and they kept it in.

  • @isaacnation4116
    @isaacnation4116 Рік тому +56

    5:40 "I can't help you out of this one Jim" has me rolling! Good God that's hilarious 😂

  • @rifanifauzi3861
    @rifanifauzi3861 6 років тому +1812

    "I Can't believe u commited suicide.... Can't help u out of this one jim". NO SHIIIT 😂😂😂

    • @latinpercussionlover6598
      @latinpercussionlover6598 6 років тому +21

      Rifani Fauzi jim kinda looks like tom hanks

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 5 років тому +64

      I can't believe that you delivered that line so poorly. How could you have done this in your own movie? I can't help you out of this one, Neil.

    • @chrislacy1990
      @chrislacy1990 5 років тому +4

      not a game journalist Funny you say that because Neil Breen reminds me of Richard Gere LOL!

    • @Mr2BonClay
      @Mr2BonClay 5 років тому +1

      Neil Breen is my daddy

    • @marcos-ll2yr
      @marcos-ll2yr 5 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

  • @margaretrandy4698
    @margaretrandy4698 3 роки тому +2076

    "You're alive!"
    "Too bad YOU .... will die"
    I laughed for 30 seconds

    • @billny33
      @billny33 3 роки тому +21

      If you're a fan of Mortal Kombat 2 and 3 (the video games, not the movies) where Shao Kahn repeatedly says that to you in the final boss fight, making it a known catchphrase of the series, it makes it that much hammier, but at least makes a little more sense in the movies.

    • @joaootaviodambrosdezanet5105
      @joaootaviodambrosdezanet5105 3 роки тому +3

      @@billny33 hammier? I see what you did there 😂

    • @SladesGirl
      @SladesGirl 3 роки тому +26

      look up the original video with just that clip. The comments will have you in stitches

    • @chloebrown9106
      @chloebrown9106 3 роки тому +6

      But the replies on the original video are comedy gold 🤣

    • @maxp3407
      @maxp3407 3 роки тому +4

      Poor Musetta Vander....she did what she could with that awful line...

  • @stevenwisniewski1
    @stevenwisniewski1 Рік тому +32

    That Shark Attack 3 line is just such a self-aware masterpiece of dialogue

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 Місяць тому +12

    "I resent it, when people _FART_ inside my office!"
    That angry delivery sent me!😂

  • @ffsfreddie
    @ffsfreddie 4 роки тому +1877

    “I’m an American”
    “Jim! How can you have committed suicide. I CANNOT believe you committed suicide. I can’t help you out of this one Jim. Goodbye”

  • @windsongmoonchild6400
    @windsongmoonchild6400 3 роки тому +2996

    Keanu's British accent still has the surfer "whoa" vibe to it.

    • @moderatemexicanamericanpat4904
      @moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 3 роки тому +49

      Well he’s a shit actor so yea

    • @guywithdreads
      @guywithdreads 3 роки тому +37

      @@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 if you say so. Would love to see you act.

    • @ConfusedProud
      @ConfusedProud 3 роки тому +117

      @@guywithdreads I've never met them, but their acting is definitely better than Keanu's British accent

    • @alllisonray
      @alllisonray 3 роки тому +20

      BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTUREEE

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 3 роки тому +103

      Keanu himself admits he shouldn't have taken that part. Just think if Coppola's original choice Johnny Depp had played Harker instead.

  • @DeCostaPictures8526
    @DeCostaPictures8526 Рік тому +57

    “Are you a Mexi-can? Or a Mexi-can’t?” Is probably the best line I’ve ever heard in a movie

  • @jjones9822
    @jjones9822 Рік тому +122

    The scene in Birdemic was cut a little short. He begs the customer for his business so he could make a deal and even offers 50% off. After he finally closes the deal and celebrates his partner asks him how much the sale was and he responds with “one million dollars.” That means he gave the customer a one million dollar discount lol.
    It’s bad writing or he is the worlds worst salesman.

    • @arcwiz
      @arcwiz Рік тому +22

      That and the fact the sale took less than ten seconds

    • @manofdaboijerry7687
      @manofdaboijerry7687 Рік тому +16

      ​​​@@arcwiz bro if I got 50% off a 2 million dollar sale I'd close it in ten seconds too
      Don't let the salesman realize the mistake he's made

    • @Elzzaw
      @Elzzaw 10 місяців тому

      @@manofdaboijerry7687 Depends if the deal is really worth that in the first place.
      I have a roll of toilet paper here worth 2 million, but I'll give you 50% off.

