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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024

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  • @TabithaCatherine
    @TabithaCatherine 7 місяців тому +6732

    I once saw a clickbait side article called 'Kim K Spotted Without Arm!' and the thumbnail was Kim Kardashian at a beach, and they had Photoshopped her right arm off

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 7 місяців тому +83

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @buttkicker8512
      @buttkicker8512 7 місяців тому +171

      so she started a gofundme to help raise money to find her arm back and cashed out 5 million dollar i guess

    • @PlaySA
      @PlaySA 7 місяців тому +214

      have does kim k have one arm how could she didn't know?? XD

    • @astroblast2325
      @astroblast2325 7 місяців тому +119

      She can't keep getting away with this

    • @heidirebbecca
      @heidirebbecca 7 місяців тому +7

      LMAO

  • @bloomingallium
    @bloomingallium 7 місяців тому +26340

    “Laura’s Repulsive Husband” is my new band name

    • @sgstoner
      @sgstoner 7 місяців тому +481

      “Mug Over Egg” is mine

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 7 місяців тому +435

      Mine is "Healthy George"

    • @josephking8186
      @josephking8186 7 місяців тому +297

      "Taboolla Money"

    • @vanessaprincesssa
      @vanessaprincesssa 7 місяців тому +237

      Mine is "Horrible Distortions of Reality"

    • @spookat3909
      @spookat3909 7 місяців тому +102

      That’s actually a sick band name

  • @EarthCybebe
    @EarthCybebe 7 місяців тому +4068

    "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" Is one of my fav Game Grumps moments in history

    • @amara6341
      @amara6341 7 місяців тому +138

      i’ve been scrolling for a game grumps reference comment😭😭 let’s gooooo

    • @twochicks23
      @twochicks23 7 місяців тому +21

      Me tooooo

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 7 місяців тому +25

      Forklift simulator

    • @RustyNips
      @RustyNips 7 місяців тому +44

      I'm disappointed I had to scroll so far for this comment
      Definitely one of the best I can still hear Dan saying it
      Just as vividly as "you've docked with barry"

    • @MaeveBowral
      @MaeveBowral 7 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

  • @briannemcquillen118
    @briannemcquillen118 7 місяців тому +2274

    my favorite type of clickbait article is when they choose a celebrity, put a black-and-white filter on their picture, and say they've died. I remember shortly after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock I saw an ad saying that Will Smith had died

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog 7 місяців тому +368

      I surprised they didn’t say Chris Rock had died. Imagine slapping someone so hard that you die.

    • @sertiana2512
      @sertiana2512 7 місяців тому +24

      His carrier did though

    • @annnnxh
      @annnnxh 7 місяців тому

      Career?​@@sertiana2512

    • @Someperson12532
      @Someperson12532 7 місяців тому +8

      Don't you mean..a. Will SLAP?!

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Someperson12532 what

  • @TheKaurK
    @TheKaurK 7 місяців тому +5452

    The article that says “study reveals women are happier with ugly men” is so outrageously misleading. The actual study is about women feeing more pressure to diet if their husbands are more “attractive” by I don’t know who’s standard. The study is about the unfair pressure on women to look hot when “not as attractive” men apparently feel no pressure to look any better if their wives are “hotter”. I honestly hate whoever wrote that article’s title and framed that study that way. Ugh.

    • @whatever3145
      @whatever3145 7 місяців тому +576

      Plus it was only 115 florida residents in their late 20s. That is not a real study lmao

    • @TheKaurK
      @TheKaurK 7 місяців тому +340

      @@whatever3145 true- the sample size from that study is too small to jump to any conclusions to begin with!

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 7 місяців тому +158

      @@whatever3145
      That sounds like a real study, just a small pilot study that should lead to bigger studies.

    • @theclairewhy
      @theclairewhy 7 місяців тому +172

      when I saw the first line about the study I was immediately thinking "are women happier with uglier men or are men happier with prettier women". idk if the study went into that but it goes to show how you can easily misinterpret studies

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 7 місяців тому +15

      @@theclairewhy “Are men happier with attractive women?” I’m never happy

  • @gh0stpuppi333
    @gh0stpuppi333 7 місяців тому +653

    Idk why but “Retire in this state, see if I care” is one of the funniest things ever said

    • @the1975robbers
      @the1975robbers 4 місяці тому +6

      LITERALLY i’m sobbing over that line

  • @King.Bunny_
    @King.Bunny_ 7 місяців тому +5403

    danny still using the squishy bones joke is genuinely so funny to me, i love when creators continue something so seemingly small and simple, like it might not seem like much to most or even to the creator, but to an avid viewer its so fun and amazing

    • @wisp_ig
      @wisp_ig 7 місяців тому +67

      yesss i love that he still uses it

    • @risxra
      @risxra 7 місяців тому +288

      Same, it’s kinda like having an inside joke with your friends that you’ve had for so long that you’ve kind of forgotten how it happened and new friends have been grandfathered into it with zero context

    • @AwkwarddFoxx
      @AwkwarddFoxx 7 місяців тому +15

      what’s the squishy bones joke o.o

    • @karateparty100
      @karateparty100 7 місяців тому +137

      @@AwkwarddFoxx Watch Danny's review of the movie Scales. That's where the joke originates

    • @NbaLive4ever
      @NbaLive4ever 7 місяців тому +43

      Yeah, when this happens, it feels like an inside joke only fans of the creator would know 😂

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita 7 місяців тому +11330

    "People get OLD and GAIN WEIGHT and that's DISGUSTING and SHAMEFUL" is just so exhausting. People treating normal parts of being human as moral failings worthy of public contempt.

    • @sammyjones8279
      @sammyjones8279 7 місяців тому +390

      I feel like a lot of it is randomly generated - it sorta just goes "you won't believe that this {insert person here} is actually {insert unfair societal expectation or shame here}!!! 🤯" Like, it's just using prejudices to gain attention, either from people who actually think like that or from people who find it gross

    • @thatbrazilianreader752
      @thatbrazilianreader752 7 місяців тому +263

      Like people are doing to Adriana Lima. She's a gorgeous woman, but she's different from what she looked like when she was sixteen and apparently people think it's disgusting.

    • @treeofrage7622
      @treeofrage7622 7 місяців тому +35

      @@thatbrazilianreader752 I think people just don't like her makeup and eyebrows beacus it makes her look plastic, so people assume shes had plastic surgery. The pics of her without makeup on look totally normal.

    • @erikamohrmann7986
      @erikamohrmann7986 7 місяців тому +123

      No kidding! I’m so annoyed about the extreme aversion to getting old, as people do. Ridiculous how we can’t just love what is natural, especially in a world that’s getting increasingly conscious about not imposing unhealthy beauty standards in weight.

