Win the Race
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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Dude, This made me laugh so hard, I start tearing up. You rock! :D
Same hahahahaha
JEROD
Holy mackerel, I can't believe just how much attention this is getting! This has _got_ to be the fastest-growing video on my channel ever!
He’ll have to give himself a promotion for this
Quality content my man!
I really, really wanna know the context of why "I spent a billion Mobiums" clip isn't spliced and is a naked pharaoh Robotnik proudly exclaiming it.
In the series, Robotnik spent 1 billion Mobiums to build his new Casino Night Zone. Sonic destroyed it or something and he recently was getting slave workers to build an Egyptian monument (the cat one laying down, I think it’s literally just pharaoh) with his face on it instead.
@@headhuntingsniper867 sphinx
@@jackeroni216 that’s it. Thank you
The animators said "Our goal is to make Robotnik the sexiest fat man on television"
@@headhuntingsniper867 Technically, the self-portrait Sphinx built by slave labor was already his overall plan. Casino Night Zone (not destroyed) was a means of getting more slaves (they'd end up in debt to Robotnik's rigged games). "I spent a billion Mobiums!" was disbelief at the fact that the casinos were sitting unused if he spent that much on them (because Grounder had the key all the time, and never thought to actually open them for business)
Tails: Did you win?
Robotnik: Yes little one.
Tails: What did it cost you?
Robotnik: *_A BILLION MOBIUMS_*
Miss opertunity to say ALL MY MONEY.
@@Nmac- missing one opportunity to catch another, my friend.
Tails: WHAT
it didnt cost him shit, because he bet all his money on the robots!
his plan was to rig a -horse- hedgehog and robot race in his favor and make up his funds like 10-fold!
0/10 joke doesnt work, too much water
*I DON'T CARE WHAT I DID, I WON THE RACE, AND KNOW I'M HAPPY*
I love how oddly obsessed Robotnik is with winning this race, to the point where, he’ll reprogram his robots to make them faster, he’ll pay 1 billion mobiums and he’ll hold Tails hostage JUST to win the race
Not even that far from the show. The only difference is he actually wins.
He doesn’t care what he did, he won the race.
@@jacjson and now he's happy
@@MilkyWayGrump And he’s done!
"I don't care what happens to me, as long as I take you down first"
-Dr Robotnik, in this cartoon for children.
For some reason, I feel like “I’ve only just begun to cheat.” would make a good meme format
Billy Mitchell when he fakes his 7 billionth Donkey Kong score:
I've only just begun to cheat!
Wife: I’ve only just begun to cheat
Boi: Well stop! You’re ripping this family apart!
Wife: ......I’m certain I’ll do some more!
Teacher: Students, repeat after me; "I’ve only just begin to cheat."
Students: I’ve only just begin to cheat.
Teacher: The sentence is absolutely excellent grammarly, right?
That one smart kid: Teacher, its supposed to be "begun", so, "I’ve only just begun to cheat."
Teacher: ...SCRATCH, GROUNDER, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME OUT!
Katerino: I've only just begun to cheat, I'm certain I'll do some more.
I'm surprised no one made a Dream Speedrun reference yet under this comment
He won the race. He held his own son hostage to do it, but he won.
Maikol Perez; it's cannon but he won the race you get no...
PROMOTION!!!
Oh god, that rhyme...!
His own son..?
He doesn't care what he did, he won the race and now he's happy.
@@BaronSterling in the lore tails is his own son
I love this video. A terrific insight into Robotnik’s descent into madness.
He starts out not in control, unable to win the race. He tries to use others to make him happy, but it doesn’t work. They failed in the end, and the competitors call him insults, mocking both him and his confidants, his only way to achieve happiness. He is spiraling out of control both literally and figuratively
Until he snaps.
His demeanor is different. He loosens his restraints, and begins to cheat. He hasn’t removed all of his restraint quite yet, but he has slipped enough to resort to trafficking. His role as protagonist in the song throws the morality of his action into question. He merely desires to be happy, but do the ends justify the means? A billion mobiums is a lot, but don’t we all splurge time to time?
He still restrains himself, however. He decides that he has earned a promotion in his own business; a promotion in his own psyche that he WILL achieve happiness through winning a race. He keeps himself in check by delaying his promotion, still clinging on to his ideals of fairness. He can see the fun begin, but he is still losing control.
