i keep pissing my friend off by singing this. its awesome. nothing more emblematic of a friendship than your dear friend going "hey man did you know coach z raps" and then making them regret that when you start saying "coach z coach z 1 2 1 2" apropos of nothing during the lulls in conversation. thank you coach z for the earworm
I can directly relate, the year after I graduated from High School my city started construction on a new building and eventually tore the old one down after they were done.
Ah the memories. My dad finally getting so tired of the song he finally lost it and exclaimed "would someone please tell this man where his lasers are so he'll shut up!"
The funny thing is, my mom and my aunt introduced me and my sister to HSR, and they did and I believe still do get a chuckle out of them. It's just that the Strongbad Sings cd was our Frozen soundtrack
I like how the brothers Chaps are so good at Flash, that they deliberately cut corners technically (to make it a "The Cheat" cartoon), and the excellent direction still shines through regardless. It's like the animation equivalent of Mel Blanc doing an impression of Daffy Duck in Bugs Bunny's voice, it's only possible through absolute mastery of the medium
it's the fact that they make deliberate mistakes that are common for people taht are just learning flash ( like not layering things, choosing the wrong places to tween etc.
@@Duke_SliscusWhen you're so good you can be bad on purpose in order to achieve something good just like the skill it takes to make an actually good satire or parody as if you don't understand the genre you won't understand how to make fun of it, which is why things like impressions are best when done by people that don't hate the person they're impersonating like with President Trump, the best Trump impressions are done by people that like him and understand how he speaks and his mannerisms and all that, where as the people that hate him do terrible jobs and you can instantly tell it's just coming from a place of hatred which ruins it. Look up "space captain: captain of space" it's a hilarious parody of old science fiction films and it's extremely hilarious because it's accurately parodying all the tropes from those films.
Coach Z's got money, but not much! Coach Z's got money, but not much! Coach Z's got money, but not much! I could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks!
Coach Z has inspired me with beautiful quotes like "I'm so old school they tore the school down" "Coach Zs got money, but not much." "Where mah lasers at...y'all" "I got to see the sweet doc." "I got the grown up beats." "I can freak and flow at the same time."
These classic uploads from the past couple weeks have been making me realize what a staggering percentage of crap I think and say "alls the time" on a daily basis comes from stuff this one little site that never took more than ten minutes out of my day did umpteen years ago. Something about Homestar Runner gets into your brain and permanently changes the way you think. I STILL say Santaman, ____-man Dan, stri-ped, ba-leeted, the jibblies, no probalo... etc, etc... Every day. There are SEVERAL things in just this ONE video I say a lot.
I like how coach z complains about other people fading him, but in the next line seems to be making excuses for fading other people 'Call me on my Cell Phone; I get busy!'
1:23 this kind of animation effect (error? transition?) is super nostalgic for me. You don't see it very often anymore so it warms my heart whenever I see it.
I remember when I found this video hidden in the CD, it blew my mind. I merely meant to play the music from the computer to see there is also a data CD to it. I loved the extra effort that was placed into this CD!!
Ahhh, so this is why I always hear "I gotta see the sweet doctor (Dr. sweet), I gotta see the sweet doctor (Dr. sweet)" in my head every time somebody mentions anything related to doctors or the medical field in general.
He's a washed up old man, sadly. And always has been. That's his character. He's even self-aware enough to recognize that...as he himself put it - "Coasting on fumes, Coach Z is"
The Cheat that was amazing! This is gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts! *the cheat noises* Oh! Your payment. How's about a slice of chin strap pizza.
Do you ever find yourself going “oooh that’s where that came from” when you randomly watch an old HS cartoon and hear something that’s become such an integral part of your daily vocabulary that you forgot where it came from? That was me with like five lines of this song just now 😂
i keep pissing my friend off by singing this. its awesome. nothing more emblematic of a friendship than your dear friend going "hey man did you know coach z raps" and then making them regret that when you start saying "coach z coach z 1 2 1 2" apropos of nothing during the lulls in conversation.
thank you coach z for the earworm
The line "Coach Z's got money, but not much" hits differently as an adult
He could use a dollar, he could use a couple bucks
Please just shut up and get a job
0:39: Coach Z’s got not much money.
@@robbiewalker2831 Yeah, we watched the video too.
"And your mother tried to give me all her laser crabs"
My high school actually did get torn down, the year after I graduated. You better believe I played this song.
My middle school and elementary school were both torn down 😭😭😂
@@LLCoolGayI’ve finally found people like me 🥹 bumping Strong Bad Sings for so many of those years 🫡
now you can say you're so old school they tore the school down.
I always loved the line "I'm so old school, they tore the school down."
Oh that is a good line. I always thought he said "I was told to cool down!"
