We Get Roasted By A Dating Coach
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2019
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One day I'll find MY main course :/
Courtney Miller Shayne and I have the same birthday. You should wish him happy birthday from me. And tell him that I'd go snorkeling with him
YAS gurl! Also same 😭
Courtney Miller but that’s honestly such a mood
Hi Courtney I'm also a Gemini!!! Nice to meet you >.<
(you don't have to reply this, I know you read it, just wish you a happy life~)
You are the main course, believe in yourself 💜
“You would not show up shirtless to a first date” “Florida is a place!”
I live in Florida, like 2 miles from the beach. So I totally second Shayne’s statement.
Same i love in a military town by Pensacola and i completely agree
Same we Floridians are some crazy and weird people but that's why we are liked
I grew up in Florida and that place can get WEIRD
Cam Alex I live in Tampa, beach dates in CW/St. Pete are definitely it.
Summer Bummerr I live in the Clearwater area! The beach is not a bad place for a date at all lol. Maybe not the first date.. but it could be fun
10:38 - Courtney "I'm just like bad at talking to people"
Meanwhile - Everybody Else: *Completely Ignores Courtney
Courtney: *Hangs head in shame
Neil Hatrick Harris oof big sad
aw :(
Fucking hilarious
Hahaha damn didn’t even notice
Awe poor Courtney
"You can sort by zodiac signs." I didn't know this was a try not to laugh.
bruh gg for thinking of that
Totally underrated comment.
GG
Fuckin roasted
Lol the only one I know is mine, but that's only cause people tell me and make fun of me for it😂
Shayne and Courtney both had really clever bios.
Also:
“You would not bring guns to a first date! you wouldn’t show up to a date shirtless!”
Shayne: Florida is a place.
🤣 Missouri more like. Which is why I love it. And I would bring one to a first date. 😂
Florida is a place and from someone who lives there he isn't wrong
@Kyle Aungerer fam I live in Missouri. And she's not lying.
I live in Florida and this is really hilarious
I would have to agree
That bumble girl seems interested in the muscle dude next to her.
Like at 8:41
mechadoggy I noticed that too. Seems to be a pattern in Smosh videos that women flirt at least a little with him
Low key giving him bad advice so he's still single when she gets back to her phone
Taylor Scott Courtney seemed disturbed when she said that. Especially since she is a Virgo too ;)
LEGIT 😂💀💀
It’s kinda hard to believe they have a hard time dating. They look like fun attractive people. Who wouldn’t want to date them?
Oh, they’re just slinging dong all over the place. You know how it is.
Ya I commented that on another video. If these two can't find dates people like me are doomed. Haha
@@KaiserSoze679 haha I always feel that way but then I watch some show like My Strange Addiction where a guy wears diapers in public and is 300 lbs but has a supermodel wife and I'm like what the hell is wrong with me.
I guess the real problem is probably to filter out all the crazy. Making meaningful relationships is probably a lot harder when you are famous because you put out this persona, but that is not who you necessarily are or want to be every day.
They can probs easily get dates but I guess it's hard for them to stay in a relationships. They always say they are insecure so that's probs y
I was so confused when he pointed at the camera and said "thanks Brennan"
Oof 😂😂
Damn 😂
Lol
same
He is the chosen one
Shayne’s new bio
“You’re my favorite pizza place”
Dorm Dudes No, that’s for after the first few dates.
Nah that’s the opening line 😂
If Shayne and Courtney cant get a date, what chance do the rest of us have?
I don't think i'm ever going to find someone, and I'm happy about it :D
@@haz226 Self-love, baby!
then again joven is married..... lazercorn two....
