What Your Favorite Homestuck Ship Says About You

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2 тис.

  • @ashopal5811
    @ashopal5811 4 роки тому +4996

    "You just wanted good things for Nepeta, and really, who wouldn't?"
    Hussie
    Hussie wouldn't

    • @Technodreamer
      @Technodreamer 4 роки тому +93

      HUSSSSIIIIIIIEEEEE

    • @ILarissaL
      @ILarissaL 4 роки тому +13

      also i wouldn't

    • @campop12
      @campop12 4 роки тому +14

      Me, I wouldn't.

    • @baileythewitchofvoid8784
      @baileythewitchofvoid8784 4 роки тому +76

      Why would you wish bad things on Nepeta?

    • @campop12
      @campop12 4 роки тому +22

      @@baileythewitchofvoid8784 I don't wish bad things for her.
      She just started to become so increasingly annoying to me and her fans really didn't make it any better and just made me dislike her even more for how obnoxious they were.
      Nepeta is pretty... Meh, regarding her whole characterization and development in the story I literally felt nothing after she died, I just rolled my eyes and kept reading.

  • @Avery-Boi
    @Avery-Boi 4 роки тому +3903

    "You think Vriska did nothing wrong."
    *"You think Vriska did everything wrong."*
    😂

  • @frostyclouded
    @frostyclouded 4 роки тому +872

    fully expected rosemary to just be “you are a lesbian”

  • @bengoodwin2141
    @bengoodwin2141 4 роки тому +1600

    Sollux and Aradia: “You think Vriska did everything wrong” Yeah this is accurate

    • @arcticwolflover263
      @arcticwolflover263 2 роки тому +12

      me who is a fellow aradia x sollux shipper: my hatred for vriska only rises as i remember that she basically caused sollux to spiral into depression after forcing him to kill aradia

  • @enigmaticvariation306
    @enigmaticvariation306 4 роки тому +271

    Jade x Davepeta
    One day, you thought; “what’s better than one furry? Two furries”

  • @phoebemoreo191
    @phoebemoreo191 4 роки тому +2549

    i was already having violent flashbacks and then i heard the words "karkats shipping chart" and i think i actually laughed so hard i reverted back into my 14 year old self

  • @karkatvantas9557
    @karkatvantas9557 4 роки тому +2355

    Oh I was waiting for a “you are heterosexual” joke for Dirkroxy.

    • @Juniper_Rose
      @Juniper_Rose 4 роки тому +224

      Or "You believe in the inherent eroticism of ignoring blatantly stated canonically validated and by no means vague aversions to dating women."

    • @mynameisdeez8970
      @mynameisdeez8970 4 роки тому +8

      @@Juniper_Rose And so it begins

    • @lusverma2136
      @lusverma2136 4 роки тому +24

      @@Juniper_Rose Yeah anyone can ship anybody

    • @bigfrogs4207
      @bigfrogs4207 4 роки тому +19

      honestly? was expecting that for karezi

    • @karkatvantas9557
      @karkatvantas9557 4 роки тому +64

      @@lusverma2136 My point was only heteros ship canonically gay characters with the opposite gender.

  • @amicableCollector
    @amicableCollector 4 роки тому +508

    Vriska

  • @tidecovill6718
    @tidecovill6718 4 роки тому +1106

    Brodad is “you’re kinky to the point of stupidity”

  • @ChibiChidorii
    @ChibiChidorii 4 роки тому +757

    The thing with Homestuck is that there's so much teenage drama that's also so well done that you actually can't stick to one team and you end up changing ships a lot

    • @fairyjuggalo8368
      @fairyjuggalo8368 4 роки тому +11

      I ship Karkat x Terezi and Terezi x Vriska lmao i cant decide-

    • @chaseevans3529
      @chaseevans3529 4 роки тому +14

      @@fairyjuggalo8368 ok but what about John and Terezi in the spade quadrant, and Vriska and Terezi in whatever the fuck the diamond quadrant was called?
      Don't judge me it's been a while I only remember like half the characters and most of them I hate

    • @winkelmannfamily6558
      @winkelmannfamily6558 4 роки тому +6

      im a multishipper sooooo........... yah

    • @ileanabriannemari
      @ileanabriannemari 4 роки тому +9

      Why have one when you can have _all of them._

    • @winkelmannfamily6558
      @winkelmannfamily6558 4 роки тому

      [ Brianne • ] exactly lmao

  • @saccharinesilk
    @saccharinesilk 4 роки тому +3458

    this is a very short video for a webcomic with like 413 major characters

    • @notdonuts7552
      @notdonuts7552 4 роки тому +128

      I... The numbers... I see what you did there

    • @watcher314159
      @watcher314159 4 роки тому +90

      Yeah, that's at least enough characters for oh, say, another 42 seconds of content.

    • @danielgrant4560
      @danielgrant4560 4 роки тому +5

      413th like :3

    • @saccharinesilk
      @saccharinesilk 4 роки тому +9

      @@danielgrant4560 great, now we just need 413 replies ;3c

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 4 роки тому +49

      Dave Mayor
      You long for the old days, when the exiles were actually important characters instead of easter eggs.

  • @leeshajoi
    @leeshajoi 4 роки тому +1297

    No "inherent eroticism of Nick Cage"? I feel cheated.

  • @Unlucky13Forever0
    @Unlucky13Forever0 4 роки тому +841

    davepeta/jade is"you are a furry"

    • @gemsineye
      @gemsineye 4 роки тому +17

      Actually that’s JadePeta

    • @riverrat7743
      @riverrat7743 4 роки тому +4

      I want to like this but there are 69 like and I don't want to mess it up.