    • @jdoggbyc
      @jdoggbyc 9 місяців тому +5

      Considering he asked them what it would take them to win their business, you'd assume they gave their lowest offer, and he undercut a deal they'd most likely be willing to take in a heartbeat.

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 8 місяців тому

      Or both.

  • @mr.matrix4082
    @mr.matrix4082 4 роки тому +4719

    Anakin's "I don't like sand" is an absolute masterpiece of dialogue sir

    • @moderncinema6898
      @moderncinema6898 4 роки тому +86

      SwenglishGamer r/whoosh

    • @pajamas_the_emo
      @pajamas_the_emo 4 роки тому +205

      Literally every single line from the prequels is iconic I refuse for anyone to insult the prequel trilogy

    • @gamingslapper9546
      @gamingslapper9546 4 роки тому +47

      It really is a masterpiece

    • @bardia-mn4vz
      @bardia-mn4vz 4 роки тому +97

      @SwenglishGamer I don't like comments they're rude , judgmental and they're everywhere

    • @simonthemark
      @simonthemark 4 роки тому +16

      @SwenglishGamer wooshed again

  • @noemistephanie93
    @noemistephanie93 5 років тому +2996

    "its turkey time, gobble gobble" WTF the cringe is SO high listening to that

    • @MayhemTyphone
      @MayhemTyphone 5 років тому +31

      @John Deez nuts

    • @gabbydiomand1223
      @gabbydiomand1223 5 років тому +8

      Ima do dis with my mans

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s 4 роки тому +37

      That movie had a shitload of stupid lines.

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s 4 роки тому +2

      @@gabbydiomand1223 actually. Just repeat the comment you wrote. It's a winner.

    • @buttonscasper
      @buttonscasper 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @denisiaadams7199
    @denisiaadams7199 9 місяців тому +11

    when he said, "This isn't my world, DISAPPOINTED!!" I felt that lol. That clip is gold.

  • @HashtagLinda
    @HashtagLinda 8 місяців тому +6

    If "it's turkey time" wasn't already the least sexy thing she could have said, she makes it even worse with that "gobble gobble"

  • @CornholioPuppetMaster
    @CornholioPuppetMaster 5 років тому +1409

    1:28 lol that dude needs an Oscar
    5:42 never mind, this guy got it instead

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 5 років тому +241

      I cant believe you gave him an Oscar i cannot believe you gave him an Oscar. How could you have done this how could you have gave him an Oscar ?

    • @harrybaffourawuah6856
      @harrybaffourawuah6856 4 роки тому +24

      What the fuck, he’s not every trying

    • @kareny1595
      @kareny1595 4 роки тому +5

      Harry Sylar lynx w o o o o o s h

    • @capslockabc3872
      @capslockabc3872 4 роки тому +1

      *Agreed*

    • @anthonyfuller9933
      @anthonyfuller9933 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao It was worth the wait at 5:42

  • @duckmeister5385
    @duckmeister5385 7 років тому +3792

    That black dude in Samurai Cop had the best facial expressions.

    • @navecamnedia
      @navecamnedia 7 років тому +361

      arguably the best actor in that scene

    • @TZmayo
      @TZmayo 7 років тому +160

      Thomas Dove it's funny because that's the same face I made when I saw it. after seeing his face while having that expression makes it even more funny

    • @Czech91
      @Czech91 7 років тому +9

      Feel the Bern 2020! Ever seen the Rifftrax version? It's good

    • @Njanshalu
      @Njanshalu 7 років тому +8

      0.0

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 6 років тому +2

      LMAO!!!

  • @gearoidoleary420
    @gearoidoleary420 Рік тому +27

    Vinnie Jones as the Juggernaut is gold, best thing in the movie by far

  • @Mayeur000Donz
    @Mayeur000Donz 2 місяці тому +6

    "He was murdered. And somebody is responsible."
    That.
    Is amazing.

  • @_koschwarz
    @_koschwarz 3 роки тому +1504

    Legend says he is still spinning around saying "oh god oh man". He actually drilled himself through to China.

  • @jcherry875
    @jcherry875 7 років тому +2094

    "Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"

    • @Ontime2day
      @Ontime2day 7 років тому +5

      cherry875 didn't they steal that from George Lopez?

    • @dglover326
      @dglover326 7 років тому +2

      jon doe

    • @worfsonofmogh323
      @worfsonofmogh323 7 років тому +114

      My friend is Mexican, and I ask him this shit all the time, like when he's too lazy to go to the store or something.

