A Psychic Predicts Our Love Life

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  • @mfries121
    @mfries121 3 роки тому +4654

    "1.) Health, survive the year it's gonna be harder than we think." Understatement of the yearrrrrr

  • @BuddyBoo-qz1dh
    @BuddyBoo-qz1dh 4 роки тому +5168

    "Sunflowers seemed nice for myself, 'cause I was like ' we're just friends'." That's a mood.

    • @smoshpit
      @smoshpit  4 роки тому +583

      treat 👏 yo 👏 self 👏

    • @Smv09
      @Smv09 4 роки тому +9

      That’s such a BIG FAT mood

    • @ninolatimer1863
      @ninolatimer1863 4 роки тому +24

      @@smoshpit Who is the one writing comments on the smosh account?🤔

    • @eijiroukirishima8812
      @eijiroukirishima8812 4 роки тому +14

      @@ninolatimer1863 yeah I wanna know too 😂

    • @Acmrle
      @Acmrle 4 роки тому +9

      I’m more of a lily person, but sunflowers truly do bring lightness to a space.

  • @youngeuclid1458
    @youngeuclid1458 4 роки тому +2785

    Tell me your first middle and last name
    Shayne: Courtney Freakin Miller

    • @jonnypayne598
      @jonnypayne598 4 роки тому +9

      🤣

    • @shccer2
      @shccer2 4 роки тому +38

      Seriously though, they need to have either a psychic or a psychologist get a read/diagnose Courtney freaking miller

    • @evilal20
      @evilal20 4 роки тому +25

      @@shccer2 That wouldnt end well... There'd be a pentagram and a goat involved 🤣

    • @Baileygirl11
      @Baileygirl11 4 роки тому +3

      Really just a missed opportunity there 😂

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 5 місяців тому +1

      and now he's officially shayne freakin miller 💕

  • @galaxiafalls7651
    @galaxiafalls7651 6 місяців тому +2428

    Y'all, I hope the psychic was invited to the wedding

    • @RafidW9
      @RafidW9 6 місяців тому +122

      He literally said your partner is not here. All the other vague predictions are bound to come true. They're that vague.

    • @galaxiafalls7651
      @galaxiafalls7651 6 місяців тому +39

      @@RafidW9 I know, it's meant to be ironic

    • @kennedix
      @kennedix 6 місяців тому +28

      ​@@RafidW9 i kinda heard that in the sense that she isnt in a relationship w him rn. But it could mean in the room too 🤷‍♀️

    • @norththewise91
      @norththewise91 6 місяців тому +34

      ​@@kennedixyeah I always thought he meant not emotionally there, you know. Because of all the things that he said about shayne made me think that at the time he wasn't emotionally there.

    • @WaterFountain
      @WaterFountain 6 місяців тому +33

      I deadass got into smosh like 2 weeks ago and now i still can't believe they're married

  • @stresstive322
    @stresstive322 4 роки тому +2190

    Courtney: self care, connecting, etc
    Shayne: begone, THOUGHT

  • @radoslavivanov8532
    @radoslavivanov8532 4 роки тому +4437

    I feel like Courtney was more excited about Shayne's reading than her own.

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 4 роки тому +44

      Cause hers is depressing. Meanwhile she feeling that heat from Shayne.

    • @willsmith6779
      @willsmith6779 4 роки тому +9

      She probably wasn't happy about the pregnancy part, since she hates men now haha.

    • @koni00004
      @koni00004 4 роки тому +9

      Shayne's was just too interesting. 😧

    • @fucgoogle4559
      @fucgoogle4559 4 роки тому +26

      Cuz shes been in love with him since forever duh

    • @COOLPEAK
      @COOLPEAK 4 роки тому

      Will Smith ? She does??

  • @Amouroso
    @Amouroso 4 роки тому +2866

    The Shayne and co mill dating series is my favourite thing on smosh

    • @sydnicunningham6926
      @sydnicunningham6926 4 роки тому +27

      Shayne and Courtney should be together!

    • @Lina-kx8mv
      @Lina-kx8mv 4 роки тому +27

      I wish they would bring back SMOSH AND ORDER

    • @user-gi6sn6cv9z
      @user-gi6sn6cv9z 4 роки тому +4

      @@Lina-kx8mv same

    • @ofurodogato
      @ofurodogato 6 місяців тому +70

      I have some news

    • @rachelcantread7001
      @rachelcantread7001 6 місяців тому

      You wont belive what happens 4 year later​@sydnicunningham6926

  • @lumxssxlem3728
    @lumxssxlem3728 6 місяців тому +1537

    "Your partner is definitely not here right now."
    March 2024: Just to let you know

    • @ajabonjour3619
      @ajabonjour3619 6 місяців тому +119

      i was thinking, maybe what shayne had to “sacrifice” or “balance” was a big part of him and changed him as a person (outside of the internet and smosh) and with that HE (the shayne we know now) was not “there” at that time of those video because he wasn’t who he is now. i know that’s a mouthful, just a theory

    • @venuswest1914
      @venuswest1914 6 місяців тому

      @@ajabonjour3619i think the same

    • @Misadventures_85
      @Misadventures_85 6 місяців тому +35

      wait.. hold up. about another topic that goes across the timeline: how long has Shayne been joking about trying to do splits? I noticed that in a recent episode of Smosh Mouth. lol

    • @mellijanbagsit2694
      @mellijanbagsit2694 6 місяців тому +46

      “Your gonna marry someone in the industry and give you your first child”
      April 2024: going to have the Courtney freaking miller baby

    • @ErdTirdMans
      @ErdTirdMans 6 місяців тому +38

      @@ajabonjour3619 Stop making excuses for this nonsense. Dude shot big and couldn't have missed harder. Don't invent an entire scaffolding of unprovable BS just to avoid saying "Yeah, he's a charlatan"

  • @LMR23
    @LMR23 4 роки тому +6925

    Just for fun they should have a real psychic read Damien

    • @elizaburton6343
      @elizaburton6343 4 роки тому +229

      But Damien is a really psychic xD

    • @jwb4291
      @jwb4291 4 роки тому +322

      >real
      >psychic
      Choose one.

