Best deadpan delivery ever. I would love for Craig to be a visiting guide at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum in Washington, DC, USA. “Come with me now and see the stuff that didn’t blow up or crash.”
"And here at the Air and Space museum are the doors you saw in that Transformers movie... The ones that somehow led from Washington, DC, out into the Arizona desert, and nobody thought to wonder how that worked." =^[.]^=
At "I suffer from hay fever" I literally lost it in the middle of the office, luckily during lunch break. Your depiction of Craig's misery evolves in unpredictable ways. If you will be contacted by any museum in Scotland to record an intro to the audiotour Craig-style, I will visit once again just for that!
Hooray, she's back. Wow, talk about dedicated to the channel. Poor Craig, perhaps the "hay feaver" will become less severe soon. Glad to see him back, take care of him and yourself.
I just realized the meta narrative behind Craig's adventures. He's getting fired from each job just after the vid goes out. Aaaand then hired by the next unwary "attraction". What a CV.
Craig is the best tour guide ever! He's got good quips, he's informative and unpretentious, and he's got those rugged Scottish handsome looks. What more could a tourist ever want?
I can feel the discomfort seeping out of my screen. Not severe enough to be getting all het up about, but irritating enough to make sure that everybody around you knows about it. You're a wee trooper Craig, ye miserable bastard.
I dearly hope Craig's conscious gets to be uploaded to post humanity digital existence and he turns out to be the most qualified for the role as "friendly welcome voice to the magnificent O'Neil cylinder hub world of intergalactic Sol" or some other such guff
"If you don't just want to look at plants, but be hot while you look at them". LOL.Brilliant again. I would have liked to hear Craig's take on Bonsai trees. Maybe, "It's the good lords way of reminding us to have a vegetable or two with our deep fried mars bar"
Ms Morton, you are a real treat and have the gift and skills needed to make us smile. Your creation of Craig is a gem. Thanks for sharing the joy with mere mortals such as those of us here across the pond.
Those wearing glasses, be advised to take them off upon entry. I know what you're thinking, you won't be able to see anything without your glasses on. But you won't be able to see anything with your glasses on either as they will instantly fog up.
I actually went there on my first day, ever, in Scotland. It was summer Solstice, 9° and literally flooding, like, they told us we had to leave because, inside, we were ankle-deep in water. We were ankle-deep in water outside, too, so I didn't see the point of evacuating, especially since it was also pissing down and we fucked up three umbrellas in the wind.
Is Craig aware of the McTagg & Co single use disposable nostril membrane at £4.99 the pair? They come with a special design plastic tweezer for insertion and removal. Superb product - never had a problem.
Im glad you feel better and Craig is back. Although i might have reached a critical point now, were i can't really take a tour guide seriously if he/she doesn't say "..come with me now.." in a scottish accent. "Ma'am, i don't care if this is the Louvre! Say the line or we won't move a bit!"
I completely understand what Craig is going through, we had a Saharan dust cloud arrive yesterday. I can't even roll my windows down while driving without having a vicious sneezing attack. I love the "You see a rock, I see a garden." Hilarious!
Omg, I am Italian, I visited Edinburgh twice: the second time I also went on a MacBackpacker’s tour of the highlands and I’ve stayed in casual contact with our tour guide (Stuart) since. I found your videos so hilarious, I had to DM him the link, I hope he shares them with all his colleagues! Suggestion: maybe do the pathology museum some time? I know only nerds like me visit it, but I’d like to know Craig’s view on it!
Another brilliant observation. Coming back on the train (LNER) from London today, I wondered if Craig had ever been a train guard - advising on food and drink, which cars were 1st class, which stop you need to get off for something really exciting - like Newcastle. I think he would make a good guard...
Yet more , dare I say (or even type), hankie panky. Try a little 'grass' it won't cure the hay fever but you won't care. I thought stoned was a rock solid adjective for being unsteady on your feet and vomiting . Apparently it also applies to gardens. You live and learn as Craig would say.......