    • @WillL-ct7vv
      @WillL-ct7vv 7 місяців тому +1

      E

  • @Confused_Mista
    @Confused_Mista 7 місяців тому +439

    I clicked one of these ad titled "Eat this fruit to heal Alzheimer", it shows and image of a tomato getting fingered and when I clicked it, a website opened and apparently they sell soy milk

  • @chlorineii
    @chlorineii 7 місяців тому +2570

    I actually remember the "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" article being really popular back in like 2015ish. I was in the Mystic Messenger fandom in 2016/17ish, and there was a big joke of "Does Jumin Han is Gay?" and I can only assume that came from the Bruno article (or game grumps reading the Bruno article lol)

    • @SamIsPoole
      @SamIsPoole 7 місяців тому

      I was so surprised to see Jumin Han’s name in Danny Gonzalez’s comment section lmao

    • @badumbum71
      @badumbum71 7 місяців тому +94

      I was wondering if anyone else was going to say this lmao

    • @FishGup
      @FishGup 7 місяців тому +113

      Lol I remember that, it was everywhere on Tumblr. Never finished MM, sadly. I needed my sleep too much 😢

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised 7 місяців тому +68

      game grumps

    • @pinkiepielunagirls4541
      @pinkiepielunagirls4541 7 місяців тому +60

      oh my god mystic messenger i'd totally forgotten about that game. i never played it but i knew people who were huge fans

  • @ongiiee
    @ongiiee 7 місяців тому +15376

    i need a “Laura’s repulsive husband” shirt.

  • @bunnywatchesstuff
    @bunnywatchesstuff 7 місяців тому +562

    That ugly man study is pure garbage. Who is surprised that a relationship is better when the participants are nice and giving to each other? They assumed that the men are extra nice because they're "ugly" instead of literally any other reason why a man might be nice to their partner. Not to mention 113 couples is too small a sample size and attractiveness is not a measurable metric. It's disappointing how these kinds of "studies" gain traction when they've proven nothing.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 6 місяців тому +28

      That's the sad reality of studies. It's hard to definitively prove an objective statement, but it's easy to appeal to confirmation bias

    • @stellamariss3335
      @stellamariss3335 6 місяців тому +11

      Yeah Often studies are simply just small studies done that really show no significant observation but they trick people into thinking it by giving the statistics which don’t actually mean anything without all the info. I took a statistics class and I learned even how I have been mislead before by data. 😅

    • @GrainneSheridan
      @GrainneSheridan 5 місяців тому +21

      It seems to me like it’s a “study” meant to say to men “it doesn’t matter what you look like!” But to women “if you’re not pretty enough, or at least prettier than your boyfriend/husband and your relationship fails, it’s your fault”

    • @GrainneSheridan
      @GrainneSheridan 5 місяців тому +5

      @@stellamariss3335 100% of people are right handed! … In this study… of one person… that’s just me…

    • @SwedePotato314
      @SwedePotato314 4 місяці тому +6

      The study was more based on how women feel more pressure to diet and how they worry more when the husband is more conventionally attractive versus men having a hotter wife and those men feeling 0 need to diet or appear more attractive to be in the same bracket as her. The study was being completely misconstrued as well. Not saying it or any study is perfect I’m just saying it wasn’t the intention of the study or the hypothesis they were trying to test.

  • @annellora
    @annellora 7 місяців тому +1283

    Mark this day in your calendars, "does Bruno Mars is gay" has officialy entered the Dannyverse lore

    • @GayHaruspex
      @GayHaruspex 7 місяців тому +62

      From one Danny to another

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 7 місяців тому +30

      how do we do, fellow lovelies!

  • @CookieJarOfficial
    @CookieJarOfficial 7 місяців тому +23616

    danny HATES DREW for this one simple trick…

    • @heatheretaithaha
      @heatheretaithaha 7 місяців тому +222

      the one time ill agree with danny

    • @enzo_gabriel3964
      @enzo_gabriel3964 7 місяців тому +101

      ​@@heatheretaithaha...what

    • @vitaminwater9662
      @vitaminwater9662 7 місяців тому +77

      a decade later and y'all still do the same joke over and over

    • @CookieJarOfficial
      @CookieJarOfficial 7 місяців тому

      @@vitaminwater9662yes

    • @koffinkiss
      @koffinkiss 7 місяців тому +665

      ​@@vitaminwater9662 that is not the same joke dude😭 the joke is not just simply mentioning both Drew and Danny in the same sentence

  • @jaybarton3316
    @jaybarton3316 2 місяці тому +57

    when i was like 12 i clicked on a clickbait ad that said something along the lines of “eat this one fruit to lose 30 lbs a day” and it made me watch an un-fastforwardable video for 2 hours where the guy kept saying “in just a second when i tell you the fruit….” every 10 minutes and i gave up because it was 3 am and haven’t clicked a clickbait article since

    • @yeonheelee5702
      @yeonheelee5702 Місяць тому

      ugh I know exactly what you're talking about, except the one I watched was smth about dieting.

    • @ember13dp
      @ember13dp 28 днів тому +2

      I’ve seen the exact same tactic used for “Men will fall for you if you know this one trick” and then they will supposedly tell you the trick in just a minute but then keep talking about nonsense in circles.

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality 7 місяців тому +1366

    that actually was a genuinely good serious criticism of that USF study. they used a far too narrow sample (only young texans?? almost only white couples?) and their raters have no reason to be trusted as an authority on this topic, nor are they a sample of everyday folks (most people do not have college degrees, most people would never even consider going to a private methodist university, the ages of the raters will inevitably skew very young, both of these colleges are PWIs in the south)

    • @CocoLicious
      @CocoLicious 7 місяців тому

      Opinions of scientists aren't research! This study just says "Men that are deemed less attractive than their wives by this very few employees of university X seem to be kinder"

    • @StarBoundAngel
      @StarBoundAngel 7 місяців тому +193

      Not to mention. It had correlational findings not causation.

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 7 місяців тому +82

      Like, what a shockingly small and limited study!

    • @roxyhasyoutube
      @roxyhasyoutube 7 місяців тому +23

      *fsu, but yes i agree! def a skewed study lol i was hoping the school i go to is a bit better than that but oh well it happens yk (usf is uni of south florida also)

    • @shivanihdesai
      @shivanihdesai 7 місяців тому +86

      And they were all in their 20s + recently married. How are you gonna come up with "advice" for all couples that is based on such short relationships ?

