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Best part of the whole thing is the victim was with them 5 minutes before and was killed when they got separated. But the detectives don't stick around to check out the scene. They just up and leave immediately.
@@spacemanandy2 I see. So it would have made more sense if he said "someone HERE is responsible". Yeah, it's still not great writing but that makes more sense now.
I can’t find the source but I recently read that the actor in that scene asked the producer (or director) to change that line because it was so over-the-top. He was denied his request and so he decided to “act it” with such “drama” that he knew it would later be criticized. If anyone reading this can find that source, please drop it in this comment, I’d really appreciate it. Cheers from Boston☘️
I remember when I watched this for the first time, pretty much all these lines made my skin curl but the "I can't believe you committed suicide" line was so shockingly bad to me I actually BOUGHT the movie Fateful Findings for $12.00 and watch it constantly. The "So bad it's good" category sure has a weird power.
Neil Breen is a special kind of awful. There is another scene in Double Down where his girlfriend dies and as he catches her body, he says "Oh Jeez." Then instead of reacting with anger/grief/sadness, he reacts like he suddenly got a stomach cramp while filming the scene.
Is that movie supposed to be a parody or somethinb? Or is it like tommys wisau the room😂? Supposed to be a real drama comedy which turned out to be a parody?
Oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man
I can't believe that line and "La dee Dee, la dee da" from Annie Hall we're included in AFI's top 100 movie quotes, but NOT The Empire Strikes Back's "No, *I* am your father". Nor did they include Silence of the Lambs' "I'm having a friend for dinner" line.
@Alex Americans love eating turkeys during Thanksgiving (especially). Turkey time is just referring to eating her out by gobble gobbling (and now it sounds really funny, but yeah it's meant to be sex talking).
@@jessicaslater4243 It was a director's note, indicating that Hercules should seem disappointed when he says the line. There weren't any brackets so Kevin Sorbo (is that the right name) thought it was part of the script. It made for a classic line. So glad they kept it in.
If you're a fan of Mortal Kombat 2 and 3 (the video games, not the movies) where Shao Kahn repeatedly says that to you in the final boss fight, making it a known catchphrase of the series, it makes it that much hammier, but at least makes a little more sense in the movies.
@jungbooty everyone who's relevant in this world cares about everything Irish. Far more important people than you, Muhammad Ali, Barack Obama and Jimmy Hendrix for example, have Irish ancestry.
I love how that disappointed bit was originally just a joke by the actor and they kept it because they thought it was cool. and it is, fucking hilarious.
It's turkey time Huh Gobble gobble Huh Stuff the turkey Huh Dark meat for you Huh Squirt that mayonnaise Huh Tenderize this Huh Spread these turkey legs and shove in that stuffing Huh Time to stick the thermometer in Huh Put a fork in me cause I am done.
@@alienstrain9415 It literally doesnt help whatsoever. I think they meant to say theyll see who ends up on the sidewalk but they wanted to make it more edgy and just forced shit into the middle of the sentence
" they eating her. And then, they gonna eat me! HO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!!!" This line fits so well with his facial expression. That's why this scene is so hilarious and one of the funniest memes.
+Genexolev Ashtiani Dead pool ryan reynolds literally the same in all of his films the cocky smart ass wise guy. can't really call this dude an actor he only has one charter himslef. only seen him in one film were he broke chacter the film where he was kidnapped and buried alive that's it.
Well the toads lines got cut out of the movie. He would say stuff like "Do you know what happens when a toad..." But all of that shit got cut out. So storm saying that actually would have made sense. Instead they cut his lines and left hers in so it was awkward.
I actually like this line. It's basically a precursor to the anti-joke. It has the setup for a typical action movie one-liner, but the punchline subverts it with an obvious fact. You're clearly supposed to expect the answer to be "It croaks". And then you get something else. I myself an rather tickled by it.
@@globetrekker86 i like the one where sheand edward are driving back to see her dad or something as she's reading lines like a third grader "what IS going on?" lmao
The funny thing about the Hercules clip… “disappointed” was an acting direction in the script, but Kevin (I don’t know if he was joking or not) said it out loud and they kept it in.
Fun fact: in that Hercules scene, Kevin Sorbo yells "Disappointed!", because it was written in the script "(DISAPPOINTED)", as in "the actor should act as disappointed". But he thought it was an actual line! :D
Fun fact: that's not true. Edited because people in this thread are reeetaarded and gullible. And I've removed a lot of my posts to unclutter the thread. Type this in to YT search: "Kevin Sorbo explains why he really yelled DISAPPOINTED in Hercules".
The "Disappointed" wasn't bad writing, it was a note on how to read the line, Kevin Sorbo mistakenly read it as dialogue & nobody corrected him as he was the star & also the director.
@@Win090949 6:06 But I'm changing my mind, it is bad writing because there's no way he would be able to tell it wasn't his world as, for obvious reasons, it looks just like his world.