One of these days you’re gonna hear a crazy American hollering at you from across the pub yelling “Craig! Craig! Can ye take meh for a tour?” That will be me. 😆
They say that 3 in 100 are naturally red headed. Half my family are red headed, my grandmother, herr sisters, an aunt, two uncles, a couple of cousins andd my late mother who died on my birthday. But, it's proof that headheads rise to the top.
"And I must warn you; I suffer from hay fever."
Careful there Craig! That's almost dangerously close to caring about something!
spot on!!
If I ever visit Scotland I’ll be bummed if the guide doesn’t say “come with me now” as the tour starts
Good one! 😄😄
I lead a ghost walk, Yorkshire rather than Scotland, but I now start by saying “come with me now” 😆🤣
Don't forget to check out the gift shop on your way out.....
bonnie laddie come awa with me.
ONnnAH JUR-NEE
'when we realised we didn't just want to colonis the world, we wanted their trees as well' 😂😂😂 Spot on Craig!
To be fair, Scotland needs the trees.
I swore it was going to be, "We wanted to pollinate it as well."
@@alygatornadofollowed by a sleazy smile and eyebrow waggle. missed opportunity
"You see a rock, I see a garden." Craig, don't get over enthusiastic now!
He is not well. It's the hay fever.
Those aren't scarves in the gift shop, Craig, they're giant hankies for hay fever sufferers.
Best deadpan delivery ever. I would love for Craig to be a visiting guide at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum in Washington, DC, USA. “Come with me now and see the stuff that didn’t blow up or crash.”
Oh, yes! 😀😀😀
This here is a tinfoil choob. Wouldnae catch me gawn in there, but some bugger did
"And here at the Air and Space museum are the doors you saw in that Transformers movie... The ones that somehow led from Washington, DC, out into the Arizona desert, and nobody thought to wonder how that worked." =^[.]^=
At "I suffer from hay fever" I literally lost it in the middle of the office, luckily during lunch break. Your depiction of Craig's misery evolves in unpredictable ways. If you will be contacted by any museum in Scotland to record an intro to the audiotour Craig-style, I will visit once again just for that!
Glad you're feeling better! I love the creativity: you see lingering covid symptoms... I see Craig with hay fever 😂
Hooray, she's back. Wow, talk about dedicated to the channel.
Poor Craig, perhaps the "hay feaver" will become less severe soon. Glad to see him back, take care of him and yourself.
Welcome back, Craaaaig, glad to see you staggering about!!! Stating the obvious but its genius how she wrote her actual sniffles into the script. 💛
Craig whips up our enthusiasm for seeds and scarves to an all time high. :-) Loving your humour Eleanor.
I love the way Craig rotates his eyes malevolently back and forth across the attentive group as he speaks. He looks like a sickly Scottish Cylon.
I just realized the meta narrative behind Craig's adventures. He's getting fired from each job just after the vid goes out. Aaaand then hired by the next unwary "attraction". What a CV.
😀😀😀
You can't buy that kind of enthusiasm!😂
Damn, Craig is sounding particularly animated and enthused today.
Craig is the best tour guide ever! He's got good quips, he's informative and unpretentious, and he's got those rugged Scottish handsome looks. What more could a tourist ever want?
I can feel the discomfort seeping out of my screen.
Not severe enough to be getting all het up about, but irritating enough to make sure that everybody around you knows about it.
You're a wee trooper Craig, ye miserable bastard.
It’s good to see Craig and the lass feeling better than a week ago! Thank you for yet another tour.😊
Always good to see Craig phone in his tour guide job.
Phone? Too much effort. Maybe a text message that he re-sends every shift.
I dearly hope Craig's conscious gets to be uploaded to post humanity digital existence and he turns out to be the most qualified for the role as "friendly welcome voice to the magnificent O'Neil cylinder hub world of intergalactic Sol" or some other such guff
Hope your feeling better. Can't tell by seeing you now. People see Mars bar Scottish people see a fry up. Have a great day.
😁Those reasonably priced £35 jars of Honey in the gift shop will help your sniffles Craig!
I do hope I can become more like Craig in the future. I do practice by watching UA-cam too much so that’s a good start I think.
Love Craig. He needs his own television show.