  • @bookishmime6329
    @bookishmime6329 7 місяців тому +1752

    People who are shocked by green gummy bears clearly never organized their gummies by flavor and appearance to eat them in the best possible order

    • @accuratejaney8140
      @accuratejaney8140 7 місяців тому +159

      My sibling says it's literally on the package that the green gummy bears are strawberry flavour

    • @raeallizae6139
      @raeallizae6139 7 місяців тому +18

      @@accuratejaney8140”my sibling” 😂 so formal wtf 😂😂

    • @gabbyblanchard
      @gabbyblanchard 7 місяців тому +178

      ​@@raeallizae6139 their sibling could be nonbinary, dude. i have a friend who calls her sibling her "sib" because they use they/them pronouns. it's not as weird as you're making it seem

    • @oxytociniv404
      @oxytociniv404 7 місяців тому +23

      real, ive always known green gummies are strawberry sometimes. if you prefer gummy candy i feel like its common knowledge 😅

    • @Xxth3_murder5cenexX
      @Xxth3_murder5cenexX 7 місяців тому +17

      this feels weird as fuck cause im from mexico where the most common gummy bear brand is panditas and now im starting to doubt if they're strawberry flavored as well D:

  • @sophs6194
    @sophs6194 7 місяців тому +131

    my fav clickbait articles are the ones on UA-cam. i’ve gotten so many articles about “the benefits of viagra”. millions of dollars invested into suggestive advertising and they can’t figure out i’m an 18 yr old female.

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 6 місяців тому +9

      Viagra can be used for menstrual cramps.

    • @sophs6194
      @sophs6194 6 місяців тому +18

      @@roxassora2706 huh, the more yk i guess.

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 6 місяців тому +9

      @@sophs6194 Yeah. But the excuse they used for the study being published is "the funding wasn't there".

    • @distantignition
      @distantignition 14 днів тому

      But does you already have cancer?

  • @SALMON_salmon897
    @SALMON_salmon897 7 місяців тому +4777

    My my petition for Danny to make the “Meet Lura’s repulsive husband” merch. 2:18

  • @mead0ws0vergrown
    @mead0ws0vergrown 7 місяців тому +679

    to this day cryptic pregnancies scare me so much, imagine not knowing your pregnant for a full 9 months and then you’re in pain and you go to the hospital and BOOM baby

    • @Xxth3_murder5cenexX
      @Xxth3_murder5cenexX 7 місяців тому +139

      im a full on virgin but the thought still haunts me cause i watched tlc's i didn't know i was pregnant as a child

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому +87

      It usually happens in women who have certain medical conditions and don't get periods. My friend doesn't get any periods cos she has endo-something. Fun fact there are some very rare cases of women who have 2 uteruses and 1 has a period but the other was fertilised, and the women go to hospital and find out they're in labour.

    • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
      @TheMarshmallowMushroom 7 місяців тому +30

      sometimes people's uteruses form facing the opposite direction, so they never look pregnant

    • @lucilleballs2291
      @lucilleballs2291 7 місяців тому +9

      @@TheMarshmallowMushroom hmm, interesting, good summary of medical info! :D

    • @ashton3307
      @ashton3307 7 місяців тому +35

      The condition is think ur thinking of is endometriosis, i also have it! My gyno warned me that i do have a higher chance of cryptic pregnancies due to endometriosis

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 7 місяців тому +124

    One of the worst kinds are ones that take you to a website with like 20 slides to tell a story, and they give all the background information, and there's an ad in-between each slide.

  • @jennalipman2984
    @jennalipman2984 7 місяців тому +747

    I think the ads that say “25 child stars that died tragically young” and the photo is of like Cole Sprouse, who is alive, are hilarious

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 5 місяців тому +33

      His brother is still alive too, so it's not like they could have just confused the two either.

  • @Mooms
    @Mooms 7 місяців тому +546

    Fun fact: The section of clickbait ads under news articles are called a Chumbox (which comes from word chumming, the use of fish meat as bait for fish)

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому +28

      Tysm, I hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight :)

    • @hillbillysamurai
      @hillbillysamurai 7 місяців тому +28

      This was actually a fun fact

    • @pikasheep
      @pikasheep 6 місяців тому +5

      The Chum bucket

  • @dry_strawberries
    @dry_strawberries 7 місяців тому +346

    In the " DO NOT RETIRE IN THESE STATES" one, the man is wearing a kefiye, which symbolises a free Palestine. This goes to show how randomly they choose the images

    • @lonesavior
      @lonesavior 6 місяців тому +28

      You definitely shouldn't retire in Palestine.

    • @nessstarries6204
      @nessstarries6204 6 місяців тому +61

      ​@@lonesaviorthat's my favorite usa state

    • @madal5443
      @madal5443 6 місяців тому +40

      Keffiyehs are traditional scarves also known as shemaghs, ghutras, or hattahs. Typically worn by Arabic men on their heads. They, as well as watermelons and olives, have more recently become widely associated with Palestinian liberation. (More recently meaning around the 1930s during the "arab revolt")

    • @Deepseadread6
      @Deepseadread6 4 місяці тому +22

      You’re not incorrect but speaking more specifically keffiyehs are not exclusively Palestinian, however the one the man in the image is wearing IS a Palestinian keffiyeh :)

  • @H2o3G2a
    @H2o3G2a 7 місяців тому +2725

    I know it's just a joke but for anyone wondering, the middle eastern head scarvs are not religious, a lot of middle eastern countries have some iteration of this, how you wear it and the color matters.
    They wear it mostly because of heat. Apart from protecting your head from the sun, it also keeps you cool by wetting it and tying it around your neck. Also helps with sand and to be honest, shit looks cool as fuck.

    • @2Danny2Furious
      @2Danny2Furious  7 місяців тому +1839

      ahhhh ok that's awesome thank you. I gotta admit that guy did look pretty cool

    • @hibs211
      @hibs211 7 місяців тому +226

      ​@@2Danny2Furious yeah it's called a Kufiye and it's a Palestinian garment 🇵🇸🇵🇸
      it symbolizes the struggle of the Palestinian people under the Isreali occupation

    • @jennysomething3666
      @jennysomething3666 7 місяців тому +455

      ​@@hibs211 that's not what it symbolises . Stop spreading misinformation.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 7 місяців тому +273

      @@hibs211 no, a lot of other countries besides palestine wear them.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 7 місяців тому +172

      not only do they look cool, they ARE cool, literally. they've been dunked in water. haha.