1:02 the best line in attack of the clones the best Revemhenof the Shit line is either ,"Chancellor Palpatine, Shit lords are our speciallity," "I am the SENATE" "Hello there" "I HATE YOU" or "She has lost the will to live" 1:10 best compliation ever
not only does the content of this video live up to expectations, but you got straight to it - none of that unnecessary blather at the beginning that other youtubers can't resist. Thankyou for not being a narcissist.
Ikr? I hate that so much. And half the time they never even show the actual footage! They just show a few slides of it and talk about it and describe what happens the entire video just to make the clip longer!
3:50 the fact this referenced the (at the time) popular dub "its the juggernaut bitch" made me chuckle as a teenager when I saw the movie in theaters hahah.
Matthew 11:15 KJV He that hath ears to hear, let him hear. Are you saved? Where will you go when you die? Heaven or hell? The Gospel, which means the Good News is the news that God Almighty, the Creator came in the flesh as Jesus Christ to take away the sin of the world. The one God is a trinity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. The Son came and laid down his own life to save ours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for our redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. Although God's creation was created perfect, having no death, sickness and disease, the creation became corrupted through Adam and Eve in them disobeying God. In this rebellion the creation became fallen through the curse of sin and mankind became separated from God. This world is fallen, but God offers reconciliation to him through his provision at the cross. Ultimately God will restore his creation to perfection when he returns but those that who reject his offer of redemption will remain condemned by their sins and go to hell. 1 Timothy 3:16 KJV And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: GOD WAS MANIFEST IN THE FLESH, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory. John 1:1,14 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and THE WORD WAS GOD. [14] And THE WORD WAS MADE FLESH, and dwelt among us,
The mexiCAN one has awful lines with decent acting. Whatever Keanu reeves was doing was awful acting with a decent script. And trolls 2 is just both lol. And whatever nicolas cage was doing was deliberate and everything he do is amazing! How dare they! 😡😡😡
1:48 I love Plan 9 from Outer Space so much and because there are so many moments of absolute gold, I actually missed this one. It’s amazing 😂 (I knew about the gun but that distracted me from the line itself)
I always thought that he didn't liked sand because he was slaved as a child on a planet full of it and he had left his mother behind on that planet so also sand makes him remember about his promess to her about going back for her that he still couldn't accomplish... I don't understand why people hate that line about the sand. I don't care about Star Wars, I only watched the movies once so maybe I'm wrong.
It's called John Barrowman (yep, the same one from Torchwood no less) trying to get a reaction from his co-star and thinking that terrible line was not going to be in the final cut and it was. He apparently only found out when he saw the film later on with his nephews.
It's like sniffy Joe when he was told to salute the marines, and instead he told the marines "salute the marines" and walked of without saluting the marines lol
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Wher's "Yes way, Ted!"?
I put other peoples videos into a video. Can you send me $1000, it would really help me out.
Some of these are bad lines
Some of these are bad acting
Some of these are a combination of both
Some of these are just pure gold
Correction: all of these are pure gold
Oh my gaaaaaaaaawd
Some people work for a living
Some people work for fun
Girl, I just work for you
I just gave you your 500th like.
And congratulations, you now have chlamydia.
I AM AN F-B-I AGENT! That's Gold
The way he says “I cannot believe you committed suicide.” He sounds more annoyed than sad.
I'm very disappointed in you. How could have sucicided? It's incredibly inconsiderate, you should know better.
Honestly some people...
“I can’t believe you committed suicide...2 feet away from my car!!! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT IT!
my friends when i finally do it
This is how all Neil Breen movies are
A monologue, as if he is talking to Horatio, with skull in hand...
But alas, it is only the discount version of Hamlet!
"He's dead... Murdered... And someone is responsible." Great detective work.
50k transferred in under 5 hours
"Modern women."
"They've been like that all down through the ages. Especially in a spot like this"
Most underrated lines imo.
2:05 people online who think they are detectives
Best part of the whole thing is the victim was with them 5 minutes before and was killed when they got separated. But the detectives don't stick around to check out the scene. They just up and leave immediately.
@@spacemanandy2 I see. So it would have made more sense if he said "someone HERE is responsible". Yeah, it's still not great writing but that makes more sense now.
That "Oh God, Oh Man" is still hilarious to this day
Best lines ever
It would be fine if he only said it once and had even the tiniest shred of acting ability.
The camera makes it seem like he just starts spinning around and it fucking kills me every time
I can’t find the source but I recently read that the actor in that scene asked the producer (or director) to change that line because it was so over-the-top. He was denied his request and so he decided to “act it” with such “drama” that he knew it would later be criticized. If anyone reading this can find that source, please drop it in this comment, I’d really appreciate it.
Cheers from Boston☘️
@@DougMacRay It's here in an interview with the director ua-cam.com/video/gSRjgb5Zk-k/v-deo.html&ab_channel=DavidNusair
“Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can’t?”
*intense staring*
I'm a Mexi-cool-cat-saves-the-kids
I use the same line, are you lubrican or lubricant, turns out it's lubricant but it does, such a confused individual.
@@phantomwolf3300 lmao
Raise up my MexiCANs
I'm a Mexicanadian
"I cannot believe you committed suicide," delivered the way most people would say "I cannot believe you left my shirt at the cleaner's."
