The Worst Movie Lines Ever!

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  • @Chodmunch
    @Chodmunch  Рік тому +125

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  • @michaelkinley6422
    @michaelkinley6422 6 років тому +19536

    Some of these are bad lines
    Some of these are bad acting
    Some of these are a combination of both
    Some of these are just pure gold

    • @arch_dornan6066
      @arch_dornan6066 6 років тому +458

      Correction: all of these are pure gold

    • @RogueEggman
      @RogueEggman 6 років тому +272

      Oh my gaaaaaaaaawd

    • @jadedemotions9891
      @jadedemotions9891 6 років тому +107

      Some people work for a living
      Some people work for fun
      Girl, I just work for you

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 6 років тому +18

      I just gave you your 500th like.
      And congratulations, you now have chlamydia.

    • @MightiestArm
      @MightiestArm 6 років тому +71

      I AM AN F-B-I AGENT! That's Gold

  • @katieburak93
    @katieburak93 4 роки тому +9463

    The way he says “I cannot believe you committed suicide.” He sounds more annoyed than sad.

    • @freshgreenjello6431
      @freshgreenjello6431 4 роки тому +568

      I'm very disappointed in you. How could have sucicided? It's incredibly inconsiderate, you should know better.
      Honestly some people...

    • @idontexist2959
      @idontexist2959 4 роки тому +329

      “I can’t believe you committed suicide...2 feet away from my car!!! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT IT!

    • @jeliii7900
      @jeliii7900 4 роки тому +71

      my friends when i finally do it

    • @biseragjurovska9868
      @biseragjurovska9868 4 роки тому +71

      This is how all Neil Breen movies are

    • @desertpunk7588
      @desertpunk7588 4 роки тому +37

      A monologue, as if he is talking to Horatio, with skull in hand...
      But alas, it is only the discount version of Hamlet!

  • @beeinthehive
    @beeinthehive 3 роки тому +4465

    "He's dead... Murdered... And someone is responsible." Great detective work.

    • @imakerandomvidscodm1787
      @imakerandomvidscodm1787 3 роки тому +25

      50k transferred in under 5 hours

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 3 роки тому +20

      "Modern women."
      "They've been like that all down through the ages. Especially in a spot like this"
      Most underrated lines imo.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 3 роки тому +20

      2:05 people online who think they are detectives

    • @spacemanandy2
      @spacemanandy2 3 роки тому +5

      Best part of the whole thing is the victim was with them 5 minutes before and was killed when they got separated. But the detectives don't stick around to check out the scene. They just up and leave immediately.

    • @beeinthehive
      @beeinthehive 3 роки тому +4

      @@spacemanandy2 I see. So it would have made more sense if he said "someone HERE is responsible". Yeah, it's still not great writing but that makes more sense now.

  • @echo12345ish
    @echo12345ish Рік тому +1993

    That "Oh God, Oh Man" is still hilarious to this day

    • @jesusdelmas
      @jesusdelmas Рік тому +18

      Best lines ever

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 Рік тому +33

      It would be fine if he only said it once and had even the tiniest shred of acting ability.

    • @ssp9181
      @ssp9181 Рік тому +56

      The camera makes it seem like he just starts spinning around and it fucking kills me every time

    • @DougMacRay
      @DougMacRay Рік тому +13

      I can’t find the source but I recently read that the actor in that scene asked the producer (or director) to change that line because it was so over-the-top. He was denied his request and so he decided to “act it” with such “drama” that he knew it would later be criticized. If anyone reading this can find that source, please drop it in this comment, I’d really appreciate it.
      Cheers from Boston☘️

    • @TheEagleofSteel
      @TheEagleofSteel Рік тому

      @@DougMacRay It's here in an interview with the director ua-cam.com/video/gSRjgb5Zk-k/v-deo.html&ab_channel=DavidNusair

  • @its_doovey
    @its_doovey 3 роки тому +4830

    “Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can’t?”
    *intense staring*

    • @Ryuhza
      @Ryuhza 3 роки тому +141

      I'm a Mexi-cool-cat-saves-the-kids

    • @phantomwolf3300
      @phantomwolf3300 3 роки тому +88

      I use the same line, are you lubrican or lubricant, turns out it's lubricant but it does, such a confused individual.

    • @its_doovey
      @its_doovey 3 роки тому +12

      @@phantomwolf3300 lmao

    • @ms.chomper5024
      @ms.chomper5024 3 роки тому +24

      Raise up my MexiCANs

    • @willb.139
      @willb.139 3 роки тому +39

      I'm a Mexicanadian

  • @Yaravis
    @Yaravis 6 років тому +2643

    "I cannot believe you committed suicide," delivered the way most people would say "I cannot believe you left my shirt at the cleaner's."

    • @PlasmidJunkie
      @PlasmidJunkie 6 років тому +54

      Like the same way Vincent says "Aw man I shot Marvin in the face" in Pulp Fiction

    • @BobBob-kw2xq
      @BobBob-kw2xq 6 років тому +58

      the "I can't believe its not butter" commercials are more convincing.

    • @mr.a1827
      @mr.a1827 5 років тому +4

      he's acting is amazing.hahaha

    • @Domarius64
      @Domarius64 5 років тому +26

      You’re wrong, most people would have some noticible level of emotion (eg. Mild annoyance) if you left their shirt at the dry cleaners.

    • @vincasvosylius6045
      @vincasvosylius6045 5 років тому

      Don't judge the Richard Gere of bad acting!

  • @windsongmoonchild6400
    @windsongmoonchild6400 4 роки тому +3137

    Keanu's British accent still has the surfer "whoa" vibe to it.

    • @moderatemexicanamericanpat4904
      @moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 4 роки тому +50

      Well he’s a shit actor so yea

    • @303Thatoneguy
      @303Thatoneguy 4 роки тому +37

      @@moderatemexicanamericanpat4904 if you say so. Would love to see you act.

    • @ConfusedProud
      @ConfusedProud 4 роки тому +123

      @@303Thatoneguy I've never met them, but their acting is definitely better than Keanu's British accent

    • @alllisonray
      @alllisonray 3 роки тому +22

      BILL AND TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTUREEE

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 3 роки тому +117

      Keanu himself admits he shouldn't have taken that part. Just think if Coppola's original choice Johnny Depp had played Harker instead.

  • @connortracey4536
    @connortracey4536 Рік тому +511

    I remember when I watched this for the first time, pretty much all these lines made my skin curl but the "I can't believe you committed suicide" line was so shockingly bad to me I actually BOUGHT the movie Fateful Findings for $12.00 and watch it constantly. The "So bad it's good" category sure has a weird power.

    • @theradmadlad7681
      @theradmadlad7681 Рік тому +54

      Neil Breen is a special kind of awful. There is another scene in Double Down where his girlfriend dies and as he catches her body, he says "Oh Jeez." Then instead of reacting with anger/grief/sadness, he reacts like he suddenly got a stomach cramp while filming the scene.

    • @connortracey4536
      @connortracey4536 Рік тому +17

      @@theradmadlad7681 lmfao I've heard double down is legendarily hilarious, I gotta see it now!

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony Рік тому +15

      @@theradmadlad7681i swear, Neil Breen is the best worst actor of all time 😂

    • @instigator11985
      @instigator11985 Рік тому +7

      Is that movie supposed to be a parody or somethinb? Or is it like tommys wisau the room😂? Supposed to be a real drama comedy which turned out to be a parody?

    • @connortracey4536
      @connortracey4536 Рік тому

      @instigator11985 it's just like The Room. It was a VERY delusional vision from a delusional mind that actually made its way on camera.

  • @_koschwarz
    @_koschwarz 4 роки тому +1606

    Legend says he is still spinning around saying "oh god oh man". He actually drilled himself through to China.