    • @maxrealname5624
      @maxrealname5624 4 роки тому +10

      Yes!

    • @shccer2
      @shccer2 4 роки тому +109

      are you sugesting damien isn't a real psychic??

    • @animmilo
      @animmilo 4 роки тому +5

      Yesyesyesyesyesyesh

  • @joelsloss.7537
    @joelsloss.7537 4 роки тому +1836

    “Sunflowers, cause you know, we’re friends”
    Shayne is so deep in the friend zone he even friend zoned himself...

    • @kayden2119
      @kayden2119 4 роки тому +12

      Joel Sloss. Wow it’s almost like they are friends and he isn’t trying to fuck her

    • @felixtea
      @felixtea 4 роки тому +42

      @@kayden2119 dude he said he bought the flowers for himself, not courtney. the commenter meant that shayne friendzoned shayne, not that he friendzoned himself with courtney

    • @mihiduli4055
      @mihiduli4055 4 роки тому +3

      So relatable

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque 3 роки тому +3

      @@kayden2119 you misunderstood this on so many levels

    • @kayden2119
      @kayden2119 3 роки тому

      @@Suo_kongque it's just a poorly worded joke. Clearly people agree I got 10 likes

  • @lizziebethh
    @lizziebethh 4 роки тому +8442

    Psychic: Shayne, you're protecting yourself from someone who hurt you.
    Shayne's brain: *It's not my fault Samantha let the baby do shots*

    • @xxjuniorxx-qq7bp
      @xxjuniorxx-qq7bp 4 роки тому +156

      I laughed so much my friends thought I was dieing

    • @vex8836
      @vex8836 4 роки тому +27

      Lmao

    • @Ma666ie
      @Ma666ie 4 роки тому +58

      100/10 callback

    • @jessicaw9011
      @jessicaw9011 4 роки тому +17

      Ummmm, that was me, thank you very much

    • @declanglover4752
      @declanglover4752 4 роки тому +12

      Dude 👏👏👏👏 good job

  • @swaglover42069
    @swaglover42069 3 роки тому +2776

    "1. health
    2. connect with people
    3. less screen time"
    hey bestie youre not gonna like this but

  • @caitlynford3001
    @caitlynford3001 4 роки тому +4219

    Psychic: “Your partner is not here right now”
    Shartney Shippers: HE’S A FAKE
    😂😂😂

    • @toughrocks890
      @toughrocks890 4 роки тому +214

      also Shartney shippers: "He's from the industry"

    • @vinsthatguy7701
      @vinsthatguy7701 4 роки тому +22

      I ship Cayne

    • @jakewhritenour4900
      @jakewhritenour4900 4 роки тому +100

      Shayne is the angel. A Shayngel.

    • @caitlynford3001
      @caitlynford3001 4 роки тому +25

      Jake Whritenour Shayne needs to coin that term. I like it. Shayngel

    • @poison6084
      @poison6084 4 роки тому +5

      @@jakewhritenour4900 and your the jevil

  • @kawakiuchiha5519
    @kawakiuchiha5519 4 роки тому +7711

    "Survive the year, it's gonna be harder than we think"
    Did Courtney just predict the Coronavirus?
    Edit: She wasn't joking, 2020 is MUCH worse than we thought.

  • @madisonxd6628
    @madisonxd6628 4 роки тому +4237

    “Survive the year, it’s going to be harder than you think ” - Courtney
    March 2020 - “it’s corona time”.

  • @Bluluvver
    @Bluluvver 6 місяців тому +1121

    I HAVE A PITCH. THE PSYCHIC COMES BACK NOW AND READS THEM AGAIN.

    • @samalamtha
      @samalamtha 6 місяців тому +89

      this and they dont tell him they're married

    • @citizen_wayne
      @citizen_wayne 6 місяців тому +18

      @@samalamtha Yeah okay this would be funny. I was like....why? he was wrong the first time lol

    • @carlyart756
      @carlyart756 5 місяців тому +20

      @@samalamtha Good idea in theory but he'll definitely research them first and it's not hard to find

    • @lislac
      @lislac 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@samalamtha this would be so fun, but by how huge the whole thing blew up, there's no way he wouldn't have heard about it

    • @loraelizabeth7580
      @loraelizabeth7580 5 місяців тому +4

      @@carlyart756 they should’ve set something up and filmed it prior to the announcement (like a few days before) and then posted it after the announcement. Or they could bring someone else in and not tell them who they’re reading ahead of time.

  • @lanceanderchuk4960
    @lanceanderchuk4960 4 роки тому +1464

    The most impressive thing was how fast the dude was shuffling the cards without looking at them.

    • @jaspervermeer659
      @jaspervermeer659 4 роки тому +6

      Right?

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 4 роки тому +15

      And in a nice Rhythm. I wanted a song to be sung lol

    • @macks702
      @macks702 4 роки тому +12

      *starts doing cup song*

    • @dragongaming2796
      @dragongaming2796 4 роки тому +1

      IKR- I do tarot and the cards are a similar size and those things are HARD to shuffle

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 4 роки тому +1

      Right, I can't even shuffle them looking at it

  • @awesomesk5578
    @awesomesk5578 4 роки тому +1762

    Shayne's important resolution this year:
    *MAKE* *GUS* *JOHNSON* *LAUGH*

  • @Colin-tb7cc
    @Colin-tb7cc 4 роки тому +2238

    “Your partner is probably famous”
    CHRIS PRATT

  • @dakotaskong759
    @dakotaskong759 6 місяців тому +246

    This video is insane for SO MANY reasons. The health stuff…at the beginning of 2020 and connecting with other humans… the relationship stuff now knowing they were together… this is absolutely insane.