Scottish news presenter doesn't give a f**k
I think Craig must have once worked for an American-owned company and now his 'forced enthusiasm' glands are shot. I know mine are.
Awww... somebody send that fellow a nice bouquet of flowers. He's feelin' poorly.
This hits a little close to home. I have chronic hayfever and work in a garden center.
I know! Had a friend who suffered the same and she worked at a riding school - the hay!!
Dude.
Classic Craig. I think the sniffy nose adds a special frisson.
I knew I was going to enjoy this one from the first sentence. Craig really had had enough this time, even for Craig.
I'd pay money to take one of Craig's tours. If he were real, he'd be an internet legend.
And since he's not real, he can remain an internet legend...
Wishing the wife and I could tour Scotland some day with Craig.
"If you don't just want to look at plants, but be hot while you look at them". LOL.Brilliant again. I would have liked to hear Craig's take on Bonsai trees. Maybe, "It's the good lords way of reminding us to have a vegetable or two with our deep fried mars bar"
This is going to shock you but I have never had a deep fried mars bar, nor has anyone I know. I think its for tourists.
@@EleanorMortonable Haha. No it doesn't shock me. I live here. lol. Just playing along. :-)
i.e. I could imagine Craig saying it, but you know him a lot better, obviously. Great character.
@@EleanorMortonable yes, was in Edinburgh few years back. It was like trying to eat a mars bar that had been in your car too long and was melted. 🤢
@@EleanorMortonable the only people I know who did enjoy them growing up were Lancastrian, not Scots!
Ms Morton, you are a real treat and have the gift and skills needed to make us smile. Your creation of Craig is a gem. Thanks for sharing the joy with mere mortals such as those of us here across the pond.
My heart leapt when I saw there was a new Craig video. The character is funnier with each iteration.
They do need to find a cure for hay fever tho. Like now please I’m sufferingggggg
If I make my way to Scotland and meet somebody named Craig I don't know if I'll be able to hold it together.
I’m away to find a hanky ,,,, your a genius
Those wearing glasses, be advised to take them off upon entry. I know what you're thinking, you won't be able to see anything without your glasses on. But you won't be able to see anything with your glasses on either as they will instantly fog up.
So basically you won't be seeing anything!
😂😂😂😂😂
How can you tell if a scot has hayfever? You can’t.
Craig, they to sell antihistamines in that gift shop! Hilarious!
Fair play to Craig, he is never out of work, bless him. Craig is there for any occasion......
"April to November" and "Seeds and scarves." Craig's right about both! 😂
I actually went there on my first day, ever, in Scotland. It was summer Solstice, 9° and literally flooding, like, they told us we had to leave because, inside, we were ankle-deep in water. We were ankle-deep in water outside, too, so I didn't see the point of evacuating, especially since it was also pissing down and we fucked up three umbrellas in the wind.
Is Craig aware of the McTagg & Co single use disposable nostril membrane at £4.99 the pair? They come with a special design plastic tweezer for insertion and removal. Superb product - never had a problem.
Those Scots have always been inventive, haven’t they?
When I was doing my floristry training there was an apprentice who had the worst hay fever I have ever seen.
Im glad you feel better and Craig is back.
Although i might have reached a critical point now, were i can't really take a tour guide seriously if he/she doesn't say "..come with me now.." in a scottish accent.
"Ma'am, i don't care if this is the Louvre! Say the line or we won't move a bit!"
Craig is the best Fauna of Scotland
I am from the US and I love your accent. You would hate me smiling when you're mad.
As an American, I’m glad you have subtitles.
Not really need them, but I think it’s an extra joke for free.
GIFTSHOP GIFTSHOP! :D
I completely understand what Craig is going through, we had a Saharan dust cloud arrive yesterday. I can't even roll my windows down while driving without having a vicious sneezing attack. I love the "You see a rock, I see a garden." Hilarious!
Whoa!!! Where do you live??
Craig in all his freshness!
I’ve travelled the world hoping to come across the free cafe table. The Holy Grail.
Yet another great video!
Give the makeup person a Pat on the back, you look beautiful
Edinbruh
Going there next week. Can’t wait. Imperialist plant collection here I come.