  • @mysticalx7974
    @mysticalx7974 4 роки тому +2797

    Director: Oh God
    Dialogue: Oh man
    The actor: Oh God oh man

    • @fahadxix5640
      @fahadxix5640 4 роки тому +46

      Oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man oh God oh man

    • @stevegaming2006
      @stevegaming2006 4 роки тому +9

      oh god OH MAN!

    • @fahadxix5640
      @fahadxix5640 4 роки тому +1

      Ohmen ogod

    • @fahadxix5640
      @fahadxix5640 4 роки тому +1

      Oh xd man! Oh lol God

    • @christophermurphy1024
      @christophermurphy1024 4 роки тому

      My favorite .

  • @ffsfreddie
    @ffsfreddie 5 років тому +1961

    “I’m an American”
    “Jim! How can you have committed suicide. I CANNOT believe you committed suicide. I can’t help you out of this one Jim. Goodbye”

  • @ChaossX77
    @ChaossX77 Рік тому +711

    5:33 I love how mildly annoyed and inconvenienced he is about it.

    • @atomicpunk2360
      @atomicpunk2360 Рік тому +5

      I love how I’m the 69th person to like this comment 😂

    • @jamewtf
      @jamewtf Рік тому +4

      LMFAOOO

    • @jokutyyppi4226
      @jokutyyppi4226 9 місяців тому +12

      "I'm not angry.., just dissappointed"

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 8 місяців тому +24

      The prison guards outside of Jeffrey Epstein’s cell be like:

    • @sawboss216
      @sawboss216 8 місяців тому +8

      Did he commit suicide. It was unclear.

  • @PumpkinMozie
    @PumpkinMozie 3 роки тому +3081

    “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” WORST relationship advice ever

    • @troysuza2065
      @troysuza2065 2 роки тому +159

      Caught in the act of cheating.....balls deep........"I love you!"

    • @AlissonSilva-ox4uz
      @AlissonSilva-ox4uz 2 роки тому +12

      @@troysuza2065 That's obviously not what she meant

    • @troysuza2065
      @troysuza2065 2 роки тому +47

      @@AlissonSilva-ox4uz really?....for real?.....like seriously??? That's not what she meant?.....I'm offended

    • @saucekbrocklee2425
      @saucekbrocklee2425 2 роки тому +11

      @@troysuza2065 😂😂😂

    • @ebinrock
      @ebinrock 2 роки тому +17

      I can't believe that line and "La dee Dee, la dee da" from Annie Hall we're included in AFI's top 100 movie quotes, but NOT The Empire Strikes Back's "No, *I* am your father". Nor did they include Silence of the Lambs' "I'm having a friend for dinner" line.

  • @emisev4162
    @emisev4162 5 років тому +6256

    “It’s turkey time..”
    “.....huh?”
    *”...Gobble Gobble..”*

    • @michaelchristidis8658
      @michaelchristidis8658 5 років тому +55

      Moonchips X So I heard right

    • @barastyr344
      @barastyr344 4 роки тому +192

      I still don't know where she goin'

    • @shehanfernando2584
      @shehanfernando2584 4 роки тому +167

      @@barastyr344 I think she was talking about sex....specifically eating her vagina

    • @-CloClo-
      @-CloClo- 4 роки тому +4

      Woooowww

    • @shehanfernando2584
      @shehanfernando2584 4 роки тому +59

      @Alex Americans love eating turkeys during Thanksgiving (especially). Turkey time is just referring to eating her out by gobble gobbling (and now it sounds really funny, but yeah it's meant to be sex talking).

  • @YBABTU
    @YBABTU 3 роки тому +6156

    Okay, that line “Mexi-can or Mexi-can’t” is a stupid line, but damn Danny Trejo delivers the responding line like a bad ass pro.

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 3 роки тому +381

      He looks like he’s restraining himself from beating that guy to a pulp.

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs 2 роки тому +93

      Best line in the movie.

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 2 роки тому +164

      Yeah, it's like "Bond, James Bond" or "I'll be back". These lines are totally awkward but the actors made them sound so epic.

    • @beta_cygni1950
      @beta_cygni1950 2 роки тому +44

      @@SpiderkillersInc That's Danny Trejo's everyday look, though.

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 2 роки тому +3

      @@beta_cygni1950 More so here.

  • @jorgepedro8431
    @jorgepedro8431 Рік тому +284

    That "Disappointed!" made me think how nice it would be if people in real life actually shouted out how they feel every time they spoke.

    • @jessicaslater4243
      @jessicaslater4243 10 місяців тому +6

      What's even funnier is that the line is supposed to be an homage to the same line from A Fish Called Wanda.

    • @Dazzaleinstein
      @Dazzaleinstein 9 місяців тому

      Me: "...Bored!"
      "....Horny!"

    • @MadameWesker
      @MadameWesker 9 місяців тому +3

      My friends and i saw that when it first came out ages ago. We still yell disappointed! and laugh.

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 6 місяців тому +2

      "I'm very DISAPPOINTED!" -Zorg, The Fifth Element

    • @Why_even_try
      @Why_even_try Місяць тому

      ​@@jessicaslater4243 It was a director's note, indicating that Hercules should seem disappointed when he says the line. There weren't any brackets so Kevin Sorbo (is that the right name) thought it was part of the script. It made for a classic line. So glad they kept it in.

  • @margaretrandy4698
    @margaretrandy4698 4 роки тому +2145

    "You're alive!"
    "Too bad YOU .... will die"
    I laughed for 30 seconds

    • @billny33
      @billny33 4 роки тому +22

      If you're a fan of Mortal Kombat 2 and 3 (the video games, not the movies) where Shao Kahn repeatedly says that to you in the final boss fight, making it a known catchphrase of the series, it makes it that much hammier, but at least makes a little more sense in the movies.

    • @joaootaviodambrosdezanet5105
      @joaootaviodambrosdezanet5105 3 роки тому +3

      @@billny33 hammier? I see what you did there 😂

    • @SladesGirl
      @SladesGirl 3 роки тому +28

      look up the original video with just that clip. The comments will have you in stitches

    • @chloebrown9106
      @chloebrown9106 3 роки тому +6

      But the replies on the original video are comedy gold 🤣

    • @maxp3407
      @maxp3407 3 роки тому +5

      Poor Musetta Vander....she did what she could with that awful line...

  • @Matrix11BS
    @Matrix11BS 5 років тому +4859

    Anakin's "I don't like sand" is an absolute masterpiece of dialogue sir

    • @moderncinema6898
      @moderncinema6898 4 роки тому +87

      SwenglishGamer r/whoosh

    • @pajamas_the_emo
      @pajamas_the_emo 4 роки тому +219

      Literally every single line from the prequels is iconic I refuse for anyone to insult the prequel trilogy

    • @gamingslapper9546
      @gamingslapper9546 4 роки тому +48

      It really is a masterpiece

    • @bardia-mn4vz
      @bardia-mn4vz 4 роки тому +103

      @SwenglishGamer I don't like comments they're rude , judgmental and they're everywhere

    • @simonthemark
      @simonthemark 4 роки тому +16

      @SwenglishGamer wooshed again

  • @OokileyGMR
    @OokileyGMR 3 роки тому +2264

    *"I know 3 things: this person's dead, murdered, and someone's responsible."* if this man ain't the best detective in history i don't know who it is

  • @Akaya7777
    @Akaya7777 Рік тому +657

    I really gotta start using “we’ll see who shits on the sidewalk” more often in conversation.

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 Рік тому +61

      The entire population of San Francisco

    • @themischeifguide
      @themischeifguide Рік тому +17

      That line is good because it would be confusing as hell.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Рік тому +3

      ​@@kingbaby8761hurr durr, me am be vote Trump.