I’m pretty sure they are both dating someone. They each say in the video that they don’t use the site anymore
@@skybladebloodheart4247 haha
This is extra funny now :]
You can see court so jelly in this
It’s so cringey now watching the dating coach flirting with Shayne when he is completely ignoring her advances and pays attention to Courtney 😅
shayne’s face when she nudged him SENT ME i can’t stop laughing
rose when was this
he was actually looking at courtney when she nudged him
lito dan brooooooooooo it’s official (jk....unless)
😂
lito dan also if it was her horoscope and Courtney is also a Gemini it is also Courtney’s horoscope
Shayne: I’ll never find a girlfriend
Every subscriber: Shayne I would literally scrape my eyebrows off with a butter knife if you’d smile at me
And that's why he can't date any of you crazy eyebrow scrapers
Bruh,biggest mood
Well, it's not just about dating a woman. He needs to find someone compatible who also likes him, which he can then go through the long process of creating a relationship with. Even if he has a sea of women who want to be with him, then that just takes care of one of the criteria.
Mary Jane ME
Courtney is one of them
Shayne's last comment on dating apps: "i was swiping on people on how they look, the angles they took, cliche shots, and it made me feel like I was dehumanizing them"
Bumble girl: "...so anyway, here's how to filter your matches by star sign."
Yeah she kinda got on my nerves but it's her job I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Filtering by star sign isn’t objectifying in the same way doing so off bodies is
Bumble girl: Nudges Shayne*
Shayne and Bumble girl a few hours later: “So.....Lookin’ to enter my bedroom ay?”
Many a traveler enter..... and none return
I laughed way too hard at this.
She's probing Shaynes biceps
*Wakes up next day*
Shayne: “Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”
You read my mind lmao
I, for one, loved Shayne posting banana pics for no f**cking reason. Please continue
It's Saturday..
Ha
What's his @?
search it up
10:40 Courtney- “I’m really bad at talking to people” *gets ignored*
she died there
😢awww
Top ten moments people actually died inside
Top 10 bruh moments 😩
Being honest right now. I know how she feels at that point EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!
4:18
Shane: "Then you swipe from the nature and Oh My God look at that, Main Course."
Courtney's face after that is EVERYTHING!! XD
Sibling energy fr
THEY'RE MARRIED NOW!!!!
To other people?
@@nuhaomar9542 TO EACHOTHER
@@nuhaomar9542 To each other!😊
@@nuhaomar9542 nope!
“Ian, gimme 5 bucks!”
WHY IS COURTNEY SO CUTE AND FUNNY help
8:40 Olivia: "SHE WANTS TO #*%& YOU!"
😂
YASS OMG 😂😂
Nice reference 😂
OMG YESSS
JM Revelo THE WHOLE DAMN VIDEO
How to ask for a raise with Courtney: "Ian, give my five bucks"
I'm prepared for the working world
The coach was low-key flirting with Shayne 👀
I could see sparks from her side. Shayne didn't seem to wanna breach that line
Yeah get off of Shayne he belongs to Courtney
lmfao no she was def flirting with courtney
Like high key flirting
Well yeah, who wouldn’t flirt with Shayne?
8:41
Samantha: **nudges Shayne**
Courtney: "AHH!"
Courtney "He's mine." NOOOOOOOOOO I think they are GREAT FRIENDS
sarah whittle is CONSTANTLY flirting with shayne when ever theyre in videos togeather
Jay she’s married
Jay no
@@Jay-xr6dc I feel like people don't know what flirting is anymore...
You can actually see a chain here.
Courtney flirting with the Bumble Girl
Bumble Girl flirting with Shayne
Shayne flirting with the camera
Camera lingers on Courtney
Schrödinger’s hat: Courtney is and is not bald whenever she wears a hat
I was waiting for someone to say that
They need a show!!! Both of them together! Love these Shayne/Courtney vids!
Edited cause smosh autocorrected to smash
Check out the Smoshcast, they do some episodes together
Couples channel???
Isn't this the show?
This is the show lmao it's a show where they talk about dating; this is the third episode
“Main Course “
-Shayne Topp , 2019
In that context
Well who hasn’t said that? Context is everything
Courtney's comment aged gracefully😂😂😂
8:40 : courtney's sarcastic gasp was actually sincere as she died a little inside when seeing the coach give a flirty nudge to shayne
Alexia Lipman I just watched it back oh my gosh💀
@@feuxfurfox729 they think we will get over shartney shipping. They are WRONG🤭☠
Either that, or she had a thing for the dating coach!
