John Quincy Adams Wanted To Meet Mole People
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For a second I was like "Wow. Something too crazy for Andrew Jackson." And then he brought it back around with flat Earth. Beautiful.
Love the voice over. Keep up the good work, weird guy who keeps telling us he's about to either die or get fired.
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I (obviously) don't believe it but a series of hollow earths would be a great book/movie idea
You would think, but it's widely considered just a terrible novel.
The French mde a cartoon sorta about that called (in English) 'Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea'... I hear it's generally too complicated for the kids it was aimed at :p and a bit weird...
+Undrave oh my god i was tryin to remember what that was called for years. it credits were like 10 mins long or so
I wasn't really watching after he mentioned that because it made me start thinking about a concentric planet story I may want to write.
You could just read "Journey to the Center of the Earth" by Jules Vernes.
Thank you for the voice over.
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Thank you Cracked for having the new guy do the voice over. I was worried that all my appeals were falling on deaf ears, which would have explained all the readie videos
they have been doing these kinds of videos for a while...
last time they did one of these cartoony ones, there was no voice over. several people, including myself have been upset with the prevalence of the voiceless or all borrowed clips videos. I'm also very happy the new guy is reading this one.
was andrew jackson not voiced over?
I dunno. but the last two in this art style weren't voiced. drugs in sports and thomas edison
I honestly do like Alex's voiceover skills. I enjoy listening to him on the podcasts too. I think he does a good job.
and if you told Jackson otherwise he would challenge you to a duel and win to prove his point
I no longer believe that Earth is flat, please stop laughing.
Why isn't Dan narrating this? It's like... his thing!
Probably because he already told us this story.
Yeah and it's also in his book
Yeah, but Dan's infinitely less annoying than what'shisbutt. That guy that makes me want to cut out my eardrums and eyes with shards of glass. Whatever his name is. Don't care.
relishgargler pisses you off to no end, but you don't care...
Seems legit.
"Don't care" as in "I don't care what his name is and the only reason I'd go to the trouble of learning it would be to specifically avoid being exposed to him in the future." But since Cracked never actually tells you beforehand who is or isn't going to be in a video, it doesn't matter because I still have to just start watching until I find out it's this guy again and backtrack.
How do we know we’re not the mole people? Maybe there’s an upper layer of earth above us
I liked this story better when Dan was just standing outside telling it to us. And then told us to read the De-textbook.
Speech.. glorious Speech!! *mashing like button*
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+XPthis
Stop +ing the comments. That is what the like button is for.
Callum Shamwana liking something doesn't have the same effect on youtube's algorithm as +ing. I + things I hope the creators will see. I want them to know there's a positive response to what looks like a change in format.
How do you know anything about youtube's algorithm?
I like the New Guy as narrator for these things
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Andrew Jackson "Not Insane At All". Best joke in the whole video
I appreciate you taking the time to narrate this. . No need to make us read text on a screen just to tell us things.
John Quincy Adams was an amazing man, though; he formulated the Monroe Doctrine and was the only president to continue working after his term - he was a congressman in the house of representatives until the day he died, using most of his power to stop the spread of slavery.
Well at the time John Quincy was the most read, educated, traveled, knew more languages than his contemporaries. Sat at the feet of the founders, had one of the most interested lives in history, but some how us for gotting.....
0:31. John Quincy Adams was not president when USA obtained the Oregon Territory the northwestern part of USA. That happened under the administration James K Polk the =
president. It was shared/disputed territory between UK and US until 1848. Because of this Polk ran the slogan 54,20 or fight.
As for Florida John Quincy Adams was only secretary of State under James Monroe in 1821. Is own presidency was 1825-1829
Apparently he won't be the only President who thinks the earth is flat. Which one is coming up next?
I think we all know who that would be, by popular conception.
+Jeoshua Collins Ted Cruz
Hillary? Yeah, she would believe in something like that. But fortunately, Trump will win.
Wait, in Flat Earth Conspiracy Theory, the UN knows the truth, right? SO why would a person who has worked closely with the UN not know the world was actually Flat? Your little theory makes no sense!
Well Adams hadn't been disproven by thousands of years of astronomy like Jackson was.
