A hot dog is a sandwich is an absolute menace Edit: lol I was talking about the Hellhound=Hotdog and Sand Witch = sandwich pun but hotdog trivia is appriciated
@@sirnonapplicable The closest way a hot dog could be a burrito is if it's a pig in a blanket, any other way and it's more of a taco (as much as I hate it, I'll only let that silliness go so far)
The trouble that Pirate Software has created for himself is that he's cultivated a community of incredibly smart, creative, and mischievous little gremlins, which means that the trolling is going to be crazy.
Sure but that was a specific reference to the Fallout 3 meme where due to technical limitations, they simply animated a train by making it a NPC with a train as its hat.
You should have added 8 to that ten. Were you trying to spell out Thor with numbers? Or was that not intended at all. That was bloody hilarious still XD
There's two main types of troll TTS The ones that you can clearly tell are trolls, but you have no clue where they're going The ones that seem like genuine advice asks with a punchline at the end.
Can confirm, half of the storyline is absolute cinema, the other half is softcore fan service. I genuinely fear Noir and Blanc because of the second reason alone.
Hey, thanks for making the video. I'm Sonko, the thumbnail man. The worst part is... there is more. I guess this is my legacy now :) Happy to share the trolling with the world, and of course, justice for Skeeter!
that first tts message where they asking if their mom was a hat bc they were born feet first, and thor's reluctant, "yes", is fucking hysterical. The first time I heard it, it sent me into such a laughing fit, that I got hiccups 😂😂😂😭😭
That hot dog/sand witch bit was a top tier, next level joke. Thors tts community is up there with Dougdoug's as the best in 2 totally opposite yet equally as funny ways.
16:12 should've said "checkmate, brother" since by their technical logic, his dad is also our dad. Making us Loki, which is especially fitting with the kinds of TTS in this compilation
In case people wonder where thor might end up in the future with his chat trolling him constantly. I suggest you take a look at simpleflips and know that you people are creating an absolute unit that is both jacked and knowledgeable on psychological warfare.
I mean, if you’re thinking in real life technically it would be a finite amount of lines, the bonds between atoms or rather the lines that can be drawn between them. Also, minor thing to point out: “cirlcle”
@@benjaminsimpson6254 Mahatma Gandhi was known for walking hundreds of miles barefoot. Over time, he developed incredibly thick calluses on his feet, stronger than the soles of many boots. He also ate lightly and fasted often, which left him frail and gave him chronically bad breath. And do you know what this made him? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Hellhound is a mythical creature, typically a dog that is on fire. They lack the ability to speak, however usually portrayed as sentient and have an understanding of language. They would therefore be capable of cast magic, assuming it requires no words or complex hand motions. For example the hellhound could use its paws to draw any required glyphs runes for a spelling, say, sand on the beach. therefore under certain circumstances, a hot dog is a sandwich.
fun fact! A science nerd made a chart that tells you what type a food is (sandwich, toast, burritos etc) dependant on where the gluten is. If you use this chart to try and find what a hotdog is, you will learn that it is not, in fact, a sandwich, but rather a taco.
The hair licking bit being "inevitable" Thor with the Vtubers friends you have, one of them licking your hair is "inevitable" (Bao will probably do it randomly maybe at the next meet up, then all the other Vtuber friends you have will join) I wish you good luck 😅
First time I watched this, right at 0:19 when he takes a breath, the video paused for loading. I thought it was the editor adding an extra troll for a moment, made me crack up.
Can I just say, I really appreciate you putting together those clips. The sheer amount of content Thor puts out is just impossible to watch it all.
What else can we expect from Prostate Softwear?
Completely agree!
can't say the same about his game lol
Who is Thor
@@Projection_ Bro acting like he's the FBI
The chats ability to set up such a complex and niche joke for a perfect punchline delivery every time is what gets me
Or lack of puncheline
but there was no line for the punch :(
You have no idea how much practice was involved
0:53 The back and forth conversation is incredible.
"Get outta my head!" 🤣
The dude that sent that TTS is an absolute menace.
genius
yeah lol absolutely insane tts
"I said that"
"No you didn't"
A hot dog is a sandwich is an absolute menace
Edit: lol I was talking about the Hellhound=Hotdog and Sand Witch = sandwich pun but hotdog trivia is appriciated
If its between twi slices of bread then its a sandwich. If you just cut open a bread roll and put the sausage in then its a taco.
Topologically speaking, a hotdog is a burrito.
@@sirnonapplicable Going by the Cube Rule, a burrito is a type of sushi and a hotdog is neither.