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 Рік тому

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 how many times you shit yourself per day?

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 Рік тому +15

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 good for you, excellent choice.

  • @evanrayswenson
    @evanrayswenson 3 роки тому +2152

    “I can’t help you out of this one Jim”
    Jim: currently dead

    • @benjaminschiel3339
      @benjaminschiel3339 3 роки тому +29

      currently Deat???
      so he will come back next year?

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 3 роки тому +31

      @@benjaminschiel3339 knowing Hollywood...

    • @lionidas4902
      @lionidas4902 3 роки тому +6

      no no he's got a point

    • @4jgarner
      @4jgarner 3 роки тому +25

      Not to mention the ABSOLUTE lack of emotion in his voice.

    • @pieter-janbosman698
      @pieter-janbosman698 3 роки тому +29

      @@4jgarner It's like it has happened many times before and he just doesn't care anymore 🤣

  • @iamatn3317
    @iamatn3317 5 років тому +3858

    “I can’t believe you committed suicide, I cant help you outta this one”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well gee

    • @pablobarahona9564
      @pablobarahona9564 5 років тому +21

      🤣🤣

    • @eamonahern7495
      @eamonahern7495 5 років тому

      Do you know what gee is a slang word for in Ireland? Should've spelt it with a j.

    • @eamonahern7495
      @eamonahern7495 5 років тому +3

      @jungbooty everyone who's relevant in this world cares about everything Irish. Far more important people than you, Muhammad Ali, Barack Obama and Jimmy Hendrix for example, have Irish ancestry.

    • @ZoGoedAlsNieuw
      @ZoGoedAlsNieuw 5 років тому +6

      This scene delivered me an emotional goodbye

    • @C7SGT
      @C7SGT 4 роки тому +5

      With all we've been through
      Good bye

  • @SuperGameJello
    @SuperGameJello 7 років тому +760

    The "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD" line from Troll 2 is a masterpiece of cinema and you can't prove me wrong.

    • @jonathanredford215
      @jonathanredford215 7 років тому +26

      Ian Farnsworth i heard the fly on the guy's forehead even won an Oscar

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 7 років тому +11

      Ian Farnsworth YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, IAN!!!

    • @igorfogolin3788
      @igorfogolin3788 7 років тому +2

      You're right,i cant

    • @You-Tube-n5k
      @You-Tube-n5k 2 місяці тому

      The cherry on top is the fly on his forehead ngl

  • @nathanielknight1838
    @nathanielknight1838 Рік тому +209

    I love how that disappointed bit was originally just a joke by the actor and they kept it because they thought it was cool. and it is, fucking hilarious.

    • @zangrygrapes4571
      @zangrygrapes4571 Рік тому +1

      what timestamp?

    • @enriel4509
      @enriel4509 Рік тому +1

      I'm guessing 5:56

    • @SupertzarMetal
      @SupertzarMetal 8 місяців тому

      disappointed - A fish called Wanda (1988) ua-cam.com/video/MvbQ4wJak_c/v-deo.html

    • @davidc9256
      @davidc9256 5 місяців тому

      So was the megashark line that was just to make the woman laugh.

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 5 років тому +3482

    "It's turkey time..."
    "...huh?" 😶
    "Gobble gobble"
    ????????????????

    • @The3rdGunman
      @The3rdGunman 5 років тому +199

      @Aiyaluna Yourke No she wasn't she was saying Gobble as in she wanted him to eat her out.

    • @happypuppy-i4k
      @happypuppy-i4k 5 років тому +254

      It's turkey time
      Huh
      Gobble gobble
      Huh
      Stuff the turkey
      Huh
      Dark meat for you
      Huh
      Squirt that mayonnaise
      Huh
      Tenderize this
      Huh
      Spread these turkey legs and shove in that stuffing
      Huh
      Time to stick the thermometer in
      Huh
      Put a fork in me cause I am done.

    • @FestArc
      @FestArc 5 років тому +28

      @@The3rdGunman Also wrong. Turkeys get stuffed.

    • @The3rdGunman
      @The3rdGunman 5 років тому +37

      @@FestArc I don't agree but at the same time doesn't change it's a stupid ass line in an even more stupid film, so...fair enough.

    • @gustavgnoettgen
      @gustavgnoettgen 5 років тому

      @David Bowie bore

  • @KidSillyFresh
    @KidSillyFresh 3 роки тому +1366

    "F*ck with me, and we'll see who sh*ts on the sidewalk" lmaooooooo freaking gold

    • @shiruotakuno28
      @shiruotakuno28 3 роки тому +38

      Context is for the weak.

    • @alienstrain9415
      @alienstrain9415 3 роки тому +32

      @@shiruotakuno28 somehow I doubt that context would have helped lol

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA 3 роки тому +18

      @@alienstrain9415 It literally doesnt help whatsoever. I think they meant to say theyll see who ends up on the sidewalk but they wanted to make it more edgy and just forced shit into the middle of the sentence

    • @Perkustin
      @Perkustin 3 роки тому +5

      'Act like a cheap bastard, expect the shittiest portion'

    • @boxingelfis1499
      @boxingelfis1499 3 роки тому +5

      @@DANtheMANofSIPA I feel they could have said "fuck with me, and we'll see who ends up a stain on the sidewalk"

  • @boizen
    @boizen 4 роки тому +1695

    "Oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man"

    • @LionmaneElsie08
      @LionmaneElsie08 4 роки тому +25

      I felt moved

    • @cloudinthehead8054
      @cloudinthehead8054 4 роки тому +8

      Your profile pic aslo compliments the line very much

    • @MrBastilleDay
      @MrBastilleDay 4 роки тому +3

      @@LionmaneElsie08 well you were...in circles.

    • @MrBastilleDay
      @MrBastilleDay 4 роки тому +1

      @Chase Clarke please remove your...it’s hideous.

    • @redsol3629
      @redsol3629 4 роки тому +1

      Oh man oh god oh man oh man oh god oh man oh man oh god.

  • @vallajoie828
    @vallajoie828 Рік тому +183

    " they eating her. And then, they gonna eat me!
    HO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!!!" This line fits so well with his facial expression.
    That's why this scene is so hilarious and one of the funniest memes.

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than Рік тому +10

      That fly on his forehead! 😂

    • @embel905
      @embel905 9 місяців тому +1

      Definitely thought that was Ryan Reynolds for a second haha

  • @duckmeister5385
    @duckmeister5385 7 років тому +3863

    That black dude in Samurai Cop had the best facial expressions.

    • @n4veybaby
      @n4veybaby 7 років тому +370

      arguably the best actor in that scene

    • @TZmayo
      @TZmayo 7 років тому +161

      Thomas Dove it's funny because that's the same face I made when I saw it. after seeing his face while having that expression makes it even more funny

    • @Czech91
      @Czech91 7 років тому +10

      Feel the Bern 2020! Ever seen the Rifftrax version? It's good

    • @Njanshalu
      @Njanshalu 7 років тому +8

      0.0

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 7 років тому +2

      LMAO!!!

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 3 роки тому +3047

    Mother, I don't wanna cook tonight!
    "Too bad YOU......will fry"

    • @marcheskitv
      @marcheskitv 3 роки тому +28

      You were the popular comment back in the video “worst line in scriptwriting history”

    • @teknofex10
      @teknofex10 3 роки тому +19

      Mother, this comment was too good to respond to!
      "Too bad YOU ... will reply"

    • @Needsmoreflash
      @Needsmoreflash 3 роки тому +8

      gobble gobble

    • @sammuelfisher2930
      @sammuelfisher2930 3 роки тому +1

      You had me wheezing my friend xD

    • @revolzyy
      @revolzyy 3 роки тому

      timestamp??