Like the same way Vincent says "Aw man I shot Marvin in the face" in Pulp Fiction
the "I can't believe its not butter" commercials are more convincing.
he's acting is amazing.hahaha
You’re wrong, most people would have some noticible level of emotion (eg. Mild annoyance) if you left their shirt at the dry cleaners.
Don't judge the Richard Gere of bad acting!
Keanu's British accent still has the surfer "whoa" vibe to it.
Well he’s a shit actor so yea
@@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 if you say so. Would love to see you act.
@@303Thatoneguy I've never met them, but their acting is definitely better than Keanu's British accent
BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTUREEE
Keanu himself admits he shouldn't have taken that part. Just think if Coppola's original choice Johnny Depp had played Harker instead.
I remember when I watched this for the first time, pretty much all these lines made my skin curl but the "I can't believe you committed suicide" line was so shockingly bad to me I actually BOUGHT the movie Fateful Findings for $12.00 and watch it constantly. The "So bad it's good" category sure has a weird power.
Neil Breen is a special kind of awful. There is another scene in Double Down where his girlfriend dies and as he catches her body, he says "Oh Jeez." Then instead of reacting with anger/grief/sadness, he reacts like he suddenly got a stomach cramp while filming the scene.
@@theradmadlad7681 lmfao I've heard double down is legendarily hilarious, I gotta see it now!
@@theradmadlad7681i swear, Neil Breen is the best worst actor of all time 😂
Is that movie supposed to be a parody or somethinb? Or is it like tommys wisau the room😂? Supposed to be a real drama comedy which turned out to be a parody?
@instigator11985 it's just like The Room. It was a VERY delusional vision from a delusional mind that actually made its way on camera.
Legend says he is still spinning around saying "oh god oh man". He actually drilled himself through to China.
Lmaoooooo
Lmao I am dying
i think he is the guy that keeps this planet spinning..
And then he got himself out and said “I’m the juggernaut, bitch”
Director: Oh God
Dialogue: Oh man
The actor: Oh God oh man
Oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man
oh god OH MAN!
Ohmen ogod
Oh xd man! Oh lol God
My favorite .
“I’m an American”
“Jim! How can you have committed suicide. I CANNOT believe you committed suicide. I can’t help you out of this one Jim. Goodbye”
Hahahahaha
This guy..
The WORST next to the oh god oh man oh god dude
Eyes on Breen...
Shoutout Neil Breen
But are you an American or an American’t?
5:33 I love how mildly annoyed and inconvenienced he is about it.
I love how I’m the 69th person to like this comment 😂
LMFAOOO
"I'm not angry.., just dissappointed"
The prison guards outside of Jeffrey Epstein’s cell be like:
Did he commit suicide. It was unclear.
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry” WORST relationship advice ever
Caught in the act of cheating.....balls deep........"I love you!"
@@troysuza2065 That's obviously not what she meant
@@AlissonSilva-ox4uz really?....for real?.....like seriously??? That's not what she meant?.....I'm offended
@@troysuza2065 😂😂😂
I can't believe that line and "La dee Dee, la dee da" from Annie Hall we're included in AFI's top 100 movie quotes, but NOT The Empire Strikes Back's "No, *I* am your father". Nor did they include Silence of the Lambs' "I'm having a friend for dinner" line.
“It’s turkey time..”
“.....huh?”
*”...Gobble Gobble..”*
Moonchips X So I heard right
I still don't know where she goin'
@@barastyr344 I think she was talking about sex....specifically eating her vagina
Woooowww
@Alex Americans love eating turkeys during Thanksgiving (especially). Turkey time is just referring to eating her out by gobble gobbling (and now it sounds really funny, but yeah it's meant to be sex talking).
Okay, that line “Mexi-can or Mexi-can’t” is a stupid line, but damn Danny Trejo delivers the responding line like a bad ass pro.
He looks like he’s restraining himself from beating that guy to a pulp.
Best line in the movie.
Yeah, it's like "Bond, James Bond" or "I'll be back". These lines are totally awkward but the actors made them sound so epic.
@@SpiderkillersInc That's Danny Trejo's everyday look, though.
@@beta_cygni1950 More so here.
That "Disappointed!" made me think how nice it would be if people in real life actually shouted out how they feel every time they spoke.
What's even funnier is that the line is supposed to be an homage to the same line from A Fish Called Wanda.
Me: "...Bored!"
"....Horny!"
My friends and i saw that when it first came out ages ago. We still yell disappointed! and laugh.
"I'm very DISAPPOINTED!" -Zorg, The Fifth Element
@@jessicaslater4243 It was a director's note, indicating that Hercules should seem disappointed when he says the line. There weren't any brackets so Kevin Sorbo (is that the right name) thought it was part of the script. It made for a classic line. So glad they kept it in.
"You're alive!"
"Too bad YOU .... will die"
I laughed for 30 seconds
If you're a fan of Mortal Kombat 2 and 3 (the video games, not the movies) where Shao Kahn repeatedly says that to you in the final boss fight, making it a known catchphrase of the series, it makes it that much hammier, but at least makes a little more sense in the movies.