    • @christopherscotts5797
      @christopherscotts5797 7 років тому +46

      kristofer Murphy Thats...not...what racist means

    • @SquishyEggo
      @SquishyEggo 7 років тому +1

      cherry875 I'm a Mexi-CAN

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro Рік тому +38

    This whole montage is practically a compressed seminar on how NOT to write good dialogue or turn in an Oscar-worthy performance... and I am here FOR IT!!!

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than 6 місяців тому

      If I was a professor or an acting coach I would want a detailed analysis on why and what could have been done to improve the scene/ verbiage.

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 Рік тому +28

    I just imagine the writers laughing manically as they walk out quitting.😆

  • @earthakittsghost1391
    @earthakittsghost1391 5 років тому +2200

    Some of these lines aren't bad, the delivery is.

    • @JustMySelfBro
      @JustMySelfBro 5 років тому +281

      Its turkey time cant be fixed

    • @earthakittsghost1391
      @earthakittsghost1391 5 років тому +151

      @@JustMySelfBro if a woman says that to you, you should get dressed and leave.

    • @notserious6458
      @notserious6458 5 років тому +20

      @@earthakittsghost1391 nah man she says that im definitely stuffing that turkey

    • @KEN-1991
      @KEN-1991 5 років тому +82

      "I cannot believe you committed suicide!"

    • @CrumbsLamond
      @CrumbsLamond 5 років тому +48

      Fuck with me and a will see who shits on the sidewalk

  • @KidSillyFresh
    @KidSillyFresh 3 роки тому +1322

    "F*ck with me, and we'll see who sh*ts on the sidewalk" lmaooooooo freaking gold

    • @shiruotakuno28
      @shiruotakuno28 2 роки тому +38

      Context is for the weak.

    • @alienstrain9415
      @alienstrain9415 2 роки тому +29

      @@shiruotakuno28 somehow I doubt that context would have helped lol

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA 2 роки тому +15

      @@alienstrain9415 It literally doesnt help whatsoever. I think they meant to say theyll see who ends up on the sidewalk but they wanted to make it more edgy and just forced shit into the middle of the sentence

    • @Perkustin
      @Perkustin 2 роки тому +5

      'Act like a cheap bastard, expect the shittiest portion'

    • @boxingelfis1499
      @boxingelfis1499 2 роки тому +5

      @@DANtheMANofSIPA I feel they could have said "fuck with me, and we'll see who ends up a stain on the sidewalk"

  • @Rubycon99
    @Rubycon99 Рік тому +11

    The Shark Attack 3 line was an adlib, but it cracked everyone up so much they just decided to leave it in the movie.

  • @thomasdasilva1464
    @thomasdasilva1464 6 місяців тому +11

    I'm impressed with the restraint you showed on using clips from The Room

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 5 місяців тому +2

      The scene where the kid is confronted for associating with a drug-dealer is one of the most beautifully perfect moments in the history of bad cinema.

  • @mitchells3643
    @mitchells3643 2 роки тому +5285

    These lines make the “i hate sand” Anakin line look oscar worthy

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 2 роки тому +106

      How about Bella Swan’s distaste for rain? “Any… cold… wet thing… I don’t really…”

    • @dontcallmethat6515
      @dontcallmethat6515 2 роки тому +35

      @@globetrekker86 i like the one where sheand edward are driving back to see her dad or something as she's reading lines like a third grader
      "what IS going on?" lmao

    • @pskry
      @pskry 2 роки тому +16

      That's what Lucas told himself too

    • @Vlyood
      @Vlyood 2 роки тому +23

      The new movies make the prequels look oscar worthy

    • @maverick608
      @maverick608 2 роки тому +2

      *"I don't like sand"

  • @GuilhermeTB1
    @GuilhermeTB1 4 роки тому +2597

    I love Keanu, but him trying to do a british accent is just the worst

    • @lovesosweet4474
      @lovesosweet4474 4 роки тому +21

      Oh my God

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 4 роки тому +221

      He sounds like a British guy trying to do a cali surfer accent in a time traveler movie.

    • @whywhy6055
      @whywhy6055 4 роки тому +13

      J Dog most excellent comment

    • @puncherofbread
      @puncherofbread 4 роки тому +30

      To be fair the movie itself is really good

    • @ryeguy2256
      @ryeguy2256 4 роки тому +1

      Guilherme Torres Barboza it just doesn’t work

  • @CycloneFistYT
    @CycloneFistYT 9 місяців тому +13

    19th century Keanu reeves still haunts me to this day

  • @noahreno7705
    @noahreno7705 5 років тому +1755

    6:06 “wait a minute....this isn’t my world......disaPPOINTEEEEEED!!!”