    • @lemonkatze7461
      @lemonkatze7461 4 роки тому +8

      @@gemsineye dave has a fursona too

    • @MEME-fd1nf
      @MEME-fd1nf 4 роки тому +1

      milk boy am I really going to ship this now oml

    • @GoblinLord
      @GoblinLord 4 роки тому +9

      "You believe in the inherent eroticism of identity crisises....., and fursonas"

  • @yom2408
    @yom2408 4 роки тому +595

    I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON THIS AND NOW LITERALLY ALL OF MY RECOMMENDED IS HOMESTUCK PLEASE HELP-

  • @sock4904
    @sock4904 4 роки тому +371

    "your ideal date involves being stupid together" as a gamtav shipper i can confirm

    • @chaseevans3529
      @chaseevans3529 4 роки тому +3

      @@ramu-silly I honestly forgot most of what happened....
      Can you remind me what Gamzee said to Tavros?

    • @glazeliights7025
      @glazeliights7025 4 роки тому +19

      @@chaseevans3529 he was offering him to hang out, rap a bit and "maybe make out a little :o)" and Tavros was so surprised he only responded in ,,,, for the rest of the convo

    • @chaseevans3529
      @chaseevans3529 4 роки тому +1

      Aww that poor boy lol

    • @DigitalClowns
      @DigitalClowns 3 роки тому +8

      AS A GAMTAV SHIPPER AND SOMEONE WHO HAD THIS KIND OF DATES I CAN CONFIRM-

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 роки тому +2

      I felt seriously called out by that one

  • @seaweed5269
    @seaweed5269 4 роки тому +3602

    John x Karkat should have been: "you learned that their ship name was communism so now you can't let down your comrades".

    • @DeathGripsIsOffline696
      @DeathGripsIsOffline696 4 роки тому +331

      Was about to ask how the fuck their names somehow sound out communism when put together, but then I remembered John has a hammer and Karkat has a Sicle/Sythe.

    • @darkseraph2009
      @darkseraph2009 4 роки тому +159

      @@DeathGripsIsOffline696 Dave even calls it out in one panel.

    • @DecimusYna
      @DecimusYna 4 роки тому +107

      Dave probably ship them just because of this lmao.

    • @thulitesguide
      @thulitesguide 4 роки тому +14

      hey you? you're very smart. wonderful.

    • @eccentric_creampuff4983
      @eccentric_creampuff4983 4 роки тому +53

      You’ve done the johnkat community a solid, comrade

  • @Leon-qs1on
    @Leon-qs1on 4 роки тому +513

    dirkjake: "everything used to be fine and dandy but now you're in constant pain"

    • @lara8866
      @lara8866 4 роки тому +22

      we were in constant pain for half the fucking comic because dirk and jake got together for like 100 pages off screen and then their relationship became an absolute trainwreck

    • @Kirbita22
      @Kirbita22 3 роки тому +4

      yeah i was gonna say there is absolutely no point in this relationship that WASN'T genuinely painful in a very true to life way, unless youre just ignoring canon, in which case everything is great all the time skcnwkfns

  • @DillonMaynard
    @DillonMaynard 4 роки тому +672

    "You just wanted good things for Nepeta"
    Yes, yes I did:(

  • @camilarossini2721
    @camilarossini2721 4 роки тому +92

    If your OTP involves ancestors or caparacians, you constantly feel abandoned by the fandom.

    • @kittyelgato4246
      @kittyelgato4246 3 роки тому +9

      I ship Snowman with myself. Does that count?

    • @zoeyuroboros5739
      @zoeyuroboros5739 3 роки тому

      @@kittyelgato4246 c r i n g e ~ !

    • @kittyelgato4246
      @kittyelgato4246 3 роки тому +7

      @@zoeyuroboros5739 That shit stopped being funny the day it was born

    • @zoeyuroboros5739
      @zoeyuroboros5739 3 роки тому

      @@kittyelgato4246 i am calling you cringe. it's not funny, and it doesn't even have anything to do with undertale so i don't know where that came from, i am letting you know that you are cringe.

    • @kittyelgato4246
      @kittyelgato4246 3 роки тому +9

      @@zoeyuroboros5739 calling someone cringe for anything is one of the most immature, ableist and stupidest things to do. The fact that you went on a rant for saying it speaks levels abour your human quality

  • @pluspiping
    @pluspiping 4 роки тому +133

    Thank you for finally being the one to tell me that JohnDave is called "Hammertime". I was screaming.
    Please tell everyone JohnKat is called "Communism" and that GamTav is called "PB&J" and this is a perfect video

    • @pluspiping
      @pluspiping 4 роки тому +8

      @адепт ктулху That is adorable and has enriched my evening, thank you, omg

    • @enviisyk
      @enviisyk 3 роки тому +9

      PB&J refers to their blood colors because peanut butter is brown and jelly is purple

    • @charadreemur8884
      @charadreemur8884 3 роки тому +12

      communism is the best shipname ever.
      that being said i think davekat is also called crabapples. arajade might have a name of sheepdog. kanaya and jade are space girlfriends I think. jadefef is space cuties. and thats all I can think of rn,

    • @silveriver4436
      @silveriver4436 3 роки тому +7

      SolDave is sometimes called “Applebee2”

    • @pluspiping
      @pluspiping 3 роки тому +4

      @@silveriver4436 and @Chara Dreemur I am LOVING how we just never let Dave it down re: the apple juice thing. Delightful

  • @pastaguy7053
    @pastaguy7053 4 роки тому +1271

    John X Roxy: You believe in the inherent eroticism of precious boys being stepped on by equally precious girls.

