help me dear god Escape from Tarkov 20210714

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  • Опубліковано 1 лис 2024

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  • @LiveTheDream24
    @LiveTheDream24 3 роки тому +11

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the drunkest scav of all time. I nearly pissed my pants laughing.

  • @moustafa2258
    @moustafa2258 3 роки тому +11

    The AOE II music made the quest possible.

  • @KFC66
    @KFC66 3 роки тому +6

    My god do I love seeing the Kolpak Krew get back together.
    Even if Sam murders them once their usefulness is gone.

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 2 роки тому

      For anyone out of the loop, the Kolpak Krew is the peasant army Sam sometimes calls up like a feudal lord to help him complete quests. Kolpak Krew is just the shortened name though, the official title is the Kentucky Kolpak Krew cause its mostly made up of inbreds from the fried chicken state.

  • @seanjohnson3920
    @seanjohnson3920 3 роки тому +26

    i lost a whole bowl hit from his intro with "wassup UltraToxic".
    You knew it was gonna be good.

    • @dinosaurpotatoes
      @dinosaurpotatoes 3 роки тому +4

      Smoke on brother smoke on im bout to hit some fatties and build furniture for my baby on the way so that i can be one step closer so Samification.

    • @corruptVz
      @corruptVz 3 роки тому +4

      @@dinosaurpotatoes stoners like you make us all look like fools

    • @dinosaurpotatoes
      @dinosaurpotatoes 3 роки тому +6

      @@corruptVz bro i got a 650+ credit score, am married to a fine ass Venezualan, just bought a fully loaded 2021 corolla, and have a half ounce in my game room complete with an xbox one x and ps4 pro......keep your stereotypes big dawg

    • @dinosaurpotatoes
      @dinosaurpotatoes 3 роки тому +2

      @@corruptVz ....you still on moma'$ rent right...nothing wrong with that but you can not be out here saying shit like this 🤣🤣

    • @Synergy4375
      @Synergy4375 3 роки тому +5

      @@dinosaurpotatoes yeah im with you on this one, Car business, house, dogs, game room Mrs and a Son and a cheeky kawasaki H2R for play days. All about that will power and motivation aint it, Stoners of the normal sterotype are the reason its seen as a bad drug like here in the UK. When people like you and me go about your normal day even after a 7g blunt XD

  • @collinwgreen
    @collinwgreen 3 роки тому +7

    Lmaoooooo when he fucking merked his teamates on factory hahahahah, whyyyy hahahaha

    • @TIsForThomas
      @TIsForThomas 3 роки тому +1

      Didn't want a run through

    • @eldonhill4840
      @eldonhill4840 3 роки тому +1

      So he didn't get a run through. Which is extra funny because he didn't know that doesn't even matter for the quest

  • @boomer6131
    @boomer6131 3 роки тому +4

    I haven’t laugh so hard in a long time

  • @slippy2315
    @slippy2315 3 роки тому +3

    22:30 Sam really is sheltered as hell lol

  • @highlanderofthelast710
    @highlanderofthelast710 3 роки тому +5

    I love that Sam doesn't know all the food crate spawns under drop down building or infront if those same building by helicopter

  • @sholasik3292
    @sholasik3292 3 роки тому +3

    I have spent days with this stuck in my head and trying to figure it out.
    Where is the song playing during his factory run around 10:40 or a little after in come from? It sounds so incredibly familiar and it's killing me.

    • @_Bonez12
      @_Bonez12 3 роки тому

      Apparently it's from AoE, but I can't find the specific song. Good luck.

    • @sholasik3292
      @sholasik3292 3 роки тому +2

      @@_Bonez12 ua-cam.com/video/1JoZkahjO1Q/v-deo.html Found it! AoE was what it was and I only have AoE2 on steam so after your tip and going through the track listing it is T station. Sidenote, great soundtrack.