He won. He’s done it. The peak of his downward spiral.
Hes let go of all restraint. He spends ALL of his money. He gives himself a promotion TODAY. The nice Egg is gone, and the Hard Boiled Egg is all that remains. Despite going mad, he grows back his hair, he has a son! He even dictates when the fun is officially over.
But one more sliver of the Nice Egg remains. In a brief moment of compassion, he gives the bully back to his competitor, as a sign of good faith. The two identities of Nice Egg and Hard Boiled Egg have merged, creating the perfect Eggman
The happy Eggman
I particularly enjoyed how his spiral was portrayed as a positive thing in his life and a much needed kickstart to his goal of happiness. Though, if Hard Boiled Egg remained without Nice Egg, I’m positive Robotnik would not have achieved his goal. A satisfying conclusion to a satisfying story of insanity, personal motivation, and the irrational behaviors of rational people
Autism: the post
this should be a copypasta
Underrated
This is gorgeous.
Too bad satam's version stick out more than this one as the better villian
"I don't care what I did, I won the race, and now I'm happy."
I cracked up at that.
Literally he could've done *anything*
(lenny face)
He’s cheating he’s cheating! You win Robotnik! You win Robotnik!
666 likes... I Just felt like pointing that out.
Fuck man, he sang that part JUST as I read your comment xD
Well thats it.
There isnt any more.
Now leave.
PERMANENTLY.
You deserve every thumb up you get for making us read it in Robotnik's voice
UNNESCESSARY!
(Destroys the replay button) Whoops...
The ending of Robotnik Forges Adoption Papers
@@nilfyy Exactly!
Someone modded this song into Sonic R.
That must be the greatest experience in the history of forever.
@@JennBit Especially because Vinny played that mod.
It fits right in, doesn't it
Now we need someone to mod the car from the 0:34 mark in as a playable character
How did this get so disgustingly popular? It's been only six days, and already has 23,800 views compared to the original video's 28,000... which took over a month and a half.
its r8 banger m8
It won the race
Good question. Someone linked me this a few days ago and it's my 5th time I'm here.
its because its good. its that simple
iteachvader Well you put a lot of time and effort into it, so I’m glad it got the attention it deserves :D
I WON THE RACE!
(Official sources have called this race differently.)
_"Nice try... hedgehog!"_
Damnit, Robotnik got hit with the Community Notes
i straight up sung this while riding my bike through my town
thank you for doing that
You are a good guy
@@tamirlapidus6994 8 months later and im still doing it
Funing legend
racing* your bike through town.
And I'm sure you won the race.
All jokes aside, I find this song very motivational. It helped me to make my way through the final exams and graduation in the university. That was a 4 year long race and I won it! Thank you, iteachvader, and much thanks to Long John Bauldry for his phenomenal Robotnik voice.
Did you cheat?
@@fonzersbox1 Heh-heh, nah. Although I could have :)
@Space Vatnik Lol, no
@@George_Bulkin you didn’t care what it took; you just found a way to win the exams!
@@CaptainCoolzCT- Eggsactly! ;)
🥚 “I don’t care what it takes.”
🍑
Eggass
He gon make me act up 🥵
Just find a way to win the race!
This is that I call underrated
@@shadedepeche2556 Win the race, just win the race! Just win- just win- just win the race!
This song should play in Team Sonic Racing whenever you win the race with Eggman.
That's what Mods are for.
Yes mods will sort that :)
A music video should be made with TSR precisely about that.
Dude, your mix got featured in a vinesauce stream!
Link me to it!! I wanna see!!!
@@iteachvader did you get to see?
Search for the Sega Saturn Curioso Pack 4# and go to 35:30
No go to 43:50
It's just like the good ol days of 2008
TheKnightOfSmite
Except better!
- Insert MGS Revengence meme here -
Thats exactly what i was saying when i just put this on hahaha, this is perfectly capturing that energy
This is the sad story of how Robotnik's obsessive need to win cost him everything in the end. He lost all his money, he lost his loyal robot minions, and he lost custody of his adopted child. But worst of all? He lost the respect of that son.
He won the race, but now he's done. The fun, truly, is now over.
You could’ve just phoned this in with basic visuals, looped samples, the usual fare, but… wow, you went above and beyond. This has an actual chord progression? And a defined key?