I thought he said, "They go to school now."
Was literally scrolling down to do the same comment :)
Coach Z's got money.........but not much!
I can directly relate, the year after I graduated from High School my city started construction on a new building and eventually tore the old one down after they were done.
Currently watching this on my selfoam. How times have changed
XD who calls it a selfoam?
You can even make a movie with it, too!
Dude I have a Samsung flip foam. She's lookin' pretty good der
i suppose it goes without saying you get busy?
You can write, direct, and produce a film on your selfoam!
Ah the memories. My dad finally getting so tired of the song he finally lost it and exclaimed "would someone please tell this man where his lasers are so he'll shut up!"
elbyguitars Literally just made me laugh out loud 😂
Dads hated Homestar Runner, can confirm
The funny thing is, my mom and my aunt introduced me and my sister to HSR, and they did and I believe still do get a chuckle out of them. It's just that the Strongbad Sings cd was our Frozen soundtrack
😂😂😂😂😂
@Angelica Jennifer Not really since my mother loves it lmao
I like how the brothers Chaps are so good at Flash, that they deliberately cut corners technically (to make it a "The Cheat" cartoon), and the excellent direction still shines through regardless.
It's like the animation equivalent of Mel Blanc doing an impression of Daffy Duck in Bugs Bunny's voice, it's only possible through absolute mastery of the medium
it's the fact that they make deliberate mistakes that are common for people taht are just learning flash ( like not layering things, choosing the wrong places to tween etc.
@@Duke_SliscusWhen you're so good you can be bad on purpose in order to achieve something good just like the skill it takes to make an actually good satire or parody as if you don't understand the genre you won't understand how to make fun of it, which is why things like impressions are best when done by people that don't hate the person they're impersonating like with President Trump, the best Trump impressions are done by people that like him and understand how he speaks and his mannerisms and all that, where as the people that hate him do terrible jobs and you can instantly tell it's just coming from a place of hatred which ruins it.
Look up "space captain: captain of space" it's a hilarious parody of old science fiction films and it's extremely hilarious because it's accurately parodying all the tropes from those films.
@@dsprocks Exactly! True parody always comes from a place of love ❤
Coach Z's timeless classic. I looked it up so I wouldn't have to scrape up dope rhymes off the kitchen floor just to survive.
mane im still looking for a new number 1 jam, its been too long
For the pe-or-pole.
I can't believe Drake stole "call me on my cellphone" from Coach Z. When's my man gonna take Drizzy to court?
J23 after they’re done with Robot Chicken
Even Drake's trying to fade the Z.
He could use a couple bucks!
Coach Z is actually one of Drakes ghost writers. He still doesn't have much money on account of his court fees
@@moxxie6.6.6 Because he has money, but not much.
People dab now but Coach Z had laser dabs back in 2003 lol
Yep
Coach Z was ignored because the attempts of these peoples to fade him succeeded. He was truly ahead of his time.
He's got a buncha typesa buttsa laser dabs
Coach Z's got money, but not much!
Coach Z's got money, but not much!
Coach Z's got money, but not much!
I could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks!
I find myself singing that just about every day.
I’m so old school-
My favorite line! =D
@@sirzillyhoo they tore da school down!
@@Brastius Where mah lazers at?
I've been saying "Coach Z, Coach Z, 1, 2, 1, 2" for years. This song is bizarrely an important part of my childhood.
And that nice plaid couch! I don't know how many different places they used that. image. :)
Sure thing, Hankatola.
Hell Yeah
If only he could count to numbers above 2. I wonder if there's a song for that.
You are nottttt alone
It's sobering to see this and remember where 90% of the last 10 years of my vocabulary came from.
Lee B I still say “jorb” instead of “job”. Might be why I’m unemplored.
"Beats 4 lyfe"
@@nooperspism I say jorb/jaerb and now my mom says it too LOL
Mika Smith Haha! Coach Z would love a lady that talked like him.
@@nooperspism unfortunately for our friend, Coach Z, my mom is married :D
The greatest Homestar song finally available on UA-cam in the best quality ever. We are blessed on this day
Amen, brother.
No thats Everybody to the limit. This does have the sickest flow though
Well, it was available on the Coach Z VEVO account 4 years before this
If Peacy P isn't here, it's not the best song
those little rotoscoped Coach Zs always felt kinda unsettling. my brain refuses to accept that he has human anatomy
That's exactly what I was just thinking. Those images are leaning right into the uncanny valley.
@@LamanKnight That's the school Coach Z graduated from! Uncanny Valley High!
Coach Z's got anatomy -- but not much!
That's one of the reasons this style of animation is so weird. It's so uncanny.
@@christosvoskresye he could use a little anatomy he could use a couple nuts
"Coach Z's got money, but not much"
Oh boy, those were the days.
relatable though
He’s probably still poor.