That waz sooooo edukayshunal
glad you're back : )
Everyone wonders, "where is Craig", no on ever asks "how is Craig" :P
Thank you
@@EleanorMortonable ^^
My man Craig should really stop taking these guide jobs
But it's his dream job!
Ah, bless Craig. This time I do feel bad forrim.
forrim xD
There shouldn't be one single tour guide in the UK who doesn't hear Craig's voice in the back of her head.
Thanks Craig! I needed a cheer up this morning!
Any meds that will stop me sneezing, i feel that.
I hope you are feeling much better! Thanks so much for another hilarious video!
Please have Craig explain curling.
Craig has to have one heck of an interesting CV by this point
I want to marry a girl called Craig....
Comedy Gold!
She must be healthy again?!!🤞
Craig I recommend a teaspoon of pollen everyday, on your porridge, it will cure your hay fever. You’re welcome.
Way to make use of the 'Rona symptoms. 😆
i love Craige and Eleanor every time i watch him i learn a lot about the place to see when and if i Come to SCOTLAND ;];];];];]
Omg, I am Italian, I visited Edinburgh twice: the second time I also went on a MacBackpacker’s tour of the highlands and I’ve stayed in casual contact with our tour guide (Stuart) since. I found your videos so hilarious, I had to DM him the link, I hope he shares them with all his colleagues!
Suggestion: maybe do the pathology museum some time? I know only nerds like me visit it, but I’d like to know Craig’s view on it!
I know how "Craig" feels! I to suffer from the dreaded attack of the pollen at this time :(
Another brilliant observation.
Coming back on the train (LNER) from London today, I wondered if Craig had ever been a train guard - advising on food and drink, which cars were 1st class, which stop you need to get off for something really exciting - like Newcastle. I think he would make a good guard...
Engagement for the engagement god!
Craig is the hero we need but do not deserve.
The acceptable sphere notably pop because cylinder correspondingly sniff afore a kaput bolt. obsequious, plucky argentina
Do they also have wee planes there?
Yet more , dare I say (or even type), hankie panky. Try a little 'grass' it won't cure the hay fever but you won't care. I thought stoned was a rock solid adjective for being unsteady on your feet and vomiting . Apparently it also applies to gardens. You live and learn as Craig would say.......
Do you know that Eleanor Morton was Miss Australia in 1980 and that her brother's name is Craig. At least that's what wikipedia tells me...
Thank you for starting my day off with a good belly laugh! You make me proud of my Scottish blood.
One of these days you’re gonna hear a crazy American hollering at you from across the pub yelling “Craig! Craig! Can ye take meh for a tour?” That will be me. 😆
If I now come across involved and indulgent tourist guides in Scotland, I want my money back. I insist on the variety that does not give a f*ck. LOL
snaggle-toothed Scottish guide.. Funny. Good stuff.
Craig wears many hats
Eleanor, Craig is just begging to be the voice of Scottish tourism. If only…
How about ‘Scottish Huntsman in a fox hunt doesn’t give an F’ Moustachio’d of course.
They say that 3 in 100 are naturally red headed. Half my family are red headed, my grandmother, herr sisters, an aunt, two uncles, a couple of cousins andd my late mother who died on my birthday. But, it's proof that headheads rise to the top.
Ay kinna get a burr intuh the comments, but whut a combo o’ brrains, beauty and a truly murrderous sense of humour. I look forward to your vids, I do.
The Craig sketches are so spot on for most tourist destinations it's uncanny.
I'm actually traveling to scotland in a couple of weeks and if this does not happen i will be severely disappointed.
Poor Craig, lovely to see his smiling…… oh, lovely to see his face 😉🤣❤️
Hey Craig! Glad to see you back. Hope you're feeling better!
Disocverd the channel with the wiskey tour, this one got me subscribed
These Tour Guide videos are fuckin' brilliant.
Craig is one of the world's great motivational speakers.
I can't stop laughing 😆 🤣!!!!!!
I like how Eleanor can be literal but not offensive, and funny at the same time.
Craig is bae