I don’t know how you do it, man.
BTW blenderman is a character from the annoying orange and I'm ashamed to know that
Wait a second, I'm subscribed to you... but I can't remember when I did that...
Hmmm
It's because he got a promotion 😌
WELP. TIME TO WRITE LYRICS
AND BEFORE ANYONE REES AT ME THIS IS 22.59 ON 25/2/19
[Robotnik]
That does it!
I never should have raced you!
You made me lose!
I'm never gonna slow that hedgehog down enough to catch him!
Scratch! Grounder!
I need you two to help me out!
If you bring me victory,
I'll shine your treads!
[Scrounder]
...How?
[Robotnik]
Just win the race!
Just win the race!
Just win- just win- Just win the race!
I don't care what it takes, just find a way to win the race!
Win the race!
Just win the race!
Just win- just win- Just win the race!
I don't care what it takes, just find a way to make me happy!
[Tails]
That dirty rat!
He's cheating, look!
I never have time for the fun stuff!
[Robotnik]
That's not a problem;
I've only just begun to cheat;
I'm certain I'll do some more!~
[Scratch]
You're gonna make us faster?
[Robotnik]
Of course, you idiot!
Get out, and
Win the race!
Just win the race!
Just win- just win- Just win the race!
I don't care what it takes, just find a way to win the race!
Win the race!
Just win the race!
Just win- just win- Just win the race!
I don't care what it takes, just find a way to make me proud!
I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog!
I'll have to give myself a promotion!
...Tomorrow.
The fun is just starting!
I spent a billion Mobiums!
Throw the race!
Or Tails is doomed!
[Sonic]
There's not much choice.
[Robotnik]
I've finally done it!
[Sonic]
You win Robotnik!
[Robotnik]
Yes, I did win, didn't I?
I've finally done it!
[Sonic]
You win Robotnik!
[Robotnik]
Nice try, hedgehog!
Finally, everyone will know it:
I'm the boss and you know it, right?!
Oh, yes I am, and now I'm ready to conquer every inch of Mobius.
Finally, everyone will see it:
I'm the best and you know it, right?!
Oh, yes I am, and now I'm ready to conquer the Universe!
I win the race!
I win the race!
I win- I win- I win the race!
I don't care what I did;
I won the race, and know I'm happy!
Win the race!
I win the race!
I win- I win- I win the race!
I don't care what I did;
I won the race, and know I'm done.
I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog.
I'll have to give myself a promotion...today!
The fun is now over,
And I spent all my money!
I won the race!
Tails is yours!
I made it!
I win the race!
I win the race!
I win- I win- I win the race!
I don't care what I did;
I won the race, and know I'm happy!
Win the race!
I win the race!
I win- I win- I win the race!
I don't care what I did;
I won the race, and know I'm done!
pin me daddy I will sell u x-wing
FaZe Huebert; you get a PROMOTION!!
In the last two paragraphs, Tails says, in the background:
That dirty rat!
He's cheating!
He's cheating!
>[Scrounder]
Is that a motherfucking Boogidyboo reference?
No pin buddy, you're not popular enough.
The 420 like is mine
Perfect. The synth has like an 80’s vibe to it.
In my every waking hour I'm running a constant race against depression
And I think I just won the race
Give yourself a promotion.
@@arbi9506 UNNECESSARY
Now you're happy.
You won the race and now you're done!
@@scrub5078 Tails is yours.
R.I.P. Long John Baldry
1941 - 2005
He died the same year as Deem Bristow who did the voices for Eggman in Sonic Adventure 1, Sonic Shuffle 2, Heroes, Battle, Advance 3.
???
@@tadeogomez7303 the voice actor for robotnik
@@frozen_applejuice
Oh.
A fracking legend.
RIP
A legend had fallen R.I.P Long
John Baldry 1941 - 2005 you will be missed
Iteachvader won the race.
Hope the people of the future will look back, and be absolutely amazed how much talent & creativity went into creating shitposts.
I MADE THE SONG I MADE THE SONG AND NOW YOU MUST ALL SING ALONG
I don't care if it's wrong!
I made a song
Now sing along!
SING ALONG! Just
SING ALONG! STUPID!
I SAID SING ALONG... SING SING ALONG... S-S-SING ALONG ALONG ALONG!