@@sirnonapplicable The closest way a hot dog could be a burrito is if it's a pig in a blanket, any other way and it's more of a taco (as much as I hate it, I'll only let that silliness go so far)
A hotdog is a taco because it the meat rests in a folded starch, like a taco.
4:30 "i thought i was going to have a friend D:" hit me a little too hard
Same😭
I was sure they meant deviant ollam and expected the reaction to be that he already knows him
@@BelviGER I did not, it was my comment and I 1000% intended to troll him
Hit me hard too. I have been his friend for 30 years. WHAT DID HE MEAN?!?!?
That "hot dog is a sand witch/sandwhich" joke was phenomenal lmao
I JUST GOT IT
Did you hear another person laughing in the background. It sounded like a girl too.
Probably Shaye @@Asgardian30
the only sand witch i know is in COC.
@@sangerzonnvolt6712 I love co- oh. You mean clash of clans. Yeah, not for me.
The trouble that Pirate Software has created for himself is that he's cultivated a community of incredibly smart, creative, and mischievous little gremlins, which means that the trolling is going to be crazy.
“Who made you this way?”
Ummmm, you did sir! *sips tea*
@@Dawn_Hannah the teacup is held with the pinky finger pointing out
Actually they are cringe and reddit
@@fosterbennington6405Actually, if you think about it you are cringe
@@Votexforxme r u trolling bro?
cause if not i have a problem with u, nobody disrespects thor
0:20 so that means if you’re born head first then your mom is your shoes
No, a sleeping bag
A onesie
@@gabusdeux well that's true for everyone
Sinds when are shoes connected, no when born feet first your mom is your sleeping bag😅
Sure but that was a specific reference to the Fallout 3 meme where due to technical limitations, they simply animated a train by making it a NPC with a train as its hat.
14:40 was one of mine. It was so good watching him react live, with such a long delay between the end of the joke and the realisation.
Congrats on telling my favorite joke ever forever. Good work 👍
You should have added 8 to that ten. Were you trying to spell out Thor with numbers? Or was that not intended at all. That was bloody hilarious still XD
@@angelofrevelation5822 nah, there was no real significance to the numbers - just wanted a collection that were all different and vaguely plausible.
@@SuprChikn
What's the point of the joke? Were you happy that nobody was in the punch bowl?
@@MercurySteel The joke is that there is no punch line
Im surprised he can still stream after all the mental anguish chat puts him through.
Well he does the same to us goblins so we're even
Don't worry Thor hurts them back. lol
They pay him to tell him jokes… unfortunately he’s at the butt of most of them but it’s money.
To be fair, while we saw it concentrated into a single video, the blow isn't as hard when spread over several streams
@@elijahfuller9693this comment is obviously a joke
That hotdog joke was genuinely so good
Gobble these farts bro
@Zarro0o0o Are you 5?
@@illusionaryheart3325 no, I'm 5 minutes late to telling you to GOBBLE THESE FARTS BRO!!!!!!!
@@Zarro0o0o seek therapy
I didn't understand it
1:20 I KNOW YOUR EVERY MOVE BEFORE YOU EVEN MAKE IT
oh god people say "hey thor" to him like everyone in doug doug's chat goes "hey doug"
Hello, Douglas, Douglas.
Hello, Douglas Douglas.
Hello, Douglas Douglas.
hello, douglas douglas
Hello, Douglas, Douglas.
6:19 The implication of this message is that whoever you sub to is your "Twitch Dom"
Yes
13:42 I was really expecting him to go "As it fades you'll see a wooden cart and hear 'Hey you, you're finally awake' "
I had the exact same thought honestly.
Yet that Game+ one was a breeze of fresh air!
12:10 you can see him moving the mic towards himself to have a serious talk, and then push it away in a annoyed but amused manner LOL
"How to lake my bools" genius
1:13 interrupting him using TTS mid-sentence with an actual response to what he said is the ultimate commenter skill flex in my opinion😂
"Good job, you're making progress on your assignment" was perfectly timed.
There's two main types of troll TTS
The ones that you can clearly tell are trolls, but you have no clue where they're going
The ones that seem like genuine advice asks with a punchline at the end.
3:40 The ensuing conversation went so many degrees of left I have no direction what idea I'm facing at this point
south, it was always south
"That's in my joke budget" is an amazing line and I love that.
I do not get the spoon joke
@@adolfsnape1481 The guy bought actual spoons and sent it to Thor's PO box. Its real.
@anthonydavis5288 wow
0:20 the face of a man experiencing all the regret in the universe all at once.
He looked so disturbed
@ Disturbed, and holding the one who made him have to even mentally work out what was asked in contempt.