    • @embertea789
      @embertea789 6 місяців тому +9

      i dont think they were together when filming this

    • @dakotaskong759
      @dakotaskong759 6 місяців тому +8

      @@embertea789 I don’t know…they might’ve been and I find it real funny.

    • @Talezassian
      @Talezassian 3 місяці тому +1

      One wonders if this was what helped them get together

  • @J_R__
    @J_R__ 4 роки тому +1386

    When the psychic said someone broke Shayne’s heart, my own heart broke a little... 😭

    • @alejandraguerrero9527
      @alejandraguerrero9527 4 роки тому +5

      Sameee

    • @stevenfriedman2902
      @stevenfriedman2902 4 роки тому +60

      It's as if he's talked about his past dating life in videos that were posted on the internet

    • @J_R__
      @J_R__ 4 роки тому +41

      Steven Friedman no I know Shayne’s gone through some pretty bad breakups (mainly the 3am one), but I was referring more to his expression
      I just want to give him a hug 😣

    • @garrettdavis4000
      @garrettdavis4000 4 роки тому +8

      Who’s heart hasn’t been broken? That’s so easy to throw out there...

    • @teagansanders4278
      @teagansanders4278 4 роки тому

      same

  • @Allybat22
    @Allybat22 4 роки тому +1720

    Shayne's reading made me tear up. I felt like I could feel what he was feeling at that moment.

  • @vinla6760
    @vinla6760 5 місяців тому +238

    Shayne:
    "I dont know what 5 years from now looks like"
    Shayne 5 yrs later: Married to Courtney

  • @imbles2112
    @imbles2112 4 роки тому +3746

    "Your partner is definitely not here right now."
    Shartney fans: FRICK

    • @bex7147
      @bex7147 4 роки тому +64

      Hahah I was thinking that 😂

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 4 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @kevinbrown3610
      @kevinbrown3610 4 роки тому +33

      People grow just sayin

    • @saveriocavasin8029
      @saveriocavasin8029 4 роки тому +47

      Yeah, as long as you trust a psychic

    • @conanjrd3
      @conanjrd3 4 роки тому +80

      He did say someone from the industry would give her, her first child though.

  • @immacalamity
    @immacalamity 4 роки тому +5343

    Turns out Courtney was the real psychic predicting the coronavirus making life harder in 2020

  • @drewmethisway520
    @drewmethisway520 4 роки тому +1164

    Them: we brought in a psychic
    Me: but we already have Damien

    • @linda97551
      @linda97551 4 роки тому +13

      I know right

    • @Wills-Corner
      @Wills-Corner 4 роки тому +4

      @TheBlueThoughtBubble FACTS!

    • @hbombmax
      @hbombmax 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, well we have a Hulk

  • @daisymae6
    @daisymae6 4 роки тому +2492

    Why did you bring in a psychic when you already have Damien?

    • @ddenicoli
      @ddenicoli 4 роки тому +117

      Damian's powers aren't just for love, if he uses them, he might destroy the universe

    • @MrBandorr
      @MrBandorr 4 роки тому +56

      Because Damien is actually real. They clearly wanted vague comments that could apply to anyone at any time.

    • @shadowchan3948
      @shadowchan3948 4 роки тому +4

      So true

    • @trujenkins
      @trujenkins 4 роки тому +3

      This is the best comment omg

    • @RobinFlysHigh
      @RobinFlysHigh 4 роки тому +7

      Damien's a specific psychic and mind reader. He can't see the big picture

  • @dragonbowlsupper
    @dragonbowlsupper 6 місяців тому +416

    Not me doing a parasocial tour of all the shartney videos after the announcement

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi 6 місяців тому +10

      MEEE 😭😭😭

    • @witchmomo
      @witchmomo 5 місяців тому +3

      Saaaaame

    • @starrr365
      @starrr365 5 місяців тому +4

      I feel called out😭😭

    • @DangitISmiled
      @DangitISmiled 5 місяців тому +2

      I feel personally attacked by this comment and the algorithm…

  • @aryan9586
    @aryan9586 4 роки тому +3455

    Psychic to Courtney: Your partner is definitely not here right now.
    Shartney fans: Say sike right now.

    • @pokemonfanboy2328
      @pokemonfanboy2328 4 роки тому +103

      Lol, same, I was thinking that as I was watching that

    • @jackarthur4673
      @jackarthur4673 4 роки тому +40

      Was literally just about to comment this 😂

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 4 роки тому +10

      Right

    • @blue4lifeblue
      @blue4lifeblue 4 роки тому +168

      He said he is not here now cause he doesn't see him self an angel, until Courtney shows him the way

    • @maeflower25
      @maeflower25 4 роки тому +18

      @@blue4lifeblue ...What?

  • @sultanlootah726
    @sultanlootah726 4 роки тому +1398

    This is gonna be sexual
    Courtney:woooow

  • @velocityf1537
    @velocityf1537 4 роки тому +1102

    Courtney: connecting with other humans
    Coronavirus and government: NO

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 роки тому +7

      It's funny how they were joking like "you're gonna have to CONNECT digitally" and she was like "haha I need a faster internet"
      Zoom calls yo xD

  • @paige-marietanner8398
    @paige-marietanner8398 4 роки тому +1255

    “I wonder why Mr Shayne isn’t married”
    Me screaming and crying at my screen: “YEAH ME TOO!!!”