  • @CV20000
    @CV20000 7 місяців тому +1890

    Maybe the real clickbait is the friends we made along the way

    • @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006
      @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 7 місяців тому +11

      😂 Spelling it clickbate changes the meaning somewhat

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 7 місяців тому

      REAL FRIENDS TO MAKE ON THE WAY IN YOUR AREA
      CLICK HERE TO FIND THE REAL TREASURE ALL ALONG

    • @ItsJakeStuff
      @ItsJakeStuff 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm sorry your relationships felt that way 😊

    • @fallaciouslandlord
      @fallaciouslandlord 7 місяців тому

      @@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006sssshhh it didn’t happen

    • @TheZeagon
      @TheZeagon 7 місяців тому +5

      What if the friends WAS the clickbait

  • @Limeocelot
    @Limeocelot 7 місяців тому +79

    I clicked one article, something about “girl finds mysterious eggs under her bed“ and started reading. It was written like a novel and I was confused but sometimes articles have those for dramatic effect... it was extremely long so I scrolled to the end, it was all fictional. with so many ads in the middle.

  • @fusetunes
    @fusetunes 7 місяців тому +859

    back in like 2014-15 i remember seeing a ton that were like "this woman looks JUST like the character in frozen" and it would be a stock image of anna's face poorly photoshopped onto a woman's body lol

    • @TheZeagon
      @TheZeagon 7 місяців тому +52

      I never saw this but I can so clearly see the image in my head lmaooo

  • @KKCupcake
    @KKCupcake 7 місяців тому +3523

    I know you probably are already planning to do this, but could you make a video on ZOMBIES 3? They FINALLY explain her “white” hair.

    • @mewowow
      @mewowow 7 місяців тому +138

      THEY EXPLAINED IT?? OMG

    • @noahdaanimalguy7673
      @noahdaanimalguy7673 7 місяців тому +258

      @@mewowowye they did, ima put this all the way down on the comment so if you wanna watch the movie to find out don’t click read more and scroll
      She alien

    • @knittedkiisa410
      @knittedkiisa410 7 місяців тому +45

      @@mewowow aliens.

    • @d3ad_ro0ster
      @d3ad_ro0ster 7 місяців тому +6

      Yesss

    • @BDBD16
      @BDBD16 7 місяців тому +24

      DONT GIVE IT AAAWAAAYY

  • @brandishespistols
    @brandishespistols 7 місяців тому +60

    "does bruno mars is gay" was peak humor to my friends and i a few years ago; we'd recite it back and forth lol

  • @slimeboyshane
    @slimeboyshane 7 місяців тому +1372

    the bruno mars one brings me back to the game grumps, there’s an animated grumps clip with it and i highly recommend looking up ‘game grumps bruno mars’

    • @kay_del
      @kay_del 7 місяців тому +160

      I came here to see if anyone else noticed the unexpected game grumps crossover 😂

    • @mad_hatt
      @mad_hatt 7 місяців тому +119

      I haven’t finished the video, but I’m assuming it’s “does Bruno Mars is gay?”😂

    • @mad_hatt
      @mad_hatt 7 місяців тому +95

      Got to the part. I think we should overlap both Dans reading this article to create the ultimate UA-cam Dan

    • @himbosuplex
      @himbosuplex 7 місяців тому +91

      I DOES IS HAVE TO KNOW!

    • @SergioAnalog
      @SergioAnalog 7 місяців тому +27

      Yes I had flashbacks lol

  • @ellary_stay
    @ellary_stay 7 місяців тому +239

    When I think of clickbait, all I can think of is that one tweet where someone renamed ratatouille “A RAT COOKED MY FOOD AND I LIKED IT⁉️😦 ……*i cried*……”

    • @GoodTimeForARoll
      @GoodTimeForARoll 7 місяців тому +11

      When I think of clickbait, I remember that ad about a woman getting arrested because her horse got her pregnant, at least that's what is implied

    • @ellary_stay
      @ellary_stay 7 місяців тому +1

      @@GoodTimeForARoll oh…that’s really nice 🙂

    • @fallaciouslandlord
      @fallaciouslandlord 7 місяців тому +1

      .*I cried*.

    • @ellary_stay
      @ellary_stay 7 місяців тому

      @@fallaciouslandlord Oohh yea my bad, I’ll fix it

    • @fallaciouslandlord
      @fallaciouslandlord 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ellary_stay not a correction but alright friend

  • @lolabunny7140
    @lolabunny7140 7 місяців тому +155

    11:39 "how could i didn't know" i can't stop laughing

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 7 місяців тому +4

      Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peachy_lili
    @peachy_lili 7 місяців тому +511

    the "relationships are happier when the woman is more attractive" thing is so infuriating. surely it can't be that people who might have bonded on something other than strictly looks might have a deeper and more solid connection than people dating on looks alone. couldn't be that. (and I will note, there's a reason people never refer to the reverse, because they basically treat it like an anomaly that 'doesn't really happen'.)

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 7 місяців тому +44

      Right, like wouldn’t a “less attractive” woman “make up for it” in other ways and that would make the man happy? No mention of that

    • @kermitthefrog5446
      @kermitthefrog5446 7 місяців тому +53

      it could also be that men value looks more than women, so they'd be happier in a relationship with a pretty woman rather than a less attractive one. i've seen a lot of women date unattractive men and be okay with it, but i've never seen a dude date an unattractive women and be okay with it.

    • @katesszz
      @katesszz 7 місяців тому +31

      Personally I think there are a lot of factors involved. I think a big one is that so many women have very low self esteem and they believe that they need to find an "ugly man" so they can be more on their "level" which is really sad. Obviously everyone deserves love but it's just sad that that has to be a reason.
      Another reason I think is because women just don't value looks as strongly as men do. Personally, if a guy checks all my boxes except being physically attractive I would be more than happy to be with him anyway and I think many women would feel the same. Its not that men ONLY value looks, but I just personally think it's leveled higher as a priority for them. Maybe it's evolutionary, who knows. But there is definitely some truth to the whole theory

    • @hippoman3814
      @hippoman3814 7 місяців тому

      I've seen ugly women get in happy relationships easily, while ugly guys are doomed to forever be incels. I'm not sure you really just generalize a whole gender on stuff like this. Think it's a bit more nuanced.

    • @Wote89
      @Wote89 7 місяців тому +10

      Hell, just from what we know of the study, I feel like there's a lot of questions about the methodology to not even get it to "huh, that's interesting" quality.