He hates that bro is spitting 😂
@@Rahnonymous I don't think anyone likes what is being spat out.
20:27 there is a whole game called Nikke, that is basically this.
I looked up the game before I got to that part of the vid. I understood when I got there. Thanks?
Can confirm, half of the storyline is absolute cinema, the other half is softcore fan service.
I genuinely fear Noir and Blanc because of the second reason alone.
The doros have breached containment…
Don't forget Girl's Frontline.
Hey, thanks for making the video. I'm Sonko, the thumbnail man.
The worst part is... there is more. I guess this is my legacy now :)
Happy to share the trolling with the world, and of course, justice for Skeeter!
legend
@@janana5917 thank you, pls subscribe :) (actually don't, I stream very rarely)
I need a compilation of it all, this is all gold
thank
Please more xD
that first tts message where they asking if their mom was a hat bc they were born feet first, and thor's reluctant, "yes", is fucking hysterical. The first time I heard it, it sent me into such a laughing fit, that I got hiccups 😂😂😂😭😭
That hot dog/sand witch bit was a top tier, next level joke. Thors tts community is up there with Dougdoug's as the best in 2 totally opposite yet equally as funny ways.
18:22 whoever thought of that is the final boss of this world hands down
01:51 "i'm self diagnosed with HD TV" 😂
Ah yes, I too suffer from AC/DC.
Better than LGTV💀
I feel so bad for Skeeter man. Cant believe Drillbill would do em like that.
5:15 what was bro trying to say💀
16:12 should've said "checkmate, brother" since by their technical logic, his dad is also our dad. Making us Loki, which is especially fitting with the kinds of TTS in this compilation
My middle name is Loki and this fits pretty well.
You know what? you're right. I did not think of that, but I was satisfied with what I posted and his response 🤣
@@blanq820 well, what's the phrase? Hindsight is 20 20 or something?
"You know, for a minute there I thought I was gonna have a friend. How dare you.." I felt second hand sadness 😢
2:59 1stly: love it, Secondly: got my next D&D Character combining this clip with the druid from tactical breach wizards
I can't believe I was blindsided by the hot dog joke
That no at 16:03 had kids "Nuh Uh" energy and I love it.
Thor could feel all his counter points breaking down every second.
3:26 this one absolutely killed me
In case people wonder where thor might end up in the future with his chat trolling him constantly.
I suggest you take a look at simpleflips and know that you people are creating an absolute unit that is both jacked and knowledgeable on psychological warfare.
7:51 bro has a joke budget!
7:05 Oh, come on! Everybody knows BBC means Baby Black Caiman!
8:10 im still floored that a whiskey brand named Deez has a PeaNUT flavor out.
theres an actual brand of nuts called "Dee's Nuts"
Someone needs to get that Mouse clip to her!
sex bot
A level 36 character is typically formed with gestalt rules, so having the druid girlfriend would already make it a ménage à trois.
Peak content! 6:14 MOUSEY MENTION LETS GOOO!!
2:41 That sounds like a threat...
0:44 I said it for years. A cirlcle is just a infinite number of infinitely small straight lines.
I mean, if you’re thinking in real life technically it would be a finite amount of lines, the bonds between atoms or rather the lines that can be drawn between them.
Also, minor thing to point out: “cirlcle”
@@3RR0RNULL I'm sticking with my spelling error. I own it.
That Ghandi one is quite possibly the most impressive pun I've ever seen
Very true if anyone has it written down I'll gladly appreciate it.
@@benjaminsimpson6254 Mahatma Gandhi was known for walking hundreds of miles barefoot. Over time, he developed incredibly thick calluses on his feet, stronger than the soles of many boots. He also ate lightly and fasted often, which left him frail and gave him chronically bad breath. And do you know what this made him? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
@hyperhero2 thank you! Amazing person
Im sorry but using "Mayan, thai ass" to represent "my entire ass" is amazing 🤣🤣
Better, I think it's "mayan, thai *or* ass"
weird, the 502 gateway had me waking up on a wooden cart with three other guys...
20:01 I absolutely hate how much sense that made.
Tbh it was punny compared to the other ones
This assumes that the world is considered a drink as a whole which is a whole other theory. While yes the water could be considered flat, land can't.
Not sure I get anything in the acronyms one around 17:46 🤔 But Thor sure reacts strongly to it.
Yeah, I'm also lost in the jargon xD
I think it’s acronyms for Corpo-speak. The only one I got was “Let’s please TB (Touch Back) on this”
@@omegaonthefly1977 Thanks, that provides some good context to what it might be!
0:06 the correct term would be helmet.