@@billny33 hammier? I see what you did there 😂
look up the original video with just that clip. The comments will have you in stitches
But the replies on the original video are comedy gold 🤣
Poor Musetta Vander....she did what she could with that awful line...
Anakin's "I don't like sand" is an absolute masterpiece of dialogue sir
SwenglishGamer r/whoosh
Literally every single line from the prequels is iconic I refuse for anyone to insult the prequel trilogy
It really is a masterpiece
@SwenglishGamer I don't like comments they're rude , judgmental and they're everywhere
@SwenglishGamer wooshed again
*"I know 3 things: this person's dead, murdered, and someone's responsible."* if this man ain't the best detective in history i don't know who it is
That means he's clueless.
Sherlock Holmes has nothing on this guy.
Batman
I like how he's using the barrel of his gun to scratch an ich while he says it.
Lmao
I really gotta start using “we’ll see who shits on the sidewalk” more often in conversation.
The entire population of San Francisco
That line is good because it would be confusing as hell.
@@kingbaby8761hurr durr, me am be vote Trump.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 how many times you shit yourself per day?
@@nicholasfarrell5981 good for you, excellent choice.
“I can’t help you out of this one Jim”
Jim: currently dead
currently Deat???
so he will come back next year?
@@benjaminschiel3339 knowing Hollywood...
no no he's got a point
Not to mention the ABSOLUTE lack of emotion in his voice.
@@4jgarner It's like it has happened many times before and he just doesn't care anymore 🤣
“I can’t believe you committed suicide, I cant help you outta this one”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well gee
🤣🤣
Do you know what gee is a slang word for in Ireland? Should've spelt it with a j.
@jungbooty everyone who's relevant in this world cares about everything Irish. Far more important people than you, Muhammad Ali, Barack Obama and Jimmy Hendrix for example, have Irish ancestry.
This scene delivered me an emotional goodbye
With all we've been through
Good bye
The "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD" line from Troll 2 is a masterpiece of cinema and you can't prove me wrong.
Ian Farnsworth i heard the fly on the guy's forehead even won an Oscar
Ian Farnsworth YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, IAN!!!
You're right,i cant
The cherry on top is the fly on his forehead ngl
I love how that disappointed bit was originally just a joke by the actor and they kept it because they thought it was cool. and it is, fucking hilarious.
what timestamp?
I'm guessing 5:56
disappointed - A fish called Wanda (1988) ua-cam.com/video/MvbQ4wJak_c/v-deo.html
So was the megashark line that was just to make the woman laugh.
"It's turkey time..."
"...huh?" 😶
"Gobble gobble"
????????????????
@Aiyaluna Yourke No she wasn't she was saying Gobble as in she wanted him to eat her out.
It's turkey time
Huh
Gobble gobble
Huh
Stuff the turkey
Huh
Dark meat for you
Huh
Squirt that mayonnaise
Huh
Tenderize this
Huh
Spread these turkey legs and shove in that stuffing
Huh
Time to stick the thermometer in
Huh
Put a fork in me cause I am done.
@@The3rdGunman Also wrong. Turkeys get stuffed.
@@FestArc I don't agree but at the same time doesn't change it's a stupid ass line in an even more stupid film, so...fair enough.
@David Bowie bore
"F*ck with me, and we'll see who sh*ts on the sidewalk" lmaooooooo freaking gold
Context is for the weak.
@@shiruotakuno28 somehow I doubt that context would have helped lol
@@alienstrain9415 It literally doesnt help whatsoever. I think they meant to say theyll see who ends up on the sidewalk but they wanted to make it more edgy and just forced shit into the middle of the sentence
'Act like a cheap bastard, expect the shittiest portion'
@@DANtheMANofSIPA I feel they could have said "fuck with me, and we'll see who ends up a stain on the sidewalk"
"Oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man"
I felt moved
Your profile pic aslo compliments the line very much
@@LionmaneElsie08 well you were...in circles.
@Chase Clarke please remove your...it’s hideous.
Oh man oh god oh man oh man oh god oh man oh man oh god.
" they eating her. And then, they gonna eat me!
HO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!!!" This line fits so well with his facial expression.
That's why this scene is so hilarious and one of the funniest memes.
That fly on his forehead! 😂
Definitely thought that was Ryan Reynolds for a second haha
That black dude in Samurai Cop had the best facial expressions.
arguably the best actor in that scene
Thomas Dove it's funny because that's the same face I made when I saw it. after seeing his face while having that expression makes it even more funny
Feel the Bern 2020! Ever seen the Rifftrax version? It's good
0.0
LMAO!!!
Mother, I don't wanna cook tonight!
"Too bad YOU......will fry"
You were the popular comment back in the video “worst line in scriptwriting history”
Mother, this comment was too good to respond to!
"Too bad YOU ... will reply"
gobble gobble
You had me wheezing my friend xD
timestamp??
"its turkey time, gobble gobble" WTF the cringe is SO high listening to that
@John Deez nuts
Ima do dis with my mans
That movie had a shitload of stupid lines.