  • @noemistephanie93
    @noemistephanie93 5 років тому +3033

    "its turkey time, gobble gobble" WTF the cringe is SO high listening to that

    • @MayhemTyphone
      @MayhemTyphone 5 років тому +31

      @John Deez nuts

    • @gabbydiomand1223
      @gabbydiomand1223 5 років тому +8

      Ima do dis with my mans

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s 5 років тому +38

      That movie had a shitload of stupid lines.

    • @daydoe40s
      @daydoe40s 5 років тому +2

      @@gabbydiomand1223 actually. Just repeat the comment you wrote. It's a winner.

    • @buttonscasper
      @buttonscasper 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @RappingNinja
    @RappingNinja Рік тому +578

    3:44 is legitimately a great line. Incorporated a meme into a film in an utterly iconic fashion.

    • @Gelondil
      @Gelondil Рік тому +83

      Unironically the best line in the whole movie for just this reason. "Do you know what happens to frogs..." should be here in it's place.

    • @Claego
      @Claego Рік тому +35

      I agree. A couple of these lines weren't all that bad. Most were though

    • @Not_jdm_af
      @Not_jdm_af Рік тому +5

      Facts

    • @sieg.4444
      @sieg.4444 Рік тому +15

      Easily the only memorable part of the film, and not because it’s bad.

    • @adventureswithaurora
      @adventureswithaurora Рік тому

      Agreed!

  • @R33C3.
    @R33C3. 6 років тому +2330

    What about X MEN?
    STORM:-
    'Do you know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?... The same thing that happens to everything else!

    • @R33C3.
      @R33C3. 6 років тому +69

      +Genexolev Ashtiani Dead pool ryan reynolds literally the same in all of his films the cocky smart ass wise guy. can't really call this dude an actor he only has one charter himslef. only seen him in one film were he broke chacter the film where he was kidnapped and buried alive that's it.

    • @christianperry3273
      @christianperry3273 6 років тому +22

      Well the toads lines got cut out of the movie. He would say stuff like "Do you know what happens when a toad..." But all of that shit got cut out.
      So storm saying that actually would have made sense. Instead they cut his lines and left hers in so it was awkward.

    • @kristopherawojobi7745
      @kristopherawojobi7745 6 років тому

      R33C3 True but irrelevant

    • @luchomscyfy
      @luchomscyfy 6 років тому +2

      Funny enough, that line was from Joss Whedon. He usually have better lines. This one, it isn't.

    • @witnessme4352
      @witnessme4352 6 років тому +8

      I actually like this line. It's basically a precursor to the anti-joke. It has the setup for a typical action movie one-liner, but the punchline subverts it with an obvious fact. You're clearly supposed to expect the answer to be "It croaks". And then you get something else. I myself an rather tickled by it.

  • @jazmynbell9025
    @jazmynbell9025 4 роки тому +1641

    “Disappointaaaaaaaaad” wasn’t a bad line, it was just ahead of its time.

    • @dax_prime1053
      @dax_prime1053 4 роки тому +18

      It was an homage to Kevin Kline from A Fish Called Wanda

    • @giantsalsa3977
      @giantsalsa3977 4 роки тому +12

      This was a meme

    • @ScratchthechalkBoard
      @ScratchthechalkBoard 4 роки тому +16

      Yep and Hercules was camp on purpose especially alt universe version of Hercules, The Sovereign

    • @jmc4766
      @jmc4766 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @DunkIeosteus
      @DunkIeosteus 3 роки тому +1

      Time stamp?

  • @mitchells3643
    @mitchells3643 3 роки тому +5312

    These lines make the “i hate sand” Anakin line look oscar worthy

    • @globetrekker86
      @globetrekker86 3 роки тому +106

      How about Bella Swan’s distaste for rain? “Any… cold… wet thing… I don’t really…”

    • @dontcallmethat6515
      @dontcallmethat6515 3 роки тому +35

      @@globetrekker86 i like the one where sheand edward are driving back to see her dad or something as she's reading lines like a third grader
      "what IS going on?" lmao

    • @pskry
      @pskry 3 роки тому +16

      That's what Lucas told himself too

    • @Vlyood
      @Vlyood 3 роки тому +24

      The new movies make the prequels look oscar worthy

    • @maverick608
      @maverick608 3 роки тому +2

      *"I don't like sand"

  • @elibryrob
    @elibryrob Рік тому +81

    The funny thing about the Hercules clip… “disappointed” was an acting direction in the script, but Kevin (I don’t know if he was joking or not) said it out loud and they kept it in.

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 7 років тому +11752

    These aren't bad these are beautiful

    • @BoopSnoot
      @BoopSnoot 6 років тому +138

      Its been a long time since I smelled beautiful.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 6 років тому +8

      RIP Jeff Goldblum

    • @pderham26
      @pderham26 6 років тому +7

      Come on two more likes and we're at 666

    • @Poetically_Incorrect
      @Poetically_Incorrect 6 років тому +1

      i was thinking the same way

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 6 років тому +3

      No....gawd no...noooohohooo...no... just no

  • @sticksman1979
    @sticksman1979 4 роки тому +877

    “I can’t help you out of this one Jim.”
    That’s right. He’s dead.

  • @CornholioPuppetMaster
    @CornholioPuppetMaster 5 років тому +1447

    1:28 lol that dude needs an Oscar
    5:42 never mind, this guy got it instead

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 5 років тому +240

      I cant believe you gave him an Oscar i cannot believe you gave him an Oscar. How could you have done this how could you have gave him an Oscar ?

    • @harrybaffourawuah6856
      @harrybaffourawuah6856 5 років тому +24

      What the fuck, he’s not every trying

    • @kareny1595
      @kareny1595 5 років тому +5

      Harry Sylar lynx w o o o o o s h

    • @capslockabc3872
      @capslockabc3872 5 років тому +1

      *Agreed*

    • @anthonyfuller9933
      @anthonyfuller9933 5 років тому +8

      Lmao It was worth the wait at 5:42

  • @isaacnation4116
    @isaacnation4116 Рік тому +74

    5:40 "I can't help you out of this one Jim" has me rolling! Good God that's hilarious 😂

  • @thingsiplay
    @thingsiplay 3 роки тому +2072

    "Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god..."
    Second best line ever.

    • @Hola-tq4pg
      @Hola-tq4pg 3 роки тому +12

      Which one is the Best one?

    • @thingsiplay
      @thingsiplay 3 роки тому +95

      @@Hola-tq4pg The best one is missing here. Also from Samurai Cop:
      "What does 'Katana' mean?"
      "It means 'Japanese Sword'."

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 3 роки тому +6

      @@thingsiplay that is really fucking good

    • @name_not_taken
      @name_not_taken 3 роки тому +10

      @@thingsiplay the best part is that it doesn't

    • @OuttaMyMind911
      @OuttaMyMind911 3 роки тому +4

      And this guy got an Oscar nomination for acting in "Love Story", which also had its own bad line clip here as well.

  • @rifanifauzi3861
    @rifanifauzi3861 7 років тому +1850

    "I Can't believe u commited suicide.... Can't help u out of this one jim". NO SHIIIT 😂😂😂

    • @latinpercussionlover6598
      @latinpercussionlover6598 6 років тому +21

      Rifani Fauzi jim kinda looks like tom hanks

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 6 років тому +64

      I can't believe that you delivered that line so poorly. How could you have done this in your own movie? I can't help you out of this one, Neil.

    • @chrislacy1990
      @chrislacy1990 6 років тому +4

      not a game journalist Funny you say that because Neil Breen reminds me of Richard Gere LOL!