@@michaelchallis4129 Started at the bottom, now we here: slightly higher than the bottom
Hey Coach! Uh, I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I dunno who those peoples were.
*Peorople
@@FooPanda it's the name of the song plus you spelled it wrong
Probably it was Fhqwhgads. That guy's always trying to play like he knows you
JT Protoke GREAT JORB!!!
I just realized strong bad said that to coach when he sang this in strong bad email
Get youse a mans who can flow and freak at the same time.
For food
Coach Z has inspired me with beautiful quotes like
"I'm so old school they tore the school down"
"Coach Zs got money, but not much."
"Where mah lasers at...y'all"
"I got to see the sweet doc."
"I got the grown up beats."
"I can freak and flow at the same time."
I am impressed with the Cheat's directorial choices! 8>D
Well, it’s good to know that Adam also enjoys Home Star Runner. I’ll be quoting some stuff at you when I finally meet you at a tournament
Someone clicked on this nearly decade old repost just to dislike.
And they still didn't fade Coach Z.
Over a decade now, this song is like 17-18 years old lol
They certainly did TRY, though.
These peoples- these peoples- these peoples...
Immediately came back to this after downloading samples, and finding 2 called "laser crabs" and "laser dabs".
I guess I found where his lasers at.
The phrase "I'm so old school, they tore the school down!" still gets me to this day.
WE FREAKIN’ AND FLOWIN’ AT THE SAME TIME WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Those are some exceptionally smooth moves.
Halloween 2009 I dressed up as Coach Z and walked all over with this playing on my Blackberry
These classic uploads from the past couple weeks have been making me realize what a staggering percentage of crap I think and say "alls the time" on a daily basis comes from stuff this one little site that never took more than ten minutes out of my day did umpteen years ago. Something about Homestar Runner gets into your brain and permanently changes the way you think. I STILL say Santaman, ____-man Dan, stri-ped, ba-leeted, the jibblies, no probalo... etc, etc... Every day. There are SEVERAL things in just this ONE video I say a lot.
I'd like to see Coach Z make another hit. He's been dragging lately but if he put in enough effort he can match his old record.
Maybe Coach Z got the couple bucks, and left us hanging. I hope that's not the case.
The pyorples demand another number-one jam!
Yeah, how come he don't dance no more?
A hidden gem now released to the pyorple!
The who?
the pyorple!
Just ask da chort
I made a laser crab in Scribblenauts Unlimited once.
Genius
Oh man. I'm so gonna do that now.
Could it freak and flow at the same timn?
Cheat was Maxwell once.
The keyboard work on this song is severely underrated.
I remember finding this on my Strong Bad Sings CD. The memories are great. :D
I like how coach z complains about other people fading him, but in the next line seems to be making excuses for fading other people 'Call me on my Cell Phone; I get busy!'
These people tryna fade physically, so Coach Z is providing an alternative
1:23 this kind of animation effect (error? transition?) is super nostalgic for me. You don't see it very often anymore so it warms my heart whenever I see it.
Poorly set up shape tween on Macromedia flash
Berd uses it a lot, it always makes me so happy
It looks pretty good for something animated by the cheat
@@sonicfanboy3375sonic 💯
I remember when I found this video hidden in the CD, it blew my mind. I merely meant to play the music from the computer to see there is also a data CD to it. I loved the extra effort that was placed into this CD!!
I just realized why this song always felt off to me! Coach Z talks completely normal in it!
Drap a baaaaaaeeeeerrrmmmm!!! 💥💥💥
Accents fade in songs, remember?
Coach Z will never fade.
I'd love a remastered version, because this one has always been legitimately good. Like, I want this song on the radio.
Freaking and flowing at the same time, a true legend.
Coach Z's really come a long way with his rap skillz. Compare this to his bits in Loading Screens or Fish Eye Lens.
Man, this predates both of them. It was on the album Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.
@@billvolk4236 I know, I'm saying that he's improved since this.
R. O. B. And around that time you start to realize he’s faking his pronunciation problems he has
He accidentally got help from Peacey P
@@LeviathanRX You biscuithead, he ain’t featuring Peacey P!
"Your Mother tried to show me all the Laser Crabs..." Best Yo mama Diss to Date!
HAD TO SHOW SUPPORT TO PROB MY FAV HSR CARTOON. THIS LEGIT INSPIRED ME FOR YEARS. AND FINALLY GOOD AUDIO OF IT ON YATUBE
Ahhh, so this is why I always hear "I gotta see the sweet doctor (Dr. sweet), I gotta see the sweet doctor (Dr. sweet)" in my head every time somebody mentions anything related to doctors or the medical field in general.
"I'm so old school, they tore the school down" is honestly a bar.
