Part 1 - Jon Stewart Takes The Colbert Questionert
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2021
- On the eve of the premiere of his new Apple TV+ show, "The Problem with Jon Stewart," our dear friend Jon stops by and agrees to undergo Stephen Colbert's patent-pending personal survey known around the world as The Colbert Questionert. After the clip, stick around for Part 2 of this revealing deep-dive into the mind of America's newest late night comedy host. #Colbert #TheColbertQuestionert #JonStewart
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I love how whenever Jon shows up, it instantly becomes The Jon Stewart Show. He controls the horizontal. He controls the vertical. Poor Stephen becomes a guest on his own show. 😂
Couldn't agree more!
Nah. It's fully Stephens show.
Cause jon has a totally different set of kinks
Wait, this is Stephen's show? Dammit. I thought he was just filling in for David Letterman!
Stephen can't complete with all of the guest. There come a few guests who are wild like Conan and Jon, Stephen can't control them as much as he tries to not laugh at their jokes and make a bad joke himself and then laugh.
God bless Jon for his intervention during the 9/11 hearings.
God bless Jon For being unapologetically Jon Stewart 💙
Amen.
And ongoing with his pursuit of justice for veteran’s health
911 official version should be an insult to our intelligence. Yet many people bought the BS from pull it , to the air is safe to breathe .
Colbert is a wuss who been bought. Stewart kept it real and halarious on coronavirus and colbert was trying to male fun of view and stop it even in comedy. Of course coronavirus is man made and man released. You dont have to be a genius to know that.
@Ella’s Mommy cannot agree with you more!! Jon Stewart spoke, represented for these 1st responders who are now dying and need our help! He needs to run for office.
Jon - "I'm just a crazy old man off the street."😂
The scariest animal is the Capybara. No species gets along that well with so many other species without being _up_ to something...
John Oliver, is that you?
It's you....isn't it...?
But it's a giant, dog sized rat! They seem so nice!
No, it's the tarsier. No animal looks so damn terrified all the time without a seriously guilty conscience. It KNOWS it will get caught out one day...
Humans are the scariest animal
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 motive fallacy
How I've missed those random rants!!! My millennial heart is smiling.
Jon's show was for anyone who wanted to break away the bullshit of the world and laugh non-stop
@Jedii Kniight a lot of jon’s audience on the daily show were millenials it’s not that deep
@Jedii Kniight what are you so assmad about omg…i didn’t say jon was a millennial i said that a lot of his audience was. and i’m not acting like anything, i’m just stating a fact which is that millennials made up a decent amount of jons audience.
I thought millennials only feel empowered or triggered. I didn't know you types were capable of smiling. Well, you learn something new every day
@@winstonsmith8565 Yes we are human beings quite capable of feeling a full range of emotions.
But you’re OUR crazy old man off the street. Welcomed anywhere, especially at my home in Philadelphia! Love us some Jon Stewart!
Jon Batiste is a beautiful soul. Such a charming, humble and extremely talented human being. Stephen is very lucky to have found him and his band for the show.
It blows my mind. I listen to a lot of music and these dudes are just nuts at what they can do. When I first saw the Late Show I couldn’t believe it. I think they even did a Radiohead thing once? Insane
I love how Jon is debating every question like he is a politician. He's hilarious. I have missed Jon so much that I am finally getting Apple tv+ ( that I dont actually want) because of him. I will follow him to whatever platform he chooses.
@@DavidHJones I corrected it. I meant Apple tv but said prime for some reason.
Same, and now we can watch the soccer coach show too!
Wow , imagine watching TV? What are you? 100 years old? The talking geads are telling you the truth , like my granny thinks.
@@MrWatchowtnow Are U implying that I'm old?!? And don't know how to use apps?
Ah-men.
Let's give it up to the two Jon's in this video. Jon Stewart AND Jon Baptiste. Love them.
"The problem with Jon Stewart.''
To which Jon replied, "There needs to be a comma in there somewhere."
Yes, punctuation IS important.
Bear eats, shoots, and leaves.
@@Tonyhouse1168
That's a good one. See if you can punctuate this;
that that is is that that is not is not is it it is
@@richarddarlington1139 That that is is that that is not is not. Is it? It is.
How d'I do? 😁
@@richarddarlington1139
That's nothing
:) I'd prefer it to read: "The Problem", with John Stewart. I'll watch any show Mr. Stewart heads up or appears upon.
The way he plays with silence, words, & awkward moments. That guy is a genius.
One of the most articulate critical thinkers.
What would you call Albert Einstein?
That's what Jon's stand-up show should be called: A Laughter of Recognition.