    • @Mr2BonClay
      @Mr2BonClay 6 років тому +1

      Neil Breen is my daddy

    • @marcos-ll2yr
      @marcos-ll2yr 6 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

  • @edwardteach841
    @edwardteach841 7 років тому +2382

    that riddick line would have been an amazing shampoo commercial, "its been a long time since i smelled beautiful" *L'oréal*

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 7 років тому +66

      Edward Teach l...Is he insinuating that he has smelled gross for a really long time!?

    • @Jordan-pv9ey
      @Jordan-pv9ey 7 років тому +50

      Edward Teach What makes the idea even funnier is that he's bald.

    • @ViciousCommander
      @ViciousCommander 7 років тому +10

      Edward Teach Nah, Thoréal is better

    • @tomsmurf4225
      @tomsmurf4225 7 років тому

      Edward Teach or at least it would be if he wasn't bald

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 6 років тому +1

      Yes, try all new TRAMPOLENE
      fragrance for vagrance
      because absolutely
      EBERYBODY has jumped up and down on it.
      Poor Femme.

  • @denisiaadams7199
    @denisiaadams7199 Рік тому +25

    when he said, "This isn't my world, DISAPPOINTED!!" I felt that lol. That clip is gold.

  • @MemberBerry-cu9qi
    @MemberBerry-cu9qi 7 років тому +2421

    "I'm the juggernaut, bitch." Was the best line of the film

    • @diegojames8678
      @diegojames8678 7 років тому +94

      Member Berry - I thought he said "janitor" and then proceeded to make a mess

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 7 років тому +5

      Member Berry Indeed.

    • @christopherortega800
      @christopherortega800 7 років тому +9

      Member Berry Well the film was pretty bad so...

    • @marcoramirez313
      @marcoramirez313 7 років тому +3

      Member Berry doesn't he say janitor lol

    • @MIS315
      @MIS315 7 років тому +7

      Member Berry member juggernaut? member?

  • @Sci-Fi-Punisher
    @Sci-Fi-Punisher 7 років тому +771

    "Wait a minute... this isn't my world... *DISAPPOINTED!*"
    Basically me everyday. 😂😭

    • @deannaw9128
      @deannaw9128 6 років тому +6

      That was amazing

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 4 роки тому +1

      What do you think about it now?

    • @Sci-Fi-Punisher
      @Sci-Fi-Punisher 4 роки тому

      @@jdog7797 @3:32 - @3:42 is my reaction now.

  • @kbsotooscee3397
    @kbsotooscee3397 5 років тому +548

    “OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD”
    PURE GOLD

    • @jh.f30
      @jh.f30 4 роки тому +1

      LMFAOOO

    • @lsmith145
      @lsmith145 4 роки тому +8

      The background music makes it so much better

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 8 місяців тому +30

    "I resent it, when people _FART_ inside my office!"
    That angry delivery sent me!😂

  • @ateuedai860
    @ateuedai860 3 роки тому +3690

    Fun fact: in that Hercules scene, Kevin Sorbo yells "Disappointed!", because it was written in the script "(DISAPPOINTED)", as in "the actor should act as disappointed". But he thought it was an actual line! :D

    • @umwhatamIdoinghere
      @umwhatamIdoinghere 3 роки тому +588

      Hahaha. What's even funnier is they left it in.
      I remember a speech Hilary Clinton gave and she said the word "sigh".

    • @CadillacDriver
      @CadillacDriver 3 роки тому +61

      Fun fact: that's not true.
      Edited because people in this thread are reeetaarded and gullible. And I've removed a lot of my posts to unclutter the thread.
      Type this in to YT search: "Kevin Sorbo explains why he really yelled DISAPPOINTED in Hercules".

    • @travis1043
      @travis1043 3 роки тому +56

      @@CadillacDriver fun fact: you are a dooosh baggalo

    • @Guayo58
      @Guayo58 3 роки тому +121

      @@CadillacDriver r/iamverybadass

    • @CadillacDriver
      @CadillacDriver 3 роки тому +18

      @@Guayo58 for telling the truth with proof, then yes, I am.

  • @toazethegecko
    @toazethegecko 4 роки тому +1075

    "They're eating her, another is going to eat me! Oh my gaaaaaaaaddddd!"
    What a meme masterpiece

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 роки тому +23

      Ben Affleck: I'm eating her
      And then she's going to eat me!
      ...
      Oh my gaahhhaaaaa-aaad

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 3 роки тому

      And then they're gonna eat me*

    • @A_Turner
      @A_Turner 3 роки тому

      The fly in that scene was such a good actor they cast him in The Fly, alongside Jeff Goldblum

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 3 роки тому

      You could say… a memesterpiece

  • @sharonishere
    @sharonishere 6 років тому +397

    Can't believe somebody wrote these and somebody else said it in front of a camera and somebody else thought "Yeah, that sounded about right"

    • @beemel5734
      @beemel5734 6 років тому +3

      I was just saying this to a friend of mine, like, yesterday!

    • @johnsnow1749
      @johnsnow1749 6 років тому +3

      More like, that's the 30th take and it was the best one.

    • @HelloSadness101
      @HelloSadness101 6 років тому +3

      Can you imagine the ones they declined? Ahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahabahahaha

    • @bruce000000070000000
      @bruce000000070000000 6 років тому +1

      Like not even an film student would fuck up that bad, the director must be a psychopath to think those tales are passable

  • @Mayeur000Donz
    @Mayeur000Donz 9 місяців тому +23

    "He was murdered. And somebody is responsible."
    That.
    Is amazing.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 5 місяців тому

      The writer certainly had a ton of experience in detective work and law enforcement. And CLEARLY... he knew Captain Obvious like he was his brother.

  • @dabestyoutube5433
    @dabestyoutube5433 5 років тому +1159

    "ARE YOU A MEXI-CAN OR A MEXI-CANT"
    Cinema at its finest

    • @nanda__3578
      @nanda__3578 5 років тому +4

      Poetic cinema

    • @alucard8464
      @alucard8464 5 років тому +7

      Funny thing is as cheesy as that line was I actually love that movie

    • @aaronshouting588
      @aaronshouting588 5 років тому

      Alucard same! Love the whole trilogy, in all honesty!!

    • @luciano_luna1941
      @luciano_luna1941 5 років тому

      Totally kino

    • @rilohoneu6030
      @rilohoneu6030 5 років тому

      Its suppose to b cheesy lol

  • @thebatman8815
    @thebatman8815 4 роки тому +2380

    I really feel like Ben Affleck just didn’t know what the fuck was going on, and that was his genuine reaction😂

    • @CronoXpono
      @CronoXpono 3 роки тому +62

      😂 this theory is wonderful 😂 “...bro, wut?”

    • @mikeRedMDK2032
      @mikeRedMDK2032 3 роки тому +81

      And audiences didn't know either lol

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 3 роки тому +16

      Then that would explain his terrible acting since he was a teen

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 3 роки тому +4

      Which one was Affleck?

    • @thebatman8815
      @thebatman8815 3 роки тому +32

      @@tombstonerforever9374
      “It’s turkey time... Gobble gobble...
      Does that help?

  • @shantanukhandkar
    @shantanukhandkar 3 роки тому +690

    "He's dead, murdered and someone's responsible" is one of the greatest comedic lines of all time.

  • @stevenwisniewski1
    @stevenwisniewski1 Рік тому +43

    That Shark Attack 3 line is just such a self-aware masterpiece of dialogue

  • @mattdowds8505
    @mattdowds8505 4 роки тому +1752

    The "Disappointed" wasn't bad writing, it was a note on how to read the line, Kevin Sorbo mistakenly read it as dialogue & nobody corrected him as he was the star & also the director.

    • @Win090949
      @Win090949 4 роки тому +7

      Time stamp?