  • @0enone843
    @0enone843 7 місяців тому +443

    i've seen several article thumbnails that traumatized me with grotesque body horror stuff out of absolutely nowhere, but one i saw recently was talking about some sort of disease/condition and its one of those fear-mongering ones where they show you a disgusting picture and tell you you have this disease so you'll click on it out of curiosity like a train wreck you can't look away from, except.. the disgusting picture was just a close up of a red bell pepper.. like the inside.. with the seeds... who are you fooling 😭😭😭

    • @prismaticerror6911
      @prismaticerror6911 7 місяців тому +51

      All of the ones that are just beans glued to someone's leg, maybe painted if they're feeling fancy

    • @ibbyseed
      @ibbyseed 7 місяців тому +9

      “Who are you fooling”? Well you apparently 💀loool

    • @dry_strawberries
      @dry_strawberries 7 місяців тому +12

      As a kid i was traumatised. I didn't know if i was looking at something sexual or just a finger with vaseline on it. They ruined my childhood

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 6 місяців тому +12

      I hate the medical ads. Those should be illegal. If I were in charge of Hell, I would set aside a special area for the people who come up with those

    • @krustykrabpizza4328
      @krustykrabpizza4328 6 місяців тому

      ​@@dry_strawberries😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jelofisk
    @jelofisk 6 місяців тому +23

    Ive seen an ad that said “Is will rain today?” and its just a picture of a cat

  • @sammiller3875
    @sammiller3875 7 місяців тому +1130

    I’m not sure if I’m sleep deprived but Larry’s repulsive husband is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @Insert.Oregano
      @Insert.Oregano 7 місяців тому +331

      Even funnier that you said Larry instead of Laura lmao

    • @sammiller3875
      @sammiller3875 7 місяців тому +43

      @@Insert.Oregano oops lol

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 7 місяців тому +130

      Now I'm just picturing Larry Bird married to another Larry Bird

    • @finndarling
      @finndarling 7 місяців тому +80

      larry bird if he liked men but had horrid taste in men as well

    • @sammiller3875
      @sammiller3875 7 місяців тому +5

      @@finndarling real

  • @Devilish.Kitten
    @Devilish.Kitten 7 місяців тому +346

    I’d wear “Meet Laura’s Repulsive Husband” merch

    • @redberriedceltictree
      @redberriedceltictree 7 місяців тому +5

      So real

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 7 місяців тому +10

      and i don't even know anyone named laura!
      laura? i hardly know her.

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke 7 місяців тому

      I’ll bet someone has already put it up on redbubble. 😂

  • @BakedGoodiesWithTea
    @BakedGoodiesWithTea 6 місяців тому +14

    A lot of times the ads talking about "repulsive fat and ugly" people ate mainly talkin about famous women who are just aging

  • @mrmister6412
    @mrmister6412 7 місяців тому +841

    as an ugly man i finally KNOW i have a chance with zendaya

    • @illiatiia
      @illiatiia 7 місяців тому +42

      Well you're also Spiderman, so probably, yeah.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 7 місяців тому +2

      that's the 30/70 rule. the woman needs to have a 70% share of the combined attractiveness of both people in the relationship.
      i hope there's an equivalent for women, too.

    • @KeilaBevins
      @KeilaBevins 7 місяців тому +33

      I mean, technically the post was actually “women like men with better personalities, so the relationship lasts longer”. Idk, you can have a trash personality AND be ugly, but the study made it sound like it was actually “guys who put in the effort get married” lol :3

    • @lilythearcticfox
      @lilythearcticfox 7 місяців тому +11

      That's a great idea
      That would mean Tom Holland would become available and then I can swoop and and soot my shot, too!

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому +9

      @@manboy4720 The study in the video was disproven cos it was based on a very limited small sample size of university students in Texas who were all white and in their 20s. Are there any studies to back up the 30/70 rule?

  • @delch016
    @delch016 7 місяців тому +186

    If you didnt know HARIBO is an ancronym.
    HAns RIegel BOnn
    The founder‘s name was Hans Riegel and he was born in Bonn (Germany)

    • @michelleb2722
      @michelleb2722 7 місяців тому +26

      that's so interesting, I always assumed they were Japanese candy because Japanese candy is the best, and haribo sounds like a Japanese name. TIL

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke 7 місяців тому +2

      Huh! That is some good tea. Thank you.

    • @froggiefaerie
      @froggiefaerie 7 місяців тому +23

      german company names are so funny to me, they’re always so uncreative but also clever (aldi, adidas, audi)

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому

      Omg tysm I hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight :)

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому +6

      The same is true of the UK's biggest supermarket, British multinational corporation Tesco - who were so big at one point that they had a quarter of the UK's entire GDP flowing through their stores. The name is a combination of the first 3 letters of TE Stockwell (the name of the tea company which the founder used to sell at a small market stall during his teenage years) and the first two letters of his surname COhen. TE S + CO became Tesco.

  • @thatgoobyguy9960
    @thatgoobyguy9960 7 місяців тому +55

    14:48. This is the most pointless article ever. It literally says the flavor on the back of the damn packaging

    • @paperplane5001
      @paperplane5001 7 місяців тому +13

      Fun Fact. Green Gold-Bears are actually apple flavoured in Germany.

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm 7 місяців тому +289

    It's insane how many of these articles I scroll by on UA-cam now. "Horse gives birth to foal but it's not what you think" or "they called the police" or stuff

    • @I_may_be_insane
      @I_may_be_insane 7 місяців тому +8

      I had that horse gives birth to foal one once and I didn't click on it but it does still haunt me every now and then.

    • @primequartz7292
      @primequartz7292 7 місяців тому +27

      It's getting legitimately difficult to for me to search literally anything on UA-cam because no matter what I type the results are always like 30% graphic clickbait videos of gross medical conditions, sometimes with someones face in the corner

    • @pricklypinetree1314
      @pricklypinetree1314 7 місяців тому +9

      From what I know, if you click on the ad it just brings you to like this whole story that ends with the cops finding some medical chip (?) in the horse, and at the very very end of the story it's revealed that the whole thing isn't real and is a work of fiction

    • @sushilampa8287
      @sushilampa8287 7 місяців тому +27

      There's literally one that was a picture of a woman hugging a horse and the caption is "horse keeps hugging pregnant woman and you'll never guess who's baby it is" like huh?? I never clicked on it but YOU WHAT?

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 7 місяців тому +6

      @@I_may_be_insaneit was literally just a normal foal and it was a fake story anyway

  • @Tonybaloney6969
    @Tonybaloney6969 7 місяців тому +282

    2:34 To answer that question, when clicking on those ads, they'll more than likely take you to a fake Microsoft, Mcafee, etc. website saying your device has been breached and to call a fake support line. Another UA-camr by the name of Jim Browning has an interesting video about these but I can't remember the name off the top of my head

    • @junebug3755
      @junebug3755 5 місяців тому

      I literally have an ad that shows up on one of my mobile games that I’m only playing to get points on fetch. I don’t even have to click on it. It will randomly come up, open safari, and tell me my iPhone has 43 viruses.

  • @bammythegreat
    @bammythegreat 7 місяців тому +67

    as a cancer patient, i do in fact have cancer.