    • @fishy5396
      @fishy5396 3 роки тому +2

      @Audrey Ploucha 1 years old, why?

    • @SpiderVic11
      @SpiderVic11 6 місяців тому +37

      comments that mean something different in 2024

    • @Artistalicia
      @Artistalicia 6 місяців тому +6

      @@SpiderVic11 lmao for real tho

    • @alondravillegas2664
      @alondravillegas2664 6 місяців тому +19

      Boy do I have some news for you😂

  • @laraheli1054
    @laraheli1054 4 роки тому +1298

    “It’s gonna be hard, survive the year”
    Coronavirus: okay. Who told her

    • @hazelruby9232
      @hazelruby9232 4 роки тому +1

      Oscar Helicopter I love your channel picture

    • @thatonecryingman6254
      @thatonecryingman6254 4 роки тому +8

      world war 3: I didn't...

    • @lancewick4017
      @lancewick4017 4 роки тому +2

      the virus was already out just not in the western world

    • @pyroarq2496
      @pyroarq2496 4 роки тому +3

      @@thatonecryingman6254 The nuke dropped by aliens to take out the humans to not spread the coronavirus: Nah me.

    • @fluffypuffygal6291
      @fluffypuffygal6291 3 роки тому

      She can predict tha future :0

  • @Skull-King95
    @Skull-King95 4 роки тому +1124

    I can't believe that SHANE IS PREGNANT 😮

    • @stupidabc4331
      @stupidabc4331 4 роки тому +18

      I think is pretty obvious tbh

    • @uhnyluh
      @uhnyluh 4 роки тому +46

      Courtney FREAKIN Miller is The Daddy

    • @uhnyluh
      @uhnyluh 4 роки тому +12

      @Musketeer Oliver you don't know who Courtney FREAKIN Miller is?

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 4 роки тому +2

      That’s great. But he spells his name Shayne not Shane. I have made that same mistake before

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 4 роки тому +5

      Musketeer Oliver you clearly don’t watch smosh...

  • @qas2762
    @qas2762 4 роки тому +916

    “Your partner is definitely...not here right now.” and by this point all of the shortney fans have left the video.

    • @anarchyplanet5500
      @anarchyplanet5500 4 роки тому +31

      No. We have just confirmed that he is fake

    • @bashoon5472
      @bashoon5472 4 роки тому +3

      AnarchyPlanet may I know who confirmed it?

    • @benjamindavies1188
      @benjamindavies1188 4 роки тому +28

      that does not definitely exclude the possibility of shortney, it could be that Shane has just not become that person yet

    • @Rovervium
      @Rovervium 4 роки тому +6

      @@benjamindavies1188 maybe the reading is what changes him

    • @eeeellie
      @eeeellie 4 роки тому +6

      maybe all those people who ship her with Damien are now saving this video and watching it every night before bed hahaha

  • @braydenscobie3959
    @braydenscobie3959 6 місяців тому +171

    "You're partner is definitely not here right now."
    Hello from April 2024!

  • @sketchingstudio5552
    @sketchingstudio5552 4 роки тому +269

    Shayne being "just friends" with himself is a mOOD

  • @mr.spywtfbbq404
    @mr.spywtfbbq404 4 роки тому +1121

    ''You're partner is not here right now.''
    All the Shartney shippers actually shart themselfs out of fear.

    • @mobtube1354
      @mobtube1354 4 роки тому +21

      Well its just a prediction

    • @aquacraft7654
      @aquacraft7654 4 роки тому +88

      Well the cards also said that her “angel” would never show up until she unlocked it within him... sooooo maybe it is shayne but he isn’t “there” yet who knowwwwwws

    • @sharondingle1607
      @sharondingle1607 4 роки тому +1

      Right

    • @Nico-cx7op
      @Nico-cx7op 4 роки тому

      @ChocoGamin3 aaah daaam

    • @swofzie123
      @swofzie123 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @neel2307
    @neel2307 4 роки тому +1582

    i can hear shayne’s inner psychology major going : psychics arent real

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 роки тому +224

      Or more like psychics sometimes might use psychology to say what the person wants to hear.

    • @stonksrgud7645
      @stonksrgud7645 3 роки тому +28

      @@themadclown4077 same thing though

    • @TakavaNirhii
      @TakavaNirhii 3 роки тому +106

      @@themadclown4077 That's it. They're experts at reading people and making general statements, knowing that their clients are going to look for connections.

    • @AlbertSirup
      @AlbertSirup 3 роки тому +53

      @@themadclown4077 that's true, when he said "no crossing" i immediately thought it's to keep people open and engaged so they are more susceptible to what he's saying. It's a bit like a magic show.

    • @user-nm7jq1kx7l
      @user-nm7jq1kx7l 3 роки тому +25

      @@TakavaNirhii I have a friend who's a psych major and I saw his post in FB saying "finally using my degree" and a link so I went to the link and was laughing my ass off when I was routed to a psychic website 😂 I immediately pm'ed him and brutally roasted him for it

  • @asdaneedsfunds
    @asdaneedsfunds 6 місяців тому +440

    He did it. He did the splits.