    • @faizfuad8361
      @faizfuad8361 4 роки тому +4

      to think Kevin Sorbo did that.. sigh

    • @mattnichols4592
      @mattnichols4592 4 роки тому +9

      Story of my life

    • @nathanielcopperfish912
      @nathanielcopperfish912 4 роки тому +1

      @@faizfuad8361 They have to start somewhere

    • @faizfuad8361
      @faizfuad8361 4 роки тому

      @@nathanielcopperfish912 sigh.. SO DISAPPOINTED!

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 4 роки тому +1

      So that's the source on one of the meme I used all the times. X,D

  • @R33C3.
    @R33C3. 6 років тому +2293

    What about X MEN?
    STORM:-
    'Do you know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?... The same thing that happens to everything else!

    • @R33C3.
      @R33C3. 5 років тому +67

      +Genexolev Ashtiani Dead pool ryan reynolds literally the same in all of his films the cocky smart ass wise guy. can't really call this dude an actor he only has one charter himslef. only seen him in one film were he broke chacter the film where he was kidnapped and buried alive that's it.

    • @christianperry3273
      @christianperry3273 5 років тому +14

      Well the toads lines got cut out of the movie. He would say stuff like "Do you know what happens when a toad..." But all of that shit got cut out.
      So storm saying that actually would have made sense. Instead they cut his lines and left hers in so it was awkward.

    • @kristopherawojobi7745
      @kristopherawojobi7745 5 років тому

      R33C3 True but irrelevant

    • @luchomscyfy
      @luchomscyfy 5 років тому +2

      Funny enough, that line was from Joss Whedon. He usually have better lines. This one, it isn't.

    • @witnessme4352
      @witnessme4352 5 років тому +7

      I actually like this line. It's basically a precursor to the anti-joke. It has the setup for a typical action movie one-liner, but the punchline subverts it with an obvious fact. You're clearly supposed to expect the answer to be "It croaks". And then you get something else. I myself an rather tickled by it.

  • @mryoshi1221
    @mryoshi1221 9 місяців тому +20

    i love how bad acting has been a thing for decades, it reaffirms me that we're all just human

  • @kmmz4445
    @kmmz4445 8 місяців тому +8

    gotta love how Keanu is on here 3 separate times. he’s good as the plain bro dude or a stoic person. anything else is pure comedy

    • @grienardus12
      @grienardus12 8 місяців тому +2

      He is a great guy but not that good of an actor. Even his current biggest role barely has lines.

    • @kmmz4445
      @kmmz4445 8 місяців тому +1

      @@grienardus12 ya it works with john wick because the guy doesn’t display emotion, so Keanu doesn’t have to act lol. it works for the role though

    • @mechanoid2k
      @mechanoid2k Місяць тому

      I mean, yeah, but constantine was still good though.

  • @thingsiplay
    @thingsiplay 3 роки тому +2062

    "Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god..."
    Second best line ever.

    • @Hola-tq4pg
      @Hola-tq4pg 2 роки тому +13

      Which one is the Best one?

    • @thingsiplay
      @thingsiplay 2 роки тому +95

      @@Hola-tq4pg The best one is missing here. Also from Samurai Cop:
      "What does 'Katana' mean?"
      "It means 'Japanese Sword'."

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 2 роки тому +7

      @@thingsiplay that is really fucking good

    • @name_not_taken
      @name_not_taken 2 роки тому +11

      @@thingsiplay the best part is that it doesn't

    • @OuttaMyMind911
      @OuttaMyMind911 2 роки тому +4

      And this guy got an Oscar nomination for acting in "Love Story", which also had its own bad line clip here as well.

  • @boizen
    @boizen 4 роки тому +1649

    "Oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man"

    • @LionmaneElsie08
      @LionmaneElsie08 3 роки тому +23

      I felt moved

    • @cloudinthehead8054
      @cloudinthehead8054 3 роки тому +8

      Your profile pic aslo compliments the line very much

    • @MrBastilleDay
      @MrBastilleDay 3 роки тому +2

      @@LionmaneElsie08 well you were...in circles.

    • @MrBastilleDay
      @MrBastilleDay 3 роки тому +1

      @Chase Clarke please remove your...it’s hideous.