I don't care what it took away;
JUST SING ALONG!
JUST SING ALONG!
JUST SING- JUST SING-
JUST SING ALONG!
I DON'T CARE HOW YOU FEEL
JUST FIND A WAY TO SING ALONG!
🎶I DON'T CARE WHAT WENT WRONG, Y'ALL SANG THE SONG, AND NOW I'M HAPPY🎶
@@themightykingjosiah8810 Tails is yours.
been bumping this since Ring Racers came out
all jokes aside, this is genuinely a bop
A bit of vaguely related trivia:
In 1993, the year that AOSTH is from, Sega also sponsored the European Gran Prix at Donnington park. The race was won by Ayrton Senna, who despite having an inferior car which was otherwise poorly competitive, managed to jump from 5th position to 1st on the first lap ("The lap of the gods") He stayed there for most of the rest of the race and eventually won by a margin of over 1:20, which in motor racing is an enormous, almost unheard of margin. It is remembered as one of the greatest victories in the sports history.
Senna was given a trophy depicting Sonic. I can almost imagine him saying "Yes, I did win didn't I?"
Leaked Dr. Eggman theme in Sonic Team Racing
honestly as skeevy as it is that he cheated, you gotta respect the man for sticking to his word and giving tails back once he won the race
College girl: So... what music singers do you like? Kesha? Beyonce?
Me: ROBOTNIK.
College girl: Kay, kay. So... where's he at an' where's his mixtape?
Me: RRRRRRROOOBBBBBOOOOOTTTTTNNNNNIIIIKKKKKKKKKKK. SCRATCH. GROUNDER.
"I don't care what it takes; it's win the race."
@Tyler Mathis Same here.
"Robotnik Rock", "Tomorrow I'll...", "Win the Race", tons of hits on not 3, not 4, but 1 special edition CD! All for the low, low price of *A BILLION MOBIUMS*
college girl here and this is my choice of music
I really wish i could cease your ability to type and speak
Man, I bet Long John has this on his on-repeat playlist up in heaven and dances to it.
"I've only just begun to cheat, I'm certain I'll do some moooooore!"
"I'm the boss and you know it, right! Oh yes I am!" *does creepy eye raising*
LOL those two lines especially almost killed me!!! (':
I dont care that im from silentmanjoe this song still slaps
I played this song one time when I was playing something just to spice a few things up. Liked it, put it on loop. And then I all of a sudden started listening to this song almost every single day now. This song is so good to the point where it feels like a tradition to listen to this song once a day.
YOU MUST THROW THE RACE! THROW THE RACE! THROW THE RACE!
The best part of this is that it's totally Genesis-style music with lyrics.
Perfect for Team Sonic Racing while playing as Robotnik
Underrated
Is it bad that I listen to this while playing mario kart
underrated comment
no not at all
Not if it makes you happy.
Not at all
@@schrottinator Tails is yours.
0:29 hey robotnik be lookin like a snacc
1:36 jesus robotnik calm down theres only so much i can take
Imagine ur playing mario kart and one of your homies start playing this
Because that happened to me
Phenomenal
Been playing Sonic Team Racing and had the urge to listen to this, now i feel like i have to play as Eggman and win the race while doing so.
Just as I was about to fall asleep!
These Robotnik YTPMVs strangely give me inspiration to push forward with whatever I'm doing.
He won the race, and now he's happy.
I'm happy Robotnik won the race.
I play this song while playing sonic r
>This masterpiece has 100 thousand views in about a month and a half.
You really did win the race
Now if only he could win SiIvaGunner's King For Another Day Tournament...
#teamgeno
Rip.
He lost the race :(
He won the race in our hearts
Teamgeno if only Geno won
I seen this video more than two dozen times, and it still has the makings of a wild, wacky Cartoon Network Groovy.
2:15 best part
So the story is:
-Robotnik races with Sonic,
-Robotnik loses,
-Robotnik kidnaps Tails,
-Robotnik threatens to off Tails if Sonic doesn't throw the race,
-Sonic throws the race,
-Robotnik wins and gives Tails back.
right???
This is why I avoid the question when somebody asks what kind of music I listen to
it's too amazing for them to understand, you're lucky enough to get it
Underrated
@@JennBitAlt ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v
He sure did win that race
I feel for how much I'm compelled to listen to this every day, it should have a lot more views than it does.