  • @cherryzamo
    @cherryzamo 4 роки тому +613

    "The person that is going to give you your first child."
    I'M NOT KIDDING BUT I HEARD MY JAW *SNAPPED* I-

    • @skygamerhd5019
      @skygamerhd5019 4 роки тому +1

      your luck ;)

    • @robdgekke
      @robdgekke 4 роки тому +7

      Most woman naturally want a child. That why he said it... It's a natural thing

    • @chocxlatee
      @chocxlatee 4 роки тому +1

      Hmm i wonder what the rest said

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 4 роки тому +13

      ​@@robdgekke Most? Idk, times have changed and are still changing, it's not exactly safe to assume everyone wants kids anymore lol

    • @mollyrowold8761
      @mollyrowold8761 4 роки тому +15

      @@lkcullen1918 most is not the same word as everyone

  • @RadDadOrtiz
    @RadDadOrtiz 4 роки тому +541

    Psychic: Say, "Show me your love line."
    Courtney: Show me my love line.
    UA-cam: *Cuts to GrubHub add*
    Me: This psychic is goooood.

  • @aubreyparker5564
    @aubreyparker5564 4 роки тому +750

    Adds be like
    Courtney: show me my love-
    EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH K

    • @ThePyrodactyl
      @ThePyrodactyl 4 роки тому +4

      I literally got the exact same ad at the exact same time

    • @impatientlady8980
      @impatientlady8980 4 роки тому +1

      I got the fantasy island one 😅😅

    • @FrHelnik
      @FrHelnik 4 роки тому +2

      Same !!! I got "you want to stop smoking? "

    • @karnalgirl5062
      @karnalgirl5062 4 роки тому

      aubrey parker ads*

    • @omnicpast5729
      @omnicpast5729 4 роки тому

      aubrey parker same

  • @gracieb.333
    @gracieb.333 3 роки тому +452

    Courtney:
    Health and Socializing
    Covid:
    lol

  • @arthurlebedinski492
    @arthurlebedinski492 4 роки тому +518

    this dude just destroyed Shartney

    • @johnjungkook2721
      @johnjungkook2721 4 роки тому +30

      It's for the best, lol.

    • @oliviashearer
      @oliviashearer 4 роки тому +18

      After he said that I thought, "I guess she's supposed to be with Damien then." 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @awhellyeah12
      @awhellyeah12 4 роки тому +1

      Good

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 4 роки тому +27

      Shipping can be fun, but at this point, they're both very lonely and struggling to find who they want to be with, they've clearly made the choice to not be together because it's right for them, and I think the fans are pressuring them into something they have already agreed is a bad decision. Let them go, let them find who they actually want to be with

    • @coleki2355
      @coleki2355 4 роки тому +1

      I prefer Shane and Olivia so I’m okay oof

  • @asupercoolperson8440
    @asupercoolperson8440 4 роки тому +464

    Courtney: “Its going to be harder than you think.”
    everyone: Hrmmm, so wait who is the psychic here again?

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 роки тому +270

    "We brought in a psychic"
    Damien * reluctantly enters the room* : "Guys. No."

  • @RoseDemica
    @RoseDemica Рік тому +209

    Can we have a 2023 update with Shayne and Courtney about how they feel about these readings now?

    • @nia1daley
      @nia1daley 6 місяців тому +66

      Welp I think yesterday showed us a lot 😭

    • @venuswest1914
      @venuswest1914 6 місяців тому +8

      @@nia1daleyi know right LMAOO

    • @ischristinaok
      @ischristinaok 6 місяців тому +11

      i need this now more than ever

    • @Kaylee_eeee
      @Kaylee_eeee 6 місяців тому +4

      YES ESPECIALLY NOW

    • @ellierelyea8388
      @ellierelyea8388 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah!

  • @ashleylapidus171
    @ashleylapidus171 4 роки тому +671

    Should have had a picture of Damien somewhere to “confuse” people

    • @adamarthurs1300
      @adamarthurs1300 4 роки тому +6

      Ashley Lapidus I thought this was my comment bc of your picture lmao very similar

    • @danielh.8765
      @danielh.8765 4 роки тому +2

      Someone likes Crowley

    • @adamarthurs1300
      @adamarthurs1300 4 роки тому +1

      Daniel H. That’s what that symbol is? Interesting!! Mine is Mindless Self Indulgence

    • @danielh.8765
      @danielh.8765 4 роки тому

      @@adamarthurs1300 Yeah it's the symbol for Thelema

    • @lucillebenavides4568
      @lucillebenavides4568 4 роки тому

      Ooh, a men of letters symbol. I can see u are too a supernatural fan??

  • @madzlikescats1817
    @madzlikescats1817 4 роки тому +281

    shayne's was so intenseee he looked like he was taking it all IN

    • @caseyburkhart5203
      @caseyburkhart5203 4 роки тому +11

      I think he was trying to pretend he actually believed him

  • @tezzawench1899
    @tezzawench1899 4 роки тому +279

    That reading for Shayne I could see it really hit him and just wanna day I hope you find the break in your wall Shayne
    Love and light

  • @paristiger
    @paristiger 6 місяців тому +63

    Well as of April 1st 2024,this aged well. In case anyone doesn't know...
    Shayne can finally do the splits

  • @Maddy-pm3hj
    @Maddy-pm3hj 4 роки тому +479

    The drawing shayne made everyone was laughing at but honestly same for me

    • @spazbomb
      @spazbomb 4 роки тому +4

      same here, a lot of people get this, if it isn't pressure you put yourself through, it's doubt, in worse cases both. You can't get rid of that mentallity, but you can learn to live with it and find the zen zone inbetween. Been trying it myself, just gotta realise when you're doing it.

    • @maturinthecosmicturtle6783
      @maturinthecosmicturtle6783 4 роки тому

      Same here, I saw it was just just like yup I feel that

    • @ryleighbrodie2861
      @ryleighbrodie2861 4 роки тому

      I posted on Instagram that and said and that's a Bob Ross Portrait

    • @Maddy-pm3hj
      @Maddy-pm3hj 4 роки тому

      spaz bomb his drawing is probably the best and only way to describe it without fumbling through

  • @shihtzugirl87
    @shihtzugirl87 4 роки тому +178

    My heart got so happy when Shayne said he got himself flowers. I want a guy that I can buy flowers for.