    • @bammythegreat
      @bammythegreat 7 місяців тому +10

      everytime i watch this video i giggle at that part like HOW DOES HE KNOW

    • @DrizzingSakuras
      @DrizzingSakuras 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@bammythegreat HOW COULD HE DID KNOW???

    • @DrizzingSakuras
      @DrizzingSakuras 2 місяці тому +7

      But i hope youre doing well though

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 2 місяці тому +2

      Hope you’re doing as well as you can be

    • @bammythegreat
      @bammythegreat 2 місяці тому +3

      i am in remission now! thanks gregs :)

  • @Purplepentapus_
    @Purplepentapus_ 7 місяців тому +156

    Damn, I never expected to hear about the "does Bruno Mars is gay" article again in 2024

  • @011mph
    @011mph 7 місяців тому +169

    "How could she didn't know" had me crying for some reason 😭

  • @batzalkobatzalko3106
    @batzalkobatzalko3106 6 місяців тому +26

    "Does bruno mars is gay" is one of my favourite game grumps jokes. Such a classic.

  • @ThatguyCamplaysdrums
    @ThatguyCamplaysdrums 7 місяців тому +149

    FUN FACT!
    My old music teacher is elementary school sat in front of Larry bird during her highschool years, she would always said his legs were so long and took up all the space near her desk

  • @nickhess1702
    @nickhess1702 7 місяців тому +743

    I can't believe Danny doesn't know who Larry Bird is (I can totally believe it)

    • @masshole4133
      @masshole4133 7 місяців тому +78

      As soon as I heard him say that, I had to pause the video and go to the comments!? That shiz caught me off guard. Lol!

    • @primelover5920
      @primelover5920 7 місяців тому +28

      As a fellow brit, who the hell is larry bird 😂

    • @eddie_23
      @eddie_23 7 місяців тому

      @@primelover5920nba legend

    • @xylophone_888
      @xylophone_888 7 місяців тому +70

      as a nonbrit nonamerican larry bird sounds like a woodpecker species (no offense)

    • @sammyjones8279
      @sammyjones8279 7 місяців тому +18

      Ikr?? Like, did he not watch Sesame Street growing up? Larry Bird was the best puppet on the show! 😂😂😂

  • @SpookyDeerArt
    @SpookyDeerArt 6 місяців тому +15

    my favorite clickbait articles are that one sleepover one that always has a different crying girl as the image and the medical anomaly ones where the "medical anomaly" image is clearly a plant of some kind that very obviously isn't growing in or on some human. the most recent one of those i saw had a doctor on one half and a close up of a succulent on the other, but the succulent was so clearly in a plant pot.

  • @grimeydanny4214
    @grimeydanny4214 7 місяців тому +135

    im so glad "does bruno mars is gay" is seeing the light again in 2024

  • @-brookebugz-
    @-brookebugz- 7 місяців тому +177

    The funny thing about the world shaking discovery of the green gummy bears flavor is it says it ON THE BAG.
    ALL OF THE COLORS FLAVORS ARE CLEARLY DISPLAYED ON THE BACK OF THE BAG

  • @bribripittman230
    @bribripittman230 7 місяців тому +65

    13:04 perfect opportunity to say "they needed that taboola moola" 😔

  • @sergeantemu8206
    @sergeantemu8206 7 місяців тому +317

    13:11 took me WAY back to Game Grumps lmao, I will always associate that article with those guys

    • @jrob2430
      @jrob2430 7 місяців тому +66

      Both were read by a Danny 😅

    • @spookymary2752
      @spookymary2752 7 місяців тому +12

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @arsensoccks2668
      @arsensoccks2668 7 місяців тому +7

      I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

    • @Darksk1ngothgf
      @Darksk1ngothgf 7 місяців тому +4

      I KNOW I WAS LIKE NO FUCKING WAY BRO

    • @Axiser
      @Axiser 5 місяців тому +1

      When I read that I thought of both Game Grumps and Markiplier making that reference while playing phasmophobia

  • @sondpnichqfvd
    @sondpnichqfvd 7 місяців тому +242

    my least favorite of these is definitely the one that’s like “vet calls police after seeing horse’s ultrasound” and the picture is a human ultrasound photoshopped on the horse

    • @karissa-tkacz
      @karissa-tkacz 7 місяців тому +33

      i'd call the police if a horse is pregnant with a human baby too 😭

    • @Vesperad0
      @Vesperad0 7 місяців тому +13

      ...the amount of times I have seen or heard something that insinuated bea$tial!ty this YEAR is concerning. The Twitter guy (which I refused to watch), those weird ass ads, merely looking up fanart of any character in a game that has ANIMALS...
      idk how any furry hater or whatever can look at a kid drawing a humanized dog with big ol anime eyes and think they're the problem. When the ones above are literally invading every space known to man.

    • @Xxth3_murder5cenexX
      @Xxth3_murder5cenexX 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Vesperad0 is your icon an aranara cyno?? he looks so cutee

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому +1

      FBI INVESTIGATION REVEALS HORSE IS PREGNANT WITH HUMAN

    • @thebrad1134
      @thebrad1134 6 місяців тому

      @@Vesperad0 bestiality

  • @mioafox
    @mioafox 7 місяців тому +8

    How are the first 10 seconds so perfect already? The unnecessarily dramatic article about Ninjas hair, the assortment of clickbait, the indecisive hovering of the cursor before taking the bait and the clickbait article zooming in to become the video. Masterful.

  • @jmonkey440
    @jmonkey440 7 місяців тому +102

    Clickbait article: When you see these, you already have cancer.
    Danny: But I've been eating my 5 almonds daily!!

  • @i.warrenhastings2526
    @i.warrenhastings2526 7 місяців тому +93

    The point of all of these clickbait ads are purely to drag you to pages filled with more ad space. They generally link to articles with a less compelling spin on the named topic.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому +1

      Fun fact the name for them is a 'chumbox'.

  • @Irish-in-Bangkok.
    @Irish-in-Bangkok. 6 місяців тому +8

    The guy in the thumbnail is a professional tennis player from Thailand. He is wealthy and is known as a ladies man. The girl is a former miss universe. She won the competition when it was held in Thailand. That's how they met.

  • @adelisa8936
    @adelisa8936 7 місяців тому +175

    props to the retirement ad for choosing a completely unrelated image of a man wearing a kuffiyeh 🇵🇸

    • @wormwarning
      @wormwarning 7 місяців тому +29

      was gonna say!!🇵🇸 6:55

    • @pebejay
      @pebejay 7 місяців тому +7

      Literally 😭 like where did religion come to this it’s a cultural thing

    • @-bugbite
      @-bugbite 7 місяців тому +36

      @@pebejay i dont think he knew that

    • @hozier_hoser_hoe
      @hozier_hoser_hoe 7 місяців тому +64

      ​@GachaKelloggz I think you may be misinterpreting that. It didn't seem like he was poking fun at the kuffiyeh itself but rather the article having a completely unrelated image instead. Also, like the other commenter has already said, he probably didn't know that it was a cultural garment instead of a religious one.