@@gabbydiomand1223 actually. Just repeat the comment you wrote. It's a winner.
😂😂😂
3:44 is legitimately a great line. Incorporated a meme into a film in an utterly iconic fashion.
Unironically the best line in the whole movie for just this reason. "Do you know what happens to frogs..." should be here in it's place.
I agree. A couple of these lines weren't all that bad. Most were though
Facts
Easily the only memorable part of the film, and not because it’s bad.
Agreed!
What about X MEN?
STORM:-
'Do you know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?... The same thing that happens to everything else!
+Genexolev Ashtiani Dead pool ryan reynolds literally the same in all of his films the cocky smart ass wise guy. can't really call this dude an actor he only has one charter himslef. only seen him in one film were he broke chacter the film where he was kidnapped and buried alive that's it.
Well the toads lines got cut out of the movie. He would say stuff like "Do you know what happens when a toad..." But all of that shit got cut out.
So storm saying that actually would have made sense. Instead they cut his lines and left hers in so it was awkward.
R33C3 True but irrelevant
Funny enough, that line was from Joss Whedon. He usually have better lines. This one, it isn't.
I actually like this line. It's basically a precursor to the anti-joke. It has the setup for a typical action movie one-liner, but the punchline subverts it with an obvious fact. You're clearly supposed to expect the answer to be "It croaks". And then you get something else. I myself an rather tickled by it.
“Disappointaaaaaaaaad” wasn’t a bad line, it was just ahead of its time.
It was an homage to Kevin Kline from A Fish Called Wanda
This was a meme
Yep and Hercules was camp on purpose especially alt universe version of Hercules, The Sovereign
😂
Time stamp?
These lines make the “i hate sand” Anakin line look oscar worthy
How about Bella Swan’s distaste for rain? “Any… cold… wet thing… I don’t really…”
@@globetrekker86 i like the one where sheand edward are driving back to see her dad or something as she's reading lines like a third grader
"what IS going on?" lmao
That's what Lucas told himself too
The new movies make the prequels look oscar worthy
*"I don't like sand"
The funny thing about the Hercules clip… “disappointed” was an acting direction in the script, but Kevin (I don’t know if he was joking or not) said it out loud and they kept it in.
These aren't bad these are beautiful
Its been a long time since I smelled beautiful.
RIP Jeff Goldblum
Come on two more likes and we're at 666
i was thinking the same way
No....gawd no...noooohohooo...no... just no
“I can’t help you out of this one Jim.”
That’s right. He’s dead.
"You're dead, Jim."
He didn't commit suicide. He was murdered. And someone's responsible.
Naaaw, really?
🙄
goodbye my friend
His american ,and he love's his country
1:28 lol that dude needs an Oscar
5:42 never mind, this guy got it instead
I cant believe you gave him an Oscar i cannot believe you gave him an Oscar. How could you have done this how could you have gave him an Oscar ?
What the fuck, he’s not every trying
Harry Sylar lynx w o o o o o s h
*Agreed*
Lmao It was worth the wait at 5:42
5:40 "I can't help you out of this one Jim" has me rolling! Good God that's hilarious 😂
"Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god..."
Second best line ever.
Which one is the Best one?
@@Hola-tq4pg The best one is missing here. Also from Samurai Cop:
"What does 'Katana' mean?"
"It means 'Japanese Sword'."
@@thingsiplay that is really fucking good
@@thingsiplay the best part is that it doesn't
And this guy got an Oscar nomination for acting in "Love Story", which also had its own bad line clip here as well.
"I Can't believe u commited suicide.... Can't help u out of this one jim". NO SHIIIT 😂😂😂
Rifani Fauzi jim kinda looks like tom hanks
I can't believe that you delivered that line so poorly. How could you have done this in your own movie? I can't help you out of this one, Neil.
not a game journalist Funny you say that because Neil Breen reminds me of Richard Gere LOL!
Neil Breen is my daddy
HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
that riddick line would have been an amazing shampoo commercial, "its been a long time since i smelled beautiful" *L'oréal*
Edward Teach l...Is he insinuating that he has smelled gross for a really long time!?
Edward Teach What makes the idea even funnier is that he's bald.
Edward Teach Nah, Thoréal is better
Edward Teach or at least it would be if he wasn't bald
Yes, try all new TRAMPOLENE
fragrance for vagrance
because absolutely
EBERYBODY has jumped up and down on it.
Poor Femme.
when he said, "This isn't my world, DISAPPOINTED!!" I felt that lol. That clip is gold.
"I'm the juggernaut, bitch." Was the best line of the film
Member Berry - I thought he said "janitor" and then proceeded to make a mess
Member Berry Indeed.
Member Berry Well the film was pretty bad so...
Member Berry doesn't he say janitor lol
Member Berry member juggernaut? member?
"Wait a minute... this isn't my world... *DISAPPOINTED!*"
Basically me everyday. 😂😭
That was amazing
What do you think about it now?
@@jdog7797 @3:32 - @3:42 is my reaction now.
“OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD”
PURE GOLD
LMFAOOO
The background music makes it so much better
"I resent it, when people _FART_ inside my office!"