    • @jonnypayne598
      @jonnypayne598 4 роки тому +4

      Shayne and himself are JUST FRIENDS

  • @peyton9523
    @peyton9523 4 роки тому +421

    Shayne looked like he was on the verge of tears his entire reading

    • @Prerona11
      @Prerona11 4 роки тому +14

      Yeahh and it was soo adorable and sad

  • @TheThreeMonkeysDance
    @TheThreeMonkeysDance 6 місяців тому +102

    Took 4 years but Shayne can finally to the splits guys

  • @Embobmaster
    @Embobmaster 4 роки тому +363

    Courtney: "Survive the year, it's gonna be harder than you think."
    COVID-19: *i'm willing to second that*

    • @due_consideration903
      @due_consideration903 4 роки тому +1

      1:40

    • @mskitten39
      @mskitten39 3 роки тому

      Courtney immediately after: connecting with other people.
      COVID-19: 😂😂😂 yeah sure

  • @lapenotiere
    @lapenotiere 4 роки тому +878

    "Okay your partner is definitely..... not here right now"
    *every smosh fan ever*: THIS IS BULLSH*T

    • @jadehoani4084
      @jadehoani4084 4 роки тому +66

      Skylar LaPenotiere “this man is pretty hard to catch cause he’s probably popular or something....”
      Shayne’s popular and he isn’t MENTALLY there, like Shayne said he’s always in his head 🤔🤔🤔
      This ship shall not die just yet

    • @ktlemmon7656
      @ktlemmon7656 4 роки тому +11

      Shayne has not grown to his fullest yet, he will grow into a new man. The ship shall sail on

    • @Levitator94
      @Levitator94 4 роки тому +12

      I think what he meant was that she’s not in a relationship with that person yet

  • @j2xosorio24
    @j2xosorio24 4 роки тому +211

    "stay alive, survive the year, its gonna be harder than we think"
    that just gave me chills bro

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 роки тому +1

      Same that got me scared xD wth Courtney

  • @sunakonakahara4770
    @sunakonakahara4770 6 місяців тому +58

    2020.
    Psychic: Your partner is definitely not here right now.
    Plot twist 2024
    Shayne + Courtney = Married 👰🤵‍♂️

  • @kingkirbz
    @kingkirbz 4 роки тому +215

    now we wait for courtney’s pregnancy announcement

    • @darththeo
      @darththeo 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly, that would be a serious WTF moment.

  • @JonahSonner
    @JonahSonner 4 роки тому +87

    Shayne always looks like he just finished a deep cry session and there's nothing wrong with that

  • @rishikabakshi1579
    @rishikabakshi1579 4 роки тому +285

    Shayne writes 2020
    Courtbort : ZOZO

  • @runwithturtles5996
    @runwithturtles5996 3 роки тому +395

    The fact that Courtney is the psychic on this video, predicting early exactly what 2020 would actually be!

  • @andygspeed6233
    @andygspeed6233 4 роки тому +346

    They should do this again but with other people in the cast.

  • @PEEKKACHOO
    @PEEKKACHOO 4 роки тому +87

    Psychic: you will marry a 6'4 asian woman
    Shartney shippers: OMG THAT'S COURTNEY RELATIONSHIP CONFIRMED 😳😳❤❤❤❤😭😭😭

  • @andimbritish6933
    @andimbritish6933 4 роки тому +251

    In like 20 years I want to see if this guy was right.

    • @pablojoelaban363
      @pablojoelaban363 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 роки тому +2

      Psychic said my aunt was going to have twins and she later on did so theres that.

    • @mkg1097
      @mkg1097 3 роки тому

      @@themadclown4077 lucky guess

  • @AllThatAmar
    @AllThatAmar 6 місяців тому +101

    It's possible, however slim, that a Hollywood based rune reading fortune teller may not be a 100% accurate source on future events.

  • @pigeonsonapowerline
    @pigeonsonapowerline 4 роки тому +293

    “Someone broke your heart man”
    *SAMANTHA WHY DID YOU LET THE BABY DRINK*

  • @elisaarnadottir4720
    @elisaarnadottir4720 4 роки тому +103

    "Have child"
    Me: **chokes on icecream**

  • @makeupbyrienne2649
    @makeupbyrienne2649 4 роки тому +165

    Shayne wants to think less.... Well you should've thought of that before you chose to become a Virgo 😂😂😂

  • @anitajankowski1580
    @anitajankowski1580 6 місяців тому +95

    Oh this aged like a FINE WINE

  • @crazytsvetock1
    @crazytsvetock1 4 роки тому +655

    courtney: i recently came out as not straight
    him: so this is definitely a MAN

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 4 роки тому +102

      He's supposedly psychic. You can be a pansexual girl and end up with a straight forever-male dude

    • @haleyolson5648
      @haleyolson5648 4 роки тому +3

      So what's her sexuality

    • @cursedbycait9390
      @cursedbycait9390 4 роки тому +31

      @@haleyolson5648 not straight

    • @tariana6120
      @tariana6120 4 роки тому +6

      haley olson shes pan

    • @finpin2622
      @finpin2622 4 роки тому +53

      It's funny that he went for "man" even after Courtney said she was not-straight but used gender neutral language for Shayne 😂 maybe he just had a.... strong intuition on Courtney's partner? Lol still odd

  • @scoutmattox1055
    @scoutmattox1055 5 місяців тому +23

    The psychic totally looks directly at Shane when he says Courtney’s first bb daddy is going to be popular, and then Shane is so tickled

  • @aripocki
    @aripocki 5 місяців тому +17

    "Your partner is definitelyyyyyy not here right now." That was oddly specific, and now it all makes sense.