    • @ohwowitsthatguy9154
      @ohwowitsthatguy9154 4 роки тому +28

      SHIT, this is literally all of my fav ships + my fucking love life.

    • @critica77y77
      @critica77y77 4 роки тому +1

      Weeeeeeeellll....

    • @rhymebeat1142
      @rhymebeat1142 4 роки тому +40

      It's weird that one wasn't commented on given it's canon in the epilogues for a good chunk of Candy

    • @Juniper_Rose
      @Juniper_Rose 4 роки тому +11

      Fuck i was gonna make my own joke about Roxygen but this is legit me

    • @keythetrashking7491
      @keythetrashking7491 4 роки тому +9

      Pastaguy you know considering they’re both trans, this still works

  • @Noone-iz1dq
    @Noone-iz1dq 4 роки тому +324

    "Sesquipedalian verbosity" sent me flying

    • @Everyha1123
      @Everyha1123 4 роки тому +10

      Anile.K I had. Flashbacks. To things I didn’t know I had remembered.

  • @queenie963
    @queenie963 4 роки тому +181

    “What your favorite homestuck ship says about you” Oh buddy, you sure you wanna go down that road

  • @Searonix
    @Searonix 4 роки тому +1261

    Dirk x John: You just wanted DirkJake but without the emotional baggage and with more dank weed memes

  • @twinpeaksreference3981
    @twinpeaksreference3981 4 роки тому +237

    “Your interest in Dirk’s current relationship dynamics is outweighed by your identification with Roxy’s thirst”
    ...i feel attacked

  • @sol503
    @sol503 4 роки тому +624

    me: ships davekat
    also me at any time ever: *_TWO BROS, CHILLI-_*

  • @bronsonkim6652
    @bronsonkim6652 4 роки тому +1202

    YES, HOMESTUCK FAN CONTENT IN 2019, I'M SO HERE FOR IT

    • @toomanyapples1741
      @toomanyapples1741 4 роки тому +18

      ITS BACK BABEY

    • @ravencapri
      @ravencapri 4 роки тому +38

      buddy.
      have you heard of homestuck 2.

    • @Moggetslittlesister
      @Moggetslittlesister 4 роки тому +18

      2020's gonna be wet and wild with the homestuck content

    • @austinryder2622
      @austinryder2622 4 роки тому +11

      Boy have I got news for you about Homestuck 2

    • @FeffurW
      @FeffurW 4 роки тому +21

      Homestuck 2, friendsim, pesterquest and vast error. We have so much content in 2019

  • @topazbennett95
    @topazbennett95 4 роки тому +257

    Me: Hehe I'm gonna send a Jojo shipping video to my friend and watch her feel called out
    Me, seeing this video on my recommendations: oh no

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 роки тому +8

      So what's your folly? As a Davekat shipper, I learned nothing I didn't know

    • @topazbennett95
      @topazbennett95 4 роки тому +7

      @@woodfur00 All of them? I felt very called out by Davekat, Cronkri, and Sol Fef. Also Vrisrezi

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 роки тому +2

      I'm sorry, this blessed video doesn't deserve discourse, reply only if you want to

    • @topazbennett95
      @topazbennett95 4 роки тому +13

      @@woodfur00 Oh I find Eridan to be particularly interesting as a character. This video just generalizes the very feral and primal reactions our dumb human brains have to a ship in a story. So I don't actually despise Eridan, but the hyperbolic statement is funny and perfectly describes the knee jerk reaction of "this character just sunk my ship, now he must die".

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 роки тому +3

      Topaz Bennett That is valid

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +313

    I just want you to know read the entirety of Homestuck just to understand this video. Was it worth it? I don't know but either way I finally understand what my middle school art class friends were talking about.
    Edit: Dad x Mom: You shipped your friends' single parents together as a kid.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +4

      You poor, poor soul.
      Thoughts on Homestuck 2?

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 роки тому +3

      @@ashikjaman1940 Haven't read it

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +5

      @@merrittanimation7721 Do yourself a favor, and don't
      Especially if you like Rose, Jade, and/or Kanaya

    • @TorrentialStardust
      @TorrentialStardust 3 роки тому +5

      @@ashikjaman1940 the epilogues and H^2 were asking the question “what should an ending to Homestuck even look like?”
      but you can’t ask a question and not be prepared for the answer, and the answer here is “not this.”

    • @Isuream6331
      @Isuream6331 3 місяці тому

      @@TorrentialStardust Here’s an ending: The kids go to fight LE. Caliborn’s masterpiece happens. As the Beta kids fight LE at the end, the Alpha kids and surviving trolls show up to help, with the trolls as god-tiers(they planned this). LE is defeated and John/June uses the retcon powers to resurrect anyone who is dead and take them home.
      Was that so hard, Hussie?

  • @ericasledge5019
    @ericasledge5019 4 роки тому +65

    "You just wanted good things for Nepeta."
    Look here, you're absolutely right. :")

  • @AnimeDreamer141
    @AnimeDreamer141 4 роки тому +344

    i thought id escaped this video safely and then you started talking abt callie×roxy and i was forcibly dragged by my hair out the library

    • @shmaneyok
      @shmaneyok Рік тому

      i escaped this video 😎 can only imagine how hard i would get dragged

  • @graysonwalker2297
    @graysonwalker2297 4 роки тому +411

    We need a part 2, featuring Hussie with Vriska: who cares about canon when you can have a self insert

  • @Juniper_Rose
    @Juniper_Rose 4 роки тому +507

    Roxygen: You were really gunning for Katara and Aang to get together, too.
    Dave and Roxy: You were really gunning for Luke and Leia to get together, too.
    JohnRezi: The Vriska and John joke except one of you is kind of into it and the other is kind of into it but won't say they are.
    Rose x Vriska: You never actually read Homestuck
    Porrim x Damara: You read Homestuck one handed.
    Rose x Porrim: You read Homestuck but only vaguely remember half the characters.