    • @layan7736
      @layan7736 7 місяців тому +5

      Was looking for this comment🍉🍉

  • @allisondarlington
    @allisondarlington 7 місяців тому +64

    Remembering when “does Bruno Mars is gay?” was read on Game Grumps so now that equals 2 youtubers named Danny reading that article

  • @leahzurbrigg5741
    @leahzurbrigg5741 6 місяців тому +12

    The fact that he’s uploading pretty regularly on multiple channels with a new baby is insane to me. Good job Danny

  • @luanacastro4203
    @luanacastro4203 7 місяців тому +373

    7:05 that "scarf" on his head is a Palestinian keffiyeh, a symbol of resistance and connection to their land. definitely odd that they would choose that picture.

    • @jinan199
      @jinan199 7 місяців тому +25

      Exactly my thought like interesting choice....

    • @maddyocean5948
      @maddyocean5948 7 місяців тому +15

      they don’t stand for genocide i guess

    • @gongoozlebee
      @gongoozlebee 7 місяців тому +7

      came running to the comments for this ^^

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@maddyocean5948 I don't understand why they would encourage a t3rr0rist state against vulnerable people who were murdered and SA'd, not to mention taken hostage.

    • @scrunkly347
      @scrunkly347 7 місяців тому +4

      Yes! This is important!

  • @echoecho7162
    @echoecho7162 7 місяців тому +49

    The “ugly man” in the thumbnail and at 4:21 is Thailand’s former pro tennis player Paradorn Srichaphan. Why they went with him specifically as their clickbait, I have…no clue.

  • @OphiLoveBomb
    @OphiLoveBomb 6 місяців тому +16

    12:25 is flashbacks to my game grumps era

  • @martinchuma
    @martinchuma 7 місяців тому +391

    BREAKING: DANNY GONZALEZ DEAD DUE TO TOASTER INCIDENT

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 7 місяців тому +44

      YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO'S THE TOASTER IS MARRIED TO!

    • @katelynholmes9504
      @katelynholmes9504 7 місяців тому +38

      HOW COULD LAURA DIDN’T KNOW?!!?

    • @salemfae
      @salemfae 7 місяців тому +15

      DOCTORS HATE HIM? MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

    • @bekakunkei971
      @bekakunkei971 7 місяців тому +8

      HOTDOG TOASTER!

    • @hallelujahlockandload
      @hallelujahlockandload 7 місяців тому +10

      GREGS hate CLICKBAIT for this secret trick! *GUIDE TO BEING LAURAS REPULSIVE HUSBAND*

  • @KreeZafi
    @KreeZafi 7 місяців тому +55

    Tbh I always just assumed the weird ads were gonna lead to viruses

  • @Throatzillaaa
    @Throatzillaaa 7 місяців тому +13

    15:24 i have seen a few other egg white hacks over the years online, and this one is definitely the way to dirty the most dishes.

  • @vrpansy
    @vrpansy 7 місяців тому +42

    one time i got "researchers find long lost plane in iceberg - after seeing movement, they turn pale" and i did not click on it but i wonder what was behind there

    • @haleyc.3530
      @haleyc.3530 7 місяців тому +27

      It’s just a link to the full captain America movie lol

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 7 місяців тому +3

      Usually it just links to a scam or malware

  • @GSvXity
    @GSvXity 7 місяців тому +200

    This video hasn’t loaded yet but I swear to god if it’s a video about insane clickbait ruining the internet ima lose it

    • @jellyfishless
      @jellyfishless 7 місяців тому +4

      has it loaded yet buddy..

    • @LillianaLobster
      @LillianaLobster 7 місяців тому +5

      Uh-oh

    • @sabrinadoot
      @sabrinadoot 7 місяців тому +6

      just checking in to see if it's loaded yet and if you've lost it.

    • @GSvXity
      @GSvXity 7 місяців тому +7

      @@sabrinadootit has and I did

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 7 місяців тому

      i wouldn't recommend it. danny gonzalez is so repulsive that you will throw up.

  • @caitlinclosz4350
    @caitlinclosz4350 7 місяців тому +16

    hearing danny say my college's name at 5:32 REALLY threw me off guard since so many people have never heard of SMU

    • @cachew2373
      @cachew2373 5 місяців тому +1

      Same! I had to do a double take lol. Pony up ✌️❤️💙

  • @sashasilva7066
    @sashasilva7066 7 місяців тому +77

    0:01 i cant believe the my bones are squisy bit is still a thing lmaoo

  • @jadyn5062
    @jadyn5062 7 місяців тому +46

    i remember reading one of these articles for my grandpa because he clicked on one, and he got bored because it was like extremely slow paced and you had to click some "next" button for the next paragraph, but he still wanted to know what happened so i read it for him😭 a dog was smuggling drugs into the hospital for a patient or some shit

  • @poweredbyford87
    @poweredbyford87 7 місяців тому +10

    They forgot the "Lou Ferrigno runs off with Larry Bird's repulsive wife!" Ad lol

  • @GracePort-oc8ei
    @GracePort-oc8ei 7 місяців тому +122

    Danny we need a pony up daddy review now that you’re a dad

    • @mad_hatt
      @mad_hatt 7 місяців тому

      We will riot in the subreddit until we get what we want

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke 7 місяців тому +10

      OMG YES. When that tike is a’toddlin we’ll need Danny to be a horse.

  • @bigdingus708
    @bigdingus708 7 місяців тому +62

    omg these ads and worse are ALL over tumblr!!! i think tumblr execs have said that they're the cheapest ads to run or something like that

    • @Shepfax
      @Shepfax 7 місяців тому +36

      "Do this before bedtime" and it's a photo of a bar of soap that someone took a bite out of 💀

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e 7 місяців тому +9

      @@ShepfaxYou’re saying no one else does that?

    • @TheZeagon
      @TheZeagon 7 місяців тому

      ​@@dejus_ehow else would one protext their teeth while they sleep

  • @jmanpolo5611
    @jmanpolo5611 7 місяців тому +8

    I tried to click an article that titled something like "person terrified when expert saw these eggs under their bed"
    I still dont know what kind of eggs they are, all i know is when the cops saw the eggs they couldn't believe it.