OR "Just a Crazy Old Man Off The Street" timestamp 5:45
I could listen to these two all night!
@Jorge Briln I listen to funny, intelligent and insightful people. Not "woke", race baiting trolls.
Jon was spot on in his assessment of cats. Spot on.
@@Surge1077 Yes, but importantly, they are cute, cuddly lil killing machines. Soft kitty, warm kitty...
I say it often but: how good is Jon Batiste? love that dude...
Very talented
We can't never say it enough lol. Jon Batiste is just a beacon of light and hope in this dark world
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thumbs up for spelling his name correctly.
He's such a lovely bloke!
No surprise hands-down the best Colbert questionnaire answers in the history of the world and I’m sure that title will always stand with Sir John Stewart we don’t even have to go past the first “sandwich” question and conversation that followed to know that this was freaking epic.🥪
*questionnert
"You know what I just realized? I'm just a crazy old man off the street." Killed me that did.
Don't insult him with the "Sir" crap then. He's an American and we don't do monarchy nor bend the knee to a ring.
@@PhoenixProdLLC triggered much? 🤭
@@PhoenixProdLLC you damn right! We bend on both knees and blow the orange clown!! MAGA 2020 AND FOREVER!!!
When I heard Jon was having a show on Apple TV, I instantly went “papa?!” like Trevor Noah did. He’s just the goat.. nobody else comes close when it comes to political comedy.
Enjoy political comedy while we can. Because when the Fascist Party of America takes over, they will all be imprisoned , poisoned or fall off high buildings.
George Carlin and Lewis Black are nothing to sneeze at.
@@roni6215 do you mean trump's flying monkeys?
European here....genuinely wondering.
@@kateoc8 The orange maroons's flying monkeys ? Wish I wasn't American.
Jon will make fun of both sides unlike the dying pathetic MSM lying ass wipes
Finally! Numbering on the multipart interviews. Thank you so much!
Unfortunately, I suspect it's a one-off, because both parts are not only the same guest, but the same topic, as well.
I’m so glad Jon Stewart is going to have a regular show. Nobody does it better! Welcome back! #greatnews!
John Batiste is the patron saint of good vibes… cannot not smile when you see him at his element or any other time because he is love and we love him!!! 🙌🏻❤️🙌🏻
He's annoying
@@JoeLaFon3 annoyingly AWESOME! 👊🏻
Stay mad, or learn to cope
Either way he's still winning
while you're still anonymous, whining on UA-cam @@JoeLaFon3
This made me chuckle as he IS named after St. John the Baptist and just... imagining a saint named after another saint. Like you were named after a saint and then you grew up to become one- do you become St. St. John the Baptist or like, St. John Baptist II or..?
@@tairneanaich 😂😂😂 you never know
You gotta love Jon's sandwichological commentary.
Isn't the term "sandwitchcraft"?
Sandwichology could be an entire seminar in itself:
"The Reuben: Corned Beef vs. Pastrami; Mustard vs. Russian Dressing; Coleslaw vs. Kraut: A Discussion"... "The Semiotics of the Monte Cristo"... "The French Dip: Neither French Nor Dip? An In-Depth Debate"
@@Lucius1958 🤣🤣🤣
@@Lucius1958 well played 🤣🤣
@@Lucius1958 OK hats off my dude this is now one of my favorite comments.
Could you imagine Jon working at a deli?: WHAT! YOU CAN'T ORDER THAT! The ratio is OFF!
When you work in the deli, you get to determine the ratio. I know this from experience, age 16. There was a required ingredient weight limit that was well below the proper ratio. With pride in my work, and love for my customers, I ignored it. Return customers learned I made the best sandwiches in the store. I got fired at the end of the summer. The store owner was not a fan of the Jon Stewart Sandwich Ratio.
@@UkeCan1 You and Jon could open a store together! Love your story.
@@UkeCan1 Yaaaas!!!... When someone asked for black olives, store policy was 4 per 6" to start & customer is supposed to ask for more (adding same amount each time). I am like wtf to the sammich nazi = If someone wants olives, they wanna TASTE em so OF COURSE they want more than that (policy seemed just plain rude)... I also didn't last long in the biz. If Jon starts a deli -🥪🌯🌮🥙🍔 I will definitely be there !!! 🥰
@@BlairMountainNetwork It's all "profit over people" with these business owners. But ultimately, if you're treating your customers like your own personal piggy bank, how successful of a business do you really expect to maintain? The food is really a tiny part of the cost of a food business anyway. So why would you behave like the orphanage owner in Oliver Twist instead of providing a quality product to the people who fund your business?