    • @mattdowds8505
      @mattdowds8505 4 роки тому +77

      ​@@Win090949 6:06 But I'm changing my mind, it is bad writing because there's no way he would be able to tell it wasn't his world as, for obvious reasons, it looks just like his world.

    • @MrRexx-rt7tx
      @MrRexx-rt7tx 4 роки тому +92

      That line delivery was perfect tho

    • @colbornfarms4849
      @colbornfarms4849 4 роки тому

      @@jessefehr7249 to be fair

    • @GibbyTheBeard
      @GibbyTheBeard 4 роки тому +44

      That information makes the line 100% better, and it was already amazing

  • @earthakittsghost1391
    @earthakittsghost1391 5 років тому +2298

    Some of these lines aren't bad, the delivery is.

    • @JustMySelfBro
      @JustMySelfBro 5 років тому +291

      Its turkey time cant be fixed

    • @earthakittsghost1391
      @earthakittsghost1391 5 років тому +161

      @@JustMySelfBro if a woman says that to you, you should get dressed and leave.

    • @notserious6458
      @notserious6458 5 років тому +25

      @@earthakittsghost1391 nah man she says that im definitely stuffing that turkey

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 5 років тому +84

      "I cannot believe you committed suicide!"

    • @CrumbsLamond
      @CrumbsLamond 5 років тому +48

      Fuck with me and a will see who shits on the sidewalk

  • @Rollwiththevibes
    @Rollwiththevibes 7 років тому +2921

    I was expecting to be DISAPOINTEEEEDDDD, but this was actually really funny

    • @writerb5001
      @writerb5001 7 років тому +53

      I'm glad you did...because if you didn't I was gonna make you S*** on a sidewalk... did I say that right?

    • @winniethepoohstherapist2781
      @winniethepoohstherapist2781 7 років тому +25

      Roland Stuntonem OOOOOOHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDD

    • @royaldblr
      @royaldblr 7 років тому +3

      Roland Stuntonem good thing this I S your world

    • @JesusPulledMeThrough
      @JesusPulledMeThrough 7 років тому +2

      This upload is the best vid I've seen all night. Troll 2 & Tough Guys Don't Dance never disappoint. Neil Breen is next level stuff

    • @mse5842
      @mse5842 7 років тому +3

      1:02 the best line in attack of the clones
      the best Revemhenof the Shit line is either ,"Chancellor Palpatine, Shit lords are our speciallity," "I am the SENATE" "Hello there" "I HATE YOU" or "She has lost the will to live"
      1:10 best compliation ever

  • @jooisgod
    @jooisgod Рік тому +160

    Neil breen should have his own hour long episode 😂

    • @bloodlinefilms
      @bloodlinefilms Рік тому +8

      hes got 5 full length feature films thats gotta be at least 10 hours of amazing terrible

  • @noahreno7705
    @noahreno7705 5 років тому +1762

    6:06 “wait a minute....this isn’t my world......disaPPOINTEEEEEED!!!”

    • @faizfuad8361
      @faizfuad8361 5 років тому +4

      to think Kevin Sorbo did that.. sigh

    • @mattnichols4592
      @mattnichols4592 5 років тому +9

      Story of my life

    • @nathanielcopperfish912
      @nathanielcopperfish912 5 років тому +1

      @@faizfuad8361 They have to start somewhere

    • @faizfuad8361
      @faizfuad8361 5 років тому

      @@nathanielcopperfish912 sigh.. SO DISAPPOINTED!

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 5 років тому +1

      So that's the source on one of the meme I used all the times. X,D

  • @NikPub
    @NikPub 7 років тому +290

    not only does the content of this video live up to expectations, but you got straight to it - none of that unnecessary blather at the beginning that other youtubers can't resist. Thankyou for not being a narcissist.

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 7 років тому +25

      Ikr? I hate that so much. And half the time they never even show the actual footage! They just show a few slides of it and talk about it and describe what happens the entire video just to make the clip longer!

    • @biggingeryeti
      @biggingeryeti 6 років тому +2

      I knew I wasn't the only one.

  • @davidandcookie7648
    @davidandcookie7648 4 роки тому +1912

    I call BS. "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" is one of the greatest lines ever.

    • @jojogpt
      @jojogpt 3 роки тому +63

      Totally agree.

    • @adambennett9688
      @adambennett9688 3 роки тому +42

      1,000,000% agree

    • @bodinian
      @bodinian 3 роки тому +64

      Agreed, that line stuck with me because it was epic in context.

    • @heregoesfranklin5962
      @heregoesfranklin5962 3 роки тому +52

      One would need to know the meta to know it’s one of the greatest lines. It was one of the greatest moments of fan service ever

    • @jacobaull1431
      @jacobaull1431 3 роки тому +26

      Hey wasn’t that ELLEN PAGE?

  • @DeCostaPictures8526
    @DeCostaPictures8526 Рік тому +71

    “Are you a Mexi-can? Or a Mexi-can’t?” Is probably the best line I’ve ever heard in a movie

  • @amalgamationprime3168
    @amalgamationprime3168 5 років тому +1203

    "Why don't I take you home and eat your 🐱?"
    *THAT ONLY WORKS IN BRAZZERS AND SCARY MOVIE 6!!!*

  • @mikuhatsunesleek5952
    @mikuhatsunesleek5952 5 років тому +593

    *_I can't help you out of this one, Jim_*

    • @Altunuzraids
      @Altunuzraids 5 років тому +2

      Read it as he was saying it

  • @yeahwhatever1184
    @yeahwhatever1184 3 роки тому +438

    That’s literally the correct response to someone who commits suicide:
    “I can’t help you out of this one”

  • @gearoidoleary420
    @gearoidoleary420 Рік тому +35

    Vinnie Jones as the Juggernaut is gold, best thing in the movie by far

  • @eliesh3833
    @eliesh3833 5 років тому +633

    5:42 This scene is the embodiment of the "Ah f**k, I can't believe you've done this" meme.

  • @GuilhermeTB1
    @GuilhermeTB1 4 роки тому +2660

    I love Keanu, but him trying to do a british accent is just the worst

    • @lovesosweet4474
      @lovesosweet4474 4 роки тому +22

      Oh my God

    • @jdog7797
      @jdog7797 4 роки тому +227

      He sounds like a British guy trying to do a cali surfer accent in a time traveler movie.

    • @whywhy6055
      @whywhy6055 4 роки тому +13

      J Dog most excellent comment

    • @puncherofbread
      @puncherofbread 4 роки тому +32

      To be fair the movie itself is really good

    • @ryeguy2256
      @ryeguy2256 4 роки тому +1

      Guilherme Torres Barboza it just doesn’t work

  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster 7 років тому +3755

    Are you a mexiCAN? Or a mexiBOTTLE?

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 7 років тому +41

      TheRealBeatMaster
      Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiBOOBS?

    • @antonelabakavic4045
      @antonelabakavic4045 7 років тому +21

      TheRealBeatMaster LMAO oh man oh God, oh man oh God. You jusz made my day. Great comment man

    • @MsLampalampa
      @MsLampalampa 6 років тому +2

      TheRealBeatMaster 😂😂😂

    • @jackpez
      @jackpez 6 років тому +18

      Are you a mexiCAN or a maxiPAD?

    • @ericlin7775
      @ericlin7775 6 років тому +3

      TheRealBeatMaster Or a mexiJar

  • @thomasdasilva1464
    @thomasdasilva1464 Рік тому +16

    I'm impressed with the restraint you showed on using clips from The Room

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica Рік тому +3

      The scene where the kid is confronted for associating with a drug-dealer is one of the most beautifully perfect moments in the history of bad cinema.

  • @saidtoshimaru1832
    @saidtoshimaru1832 4 роки тому +549

    5:51 - "I can't help you out of this one". The guy's dead.