  • @Ashbashbabyc
    @Ashbashbabyc 6 місяців тому +75

    Hits different today lmao

  • @Amphanotes
    @Amphanotes 4 роки тому +106

    I have never seen Shayne this serious to my memory, it is interesting to see a different side to him although i love his humour in general also haha

    • @plorymi
      @plorymi 4 роки тому +9

      Mr. Danners You should try Smoshcast, they talk about pretty serious things in some episodes like the one with Damien, Ian, and Shayne.

  • @StevenandStefanie
    @StevenandStefanie 4 роки тому +100

    "Yeah sunflowers...cuz we're just friends" I laughed way to hard at that

  • @lynndonbarr3153
    @lynndonbarr3153 4 роки тому +232

    Psychics: mastering the art of being so incredibly vague that literally anyone can feel like they're being told something important.

    • @MellenBerger
      @MellenBerger 4 роки тому +8

      barnum effect

    • @ankhels
      @ankhels 4 роки тому +9

      Lynndon Barr yup that's how astrology works too & why everyone loves horoscopes, it's always done so they can feel good, like Leo's being badass lioness proud strong etc or another one being empathetic and or some other one being x... that plus the other reason people love psychics/astrology is it makes people feel like they can control their lives even though they can't. Like when a horoscope says avoid this person bc you'll have an unpleasant work confrontation or you'll meet the love of your life today or some shit.

    • @ANobodyNamedDex
      @ANobodyNamedDex 4 роки тому

      ankhels I feel like it was once something that was truly believed and people actually studied it but now it has devolved into something everyone know and it has become “mainstream” or deluded into this vague stuff that can fit everyone I personally think it is just cool to look at it and stuff

    • @AzureVoltic
      @AzureVoltic 4 роки тому +1

      @@ANobodyNamedDex There are plenty of things that people may believe, but that doesn't make it real. In the real world of fact and reason, this kind of stuff is a joke. Sure, maybe people use to believe it, but people also use to broadly believe the Earth was flat, etc. I would also hope that as we understand more about reality, people would be smart enough to move past the ridiculous fairytales, but as long as educated people still believe in the stories of the Bible, you can always trust that people out there are ignorant enough to believe anything.

    • @ANobodyNamedDex
      @ANobodyNamedDex 4 роки тому +2

      Azure Voltic Im sorry I phrased that wrong I was just saying that i feel like it was once something like the Greek mythology where people actually were devoted to studying and not just believing the first thing they hear about their sign of their future. Also about that bible thing, religions of today are just modern mythologies. But now they pick and choose what sins will have you throw straight to hell, if one person doesn’t like what you are doing they will bring up an arbitrary line from a 2000 year old book that has been translated many, many times and has many mistranslations , example: man shall not lay with man; the real translation; man shall not lay with boy, so yes there will forever be ignorant people that will believe the first thing thrown at them with no research put into it (or in flat earthers of today are just plain ignoring science and facts that back the science up). We do understand more about reality just some people are to ignorant to see that we do.

  • @juliettem13
    @juliettem13 3 роки тому +200

    psychic: your partner is definitely not here right now
    shartney fans: 👁👄👁

  • @Rednexican816
    @Rednexican816 4 роки тому +249

    Psychic: "He's probably not here right now..."
    Jack Sparrow: "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

  • @noalb1
    @noalb1 4 роки тому +945

    This guy is really good at saying a lot of words without actually saying anything. Impressive.

    • @MellenBerger
      @MellenBerger 4 роки тому +102

      all psychics are like that....they use the barnum effect

    • @muppetmom78
      @muppetmom78 4 роки тому +75

      @@MellenBerger its called being very vague and very generalized so there 's less of chance people find out that your a fake!! Very common and very much overused tactic most psychics use or tarot card readers

    • @destinyrose2175
      @destinyrose2175 4 роки тому +21

      And what little he was specific about “ready” both Courtney and Shane talk about on a semi regular basis in Smosh videos, and much of it is probably on their wiki pages xD

    • @zakarymoninger7845
      @zakarymoninger7845 4 роки тому +15

      At least this guy was really cool and positive about it though. Besides the pregnancy thing, pretty much everything he said was just good advice in general, which in a setting where you're talking to a believer could be really helpful.

    • @freddithefu4848
      @freddithefu4848 4 роки тому +21

      So here is a thought:
      Psychic reading can never really be specifically be about you. When he tells you these vague things you automatically compare them to yourself and think about how it fits into your story. This causes you to actually think about yourself, look into yourself, become introspective.
      If you view the psychic reading more as a mirror to your self and a initiation for self reflection, than as a direct personal answer to your questions, it makes a lot more sense.

  • @nooneknowsian1601
    @nooneknowsian1601 4 роки тому +91

    Next on Smosh:
    *A Hypnotist Makes Us Fall In Love With Each Other*

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 4 роки тому +9

      Next next on Smosh:
      *Our child will rule the world*

    • @Nina-ls9wj
      @Nina-ls9wj 4 роки тому +3

      @@kaldo_kaldo our child is called courtney junior freakin topp

  • @chirp1075
    @chirp1075 6 місяців тому +125

    Bro rewatching this in 2024 after Courtney and Shayne posted their real/ maybe fake wedding is insane.