That angry delivery sent me!😂
Fun fact: in that Hercules scene, Kevin Sorbo yells "Disappointed!", because it was written in the script "(DISAPPOINTED)", as in "the actor should act as disappointed". But he thought it was an actual line! :D
Hahaha. What's even funnier is they left it in.
I remember a speech Hilary Clinton gave and she said the word "sigh".
Fun fact: that's not true.
Edited because people in this thread are reeetaarded and gullible. And I've removed a lot of my posts to unclutter the thread.
Type this in to YT search: "Kevin Sorbo explains why he really yelled DISAPPOINTED in Hercules".
@@CadillacDriver fun fact: you are a dooosh baggalo
@@CadillacDriver r/iamverybadass
@@Guayo58 for telling the truth with proof, then yes, I am.
"They're eating her, another is going to eat me! Oh my gaaaaaaaaddddd!"
What a meme masterpiece
Ben Affleck: I'm eating her
And then she's going to eat me!
...
Oh my gaahhhaaaaa-aaad
And then they're gonna eat me*
The fly in that scene was such a good actor they cast him in The Fly, alongside Jeff Goldblum
You could say… a memesterpiece
Can't believe somebody wrote these and somebody else said it in front of a camera and somebody else thought "Yeah, that sounded about right"
I was just saying this to a friend of mine, like, yesterday!
More like, that's the 30th take and it was the best one.
Can you imagine the ones they declined? Ahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahabahahaha
Like not even an film student would fuck up that bad, the director must be a psychopath to think those tales are passable
"He was murdered. And somebody is responsible."
That.
Is amazing.
The writer certainly had a ton of experience in detective work and law enforcement. And CLEARLY... he knew Captain Obvious like he was his brother.
"ARE YOU A MEXI-CAN OR A MEXI-CANT"
Cinema at its finest
Poetic cinema
Funny thing is as cheesy as that line was I actually love that movie
Alucard same! Love the whole trilogy, in all honesty!!
Totally kino
Its suppose to b cheesy lol
I really feel like Ben Affleck just didn’t know what the fuck was going on, and that was his genuine reaction😂
😂 this theory is wonderful 😂 “...bro, wut?”
And audiences didn't know either lol
Then that would explain his terrible acting since he was a teen
Which one was Affleck?
@@tombstonerforever9374
“It’s turkey time... Gobble gobble...
Does that help?
"He's dead, murdered and someone's responsible" is one of the greatest comedic lines of all time.
That Shark Attack 3 line is just such a self-aware masterpiece of dialogue
The "Disappointed" wasn't bad writing, it was a note on how to read the line, Kevin Sorbo mistakenly read it as dialogue & nobody corrected him as he was the star & also the director.
Time stamp?
@@Win090949 6:06 But I'm changing my mind, it is bad writing because there's no way he would be able to tell it wasn't his world as, for obvious reasons, it looks just like his world.
That line delivery was perfect tho
@@jessefehr7249 to be fair
That information makes the line 100% better, and it was already amazing
Some of these lines aren't bad, the delivery is.
Its turkey time cant be fixed
@@JustMySelfBro if a woman says that to you, you should get dressed and leave.
@@earthakittsghost1391 nah man she says that im definitely stuffing that turkey
"I cannot believe you committed suicide!"
Fuck with me and a will see who shits on the sidewalk
I was expecting to be DISAPOINTEEEEDDDD, but this was actually really funny
I'm glad you did...because if you didn't I was gonna make you S*** on a sidewalk... did I say that right?
Roland Stuntonem OOOOOOHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDD
Roland Stuntonem good thing this I S your world
This upload is the best vid I've seen all night. Troll 2 & Tough Guys Don't Dance never disappoint. Neil Breen is next level stuff
1:02 the best line in attack of the clones
the best Revemhenof the Shit line is either ,"Chancellor Palpatine, Shit lords are our speciallity," "I am the SENATE" "Hello there" "I HATE YOU" or "She has lost the will to live"
1:10 best compliation ever
Neil breen should have his own hour long episode 😂
hes got 5 full length feature films thats gotta be at least 10 hours of amazing terrible
6:06 “wait a minute....this isn’t my world......disaPPOINTEEEEEED!!!”
to think Kevin Sorbo did that.. sigh
Story of my life
@@faizfuad8361 They have to start somewhere
@@nathanielcopperfish912 sigh.. SO DISAPPOINTED!
So that's the source on one of the meme I used all the times. X,D
not only does the content of this video live up to expectations, but you got straight to it - none of that unnecessary blather at the beginning that other youtubers can't resist. Thankyou for not being a narcissist.
Ikr? I hate that so much. And half the time they never even show the actual footage! They just show a few slides of it and talk about it and describe what happens the entire video just to make the clip longer!
I knew I wasn't the only one.
I call BS. "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" is one of the greatest lines ever.
Totally agree.
1,000,000% agree
Agreed, that line stuck with me because it was epic in context.
One would need to know the meta to know it’s one of the greatest lines. It was one of the greatest moments of fan service ever
Hey wasn’t that ELLEN PAGE?