    • @calthekonqueror312
      @calthekonqueror312 3 роки тому +29

      That's what I call, a dead sense of humor.
      I'll see myself out.

    • @crystallion6324
      @crystallion6324 3 роки тому +9

      Neil Breen is just a God tier shitpost

    • @Jermungus115
      @Jermungus115 3 роки тому +1

      @@calthekonqueror312 😐

    • @raam726
      @raam726 3 роки тому +3

      It means he can't bring him back to life

    • @stephenferguson3284
      @stephenferguson3284 3 роки тому +5

      It's the tone of someone having an argument with his wife or something 😂

  • @_SnarkyMark
    @_SnarkyMark 3 роки тому +2555

    Every line in "The Room" is horrible, awkward, memorable; It is a completely unique piece of beautiful garbage.

    • @Draconager
      @Draconager 3 роки тому +95

      Oh, hi Mark.

    • @shoonger001
      @shoonger001 3 роки тому +52

      It's sooo fucking bad that is the best horrible will ever be.

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 3 роки тому +29

      It's a masterpiece

    • @McRazr96
      @McRazr96 3 роки тому +24

      The only acceptable lines and acting in The Room come from the guy that plays the drug dealer, the rest are so horrid like damn

    • @Tyronshoelaces
      @Tyronshoelaces 3 роки тому +6

      Its a masterpiece

  • @nosoyporta
    @nosoyporta 5 років тому +1612

    "It's turkey time"
    "......eh?"
    "Goble goble"
    That turns me off

    • @intercity4553
      @intercity4553 4 роки тому +104

      That line disturbs me

    • @InfeXiouZProductions
      @InfeXiouZProductions 4 роки тому +72

      @@intercity4553 I don't know why it did, as it really shouldn't have, but that line legitimately pissed me off for a few seconds.

    • @jeremywoods770
      @jeremywoods770 4 роки тому +27

      The way she said it made me think of the part where you pull out the giblet sack and it drips everywhere

    • @victorymansions
      @victorymansions 4 роки тому +13

      I just image her tush looking like folded up chicken skin

    • @nomadarc2093
      @nomadarc2093 4 роки тому +33

      I love how confused Ben Affleck looks.

  • @Gojirilla
    @Gojirilla Місяць тому +2

    3:50 the fact this referenced the (at the time) popular dub "its the juggernaut bitch" made me chuckle as a teenager when I saw the movie in theaters hahah.

  • @TheMimo2001
    @TheMimo2001 7 років тому +277

    "it's turkey time"
    whispers *gobble gobble*

    • @antonelabakavic4045
      @antonelabakavic4045 7 років тому +12

      mimothememe that was so cringy I had to look away from tue screen. And Ben's face!!? Ewww

    • @jherrenor
      @jherrenor 7 років тому +8

      I thought she was gonna say
      "I need stuffing."

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 6 років тому

      Total slime.

  • @thegrizzlyartist5014
    @thegrizzlyartist5014 7 років тому +512

    "You committed suicide...I can't believe you committed suicide!" Oh my god 😂

    • @Anijah2001
      @Anijah2001 7 років тому +5

      Augustus Vasquez the best/worst line in that movie

    • @thegrizzlyartist5014
      @thegrizzlyartist5014 7 років тому +2

      Anijah Connor this was great 😂

    • @NewhamMatt
      @NewhamMatt 7 років тому +29

      Augustus Vasquez The complete lack of emotion made it perfect.

    • @CJStew06
      @CJStew06 7 років тому +41

      "I can't help you outta this one, Jack."

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 7 років тому

      LMAO!! How is this dude still making movies? The money got to stop at some point when you keep putting out shitty movies!

  • @AaronEllisOfficial
    @AaronEllisOfficial 3 роки тому +901

    "Hey scotty?!"
    "Yeah?"
    "Jesus man!"

    • @oydaladno4992
      @oydaladno4992 3 роки тому +28

      aaaaaand Jesus to you, sir

    • @LV426wy
      @LV426wy 3 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @Harrysatt
      @Harrysatt 3 роки тому +26

      Plot twist: he's an atheist

    • @jesusisgod2953
      @jesusisgod2953 3 роки тому +7

      Matthew 11:15 KJV
      He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
      Are you saved? Where will you go when you die? Heaven or hell?
      The Gospel, which means the Good News is the news that God Almighty, the Creator came in the flesh as Jesus Christ to take away the sin of the world. The one God is a trinity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. The Son came and laid down his own life to save ours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for our redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. Although God's creation was created perfect, having no death, sickness and disease, the creation became corrupted through Adam and Eve in them disobeying God. In this rebellion the creation became fallen through the curse of sin and mankind became separated from God. This world is fallen, but God offers reconciliation to him through his provision at the cross. Ultimately God will restore his creation to perfection when he returns but those that who reject his offer of redemption will remain condemned by their sins and go to hell.
      1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
      And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: GOD WAS MANIFEST IN THE FLESH, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.
      John 1:1,14
      In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and THE WORD WAS GOD. [14] And THE WORD WAS MADE FLESH, and dwelt among us,

    • @Harrysatt
      @Harrysatt 3 роки тому +14

      @@jesusisgod2953 Jesus man

  • @kmmz4445
    @kmmz4445 Рік тому +18

    gotta love how Keanu is on here 3 separate times. he’s good as the plain bro dude or a stoic person. anything else is pure comedy

    • @grienardus12
      @grienardus12 Рік тому +2

      He is a great guy but not that good of an actor. Even his current biggest role barely has lines.

    • @kmmz4445
      @kmmz4445 Рік тому +1

      @@grienardus12 ya it works with john wick because the guy doesn’t display emotion, so Keanu doesn’t have to act lol. it works for the role though

    • @mechanoid2k
      @mechanoid2k 7 місяців тому +1

      I mean, yeah, but constantine was still good though.

  • @Skybound.
    @Skybound. 4 роки тому +3550

    “It’s Turkey Time...”
    “What?”
    ᵍᵒᵇᵇˡᵉ ᵍᵒᵇᵇˡᵉ

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 4 роки тому +257

      If my wife Said That, i will have same reaction as Ben Affleck

    • @mixtapeweezy6871
      @mixtapeweezy6871 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @elrodrigo4102
      @elrodrigo4102 4 роки тому +86

      If Ben Affleck was Armenian this would've ended badly

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 4 роки тому +31

      I wasn't even clear what she was referring to the first 10x I heard that quote.

    • @joshuapray
      @joshuapray 4 роки тому +104

      Perhaps the single least sexy thing I have ever heard.

  • @sierraball444
    @sierraball444 7 років тому +511

    Don't know which is worse: The actual lines or the bad acting.

    • @raven2402
      @raven2402 6 років тому

      lines

    • @seraby7151
      @seraby7151 6 років тому +1

      The mexiCAN one has awful lines with decent acting. Whatever Keanu reeves was doing was awful acting with a decent script. And trolls 2 is just both lol.
      And whatever nicolas cage was doing was deliberate and everything he do is amazing! How dare they! 😡😡😡

  • @nordicdreki2068
    @nordicdreki2068 2 роки тому +896

    "I resent it when people FART inside my office!" the title lied to me. This is clearly the best movie line ever

    • @baronbrrrrett
      @baronbrrrrett 2 роки тому +28

      I thought he said "When people fought inside my office"

    • @BlueBlaze22
      @BlueBlaze22 Рік тому +3

      AS a Navy gal...YES....don't fart in my office ...😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheBarser
      @TheBarser Рік тому +2

      Its a really good line.

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 Рік тому

      @@baronbrrrrett TV syndication versions work perfectly, not theatrical versions ever.