If I become Secretary of State, this will be my top priority.
Buying a state, is there anything more American?
Manifest Destiny.
letting everyone have guns
Taking a state from the natives.
slaughtering people
Killing terrorists while eating a hotdog
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS IS A BOSS!
you forgot to add ''so far'' at the end.
Should've reminded Jackson how much mole people love duels
oh thank god its narrated this time.
Where has this been all my life? These animations are awesome!
Thank you for finally throwing a voice over onto these style videos.
On the one hand, thanks for listening to your fans and having someone actually voice these videos. It gives it more of a hands on feel, like the other guys at Cracked actually know this video exists. On the other hand, though, I seem to recall this topic being discussed before on this same channel. I could be mistaken, it's likely it was just that guy from OPCD promoting his book on some tv show I was watching, but I do vividly remember this being covered by you guys before.
this series is *way* better when read aloud. Thank you!
you know, it's probably not the stupidest thing that the government has spent money on.
It would be way down the list, behind every war after WWII.
LPTheGas
and a couple of them before.
Ever seen the movie "The Men Who Stare At Goats"...?
Wooo a narrator!!
So the only reason why I don't have a mole person as a best friend is because Andrew Jackson was too stupid to know that the earth wasn't flat?!
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***** I'm on a Denis Leary level of assholery so that's why I know I would fit right in with the moles.
Alexander Bethea even then it wouldn't work out. They don't like being around other assholes because they can't piss each other off as easily. They like to spread their assholery around.
Jackson, ugh. As Daniel O'Brien said "And that guy is on our money"
Not for long soon it will be aunt Jemima on the 20
+warzoneearth Yay! I hope you're kidding, and Yay!
I'm not sure if that comment is racist, or just innocent.
All craziness (we dont have a hole big enough to bury it in) aside, he did eliminate the national debt.
+Nick Fisherman (Tavis Highfill) Very hard to say....
More of this, please.
Remember like fathers like theri sons, when john adams as ambasador he med king george iii, and his son quincy adams as anbassador he want to meet up and make a treaty for free trade to king george iii son king george iv.
Lol i remember when i first saw this video back in 2017 good times.
Very nice video
much love, cracked, much love.
A president video WITHOUT Dan? I'm shocked
Oh. I'm into this one. Good job.. I'm sorry I honestly never properly learned the name because the series was always called "the new guy" so its kind of embeded in my head now. it'll take a while to get out of it.
but nice narration job.
WTF?! This is the greatest thing ever!
Really guys? You have a Wiki page of Presidencies known as DOB at your disposal, and you get the new guy?!
Dan's probably busy. at least they had someone do voice over, thank god
Why is everyone calling him the new guy? I've watched him in videos forever.
***** not sure if this is a joke. but, if it's in earnest, they call him the new guy because he made a series of videos branding himself that way a while ago.
XPthis oooooooohhhh, I do not recall this. Thanks for clarifying.
***** no problem, good buddy.
Everyone knows the earth's core is populated by crab people. Crab people, crab people. Walk like crab, talk like people, crab people.
I love the Johnson/Weld Ad I got to watch just before this video... Seems fitting, I guess....
lol I had to watch this twice
Why wasn't this a Dan video? We needed his unique, passionate delivery of the lines, and also, it sounds like this guy was reading off the script for the first time.
Dan already told us this story years ago, and it had much more fun with it.
Oh my. The areas of my expertise and reality are converging
No wonder he didn't fund the expedition to find Mole People, he thought they'd just fall off if they dug to deeply
i prefer Daniel O'Brien doing president style videos
I prefer Daniel doing everything.
He can do me, I'd prefer it.
So we're decided. Daniel O'Brien for president.
I'm so angry of the voice-over. I wish I could just read. Voiceover distracting
But the kiddies will revolt, they'll dislike the video!
I get it, but five bucks says the next person who replies doesn't.
Then mute the video?
+noobmaster117 Send me your bank account details and I'll arrange the transfer myself.
+A Bastard yeah right
Whoa whoa the Oregon territory was Polk's accomplishment
You already did this exact video
You can't escape the fortress of the moles.