@@Neekachu11 she's her type, bi always do that look when they getting interested on something or someone 🤣
She was feeling Shayne. Doesn’t take a dating coach to notice that
She believes in the horoscope so i don't think shayne is feeling her, as a guy that doesnt believe in things like that when a girl mentions it no matter what she looks like i lose all interest in her and put her in the "low IQ" category. So it was.obvious shayne was feeling the same thing but couldnt put his guest on blast.
@CrappyOneshots This comment makes zero sense
@CrappyOneshots This isn't what a nice guy means.
White Privilege check out the nice guy subreddit nowadays its all just men calling girls dumb.
I felt like she was feeling Courtney lol.
You know what Shayne?
*It's been Monday for a while now*
Always has been
YOU GUYS THEY'RE MARRIED!
7:46 Shayne is all of us when someone brings up astrology
I want a badge that says astrology is dumb
Courtney is wearing her "Don't be influenced by influencers" shirt again.
WA luigi three episodes in a row
i hope you realize they film more than one video a day
Are you saying you were influenced by that to make this comment????
@@Jordynbowe ofc I do, I just wanna point out how much they work to keep a daily upload schedule.
Who cares
“They sent a bee from a hive”-Shayne Topp-2019
Coping someone's comment ain't good
Parth Choudhary: excuse me???!!! I did it first I commented early then the other guy it’s just a coincidence. So check your self before commenting okay
Parth Choudhary also learn to spel befor you put people down
Ha. That should have been part of a joke😑
@@parthchoudhary5534 coping with what?
The need to criticise people for doing something that just so happens to have been done more than once.
Welcome to the internet
Omg, at 10:36, Courtney started to speak and then the Bumble girl just interrupted her and faced her attention towards Shayne. Look how defeated Courtney looked after :c
🥺
Yeah but Shayne listened to Courtney when she said that and turned to the bumble gril
ngl I feel like Court Bort was high key crushing on the coach.
Because shayne was speaking first courtney cut in you.all read to.much into every detail
Bumble girl was really into a shayne. Because hes a good looking funny trainwreck
8:40 Damn brah!! Every lady hittin' on Shayne brah!!
Vidit Deshpande Courtney needs to hurry up before someone takes him
@@dolphin881 i know right?!
yes, look at him, he's Shayne topp
brah
Bumble gurl be crushin' 😍
Idky but I found it pretty cute when the bumble girl nudged Shayne
When?
Nanna _ 8:42
that was pretty cute
shayne was actually looking at courtney when she did that
lito dan shartney confirmed
When she tapped Shayne about the meeting Virgo, Courtney went into shock 😂 8:44
Just4Jokers she was probably like “get away from my man”
@@sydvlogs9301 Begone,thou shalt send thou to the underworld for thou is shartney believer.
LOL!
*Post 4/1/24 World* They both say "WHEN I was on Bumble" or "WHEN I was in the dating world" Bro, they have been dropping nuggets for 4+ years.
Shayne has also been pretty vocal about disliking dating apps. So there is another explanation there.
Shayne: "Astrology is stupid"
Shayne just became one of my favorite Smosh members.
Shayne and Courtney are talking about being bad at dating when they're wearing matching outfits 👌👌
They arent matching
JeremyTheSavior83 green shits black pants
Nice surname😂😂😂
@@lindilotter6042 it sure the fuck is
Chungus Loly I’m pretty sure they meant each other but that’s true XD
Anyone else think we need a compilation of Shayne flicking his tongue and having a yoshi sound over it? Like it’s pretty funny
Crazy to think Shayne and Courtney are married now
8:41 courtney jealous mode activated
She looks a little offended afterwords.
I love how he bullied them about the stupid zodiac signs lol
He was basically bashing ppl who believe in em, they are stupid to listen to imo
@Tyler Just like religion 😁
Zyx Religion is not made up. It was proven by a thing called ‘’faith’’. I'm not too sure what it is though. . .
I find it funny that I've always thought astrology was stupid and a while ago my friend told me I was a Virgo.