    • @paulnejtek6588
      @paulnejtek6588 10 місяців тому

      ​@@BlueBlaze22you have your own office? What's your position? Say, Navy offices are well lit, right? I mean, that one was pretty dark.

  • @JAProductions494
    @JAProductions494 27 днів тому +1

    1:48 I love Plan 9 from Outer Space so much and because there are so many moments of absolute gold, I actually missed this one. It’s amazing 😂
    (I knew about the gun but that distracted me from the line itself)

  • @MrSparkymajor
    @MrSparkymajor 4 роки тому +570

    “Hey scotty?” “Jesus man”

  • @allurang
    @allurang 6 років тому +785

    "worst movie lines"
    *I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.*
    It's treason then.

    • @themagalanium9491
      @themagalanium9491 6 років тому +26

      *autistic screech*

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 6 років тому +5

      I honestly thought I had seen that in a Bad Lip Reading of Star Wars. Was that actually in the movie??

    • @jackabite7
      @jackabite7 6 років тому

      @@Chris_Cross it was

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 6 років тому

      @@jackabite7 Why did I think that then?

    • @rocio9863
      @rocio9863 6 років тому +16

      I always thought that he didn't liked sand because he was slaved as a child on a planet full of it and he had left his mother behind on that planet so also sand makes him remember about his promess to her about going back for her that he still couldn't accomplish... I don't understand why people hate that line about the sand.
      I don't care about Star Wars, I only watched the movies once so maybe I'm wrong.

  • @slimshead8100
    @slimshead8100 7 років тому +243

    Couldn't you just feel the raw emotion when the guy said, "how could you commit suicide?" Hahahaha.

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 7 років тому +36

      slimshead8100 Yea, the raw emotion of boredom. 😂

    • @antonelabakavic4045
      @antonelabakavic4045 7 років тому +1

      slimshead8100 yes it was a masterpiece. So touching so deeply emotional I cry everytime when I see that great scene.

  • @mryoshi1221
    @mryoshi1221 Рік тому +23

    i love how bad acting has been a thing for decades, it reaffirms me that we're all just human

  • @coffinboy556
    @coffinboy556 5 років тому +1707

    THERE EATING HER!
    AND THEN THEIR GOING TO EAT ME!!
    OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!

    • @ajeenius7437
      @ajeenius7437 5 років тому +213

      How did you manage to write "THEY'RE" not in one, but two different incorrect ways.
      I'm not even mad, that's amazing!

    • @wocilradix
      @wocilradix 4 роки тому +26

      @@ajeenius7437 IKR. Beyond hilarious

    • @charlessmith9780
      @charlessmith9780 4 роки тому +20

      @@ajeenius7437 simply astonishing

    • @subliminallyinc
      @subliminallyinc 4 роки тому +8

      It was turkey time... gobble gobble.

    • @jackcarver5412
      @jackcarver5412 4 роки тому +2

      Gobble!!Gobble!!

  • @JPskits
    @JPskits 6 років тому +761

    0:30 at least Ben Afflec's acting reflects exactly how you would react in real life.

    • @thegreatgeekdetective6925
      @thegreatgeekdetective6925 5 років тому +18

      JPskits JLO could say whatever she wants though. I would wreck that chick.

    • @leostevano8128
      @leostevano8128 5 років тому +5

      @@j4genius961 oh i'd gobble that grandma's turkey all day 24/7

    • @ssa3101
      @ssa3101 5 років тому

      I think it's supposed to be cringey and awkward. Shouldn't be in the list. It's not accidental

    • @noranradmusic
      @noranradmusic 5 років тому +2

      @Mwaniki Mwaniki the proper term is GILF

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 5 років тому +2

      Dude that reaction from Ben was so genuine I'm kind of wondering if it was Improv on Jen's part. 😂🤣

  • @yagamijetlight
    @yagamijetlight 7 років тому +494

    legend says he's still yelling Oh God Oh Man until now.

  • @michaelbell0723
    @michaelbell0723 Рік тому +11

    06:28 is legendary. Hey scotty Jesus man.

  • @wes7706
    @wes7706 6 років тому +941

    How does a movie about a giant shark result in some guy wanting to eat a girl out

    • @jakedebruin2246
      @jakedebruin2246 5 років тому +80

      It just does ok.

    • @FatWolf27
      @FatWolf27 5 років тому +44

      Fish jokes?

    • @stilekropfilms6610
      @stilekropfilms6610 5 років тому +30

      He’s secretly the shark planning on straight up eating her

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 5 років тому +8

      Aiyaluna Yourke you know what you’re fucking right 😂

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 5 років тому +15

      It's called John Barrowman (yep, the same one from Torchwood no less) trying to get a reaction from his co-star and thinking that terrible line was not going to be in the final cut and it was. He apparently only found out when he saw the film later on with his nephews.

  • @ThePhantomNomad
    @ThePhantomNomad 4 роки тому +209

    6:08
    Script: "Wait a minute...this isn't my world" (he yells dissapointed)
    Actor: "Wait a minute...this isn't my world... DISSAPOINTEEEEEED"

    • @princeoppong1890
      @princeoppong1890 3 роки тому +20

      He said calmly

    • @thecensoredmuscle563
      @thecensoredmuscle563 3 роки тому +2

      It's like sniffy Joe when he was told to salute the marines, and instead he told the marines "salute the marines" and walked of without saluting the marines lol

  • @robikin4563
    @robikin4563 2 роки тому +673

    The "Mexi-can mexi-can't" one was hilarious

    • @chacondetunaerma
      @chacondetunaerma Рік тому +18

      Is that Johnny depp?

    • @magnuskallas
      @magnuskallas Рік тому +12

      @@chacondetunaerma Yes. It's Once Upon On a Time in Mexico, sequel to Desperado.

    • @thejaded
      @thejaded Рік тому +5

      Would've been soo much better if it was delivered better.

    • @superspeedbros
      @superspeedbros 10 місяців тому +5

      @@thejaded That's what I'm thinking. It actually isn't too bad of a line, but the delivery kinda ruined it.

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura 10 місяців тому

      I was expecting something like "mexi-can't", but far ruder

  • @paulzenco6182
    @paulzenco6182 Рік тому +6

    “Different places” with the overacted popcorn throw is absolutely perfect and hilarious and awesome.

  • @A_Random_Rat
    @A_Random_Rat 4 роки тому +1017

    1:43 As if it couldn’t get any worse, there’s a fly on his head

    • @albums8825
      @albums8825 4 роки тому +62

      Worse? It only makes it better.

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 роки тому +45

      it distracts from the awfulness of the scene

    • @mde3370
      @mde3370 4 роки тому +5

      @@carbonreptile5437 😂😂

    • @Fjr1360
      @Fjr1360 4 роки тому +20

      Actually that's brilliant foreshadowing. He's gonna die and flies will eat him.

    • @rogeliofelix13
      @rogeliofelix13 4 роки тому +3

      I always that that lol

  • @deea3720
    @deea3720 3 роки тому +430

    “i can’t believe you committed suicide”
    “I cant help you out of this one Jim”

  • @me7509
    @me7509 5 років тому +853

    The Juggernaut’s line is just incredible and it will be remembered forever

    • @TheWadson
      @TheWadson 5 років тому +43

      It's the only good thing about Last Stand

    • @kaicooper1515
      @kaicooper1515 5 років тому +12

      I love it tbh

    • @MattMorgan813
      @MattMorgan813 5 років тому +66

      It’s not incredible but definitely not worthy of being on this list. Nothing wrong with that line

    • @wilfordgrimley4339
      @wilfordgrimley4339 5 років тому +11

      Yo if you havent seen the og video that inspired that line then you simply don't get it

    • @walkingwhisperer
      @walkingwhisperer 4 роки тому +2

      Was saying the same thing. It doesn't belong in this video.