If only he had been successful, we wouldn't still be fighting a cold war with the mole people.
Does anybody else feel like Jack probably sounded exactly like Alex 10 years ago? Something in the cadence of their voices I guess. Very similar.
sigh...there's probably people who still believe the earth is filled with smaller earths aren't there?
was anyone else a little depressed that it wasn't Daniel doing the voice for this? Presidents is definitely his thing. No hate on Alex or anything but like I was definitely expecting this to be a DOB video
"Oregon and washington" Idaho is also highlighted
I'd really love to see a movie in which they go to explore the inner worlds.. It would be cool AF.
It's narrarted, yes!
They were both right!
I'm guessing George W. Bush at least thinks the earth being flat is debatable.
Well there's that and Jackson was probably too busy spending money on guns for the duels he participated in to waste on mole people.
The earth is shaped like a banana.
Andrew Jackson needed more money to be able to afford to beat that one guy some more.
Daniel Obrien already did a video on this! I'm confused
So John Quincy Adams thought the world was Torin's Passage?
Neat.
From one nut job to another.
Welcome to the amazing world of politics. Happy voting.
Uh, Polk was the guy who got Oregon. Pretty sure JQA only got the joint-settlement agreement with Russia and England.
Of course this ends... with Andrew Jackson... whose presidency was another Cracked Cartoon. XD
Why has no one mentioned Jackson's "Not insane at all" button?
I can't find a single picture of the north nor south pole so the mole people might really exist.
Kind of interesting, how when presidential power was actually checked he could just delegate funding to any personal vendetta that he chose... weird concept.
But... Dan has already told us this..?
The United States of America did not acquire the Oregon Territory until 1848 under Polk's administration.
Between the Anglo-American Treaty of 1818 and 1848, the British Empire and the United States jointly occupied an area between 54 degrees and 30 minutes North and 42 degrees North call the Oregon Country, which consists of what are now Oregon, Washington, Idaho, parts of Wyoming and Montana, and half of British Columbia. But neither power possessed the territory per se until the 49th Parallel was extended, effectively cutting the Oregon Country in half.
You're description is still stuck as the description from your latest starwars vid. You might want to fix that...
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO MORE PRESIDENT VIDEOS
you're not Dan. Presidents are Dan's.
Someone copy pasted their video descriptions
Yeah, like other commentors have stated: where's Dan?
You think that John Q. Adams was crazy for that bit remember that George W. Bush did the same for WMDS in Iraq. Difference was that Dunya was successful for convincing people and actually won the reelection.
Seems like Dan's turf
Am I the only one who thought it said 'meet MORE people?'
So a history of insanity runs in the oval office....its not just a recent thing.
This is what I watch while waiting for obsessive pop culture disorder...
This is the third (or maybe fourth?) video you guys have made that have mentioned this. I enjoy it every time (and I have bought all of DOB's books), but it is starting to get a little stale. Also, all videos mentioning this have disagreed slightly on the mole people detail; in DOB's first video, he said it was Adams who came up with the 'mole people' part, while in the second it was implied that the mole people were Symmes's idea. In this video, that dispute is not addressed.
Would you be that surprised to discover W. was a flat earther?
you laugh off the idea but the nazis were also weirdly determined to get to the "secret door" at the poles
And...y'know...the whole genocide thing.
So - this current shit we're going through is garden-variety compared to what has gone before?!?!?
LOL NO MORE READING
I like your voice, people are jerks.
You guys realize that your subscription link annotation over the "CRACKED" logo in the bottom-left of the screen is under the video controls, so no one can click on it, right? That makes me laugh like the thumbnails with text on the bottom-right, underneath the play time indicator. "If It Ain't Broke Don't 5:46". lol
Interesting video though. I wouldn't have made the jump to synonymize "ignorant" with "insane", but I'm guessing you were just trying to be funny calling Adams crazy after demonstrating all of the amazing things he did for the country.
Why the fuck isnt the DOB narrating this?
Why wasn't Dan O'Brien doing this video? I thought he was the resident president export
Claim feed contend disorder existence.
and you... don't?
sick burn on george lucas! wait i mean andrew jackson
why isn't Dan doing this video?