    • @redsol3629
      @redsol3629 3 роки тому +1

      Oh man oh god oh man oh man oh god oh man oh man oh god.

  • @BriGuyIT
    @BriGuyIT Рік тому +8

    Whether you love or hate Seagal, "blood bank" is one of the greatest action movie lives ever.

  • @michaelbell0723
    @michaelbell0723 8 місяців тому +2

    06:28 is legendary. Hey scotty Jesus man.

  • @davidandcookie7648
    @davidandcookie7648 3 роки тому +1898

    I call BS. "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" is one of the greatest lines ever.

    • @jojogpt
      @jojogpt 3 роки тому +62

      Totally agree.

    • @adambennett9688
      @adambennett9688 3 роки тому +41

      1,000,000% agree

    • @bodinian
      @bodinian 3 роки тому +64

      Agreed, that line stuck with me because it was epic in context.

    • @heregoesfranklin5962
      @heregoesfranklin5962 3 роки тому +53

      One would need to know the meta to know it’s one of the greatest lines. It was one of the greatest moments of fan service ever

    • @jacobaull1431
      @jacobaull1431 3 роки тому +27

      Hey wasn’t that ELLEN PAGE?

  • @PumpkinMozie
    @PumpkinMozie 2 роки тому +3040

    “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” WORST relationship advice ever

    • @troysuza2065
      @troysuza2065 2 роки тому +155

      Caught in the act of cheating.....balls deep........"I love you!"

    • @AlissonSilva-ox4uz
      @AlissonSilva-ox4uz 2 роки тому +10

      @@troysuza2065 That's obviously not what she meant

    • @troysuza2065
      @troysuza2065 2 роки тому +46

      @@AlissonSilva-ox4uz really?....for real?.....like seriously??? That's not what she meant?.....I'm offended

    • @saucekbrocklee2425
      @saucekbrocklee2425 Рік тому +11

      @@troysuza2065 😂😂😂

    • @ebinrock
      @ebinrock Рік тому +17

      I can't believe that line and "La dee Dee, la dee da" from Annie Hall we're included in AFI's top 100 movie quotes, but NOT The Empire Strikes Back's "No, *I* am your father". Nor did they include Silence of the Lambs' "I'm having a friend for dinner" line.

  • @paulzenco6182
    @paulzenco6182 Рік тому +2

    “Different places” with the overacted popcorn throw is absolutely perfect and hilarious and awesome.

  • @keenadionisio
    @keenadionisio Рік тому +4

    "hey scotty...jesus man!" HAHAHHAHA

  • @OokileyGMR
    @OokileyGMR 2 роки тому +2157

    *"I know 3 things: this person's dead, murdered, and someone's responsible."* if this man ain't the best detective in history i don't know who it is

  • @dabestyoutube5433
    @dabestyoutube5433 5 років тому +1144

    "ARE YOU A MEXI-CAN OR A MEXI-CANT"
    Cinema at its finest

    • @nanda__3578
      @nanda__3578 4 роки тому +4

      Poetic cinema

    • @alucard8464
      @alucard8464 4 роки тому +7

      Funny thing is as cheesy as that line was I actually love that movie

    • @aaronshouting588
      @aaronshouting588 4 роки тому

      Alucard same! Love the whole trilogy, in all honesty!!

    • @luciano_luna1941
      @luciano_luna1941 4 роки тому

      Totally kino

    • @rilohoneu6030
      @rilohoneu6030 4 роки тому

      Its suppose to b cheesy lol

  • @mikecox1974
    @mikecox1974 9 місяців тому +12

    How can you put Neil Breen in here not only are his lines so damn good but the emotions he conveys with his delivery is nothing short of perfection.

    • @fsheee3458
      @fsheee3458 9 місяців тому +1

      He’s an amazing actor, so much emotion, he needs an Oscar

    • @shawnamiller191
      @shawnamiller191 6 місяців тому

      He's going to get snubbed again

  • @eddyb1596
    @eddyb1596 Рік тому +5

    Man, blessings to whoever watched these masterpieces all the way through.

  • @teimneain1973
    @teimneain1973 7 років тому +691

    how'd it get burned? how'd it get burned? how'd it get burned? how'd it get burned?