6:59 is my favourite so far, when I think it's over it just keeps escalating 😂😂😂😂
It's amazing that he can even smile at "deez" "jokes". I just sigh
4:08 OH MY GOD ITS MY COMMENT, I MADE IT IN THE VIDEO
Carbonated water! LOL. You are a true legend and I would love to see more of these. Thank you. This is not a cult
Thor may not be forklift certified, but his chat is Thorklift certified
The fact that the video is a solid 21 minutes is just impressive
omg 19:55 I have never heard anyone use the word goblinry aloud before! I feel as if some force is no longer toying with my heart.
The sphere and hot dog setups were sublime
DougDoug Snacks approval, great job my guy 🎉
7:00-7:30 this was the most painful, it just never ends
6:48
Some random dude caught strays
nice to remember that grandma, especially because she said it totally matter of factly ...... good times
Unrelated, but, do you know what game he's playing there
Hot dog sand witch was brilliant
that first 20 seconds sums up how this will go
God, the Thanksgiving in Cairo one was so good. Something was obviously coming but it wasn’t clear at all what it was gonna be.
he is tapping into jerma's power the first compilation edit iv seen of him
Thor, his natural enemy is "Just Stop Oil"
"Has that happened to you?"
"No?"
"What will you do when it does happen?"
*concerned* "NO?!?"
the first one, " who starts a conversation like that?!" 🤣
I was there for the stinky hacker man TTS. There was like 20 or 30 of them. I have coined the term “stinky hacker man” for my own usage.
17:32“The sea turtles deserved it anyway.”
I don’t know why, but this got me so good. I snorted tea out of my nose and eyes. 😅
This channel deserves @piratesoftware official endorsement. Thank you! I can't stop crying! LOL
Wow, a bald eagle sounds like a Parrotlet that's being living with a canary and is imitating it halfheartedly for fun.
Dude right out the GATE this video made me choke on my drink I'm dying.
Never drink when Thor's on your screen...
1:51 I wish I had just a tenth of the humor of this guy.
It me. Thank.
Hellhound is a mythical creature, typically a dog that is on fire. They lack the ability to speak, however usually portrayed as sentient and have an understanding of language. They would therefore be capable of cast magic, assuming it requires no words or complex hand motions. For example the hellhound could use its paws to draw any required glyphs runes for a spelling, say, sand on the beach. therefore under certain circumstances, a hot dog is a sandwich.
Thor's viewers are just so smart, I guess filtering an audience really does wonders for the streaming experience.
That lake my boules one was great. The punchline was so unexpected, even though I knew I was watching a troll highlights video.
I needed to hear that hot dog is a sandwich part a second time to get it and I felt immediate pain upon understanding.
This was amazing and hilarious. Def worth a comment to boost it in the algorithm
What's next : Thor troll other streamer moment or PS's advice inspiration !! Love your content so far
20:01 I actually applauded that one. Fucking brilliant. I might steal it.
These are some of the smartest, most devious trolls I've ever seen. What the hell did you create, THOR?
fun fact!
A science nerd made a chart that tells you what type a food is (sandwich, toast, burritos etc) dependant on where the gluten is. If you use this chart to try and find what a hotdog is, you will learn that it is not, in fact, a sandwich, but rather a taco.
I wanna know if the man got his god damn spoons!
Thor's community TTS are on another level.
HDDVD died when porn backed the Blu-Ray
"Lake my bools" was an absolutely peak setup, whoever wrote that is a goddamn genius
The oil rig ones are hilarious.
I have no idea why the algorithm led me here, but thank you robot overlords.
Poor Skeeter, man, just acknowledge that he exists. Stop torturing the poor guy.
Well he doesn't anymore after ODing.
I really hope some day you can get hired by Thor to make these videos
PirateSoftware when he meets PirateHardware:
The hair licking bit being "inevitable" Thor with the Vtubers friends you have, one of them licking your hair is "inevitable" (Bao will probably do it randomly maybe at the next meet up, then all the other Vtuber friends you have will join) I wish you good luck 😅
bao's one of those that even all the other vtubers think is helplessly unhinged af
vtubers can get pretty wild, but bao's almost padded cell wild 😂
6:59
that “pof deliver” with helldiver extraction music is too perfect 😂
That polygon sphere was genius
Was waiting for the “skelepathy” bit. Was disappointed. 😢
2:54 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO *WHEN IT DOES.*
Convince him to lake my bools has genuinely thrown me into a 5 minute long crying laughing fit
First time I watched this, right at 0:19 when he takes a breath, the video paused for loading. I thought it was the editor adding an extra troll for a moment, made me crack up.