    • @iintrusive_th0t
      @iintrusive_th0t 4 роки тому +60

      yOU READ HOMESTUCK ONE HANDED I'M--

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 4 роки тому +27

      JohnRezi being canon is the only good thing the epilogues ever did.

    • @baileythewitchofvoid8784
      @baileythewitchofvoid8784 4 роки тому +8

      @@CJCroen1393 It's like half Canon? They were looking for different relationships

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 4 роки тому +1

      @@baileythewitchofvoid8784 True.

    • @georgeofakind1710
      @georgeofakind1710 4 роки тому +14

      one handed? what's that supposed to-
      oh

  • @raptorcharly8055
    @raptorcharly8055 4 роки тому +85

    John/Davesprite: You wanted good things for Davesprite, and really, who wouldn't?

    • @blakethesnake6686
      @blakethesnake6686 3 роки тому +2

      John/davePETAsprite

    • @raptorcharly8055
      @raptorcharly8055 3 роки тому +1

      @@blakethesnake6686
      That too. I just like the idea of Davesprite getting to become his own person without being fused with another.

    • @no_nekos_here1214
      @no_nekos_here1214 Рік тому +2

      Jade(sprite)/Davesprite: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being sad together

  • @mrmariofull
    @mrmariofull 4 роки тому +29

    Yet another day where Slick/Paint is forgotten despite it's outright announcement of canonicity. Oh well. *I'm used to it at this point.*

  • @thegreatestpurpleone2884
    @thegreatestpurpleone2884 4 роки тому +590

    Any Jade ship “you wanted good things for Jade, and really, who wouldn’t?”

  • @dekuscrub1520
    @dekuscrub1520 4 роки тому +134

    nepeta really got done dirty :(

  • @alainelcarnicero
    @alainelcarnicero 4 роки тому +308

    I just want good things for Eridan, but shipping him with Fef isn’t one of those. I mean, is that even a good thing for him?

    • @BlueDavrial
      @BlueDavrial 4 роки тому +66

      That was pale shipping. Flushed would have been bad for him but dude needed a palemate

    • @alainelcarnicero
      @alainelcarnicero 4 роки тому +67

      @Davrial aka Blue Mario I agree, he needed a moirail, but Fef wasn’t the one he needed, since his pale relationship with Fef was kinda toxic already.

    • @barboraklepalova3886
      @barboraklepalova3886 4 роки тому +19

      Maybe it could work with Karkat or Nepeta (if there's a possibility of having 2 moirals at once)

    • @queendiscombra
      @queendiscombra 4 роки тому +8

      @@alainelcarnicero I remember reading somewhere he had a pale relationship with Karkat? I may have imagined that tho

    • @nocturnecz3965
      @nocturnecz3965 4 роки тому +17

      @@queendiscombra The wiki says that's not canon, you've probably seen it in fanfiction. I do like the idea of pale EriKat though, I think it could very well have happened in canon if the timing was a little better. It'd save everyone a lot of trouble, that's for sure.

  • @tehuselessguig3138
    @tehuselessguig3138 4 роки тому +31

    Erifef isn't just wanting good things for Eridan, it's also wanting bad things for Feferi

    • @ShinyShilla
      @ShinyShilla 2 роки тому +4

      and even if I can care less for her, I don't want that for her. Or for Eridan it was NOT a good pale relationship. He was not her type, and she obviously (and canonically shown she does it) spilled the beans to everyone about private stuff.

  • @karo-kun2578
    @karo-kun2578 4 роки тому +37

    "Your ideal date involves being stupid together." I mean you're not wrong, sounds like a good time-

  • @goflux
    @goflux 4 роки тому +325

    Now that you've caved and done a homestuck version, we're all going to want you to do fifty more videos in a series to cover every possible ship. Mistakes were made.

  • @bluelilacfawn
    @bluelilacfawn 4 роки тому +152

    i was so waiting for a Good Things For Nepeta in there god bless

  • @BlueDavrial
    @BlueDavrial 4 роки тому +58

    Homestuck is the one and only media where I actually care about the ships and had multiple ships. There's a lot of great ones, even contradicting ones, that I like, but nothing beats Meowrails

    • @minigiioi
      @minigiioi 4 роки тому +1

      Is that neproxy or rose? Or nepetaspritejaspersprite? Ive never heard that ship name before but im enchanted and delighted

    • @thefunniestenbyalive2054
      @thefunniestenbyalive2054 4 роки тому +9

      @@minigiioi meowrails is equiusnepeta I think

  • @peepapeep2793
    @peepapeep2793 4 роки тому +36

    As someone who hasn't read homestuck, I'm confused and slightly intrigued

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +12

      That's the comic in a nutshell, honestly.

    • @Zombie_Chow
      @Zombie_Chow 3 роки тому +1

      Listen carefully. Start with the prologues then main story, absolutely read the meat and candy stuff so you can understand homestuck^2. Then you're ready hiveswap(act 1 and 2)

    • @ShinyShilla
      @ShinyShilla 2 роки тому +1

      @@Zombie_Chow or just do the game or the comic, the rest is... skippable

    • @Zombie_Chow
      @Zombie_Chow 2 роки тому +1

      @@ShinyShilla not for me. But do what you want.