    • @yhello2989
      @yhello2989 7 років тому +9

      The Cambion I think you forgot these /!!!!!\

    • @teimneain1973
      @teimneain1973 7 років тому +3

      XD yes, you're right, those and maybe a few more

    • @H7B2ify
      @H7B2ify 7 років тому +41

      The Cambion "Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man"

    • @YukiUzumaki78
      @YukiUzumaki78 7 років тому +87

      *I DON'T KNOW.*

    • @ChingJanYu
      @ChingJanYu 6 років тому +6

      That line was pretty good honestly

  • @Skybound.
    @Skybound. 3 роки тому +3547

    “It’s Turkey Time...”
    “What?”
    ᵍᵒᵇᵇˡᵉ ᵍᵒᵇᵇˡᵉ

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 3 роки тому +254

      If my wife Said That, i will have same reaction as Ben Affleck

    • @mixtapeweezy6871
      @mixtapeweezy6871 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @elrodrigo4102
      @elrodrigo4102 3 роки тому +86

      If Ben Affleck was Armenian this would've ended badly

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 3 роки тому +29

      I wasn't even clear what she was referring to the first 10x I heard that quote.

    • @joshuapray
      @joshuapray 3 роки тому +102

      Perhaps the single least sexy thing I have ever heard.

  • @dedricthere
    @dedricthere Рік тому +6

    These are all tremendous but Breen is in a league of his own. You rock Neil!!

  • @DoubleDOwnage
    @DoubleDOwnage Рік тому +2

    A lot of these lines make the I hate sand, It's coarse look like a Oscar award worthy dialogue.

  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster 7 років тому +3712

    Are you a mexiCAN? Or a mexiBOTTLE?

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 6 років тому +41

      TheRealBeatMaster
      Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiBOOBS?

    • @antonelabakavic4045
      @antonelabakavic4045 6 років тому +20

      TheRealBeatMaster LMAO oh man oh God, oh man oh God. You jusz made my day. Great comment man

    • @MsLampalampa
      @MsLampalampa 6 років тому +2

      TheRealBeatMaster 😂😂😂

    • @jackpez
      @jackpez 6 років тому +18

      Are you a mexiCAN or a maxiPAD?

    • @ericlin7775
      @ericlin7775 6 років тому +3

      TheRealBeatMaster Or a mexiJar

  • @Rollwiththevibes
    @Rollwiththevibes 7 років тому +2916

    I was expecting to be DISAPOINTEEEEDDDD, but this was actually really funny

    • @writerb5001
      @writerb5001 7 років тому +54

      I'm glad you did...because if you didn't I was gonna make you S*** on a sidewalk... did I say that right?

    • @winniethepoohstherapist2781
      @winniethepoohstherapist2781 7 років тому +24

      Roland Stuntonem OOOOOOHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDD

    • @royaldblr
      @royaldblr 7 років тому +3

      Roland Stuntonem good thing this I S your world

    • @JesusPulledMeThrough
      @JesusPulledMeThrough 7 років тому +2

      This upload is the best vid I've seen all night. Troll 2 & Tough Guys Don't Dance never disappoint. Neil Breen is next level stuff

    • @mse5842
      @mse5842 7 років тому +3

      1:02 the best line in attack of the clones
      the best Revemhenof the Shit line is either ,"Chancellor Palpatine, Shit lords are our speciallity," "I am the SENATE" "Hello there" "I HATE YOU" or "She has lost the will to live"
      1:10 best compliation ever

  • @MrRockmusicjunkie
    @MrRockmusicjunkie Місяць тому +1

    "I can't help you outta this one Jim" bro I hurt my sides laughing

  • @mattkidroske
    @mattkidroske 8 місяців тому +2

    I laughed so much during this video! Probably the most at "I can't help you out of this one Jim" 🤣

  • @jazmynbell9025
    @jazmynbell9025 3 роки тому +1598

    “Disappointaaaaaaaaad” wasn’t a bad line, it was just ahead of its time.

    • @dax_prime1053
      @dax_prime1053 3 роки тому +18

      It was an homage to Kevin Kline from A Fish Called Wanda

    • @giantsalsa3977
      @giantsalsa3977 3 роки тому +11

      This was a meme

    • @ScratchthechalkBoard
      @ScratchthechalkBoard 3 роки тому +16

      Yep and Hercules was camp on purpose especially alt universe version of Hercules, The Sovereign

    • @jmc4766
      @jmc4766 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @DunkIeosteus
      @DunkIeosteus 3 роки тому +1

      Time stamp?

  • @evanrayswenson
    @evanrayswenson 2 роки тому +2124

    “I can’t help you out of this one Jim”
    Jim: currently dead

    • @benjaminschiel3339
      @benjaminschiel3339 2 роки тому +27

      currently Deat???
      so he will come back next year?