It has over 300,000 views! I think that's fantastic as it is.
0:40 daaaaam robotniks got some *C A K E*
Is it just me or this is the best song iteachvader made, I hope you get 1 million subscribers!
if i ruled the world i would make everyone listen to this every day of their lives
I wish you rule the world someday
he won the race
i love that little sonic + robotnik duet part, it sounds so lovely
My perception of one of my childhood cartoons has been so thoroughly warped by the internet that I don't know if I can watch it again, lol
man...these songs have been my hyperfixation im so happy they exist
You know, I honestly think this song is a metaphor. A metaphor saying that when you simply can’t win, always ask friends for help!
“Now I know!”
And knowing is half the battle!
_G.I. Tract!_
UA-cam recommended blessed me on this fine day
Snick has won the race
AoStH Robotnik in SRB2 Kart in a nutshell
Ah yes, the best waifu in the entire game : ^ )
considering who actually races in this, more like scratch and grounder in srb2kart in a nutshell
I can’t wait till his next album
you can hear this being regulary played on TF2C servers on ship racing servers
Hey iteachvader! I know it’s over a year since you made this song, so idk if you’re still checking comments. But I want you to know that you’ve been such a huge inspiration for me throughout all these years! Back when I was a wee lad, I was new to UA-cam and obsessed with YTP’s and Sparta Remixes. When I saw your videos, I instantly fell in love with your content. And then I saw some of your original compositions, and it completely blew my mind!!! It was one of the many things that inspired me to be a music composer and producer! That being said, I decided that I wanted to give back and pay homage to this video by making a mashup of my own! (I know your “Read Me” paper says not to distribute its contents, I’m sorry! Please don’t sue me ;-;) If you wish to see the video, let me know and I’ll send you the link! Have a great day, and I hope you’re doing well during these times :)
“Win the race, not just a race, but a special race to see who’s the fastest”
I remember when this banger dropped. What a legendary track
The unofficial theme song for the 2020 election
I argee with you. Sonic is Trump. Tails is Mike pence. Dr Robotnick is president Joe Biden. Starch is Nacy polsi. Grounder is Nacy polsi friend.
I will win the race!
I will!
I will!
I WILL!
*SHUT UP!*
I'm so proud of him for winning the race :,)
It is genuinely crazy to me that without this video I may have never become a musician
this has been living in my head rent free for 4 years and im not even mad
This is excellent. Production wise, instrumental and lyrics wise, sound quality wise, song quality wise, unique-ness wise, overall wise everything is genius.
( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v
I think that the bridge specifically is super catchy
Finally everyone will know it, ITeachVader's the boss and you know it!
RIGHT!?
Who's that guy?! I thought he's name was "ItEachVader"
Why is old Eggman so caked up tho?
sonic doesn't call him ro-butt-nik without reason!
WE MAKING IT OUT OF GREEN HILL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Congratulations on cracking a million views. My group of friends were watching the Sonic cartoons and we played this video to introduce everyone. I’ve been rooting for your channel ever since I stumbled across it.
The best banger Long John Baldry never performed.
I think wherever he is, he'd be really pleased.
Idk why. But, this sounds like a song that could have been made in the 80s.
This is actually a bop
Robotnik can win the race with his PINGAS.
Dude, you got featured by Silva. Big gratz, well earned :D
There is no way it's been 4 years already.
"That dirty rat! He's cheating! He's cheating!" magnifying glass... oh, are you cheating too iteachvader?
*HAAAAAAAAAAX!*
To be honest, all you need to do is find a way to W I N T H E R A C E
2:50 Favorite Part! 🥚 🎶 ❤️
I cannot begin to tell you how good this is. I just can't stop gushing about how amazing this is. Amazing work!
WHY IS THIS SO GOOD????
Featured in a Siivagunner KFAD2 song now! It feels so ironic that I found this only a few days prior, I was surprised to see it.
By this point I'm pretty sure you could contact Long John Baldry's surviving family to release these in a posthumous album.
Someone get this man a PRRRROMOTION
in the end
Eggman always wins the race
This song is such an earworm that I absolutely *_must_* dramatically point whenever I hear or think about _"Just win the race (just win- just win- just win the race)"_
"There now shut up."
*You assumed that I didn't already shut up. Haha gotem*
You didn't