  • @theblackzodiacqueen6600
    @theblackzodiacqueen6600 4 роки тому +66

    “Your ideal date involves getting stepped on”
    OH SHI-
    “You think vriska did everything wrong”
    YEAH
    These r so so good

  • @Infiniteimpossibilty
    @Infiniteimpossibilty 4 роки тому +71

    Red VrisRezi is the quantum superposition of believing Vriska Did Nothing Wrong and believing Vriska Did A Whole Lot Of Things Wrong

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 4 роки тому +1

      Oh my god it's in words!!!

    • @postmodernguava9518
      @postmodernguava9518 Рік тому +1

      Red Vrisrezi is believing "Vriska did everything wrong, but that just makes her hotter."

  • @vanveleca
    @vanveleca 4 роки тому +1471

    Homestuck was a mistake but Nepeta was a miracle that deserved better

    • @tiffany-chan1235
      @tiffany-chan1235 4 роки тому +32

      Y E S

    • @scuzzbug
      @scuzzbug 4 роки тому +27

      as a Homestuck I confirm

    • @ThePoketroller
      @ThePoketroller 4 роки тому +51

      Homestuck was the question and answer was "which timeline is this?"

    • @harley2938
      @harley2938 4 роки тому +12

      How could Nepeta have deserved better? She had the best possible outcome.

    • @baileythewitchofvoid8784
      @baileythewitchofvoid8784 4 роки тому +42

      @@harley2938 Davepeta is blessed, but I think God Tiering as surviving until the epilogues would have been the best possible outcome for her

  • @pokemonek4132
    @pokemonek4132 4 роки тому +41

    I actually liked john vriska for the fact john was at the moment only one person vriska was nice too/respected, and they had fun interactions.

  • @martaooooo1909
    @martaooooo1909 4 роки тому +162

    With the context of the Homestuck Epilogues:
    Dirkjake: you hate what the Epilogues did to Dirk.
    Davejadekat: you hate what the Epilogues did to Jade.
    Janeroxy: you hate what the Epilogues did to Jane.
    Janejake: you hate what the Epilogues did to both of these characters.
    Davekat: you think Davekat was the only good part of the Epilogues.
    Rosemary: you hate Dirk Strider.

    • @chaseevans3529
      @chaseevans3529 4 роки тому +3

      That last one is so true for me lol

    • @theangelicpyro42
      @theangelicpyro42 4 роки тому +2

      yup, davekat and rosemary

    • @Jay_Vee1
      @Jay_Vee1 3 роки тому +4

      This is even more accurate with Homestuck^2

    • @offthewallscrazy
      @offthewallscrazy 3 роки тому +5

      okay but the davekat one is right

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому +1

      No no, Homestuck 2 is like,
      Rosemary: Jade goes in the dumpster

  • @gemsineye
    @gemsineye 4 роки тому +26

    You’re right. Who doesn’t want the best for Nepeta.

  • @varick4969
    @varick4969 4 роки тому +246

    Man and you didnt include the funniest Homestuck Ship ever cracked up. JohnDrik

    • @jayeatsyams
      @jayeatsyams 4 роки тому +48

      jokes on you (or me) i actually like johndirk

    • @varick4969
      @varick4969 4 роки тому +50

      The joke on us both then. But yeah JohnDirk is probably my top ship because of how dumb some the aus are (also because alot of there content is cute)

    • @lunar_proxy
      @lunar_proxy 4 роки тому +18

      literally. lowkey love that ship now tho

    • @no1reallyhere707
      @no1reallyhere707 4 роки тому +20

      Tbh it’s a lowkey otp

    • @baylee4685
      @baylee4685 4 роки тому +94

      you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the “my best friend’s brother” trope

  • @kismesissitude
    @kismesissitude 4 роки тому +164

    aravris (aradia x vriska): you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of two chick friends having an epic fall out and ending up hating each other's guts except that one of them was actually deeply in denial about being in love with the other all along

  • @ramen2192
    @ramen2192 4 роки тому +200

    I shipped daverezi and I'm not even mad about it

    • @milkflavored
      @milkflavored 4 роки тому +6

      deep blü I see you too are a person of taste (and dank memes)

    • @miawang4554
      @miawang4554 4 роки тому +4

      Aye daverezi bois

    • @eccentric_creampuff4983
      @eccentric_creampuff4983 4 роки тому +1

      Ayyyyyyyyye

    • @spritelady4669
      @spritelady4669 4 роки тому +2

      You got good taste tbh

    • @spritelady4669
      @spritelady4669 4 роки тому +2

      Tipsy Flow
      Despite the difference in ship opinions, your username is hysterical and gives me LIFE!! 🤣👍

  • @shizaya
    @shizaya 4 роки тому +46

    Homestuck? In MY 2019? It’s more likely than you think.

  • @justanotherbrickinthemachi6598
    @justanotherbrickinthemachi6598 4 роки тому +83

    Davekat: you have like, one moment of cute interaction with these characters that is severely outweighed by their other existing relationships yet SOMEHOW you still came out (pun intended) on top on the canon aspect

  • @cjyay3449
    @cjyay3449 4 роки тому +129

    Me, who knows nothing about Homestuck: **clicks immediately**

    • @thisdraco4794
      @thisdraco4794 4 роки тому +13

      Yes. YES. *JOIN US!!!!!!!!*

    • @starlosa
      @starlosa 4 роки тому +9

      Hi welcome to hell

    • @ephemoth
      @ephemoth 4 роки тому +9

      Hi welcome to heaven

    • @Smashboi76
      @Smashboi76 4 роки тому +2

      @@starlosa perfect description

    • @starlosa
      @starlosa 4 роки тому

      quotedcube studios Homestuck fandom, the one fandom that says that their trash lol

  • @Midnight-Starfish
    @Midnight-Starfish 4 роки тому +304

    Me: I don't really know what Homestuck is, so this video probably won't get to me.
    The video: Your ideal date is getting stepped on.
    Me: Well, I did say probably.