@@isaiahbecker9824 same... and it's funny because we supposed to be like organized and smart but I'm hella dumb
Shayne: I'll never get a girlfriend
Every Subscriber: sHaRtNeY
@The Legend Bajpai true though XD
The Legend Bajpai *Shart*
Shart
S H A R T
Shart
"...filter based on your Zodiac sign" I made the same face as Shayne :D
Who's here again in April 2024?
3:37 is the yoshi shayne tongue a thing now? 'Cause I'm not complaining 😂
I laughed soo hard at that! 😂😂
i really hope it is
I think it's more like an inside joke with Brennen and Shayne. It starts with Brennen pausing the camera on Shayne being wierd and then Shayne noticing it, and does his tongue bit.
‘I’m Shayne. I’m Courtney. (Speaks together) And we are Shartney
Jarrett Henrie *cue the disney channel theme*
Jarrett Henrie lol
Here after the April 1 thing 😂
Courtney being so flustered by the cute girl that she literally forgets her own birthday is a whole mood.
Guys, you need to find you a girl who looks at you like that coach looks at Shayne.
6:43 I live in Florida and I can confirm it is a place
Fictional places do not count
But can you confirm that you're real???
Yes
What is ur profile pic?
WHAT??? I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!
8:41 Shayne looked at Courtney when she said that.
THIS COMMENT
You guys need to get Damien on this show 😂😂
“Did you match with a dodo?” Courtney Miller 2019
Alright but never forget the banana photo stage in Shayne's life
This aged well for the virgo and gemini match. The other gemini ✨️✨️
I think about this video a LOT
8:35 - Shayne's face after the coach went "I read my horoscope and it said this month you're going to find a virgo, you'll be most compatible with a virgo" and elbowed him was hilarious
Asbjørn Christensen notice before she said anything about him and her when she mentioned Gemini’s and virgos matching he immediately turned to look at Courtney
R u from Denmark?
@@hackram7769 Yes, why?
@@cuetherain3699 time stamp?
The comment right under this says SHE WANTS TO F*** YOU
13 1/2 minutes of Courtney trying to stop a bumble bee from flirting with Shayne
She jealous
She jealous.....you can see it in her eyes
Nah 13 1/2 minutes of Courtney trying to flirt with a bumble bee
@@liz.213 yeah I like your version more lol
Elizabeth Hawk true dat
"Do we get a badge that says astrology is dumb?" As a virgo, I can second Shane's request
Fellow virgo here, i third
I fourth
As an Aries I fifth that
As a stegosuarus I sixth.
There is no need to list your sign it’s just dumb
shayne & courtney: *talks about dating apps*
shartney shippers:
shayne & courtney: don't do it
shartney shippers:
shartney shippers:
shartney shippers: just date each other
shart
@@morgwrld7855 I just shart and came in my pants.
@g0d_h1mse1f yep bro.... im a master of comedy
courtney: *burps*
shayne: it’s her brand
Shayne: Astrology is stupid. Amanda: Hey Shayne, want to get your Tarot cards read?
He said he is open to it but still takes it with a grain of salt which is why he said it was stupid. He will listen with an open mind but nothing has convinced him its worth it. From facts and psychology its not really worth anything if we talk about thinking from that side of things. Its fun to think about but that it.
@@firefly10241 Of course he's open to it. That's how genuine people respond to all sorts of ridiculous shit.
The same rational people will remain unconvinced of their claims, until it's demonstrated otherwise.
@@BigSqueeGG yeah its still taken with a grain of salt and most girls think that. Its just fun but it shouldn't be taken seriously. It shouldn't be a relationship if you don't fit a certain mold or anything because that is just closing yourself off. Its not even based on science so it shouldn't be taken seriously.
@@firefly10241 Yet, many people do take it seriously, without any evidence demonstrating why they should. Same goes for religion where the most people in the world believe those claims.
@@BigSqueeGG Some people do but not everyone base everything on facts. Religion can't be proven but its suppose to be for love and self-improvement but through history it wasn't used like that. Anything can be used for bad things because they pick it apart for their hateful bias. If Astrology helps people cool but other people don't have to believe in it and same goes with religion. Dating is the point of finding people with your same values and ethics.