I feel like it took a minute for Colbert to recover from the “have you ever had a sandwich Stephen?” Quip. Then Jon says that fish aren’t animals lmao
That was the best verbal butt sex thing I’ve ever seen
Quite strange actually since Jon is vegan. He knows that sea creatures are animals.
I honestly can't tell if Jon is doing a bit or he's just an overthinker who really deconstructs every question he's asked.
yes.
@@vforwombat9915 you were 33rd like when you replied 33 minutes ago and have 3 comments..33333….starting the repeating numbers first thing this morning lol
Yes.
Both.
Both. Both is good.
"Liked just for Jon"
"But which Jon?"
"Yes."
The band leader of course
@@chalabiste8300 But which band leader?
I could listen to Jon talk about sandwiches for hours!
I miss Jon Stewart so much… the Daily Show with him was just incredible. I discovered this show shortly before 9/11 and his first show after this event was one of the most moving and raw and authentic scenes I have ever watched, and never stopped watching until he left. Truly unparalleled talent, I can't wait to see what he's been up to and am so glad he's back.
God I missed Jon Stewart so much. I had a wonderful high school government teacher who would play clips of the Daily Show in class and ever since then I've been a huge fan. The man has a way with words, and I couldn't possibly agree with his sentiments about pickles in sandwiches more.
We must have had the same teacher :)
Ok so where do I register for Prof Stewart´s “The Art of the American Sandwich 101” class?
is David Brooks on sabbatical?
@@jedinxf7 what the hell is this David Brooks?
He said it, and it WAS a laughter of recognition: cats ARE killing machines. >>rubbing the scarred ankles
A masterclass in comedy. The word choice. The delivery. Jon
Jon is hysterical. Funny, while vacillating between truth and comedy. He is a very serious man with a covering of comedy. Certainly miss him daily, although his continuing work on behalf of first responders of 9/11 is so very important.
Just seeing Jon Stewart come on the screen makes me smile! We need more of him these days.
Jon is back in I'm On TV mode because he's wearing a tie. He doesn't look like he actually lives under Stephen's desk
Under Stephen's what?!!
Man! Did I read that wrong!
@@richarddarlington1139 thanks for pointing it out, fixed it
Wait! What did it say before? 🤔😂
@@lisaortiz635 I wanna know too
@@richarddarlington1139 it's a running bit on the show. Jon would always emerge from under Steve's desk.
I love the coffee stain on the right shoulder of Jon's shirt. I can now proudly wear all of my food and/or beverage-stained shirts to work! If it's good enough for millions of viewers of Stewart on Colbert, it's good enough for my co-workers.
I think It's makeup! When Stephen hugged him, his face touched John's shoulder.
Coffee stain has a deep feel to it, so my hopes and dreams are for ☕ stain!!!
I have had a Crush on Jon Stuart for 30years... His Indepth analysis of a Worthy Sandwich just Deepened My Love for Him 💖
This Cat Thing can be Overridden.
My cat waits for my dog to walk by so she can leap on him from a chair, all while hissing and growling. My dog would agree that cats are the scariest animal.
he can't help it. he just speaks the truth. and it's usually funny.
AGREED.
Yes! unlike the clown Steven
@@firedog451 ...says a clown.
@@TheRealJayGatto
Yep, he’s a clown alright. Didn’t you see his pathetic vaccine dance?
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 They’re isn’t enough of then on my keyboard to match his pathetic behavior
Glad to see Jon talking on the important things in life. Sandwich bread ratios are import.
Finally!!! A "Part 1/Part 2" in the titles of a multi-part interview! Yay!!!
That cat answer is so TRUE!! lol
Jon Baptiste rocked the heck outta that performance Central Park stage Global Citizen 2021
I love this band. I wish Stephen would pick a band member per week to chat with as he does with Jon. Not to take anything away from the fabulous Jon Batist. Just give one week per month to highlight a band member.
I would also really enjoy that!
For real!
after all these years of Colbert Questionert, you'd think his "friends" would have seen it and be prepared for these questions.
Cats are serious killers.😂
It's like when your divorced parents talk for 5 minutes when they switch custody... Maybe Comedy Daddies will get back together? * crosses fingers *
They never divorced... they just evolved into friends with benefits.
Jon has been an “executive producer” of The Late Show since Stephen took over. He’s never gone away. He’s been in the background raking in the cash since the beginning.
And maybe crazy uncle J. Oliver will keep living in my (brain) attic…?
@@Markle2k "..raking in the cash...".
And your credible source for that is...?