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 2 роки тому +29

      @@benjaminschiel3339 knowing Hollywood...

    • @lionidas4902
      @lionidas4902 2 роки тому +6

      no no he's got a point

    • @4jgarner
      @4jgarner 2 роки тому +25

      Not to mention the ABSOLUTE lack of emotion in his voice.

    • @pieter-janbosman698
      @pieter-janbosman698 2 роки тому +29

      @@4jgarner It's like it has happened many times before and he just doesn't care anymore 🤣

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 8 місяців тому +3

    I know we're all laughing about Keanu Reeves going "I was out of my mind with fear 😐" but what's killing me is how Anthony Hopkins just casually going "I know!" in response. As if he knew the assignment from Keanu's delivery ALONE.

  • @floydcomstick5960
    @floydcomstick5960 9 місяців тому +4

    Let me tell you something, when watching the hercules TV show, i seriously am never disappointed, never.

  • @allurang
    @allurang 5 років тому +780

    "worst movie lines"
    *I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.*
    It's treason then.

    • @themagalanium9491
      @themagalanium9491 5 років тому +26

      *autistic screech*

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 5 років тому +5

      I honestly thought I had seen that in a Bad Lip Reading of Star Wars. Was that actually in the movie??

    • @jackabite7
      @jackabite7 5 років тому

      @@Chris_Cross it was

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 5 років тому

      @@jackabite7 Why did I think that then?

    • @rocio9863
      @rocio9863 5 років тому +15

      I always thought that he didn't liked sand because he was slaved as a child on a planet full of it and he had left his mother behind on that planet so also sand makes him remember about his promess to her about going back for her that he still couldn't accomplish... I don't understand why people hate that line about the sand.
      I don't care about Star Wars, I only watched the movies once so maybe I'm wrong.

  • @SuperGameJello
    @SuperGameJello 7 років тому +717

    The "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD" line from Troll 2 is a masterpiece of cinema and you can't prove me wrong.

    • @jonathanredford215
      @jonathanredford215 6 років тому +26

      Ian Farnsworth i heard the fly on the guy's forehead even won an Oscar

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 6 років тому +10

      Ian Farnsworth YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, IAN!!!

    • @igorfogolin3788
      @igorfogolin3788 6 років тому +2

      You're right,i cant

  • @MediaGuy-2005
    @MediaGuy-2005 Рік тому +3

    0:05 I love how he just went along with that.

  • @fatboy5926
    @fatboy5926 Рік тому +5

    1:48 yes….. that’s pretty much how murders work 😂

  • @coffinboy556
    @coffinboy556 4 роки тому +1704

    THERE EATING HER!
    AND THEN THEIR GOING TO EAT ME!!
    OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!

    • @ajeenius7437
      @ajeenius7437 4 роки тому +210

      How did you manage to write "THEY'RE" not in one, but two different incorrect ways.
      I'm not even mad, that's amazing!

    • @wocilradix
      @wocilradix 4 роки тому +24

      @@ajeenius7437 IKR. Beyond hilarious

    • @charlessmith9780
      @charlessmith9780 4 роки тому +18

      @@ajeenius7437 simply astonishing

    • @subliminallyinc
      @subliminallyinc 4 роки тому +7

      It was turkey time... gobble gobble.

    • @jackcarver5412
      @jackcarver5412 4 роки тому +2

      Gobble!!Gobble!!

  • @Sci-Fi-Punisher
    @Sci-Fi-Punisher 7 років тому +741

    "Wait a minute... this isn't my world... *DISAPPOINTED!*"
    Basically me everyday. 😂😭

    • @deannaw9128
      @deannaw9128 5 років тому +6

      That was amazing

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 4 роки тому +1

      What do you think about it now?

    • @Sci-Fi-Punisher
      @Sci-Fi-Punisher 4 роки тому

      @@jdog7797 @3:32 - @3:42 is my reaction now.

  • @DougMacRay
    @DougMacRay 8 місяців тому

    I can’t believe you posted these. I can’t believe you posted these. How could you have done this!. Goodbye my friend.
    Cheers from Boston☘️

  • @amalgamationprime3168
    @amalgamationprime3168 4 роки тому +1198

    "Why don't I take you home and eat your 🐱?"
    *THAT ONLY WORKS IN BRAZZERS AND SCARY MOVIE 6!!!*

  • @kbsotooscee3397
    @kbsotooscee3397 4 роки тому +539

    “OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD”
    PURE GOLD

    • @jh.f30
      @jh.f30 4 роки тому +1

      LMFAOOO

    • @lsmith145
      @lsmith145 4 роки тому +8

      The background music makes it so much better

  • @blakeharrison3972
    @blakeharrison3972 3 місяці тому +1

    Going to say “this isn’t my world” and then shouting disappointed

  • @maddyv5948
    @maddyv5948 Рік тому +1

    I don't know what you're talking about. Each one of these lines is positively hilarious!