  • @mp-lily7908
    @mp-lily7908 4 роки тому +120

    Dirk/Caliborn:You actually like Caliborn. More than you like Calliope.
    Sollux/Dave: Same thing as Daverezi, but you’re gay.
    Eridan/Karkat: You genuinely believe that pity is a form of romance.
    Terezi/Nepeta: You’re a furry.
    Karkat/Terezi: You’re really freakin’ kinky.
    Eridan/Nepeta: You wanted the best for both Eridan and Nepeta.
    Aradia/Kanaya: You have a thing for goth girls.
    Aradia/Feferi: You have a thing for smart girls.
    Meenah/Aranea: You actually like Meenah.
    Damara/Cronus: You unironically think that comic about the “loser” guys and girls lusting after the popular kids but ignoring eachother is deep.

    • @mwynhau
      @mwynhau 4 роки тому +5

      Caliborn is fucking dope man Bo]

    • @possumhead2812
      @possumhead2812 4 роки тому +4

      Karkat/terezi was always my otp and I am feeling so fucking called out rn

    • @rossc.8322
      @rossc.8322 4 роки тому +2

      ...accurate

    • @barboraklepalova3886
      @barboraklepalova3886 4 роки тому

      What would be for: HIC x Colonel Sassacre?

    • @motivated2473
      @motivated2473 9 місяців тому

      I mean, pity IS a form of romance in Troll Society so xd

  • @golden_helm2608
    @golden_helm2608 4 роки тому +14

    I was waiting for something with Karkat about “your mom told you that one boy who was mean to you just had a crush on you”

  • @adeposie
    @adeposie 4 роки тому +15

    "you think vriska did everything wrong" i have NEVER been more called out in my entire life

  • @zeldasidener4330
    @zeldasidener4330 4 роки тому +76

    in honor of homestuck 2

  • @gekkonidart4677
    @gekkonidart4677 4 роки тому +232

    I want good things for eridan and that means NOT shipping him w/ fef

    • @fear_toxin
      @fear_toxin 4 роки тому +18

      YOU get it

    • @spritelady4669
      @spritelady4669 4 роки тому +28

      Agreed!
      Where my pale Karkat♦️Eridan shippers at??

    • @CR-gh5bp
      @CR-gh5bp 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you!

    • @satanikbunny
      @satanikbunny 4 роки тому +5

      @@spritelady4669 hERE, HERE.

    • @nonamenoface3654
      @nonamenoface3654 4 роки тому +12

      Eridan shouldn't have obsessed over Feferi but he is just a lonely and sad person that needs someone to love.

  • @Zukooooooooo
    @Zukooooooooo 4 роки тому +213

    Davekat: you hated what the epilogues did to Jade
    Davejade: you hated what the epilogues did to Jade, but you're also a heterosexual

    • @anon9359
      @anon9359 4 роки тому +1

      YEP.

    • @Petulant_Petrichor
      @Petulant_Petrichor 4 роки тому +7

      Why not both.gif

    • @Zukooooooooo
      @Zukooooooooo 4 роки тому +21

      @@Petulant_Petrichordavejadekat: why not both.gif..... and also you're a heterosexual

    • @Petulant_Petrichor
      @Petulant_Petrichor 4 роки тому +9

      @@Zukooooooooo I was going to be like functional poly isn't very het then I remembered straight girls way too into slash ships is a thing that exists.

    • @darkarch757
      @darkarch757 4 роки тому +37

      for me DaveJade: You believe that everything after [S] Gameover doesnt matter because it deletes years of characters we knew and replaced them with new ones that bent to fandom requests through nothing more than an instagram slideshow.

  • @xySuperManxy
    @xySuperManxy 4 роки тому +8

    JohnxRoxy: You just want the two most lovable kids to love on each other.

  • @hydeousProphecy
    @hydeousProphecy 2 роки тому +6

    So few fandoms have such likeable characters, that I can see how multiple ships can be feasible with the same person.

  • @vhscd
    @vhscd 4 роки тому +40

    only pale vrisrezi? damn where my chaotic gay rights at

  • @ambassadorfluff3083
    @ambassadorfluff3083 4 роки тому +23

    you've stepped on cursed territory. i pray for your safety

  • @teadrinkerthe8th25
    @teadrinkerthe8th25 4 роки тому +19

    God the Solfef one killed me. And I don’t even ship it.

  • @Light-ro5bp
    @Light-ro5bp 4 роки тому +30

    I love reading comments and seeing everyone accepting how accurate this is

    • @fairyjuggalo8368
      @fairyjuggalo8368 4 роки тому +1

      Dude. Whats ur class-
      Im the mage of light lol

    • @Light-ro5bp
      @Light-ro5bp 4 роки тому +1

      Maid of Light bro, we are kinning Vriska tonight

    • @fairyjuggalo8368
      @fairyjuggalo8368 4 роки тому +1

      @@Light-ro5bp lmao- wait maid of light? Joey Claire is that u-

    • @charadreemur8884
      @charadreemur8884 3 роки тому

      ooh nice light players. and a fellow mage :D

  • @user-dd4jo9zd9d
    @user-dd4jo9zd9d 3 роки тому +7

    My favorite part about these videos is that I know absolutely nothing about the franchises they're based off of, so when I rewatch them I get the exact same amount of enjoyment as the first time because I have the exact same amount of understanding of what is going on.