“Are you a Mexi-can? Or a Mexi-can’t?” Is probably the best line I’ve ever heard in a movie
"Why don't I take you home and eat your 🐱?"
*THAT ONLY WORKS IN BRAZZERS AND SCARY MOVIE 6!!!*
gobble gobble
Ahadur Rahman Alif not true it works with the hoes at my school 💀
@@saeko1579 nah it wont
well now it works in Shark Attack 3
Is there a scary movie 6?
*_I can't help you out of this one, Jim_*
Read it as he was saying it
That’s literally the correct response to someone who commits suicide:
“I can’t help you out of this one”
So edgy
Vinnie Jones as the Juggernaut is gold, best thing in the movie by far
5:42 This scene is the embodiment of the "Ah f**k, I can't believe you've done this" meme.
Wow😮
I love Keanu, but him trying to do a british accent is just the worst
Oh my God
He sounds like a British guy trying to do a cali surfer accent in a time traveler movie.
J Dog most excellent comment
To be fair the movie itself is really good
Guilherme Torres Barboza it just doesn’t work
Are you a mexiCAN? Or a mexiBOTTLE?
TheRealBeatMaster
Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiBOOBS?
TheRealBeatMaster LMAO oh man oh God, oh man oh God. You jusz made my day. Great comment man
TheRealBeatMaster 😂😂😂
Are you a mexiCAN or a maxiPAD?
TheRealBeatMaster Or a mexiJar
I'm impressed with the restraint you showed on using clips from The Room
The scene where the kid is confronted for associating with a drug-dealer is one of the most beautifully perfect moments in the history of bad cinema.
5:51 - "I can't help you out of this one". The guy's dead.
That's what I call, a dead sense of humor.
I'll see myself out.
Neil Breen is just a God tier shitpost
@@calthekonqueror312 😐
It means he can't bring him back to life
It's the tone of someone having an argument with his wife or something 😂
Every line in "The Room" is horrible, awkward, memorable; It is a completely unique piece of beautiful garbage.
Oh, hi Mark.
It's sooo fucking bad that is the best horrible will ever be.
It's a masterpiece
The only acceptable lines and acting in The Room come from the guy that plays the drug dealer, the rest are so horrid like damn
Its a masterpiece
"It's turkey time"
"......eh?"
"Goble goble"
That turns me off
That line disturbs me
@@intercity4553 I don't know why it did, as it really shouldn't have, but that line legitimately pissed me off for a few seconds.
The way she said it made me think of the part where you pull out the giblet sack and it drips everywhere
I just image her tush looking like folded up chicken skin
I love how confused Ben Affleck looks.
3:50 the fact this referenced the (at the time) popular dub "its the juggernaut bitch" made me chuckle as a teenager when I saw the movie in theaters hahah.
"it's turkey time"
whispers *gobble gobble*
mimothememe that was so cringy I had to look away from tue screen. And Ben's face!!? Ewww
I thought she was gonna say
"I need stuffing."
Total slime.
"You committed suicide...I can't believe you committed suicide!" Oh my god 😂
Augustus Vasquez the best/worst line in that movie
Anijah Connor this was great 😂
Augustus Vasquez The complete lack of emotion made it perfect.
"I can't help you outta this one, Jack."
LMAO!! How is this dude still making movies? The money got to stop at some point when you keep putting out shitty movies!
"Hey scotty?!"
"Yeah?"
"Jesus man!"
aaaaaand Jesus to you, sir
😂
Plot twist: he's an atheist
Matthew 11:15 KJV
He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Are you saved? Where will you go when you die? Heaven or hell?
The Gospel, which means the Good News is the news that God Almighty, the Creator came in the flesh as Jesus Christ to take away the sin of the world. The one God is a trinity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. The Son came and laid down his own life to save ours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for our redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. Although God's creation was created perfect, having no death, sickness and disease, the creation became corrupted through Adam and Eve in them disobeying God. In this rebellion the creation became fallen through the curse of sin and mankind became separated from God. This world is fallen, but God offers reconciliation to him through his provision at the cross. Ultimately God will restore his creation to perfection when he returns but those that who reject his offer of redemption will remain condemned by their sins and go to hell.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: GOD WAS MANIFEST IN THE FLESH, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.
John 1:1,14
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and THE WORD WAS GOD. [14] And THE WORD WAS MADE FLESH, and dwelt among us,
@@jesusisgod2953 Jesus man
gotta love how Keanu is on here 3 separate times. he’s good as the plain bro dude or a stoic person. anything else is pure comedy
He is a great guy but not that good of an actor. Even his current biggest role barely has lines.
@@grienardus12 ya it works with john wick because the guy doesn’t display emotion, so Keanu doesn’t have to act lol. it works for the role though
I mean, yeah, but constantine was still good though.
“It’s Turkey Time...”
“What?”
ᵍᵒᵇᵇˡᵉ ᵍᵒᵇᵇˡᵉ
If my wife Said That, i will have same reaction as Ben Affleck
😂😂
If Ben Affleck was Armenian this would've ended badly
I wasn't even clear what she was referring to the first 10x I heard that quote.