  • @ateuedai860
    @ateuedai860 2 роки тому +3663

    Fun fact: in that Hercules scene, Kevin Sorbo yells "Disappointed!", because it was written in the script "(DISAPPOINTED)", as in "the actor should act as disappointed". But he thought it was an actual line! :D

    • @umwhatamIdoinghere
      @umwhatamIdoinghere 2 роки тому +588

      Hahaha. What's even funnier is they left it in.
      I remember a speech Hilary Clinton gave and she said the word "sigh".

    • @CadillacDriver
      @CadillacDriver 2 роки тому +64

      Fun fact: that's not true.
      Edited because people in this thread are reeetaarded and gullible. And I've removed a lot of my posts to unclutter the thread.
      Type this in to YT search: "Kevin Sorbo explains why he really yelled DISAPPOINTED in Hercules".

    • @travis1043
      @travis1043 2 роки тому +56

      @@CadillacDriver fun fact: you are a dooosh baggalo

    • @Guayo58
      @Guayo58 2 роки тому +121

      @@CadillacDriver r/iamverybadass

    • @CadillacDriver
      @CadillacDriver 2 роки тому +18

      @@Guayo58 for telling the truth with proof, then yes, I am.

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 3 роки тому +3041

    Mother, I don't wanna cook tonight!
    "Too bad YOU......will fry"

    • @marcheskitv
      @marcheskitv 3 роки тому +28

      You were the popular comment back in the video “worst line in scriptwriting history”

    • @teknofex10
      @teknofex10 3 роки тому +19

      Mother, this comment was too good to respond to!
      "Too bad YOU ... will reply"

    • @Needsmoreflash
      @Needsmoreflash 2 роки тому +8

      gobble gobble

    • @sammuelfisher2930
      @sammuelfisher2930 2 роки тому +1

      You had me wheezing my friend xD

    • @kaissersreich
      @kaissersreich 2 роки тому

      timestamp??

  • @silverworksstudios2631
    @silverworksstudios2631 Рік тому +4

    "I'm the Juggernaut bitch" is the best line in that movie

  • @lemakomehappy349
    @lemakomehappy349 Рік тому +2

    “Hey Scotty”
    [glances over]
    *”Jesus man”*

    • @greasy2007
      @greasy2007 Рік тому

      Like what was that? If this was a religious flick I'd understand

  • @seriouswithdaysoff
    @seriouswithdaysoff 4 роки тому +1775

    5:41 actual video of the prison guards when they found Epstein's body

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 7 років тому +11750

    These aren't bad these are beautiful

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot 5 років тому +137

      Its been a long time since I smelled beautiful.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 5 років тому +8

      RIP Jeff Goldblum

    • @pderham26
      @pderham26 5 років тому +7

      Come on two more likes and we're at 666

    • @kundan906
      @kundan906 5 років тому +1

      i was thinking the same way

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 5 років тому +3

      No....gawd no...noooohohooo...no... just no

  • @LESRAM1981
    @LESRAM1981 9 місяців тому

    When I feel like crap. I watch these. It makes my day. Thank you very much!!😂😂😂😂

  • @KhunHan1998
    @KhunHan1998 27 днів тому

    The worst are the cliches used in action movies: "Failure is not an option", "I'm going in", "This time it's personal" all spoken with an affected tough guy voice.

  • @toazethegecko
    @toazethegecko 3 роки тому +1060

    "They're eating her, another is going to eat me! Oh my gaaaaaaaaddddd!"
    What a meme masterpiece

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +21

      Ben Affleck: I'm eating her
      And then she's going to eat me!
      ...
      Oh my gaahhhaaaaa-aaad

    • @ericacross7337
      @ericacross7337 2 роки тому +4

      Apparently the guy from Shark Attack 3 is also going to eat her. 👍

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 2 роки тому

      And then they're gonna eat me*

    • @A_Turner
      @A_Turner 2 роки тому

      The fly in that scene was such a good actor they cast him in The Fly, alongside Jeff Goldblum

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 2 роки тому

      You could say… a memesterpiece