  • @Yamikani
    @Yamikani 4 роки тому +394

    why didn't you just call Damien

  • @j_leevemealone
    @j_leevemealone 4 роки тому +201

    Physic: The person is not in the room currently
    Everyone watching: *collective sigh*

    • @Grosvenor77
      @Grosvenor77 4 роки тому +11

      Because Shane needs to find himself and become that person :D

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 роки тому +4

      I wonder if Damien or even Ian is in the room

  • @carolinewilliamson3405
    @carolinewilliamson3405 4 роки тому +116

    1:28 I was kinda hoping she would write, "iM gOinG MoRmAn!!"

  • @Prerona11
    @Prerona11 4 роки тому +217

    Shayne is so attractive when he is serious

    • @thesnap5042
      @thesnap5042 4 роки тому +44

      shayne is just so attractive period ahah

    • @vaibhavtiwari6540
      @vaibhavtiwari6540 3 роки тому +6

      @@thesnap5042 why you moaning though?

    • @speedle9190
      @speedle9190 3 роки тому +4

      @@vaibhavtiwari6540 what

    • @vaibhavtiwari6540
      @vaibhavtiwari6540 3 роки тому

      @@speedle9190 the AhAh.

    • @speedle9190
      @speedle9190 3 роки тому +6

      @@vaibhavtiwari6540 it's a laugh. Or a chuckle. Or a giggle. In what world would that be a moan

  • @bethanyrosevear
    @bethanyrosevear 4 роки тому +92

    Why does Shayne keep drawing himself as salad fingers in these lol

    • @ndjdjdj986
      @ndjdjdj986 4 роки тому +1

      RHATS WHAT I THOUGHT HE WAS DRAWING BEFORE THE NOSE HYGGHH

  • @calebhoke-wewer1157
    @calebhoke-wewer1157 4 роки тому +239

    I'm so happy for Shayne because this means he is going to find everything that he truly wants in a person and that he will be very happy and that makes me happy

    • @twofourtwo93
      @twofourtwo93 4 роки тому +16

      do people actually take psychics seriously

    • @calebhoke-wewer1157
      @calebhoke-wewer1157 4 роки тому +6

      @@twofourtwo93I don't know but even if the psychic is lying I'm 100% sure Shayne will find true happiness

    • @twofourtwo93
      @twofourtwo93 4 роки тому +8

      @@calebhoke-wewer1157 oh i believe that too, but psychics are full of shit man. most of them believe it themselves but its not real

  • @Idlccnt
    @Idlccnt 4 роки тому +70

    I know Shayne is very skeptic when it comes to this kind of stuff, and you can see it, that he’s struggling if he’s going to believe it or not.

  • @Jamiesaurus_Art
    @Jamiesaurus_Art 6 місяців тому +39

    He can finally do the splits, guys

  • @emilystorm8624
    @emilystorm8624 4 роки тому +260

    Shayne: “A self portrait”
    *draws Salad Fingers*

    • @silvertheorist
      @silvertheorist 4 роки тому +4

      I'm cackling at this and the mental image that followed after

    • @donnadoonan4322
      @donnadoonan4322 4 роки тому

      Maybe he voiced salad fingers??

    • @donnadoonan4322
      @donnadoonan4322 4 роки тому +1

      I know he doesnt it was a joke but what if he did?-

  • @skylarsorell9212
    @skylarsorell9212 4 роки тому +193

    "Survive the year. It's gonna be harder than we think"
    *Coronavirus has entered the chat*

  • @howardthechuck7794
    @howardthechuck7794 4 роки тому +157

    We need more-
    •Damien and Shayne show
    •Ian and damien’s show where they rank things
    •also, bring back smash pot weekly

  • @isabellapajamas2093
    @isabellapajamas2093 6 місяців тому +46

    seeing this again in 2024 with their “april fools” marriage is INSANE

  • @veezopolis
    @veezopolis 4 роки тому +95

    Woah I can't believe they hired a real genuine talker who can read people pretty well, and say general things that can apply to everyone

    • @emilybrune9515
      @emilybrune9515 4 роки тому +13

      true a lot does apply to everyone. i found my self saying the same thing but a lot was specific as well.

    • @mariat.s.3429
      @mariat.s.3429 4 роки тому +14

      Well, it's not only that , it's also how everyone interprets it , and how they decide to take that information and change their mindset.

    • @janerikfredriksen8997
      @janerikfredriksen8997 4 роки тому +11

      Sure, he gives good advice , but I still can't stand that people like him ( some atleast ) take advantage of desperate people . And of course they're not cheap.

    • @invincibletanker2928
      @invincibletanker2928 4 роки тому +6

      Also the more in depth things said are just things they’ve said in videos like shaynes break up

    • @rmcBloody
      @rmcBloody 4 роки тому +1

      I was looking for this comment, it was so obvious that guy was saying only general advice.

  • @danaliyuechang
    @danaliyuechang 4 роки тому +254

    Shayne:LA is crazy,my job is crazy
    Me:waiting for him to to call himself crazy

  • @franqueee
    @franqueee 4 роки тому +126

    "Your partner is not in here right now"
    Thats it guys, the final nail in the coffin

    • @RB_2034
      @RB_2034 4 роки тому +4

      hey I still have hope, for all I know they could be doing this to throw us under the bus

    • @kiwi9445
      @kiwi9445 4 роки тому +5

      Courtmien rise 🤔?

    • @itsravt
      @itsravt 4 роки тому +7

      its a sign
      “your partner is not in here RIGHT NOW”
      not
      “your partner is not here”
      BAM!

    • @RB_2034
      @RB_2034 4 роки тому +11

      @@kiwi9445 DON'T YOU DARE SHIP COURTNEY AND DAMIEN LEAVE THE INNOCENT WEEB OUT OF THIS

    • @halleys.comett
      @halleys.comett 4 роки тому +1

      Rav T cort is gonna marry a baby

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 3 роки тому +56

    Shayne is an absolute treasure. I hope he gets that peace