Drew Thomas - Buying Weed from White People (Stand-up comedy)
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- Drew Thomas discusses the differences in buying weed from white dealers.
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"Nobody told me if the bottom number is bigger you get less" lmfaoooo.
Thanks for repeatedly exactly what he said. It's not like we didn't hear it when we watched the video.
lol you edited your comment and still screwed up repeated and repeatedly. Well done!
That killed me too...
First Last look at you voicing your own opinion. Such a big boy you are
FaRtBoMb42 typical black American adult lol
I like his delivery and his perspective. Fresh.
Agreed
"This shit will last us till Christmas" lmao!
It's 2 o'clock in the morning and your car is orange oh my lord so true
+Tim Burton LMAO. had tears in my eyes after that line
can you explain please?
vandalism
Police (especially in rural, low-traffic areas) tend to wonder why two cars are pulled up to each other with their windows down @ 2am. Combine that with the natural human tendency to notice bright colors, and you have people practically begging to get busted for participating in a drug deal.
That and the gigantic wagon wheel rims on a Cutlas.
Please, please more of this dude!!!!
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Oh man, this dude is the finest stand up comedian. Never heard of him before. Watch, he is going places.
His delivery is perfect. I’ve watched this clip ten times already
His insights and his content are excellent, but his delivery is even better! This is by far one of the funniest comedians I've seen in dozens of hours of YT viewing.
This will be a great Amy Schumer skit for next season!
😂🤣
And Amy is still making money off of other people's jokes
MUH VAGINA
Ohhh!.....
Hilarious, I hate her
Nothing like a 1/64 bag of loud.
I buy 5/14th bags.
5/14ths is a pretty decent amount.
Wtf
I've actually asked for 3/16 before
Y’all are mean! 😂😂😂
This dude is fucking funny. Hope he goes big time. Would like to see a Netflix special from him.
Lol.nice and smooth keep it up
His mellow delivery made this 20x more funny hahha
I felt like he was personally quoting me when he said “I get it from this guy. He comes on tuesdays.”
Like lmfao shit I’ve said that exact sentence so many times in my life
HILARIOUS. Such a natural/funny delivery, too!
Fat boy was NOT a natural delivery. He came into this world by way of C Section
That is it very natural
He said, "I had to learn fractions... Nobody told me that if the bottom number is bigger you get less" lol
Hilarious bit, I like how it builds.
Very true. White people have great bud and I've had unique dealings with them and weed lol. Funny stuff
+Erick Mack i think you missed the whole point of his stand up. he was making fun of the discretion and lingo that white people use when it comes to weed.
+bobby smith hey bud, fuck off
+Erick Mack but in a country with only white people, like croatia, dealing with them is bullshit.
Try dealing with Asians; they think an 1/8th is 1.2g
+KING mike I think you missed the point, even though he implied it many times. white people are better dealers and are more conspicuous than blacks, thus leading to better connects with better quality while keeping a low profile
Best weed joke ever!!! So true
I'm usually not a fan of comedians using their race as a main focus in there comedy but this guy was hilarious.
+John Meyers Doesn't matter as long as It's original and funny. That was original and funny.
+Anthony Pickett that's true. I suppose I can't judge from just this clip
+John Meyers Dave Chapelle does nothing but the Race card and white face so did Richard Prior they just do it in an original funny way
+Anthony Pickett Breathing Air all day long thru my pink nostrils is my Main Focus
+Sophia Ruach Dave Chappelle has done a lot more than just race shit, but with Dave, he can make almost anything funny, because he is one of the few living comedy masters.
Wow, this man's flow is so good. I need to see more!
Spot on
*I got 2 1/64ths comin*
LMFAO
Next time just get a 1/32
this guys stand up delivery is really good, well done
I love this. No hate, no negative stereotypes.
haven't heard some laugh factory as good as this in a long while
The first line into this joke 😂
It's funny cuz he's measuring his weed, not weighing it... hahaha haha ha..
Well done sir.
It's 2 o'clock in the morning, and your car is orange; that's why you got caught.
= greatest punchline
that is so true.. lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂
"It's two o'clock in the morning and your car is orange, that's why you got caught" lmao
This is so clever. "I dont wanna get ripped off i want the right length" hahaha
It's funny cause its accurate
Okay. This guy is good. I can see him picking up a following of fans.