You was tryina jank me!
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I’ve already seen all of h*r a million times. I’m literally just watching this because you guys deserve watch time and monetization. Also nostalgia
this song has never not been stuck in my head. Sometimes I am possessed by it and need to ask where my lasers at.
The use of the sound effects to the beat is pretty well done
That’s some of the best animation from Da Cheat that I’ve ever seen. Looks like the night classes paid off!
Finally. A numbah one jam for the summer.
calvinjluther just what the pyorple needed
Coach Z is so undeniably cool, he's up there with Biggie Smalls and Tupac in terms of levels of coolness.
He's a washed up old man, sadly. And always has been. That's his character. He's even self-aware enough to recognize that...as he himself put it - "Coasting on fumes, Coach Z is"
Wow this takes me back
That kids dad got so fed up with the song he asked: "someone tell the man where his lasers at so he'll shut up!"
1,2,1,2
YES FINALLY AN HD VERSION OF THIS MASTERPIECE
I was leaving work, and I was like, yo: "These Peoples tryin' to fade me, 1 2 1 2."
The Cheat that was amazing! This is gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts!
*the cheat noises*
Oh! Your payment. How's about a slice of chin strap pizza.
Having an emotional breakdown and this helped thanks, Coach Z
How are you now?
@@BJGvideos better now, thanks :)
@@Lanai50 Yay!
Hang in there bud, don't let it fade you.
This was the music I was listening to when I got my possible retention form from my school... THEY ARE TRYING TO FADE ME
This is exactly what I needed right now
Where ma lasers at? I ask that on a daily basis.
Yall
What I ask is where a certain type of lasers are at
Axis of Awesome are probably pretty empathetic about that
I can flow
I can freak
I can freak and flow at the same time
That rotoscoping is beautiful. And omg, 1:46 the laser crab is the one beatboxing!
Wow. Nice catch! You're the life of the praty
Great animation job, the Cheat! Three pizza trophies!
Daaamn Coach Z, you can freak and flow and the same time? That’s pretty impressive.
This just popped in my head today
I love how he goes from bragging about having money to asking for "a couple bucks" in the same line.
i laughed so hard when i first saw that and it still gives me a big grin today i can't explain why at all
Still got the CD and love this shit! such a great parody of rap.
truly incredible
I felt like a hacker when I found this on the Strong Bad Sings CD
Do you ever find yourself going “oooh that’s where that came from” when you randomly watch an old HS cartoon and hear something that’s become such an integral part of your daily vocabulary that you forgot where it came from? That was me with like five lines of this song just now 😂
I got the CD back around when it came out. used to watch this video all the time. :P
I'm having an insane mental breakdown and this is the only thing saving me from it
same
this is in my head rent free
And now you've unlocked the dark recesses of my memories.
0:44 the moment when Coach Z wont he hearts of college students
Why won't he?
SiIvaGunner referenced Coach Z’s numba one jam on one of their radio bumpers, so I just had to listen to this mesterpace!
With his dancing moves, he can win on "So You Think You Can Dance."
How is this still so damn catchy
i watch this every day sometimes three times
Coach Z needs his own Vevo channel.
I think he has one
Hook this guy up with Cal Chuchesta.
From the album: “In-Faders Must Die”
I'm going to have to find all of Coach Z's albums.
The line 'ca-ca-ca-call me on my cell phone' sounds like Killer Instinct. Co-Co-Co-Combo Breaker!
"I'm so old school they tore my school down" Same :'(
I love this song
I still think that Coach Z should dress up as Sagat from Street Fighter for Halloween one year. "Ty-ger! Ty-ger! Ty-ger upper-cort!"
here in 2020 and these people try fade me still!
i got the grownup beats!
Here in 2022 and i could still use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks.
It's summer 2023. I'm back!
Hey, Steve! Lemme get them gumblecakes!
I can feel crowds losing their minds to when he does the drop on "Where my lasers at? All the peoples try to tell me..."
Man how do they do his voice so well.
Dang, 2022 and those peoples are still tryna fade Coach Z...
1 year later, those same peoples tryna fade him
Seriously, these peoples really gotta stop fading Coach Z
Where can I get some laser dabs? Asking for a friend.
Coach Z has a bunch, try asking him. Peeow pow!
"Coach Z's got money! But not much!"
This line be hitting differently after 2020 and the impending recession
This will always be my numbah 1 jam
This slaps harder than most SERIOUS rap songs now..
The most righteous rhymes of all time
Genuinely my fav song atp
THE Z IS ALL UP INS
The ladies are gonna be all up ons!
Funny how I was actually thinking about this earlier today and then I find it reuploaded in higher quality!
very grateful all the songs are being uploaded. although i didnt know how to feel about this one.