  • @user-dx9ow3xr3h
    @user-dx9ow3xr3h 3 роки тому

    The rat in his true form... RAT ATTACK 🐀🐁

  • @mufflezz3060
    @mufflezz3060 3 роки тому

    sam streaming at night is really chill i fw it

  • @kyubensis
    @kyubensis 3 роки тому +6

    nice quality

    • @ZinkyStinky
      @ZinkyStinky 3 роки тому +3

      240p is highly underutilized. It is Better than all the other resolutions by far.

  • @ICONNI06
    @ICONNI06 3 роки тому +7

    Succulent content sir

  • @slipweasel
    @slipweasel 3 роки тому +12

    I found your drank in game man...I sucked it down with vigor.

    • @borttime
      @borttime 3 роки тому +2

      This isn't sam's account

  • @crispycaveman8510
    @crispycaveman8510 3 роки тому

    I'm on food assistance. I cant buy prepared food has to be frozen or w.e so I eat tons of frozen dinners. Feelsbadman

  • @boricualoco1
    @boricualoco1 3 роки тому

    lmfaooo the rat attack!

  • @josephrichardson5240
    @josephrichardson5240 3 роки тому +4

    22:00

  • @DJMagikarp
    @DJMagikarp 3 роки тому +2

    IM GONNA COOOOM

  • @slick4415
    @slick4415 3 роки тому +1

    What’s the song at the outro

    • @stinkmonger
      @stinkmonger 3 роки тому +2

      jippy - anything is possible
      took it down for some reason but it was reuploaded

  • @cloudz4205
    @cloudz4205 3 роки тому

    yo whats the beat he playin thats actually kinda good

  • @jaredadams620
    @jaredadams620 2 роки тому

    1:26:40 The sam custom special.
    1:27:05 Reign: Inferno bruh.

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers1716 3 роки тому +6

    I rarely shame people or talk shit, but goddamn if you've reached like 35 or 40 within 2 weeks of wipe you need *something* to do in life.

    • @nameless4159
      @nameless4159 3 роки тому

      I mean if youre decent at the game it doesnt really take that much time, ive only been able to play around 3-4 hours a day and im lvl 27.

    • @coopers1716
      @coopers1716 3 роки тому +1

      @@nameless4159 I'm talking about the sweat factories that are level 36 in 10 days. Those people need an intervention. Maybe some Jesus.

    • @Karl_I
      @Karl_I 3 роки тому

      @@nameless4159 if your level forty in two weeks, you need to go make friends

    • @methodhardie9193
      @methodhardie9193 2 місяці тому

      @@nameless4159ONLY 3-4 hrs a day lol

  • @Theevilrhino
    @Theevilrhino 3 роки тому

    How in the fuck did Sam have 120 raids completed and not have delivery from the past done???

  • @Brandon-tz2wh
    @Brandon-tz2wh 3 роки тому

    Hungry man spicy chicken isn’t half bad. But the other meals taste like garbage

  • @gamersink3337
    @gamersink3337 3 роки тому +1

    Brih

  • @crispycaveman8510
    @crispycaveman8510 3 роки тому

    I'm a neet. Yup

  • @BearWarfare
    @BearWarfare 3 роки тому

    Did you really admit that you’d eat horse “meat” from a can??😂😉

  • @billysipe5040
    @billysipe5040 3 роки тому

    Secoum

  • @dawn5076
    @dawn5076 3 роки тому

    I woulda said I prefer chinese food even in a burger joint. I mean, that includes so many dishes compared to just burgers... just sayin'

  • @nathanvans7188
    @nathanvans7188 3 роки тому +1

    You legit uploaded his last twitch stream. How’s is the channel even a thing an not been banned yet

  • @demturkeys1811
    @demturkeys1811 3 роки тому

    I'm violently angry that same was short on rubles to buy 41 markers.

  • @TheTimus
    @TheTimus 3 роки тому +1

    forst

  • @justinkunz8845
    @justinkunz8845 3 роки тому

    You mean to tell me there is a 4th channel? Jesus Sam