  • @jeffreykelley4774
    @jeffreykelley4774 7 місяців тому +24

    Speaking as an SMU student, we are the LAST school you want to use as a standard for the country; Too many rich kids and business bros to get a genuine sample.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 7 місяців тому +1

      Also it's a religious college

    • @jeffreykelley4774
      @jeffreykelley4774 7 місяців тому +7

      @@kwarra-an we're methodist in name only now; only like 50% of students actually practice any form of faith (and believe me, way fewer actually follow it closely; there's a reason we're a top 15 party school lol)

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 7 місяців тому

      @@jeffreykelley4774 aah, okay!

    • @cachew2373
      @cachew2373 5 місяців тому

      As a fellow mustang, so true. pony up lol✌️❤️💙

    • @cachew2373
      @cachew2373 5 місяців тому +1

      @@kwarra-anwe actually haven’t been affiliated with the church since like 2018, and personally, as an agnostic smu student, most of the people I know and/or are friends with aren’t religious either. It’s actually pretty funny because the name of the school often attracts conservative/religious people, however the general community of the school has actually become pretty liberal/left-leaning in recent years.

  • @gabbidunlavy4832
    @gabbidunlavy4832 7 місяців тому +264

    Dan Dan the mermaid man

    • @pecurka1
      @pecurka1 7 місяців тому

      Ne hes not​@Alicex3552

    • @Shutupletmecry
      @Shutupletmecry 7 місяців тому +8

      He is the most beautiful merman

    • @waternymph99
      @waternymph99 7 місяців тому +22

      There’s a button under your comment that says “translate to English” and it just changes the first Dan to “and”. I don’t know why.

  • @KK-jt8fd
    @KK-jt8fd 7 місяців тому +78

    6:55 the scarf is a ‘kuffiyeh’, which symbolizes Palestinian national identity and resistance in the face of apartheid/ethnic cleansing

    • @gongoozlebee
      @gongoozlebee 7 місяців тому +11

      perfect description of it!!! i'm so here for this comment

  • @kristiannaday
    @kristiannaday 7 місяців тому +48

    Lou Ferrigno does not in fact look totally normal at 71, that is a GILF

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 7 місяців тому

      🤨

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 7 місяців тому +29

    Mug Over Egg sounds like a band that people confuse for Mumford & Sons.

  • @irelandruiz5799
    @irelandruiz5799 6 місяців тому +3

    This reminds me of the "Horse Keeps Hugging Pregnant Woman, When Doctor Looks At Her Ultrasound, He Calls The Police" article

  • @vlad5042
    @vlad5042 7 місяців тому +37

    anytime a study reports findings wherein the participants are categorized by attractiveness i'm already raising my eyebrows. i know some disagree but im fairly sure that attractiveness is subjective so i'd really love to know their perameters for determining when the woman in a relationship is more attractive than the man. (and ofc, same thing when studies report people being "happier", cuz all that means is they told you they were happy which doesn't always mean they're actually objectively more happy than other people)

  • @FoxOfTheAmulet
    @FoxOfTheAmulet 7 місяців тому +46

    As a life-long Celtics fan, I felt physical pain when Danny said "who is Larry Bird"

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 7 місяців тому +5

      As an old lady of 42 so did I. Who is Larry bird? WHO IS LARRY BIRD??? How dare you not know Danny.

    • @elizabethpemberton8445
      @elizabethpemberton8445 7 місяців тому +1

      As an even older lady of 54, yeah.

    • @average13
      @average13 7 місяців тому +1

      As an old lady from Indiana, I cried a little. Then I asked my 13 year old if he knew who he was and he definitely did which made me feel better.

  • @morsology
    @morsology 7 місяців тому +11

    10:03 Danny is so fierce, he doesn’t have a Mind Palace, he has a Mind Cannon

  • @themusicaljunkie37
    @themusicaljunkie37 7 місяців тому +36

    Danny Gonzalez's Little Nutcracker turns 37, Try Not to Chock on a Walnut When You See Him!

  • @killmenowprettyprett
    @killmenowprettyprett 7 місяців тому +13

    I'm always confused by studies that have to do with looks because I don't know how people scientifically quantify that

  • @insawid
    @insawid 5 місяців тому +3

    there's a color/flavor chart on the back of the haribo gummy bears' bags... i'm... now if that article was about froot loops or something? now *that* would be news!

  • @mleeeee
    @mleeeee 7 місяців тому +53

    Danny's eyes look very blue today

    • @LuckyGhoul
      @LuckyGhoul 7 місяців тому +7

      They’re staring into my soul. He knows what I’ve done. That I have communed with Craig 😭

  • @zoemikhal
    @zoemikhal 7 місяців тому +47

    petition to come out with “laura’s repulsive husband” merch🙏🙏

  • @l_on186
    @l_on186 7 місяців тому +19

    "How could she didn't know?" 9:38 ... :((

  • @Nosajsom
    @Nosajsom 7 місяців тому +43

    Thankfully I don't have to worry about what state I'm in, I'm never going to retire no matter where I live!

  • @dsouthmonster
    @dsouthmonster 7 місяців тому +24

    Imagine accidentally cutting your pants, and a gnome emerges from you

    • @casey3900
      @casey3900 7 місяців тому +3

      happens to me every tuesday.. you get used to it :/ /j

    • @dsouthmonster
      @dsouthmonster 7 місяців тому +3

      What do you even do at that point? Does it just live in your house now? The sound of it scurrying around at night looking in your door or your drawers making little labyrinths in your house. Eventually, it comes out as you're doing something to bring you mice it finds in the walls as an offering, then tells you its name is something like Booboo or maybe even just Randy.

    • @casey3900
      @casey3900 7 місяців тому +2

      @@dsouthmonster i found a hole in some walls in my home.. i think they live in my walls but they don’t show themselves until st. patrick’s day. at first it was scary, but my mom’s birthday is on st patty’s day so they join in and give her change they find around the house and help me decorate. they’re pretty good dancers too. i j wish i would stop creating them. i get scared there’s not enough room in the walls for them 😪

  • @allin181
    @allin181 5 місяців тому +5

    I feel weird that there are people older than 20 that do not know who Larry bird is. It feels quite strange to me.

  • @Thatonecrunchyy
    @Thatonecrunchyy 7 місяців тому +49

    "3 tips for squishier bones" got me😭😭

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 7 місяців тому +119

    Danny went through my mind against my will and figured out i needed more danny2furious content to take a nap

    • @tylajo.moonflower
      @tylajo.moonflower 7 місяців тому +2

      I just watched this video after a nap. 😅

  • @Godisthebestbro
    @Godisthebestbro Місяць тому +5

    1:41 almost chocked on ramen

  • @gibbypeen5826
    @gibbypeen5826 7 місяців тому +53

    My bones get squishy just watching this