Perhaps the single least sexy thing I have ever heard.
Don't know which is worse: The actual lines or the bad acting.
lines
The mexiCAN one has awful lines with decent acting. Whatever Keanu reeves was doing was awful acting with a decent script. And trolls 2 is just both lol.
And whatever nicolas cage was doing was deliberate and everything he do is amazing! How dare they! 😡😡😡
"I resent it when people FART inside my office!" the title lied to me. This is clearly the best movie line ever
I thought he said "When people fought inside my office"
AS a Navy gal...YES....don't fart in my office ...😂😂😂😂😂
Its a really good line.
@@baronbrrrrett TV syndication versions work perfectly, not theatrical versions ever.
@@BlueBlaze22you have your own office? What's your position? Say, Navy offices are well lit, right? I mean, that one was pretty dark.
1:48 I love Plan 9 from Outer Space so much and because there are so many moments of absolute gold, I actually missed this one. It’s amazing 😂
(I knew about the gun but that distracted me from the line itself)
“Hey scotty?” “Jesus man”
I remember when equals3 did a video on that 😂😂
#CreditRoll
THE END
Holy shit, that just kills me! 🤣
Hey Jesus, Scotty man.
"worst movie lines"
*I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.*
It's treason then.
*autistic screech*
I honestly thought I had seen that in a Bad Lip Reading of Star Wars. Was that actually in the movie??
@@Chris_Cross it was
@@jackabite7 Why did I think that then?
I always thought that he didn't liked sand because he was slaved as a child on a planet full of it and he had left his mother behind on that planet so also sand makes him remember about his promess to her about going back for her that he still couldn't accomplish... I don't understand why people hate that line about the sand.
I don't care about Star Wars, I only watched the movies once so maybe I'm wrong.
Couldn't you just feel the raw emotion when the guy said, "how could you commit suicide?" Hahahaha.
slimshead8100 Yea, the raw emotion of boredom. 😂
slimshead8100 yes it was a masterpiece. So touching so deeply emotional I cry everytime when I see that great scene.
i love how bad acting has been a thing for decades, it reaffirms me that we're all just human
THERE EATING HER!
AND THEN THEIR GOING TO EAT ME!!
OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!
How did you manage to write "THEY'RE" not in one, but two different incorrect ways.
I'm not even mad, that's amazing!
@@ajeenius7437 IKR. Beyond hilarious
@@ajeenius7437 simply astonishing
It was turkey time... gobble gobble.
Gobble!!Gobble!!
0:30 at least Ben Afflec's acting reflects exactly how you would react in real life.
JPskits JLO could say whatever she wants though. I would wreck that chick.
@@j4genius961 oh i'd gobble that grandma's turkey all day 24/7
I think it's supposed to be cringey and awkward. Shouldn't be in the list. It's not accidental
@Mwaniki Mwaniki the proper term is GILF
Dude that reaction from Ben was so genuine I'm kind of wondering if it was Improv on Jen's part. 😂🤣
legend says he's still yelling Oh God Oh Man until now.
JET really? Oh man,oh God oh man.....
Why'd he stop just now?
06:28 is legendary. Hey scotty Jesus man.
How does a movie about a giant shark result in some guy wanting to eat a girl out
It just does ok.
Fish jokes?
He’s secretly the shark planning on straight up eating her
Aiyaluna Yourke you know what you’re fucking right 😂
It's called John Barrowman (yep, the same one from Torchwood no less) trying to get a reaction from his co-star and thinking that terrible line was not going to be in the final cut and it was. He apparently only found out when he saw the film later on with his nephews.
6:08
Script: "Wait a minute...this isn't my world" (he yells dissapointed)
Actor: "Wait a minute...this isn't my world... DISSAPOINTEEEEEED"
He said calmly
It's like sniffy Joe when he was told to salute the marines, and instead he told the marines "salute the marines" and walked of without saluting the marines lol
The "Mexi-can mexi-can't" one was hilarious
Is that Johnny depp?
@@chacondetunaerma Yes. It's Once Upon On a Time in Mexico, sequel to Desperado.
Would've been soo much better if it was delivered better.
@@thejaded That's what I'm thinking. It actually isn't too bad of a line, but the delivery kinda ruined it.
I was expecting something like "mexi-can't", but far ruder
“Different places” with the overacted popcorn throw is absolutely perfect and hilarious and awesome.
1:43 As if it couldn’t get any worse, there’s a fly on his head
Worse? It only makes it better.
it distracts from the awfulness of the scene
@@carbonreptile5437 😂😂
Actually that's brilliant foreshadowing. He's gonna die and flies will eat him.
I always that that lol
“i can’t believe you committed suicide”
“I cant help you out of this one Jim”
So calm 🤣🤣
Absolute masterpiece of cinema
The Juggernaut’s line is just incredible and it will be remembered forever
It's the only good thing about Last Stand
I love it tbh
It’s not incredible but definitely not worthy of being on this list. Nothing wrong with that line
Yo if you havent seen the og video that inspired that line then you simply don't get it
Was saying the same thing. It doesn't belong in this video.