@@PhoenixProdLLC Would the end credits be credible enough for you? Jon and Stephen have been listed as Executive Producers since Episode 1 in 2015. The one with George Clooney and Jeb Bush and Mavis Staples. Tom Purcell who is also a writer, and Meredith Bennett were also credited as such. Ms. Bennett had been EP on the Colbert Report and did it for the first two episodes of the new show and one the following week. Tom Purcell is credited on about half of the episodes. Starting in 2016, Chris Licht has been sharing that title most regularly. I was going to just share an IMDB link, but apparently the LSSC channel has links in comments turned off and my comment was insta-deleted.
The job of the Executive Producer is to rake in the cash and make sure everybody gets paid, but they are first at the trough. They are at the top of the food chain for hiring and production. They arrange strategic partnerships with other productions. They will occasionally be the ones negotiating with movie studio promotion departments to get the top cast on their show first. You see the host bring out a product in a sponsored spot, that was the Executive Producer's office that negotiated that.
Jon Stewart--Still my favourite crazy old man off the street. :)
Stephen... HAVE YOU HAD A SANDWICH??
Laughter of recognition!! 😂😂
My God, he’s funny. So much more so when he’s been bottling it all up for years.
"I'm a crazy old man off the street."
Yes, Jon, we figured that out last time you were on this show.
And that's why they invented razors, to help shave off the crazy 😁😁😁
Yeah, are we just supposed to forget Jon's ridicule of scientists and the scientific method from his last appearance? 🤷♂️
@@zen1647 He did not. But you are not very smart
"It can't be animals from the sea"
"Animals in the sea are still animals Jon"
I think he is making the point that people don't view fish as animals and treat them worse. Fishing for example, no one raises an eye brow, but if you would use a fish rod to catch birds or other land animals, then people would react.
Finally someone laid out the perfect sandwich science. Thank you Jon
Jon Stewart would make a great US president that the entire world would admire.
He is too good to be a US president.
Then you don't understand anything he's done.
Gross.
he would NEVER
Having a United States President connected to reality enough to know he is a crazy old man would be just what we need to bring us out of the present dark age and into a great new civilization.
The best sandwich is one made by someone else. Everyone knows that.
sammich.
Tell that to Dagwood.
So they got through the first two questions in 8 minutes. 😄😁🤣
"I just realized I'm a crazy old man off the street." I'm on the floor.....
My rabbit agrees 100% that the most terrifying animal is a cat.
Poor rabbit :)
My cat gave my little sister & brother’s bunny a heart attack; just jumped onto the blanket they were playing with it on & it keeled over dead. They still talk about it & it was 40 years ago… 😬
@@lisaortiz635 Awww!!!
I used to have a rabbit who, on separate occasions, kicked 3 different cats in the face. The other rabbits were all afraid of cats.
@@tedcoop4392 Did you mean to say the cats were afraid of the rabbit?
If I don't get to know where Jon gets his suits, I swear to God. I just. Swear. To. God. 😭
What suit. He’s not even wearing a jacket!
I think the “Jon” in question here is Jon Batiste, not Jon Stewart.
bespoke maybe?
@@poltronafrau Batiste, not Stewart 😌
We had a cat leave us "offerings" on our front door mat. Hilarious.
I lost it when he said “have you had a sandwich?!”
God, I love Jon. His humor is absolutly hilarious.
I've been saying for years that cats ARE indeed the most dangerous animal... They hunt to kill, and play with their prey before killing it, but they don't even have to hunt, because we feed them everyday. They do it for fun. Scary, right?
Sounds like those bipedal animals, Maybe they are the most dangerous animals? Just a thought.
@@writerconsidered No, you're thinking of 'The Most Dangerous Game'.
@@Mr._Sandman I don't know that reference but I was talking about humans.
@@writerconsidered The Most Dangerous Game is a story about a person hunting other people.
Favorite sandwich: Yes (summed up) 😂
I forget sometimes how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jon Stewart and have since late 80’s MTV days!!! He has become the voice that makes more sense than the government of today!! I think he has aged so much because he has literally taken on the depth of the stories he brings forth. Politics are so horrible filled with lies and deceit.
Maybe we should all take a breath and realize we're the crazy person on the street.
While Jon Batiste obviously always looks sharp AF, that blue suit is especially dapper. That there is a man who knows how to rock a suit like no other! 😁💜
Jon's outfits and amazing sense of style are genuinely a highlight of every episode, for me -- not even kidding 😁
Lmao,Jon is me answering ANY question
thank you for labeling these Part 1, Part 2 ...
please consider doing so for all interviews that are divided into segments ...
I was going to say the scariest animal is a felid. A stalking, stealthy, knives-for-hands death machine. Then JS comes right out and defines why we should be terrified by the micro-death-machines we voluntarily invite into our homes XD
He should've just said "taco" and been done with it.