When he pointed to the camera and said Brennan took that I got scared😂👌🏻
8:42 Courtney's reaction tho
Sami Asali yo nice catch
I thought the same thing
Shartneyyyyy
13:34 minutes of Shayne be oblivious to being low key possibly flirted with
nah he knew
*24
That wasn't low-key. Also, he knew. Welcome to reading human beings.
Dude bro has a degree in psychology...
She was low key interested lmao
Imagine going through years of school and training then finally getting a big time government job and it’s just searching for unsolicited pics.
_“Looking for the Pam to my Joey”_
So I really have not seen Seinfeld so is this a reference to it or is it him mashing together three different sitcoms
@@meatloafisgood2374 The latter. The Office, Friends and Seinfeld.
“They sent a bee from the hive”
-Shayne Topp, 12th September 2019🤣😂🥴🐝
10:40 omg Courtneeyy noooo
I’m a cancer and I always hated my sign because we always came out as sensitive and when shayne said ‘oh he got an awesome bull and they got a... crab’
i cried
They just gloss over the skinny dipping in tar pits 😂😂
*Roasting* ?? More like flirting.
Shayne "John Denver hehehe"
Me: WEST VIRGINIAAAAA MOUNTAIN MAMA
The moment anyone claims to believe in astrology, I mentally check out. This was no exception.
"I wish profiles had Sound Bites!"
Tinder: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
My lord, I absolutely love this, make Damien do it
I 100% AGREE TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE YES ABSOLUTELY 😂
Not needed, Damien is drowning in chicks 24/7.
Sam was 100% flirting with Shayne and it was so cute 😂
Yeah the two seem like a good match
@@shannonfoley8515 no lol
Ykno... I think there’s a difference between being funny/friendly and flirting...
2:54 that kILLED ME! “It is monday” oh my goooooood
9:11 poor Bryan
She was flirting with him the entire time
The bumble girl hitting on him
Who else remembers Shayne’s personal news segment where Damien has him list off different spinoffs of Bumble?
Dating Coach: This month you'll find love with a virgo
*hints* *Shayne* *by* *hitting* *with* *her* *elbow*
Courtney: SO YOU'VE CHOSEN DEATH
I have cousins who are twins and they are Gemini. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Can this be like every 90s romance were Shane realises Courtney was right under his nose the whole time.
6:41 I live in Florida and I can confirm this
I was looking for that lmao
As a tech guy who lives in the boonies, I find it hilarious how much a lot of silicon valley companies don't realize how much of a bubble they're in. "We have a nation wide dating app where you cannot post a pic with a gun if you're into hunting, but you can auto-reject people who aren't the right zodiac sign"
Hunting is cool. Some gun pics give more of a serial killer vide. I appreciate the pics so I know to dodge those bullets.
They'd better have invited this lady to their wedding.
Samantha was digging Shane bruh
fr tho
Yeah she even said OHHH MY HOROSCOPE SAYS ILL DATE A VIRGO and Shayne looked so uncomfortable
Who doesn’t?
@@meghaagobi1566 lmao
She was giving him mad signs
“A solid 80% of bios of girls was: hiking, Netflix, wine.” Welcome to dating apps buddy, we got some real variety in the house
I completely agree with Shayne’s view on astrology. I’m a Leo and I’m the exact opposite of all of the “Leo traits”
Holli Siemonsma Funny thing is that there are actually 13 Zodiac signs and always have been. People just ignored the 13th one which tells me the whole idea is garbage.
It’s just a coincidence if you match your sign. I’m an Aries and I match the traits, but my cousin who is also an Aries is the complete opposite
I’m a Virgo and I’m nothing like the description of a Virgo
All the descriptions are so vague and are what people like to believe they are
@@Paxus_the_Potato same, I'm an aries and I absolutely don't want to be in charge of anything
Shane's face at the astrology badge was GOLD XD I feel you my man.
How is Shayne single
He literally my favorite guy on youtube
He makes me laugh so hard
Well go and marry him
Yeah he makes me hard too
harry rooney *w a i t*
Volcanic Ash i will not like this because it is a holy number but I love your comment
I appreciate that Courtney and Shayne are willing to put their personal lives out there like this. Good info to take away from here. Also: Ian, do they get the raises?