  • @carleneeverett7760
    @carleneeverett7760 4 роки тому +21

    This dude made me realize I have a serious enemies to friends to lovers problem

  • @Rayneworld
    @Rayneworld 4 роки тому +17

    "You think Vriska did some things wrong"
    okay, got me

  • @florakores
    @florakores 4 роки тому +54

    My current relationship is literally just daverezi and I’m not even mad

    • @GeneTonics
      @GeneTonics 4 роки тому +2

      It was the only ship I low key cared about

    • @chaseevans3529
      @chaseevans3529 4 роки тому +4

      They were honestly great.
      I still can't look at a picture of a blond kid and not picture him with sunglasses
      I'm kind of disappointed in myself but it was a great bit in the story

  • @leonidaz171
    @leonidaz171 4 роки тому +17

    "Oh no. Your NOT drawing another shipping grid, dude"

  • @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420
    @kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420 4 роки тому +7

    About the dave/jade thing
    Idk whether I ship them platonically or not
    But hell they've got such an adorable dynamic
    To hell with the shipping chart, Jade trying her hardest to be cool and ironic and Dave being like "hell yeah good job you're doing great" is the cutest thing

    • @shmaneyok
      @shmaneyok Рік тому

      sorry 4 replying to a dead comment LOL but i think i ship them platonically. jade & davesprite's relationship showed that they would not have worked out, even if dave & davesprite are separate people. but i feel the same that their dynamic is just so so so sweet and cute

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 4 роки тому +70

    When someone sticks a gun to my head and asks my favorite Homestuck ships I can now say "I don't know, maybe: Con Heir and Vrishkan?" Allowing me to survive the encounter despite knowing nothing about Homestuck.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 4 роки тому +17

      The correct response is Nic Cage/Rufio. Wait, that's just crack pairings.
      Yes, Rufio specifically. Not Dante Basco.

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 4 роки тому +33

      ... unless the person is against vriska, in which case play it really, really safe and canon. i suggest rosemary because i love and support these two slightly pretentious and highly fashionable lesbians

    • @Dragoryu3000
      @Dragoryu3000 4 роки тому +27

      Answering with Con Heir and Vriskan might make them pull the trigger

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 4 роки тому +7

      @@Dragoryu3000 from what I understand, I will probably be pulling that risk with any answer but if I don't answer they will *definitely* shoot, so I am taking that gamble.

    • @baileythewitchofvoid8784
      @baileythewitchofvoid8784 4 роки тому +15

      @@tyrant-den884 Take Greta's advice and go with Rosemary. It's widely accepted and doesn't include controversial characters like Eridan or Vriska

  • @wonderterror1541
    @wonderterror1541 4 роки тому +22

    I've just realized that he sounds exactly like the "two bros chillin in a hot tub" guy, its uncanny

  • @batsandroses
    @batsandroses 4 роки тому +33

    you really didnt have to come for me like that with the vriskan one but here we are

  • @roryschussler
    @roryschussler 4 роки тому +174

    Dirk X Kanaya
    You don't actually ship this, you just enjoy trolling people who care about canon validity.

    • @lara8866
      @lara8866 4 роки тому +43

      come to think of it i could possibly ship them pale because they'd get along so well discussing the struggle of being raging homosexuals lmaoo

    • @charadreemur8884
      @charadreemur8884 3 роки тому +6

      @@lara8866 :0000
      that. could be brilliant. i will keep this thought for later.

    • @arcticwolflover263
      @arcticwolflover263 2 роки тому

      @@lara8866 hs^2 basically ruined any chance for dirk and kanaya to get along

  • @xenan7889
    @xenan7889 4 роки тому +250

    John x Terenzi: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being stuck in a car while seeing your best friend slowly dying of blood loss and poison.
    Only people that read the epilogue will get this

    • @morfcck
      @morfcck 4 роки тому +27

      i am fucking TERRIFIED of the epilogues now w h a t t h e f u c k

    • @gorg7837
      @gorg7837 4 роки тому +23

      C T do not worry, it can gets _WORSE_ than that in the epilogues.

    • @chaseevans3529
      @chaseevans3529 4 роки тому +16

      The epilogue pisses me off a bit because in one john dies and in the other he's a sad boi and also I need to know what the fuck happened with that bastard Dirk

    • @valthepal4065
      @valthepal4065 4 роки тому +5

      @@chaseevans3529 just read hs 2 lmao

    • @chaseevans3529
      @chaseevans3529 4 роки тому +4

      @@valthepal4065 I am. I didn't know it was a thing until a few days ago lol

  • @cruellykawaii
    @cruellykawaii 4 роки тому +74

    this is a god damn masterpiece. put this in the moma

  • @ComedicGaming1
    @ComedicGaming1 4 роки тому +5

    How DARE you call precious Calliope a MONSTER you MONSTER

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 4 роки тому +13

    Gamzee/Vriska, because maybe they’ll be too busy with eachother to make anyone else’s life a nightmare

  • @ColonelSnivy
    @ColonelSnivy 4 роки тому +30

    the funny thing is all the vriska stans absolutely hate tavris

    • @chaseevans3529
      @chaseevans3529 4 роки тому +5

      I hated it only because Vriska was mean to him and I think he deserved better....but I also love both of them
      Idk I kinda ship it but I also kinda don't...??