They are definitely the scariest sandwiches in the ocean.
The threat of “ocean tacos” keeps me up at night!
I love, love, love Jon Stewart!! I too, am against pumas in the garage. 🤣🤣🤣
When I heard his answer to favorite sandwich I knew this would not only be the best Colbert Questionaire but also a multi part saga
Just about to click off and go to bed.. and this popped up .. so of course ... sleep can wait !
😃
HALLELUJAH! You guys finally numbered your video clips. I'd like to think my incessant ranting pushed you over. Thank you.
My man talks about a sandwich like he talks about the economy 😂
Thank you for numbering these!
Jon Stewart revolutionised late-night talk TV, great to see he's coming back
I love Jon Stewart so much. He never ceases to make me smile and laugh. I have the utmost respect for him and his new show is awesome.
So funny re-watching; Jon will be back on the Daily Show in Feb. 2024. YESSSSSSSSSS.
By far the best Questionert that's ever been done. My sides just flew past the Hubble telescope.
This Jon Stewart guy should have his own TV show. He's THAT good.
He did till 5 years ago. I agree with you. 100%.
Omg this is the most epic Q&A ever, the man is naturally hilarious
John needs more credit for being an important part of our generation. Just hearing his voice makes me smile.
Jon Baptist never disappoints. what a human. thank you for sharing.
Well we have indoor cats so no mice but my rescue cat will find this soft rubber spiky ball toy that will be missing for months until one day... it ends up on my pillow.
Growing up we had this fluffy orange tabby type who was the most relaxed layabout cat you've ever met, while in the house. We saw him a few times outside and it was like a Jekyll and Hyde act as that tabby was 100% killing machine, no bird was safe.
😂😂😂 I had one of those too. He would bring me presents; even a poor snake!
What's an indoor cat? Are they not meant to be outside?
I really don’t like when people hate on cats. There’s enough people who will abuse them without public figures labeling them in such a negative way. I had outdoor cats as a child. Some more bigger hunters than others. Some of them just lazed around outside? As an adult, I’ve always kept my cats indoors for their safety and for the critters outside. Most places, I’ve had a screened in lanai so they can get a taste of the outdoors without being outside. I have a glass front door and I feed squirrels and birds on my front porch. The cats have a fabulous time watching them, but there’s no harm to anyone. Sometimes the squirrels even taunt them by coming right up to the door. I don’t think these cats would know what to do if they were outside and they seem perfectly content. My cats overall have been such loving animals.
Thank you for putting Part 1 and Part 2 on these videos, it legitimately will help thousands!
Im a chef and this is the best conversation about sandwiches I have ever witnessed
Jon is correct regarding the
Bread to Meat/Toppings Ratio 💯
😂
OMFG how I've missed him! Even his random old man rants are hilarious.
I am surprised the Philly term "hoagie" is going mainstream over "sub".
Grew up in Utah and my family called them hoagies. I have no clue why.
💗 *_Jon Stewart!_** I miss his TV presence so much - - but *He's doing important work with the veterans, & 9/11 EMS* He's putting his heart and soul into it. So great to see him lending himself to this cause that needs to be kept in the spotlight 💗 (such a shame the recent bill wasn't passed)
🙌🏽Thank You!🙌🏽For labeling Part 1 & Part 2. GIVE THAT PERSON A RAISE!!!!!!
So glad Jon Stewart is coming back, he is the best. I love how he pours over every answer. 5 minutes on best sandwich! BTW Lost In the Flood is a great answer. But stop giving cats a bad rap, they are beautiful and friendly and loving.
This "killer cat" response is bringing up a hazy memory - I'm absolutely positive years and years ago Jon had a bit on the Daily Show where an "expert" was brought in to help bring peace between cats and birds... or something to that effect. I can't remember much of the details now, but I remember my sides hurt from laughing.
MAN! I still miss watching him do the Daily.
these are the most entertaining answers to the colbert questionert i have heard so far.
Yay! You put the order of the clips!
"What's the one thing you own that you really should throw out?" - Stephen
"Everything I wear." - Jon
His shirt is literally stained on his right shoulder so ... yea I guess he just needs a new wardrobe lol kind of the perfect answer. He does sorta look like a hobo getting his life together (no disrespect)
Nothing wrong with keeping clothes till they become cloths
Thank you for finally numbering the interviews so we can watch chronological!
LMAO, Oh, I love Jon, he's just brilliant!
Honestly I’m so proud of Job Batiste that I recognized his voice in an Olive Garden commercial lol 💗
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