His delivery is even better than my guy’s.
If it's 2 o'clock in the morning and your car is orange, shit's going down!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
'its 2 o' clock in the morning and your car is orange' i'm dying
"It's two o' clock in the morning and your car is orange" this is some true shit
😂 they deliver right to your doorstep now 😂
"I had to learn fractions"...... fuckin' dead
I lol'd at the title alone
ROFL at the actual bit. Funny dude!!
laughing at work!!
Haha this guy is great :)
I like this kind of comedy.high quality
A funny comedian for a change not all angry and "edgy"
This dude is good haha. I laughed pretty hard
When i smoked As a rule of thunb if you stop me and ask wheres the weed at or whos the weed man, ima assume your a cop or someone who could inform on me. 2nd rule of thumb never smoke if i don't see you roll. Otherwise ima assume there extra in there wither its tabacoo or some other
don’t worry about it i got two 1/64ths coming 😂😂😂
this is so funny
i tell everyone to check this skit out at least once
omg thought i was i gonna die from laughing. gotta go find more from this dude.
Ive got 2/64's on the way. Itll be here in 30seconds.😂
did shaq just shrinked?
Simonas B. Shranked
You meant shraq*
That little bit leaves you dying 💀
Damn, that's some good comedy right there.
This is so brilliant it's unbelievable
smooth to
+vonversace smooth to what? smooth to listen to? smooth to hear? smooth to make that joke? smooth to say the joke the way he did? smooth to comment here? SMOOTH TO WHAT?
Nice :). I knew what he was going to say but his delivery was great.
Facts. When I was younger and only buying weed in my hood it was dimes and nics. For a while I had no idea what 8ths, quarters and halfs were. 😂
Facts!! I got 2 1/64ths coming. had me killing it!
True story, a lot of white people I know all have a "guy" they go to and it's always dealt in fractions hahahaha.
Trendkill09 yo I got a guy, 100 for an 1/8th, you want me to get you one?
Wow you guys still doing it by sacks smh and the ol' n knots lol
Ryan Angeline 100 for an 1/8th is a ripoff, I pay 100 for 5/14ths.
Those are Lawyers prices for Lawyers dope.
have you tried adding water to a seed? it's extremely inexpensive.
Fergus Denoon well considering I live in the south in a neighborhood with like 5 different cops I won't be growing I'd be paranoid about the thing the whole time. You get a pretty serious charge for that if you get caught versus just smoking. And I realize that you were probably talking to that other guy, however I'm sure to some 100$ for 10 grams of pot is expensive. Where I live it's the best dealer for loud I've found yet. Usually you can only get 7 grams for 100 - 120 and if you buy by the gram, usually runs you about 20$. But this new guy hooks me up for 10 a g.
lmao. I never thought about it till now.
this guy is hilarious but so spot on. live in Detroit smoked weed 14 years, whites n blacks def handle it a bit different. love his chill delivery
The accuracy 😂
lol bring this guy back.
one of my favorite bits ever
Good stuff lol
"Nobody told me that if the bottom number is bigger, you get less"...ROTFLMAOOO
I got two 1/64ths coming...had me rolling
Very funny without being racist! Nice job!
Right on the $ 😂 lol
I only clicked this cause the thumbnail looked like Shaq doing standup
I like his delivery
Great delivery
Yes very well done
Brrruuuuuh that was gold
I got two 1/64's coming LMAO 😂😂 dead!!!!
“I want the right length” lol
"its 2am and your car is orange, thats why you got caught." good shit
lmao
Smiles , Hello!
Proud of you Cus.
Awesome !
This bit is underrated
This guys is hilarious
Oh boy, can I ever relate.
Perfect build and delivery
" I got 2 1/64ths coming" baahahahahH
October 17. Pot is legal in Canada, today!
This man is funny!
This is so so true! :) :)
I truly learned measurements by dealing w/weed lol lol
Funny AF!!!
This bit had me laughing pretty hard
LOL This joke was arranged nicely. He had to learn fractions LMAO... TWO 1/64ths! I'll put 1 n the freezer....last til Christmas
Well said
I really liked that hahaha
Lmao this is on point
This guy is amazing
spot on. lmao
The BEST!!
He smooth af 😂
This is good. Hope duke still doing comedy