    • @g0d_cat
      @g0d_cat 4 роки тому +7

      it’s cause it’s abusive,
      any vriska or tav stan with a brain wouldn’t ship it lol

  • @amandanajwa6866
    @amandanajwa6866 4 роки тому +5

    I will forever honor the moments you say "who wouldn't want nepeta to be happy" yes. Justice for nepeta

  • @stevielambert2552
    @stevielambert2552 4 роки тому +59

    1:56 "Stridercest"
    FBI OPEN UP

  • @martaooooo1909
    @martaooooo1909 4 роки тому +19

    How DARE you be this goddamn accurate

  • @mirandomkitty6772
    @mirandomkitty6772 4 роки тому +11

    Dammit, my JohnRoxy isn't here

    • @chaseevans3529
      @chaseevans3529 4 роки тому +4

      it's ok my Jhon×Terezi ins here either 😢
      John×Roxy in heart and John×Terezi in Spade that's it, that's all I want lol

  • @pogchamp3156
    @pogchamp3156 4 роки тому +7

    a lot of these could also alternatively be chalked up to "You relate too much to x and you want to hug y"

    • @ethaeth7650
      @ethaeth7650 3 роки тому

      Or "You want [insert character] to be happy"

  • @burninglessons
    @burninglessons 4 роки тому +79

    Dirkjohn: you literally just want Dirk to be happy, that’s it

    • @ferrisdayward8232
      @ferrisdayward8232 4 роки тому +1

      адепт ктулху I don’t remember that at all?? But it’s been a while since I read Homestuck...

    • @taeunaosei9107
      @taeunaosei9107 4 роки тому +4

      @@ferrisdayward8232 I think they're talking about the epilogues??

    • @slutforpotetoes2993
      @slutforpotetoes2993 4 роки тому +12

      @@taeunaosei9107 and remember the epilogue is like the middle child that nobody likes and we would all love to forget about

    • @taeunaosei9107
      @taeunaosei9107 4 роки тому +6

      @@slutforpotetoes2993 Absolutely! I would love to erase them from my memory, but I've been forever tainted by Barack Obama x Dirk! (This is cry for hel-)

    • @loregoblin3854
      @loregoblin3854 4 роки тому +18

      every time anyone says "[homestuck character] is [something from the epilogues]" I die a little more. no they're not... the epilogues basically destroy each character and rebuild them from spare parts, all stitched together to resemble fanon. and not even the fanon that people liked.
      what reeeeeeeeeeeeally sucks is that, if you stop reading at the end of homestuck and go no further, anything that anyone could ever mention about the epilogues seems totally alien, like, downright unrecognizable. but so many people are so entrenched in all the additional content that they're just like "no, but dirk is like this" or "that's a decision that rose made" or "jade acts like this" as though they always have acted this way, or as if any of it makes sense. at the very least it can be assumed that, in a lot of people's minds, whatever the characters used to be is well and truly scrapped. press f to pay respects cuz they're gone apparently. now the hip new thing is everybody hates themselves, each other, or their lives... possibly all of those things at once!
      like, sorry, I'm in a bit of a mood here, but tbh this is exactly why I hated the epilogues from moment one. I _knew_ that eventually whatever development was the most recently revealed, would start to eclipse everything else. now it feels like you can't get away with enjoying a character without someone popping in and being like "but in the epilogues they [out-of-character detail that I hate]" as if I'm wrong. now if I imagine any of these characters or their lives in a way that is any more charitable than what the epilogues did to them, my perception is apparently less legitimate because I don't have """canon""" validation. homestuck should've just ended.

  • @woodfur00
    @woodfur00 4 роки тому +23

    You're the hero our divided fandom needs in these trying times.

  • @frostiessodaproduction
    @frostiessodaproduction 4 роки тому +13

    GamTav "You ideal date involves being stupid together"
    It's true, it's fun being stupid together in public.

  • @yagamigirl
    @yagamigirl 4 роки тому +28

    I've never read Homestuck, but I agree with the last one.

    • @frillyres
      @frillyres 4 роки тому

      do it. I dare you.

  • @lara8866
    @lara8866 4 роки тому +10

    homestuck is the only fandom in which you can ship people as enemies, as friends or as enemies with one person who resolves the conflict.

  • @platannapipidae9621
    @platannapipidae9621 Рік тому +2

    i love the jadekat joke. i'm rewatching now for the 100th time solely for this moment.

  • @NashiEmilie
    @NashiEmilie 4 роки тому +7

    1:33 HONEYMAID ?
    HONEYMAID REALLY ?
    I rather call it
    /apocalisp/

  • @Alex-mu6sm
    @Alex-mu6sm 4 роки тому +8

    You missed Dirk x Caliborn!!!! The galaxy brain ship!

    • @subekyuuke
      @subekyuuke 2 роки тому

      You think Metamo Re:born is MMJ's best commissioned song. So much so that you're listening to it right now.

  • @QMQ-WyW
    @QMQ-WyW 4 роки тому +103

    1:57 Is that mean we are getting a "What Your Favorite Hetalia Ship Says About You" someday??

    • @duncanallaire2392
      @duncanallaire2392 4 роки тому +18

      It's a really short video, it's just a still shot of a yaoi paddle next to the entire cast

    • @deathsecretary2055
      @deathsecretary2055 4 роки тому +4

      @@duncanallaire2392 There are some straight ships, too. And I heard there are some lesbian ships in the web comic.

    • @analyticaltomato
      @analyticaltomato 4 роки тому +1

      Duncan Allaire my man, the Love Live video only had lesbian ships, I’m pretty sure Hetalia wouldn’t be such a big sacrifice
      I mean, I know the fandom is infamous for the Yaoi shipping, but there is so much more than that

    • @nittygritty7034
      @nittygritty7034 4 роки тому +2

      You ship PrussiaXHungary
      You're a morosexual

    • @roromi9843
      @roromi9843 4 роки тому +2

      im down for a hetalia vid tbh

  • @enviisyk
    @enviisyk 3 роки тому +5

    neprezi: you're a "scenecore" kid

  • @ryanbarham8464
    @ryanbarham8464 4 роки тому +5

    Honeymaid: You think Vriska did everything wrong.
    DAMN RIGHT I DO!!!